general

[sonic root]

nah theyre a bit special

[gloomy peak]

no he’ll get there

i believe in him

[random dagger]

guys

yall good people

keep it up

[sonic root]

u too fr

[random dagger]

ok that will be all from me

[carmine robin]

cheers lad

[random dagger]

until next time friends

[keen pewter]

hmMM

hmMMMMMM

[balmy crown]

thank you

[keen pewter]

the bot slacks so much these days its mad

[carmine robin]

time for retirement

[wraith tendon]

I love that they think pinging everyone is gonna work

[jaunty ferry]

This is true. I still hate you.

[rocky thistle]

Cry me a river

[jaunty ferry]

No😡

[lean spear]

@earnest ingot I’m looking for editing work. You have an spot open? You filthy boy

answer me.

[rugged quail]

Bootleg Santa in here

[lean spear]

Aw fuck you

[carmine robin]

:3

[gusty palm]

so tired

[dapper jackal]

Im so handsome

[rugged quail]

Enjoy ur stw mode Santa

[carmine robin]

100k xp from one mission im living

the peter griffin emote will be mine

[ancient hawk]

Chat ill never be (k)enough

[severe creek]

[ancient hawk]

💥

[short kraken]

@carmine robin petered your griffin

[short kraken]

No

[carmine robin]

IM NOT GONNA BE MEERRCCYYY

[short kraken]

[carmine robin]

guys my nitro ran out i cant live like this

[severe creek]

Perish.

[proud sandal]

oh nooooo

[carmine robin]

LOL

[keen pewter]

welcome to the club

[severe creek]

The office cat won’t leave me alone

[rugged quail]

Boohoo no neetro

[proud sandal]

they changed the colours for replying and creating threads

i dont like it

[carmine robin]

boogoo?

[keen pewter]

ya a lot of icons changed

[rugged quail]

I meant boohoo

[granite goblet]

I gotta stop paying for nitro

[keen pewter]

the headphone icon looks so retarded

[severe creek]

I still got 2 months free my dudes

[proud sandal]

god ur right

yuck

[short kraken]

🎧

[clear warren]

Wait what

[carmine robin]

yikes

[short kraken]

Dw guys we still have

[severe creek]

[short kraken]

🚡

[severe creek]

Me at headphone emoji

[ancient hawk]

@short kraken

[short kraken]

@ancient hawk

[rugged quail]

Wait u can play stw with 15 others?!?!

[short kraken]

[ancient hawk]

Where my twinks at

[rugged quail]

Not here

[short kraken]

All my fellas

[ancient hawk]

STOP IT

[short kraken]

It's you

[carmine robin]

i dont even think i know 15 poeple

[short kraken]

ITS YOU

[carmine robin]

poeple

[short kraken]

Your feet finder account says otherwise

[carmine robin]

😼

[rugged quail]

How much tho

[short kraken]

Ooo you wanted to put that buck toothed emoji so bad

[rugged quail]

Don’t mention it when Sam is in chat

[carmine robin]

i used the smirking cat when i used nitro

[short kraken]

Why not

[rugged quail]

Oh wait she doesn’t have nitro BOOHOO LMAO

[short kraken]

Yeah lol

[proud sandal]

tragic

[ancient hawk]

NAURRRRR

[carmine robin]

no one suffers like me

[rugged quail]

No nitro but still boosting the server

Oh no im gonna miss the anabolic window

[short kraken]

[ancient hawk]

Im gonna pee

[short kraken]

Ur pants

[ancient hawk]

Tinkle even?

[short kraken]

Shut

[carmine robin]

perhaps a whiz

[short kraken]

You do whiz

[ancient hawk]

Maybe wee?

🔥 🔥

[lone patio]

alright guys going Perth in a week any recommendations on what to do?

i have no plan

[keen pewter]

@carmine robin

are u also getting this bug where all the characters are greyed out

with the msg on the bottom left

[carmine robin]

nop

[keen pewter]

weirdchamp

[carmine robin]

are you on the right gamemodes sometimes i click that squidgames nock off and my game goes funny LOL

[keen pewter]

we're playing ranked no build squads

[carmine robin]

LOL hes stuck default for life rip

[keen pewter]

painhub

[drowsy mason]

Fortnite

[clear warren]

Forknife

[nimble elbow]

[ancient hawk]

LOOOOSER

:3

So drunk rn

[jaunty ferry]

Ooof

[nimble elbow]

yolo

[ancient hawk]

Yippieee

YAHOOOO

[nimble elbow]

yeppeee

[ancient hawk]

THEY SAY BUILD A BITCHHH

[scenic stump]

hai

[carmine robin]

nice profile

[keen pewter]

smash

[proud sandal]

[ancient hawk]

OH NAURR

[rocky thistle]

Wronghub

[carmine robin]

😼

just got a month nitro free W

@short kraken

[short kraken]

