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Why have you said this
oh nice
Ngl I drink both tea and coffee most days
@drowsy mason @rugged quail I deleted the request from pakistan and IT CAME BACK
Real
THEY ARE ONTO ME
This why Emi the discord mom
whats your go to tea
howd it go
I pussied out
@frigid vine because its true
I hate it
Whens thanksgiving
25th
YOU HAVE STOLEN MY HEART OH YEAH
i dont remember lmao
whats up with u
My barn is full in hay day I’m going to have a conniption
TWICEE🔥
Mb
girl
NOT ALL BITCH GIMMY YO PURSE 
gurlllll
Or we can go to the slums, where killas get hung
the feels
@mortal mauve please correct your pfp
to wot
The right way
whar
Revolt against the modern world by my side

The pfp is facing the wrong direction
what
Yea what
@chilly prism 💀💀u didnt tell them?
i was gonna change it anyways
salim its fine what
:(
Je suis har har har har har
chat what do we think
We can go to the tropics sipping mocha lattes
Kys
ITS NOT FINE VIC WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FINE HUH HUUUH
WHAT I DO
SALIM CALM DOWN
Oooooooo a curse. How cringe!
I'm calm
it good
Wrong
berry nice.
payday 2 soundtrack is fire
Shorty I can take you there
Actors are objectively the scariest people on earth
What is her pfp from
WHAT
Looks acoustic
Turn it round
idk I just keep finding a silly pictures of this fwllow
ok ill turn it around hold on
His as is NOT whimsical rn
If one were good enough at acting, to where they can emulate and also extract whatever feeling they wanted, what the fuck do you do about that person?
Guys can't wait for the 90⁰c flip
is it better
They would be able to charm and bullshit anyone they needed to in order to get away with pretty much anything
Why did the c show up
autocorrect
@mortal mauve :)
Big fat nut fingers
It looks even more special this way :) hehehe
ur special
Disabling autocorrect is one of the first steps to attainment
Thanks 👨❤️💋👨
Specwial witerarry
Oh i got gamersupps to try it out
OHMYGOD AND OKAY I SENT IT TO MY GRANDMAS CAUSE I DONT HAVE A MAILBOX UNDER MY NAME
and she opened it, BUT THE PACKAGING WAS ANIMA GIRL TITTIES
ha
I have never been more mortified
Guys ever think about how we are like all the same person we are all a young God living out different lives at different times without memory so you were literally Hitler and I don't wanna hear it from you
GRANNY I LOVE CARTOON TITTIES WHAT ABOUT IT
Anyway gn
NOT TO MENTION THERE WAS ANOTHER PACKAGE CALLED TITTY MILK
What are u on
A bus
Her gramgrams wild like that though
what are u on and where can i get some
I GOT A SAMPLE PACK
i didnt know it was gonna send anime tits AND titty milk
Free sample of titty milk
alex dont send ur grandma titty milk
@sonic root uh bed
fair
anyway i tried one its alright
Alex send me the titty milk instead I promise it'll be kept in safe mou-hamds
Hamd 😋
hamd
OK I'm tired bed now
maggie thatcher
real asf
💀
I just got home and forgot I didn’t buy groceries
rip
Sad inside
erm
dev come here i have garlic bread
can u have a piece?
damn
any restaurants near by at that point
bro got the munchies
burger time
I want
There is. I just don’t like eating out
yall can have garlic bread
its free
u still have more?
dude this job im going to kms
promised a promotion and they are once again, passing me u pfor someone else (after telling me my performance is phenomenal and they don't have much i can improve because im doing so well)
i cant do this much longer chat 🗣️🔥
call em out
the mewing?
idk how lmao its literally so obviously favoritism
59?!? It went up
i dont talk to this guy much (but you know who does?...everyone that got promoted!)
?
Content plz
u gotta get out of there ngl
smh unfair
live
ive got loads of it
i got loads too
want garlic bread?
sure
lessgooo
share?
EMIIII
really considering it, the only other manager i talk to a ton is leaving too 🙃
we didnt finish the convo
whats the convo
if we were happy (me and gf)
oH yea
The ways of the ancients..
@chilly prism my bad im back._.
oh shi
have u been lookin for other jobs
like a readied list
hyd
what kind
ohh
I'm sorry that's so annoying that companies treat people that work hard like shit. Someone else will value what you've done though, don't let that bring you down.
give me my song back
rip
no fuck u

its the babies song now
emi you dont understand ima make this child listen to everykind of music except that childish shit
NO im choosing a song
show?

