general

[red bronze]

its a wed school prob

when ur so sick u cant stand

and cant go gym

cant cook cant do anythjng

mmmmk kms

on my last straw this week

[tawdry apex]

FUCCCCKKK

I WANT RED BULL NOW

but i desperately need to sleep

[covert silo]

hehehe

[red bronze]

who the fuck did some black msgic on me dawg

[covert silo]

redbull tastes shit

[red bronze]

make some

[covert silo]

and barely works for me

[red bronze]

easy

[red bronze]

try snorting pre workout

[mortal mauve]

marie i hab wuestion

[red bronze]

ok bye now

[covert silo]

ukno if imma snort somethin

it aint gonna be pre workout

[red bronze]

cocaine ans pre workout the same

[tawdry apex]

caffeine honestly just makes me sleepy

and i like redbull

[red bronze]

bro why do all the white mfs live in a diff dinension where everything is tbe compete oppclsute

[tawdry apex]

WDYM 💀💀💀

[red bronze]

tfym u mean a chemical made to wake u up makes u sleepy

[mortal mauve]

I HAB QUESTION

[tawdry apex]

its an adhd thing im pretty sure

[tawdry apex]

WHATS UP

[red bronze]

bitch i got adhd

[mortal mauve]

whats a good lost mary flav

[tawdry apex]

HUH

[red bronze]

u might uust havw high tolernece

[tawdry apex]

i got cherry banana ice

[red bronze]

it aint no adhd thing jts a chemistry thing

[tawdry apex]

it wasnt bad

[mortal mauve]

is it good cause i fuckin hate banana vapes

[red bronze]

vaping

[tawdry apex]

its more cherry than anything, but it probs has some banana so i wouldnt touch it

the classic watermelon one isnt bad

[red bronze]

lesbian trauma

[mortal mauve]

???

[tawdry apex]

"Based on current research, caffeine might help with improving certain symptoms of ADHD in adults by increasing focus, alertness, and motivation."

[red bronze]

i aijt readin allat

[tawdry apex]

IM GONNA KILL YOU

[red bronze]

but it makws me right i think

i read increase

[red bronze]

that wont be hard if im being honest

[tawdry apex]

yeah it increases focus alertness and motivation

[mortal mauve]

vaping = cool kids!!! right guys🤣🔥

[red bronze]

i cant get up from bed and i cant feel both mh arms

[tawdry apex]

in adults

[red bronze]

im legit crippled rn

[tawdry apex]

closer to my bed 🥰 (my grave.)

[tawdry apex]

EVEN BETTER!!!

yippeee!!say bye bye atlac

[red bronze]

all u gotta do ia turn on my ac

[mortal mauve]

real tbh

[tawdry apex]

thanks for the instructions i think i'll just ring ur neck for funsies

[red bronze]

ill comebaxk as a ghost and haunt all yall mfs

[red bronze]

okay fair enough

[tawdry apex]

LMFAOOO

[red bronze]

bro my fever is so bad

[tawdry apex]

im kidding

[red bronze]

i am shivering with the ac off

[covert silo]

ruhroh

[tawdry apex]

i do hope you recover

[red bronze]

and wearing 2 hoodies

[tawdry apex]

yikes

[red bronze]

WHOS FUCKING CRYSTAL GIRLIES HEART DID I BREAK

[high kernel]

😭

[tawdry apex]

HAHAHAHA

[red bronze]

mf its 34c here 💀💀

thats like good weather but still not cold

[red bronze]

thank u homie

[tawdry apex]

ur welcome

[high kernel]

So i just converted it to Fahrenheit and it would be 93.2F here xC

OMFG xC

[red bronze]

brother we get 45c average summer days

[high kernel]

I WOULD DIE

[red bronze]

can kill me un handicapped

[tawdry apex]

93 DEGREES

HELL NAW

[high kernel]

THIS^

[red bronze]

i love the uae

[high kernel]

UAE?

[tawdry apex]

i hate hot weather

[red bronze]

worst part is i had plans to go ice skating this week

[tawdry apex]

its 4°c here dude

feels great

[red bronze]

shits annoying

[red bronze]

i would die

im a desert man with desert plans🗣️🗣️🗣️

not be air fryed

[tawdry apex]

what

the cold is nice

and its fall

[red bronze]

bro

i cant handle the cold cuz my fever

u got some memory dawg💀💀

[tawdry apex]

im enjoying it before it gets to -34c

[red bronze]

WHAT

YOU LIVE WITH PENGUIJS BITCH?

[tawdry apex]

YEAH IT GETS COLD HERE MF

HAHAHAHAHA

[red bronze]

EXCUSE ME WHERE TF U GOT POLAR BEARW IN UR GARDEN

I GOT CAMELS BUT THATS CHILL

[tawdry apex]

i hang out with santa on the weekends

[shrewd sonnet]

did you know polar bear penises have shrunk as a result of global warming

[red bronze]

ur ass aint ever gonna feel global warming

[red bronze]

damn so i can fuck em now??