LMAO

Who did you beg

[ancient hawk]

Sucked balls

[rugged quail]

NOOOOOO NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[carmine robin]

discord gave me it 😼

[short kraken]

How

[carmine robin]

idk

ill show you

[native oracle]

[rocky thistle]

I got it last month free from discord too

They can sense tiddies

[jaunty ferry]

Hmm

[carmine robin]

they can sense women in need fr

[ancient hawk]

TIDDIES

WHERE

Im so bored

LISTENING TO THE STROKES

(The adults are talking)

[rocky thistle]

I remember when I was obsessed with Julian Casablancas

[rugged quail]

The adults are stroking

[ancient hawk]

NAURR NOT AGAIN

[tawdry apex]

main

not the pfp

!jumbo

[queen spoke]

My feet are freezing

[ancient hawk]

Mine are tingling

[queen spoke]

I do not like Noah kahan

[rugged quail]

wdym its just a wholesome pfp

[tawdry apex]

oh yeah right huh

[rugged quail]

hes just chilling in malaysia

[tawdry apex]

[keen pewter]

its a cartoon

[tawdry apex]

yes

a sad cartoon

[ancient hawk]

[keen pewter]

only 2d drawing that can make me feel something is Jotaro's massive biceps 🤤

jonathan's*

[ancient hawk]

👉👈

[tawdry apex]

you already know how i feel about toji so i needn't say anything

[keen pewter]

🚪

🚶‍♂️

[orchid willow]

lol

[scenic stump]

alguien quiere jugar roblox

[clear warren]

[scenic stump]

que

[drowsy mason]

Juice

[fossil ether]

awawaw

[tawdry apex]

@scenic stump english only please

[rugged quail]

hi

[drowsy mason]

Main 💀💀💀💀💀

[tawdry apex]

hehehehhe

i helped him crop that one

[rugged quail]

now get ur throat ready

🗡️

[tawdry apex]

MMNFFHHGGG

i would change my nickname in here to the one in my server but

no

[rugged quail]

you should

dont let discordians shame you

[unkempt ember]

real

[wraith tendon]

[tawdry apex]

no

i would get in big twouble

[wraith tendon]

Nahhh

[unkempt ember]

it can’t be that bad

[tawdry apex]

ginger do not enable me

LMFAO

[wraith tendon]

"Ginger don't bully me"
"Ginger don't enable me"
PICK A LANE

[unkempt ember]

or be Asian and drive on both

[tawdry apex]

AHHAHAHAHA

[unkempt ember]

simple

[tawdry apex]

ginger i never said dont bully me 😔

[wraith tendon]

YEAH?!

[tawdry apex]

hes gonna pull out receipts.

[unkempt ember]

he knows too much

[tawdry apex]

he always does

ginger the all knowing one

[unkempt ember]

Tis why he gay

[tawdry apex]

ok thats my brother 😔 i will not tolerate such slander

[wraith tendon]

Okay actually maybe not in here

[tawdry apex]

LMAO

[unkempt ember]

mb dear

[sonic root]

dont slander maries brother

[unkempt ember]

slander you then ig

[scenic stump]

cope

[sonic root]

sure i'll slander u too

[unkempt ember]

do it

[sonic root]

ur gay

[tawdry apex]

🤷‍♀️

[unkempt ember]

so are you

[sonic root]

perhaps

[unkempt ember]

you’re a man kisser

[sonic root]

i have indeed kissed men

[carmine robin]

EW

[sonic root]

ur a woman kisser tho

alright sam

[wraith tendon]

Homies kiss each other goodnight

[sonic root]

homiesexual

[unkempt ember]

it’s pretty cool

[carmine robin]

kinda based kinda not

[sonic root]

i mean idk ive kissed 1 woman and that was years ago

[unkempt ember]

Vic was not gay at one point in his life???

[carmine robin]

i too lie on the internet

[sonic root]

yeah for like

18 years i wasnt gay lmao

[unkempt ember]

damn

you held a streak

[sonic root]

a streak of being a lonely failure

[wraith tendon]

Kissing women? Damn sounds kinda gay

[unkempt ember]

fair enough

you should try it Ginger

[rugged quail]

i never lied on the internet

[covert silo]

i love lying

[sonic root]

main ur not a twink anymore?

[carmine robin]

[rugged quail]

thats @tawdry apex propaganda

[sonic root]

nah

[violet ruin]

🤓

[carmine robin]

🙂

oh

[violet ruin]

😉

[sonic root]

[violet ruin]

unless ur a dude then NO

[carmine robin]

im a dude

LOL

[violet ruin]

man wth

[wraith tendon]

I KNEW IT

[violet ruin]

stop fooling us with these pfps

its not fun

at all!

[short kraken]

Hi Sam cock pic later?

