general

[ancient hawk]

RUN AWAY INTO THE WHITE VAN

[carmine robin]

real it I’m brother

REAL IT IN

[ancient hawk]

:3

My rizz is TOO good

We'll share the goth clown gf

[carmine robin]

I miss when we all had clown pfps In this server

[ancient hawk]

WE CAN DO IT AGAIN

[hardy dome]

bing bong

[formal heath]

Awtysm

[carmine robin]

Just got caught on my phone it’s joever for me guys I will be jobless tomorrow

[hardy dome]

yep thats my name

[formal heath]

Your name is NOT awtysm

[hardy dome]

and it was on discord… was it really worth

[formal heath]

The tik tok trendy disease 🤣🤣🤣😎👍🏼

[stuck harness]

@carmine robin

[formal heath]

This kid

[stuck harness]

Bam

[hardy dome]

says who

[formal heath]

Parents

[hardy dome]

well theyre the one who named me so

[formal heath]

Oh look there’s one now

[hardy dome]

i hate my name anyway im gonna legally changeit

[formal heath]

Okay so no slurs

But is r word allowed

[formal heath]

You shouldn’t, I’m sure it’s great

Unless it’s Agnes

[hardy dome]

only retards think that retard is a slur

[formal heath]

Ok I’m not retarded

Oh well there I go

[carmine robin]

I love my friends

[carmine robin]

Hihihi

[formal heath]

I am going to throttle you

Do you know what sodomization is

If you don’t you will.

[carmine robin]

This sounds like my kind of date

[formal heath]

Get out of here gayass

Not how it works

[carmine robin]

Haaayyyyy

[formal heath]

Yeah no homo

Is fits a YouTuber or smth

Nah, I done it but it ain’t for me so I ain’t gay yk

Receiving I should note

[carmine robin]

Fits this dick in your mouth

[opal gull]

yum

[formal heath]

Yum she says

[carmine robin]

Sorry queen you weren’t meant to see that

[formal heath]

Welcome back

Join my server

[opal gull]

its okay i think it’s pretty cute

[formal heath]

You do it’s just broken

[carmine robin]

Okay now I’m blushing

[formal heath]

I felt physical pain

☹️

That was my grandmas favorite song

It’s okay. You’ll understand some day

I’m kidding do not worry little one

[ancient hawk]

Giggling and chuckling

Hihihihihihihihihi

[formal heath]

Two

Real

[spice pebble]

eeek

[scenic stump]

i got caught twice on my phone 💀

like in 2 days

[stuck harness]

@spice pebble

[spice pebble]

@stuck harness

[stuck harness]

Sqounmch

[spice pebble]

thats me!!

[stuck harness]

Haiii

[spice pebble]

haii

guess what i just came back from :3

@stuck harness 😡

[stuck harness]

What did u just get back from

[honest kindle]

just got back from the gym gang

[spice pebble]

OMG SOOO I JUST GOT BACK FROM PLAYING DND @stuck harness

[honest kindle]

i did 30 100lb hip thrust im feeling pretty splendid

[stuck harness]

Omg I didn't know you were gay!!!

[spice pebble]

sometimes..

[stuck harness]

[spice pebble]

anyway we didn’t actually get to play play but just getting the roles in order

i play again on the 18th

im so excited

[honest kindle]

my brother has a dnd youtube thingy

he goes by Blaine Simple

[stuck harness]

Dndeez

[scenic stump]

irl ?

[spice pebble]

yeah

[honest kindle]

nuets

[scenic stump]

fucking awesome

[stuck harness]

nuets

[honest kindle]

gotham

[opal gull]

i made a dnd character the other day 🥺

[delicate junco]

Many of you have heard of Marx and Engels...

...but have you heard of FEET and ANKLES ??? 🦶🏾

[spice pebble]

yuss it was really fun.

[scenic stump]

what sex appeal did u roll

[opal gull]

thats not a thing

[scenic stump]

it is

[opal gull]

…

[honest kindle]

cappy bara!!

[opal gull]

ok well i did everything but that

[scenic stump]

ask ur dm

guarantee they will b like

oh um u can roll for that if u want but if u get a bad roll u gotta take it

it can affect ur charisma points

[honest kindle]

go ahead and roll a based d20 for me

[spice pebble]

my dm said no flirting with npcs 😡

[scenic stump]

ur dm is not fun

[opal gull]

i have an 11 charisma

[scenic stump]

thats what half of dnd is

damn u ugly asf

[opal gull]

STOPP

[spice pebble]

no its not

[honest kindle]

😭😭😭

[scenic stump]

it isnt jodie

i lied

[spice pebble]

c:

[scenic stump]

be a good noodle and cast fireball

[opal gull]

random roll is not the way to go

[scenic stump]

i dont care how small the room is i said cast fireball

[spice pebble]

🔥

[honest kindle]

i fucked an ogre once in dnd and killed him halfway thru

[spice pebble]

my friend is a wizard

[honest kindle]

rolled a nat 20 in charisma

[opal gull]

im a lil monk elf

[honest kindle]

gay little elf

[ancient hawk]

POOKEMS@spice pebble

[opal gull]

shes 3 apples tall

[ancient hawk]

LETS FLIRT

[spice pebble]

HIIII

[honest kindle]

THREE APPLES

how many chick-fil-a sauces is that

[ancient hawk]

HPW ARE UU

[opal gull]

probably about 7?