@native oracle is this better
damn
how the fuck theres a slowmmode
@stuck harness preparing for the overnight refit tomorrow😼
where
I haven’t been on all day what they mean
means ur gay
no :( they said they’d give me this promotion
Nu uh
😭
cheesecake
havent had some in a while
Strawberry cheesecake shakes are bomb
i have italian ice
yeer
nice
ugh
she going strong
for the gains
ig
ig
ye
wot
wow
d a m n
waddup trav
ayyy pan wsg
hows it been
its been good how its been for u
Bro they keep asking me to do Big W refit too
They asked me to work at hurstville yesterday and merrylands tn
come to my store tmr
teehee
geese puffs
get the hell off 🙄
Guh
buh
Bhocolate Bhip Bookie
with a 🅱️oke
This guy gets it
A large boke
three bobolet bip bookies
@chilly prism ur in duos
How tf you know
lmao cuz i got on
Ohh
Nya
HIHI
dying my hair rn
Colour?
magenta
Nice
basically ur role color
Very specific but nice
pretty
i need to speak to a crystal girl that also has knowledge in zodiacs
purpur
@native oracle you playing by yourself?
I thought you was one of them creatures
NO😭😭
Since when
since ever
Fr?
yes😭
Damm I thought
hard
british people🙄
@chilly prism duos
so am i
interesting
Damn calling me out
Ew what is that cat🤣
Oh
orang 
If my duo leaves can I join you @native oracle
It’s staring into my soul👁️👁️
OMFG
damn
why’s it for better teeth than me🤣
I love doing that to my cats
gyat
Damn
idk
Me nither
what yall up to anywyas
Procrastinating my sleep as usual

nascar nyooomm
zoomies
Brum brum
oh thats why
how long of a nap
long as my cawk
3 hours
*caulk
dude thats not a fucking nap
i meant cawk gd.
a nap should only be about 20-30 minutes so you dont go into deep sleep
nuh uh
Oh
yea 😭
When I nap I big boy nap
cus when u go deep sleep it fucks up your whole clock
and no you'll end up bein in a cycle
*now
Bicycle or motorcycle?
yeah
bicycle
Damn
yep
Isn’t their like another type of cycle
fuck i need to practice skateboarding ;sob
uni
mensural?
bro
menstrual?
Omw I thought your name was Tottenham for a hot min
thank you
gotcha
Blick
welcome back juan
why'd you think that
It looks kinda like it
alright then
Tee hee
raises eyebrow
lol i like this
Singular eyebrow?
yeah

You have a monobrow?
no just two
I have three
good for you?
Thank you
you have three monobrows?
No 3 brows
how
do you have three eyes too'
I slit one so now I have 3
fire tbh
I do not
that's crazy
ok buster
jc dms

damn
huh moment fr
war zone

L bf
Not me pookie I’ll carry you
JC if i say imma chase him that means U FOLLOW
EXACTLY THATS WHY I FOLLOW YOY
How I feel
How was the flight
Back to no mans land
@native oracle YOU LISTENED TO UP LIKE A INSOMNIAC
hey guys
Wsg gd
"check out my clips
It was okay, I literally got home and went right to bed
Real you were tired tired huh
My back be killing me today from travelling lol work was brutal
Yeah I sure was dude
Idk why even
It be like that
I think time change messed me up
Does Canada have daylight savings
Like does yalls time change
Crucified - Army of Lovers
roblocks is life
Roblox*
carrying
W
blue balls
Counting Stars - OneRepublic
wait until december 1st to get a load of that guy
I remenber listening to this song in a movie about an Alien cube or something like that
Sorcerer's Apprentice @ivory wren is probably the movie you thinking about
Boy do I have news for you

W EMIIIIII CARRYING THE BF
What news lol?
but i’ll be ur leader

@chilly prism was def carrying
I failed and got my gf preggo
u didnt fail🗣️
W Emi this is why your the goat
🤨
oh boy! Now just wait until december to go get "egg nog"
i'm actually doing good jc
Mhm
mhmm
I wanna watch but my bed comfy
baroon 5
lmfaoooo noice

@native oracle Vicente Fernández-Mujeres Divinas
The movie was called
The Magic rock
Yes now i remenber
Play Date - Melanie Martinez
No it's The Magic rock
Benzo-Snot
two movies with the same song lol
Proudpussyowner-x
@chilly prism
Cock - balls
Ball- torture
Inseminate - anus
Nya
Doin' Time - Lana Del Rey
Nooo the song was in Max Steel that shitty irl movie i remenbered wrong @shrewd sonnet
step 1) expose that you are currently in the country where you're wanted, by responding to a cilmate activist who is in their early 20s with a picture of pizza (evidence).
step 2) get arrested because you replied to Greta Thunberg bc you were mad.
step 3) get clowned on by the internet
oh lmao
Real
too real
Whataya Want from Me - Adam Lambert
what now?
Hey cuties
Shutup, ur all hippos
Hi cosmo
Uh huh on gang
That’s a good one
Didn't ask
Jesus is the one (I got Depression)
good song
Kys