[tawdry apex]

it does get hot here in the summer

[shrewd sonnet]

since you mentioned polar bears i figured i'd mentiond it

[shrewd sonnet]

no. they will still slaughter you

[tawdry apex]

gets up to 40c

[red bronze]

i can tame one

[red bronze]

bro what planet fucking venus

[shrewd sonnet]

VerifyChecker has proven this false

[tawdry apex]

colorado

[red bronze]

gets so hot abd cold jesus gl

[tawdry apex]

america

[shrewd sonnet]

murica

[tawdry apex]

yeah the weather here is titled "bipolar"

snows from like oct-april

[red bronze]

thats like gifting someoen smth and then alaughtering their entire family

and callung it being bipolar

[tawdry apex]

WHAT

[covert silo]

stinky poopi

[tawdry apex]

you compare two very drastically different things 😭

[red bronze]

TE WEATHER DRASTIC

jmma get up and maje coffe bye for 2 months

[tawdry apex]

bye

[covert silo]

bi

[tawdry apex]

me fr

[quartz rampart]

me also

who in here enjoys cereal I need to try new cereal

[tawdry apex]

i like cereal

[covert silo]

ate toooo much

[tawdry apex]

eat up girly!!

[rugged quail]

Stock up

[vivid bronze]

ceral

[keen pewter]

me when the funeral music starts playing

[covert silo]

boochie?

do BOOssy

like bussy

[half bay]

like budussy

[covert silo]

thatd work too

[keen pewter]

[covert silo]

lmaosaojd

dont kill my fun

[heavy glacier]

I hate cluster flies

One randomly spawned into my room after the new update 1.73.8 and it woke me up in the middle of the night

[scenic stump]

yk what i hate

[junior jungle]

What do you hate

[heavy glacier]

Minorities

[scenic stump]

um

alright what the flip

[heavy glacier]

Was I right

Surprised?

[scenic stump]

no i love minoritie s

[spice pebble]

mememe its me i am

[scenic stump]

holy shit ur colour is assssss 😭

[spice pebble]

WYDM

this green is so prettu

[scenic stump]

no it aint...

[spice pebble]

yes it is

[scenic stump]

thats like that really dark crayon

that nobody wants to use

[spice pebble]

mmm crayonss

[rugged quail]

This is the green you see when you in the gooncave

[spice pebble]

i use that green

[scenic stump]

u eat that green

u crayon eatin mf

[carmine robin]

Mmm crayons

[scenic stump]

Mmm crayons

[short kraken]

@carmine robin trying to teach a nerd how to make a good cuppa and they sint having it rn

[carmine robin]

I don’t like tea

Lol

But I make a good cup of tea bc I work In a Carehome

[scenic stump]

its cos they aint on the peppermint tea grind

[short kraken]

Real

[rugged quail]

No way

What the hell man

[stark thunder]

d

[carmine robin]

I like ice tea

[covert silo]

imagine sleeping

[scenic stump]

Sleep deprivation moments

[spice pebble]

who the fuck actually likes peppermint tea

its like spicy and cold even tho its warm water 😭😭

its like mouth wash but hot

[spice pebble]

milk does not belong in tea british man

[short kraken]

Yuh huh

[scenic stump]

me dumbass

[spice pebble]

yuck

thats why u wear glatheth 🤓

[sonic root]

glatheth...

[spice pebble]

vic 🥵

[sonic root]

hello jodie

[spice pebble]

hayy

[sonic root]

milk belongs in tea

[stuck harness]

Cum

[spice pebble]

silence british man

[spice pebble]

u too british lady

waaayyyy too many of yous in this chat 😡

[sonic root]

silence american woman

[spice pebble]

yeehaww rideem cowboy 🔫🇺🇸🎇🦅🤠

[sonic root]

thats u

[swift bear]

only in good black tea

like yorkshire gold

[sonic root]

tbh i dont even drink tea

[swift bear]

poser

[sonic root]

but my friends do and theyre weird

[swift bear]

im weird

[sonic root]

same

i need to buy painkillers

[rugged quail]

thug it out

[sonic root]

i currently am

[rugged quail]

fair im just addicted to caffeine

[short kraken]

Sugma

[sonic root]

sugma

[carmine robin]

Lol same that’s why i drink so much coffee

[rugged quail]

I start with coffee drink tea during evening and end with coffee

[sonic root]

how do u not shit urself all the time

[rugged quail]

That’s one of the reasons I drink coffee 😭

[sonic root]

u drink coffee to shit urself???

[rugged quail]

Helps me take a shit

Empty but not hungry stomach feels good idk

[sonic root]

i dont drink coffee cos it makes me shit a lot

[tawdry apex]

im so sleepy guys

I WANT COFDEEE

[sonic root]

get coffee

[rugged quail]

Shitting is prime time

[sonic root]

shitting on company time

fuck off billy

[deft creek]

billy boy

good

[sonic root]

as far as threats go, its a solid 7/10

[deft creek]

vicky

[sonic root]

heya mal

[deft creek]

whos leon and luis

how long have i been gon for

[sonic root]

characters from resident evil 4

[deft creek]

ahaaa

so are we all fangirling now

[sonic root]

ofc we are

[deft creek]

awesome :D

[sonic root]

join us

[deft creek]

hmmm

idk any characters from the game

so what should i choose

can i be my own fan

[sonic root]

sure

[carmine robin]

Billy knows how to flirt 😩

[sonic root]

LMAOO

[marble socket]

[stuck harness]

WHATSAPP

[queen spoke]

I regret staying up till 4 am I'm going to kms

[red bronze]

real

[lean copper]

@short garden no way you is back bro

its me softaere

[short garden]

What\

[short garden]

SOFTWARE!!!!!!