[carmine robin]

my bad its from pintrest

[sonic root]

sam is secretly barry

[carmine robin]

barry from the pub

[violet ruin]

now i cant help but think of u as a...

[carmine robin]

a

[sonic root]

hows the wife susan

[violet ruin]

[carmine robin]

just had a stella shes hiding somewhere around here

[sonic root]

shes in the bathroom

[short kraken]

Snitch

[violet ruin]

lmao

[sonic root]

she tried to hit me with her volkswagen polo

[tawdry apex]

WAAAAAAA

[violet ruin]

what a world u guys live in

[short kraken]

Better hope we don't loose the footie

[carmine robin]

CAM ON ENGURLAND SCORE SUM FACKING GAAWWLLSS

[sonic root]

it better be coming home

[ancient hawk]

VIC

POOKIE BEAR

[sonic root]

holaaa

[rugged quail]

shut up retard im gonna have homosexual magical sex with ur mom

[short kraken]

I reckon I could beat you in a fight @carmine robin

[carmine robin]

perhaps

[violet ruin]

expected no less from a 30yr living in my mom's basement

[short kraken]

The head looks fake

[carmine robin]

[rugged quail]

that doesnt look like a real human

[short kraken]

[carmine robin]

im too blind to see it

[sonic root]

ai generated pfp

[carmine robin]

wait me?

[sonic root]

yes u

[short kraken]

Yea

[carmine robin]

man i thought you were talking about the emoji 😭

fine ill go back

[violet ruin]

personally i wouldnt take that

but thats just me thoo

[short kraken]

She doesn't know we were talking about the emoji chat

[violet ruin]

bro

why cant i join restroom (female) 😭

i wanna know what the ladies are on

[wraith tendon]

[carmine robin]

oh

[short kraken]

[drowsy mason]

LMFAOOOOO

Bro is desperate

[carmine robin]

someone let that man in the female restroom

[short kraken]

@carmine robin reveal the secrets to him

[wraith tendon]

(It's full of men)

[sonic root]

(real)

[clear warren]

[carmine robin]

most overused emoji

ong

[tawdry apex]

it really is 9/10

[rugged quail]

samta is gone 😔

[carmine robin]

im right here

[ancient hawk]

Chat what if

HAIII SAMTA

I WAN I WAN I WAN

A PONY

[carmine robin]

hello

[ancient hawk]

And SKY

[ancient hawk]

HOW ARE YOUNSAMTA

[rugged quail]

e girl samta is gone

[carmine robin]

busy preparing for Christmas busy night 🎅🏻

[ancient hawk]

I meant da sky

Skydoesminecraft

🌹

[carmine robin]

can we go back to muting drunk people

[ancient hawk]

SHUSHH

PUH LEAZEEE

[rugged quail]

just mute all the brits

[carmine robin]

erm

[sonic root]

erm

[rugged quail]

Shut up and take yo ass to the chippy shop

[ancient hawk]

Ello govna

[sonic root]

shut up and go to hell twink

[rugged quail]

I WAS NEVER A TWINK

[sonic root]

U WERE LITERALLY NAMED "MY FAVOURITE TWINK"

[rugged quail]

THAT WAS MARIE

[zenith shore]

discord server moment

[sonic root]

UR IN DENIAL

[ancient hawk]

Dear samta

Can i get pegged again

[zenith shore]

aye yo

[rugged quail]

Nuh uh

[ancient hawk]

🔥🧎

Ive been a good whore this year

[tawdry apex]

it was me

[zenith shore]

what they doin in the discord server 💀

[ancient hawk]

WE PEGGED?!

GASPPPPP

[carmine robin]

😼

[ancient hawk]

🫶

Samta baybee

[tawdry apex]

my throat hurts 😔

[rugged quail]

Mb

[tawdry apex]

i forgive you

KIDDING KIDDING

[sonic root]

u real for this

[wraith tendon]

[rugged quail]

🫧

[tawdry apex]

erm

anyway

[rugged quail]

Mhm

[tawdry apex]

@slow briar MY BROTHER HAS A PIANO RECITAL WISH HIM LUCK

mhm..

[sonic root]

good luck maries brother

[rugged quail]

Good luck Aaron Paul

[tawdry apex]

😭😭😭

HAHAHAHHA

aaron paul, how creative

[rugged quail]

🤛👽

[tawdry apex]

main i am getting a lady boner whenever i see ur pfp

[rugged quail]

Yeah ik from DMs…

[tawdry apex]

HAHAHAHA

personally thought the comment about misogyny to be kinda funny

[ancient hawk]

My boner is so hard

[rugged quail]

It was funny

[ancient hawk]

🦴

[tawdry apex]

hehehe

[rugged quail]

New ui got me confused

[wraith tendon]

How do I uninstall discord for other people

[tawdry apex]

idk

[rugged quail]

Send her a link to youtoobe

[tawdry apex]