[honest kindle]

holy shit

[short kraken]

YOOO is that my favourite racist

[honest kindle]

you’re gonna get trampled 😭

[spice pebble]

im playing as a cleric :3

[opal gull]

salim :)

[honest kindle]

salaam

[short kraken]

Kiwi :)

[honest kindle]

shalom

[spice pebble]

IM GOOOOD

[opal gull]

im fast as fuck 😎

[short kraken]

Wazzap @honest kindle

[honest kindle]

bros a mouse

[opal gull]

LMAO

[scenic stump]

bitch gonna have to make presents

[honest kindle]

my fucking hips hurt

[opal gull]

i dont know anything about dnd i just wanted to make a cute lil character with one of my friends whos a dm 🥹

[scenic stump]

its pre fun i used to shit on it all the time tbh

[honest kindle]

i was in an online dnd campaign and this girl rolled a low dexterity and the dm called her kitten and let her roll again

i left

[scenic stump]

NAHHHH

[honest kindle]

“it’s okay kitten we all have bad days, you can roll again”

[ancient hawk]

KILL HIM

[honest kindle]

she also talked like a child like intentionally

like baby voice

[opal gull]

my dexterity was 17

[ancient hawk]

BWHAHAHAHA THATS SO BAD

Naughty little kitten...

[honest kindle]

“i wolled a 5 dexterwity 🥺😖”

[opal gull]

it seems so fun

[ancient hawk]

Teehee

[opal gull]

but like@idk how to get into it 😀

[ancient hawk]

👉👈

[scenic stump]

the start ios kinda hard

its a storybuilding game

[honest kindle]

try roll 20

[scenic stump]

the dm has to be good too. HAS to.

[opal gull]

well duh

[covert silo]

i had the besttt dm

[scenic stump]

like think of every branching out option

think of every loot table option, know all the drops

[honest kindle]

roll20 is where i find the best games

[covert silo]

god i miss her campaigns

[honest kindle]

my brother is amazing at being DM but he literally does dnd shit as a living

[covert silo]

she would plan such fun surprises n shit

[opal gull]

so cuutteee

[covert silo]

flirting w npc was a guaranteed

how else do u get ANYWHERE

[scenic stump]

exactly jodie

[mighty wedge]

i always want to play dnd but never have friends

[honest kindle]

off topic but who is fog and why was everyone in the server talking about him

[covert silo]

hard to find a good campaign

[scenic stump]

not to burst ur bubble but dnd is one of the most no friends game u can play, liter ally find ANY party

[opal gull]

oh that weird guy

[covert silo]

wet socks we usually dont talk about rumors or drama in chat lolll

[scenic stump]

like everyone is accepting if its online

who tf is fog

musta been the wind...

[covert silo]

fr

[scenic stump]

august is already over so

[covert silo]

spring showers

[honest kindle]

uhhh ok i don’t even know what it is, let alone drama or rumors

[opal gull]

i wnna know

jk

[covert silo]

n thats why we dont tlk ab it

[opal gull]

LMAO

[honest kindle]

ok then

[covert silo]

whats the new one

[ancient hawk]

Kitten its....dnd time

[covert silo]

i just burst out laugh

ijbol

[opal gull]

mreow

[mighty wedge]

any suggestion for me to where to start?

[ancient hawk]

Meow for me kitten

[honest kindle]

roll20

[ancient hawk]

Daddy is eating his cereal and crying

[opal gull]

3 six sided dice

[honest kindle]

you can find beginner campaigns on that website

[opal gull]

spin em around

[scenic stump]

mods live for drama dont get fooled

[scenic stump]

i have no idea but i know how popular it is

u can just ask ppl u know

mainly gamer friends i guarantee u will end up in a campaign if u just ask

kiwi probablyh smells so good rn

[opal gull]

my friend group in highschool would make like fake campaigns to make fun of the losers

[opal gull]

i do thank u 🤭

[scenic stump]

that is so kiwi coded

ur literally a bully

[mighty wedge]

oh i created an account in roll20 since 2022 but i never play any campaign xD i might will start look at it

[ancient hawk]

Chat what if

[scenic stump]

kiwi wanna unbox my day 5 perfume with me

[opal gull]

i canntttt

[ancient hawk]

GASPPP

[scenic stump]

☹️

[ancient hawk]

DRAMA

[scenic stump]

thats not the answer i wanted

[opal gull]

IM SORRYY

[scenic stump]

tell him he can wait

[ancient hawk]

I will pookems

[opal gull]

im “hnaging out” with my roommates gf

[ancient hawk]

(Will not)

[scenic stump]

she can join

[ancient hawk]

THEYRE MAKING OUT

[opal gull]

shes a normie

[ancient hawk]

GASPPPP

[scenic stump]

normies like perfume

[ancient hawk]

STOP KISSING

[opal gull]

she likes shitty romcoms and going on hikes

[scenic stump]

oh jesus

when u said normie i didnt know u meant NORMIE

[ancient hawk]

NORMIEEEE

[opal gull]

😭

[ancient hawk]

They laurve pumpkin spice lattes

[scenic stump]

what r u even talking abt

ur literally on ur phone chatting in a discord just hang ikt up

[opal gull]

i think im gonna corrupt her and get her into dbd

[ancient hawk]

Oh no....