Hola homes

[lean copper]

hey bro

how are u

[short garden]

Thriving wbu

[lean copper]

thats great man

[short garden]

wbu man\

[lean copper]

well bro compared to a few years ago

doing much much better

just grining man

grinding

[short garden]

Nice nice

proud of you homes

And it's a good thing you're comparing the past with the now to see how far you've grown great job

But I never forget.

You meowed for @mortal mauve before

But I'm willing to look past that

[lean copper]

LMAOOO

i dont even remember doing that but sure yknow atleast i grown up

i wouldnt do that a day in my life no more

damn pathetic istg

i was a little discord boy man

[short garden]

LMAOOOO\

A LITTLE DISCOR BOY 😭

[lean copper]

😭

[short garden]

That's actually hilarious man glad you've grown tho it's nice

Imma go back to lurking now see ya catch you in the next blood moon

[lean copper]

thats cool homie

have fun was good speaking to you again

[native steeple]

A wholesome homie reunion now that’s epic.

[mortal mauve]

AINT NO WAY

[carmine robin]

Not me bro I hate happy people

[native steeple]

So you hate people but you keep coming back here

[scenic stump]

fr just go away sam

[carmine robin]

Was just about to tell you I’m doing my first attempt of clown makeup

[scenic stump]

no way

[carmine robin]

White face paint and all

[scenic stump]

u summoned me

[carmine robin]

Nah hoe you just told me to go away

[scenic stump]

shut ur bitch ass up

[carmine robin]

HES SO RUDE

[scenic stump]

😎

(sorry)

[carmine robin]

LOL

[stuck harness]

@carmine robin

[sonic root]

[red bronze]

hey

[carmine robin]

@stuck harness

[stuck harness]

Nevermind

[short garden]

BLYAATTT

[carmine robin]

Tf you mean nvm 😭

[scenic stump]

Shaved legs so fire

[short garden]

I mean it's overrated af in my opinion

[carmine coyote]

Fr

[carmine robin]

ERRR WHOS THIS LIKE

[carmine coyote]

Omg snog my lips queen

[sonic root]

fuckin gay

[carmine coyote]

OK mummy

[sonic root]

WOAH

[carmine robin]

Pucker up whore

[carmine coyote]

I see you have the goblin role, would you be interested in goblin these fuckin nuts???

[stuck harness]

Mommy??

[lost spindle]

my discord just broke itself

[carmine coyote]

Skill issue

[short garden]

NAXOI

[carmine coyote]

I don't speak roman numerals

[short garden]

L

[scenic stump]

@carmine robinshow

[carmine robin]

I’m working on it

[carmine coyote]

Hello nic

[scenic stump]

sup king

lot of old ppl coming back

[carmine coyote]

Some just didn't leave 💀

I get my mail delivered to hotel fitz

[carmine robin]

@scenic stump May give up I got the face paint for £1 and it looks shit and is slightly burning LOL

[scenic stump]

you get what u pay for

[carmine robin]

NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT

[scenic stump]

Atleast u got time

to get a new costume

[gusty palm]

buh

[red bronze]

ke

hey

certified dilf hunter

[carmine robin]

Nah mate I’m still doing it LOL

Idk what eyebrows to do

[scenic stump]

no idea

i should do some too

[carmine robin]

It’s kinda fun lol

Half of the paint went into covering my fucking massive dome forehead

[scenic stump]

gawd damn

u must need some extra paint frfr

[scenic stump]

no fr its just im so stressed cos i do not have any skills yet

[carmine robin]

Ong mate one tub per half my forehead

[scenic stump]

and i wanna be unique with the design but like yeeeeeesh its hard

[carmine robin]

Use Pinterest for ideas it’s good for beginners

[scenic stump]

i might have to

[carmine robin]

Are you using eyeliner

Bitches love a man in eyeliner

I’m bitches

[sonic root]

im also bitches

[scenic stump]

yes they do i know

i dont know if i have it or not

will have to ask mumma

i have palletes for shadows and colours

[coral shadow]

Hey pals

[random dagger]

nuh uh

[scenic stump]

yo

@scenic stump

[sonic root]

fym nuh uh

[mortal mauve]

guh morning

[carmine robin]

@scenic stump Finished lol

It’s a bit shit tbh

[scenic stump]

lets see

[carmine robin]

Snapchat shorty

[scenic stump]

U LOOK SO CUTE 😭😭

IT LOOKS SO GOOD

[short garden]

Ascari

You're the clown girl guy right

[sonic root]

yes

[short garden]

Ok so I remember correctly

[sonic root]

nice

[carmine robin]

Taking a million pictures so I can take it off cause my skin be BURNING!!!!!