I don’t make the rules
Complicated - Avril Lavigne
damn what
Classic
Now and Then - The Beatles
Your My little pogchamp
Noo way
Yes
A Thousand Miles - Vanessa Carlton
lol
Pokémon owners are slave owners
O_o
Did You now that kid Misha i think was his name Turned into a furry
I have 1,000 slaves then
And he has like a bunch of weird ass furries on discord
did he really?
Hope it's not gonna end up like the Kero Community
whats the Kero Community like?
Kero the wolf servers
The servers where they did evil shit to dogs and animals AND children
oh boy...
Wait a Minutes! - WILLOW

classic
lol
Alive chilling with gf hby
Thinking of proposing yk
i have 107 child slaves in my basement
🤨
they observe youtube algorithms and calculate how many times i have to Nair my asshole to become famous
@scenic stump Oi matey
proposing? is it only bc the baby
👀 💀 👀
Shut up

Marrying a pillow is legal in Filadelfia SO yeah i guess your ok
peepeepoopoo
No ive been thinking about it for a while but now more bc of the baby
do i need it
have u talked to her about ut
mocha, am i under control
Throw yourself out the window
what
bro jc he spells worse than you
Oh wait your in ur moms basement nvm
Bully him
philadelphia
Lol i'm spanish
careful, bullying might make him coom
ah fair
We Say Filadelfia
i just realized how he spelt it
lol
It's spanish
SPANISH💀💀💀💀💀
no fr 😭
Chick fil a
i meant bobocks
Devil Town - Cavetown
Bhocolate Bhip Bookie
real
With Boke
Bubonic Bubba
damn it's been a while since i've heard this
Whats what?
Cock balls
filadelfia
Filediphia
idk why its getting me💀
You got it
Fortnite battlepass
so far...nah
oh fr?

i thought it was poppin off cus of the return to s1 or somethin
edp445 idk lol
Apologize - Timbaland
to me its ehh

ah ok
@chilly prism battlepass worth it or not
Guys .... Ethan Clark has passed away
My asshole is rumbling
ayo?
wtf bruh
who is that
how tf
Idk i ate something wrong apparently
I'm taking a fat shit
Don't know
I need a fat shit in a min tbh
indeed you are
me when i have dairy
My asshole burns, why?
Omyfucking god
not enough keggles idk shii
An oldie
erm whats crisps
Chips🤓
thankth🤓
Moves Like Jagger (Studio Recording from (The voice) - Maroon 5, Christina Aguilera
bunger
An oldie
erm stfu
Didn't ask
no ones asking for ur shit songs
🔥🔥
Lol is it against the rules no then stfu
Fight fight fight
:p

I start to get ready for uni in an hour
Have u gotten any sleep
No
All The Small Things - blink-182
Soooo whats the reason u didn’t sleep today
No

Cause I napped at 3-6
Fortnite bp worth it tbh
After uni today
3 hours💀
Yeah
Respectable
@chilly prism i forgot who i was telling that to tbh
Teeth - 5 Seconds of Summer
naurr i was asking u but someone was asking if it was worth jt

Is it? Though
it is nott

It was cosmo
Freddy hitting the default dance😱😱
i have the banana guy back friend
i love this

Dance of 87
Real

Emi did you see the cumbia of 87
workkkkkk soon
hi calcium
HIHI

Calcium canons
did u send it to me

TikTok
lemme check
Okii
My stomach is at war
What did you eat
Michelle - Sir Chloe
2 apples and crisps💀
shit was kinda a bop
Well apple pear hybrid
Damn you need to eat more
i want sandwich
Oh nono i ate more today
jc i feel so hungry
Just the last like 2 hours i ate that
my bf told me to take a test💀
The one I showed you
Oh righ I get you
For preggo
No protection 😱

That’s crazy
Let me know you already the madrina of mine
i can explain
Nope ur uninvited from my bday party
This is unacceptable
Kids theise days am I right Mac
RAW IS BETTER
You’re like 13
mac bby pleaseee
idk why I have this
Don’t out me like that
Delete that
No
jc wtf💀
Ok then dont
Raw is better what can I say