[scenic stump]

get her into gooning

[ancient hawk]

DONT BREAK HER

[opal gull]

i ❤️ gooning

[ancient hawk]

THIS ISNT BUILD A BITCH

[unborn agate]

what the fuck is gooning

[opal gull]

erm

[ancient hawk]

Mwuah

Hey shnookems

[unborn agate]

ive seen that everywhere

[opal gull]

i suggest u dont look it up

[unborn agate]

ok.

[scenic stump]

ven dont

[unborn agate]

@scenic stump gooning luvr

[scenic stump]

dont look it up

do u like goonin ven

[unborn agate]

im gonna look it up rn actually im curious

[scenic stump]

just tell me rn

do u like gooning

[unborn agate]

i like eating

but idk abt gooning

[opal gull]

im a gooner

[scenic stump]

just big n greedy

[unborn agate]

LMFOASIJKL

[scenic stump]

same me n kiwi r hardcore gooners

[opal gull]

8 hours 3 days a week

[unborn agate]

OH GOD

[scenic stump]

6am start

no breaks

[opal gull]

its a part time job atp

[scenic stump]

10h shift 😔

[unborn agate]

THERES A NEW NAME FOR HTAT?

[scenic stump]

its different

[unborn agate]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[opal gull]

its not the same

[unborn agate]

gooning <3

[scenic stump]

i mean gooning originally meant jerking off with like 4 phones/monitors different videos playing of porn at the same time

[unborn agate]

im a christian woman i dont goon

i never knew that

[carmine robin]

They had to make a whatsapp announcement about not using phones because they caught me 3 times in one day

[scenic stump]

u got caught gooning thrice today ?

[unborn agate]

💀

[opal gull]

me

[scenic stump]

cant have shit anymore

[mild warren]

Tf is this

[carmine robin]

What is going on

[opal gull]

gooning

[scenic stump]

3 times is wild tho

[mild warren]

[scenic stump]

sam lmfao get this

[unborn agate]

hows fertility

[scenic stump]

i brought my old phone today to work so like

if hes like put ur phone in the locker

i put my old phone in the locker

[mild warren]

😭

She's sleeping next to me

[unborn agate]

that doestn answer my questio

OMG I WANNA SEE FACILITY

take a pic of ur sleeping kitty rn

[scenic stump]

facility ?

[mild warren]

Check pets

[unborn agate]

ok

[scenic stump]

@opal gull can u call now

[opal gull]

gimme like 20 minutes

[ancient hawk]

Can we like...goon together

👉👈

[carmine robin]

Facility as in flee as I’m flee the facility the hit Roblox game

[short kraken]

Hm

Why is this chat gooning and roblox

[carmine robin]

Kys

[short kraken]

@carmine robin why

[vestal mesa]

Nya

[warm frost]

Target spotted

[short kraken]

[half bay]

toekay

[muted basin]

this has afflicted me in ways that I cannot physically describe

[narrow otter]

No

[ancient hawk]

CHAT THIS CANT BE

[sonic root]

it can be

[shrewd sonnet]

good morning

y'all

[shrewd sonnet]

that cat is definetely sleep deprived

[narrow otter]

CREAM

[sonic root]

ew gay

[clear warren]

Morning

[cedar chasm]

yo

[clear warren]

[random dagger]

morning guys

[sharp turret]

mornin

i left my office job

returned to building houses and operating heavy equipment

[sharp turret]

so happy

[short kraken]

Bingus

[scenic stump]

Dead chat yall

[scenic stump]

Howdy

[prisma frost]

10

[urban sparrow]

a

[short kraken]

Real

[prisma frost]

yuhjjjjjj

[keen pewter]

!dog

[keen pewter]

awh

so cute

[spice pebble]

no

[keen pewter]

sounds like someone who keeps losing in Word Hunt

[spice pebble]

sounds like someone who ummm

(i just won rn chat 😋)

[short kraken]

@spice pebble bad

[hardy dome]

balls

[keen pewter]

tell them how u lose to me atleast 6 times everyday before bagging 1 win

[spice pebble]

idk what ur talking about

sounds like you’re lying

[spice pebble]

no

[rugged quail]

We are curing cancer before Jodie ever wins twice in a row

[spice pebble]

I LITERALLY HAVE

[keen pewter]

why was the gta 6 trailer only black people and ungodly amounts of twerking

[rocky thistle]

Jon more like Jon #2

[keen pewter]

🤨 excuse me

[rocky thistle]

You heard me

[keen pewter]

who is this mystery #1

[rocky thistle]

He wasn't a mystery 5 years ago

[proud sandal]

oh no

[keen pewter]

why are u remembering him all of a sudden

oh god

[rocky thistle]

hahahahah

I don't know, I saw the name and gave me war flashbacks

[proud sandal]

that guy was a character

[rocky thistle]

Sir, he got mad at me cause I wouldn't date him lmao

And tried to get me banned

[keen pewter]

[rocky thistle]

I was the real clown for being his friend

[keen pewter]

bro fortnite's got LEGO NOW

?!

and peter griffin wtf

[rocky thistle]

You play Fortnite?