[mortal mauve]

update guys!!: im at work and im so sick bro

[carmine robin]

Realist update

[short kraken]

Update guys I had a cold so I'm taking the week off and getting fired

[brazen grotto]

Bro

Just listen to the offspring

I promise it helps

[carmine coyote]

🗣️🗣️

[toxic plank]

Good Morning lovely people... and others! How's everyone doing?

[proud sandal]

ur all stinkies

[heavy glacier]

I require blessings of good luck for my test in 2hrs

[silk folio]

good luck

(but not bc you asked for it)

[white flame]

im listening to a song from 1955

[heavy glacier]

thank you for providing me with some of your power

[stuck harness]

Quit!!!

[thorny locust]

wow

[white flame]

Let’s talk about Halloween vs Christmas

[stuck harness]

Christmas clear

[carmine robin]

I like both

[stuck harness]

Halloween has a cool vibe ig but nothing beats christmas

[proud sandal]

i hate halloween

christmas clear winner

[stuck harness]

Waking up on Christmas day as a kid gotta be top 3 activities of the year

[proud sandal]

in scandinavia we open gifts in the evening on the 24th

[stuck harness]

I tried doing that once and almost got knocked tf out

(I got yelled at)

[proud sandal]

🤜😭

u menace

[stuck harness]

Bro I wanted my ps2 games what can I say

[carmine robin]

Based

[stuck harness]

@carmine robin should I drink this weekend yes or no

[carmine robin]

Sure why not

[stuck harness]

I've been sober for almost 10 days now!!!

[proud sandal]

what kind of silly question is that

of course

wait

[stuck harness]

Hell yeah

[proud sandal]

you trying to stop?

[stuck harness]

Oh God no

[carmine robin]

10 days, he’s gods strongest warrior

He doesn’t want to stop he probs ran out of money

[proud sandal]

just dont let it turn into an issue

then go party

[thorny locust]

y its p useless

[stuck harness]

god gives his biggest bottles to his drunkest drivers 😔

[thorny locust]

it fell off

i mean nowadays

[stuck harness]

Bro I'm loaded

[thorny locust]

holidays in general are eh

the days off in christmas are cool

[carmine robin]

I have atleast 2 pennies in the bank

[thorny locust]

none of those in halloween

[sonic root]

send me money

[carmine robin]

@scenic stump Do you like my new server name LOL

[stuck harness]

I'll send u 5 shillings and 6 dabloons

[sonic root]

perfect thanks

[proud sandal]

halloween is an american thing, the only reason its a thing here is so supermarkets can sell more shit and earn more money
to me it feels like a shameless cash-grab

[thorny locust]

shillings goes hard

[thorny locust]

american moment uea

[proud sandal]

we already have a holiday where kids dress up and knock on doors for candy

[thorny locust]

idk i stopped caring abt it

[proud sandal]

why have another one

[carmine robin]

Bro the shekel collector

[stuck harness]

Yeah halloween here is basically non existent these days, haven't had a trick or treater in at least 5 years

[thorny locust]

i technically wore a costume last year ig idk

but candy sucks anyways

[stuck harness]

Halloween party soon gonna be lit

[carmine robin]

I’m going clubbing on Halloween yippeee

[thorny locust]

nice

[sonic root]

halloween is just an excuse to get drunk asf

[proud sandal]

i dont need an excuse to get drunk ill drink when i want

[carmine robin]

Real

[silk folio]

literally

[stuck harness]

I hope you get alcohol poisoning ☝️🔥⁉️

[carmine robin]

I hope you FUCKING DIE I HATE YOU

[stuck harness]

Real

[carmine robin]

My mum tells me off for the things I post on Snapchat as if I’m not a grown woman no longer living at home

[proud sandal]

ur a menace

[stuck harness]

U have Ur mum on snapchat?

[proud sandal]

u think u can just be an adult and do what u want

[stuck harness]

Why would u do that

[proud sandal]

and be independent

why not

[carmine robin]

Yes I love my momma 🙂

[proud sandal]

i got my mum on snapchat too

[stuck harness]

I have my cousins on snap and it makes me wanna die

[carmine robin]

She occasionally sends my pictures of my childhood dog with various filters on it keeps me going

[stuck harness]

Mum follows me on instagram so I gotta be careful with that

[carmine robin]

LOL yeah everyone has me on instagram in my fam that’s why it’s so tame

[brazen grotto]

lmao they only have me on feisboo beisboo, not gen z feisboo

[sonic root]

haa my mum doesnt follow me

[carmine robin]

Your mum follows me 😀

[silk folio]

i have my mom on my social medias and snapchat lol

[sonic root]

doubt it

[thorny locust]

hey guys

[thorny locust]

damn fr

im glad my parents dont have insta lma

[silk folio]

ya lol

[thorny locust]

i'd never folow or shi

[silk folio]

doesnt matter to me

[thorny locust]

they technically dont know i have it in a way

[sonic root]

im happy my mum doesnt have me on anything

[thorny locust]

lol fr

phone number is enough

[gusty palm]

bark bark ruff grrr !!!