LMAO

[ancient hawk]

Leon lover

[tawdry apex]

yeah thats me

IM OUT OF MY HEAAADDDDDD TONOIGGHHTTTTT

[ancient hawk]

ME TOOO

DRUNK GANGGG

IMAGINE IF

[carmine robin]

[carmine coyote]

Let me access your pc through a vm I'll show you how 😍

[mortal mauve]

chat we r officially in mitski era

[carmine coyote]

What in the fuck is that alex

[stuck harness]

🧎‍♂️

[urban solstice]

high school in where I was, there was always that one couple who didn’t last a week and break up 💀

[rugged quail]

Pitski

[ancient hawk]

PEPSII

@stuck harness @stuck harness

[stoic hornet]

Big chungus? I think yes

[tawdry apex]

i NEEEDDD food

[carmine robin]

Based

[scenic stump]

whiiiiii

[covert silo]

i hate this country man

marie where are we moving

paris?

i need somewhere w pretty woods

[stuck harness]

BUBSY

[granite goblet]

[granite goblet]

Switzerland

[covert silo]

yesss

they have such good healthcare too

i wonder if i can get a job w my company there

[granite goblet]

That’s because everything costs 15 times more than in the u.s

[covert silo]

i would bet a lot of money

rent is cheaper there

[granite goblet]

You’re wrong

Dude Switzerland is SO expensive

Look up grocery prices

[mild sparrow]

why tf would you go to paris

full of the french

[rugged quail]

And they eat snails

[covert silo]

i loved paris

[carmine robin]

Yikes

Paris

[covert silo]

rent looks the same as where i’m at @granite goblet

[dusk iron]

Every single time I hear this very phrase “are you doing this on purpose” makes me want to punch the bitch in their face

like doing what on purpose i don’t even care about you

I don’t even think about you at all like yeah whatever

[azure talon]

hallow is my dad

[proud sandal]

gz

[mild sparrow]

beautiful city if the people didnt live there

[carmine robin]

The worst part of France is objectively the French

[proud sandal]

to be fair, the worst ones are in paris

[covert silo]

i had a fine time in paris

the french ppl were very nice to me tbh

british ppl were dickheads

[proud sandal]

HONESTLY

the brits i see on vacation

omg

[covert silo]

the second i opened my mouth they were glaring or rolling their eyes at me

[carmine robin]

LOL

[covert silo]

apparently it’s rude to say “hi” at the start of an interaction at starbucks????

[muted basin]

British people are peculiar

[covert silo]

like bruh go hit ur vape super hard on the street or something and get ur teeth fixed

[proud sandal]

you have to adhere to a very strict and arbitrary set of rules while in london

[covert silo]

LITERALLY

[carmine robin]

I just don’t like the American tourists

They be loud sometimes

[tardy otter]

🫐🥧😾

[proud sandal]

americans have a tendency to be loud

[covert silo]

i was alone at a starbucks. i said “hi can i get uh” and she was looking at me like i killed her first born

[carmine robin]

Where are you from

[covert silo]

america

[carmine robin]

There you go

LOL

[covert silo]

yeah but like????

no where else did it ONLY london

[tardy otter]

What rules?

[proud sandal]

tally ho ol' fellow, might i inquire if i could purchase a medium cup of coffee, on the go, thank you very much

[proud sandal]

1. dont be not british

[covert silo]

HAHAHAHA

[carmine robin]

British ppl just don’t like American tourists

[fierce crow]

my daughter has arrived

[covert silo]

she works at a tourist spot???

like MIDDLE of london

that’s a HER problem

[proud sandal]

what??? tourists at a tourist spot??

so wicked

[fierce crow]

bo oh o wo ah

[tardy otter]

Can ppl tell who is an American without them even speaking

[covert silo]

i acclimated

[carmine robin]

Arguably she should avoid working in a place filled with tourists

[covert silo]

i bought my outfits in the city

copied the girls around me

but i didn’t try to hide i was american when i spoke cus that ain’t happening

[carmine robin]

You can just tell an American from their whole vibe

[mild sparrow]

i got chicken balls

[tardy otter]

But like how

[carmine robin]

Just the vibe

[tardy otter]

I’m confused

[mild sparrow]

ngl i think british tourists are some of the worst

[proud sandal]

i think i agree

[mild sparrow]

especially the working class 🤢

[mellow jolt]

Hi

[carmine robin]

British tourists destroyed a lot of Spanish destinations

[proud sandal]

americans are just loud and stupid, brits are straight up rude

[mild sparrow]

and the danish

[proud sandal]

u stink

[covert silo]

i don’t see tooo many british tourists

thank god

[mild sparrow]

your fine my swedish friend

[proud sandal]

thank GOD

[mild sparrow]

theyre all in magaloof

i went to the us of a once

[proud sandal]

iliterally shaking and crying rn

[covert silo]