[proud sandal]

what dont they have at this point

like damn

[keen pewter]

ya i downloaded it before my vacay coz the OG map and meta was back

nostalgia and all

and now theyve completely changed the game mechanics so i wanna try

[rocky thistle]

My nephew has Fortnite nostalgia

He's 11

[keen pewter]

how is he nostalgic he was literally born yesterday

[rocky thistle]

He said, and I quote, "I started playing it when it came out"

I played it when it came out wtf 🥹

[keen pewter]

he played it first when he was SIX

damn

i used to eat mud and ants when i was 6

[rocky thistle]

I KNOW

He was arguing with me that's he's so good he should start streaming it 😭

[short kraken]

@spice pebble ye

[keen pewter]

let the kid dream

[rocky thistle]

He's gonna get BULLIED

[mild sparrow]

Indian food isnt that bad 🙄

[granite goblet]

[mild sparrow]

[rocky thistle]

[rugged quail]

[mild sparrow]

main when fortnite

[keen pewter]

thats how u build character obvs

[rugged quail]

I played yesterday and kinda hated it ngl

[keen pewter]

is the new update so ass? i kinda liked the movement

atleast in the vids

[rugged quail]

I’m fine with the movement but I hate the guns feels very weird after og

[mild sparrow]

people exaggerate how bad the movement is

if you change settings its fine

[rugged quail]

Do I have to find scopes for the guns now too?

Was literally using a sniper without scope or holo scope

[rocky thistle]

He can't even take my bullying lol

[mild sparrow]

scopes are random main

but theres a crafting bench in the vault

u can pick your attachments

[clear warren]

Is that the only bench?

[mild sparrow]

think so

[clear warren]

Rip

[formal heath]

You’ll never guess what I’m doing rn

[clear warren]

Breathing

[proud sandal]

ok

[lime berry]

Wakey wakey eggs n bakey discordia 🌄

[short kraken]

Peter Griffin

[jaunty ferry]

Hmm

[carmine robin]

Real

[mild sparrow]

carried

[rugged quail]

Always

[carmine robin]

Would cry if I got the elim

[mild sparrow]

not true

god i love blink182

they get me 🧍‍♂️

[rugged quail]

Blink182? I love the blink182

[keen pewter]

new FN update is so fun

guns and attachments and ballistic shield and what not

luving it

[carmine robin]

It’s over hated for no reason i love it

[mild sparrow]

ballistic shield with the medallions is mad

looking for fortnite squadmates apply here:

[carmine robin]

No one wants you lil bro

[brazen grotto]

Can we get much higher

[mild sparrow]

not the turnout i expected

[drowsy mason]

Ballistic shield gives me r6 ptsd

[silk folio]

my husband is going to get tacos, today is good

[rugged quail]

Clash at her peak 💀

[drowsy mason]

Not even clash bro

Blitz😭😭

The sprinting

[rugged quail]

Idk man I was new and I got my ass whooped by every clash and blitz

[ivory wren]

Yggdrasil - Brothers of Metal

[earnest basin]

good dae fucktards

[keen pewter]

lowkey

[earnest basin]

MEIN FÜHRER

[ancient hawk]

I peed

[carmine robin]

I’m working hard for the Peter griffin bird emote

[earnest basin]

very nice

[ancient hawk]

Im frothing at the mouth

[carmine robin]

Me fr

[urban solstice]

sobbing I found a kk slider cover of gangsta's paradise

[ivory wren]

I Will take a shit on top of your dog

This is a threat

Handshake With Hell - Arch Enemy

[earnest basin]

Nothings a Threat like Exterminatus.

[tawdry tree]

wow I really hope they put GTA6 on my Nintendo Switch

[earnest basin]

gta 6 is fucking shit

I dont wanna have to play as a woman

[tawdry tree]

yeah that's really fucked up honestly

[earnest basin]

Like id go play kitchen simulator if I wanted a woman as the main character

[tawdry tree]

💯

[keen pewter]

i KILLED 4 PETERS BACK TO BACK IN THE SAME AREA

WHY IS EVERYONE peter

[tawdry tree]

hey beter

[keen pewter]

[carmine robin]

It ain’t out yet lil bro

[carmine robin]

I wish they had left him fat LOL

[earnest basin]

it looks shit u donkey

[earnest basin]

and also playing as a woman is bad enough

[carmine robin]

It was a cinematic trailer LMAOOOO

mfs wild

[rugged quail]

I think they can’t add fat characters or something

[carmine robin]

That’s why save the world on top I just be watching penny jiggling 💯

[stuck harness]

HAIIIII

[carmine robin]

Hey girly

[rugged quail]

Pennywise

Shoe store in gta 6 better be good

[stuck harness]

Hru shawty

[carmine robin]

I called in sick from work bc I feel like ASSSSS

[scenic stump]

rest in peace job

[carmine robin]

Shut up

[raven shell]

antihistamine

[keen pewter]

the hitbox wouldve been MASSIVE bro

[carmine robin]

I honestly would have still used it

[scenic stump]

yeah cos ur more used to it

[carmine robin]

Anything for fat Peter

[carmine robin]

Ummm isn’t it a bit too close to Christmas for you to be lacking go help Santa man wtf

[scenic stump]

Is anyone willing to collaborate with me in the creation of Jimmy Fallon repellent?

thats jodies joke

[carmine robin]

When has she ever said that

[stuck harness]

Real

[elfin imp]

now

[scenic stump]

a lot...?