[sonic root]

agreed

[thorny locust]

like i aint tryna have to see who i follow thats weird

no offense obv

[sonic root]

huh what

[wraith tendon]

[thorny locust]

not u

[sonic root]

im confused af

[thorny locust]

lol, not u vic

[sonic root]

ginger hows uu

[thorny locust]

tay has hers on snap and insta

[sonic root]

ohhh

[thorny locust]

@silk folio whats the point of snap

just wonderin

i always see ppl take a random photo and just slap a bar of text

[wraith tendon]

I'm vibing, works been a lil hectic. How've you been?

[thorny locust]

work moment 😔

[sonic root]

im good just exhausted cos of uni

[wraith tendon]

Too many classes?

[sonic root]

nah just got an exam next week

[thorny locust]

uni fuckin sucks fr fr

[wraith tendon]

Ooof good luck! Don't burn yourself out

[sonic root]

i wont dw, even worse its on my bday

[wraith tendon]

Maybe the professor will give you a pass for a bday gift

[thorny locust]

😭

unlikely, they could care less

[sonic root]

i fuckin hope so lol

[native bobcat]

woof

[thorny locust]

lol

[sonic root]

GAY

[thorny locust]

damn

[carmine robin]

Gay

[native bobcat]

yeah

and what

[rugged quail]

Hot

[proud glen]

[proud glen]

the legend

[carmine robin]

Imagine being gay in 2023 no good tha

[thorny locust]

bros catchin strays

[thorny locust]

lol

[proud glen]

[scenic stump]

I have the lightning McQueen bed bro wouldn’t you be gay for that

[carmine robin]

Yes

[rugged quail]

I talk to dudes but I’m not gay

[scenic stump]

But lightning McQueen bed

I’m not gay but for this it’s different

[thorny locust]

this guy gets it

[sonic root]

agreed

[scenic stump]

You feel me bro?

[rugged quail]

Yeah

[scenic stump]

So get in bro

[rugged quail]

I’d be gay for lightning McQueen

[scenic stump]

I ain’t joking I put lightning McQueen on my bed sheets

[sonic root]

but why

[scenic stump]

Why not

[sonic root]

fair enough

[rugged quail]

Bc Jesus said never back down never give up

[sonic root]

i gotta make my bed when i get in

[scenic stump]

Make it then

[sonic root]

im not in my room tho

so i cant

[scenic stump]

Question

[sonic root]

shoot

[scenic stump]

Why does it feel so different when you make a bed instead of sleeping in it without it fixed

Like it feels different

[sonic root]

idk but it does

[scenic stump]

Ok another question

Milk or cereal first

[carmine robin]

Water then cereal

[scenic stump]

I go milk then cereal

[scenic stump]

Do you use a bowl? I just pour it straight into my mouth

I just drink the milk and pour the cereal right in my mouth

[carmine robin]

I like a man that saves on dishes

[scenic stump]

I eat the bowl last

[carmine robin]

GOLLY

[scenic stump]

Man

If my body handles poison why can’t it handle glass

[rugged quail]

I eat weetabix dry

[sonic root]

ur built wrong

[scenic stump]

I once swallowed a apple seed and felt nothing

[rugged quail]

Sawdust

[scenic stump]

I also swallow cherry seeds

And both apple and cherry seeds contain cyanide

Is my body ok

Or am I Rasputin

[carmine robin]

Yummy

[rugged quail]

Slept for 7 hrs but felt like I slept for eternity

[scenic stump]

Want some fairy bread?

[rugged quail]

no

[scenic stump]

Sad I was gonna make you some with whole grain

[carmine robin]

What even is fairy bread

[rugged quail]

made up prob

[scenic stump]

Australian snack

Spread butter on white bread and put sprinkles

[rugged quail]

Lame I thought I was gonna eat tinkerbell

[polar flint]

Yoooooo

[thorny locust]

yo

whats up with yll

[polar flint]

Nothing much aye aha

Just about to jam some cs2

[tardy otter]

🥪

[polar flint]

mmm sandwich

[sonic root]

i got a hell of a headache

[tardy otter]

🦃

[polar flint]

mmmm turkey

[tardy otter]

🍯

[polar flint]

mmmm honey

[rugged quail]

White girl music is so goated

[tardy otter]

It really is

I just opened the hole in my face from a former piercing

[carmine robin]

Golly

[rugged quail]

Just close it duh

[tardy otter]

I did it on purpose

[carmine robin]

Why though, it’s easiest to let a piercing re heal and then get it redone if it totally closes

[rugged quail]

I’ll even do it for free with a pen

[tardy otter]

To much money

So I did it myself

[carmine robin]

Bro is gonna die of infection

[tardy otter]

I already have my nose ring

I disinfected it

[rugged quail]

teammate already afk in first roundd lets go

[carmine robin]

I’ve had a really bad piercing infection so it makes me sick to my stomach when ppl talk about stuff like that

[carmine robin]

wouldn’t be happening if you were playing overwatch with me

[tardy otter]