Morning
Drake agrees
gm jonnn
Gm Jon
@native oracle if you preggo can whatchu gonna do
Jon hows the cut going
damn hes on the cut
ur literally drakes cousin
AY stop putting me on blast 
Alex SHUT UP
Ditched the cut i am putting on mass again
UGH
Belive - Cher
Ima keep pinging you
Coz its winter time
Smart
How u all doing
jc yk what happens when u ping me
mac and drake besties 4 lyfe
Reallllll
Do it and I’ll do it again
He teaching me the ways of sass
What if Mac is drake??!!!
Mac is actually Brake
Pookie are you hungry pookie did u not eat today pookie
Lmao
@native oracle
Bumble Bee - Bambee
@native oracle

@chilly prism im all safe pookie
You checked?
mhum
So your just really hungry
Pooki means vagina right
Hey cuties
hey cosmo
wasa
Hey cosmo you beautiful Irish
gday juan ya cunt
Wsg mate

Sandwich time?
Pookie means whatever u want it to mean
its to late for sandwich
Mid night snack?
Cheese sammich
everyones asleep
Damn
i have to wait till the morning
Eat bread
Sleeping hungry
ALSO everyones off tmrw💀so everyones gonna be here
Breh
Scour the kitchen looking like golum

Ima go to bed before gf gets mad Emi good night be safe 
lmao ok goodnight
Goodnight
That’s my friend fuck you
You want one?
Idk what kinda friendship you two have going on
Ew
I can feel his skin
You ever lose your tv remote and you start harrasing the tv tryna find the button
.
Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High? - Arctic Monkeys
Stereo Hearts (feat. Adam Levine) - Gym Class Heroes
What is this server now
those are bangers
esex server
@mortal mauve
YO
Send cock
girl
send girl cock
Sounds amazing
Imagine sleeping
Grrrr
ok
Ok I agree
welp
I was gonna change my pfp and clicked on my horror folder
now I won't be sleeping
Stinky smelly
Ew, why they keep hiring more and more 10 year olds to be housekeeping
so funny housekeeping has been the same for over 2 years
CARROT
hi jai!
THATS THAT SHIT I DONT LIKE
Ew, who’s this other 2 year old that’s been recently hired
Need sleep but not sleepy
Probably just fed Jon’s ego and was chillin
Extra stinky smelly
@plain dawn WHY IS UR BABY ROLE BLACK
Nya
HRU
tired hbu
i woke up 20 mins ago (its 5:40pm)
You smell so bad
Yippie
can you send the full
i recognize it from a song 😭
the voices the voices the voices the voices
night
night dude
You got soft hands liberal
soft hands brother
cat
MOMMY
PAPI
gday lads
Nya
dane spotted 🫵 🇩🇰
@carmine ermine can i talk whith you for 2 sec

i was just listening to tahts ongggg
THAT SONG
Any cool hood rat shit today?
I had 48 hours home because of someone close passing away
Now going back to bullshit
Hamas is close to gg’ing
We back in the sandbox fr
Google “What space movie came out in 1992”
Fellas in space
I have some really really funny and cool stories to tell you guys once all of this ends :)
Good luck bro stay safe
Also take pictures of my tax dollars when you blow something up
Hahhaha you have no idea how much of it just dumps
you're stuck in a never-ending game of musical chairs, but the chairs are all beanbags, and the music is a 24-hour loop of William Shatner reciting Shakespeare while riding a unicycle. You're the last one left, desperately trying to find a comfy spot in this chaotic game of musical beanbags, and you start to realize that you'll be stuck here for eternity. What do you do to keep your sanity intact, and how would you strategize in this absurd situation? And most importantly, how the heck did you end up in this bizarre dimension of beanbag chairs and Shatner soliloquies in the first place?"
ur just lazy
Ong
wrong ur mentally ill
hru
Just finished work lol
why
Fuck you mean why
go back to work
12 hour shift mate couldn’t pay me to stay in there a second longer
ill give you 5 shillings
more like, banana
idk man
BARK BARK BARK
im NOT from birmingham
Everytime i listen to thirty seconds to mars I remember Jared Leto saying he was method acting being a pedophile
riiight, well idk any others so u r now
LOL
im from Sydney lad
bit of a difference
He’s from the stolen name wales LOL
Lmaoo
mate the bloke the chose New South Wales literally only picked it cause he liked wales it’s so funny
Yeah sound fair enough
Don’t like the Welsh myself
they sound funny
Yeah my pal is fucking one it makes me sick to my stomach
Imagine a Welsh man whispering in your ear during sex
@alpine spruce
I saw that freak