[stuck harness]

I feel dehydrated

@scenic stump Is it hot for yous yet

[scenic stump]

its 5am mate

[carmine robin]

LOL sorry I’m not watching Jodie 24/7

[scenic stump]

im kinda cold but yeah its hot asf

[stuck harness]

I mean in general

[scenic stump]

u kinda are

[stuck harness]

Like yesterday was 37

Saturday will be 43

[scenic stump]

was 24? io thin yestrerda

[carmine robin]

I’m not jobless like her sadly

[scenic stump]

but on monday it was 39

[stuck harness]

Aids tbh

[carmine robin]

WTF it’s -3 for me

LOL

[scenic stump]

its fine

i work in a warehouse 🙂

[stuck harness]

I mean today is gonna be a nice calm 26c or so

[scenic stump]

it gets scorching at 20c

[stuck harness]

So I'm happy wit that

[carmine robin]

Yikes

Living upside down must be so tricky

Stay strong lads

[rugged quail]

Oo oo aaa aaa

Imagine shitting upside down

[stuck harness]

Nah it's easy if It gets too hot I just kill myself

[carmine robin]

Fairs

[scenic stump]

cringe, adapt instead

make temperature your bitch

[carmine robin]

Pull the trigger

Sorry

[scenic stump]

i dont even understand how to operate a trigger

[carmine robin]

[rugged quail]

Sam shouldn’t be allowed to use emotes here tbh

[carmine robin]

Why not

[rugged quail]

Ur discord career would be over

[rugged quail]

Just for this single emote

[scenic stump]

all that time building your discord portfolio, put to waste

[short kraken]

Fionna and cake season 2 got green lit

[short kraken]

It's such a cope emote. Like you tell she got hurt if she puts that in chat

[carmine robin]

I’m a big deal around here

The hoes love me

[carmine robin]

[short kraken]

Self love is important

[carmine robin]

Fr

[scenic stump]

can we engage in fraternization

[carmine robin]

We may

[scenic stump]

Great.

[carmine robin]

[short kraken]

Fuck off

[dire notch]

Hm

[torpid swallow]

Hmmmmmmm

[sonic root]

hmmm

[random dagger]

gay porn sex

@sonic root

[sonic root]

hello jah

[random dagger]

hello mr gay man

[ancient hawk]

@sonic root

[sick sun]

Bro grey hair is genetic and I was so excited to get grey hair when im old. But both my parents are like mid 50s. And barely have any grey

[ancient hawk]

Hahahehehe

UR GONNA BE YOOOOUNG

[sick sun]

Noooooo

[ancient hawk]

YOUNG YOUNG YOUuUuUnga

[sick sun]

Honestly I don't care about wrinkles and grey. I look forward to aging. I don't look forward to health problems and joint aches though

[sonic root]

holaaa

[tawdry apex]

:3..

[tawdry apex]

hi mac <3

hru?!

[drowsy mason]

Hola chika

Im good ty hru

[tawdry apex]

i'm good as wellll

i am sick

[ancient hawk]

HELAURR

[jaunty ferry]

Oh uh

[tawdry apex]

devon!!+

[torpid swallow]

@pure wyvern

[sonic root]

hows uuu

[pure wyvern]

LMFAO

[torpid swallow]

@sonic root

Heeyyyy

[sonic root]

hey amelia

[torpid swallow]

Shush

[torpid swallow]

I’m killing the call now 😄

[pure wyvern]

frfr

[stoic ether]

has anyone ever been vac banned even though they never cheated? if so, did you find out why? or is it just ppl reporting you?

i was vac banned today for some reason when i went to open the game, ive never cheated in any game, let alone cs. i only play casual most of the time and im not that good. i sent an appeal report to steam, but it says in the ban that they dont have to tell me any details. has this happened to anyone else?

[scenic stump]

people probably spam reported you tbh

[mild sparrow]

pretty sure they ban red trust factor these days

might be that

[stoic ether]

thats fucked

i didnt know if it was cuz i use skin.club or something

[mild sparrow]

more likely that

is that one where you change what skins you see?

[stoic ether]

ive never had issues with the site in the passed tho

idk what you mean

[mild sparrow]

cause 3rd party skins get you banned if they find out

is it a skin changer

or a gambler

[stoic ether]

no, just a gambler

[mild sparrow]

idk

maybe

[stoic ether]

but why would ppl spam report me if i average like 7 kills a game lol it doesnt make sense, someone really that salty in a casual game?

i havent played any ranked games in weeks

[wraith tendon]

@stoic ether CS2 just had a huge false ban wave. Wasn't just you, would really recommend reaching out to support for it to get corrected

[runic nymph]

@lilac raft is a troll deserves to be banned

[wraith tendon]

Dm @somber finch with info and evidence if you have an issue with a user

[runic nymph]

good

[silk folio]

false ban wave but the amount of people ive played with that were OBVIOUSLY cheating i played with again last night lol

[clear warren]

I made chili!!