I disinfected EVERYTHING

[rugged quail]

FINE

[carmine robin]

Got him wrapped around my finger

[scenic stump]

Maybe you’re bad

[carmine robin]

I’m a fucking legend at overwatch

[scenic stump]

I don’t play it so idk

I’ll enjoy siege

[tardy otter]

I play minecraft and sims

I have no life

[carmine robin]

Mate so did I but I re pierced a lobe piercing and even though I took all the right precautions it almost put me in hospital LOL

[tardy otter]

We’ll see what happens to me

✌️🤪

[carmine robin]

I got my first ever piercing from Claire’s when I was 9 at I got no hassle from it but all my other piercings have been so annoying with healing

[thorny locust]

u eat yet

drink some water

[sonic root]

ye done both

[thorny locust]

awesome

[tardy otter]

Omg when I went to Clair’s for my 2nd ear piercing when I was 17 and the lady thought my mom was my grandma

[stuck harness]

Some weirdo just added me on snapchat guys🤣🤣

[thorny locust]

now all you need to is sleep a bit earlier trust

[carmine robin]

LOL

[thorny locust]

hmm ok

[carmine robin]

so rude

[thorny locust]

lol

[carmine robin]

Bro is dissing crackhead the clown and for what

[stuck harness]

Think she might be British too 🤢🤢

[sonic root]

ha ew

[stuck harness]

Right?

[silk folio]

bummer

[stuck harness]

DISGOOSTANG

[silk folio]

sucks to be u i guess

[sonic root]

man i need to get my ears pierced soon

[silk folio]

anyways...

i need to get my ears pierced too

[carmine robin]

Bro said anyways

LOL

[stuck harness]

Me when I'm a vacuum

[tardy otter]

I need gold hoops

Big ones

[sonic root]

me and my friend are meant to be going together at some point, just dont know when

[silk folio]

ya u suck

[stuck harness]

What the heck man

[tardy otter]

I already have silver

[silk folio]

i just need it for my wedding

[thorny locust]

lol

[thorny locust]

💀

[sonic root]

jai u suck a lot of dick

[carmine robin]

You guys are pussy’s I pass a piercing shop and I just go in

[silk folio]

im POOR man

[sonic root]

im even more broke than usual rn

[silk folio]

but i really should maybe i should do it this weekend

[tardy otter]

I would go in if I had money

[stuck harness]

BRO I WISH ITS ALMOST BEEN LIKE 8 MONTHS

[silk folio]

but its hard bc i wear an earpiece at work

and headphones

[sonic root]

HAAAAA

[silk folio]

but my wedding is in july so im running out of time

[stuck harness]

I miss him 😔

[rugged quail]

suck ur own

[sonic root]

me too jai

[thorny locust]

broke not poor lol

[stuck harness]

Impossible

[ancient hawk]

He misses me

[silk folio]

broke and poor

[ancient hawk]

[thorny locust]

💀

[stuck harness]

WSG BBG

[ancient hawk]

NOT MUCH BIG GUY

[sonic root]

i miss throwing bricks at people

[ancient hawk]

SOOOO BIG

🌹

[ancient ferry]

[silk folio]

are you one of those

[sonic root]

haru are u ok

[ancient hawk]

🫶

[silk folio]

thats like "it doesnt fit my definition so it isnt right"

[ancient ferry]

hallo haru

[ancient hawk]

HelluUUuuU

[thorny locust]

lol what

[sonic root]

hey yuki

[thorny locust]

woah its haru

[ancient ferry]

vic i miss u

[stuck harness]

Hru

[thorny locust]

and yuk

[ancient hawk]

IFS ME

[silk folio]

[sonic root]

miss u too yuki

[ancient hawk]

HARU

[carmine robin]

This tay bird is dissing everyone today

[stuck harness]

@ancient hawk KITHY KITHY

[ancient hawk]

SHMOOCHI SHMOOO

[silk folio]

🐣 <- me

[sonic root]

wheres marie i need the #1 leon simp

[ancient hawk]

👁️🫦👁️

[ancient ferry]

my tummy hurts a lot cuz i just woke up and my cat is demanding to lay on my stomach

[stuck harness]

My fault

[thorny locust]

crazy

[ancient ferry]

bitch is gonna get boiled and slapped on a taco i stg

[silk folio]

wym dissin everyone, just him

[stuck harness]

NOOOO

[proud glen]

[sonic root]

cat taco goes hard

[carmine robin]

@stuck harness

[ancient hawk]

my cat sleeps on top of me while under the covers

[silk folio]

cat taco 🙏

[stuck harness]

Stop snapchatting me

[silk folio]

oh yeah

[thorny locust]

crazy

[silk folio]

im feeling spicy today

[ancient ferry]

my cat is obsessed w me but this bitch NEVER KNOWS WHEN TO QUIT

[thorny locust]

puritto

[ancient hawk]

Snapchat me instead

[ancient ferry]

SHELL QUIT WHEN SHE IN MY BELLY

[carmine robin]

At the end of the day im not

[rugged quail]

im getting fuckedd

[scenic stump]

How do you kill someone

[silk folio]

love a purrito mf

[thorny locust]

send car

[sonic root]

brick

[ancient ferry]

amos

[stuck harness]

At the end of the day I shit myself oopsies

[carmine robin]

PROOF??????????