HAHA

the brits that have stopped by are usually snobby

but i never help them

[mild sparrow]

only ones that can afford the flights tbf

[strange delta]

Wsgud boner smokers

[carmine robin]

We have a memo to follow

[mild sparrow]

i want to go philidelphia one day

[carmine robin]

Why

[mild sparrow]

i saw the show

[carmine robin]

Fair enough

I want to go to the moth man museum so I can touch the statues ass

[mild sparrow]

ok

interesting

@covert silo did you meet anyone when you came uk

[covert silo]

i was like 2 days late for awooku and no one else really cared to try

[gray sun]

mentally preparing myself for an expensive xmas shop

[mild sparrow]

ah

[proud sandal]

this was tragic

[covert silo]

very

[mild sparrow]

i didnt try

[carmine robin]

Discord meet ups are based guys I love them (every one has been ass for me)

[covert silo]

u were busy

[mild sparrow]

probably

[covert silo]

i thiiink?

[mild sparrow]

i dont actually live in england most of the time tbf

thats my excuse

[covert silo]

i’ve had 2 good meetups

fair

[mild sparrow]

patty?

[covert silo]

i met one of my besties for a dinner and it was great. and i just had another bestie fly over for a few days and crash a few months ago.

OMG AND RYAN

and elaina!!

and my bestie ezra from the city

[mild sparrow]

is ezra the singing bloke

[covert silo]

@drowsy monolith we are a successful discord to irl friendship

yes the green haired singer

[mild sparrow]

i dont think i ever knew him with green hair

[silk folio]

i hate my job

i’m going to walk out rn

[proud sandal]

ok

get outta there

[icy kraken]

Did you man know that it is impossible for wolverine to get circumcised 😨😨😨😨

[proud sandal]

did u know u stink

[silk folio]

i just might

[drowsy mason]

Battlebus

[lime berry]

On the sixth day of Christmas my pet alien gave to me

[short kraken]

[tawdry apex]

chick fil a

nom nom

[covert silo]

chipotle

w guac

2 cinnabons

devious plans tn

[short kraken]

Never had any of those

BRUH wtf there's a lemonade drink that killed 2 ppl

[proud sandal]

tbh

i could get lemonade to kill me

but please, fill me in on the lore

[drowsy mason]

Need some of that tbh

[quasi plinth]

If it was a blue calypso I would be dead

[tawdry apex]

i love lemonade

[rugged quail]

It’s bc the lemonade had like 400mg of caffeine

[tawdry apex]

the blue one by minute maid

mnnnffhhfg

wasnt it from panera or sumn

[rugged quail]

Yeah

And also the girl was like sensitive to caffeine or something

[tawdry apex]

oh lord

[rugged quail]

I’m shitting so much today

[short kraken]

Don't talk to me until I had my coffee AM I RIGHT HA HAA

[drowsy mason]

Same twin

[tawdry apex]

😭

my ankle will never be the same

[rugged quail]

mb

I’ve replaced them with fake ones

[drowsy mason]

Yeah mb i was grabbing m too hard

[stuck harness]

moans

[crisp furnace]

celebrating the end of the semester im so happy

[rocky thistle]

I don't like this update

[crisp furnace]

I have finals on saturday

[rocky thistle]

I once had finals...they always landed on my birthday

[silk folio]

its pretty bad huh lol

very very different

[scenic stump]

mobile is worse tbh

you gotta go to a different tab for find

dms

[rugged quail]

Honestly annoying

[rocky thistle]

Yeah I'm on mobile and want to throw this shit across the room

[fierce crow]

THE BABY IS ALIVE AND KICKING

idk

[azure talon]

@covert silo drag me in brodie

[jaunty ferry]

Shut up

[torpid swallow]

Hmmm

[rocky thistle]

Suck my willy

[dire notch]

Hm

[rocky thistle]

Yes

[jaunty ferry]

No thanks sir

[drowsy mason]

Hesitation is defeat

[rocky thistle]

Go put a shirt on, thot

[dire notch]

Devon

[sharp turret]

cool to see you’re alive

[formal heath]

Womp

[scenic stump]

Discord mobile got different

Ham and cheese is the best flavor of hotpocket and the pepperoni one sucks

[jaunty ferry]

maybe i dont want to????

[jaunty ferry]

rami

[bronze burrow]

yessir

[gusty palm]

tired

[rocky thistle]

You're literally going to freeze your man tits

[jaunty ferry]

i might tbh!

[normal tiger]

wtf is this new app design

[dire notch]

Idk

[vivid pilot]

yo

[sharp turret]

rip mac miller

homies voice is relaxing

[native oracle]

@jaunty ferry

[sharp turret]

shut up you attention seeking whore

[native oracle]

i just had someone call my phone n ask "who is this"

[sharp turret]

WHATS YOURE FUCKING AFDRESS

IM On my way!