[wraith tendon]

Yeah CS has never really found a good way to solve that

[keen pewter]

yeah a couple of my friends who i play with daily also got the false ban

the new nvidia driver update triggered it

the fake bans have been revoked btw

[hallow moat]

Hi Jonnathan

[keen pewter]

hello there

[jovial stirrup]

I'm setting up for the first fumble of 2024

[hallow moat]

nahhh

[inland tapir]

Speedrun

[tawdry apex]

DONTTTT

[jovial stirrup]

marie I cannot get away from my fate

this is my role

[tawdry apex]

WAAAAAA

😔

[jovial stirrup]

I'm the LeBron James of the National Fumble Association

[tawdry apex]

💀

[wraith tendon]

What got fumbled

[granite goblet]

It’s more like who’d he fumble

[stuck harness]

@tawdry apex MEOWWWW

[lean copper]

edgemaxxing

[tawdry apex]

MEEOOWWW

[random dagger]

real

[keen pewter]

got teabagged by Gojo and Kratos

man.

[wraith tendon]

Deserved

[scenic stump]

haii

[hallow moat]

woof

[ancient hawk]

Chat what if...

[carmine coyote]

Jealous

[scenic stump]

wow hi

[drowsy mason]

Stroking my shit

[ancient hawk]

Estrogen my beef till im soft

[real condor]

penis

[drowsy mason]

Edging vigorously

[ancient hawk]

Penises

[ancient hawk]

Day 50 mewing but with my balls

[ancient hawk]

BTW HEY HOLDEN

ARE U HOLDEN UP WELL

[mild warren]

[ancient hawk]

having served in the North African Campaign as part of the 11th Hussars, supported by the 1st Royal Tank Regiment under General Bernard Montgomery

ALEX

[lime berry]

Get real chat

[ancient hawk]

We out on this grind

[short kraken]

🛹

[ancient hawk]

🤙

[keen pewter]

demoted

[keen pewter]

😔

[short kraken]

Radical broo

[ancient hawk]

HITTING DA NARRR

[short kraken]

Me doing yo mama

[wraith tendon]

Fuck not again

[ancient hawk]

I tolerate YOU

:3

[short kraken]

That's not what our dms say

[ancient hawk]

GASPPP

W-w-what do you mean

[short kraken]

It means you wanted to kill me

[ancient hawk]

ID NEVERRRR

👉👈

[covert silo]

WAGHH

[ancient hawk]

Hey gam gam

Dont mind us

[short kraken]

Who is blud talkin too

[ancient hawk]

@short kraken i want to hold your hand

[short kraken]

I will eat your eyelids

[ancient hawk]

🌹

Mmmm yummy scrummy

[short kraken]

@ancient hawk I burped

[ancient hawk]

@short kraken i peed

[short kraken]

I paid

[drowsy mason]

I cummed

[rugged quail]

I came

[hallow vigil]

no main

[delicate junco]

i once considered taking estrogen but when i researched it i decided against it

too many risks

[scenic stump]

i pooped

[delicate junco]

Ay yo, what do ya'll think of that GTA 6 trailer?

[rugged quail]

[lime berry]

I ripped my pants

[drowsy mason]

Same

[wraith tendon]

Man some Russian gamer tried to sign into my FaceIt account

[keen pewter]

sorry about that

[delicate junco]

damn, no feedbak

[wraith tendon]

I knew it

[short kraken]

Guys @ancient hawk said he was a gay furry

[ancient hawk]

LIAR LIAR

[wraith tendon]

Very shocked

[short kraken]

@ancient hawk nuh uh

[rocky thistle]

Ramooona

[marsh sierra]

Can I get camera privileges in the vc

[muted basin]

pay or get lvl30

[marsh sierra]

No

[muted basin]

then no privilege's fo you

[marsh sierra]

Suck my moderately sized penis

[muted basin]

spit it out its not yours

[ancient hawk]

Swallow.

[short kraken]

@ancient hawk TF IS THAT PFP BRUH

Bro not beating the gay furry aligations by using an unfinished rouge drawing

[ancient hawk]

ITS ALT CUNNINGHAM

[wraith tendon]

Makes sense since you're just as chronically online as she is

[ancient hawk]

NAURRR

I GO OUTTTT I PROMISE

THE SILLY PEOPLE ON MY PHONE MADE ME THIS WAY

[brave ginkgo]

I hate to admit it but I'm a nice guy

Ay ay captain

[tawdry apex]

GRRRRAAAH

[ancient hawk]

Guh

[outer rune]

DONT do a gram of caffiene

[stuck harness]

its 10am on a wednesday man

[oblique urchin]

ik where you live

ok : D

should i bring wine?

bet leave the door open

keep the 12 gauge in the basement

[wide karma]

Damn 😭

[tawdry apex]

just got home

yippee

WHAT

get help

[delicate junco]

who else here has adhd

[tawdry apex]

dont need them

already had em

[random dagger]

damn bro

[delicate junco]

the fuck tiktok has to do with it dumbass

i dont even use that app

fuck

ok so the doctors are all lying?

well yeah being active as a kid isnt exactly adhd but as an adult i kinda struggle to stay fixated on one thing without thinking about atleast 100 other things

[silk folio]

me sitting here while being denied my meds by big pharma

the things youve said here proves you have more wrong with you than dehydration im js

the fact you’re on discord at all speak volumes

[steep ingot]

cap

[cinder pewter]

this is so silly

[gray sun]

i am a strep survivor

bacterial infection

i had a fever that nearly killed me on the weekend and my throat swelled up so i couldn’t eat

streptococcal

[cinder pewter]

ooof

[gray sun]

i’m still not better but im medicated

[cinder pewter]

strep has never been that bad for me

[gray sun]

im telling you it was so painful to swallow

[cinder pewter]

sucks i’m sorry

did you get on medication late?