[ancient hawk]

[silk folio]

8

[scenic stump]

I’m not joking

[carmine robin]

PROOF????????

[ancient ferry]

my slut cat is going in media

[scenic stump]

I wanna kill the electrician

[sonic root]

me neither use a brick

[thorny locust]

yippee

[stuck harness]

Check snap :3

[ancient hawk]

HOLA

[carmine robin]

Thanks wepsi just popped a boner

[scenic stump]

I swear this bitch will ruin my PlayStation at the rate he’s being a scum bag

[thorny locust]

hmm ok

[sonic root]

rip to ur playstation

[stuck harness]

Ur welcome my slime

[scenic stump]

It’s fine but man it sucks what he keeps doing

[ancient ferry]

fr fr

[scenic stump]

Like I had a perfect siege match going

[scenic stump]

And suddenly the power goes out

[stuck harness]

IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY

[sonic root]

u when no dick

[ancient hawk]

Ti amo

[stuck harness]

I SWEAR I SWEARRRRRRE

[carmine robin]

Vic stop putting your insecurities on others

[scenic stump]

I was about to clutch the fucking round

[ancient hawk]

🌹

[sonic root]

sam go eat a dick

[stuck harness]

ITS NOT GAY IF THE SOCKS STAY ON

[carmine robin]

Okie!

[ancient ferry]

omg sam r u gonna share

[sonic root]

thigh highs count?

[ancient hawk]

Chat im like soooo, yeah

[stuck harness]

All femboys will burn !!!

[stuck harness]

HOT

[sonic root]

me first

[ancient ferry]

y’all ever shop at thundathighs . com

[ancient hawk]

Im SOOOO HOT

[sonic root]

is that an actual site?

[ancient ferry]

proof

[scenic stump]

It’s not gay in the lightning McQueen bed bro

[ancient hawk]

👈

[carmine robin]

That is the most femboy thing this cunt has ever publicly said

[ancient ferry]

ya i buy thigh highs from there

[sonic root]

im hotter tho

[stuck harness]

FAX

[ancient hawk]

IM HOTTERER

[sonic root]

i can say worse

[stuck harness]

Guys stop im literally gorgeous

[scenic stump]

That’s my bed now bro

[steep yoke]

yikes

[stuck harness]

I'm gorgungus

[scenic stump]

My bedsheets are lightning McQueen

[steep yoke]

self glazing

[ancient hawk]

GRRRR IM GORZONGLEEE

[ancient ferry]

wepsi prolly has a buttchin

[carmine robin]

Go on then f word (the gay people one)

[stuck harness]

I ride my own dick

[steep yoke]

nice

[stuck harness]

Literally me in my pfp

[ancient hawk]

My chin is flat

[sonic root]

im gonna buy a skirt and wear it to fuck jais dad

[ancient hawk]

(Like my chest)

[ancient ferry]

that’s why i said it

[stuck harness]

????

[rugged quail]

sending it on steam chat

[carmine robin]

Jai is fatherless and you can’t tell me otherwise

[sonic root]

what i needed someones dad

[proud glen]

no dad?

[stuck harness]

No but he is ginger

[ancient hawk]

IM IN MY PFP

[stuck harness]

So that's arguably worse

[ancient ferry]

i’m IRL man eating

[sonic root]

NEVERMIND

[carmine robin]

The steam chat notification sound makes me cringe idk why

[ancient hawk]

Im soooo handsomeee

[scenic stump]

Use @ancient hawk’s dad

[lean copper]

did you know you could break your dick? Me neither until today

[proud glen]

where tf my blunt

[carmine robin]

FUCKING HELL MATE THATS A SHAME

[sonic root]

SOFTWARE

[proud glen]

where tf my cup

[ancient hawk]

I dont have one

[sonic root]

ye i've known that for a while

[scenic stump]

I ate it

[proud glen]

where tf my reef🦅

[ancient ferry]

in my ass

[stuck harness]

Luckily I missed the ginger genes thanks mum

[lean copper]

hi viccy boy

[ancient hawk]

Im a LIAR

[scenic stump]

Same

[proud glen]

[sonic root]

how u doing?

[carmine robin]

I’ve heard some horror stories

[ancient hawk]

MWHAHAHAHA

[proud glen]

[rugged quail]

worst is the ringtone when u call

[stuck harness]

Wish I had my mums hair tho fr that shit curly and cool

[lean copper]

did you perhaps have a broken penis

[scenic stump]

Wait but I ate the cup…

[stuck harness]

Mine is just straight like me

[sonic root]

i do not

[proud glen]

wheres the 2nd girl>

[carmine robin]

If you ever call me on steam your getting blocked

[thorny locust]

crazy

[sonic root]

urs defo looks like a crowbar

[ancient ferry]

it isn’t what u think

[ancient hawk]

I peed

[lean copper]

chilling yknow bout to leave the house wbu

[ancient hawk]

👉👈

[ancient ferry]

she’s also in my ass

[proud glen]

LMAOOOO

[stuck harness]

my hair???