SEND IT

on my way

oh shit, addy already in my phone

didn’t know u lived w your mom

sickly throwing it down on my dick rn

i am not either of those

your comment is invalid

some chick down in detroit bought all of it a bit ago

don’t worry

first of all, everyone in chat can see what’s on it so saying that that’s on it don’t even make sense

secondly, what me and your mother do behind your bedroom door isn’t chats business

[quasi plinth]

Bros wishing about dildos

[carmine robin]

Interesting conversations

[rocky sedge]

You ever stand over a opp and knock his dreads off🤓🤓

[rocky sedge]

🤣

Bro my ex texted me after months 💪

[drowsy mason]

Dont fall for it gang

It’ll only lead to pain

[tawdry apex]

ur one to talk

[drowsy mason]

I deleted them fym😭😭

I haven’t had contact in months bro

Never felt better 🙏

Nah take them back and mentally fuck them up and manipulate them

Arguably cheat

[native oracle]

cheat and gaslight

[drowsy mason]

Exactly

Seems like you’ve got experience emi

True

[native oracle]

i shouldve done it

[drowsy mason]

💀💀

[native oracle]

shouldve made him pay all my debt

[drowsy mason]

Should’ve made his life miserable

[native oracle]

its ok pookie im still in contact with his cousin

[sonic root]

should've hacked his entire bank account

[drowsy mason]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[sonic root]

and?

[native oracle]

i hope his siblings ask about me

[drowsy mason]

For sure

[sonic root]

have yall considered like not dating people who are absolute cunts? ye me neither

[tawdry apex]

IM SO PROUD OF U

[native oracle]

well his sister was like 4...but i knew her since she was barely even 1

[sonic root]

idk i do it wayyy too much

[drowsy mason]

Celebration head?

[native oracle]

so she def asks where i am

[tawdry apex]

yeah

[native oracle]

siblings AND parents still like me

[sonic root]

my exs parents love me for some reason

[native oracle]

bc ur accent

[tawdry apex]

my exs parents HATE my guts

[sonic root]

my accent???

[drowsy mason]

My ex’s dad is a g tbh good lad

[native oracle]

my exs parents loved me

[sonic root]

oh same but thats a different ex

[native oracle]

his mom made me a fruit bowl every morning

[tawdry apex]

my ex's little sisters made up a rumor i wanted to fuck their dad

:3

[drowsy mason]

💀💀💀💀

[tawdry apex]

i hate that man absolutely not

[drowsy mason]

Marie dont bring up the trauma 😭😭🙏

[sonic root]

jesus fuck marie what?

[tawdry apex]

LMFAO ITS MORE FUNNY THAN ANYTHING

[drowsy mason]

Marie lore is crazy vic

[sonic root]

ye i can tell

[tawdry apex]

yeah you have NO idea

we'll keep it that way

[sonic root]

marie lore is worse than vic lore

[native oracle]

LMAO not u asking if she wanted to

[tawdry apex]

i only like HOT dads

bro did not qualify

[drowsy mason]

Marie lore is like 5 books worth of story telling

[sonic root]

bro did not meet the requirements

[tawdry apex]

AHAHAAH

[sonic root]

whens the marie lore yt video coming out

[tawdry apex]

honestly for the meme should i make a slideshow and present it

[sonic root]

u should absolutely

never go for women is my advice

[drowsy mason]

Thats why u date fictional women

Hoorah

[sonic root]

i date men mac

[drowsy mason]

Well that’s unfortunate

[sonic root]

nah its worked out fineeeee

(thats a lie)

[drowsy mason]

My penis twitched when u said that what kind of sorcery is this

[sonic root]

what.

[drowsy mason]

What

[sonic root]

lets not run anything back

u dont?

[drowsy mason]

I do

[sonic root]

ur fuckin gay

[drowsy mason]

Goes around my neck bc of how big it is

[sonic root]

snake dick

[drowsy mason]

Anaconda

[sonic root]

whats that massive dinosaur snake called again

ur not wrong

[tawdry apex]

LMAO

[drowsy mason]

HAHAHAAHAHAHA

Nah that was cold💀💀💀

[sonic root]

good convo about macs dick

and my mum too

[drowsy mason]

I bet your mum is a lovely woman

[sonic root]

LMAO

[drowsy mason]

Her name has to be something like

[sonic root]

give it ur best guess

[drowsy mason]

Catherene

Suzan

[sonic root]

wrong

also wtf is that spelling of catherine

[drowsy mason]

Thats the retard brummie way of spelling it

I genuinely know a woman called catherene

[sonic root]

im still not a brummie

[drowsy mason]

She lived like 10 minutes away from me when I still lived there

[sonic root]

i mean fair ik a woman called mildred

[quasi plinth]

It’s pronounced cathereen instead of Catherine

[sonic root]

no its not

[drowsy mason]

Dead name anyway

[quasi plinth]

YES IT IS !!