[gray sun]

yeah because i refused to believe i was sick HAHAHA

[cinder pewter]

ahhhh

suckssss

[gray sun]

i didn’t get meds until monday

[cinder pewter]

that’ll do it

[gray sun]

apparently i still had the fever then

[cinder pewter]

i was sick a few weeks ago

[gray sun]

i haven’t been sick since winter

[cinder pewter]

had bv and a dumbass doctor gave me a 500 mg antibiotic for no reason?!

[gray sun]

but shits going around again for holiday season

[cinder pewter]

fr

i gotta start takin vitamins

[gray sun]

i’ve been taking vitamin c and electrolytes

[jovial stirrup]

downing a shit ton of orange juice and vitamin c to kill off any chance of my immune system failing me

[cinder pewter]

L

[gray sun]

swear i should do the same

my immune system is too weak for this shit

[cinder pewter]

tbh seasonal depression always gets me so maybe that’s why i haven’t gotten sick

i just be in bed

[jovial stirrup]

creatine apparently can be good for depression LMAO

[gray sun]

yeah i mean i either caught it at work or at the ER

[cinder pewter]

oo interesting

maybe i’ll turn into a gym bro and become sane

[jovial stirrup]

real

[cinder pewter]

apparently one of my coworkers got covid recently but she also works part time at a hospital

[jovial stirrup]

make the voices silent as you lift heavy weight

[cinder pewter]

she’s annoying tho so idc

[cinder pewter]

yasss

[gray sun]

yeah we’re starting to spike in covid cases too

[cinder pewter]

i want to start ice skating

[gray sun]

but i got tested for that and i’m negative 🙏

[cinder pewter]

god bless 🙏🙏

[jovial stirrup]

i'm just waiting on my paycheck so i can play some silly racing games with a silly racing rig

[gray sun]

i’ve had covid like three times it sucks so bad

[jovial stirrup]

I've never had covid or I've been asymptomatic

[cinder pewter]

damn i’ve only had it twice but one of the times was after getting vaccinated so it wasn’t bad

[jovial stirrup]

either way I've never checked

[cinder pewter]

big dubs

[jovial stirrup]

unless I was attending parties but even then I had tested negative

[gray sun]

i think i’ve only had it after i got vaccinated

[cinder pewter]

that sucks lol

i need to get boosters still

but i’m just a girl

[jovial stirrup]

i've only had one booster

[gray sun]

i blame my immune system completely for how bad i get it when i’m sick

yeah i only had one booster too

[jovial stirrup]

I almost never get sick but when I do I'm gonna feel like absolute shit

[cinder pewter]

i haven’t gottten any boosters

i should

[gray sun]

what’s your secret

[jovial stirrup]

uhhh chicken broccoli and rice and having an it is what it is mindset when shit gets stressful/rough

[cinder pewter]

hahahahhaha

[gray sun]

slay

[cinder pewter]

i had so much pasta earlier

[jovial stirrup]

stress actually fucks with the immune system

[cinder pewter]

mmmmmghmmm

[jovial stirrup]

so

[gray sun]

does it

[cinder pewter]

when i’m stressed i can’t even like tell

[jovial stirrup]

yeah

[gray sun]

that explains a lot

[cinder pewter]

like i’m so unaware

overall

[gray sun]

the only days where im not stressed is when im not at work

[cinder pewter]

i love working

makin silly drinks

[gray sun]

i work in retail

[cinder pewter]

unless i get a stupid customer

[cinder pewter]

ok yea fair

im a barista

[gray sun]

busiest time of the year, manager in training, im a floor supervisor

[jovial stirrup]

i just want work where i don't have to deal with other people

[cinder pewter]

ugh ewww im sorry

[gray sun]

my managers also set extremely high expectations for me which fucking sucks

[cinder pewter]

aw

[gray sun]

they were telling me to move faster last friday when i was dogshit sick

[cinder pewter]

a lady yelled at me a few days ago because she didn’t think that americanos could be decaf

[cinder pewter]

wasn’t that black friday too?

[jovial stirrup]

thank fucking god for the new messaging app on my phone filtering scams/spam holy shit

[gray sun]

and sounded disappointed when i called in sick on saturday like i get it shifts are hard to replace and it’s the weekend but i would have been wasted money girl

nah that was two weeks ago

[cinder pewter]

oh right

[jovial stirrup]

i've had an average of 1.5 spam texts per day for the past two months

[gray sun]

no slay

i get like one a week i’m so sorry

[cinder pewter]

damn you got a fuckin black web number

[jovial stirrup]

everyone in my country gets a shit ton of spam texts recently

it wasn't this bad back in 2019

[cinder pewter]

i get spam texts like 2 times a month maybe

[cinder pewter]

aw that sucks

is there a reason why?

[jovial stirrup]

online gambling sites mass targeting people and maybe the recent registration of SIM cards

[cinder pewter]

oh my god i have to pee so fucking bad

[cinder pewter]

cuteee

[odd orchid]

go piss girrll

[cinder pewter]

i cant my brother is in the shower 💔☹️

[jovial stirrup]

at least i don't have to read it because it gets insta filtered

[odd orchid]

😔

[cinder pewter]

true

very good

HES OUT GODBLESS

[short kraken]

Never back down
Never what?

[gray sun]

perks of living basically alone is i get the bathroom when i want

[jovial stirrup]

okay time for me to go to work

[gray sun]

i have also claimed the bathroom drawers and half the mirror cupboard

[odd orchid]

NEVER GIVE UP

[short kraken]

The bliss of shitting with the door open

[gray sun]

it is the best

[cinder pewter]

that’s scary tho what if someone breaks in

[short kraken]

[gray sun]

i can defend myself

[cinder pewter]

i only have 2 roommates so it’s not that bad

[short kraken]

Someone clearly hasn't experience the joy

[cinder pewter]

monkey at a zoo fr

sorry i’m

[cinder pewter]

i would never because im paranoid asf

[short kraken]

Skill issue

[cinder pewter]

yea ☹️

[gray sun]

another perk of being sick is my lips get very swollen

free lip filler fr

[cinder pewter]

slayyyyy

[gray sun]

i cant drink anything except for water and tea rn and it’s actually hurting me

[cinder pewter]

my lips were puffy this morning and i lowkey scared myself in the mirror

[gray sun]

i haven’t had alcohol in almost a week

[cinder pewter]

mcdonald’s sprite now

[short kraken]

Ya know I never understand the lip filler thing. I just don't think it looks nice. Why are ppl obsessed with it

[cinder pewter]

i think it’s nice for some people

like bangs

but overused it’s grodie

[gray sun]

big lips make my face look better

[cinder pewter]

if i got it i would look dumb

i got nice lips i believe

[short kraken]

OK the worst thing is the long pointy fake nails ppl wear though. That just seems like a bad trade

[gray sun]

my bangs make me look better too

they’re face framing

[hardy dome]

me asf

[odd orchid]

what?! I love long pointy fake nails 😔

esp when they have gems on them or cute little decorations

[hardy dome]

YESSS

[gray sun]

i love the gems

[hardy dome]

so cuteeeee

[short kraken]

Irnbru with jaeger for a haggisbomb

Best drink

[short kraken]

Yeah but they look so awkward to wear

[odd orchid]

valid

[hardy dome]

u get used to it

shit makes u innovative asf

[cinder pewter]

i cannot get used to them

plus i can’t wear them at my job so idc

[hardy dome]

yeah fair

[short kraken]

I fear any person who tries wipes their ass whilst with them.

[hardy dome]

bruh

[cinder pewter]

i don’t understand that argument

[hardy dome]

you dont point ur fingers up when u wipe ur ass

[cinder pewter]

how much tp do you use 🤨

[short kraken]

Not saying that

[cinder pewter]

not enough i fear

[hardy dome]

the only argument that makes sense is like trying to button buttons

[short kraken]

But like the area around it gonna get stabbed

[hardy dome]

no its not

[odd orchid]

got that 1 ply toilet paper 😔

[short kraken]

[cinder pewter]

has never happened to me the rare times i’ve worn them or gotten them done

don’t worry

[hardy dome]

flat palm and just wipe

not hard

[cinder pewter]

fr ☹️☹️☹️

[short kraken]

Lucky

[cinder pewter]

i do love getting my feet done

sm

i should do that soon

[hardy dome]

white toes mmm

[cinder pewter]

french tipsss

luv french tips

makes me feel so girly

[hardy dome]

ughh i haven’t gotten my feet or nails done in a minute

[cinder pewter]

same

i should go with my brothers gf soon

[hardy dome]

well i get paid tomorrow so

[short kraken]

I've never had them done

[cinder pewter]

i always have to go with someone because the nail lady i see is rlly quiet and i just start feeling awkward

[odd orchid]

Go get them done

[cinder pewter]

ig it’s fair she’s prob focused

[cinder pewter]

thursday for me

[hardy dome]

i always just put in my AirPods

[cinder pewter]

fair

idk im silly

[hardy dome]

i get it though!!

[short kraken]

Ya know what I've never had to do that I know a few ppl complain about. I've never had to go anything to my eyebrows

[cinder pewter]

im a yapper

[hardy dome]

unless the tech i see is talkative i will not be starting the convo

but i always go to the same guy and he yaps

[cinder pewter]

i have naturally thin eyebrows so same

[short kraken]

OR WHAT HUH

[cinder pewter]

i just pluck around them occasionally

[short kraken]

Na I don't even need to do that

[odd orchid]

I'll drink all your liquor

[cinder pewter]

no hair around them at all?

[short kraken]

These are all natural