[sonic root]

whats the best name

[drowsy mason]

Best name is obviously boris

Our lord

[sonic root]

i was gonna say barry but boris wins

[quasi plinth]

Probably Indiana jones

[drowsy mason]

He seems like a good bloke tbf

[sonic root]

id get a pint with boris

[drowsy mason]

Exactly

Fuck all that royalty stuff

Good don

[sonic root]

id also drunkenly fight boris

[drowsy mason]

He does have a punchable face

[sonic root]

genuinely surprised nobody's punched him yet

[drowsy mason]

I mean next man to punch him gets locked up for life probs

[sonic root]

ye true

[normal tiger]

Crazy

[sonic root]

throw another milkshake at him

[normal tiger]

yum yum milkshake

Elixir of the gods

[sonic root]

real

ive not had one in agessss

[native oracle]

hi harry

[normal tiger]

hey emi

Wag1

[native oracle]

i havent seen u in a fat min

[normal tiger]

yeah I’ve been busy for ages

[native oracle]

i take that as a good thing

[normal tiger]

a little bit of a break now

Hbu

[native oracle]

just stressed but ill be good

[normal tiger]

valid valid

[native oracle]

nah i want long knees

[quasi plinth]

Just cope with how you were born

[sonic root]

long knees😭

or get boots or something like i do

i have boots that make me a couple inches taller

people notice cos im short as fuck lmao

with the boots im average height

i think it's around 5'8?

ye ur right

i just googled it lmao

with boots im 5'8

[tawdry apex]

5'9

still taller

BOOOOOOOO

[unborn agate]

im 6’1… >.<

[tawdry apex]

.<

[unborn agate]

omg hi marie >.<

[unborn agate]

pls listen to super bass

[tawdry apex]

HI VEN

[sonic root]

stop bullying me

[scenic stump]

who wants frontshots

[unborn agate]

who wants sideshots 🙏

[dire notch]

@spice pebble @jaunty ferry wake up

[sonic root]

i dont wanna know what those are

[unborn agate]

fart box >.<

[spice pebble]

[sonic root]

ven i hate u for that cos u reminded me of something i said

[dire notch]

Ven ven ven

[stuck harness]

@spice pebble

Hayyyy

[gentle marsh]

yo

[sonic root]

hola

[spice pebble]

hi jodie 😋

[dire notch]

Hi jodie

Sike

[sonic root]

hi jodie

[stuck harness]

Oh she hasn't taken her meds today

[spice pebble]

im jai

[dire notch]

Of course she hasn’t

[sonic root]

ur a gay?

[stuck harness]

you're schizophrenic🫶🫶

[unborn agate]

hello ram

[dire notch]

@mighty fractal Fritz what happen now

[spice pebble]

dangerously

[unborn agate]

ram deez nuts in your mouth

[spice pebble]

RAMI STOP @ ING HIM💀💀

[sonic root]

ew

[unborn agate]

@stiff idol welcome back puta

[sonic root]

@mighty fractal hi fritz

[stuck harness]

@mighty fractal hi fritz

[dire notch]

He’s my bro leave me alone

[spice pebble]

guys mass ping im reporting

[unborn agate]

u got no bro rami youre gay

[stuck harness]

Ping deez

[dire notch]

You legit ate my cat

[sonic root]

shut up jodie ur just sad

[dire notch]

Stfu

[unborn agate]

and

[sonic root]

LMFAO

[lime berry]

Yoy gotta listen to you got spark you got spunk you got something all the girls want💅

[unborn agate]

it tasted good

[spice pebble]

yeah jodie is just sad

good thing im jai 💃

[sonic root]

good thing ur an aussie twink?

[dire notch]

Ands

[mighty fractal]

Gonna kick you in the cunt

[dire notch]

Damn Jodie sad

[stuck harness]

Hey

[dire notch]

Fritzzzzzz

[mighty fractal]

Hey dad

[spice pebble]

yes i am

[sonic root]

heya fritz

[mighty fractal]

Ramiiiii

[stuck harness]

G'day son get me a fuckin beer

[mighty fractal]

Twink

[spice pebble]

it is i mean

[dire notch]

Ahhhh

[sonic root]

cant believe this

[mighty fractal]

Love you vic

[sonic root]

love u too fritz

[mighty fractal]

Boags St George only

[stuck harness]

Great Northern >>>

[mighty fractal]

Great northerns good

[stiff idol]

Far cry 4

[unborn agate]

really

10 fucking mins andrew

[stiff idol]

Bro

[unborn agate]

i let u cook and this is what u said

[stiff idol]

Mb i was dying

My brain is cooked

[unborn agate]

ofc it is u puta

silly goober

[jaunty ferry]

Not sleeepingggg

[stiff idol]

Waga baga bobo

[dire notch]

Shut up cunt

[unborn agate]

too late

[stiff idol]

Its alright

[normal tiger]

Better late than never

[stiff idol]

Chats dead anyways

Ill come up with something better

[tawdry apex]

HI ANDRO

[scenic stump]

you sound mad 🤨🤨

e fighting

[normal tiger]

F

[stiff idol]

Mb late reply sup

[west stone]

Hi

[stuck harness]

@tawdry apex

MARIE

[sonic root]

what about 5

[stiff idol]

Its cold

[mortal mauve]

i hate this new update

its so shit

[sonic root]

discord mobile is ass

[stiff idol]

Havent played it only 3 and 4

[mortal mauve]

OH SHIT VANILLA SPICE IS BACK

[sonic root]

its not bad but its not great

[stiff idol]

Who tf is vanilla spice 😭

[mortal mauve]

girl u are

[stiff idol]

Really?

[mortal mauve]

yea thats what ur name is saved as anyway

[stiff idol]

I must have dementia 💀

I gotta mentally backlog a bit

[stiff idol]

Might have to try it

[sonic root]

ive played 3 and 5

5 is easier than 3 ngl

[stiff idol]

I play them all on the hardest difficulty drunk 😭

[sonic root]

lmaoo fairs

ive played destiny 2 while drunk

[stiff idol]

Its fun but man sometimes i feel so slow

Destiny 2 is aight

[sonic root]

no it aint 😭

[stiff idol]

Never been a huge destiny guy but i played a good chunk of the 2nd one

[sonic root]

ive got at least 400 hours in destiny 2

[stiff idol]

I have like 20 hours probably 😭

[sonic root]

i played it since release and omfg was it the opposite of fun

destiny 1 slaps

[mortal mauve]

yall ever see that guy who puts his giant magnet in the river then calls the police over minor things

[sonic root]

no i havent

[stiff idol]

Mirror 💀

[mortal mauve]

sorry that didng make sense im high as shit

[sonic root]

i was grinding destiny 2 wayyy too much

[mortal mauve]

LMFAO

[stiff idol]

Bro i was so confused 😭

[mortal mauve]

mirror and river just kinda made sense

[stiff idol]

Dawg im an old man now

[sonic root]

same and then i bought like a load of dlcs

[stiff idol]

My bones crack when i walk

[mortal mauve]

let me guess 43.

[sonic root]

56

[stiff idol]

Close

Im 20

[mortal mauve]

so basically 65

[sonic root]

mfs younger than me complaining about being old

[mortal mauve]

gotta round it up

[mortal mauve]

OMG I FORGOT UR A THOUSAND

[sonic root]

IM 21😭

[stiff idol]

Iam old

[mortal mauve]

same thang

[stiff idol]

Im like a dog

[sonic root]

nahhhh

[stiff idol]

20 years is 5000 for me

[mortal mauve]

chat im 14

[sonic root]

tbf i played it while drunk and almost scrapped my fucking exotic hand cannon

[stiff idol]

Shout out bald people

[sonic root]

my friend had to yell at me over the call and say wtf r u doing

[tawdry apex]

JAI

[mortal mauve]

LMFAAAOOOOOO

[sonic root]

LMAOOO NAH

[mortal mauve]

MARIE

[stiff idol]

Im bald ☹️

Rip 🙏

I can respect that

[sonic root]

its cold

[stiff idol]

Temu fade

[mortal mauve]

i git dos goosbums evetime…

[stiff idol]

Dawg im outside chiefin in shorts and a tshirt

[sonic root]

i got uni in like an hour

[stiff idol]

Its like 41

Cold for me because california

[sonic root]

rip

its uhhh

[mortal mauve]

I have a lecture at 7:30😔

[sonic root]

3 c here

[sonic root]

ive got one at 9 but i gotta be in for 8

[stiff idol]

That seems cold

[sonic root]

its fucking freezing

[lime berry]

Chiefin keef by cheef keef reference😱

[mortal mauve]

id be in at 9 cause i dont gaf🔥

[stiff idol]

Sosa baby

[mortal mauve]

8:99 matter a fact

[sonic root]

i would too but i gotta talk to my fuckin lecturers

[stiff idol]

Im boutta light myself on fire for warmth

[mortal mauve]

I sit there.. and hit my e-cigarette ☝️

[sonic root]

thanks for the idea

[stiff idol]

Hello markiplier

[keen pewter]

who the fuck is aches

[sonic root]

i sit outside and smoke

[mortal mauve]

I just stick it in my sleeve tbh

[sonic root]

fair but i cant do that with a cig

[mortal mauve]

anything is possible ☝️

[stiff idol]

Whats ur favorite cigs guys

[mortal mauve]

a joint

[sonic root]

lucky strikes

[mortal mauve]

🙏

[stiff idol]

Thats a fair one

I can roll masive js