[scenic stump]

I hope so I don’t want to be cursed

[sonic root]

chilling i just got in lmao

[stuck harness]

Wtf are u on about vikkstar

[ancient ferry]

proof!?!

[lunar aurora]

Yall enjoy chicken wings, tighs and shit?

[proud glen]

damn 2 girls 1 cup type shit

[sonic root]

no ur penis

[ancient hawk]

Mine is so perfect

[ancient ferry]

stop

[scenic stump]

I’m a guy

[ancient hawk]

@ancient ferry #media

[stuck harness]

We are NOT talking about that

[proud glen]

u can be fluid.

[sonic root]

1 guy 1 jar

[stuck harness]

My fault pookie

[scenic stump]

No I’m human

[proud glen]

LMAO

[sonic root]

we are now

[lean copper]

if its scary enough to be able to be a horror story, i gotta try it myself once

[steep yoke]

hey what lvl do i have to be to be able to stream/turn on webcam

[rugged quail]

im sorry pookie

[lunar aurora]

Idk, 10?

[lean copper]

oh sweet sweet whatchu plannin on doin

[steep yoke]

k thx

[proud glen]

[carmine robin]

I know someone that had to go to hospital bc of it and he was too afraid to admit it happened during sex that he said he walked into a door ?

[lunar aurora]

Anyway, I need amswers

Yall like thighs, drums and wings?

[stuck harness]

Wings

[lunar aurora]

Answers*

[carmine robin]

I’ll eat anything I’m a fat bastard

[stuck harness]

Me asf

[lunar aurora]

Understandable

[stuck harness]

(I'm built like a piece of plywood)

[ancient ferry]

u right mwah

[sonic root]

listening to music and writing probably

[lunar aurora]

I cannot eat meat with bone, but recently came back to eating drums

[lean copper]

what in the shit brooo

[carmine robin]

I’d eat styrofoam if it had a bit of seasoning on it

[ancient ferry]

my cats built like an eggplant

[lunar aurora]

And eats like a monster

[sonic root]

im built wrong

[lean copper]

you can get hospitlized because of it???
Crazy

[lunar aurora]

Who asked tbh?

[ancient ferry]

i have a video of me and my brother esting stifoam

[proud glen]

my roommate is banned from owning cats

[carmine robin]

Explains a lot

[ancient ferry]

honestly get ur ass back in dms like the slut u are

[lunar aurora]

[scenic stump]

Normal I once ate a puzzle piece

[lunar aurora]

You think that works?

YOU THINK THAT IM YOUR SLUT???

[ancient ferry]

well. well. i once ate. a uhm uh uh uhm french flag

[stuck harness]

No because I literally eat all the fucking time but still weigh less than 70kg???

[scenic stump]

I was hungry and I had a puzzle I had completed laying on my floor

[carmine robin]

Well he said it like slipped he looked down and blood was just gushing out anywhere and he fainted and a ambulance was called

[lunar aurora]

High metabolism

[scenic stump]

So I just ate it

[sonic root]

well i eat dick so i win

[ancient ferry]

did i say MY SLUT? ARE U FUCKING DUMB TOO

[lunar aurora]

GOOD CUZ IM NOBODY SLUT, IM NOT EVEN A SLUT JUST A HOE

[ancient ferry]

does it chew well?

[stuck harness]

Guys my favourite conspiracy theory is that he wants me

[ancient ferry]

mines that busch did it

[sonic root]

no i just end up getting slapped

[lunar aurora]

But he did it?

[ancient ferry]

exactly

or gravity cuz wtf is that

[sonic root]

it was me

[lunar aurora]

Mine is that jfk faked it all

[carmine robin]

Real

[ancient ferry]

or it all started with nixon

[lunar aurora]

Fuck Newton, me and my homies defy gravity

[scenic stump]

No I can definitely say he didn’t

[sonic root]

did u shoot him

[lunar aurora]

Oh you where there then???

[scenic stump]

Fuck uh

[ancient ferry]

“i have first hand experience, i was there”

[scenic stump]

I was in uh china doing drugs with lmao zedong

[sonic root]

fair enough

[scenic stump]

We had a guy named Oswald drop by and ask me to smoke something called jfk though

[ancient ferry]

i was in my moms womb swimming in antifreeze and cigarette tar

[lunar aurora]

I only have hand experience, but on cooking

[scenic stump]

It was a new drug

[sonic root]

antifreeze????

[ancient ferry]

starts dougying

[lunar aurora]

That's why she is like this

[sonic root]

that explains a lot

[lunar aurora]

You never knew?

[short kraken]

Antifreeze is yummy

[scenic stump]

Hey want some WD-40?

Wd-40 is tasty

[red bronze]

🙏

[ancient ferry]

atleast i’m hot

[short kraken]

Squidward after taking 40 benadryl @scenic stump

[sonic root]

me too tho

[lunar aurora]

Soundwave taste funny

Like cotton candy

[scenic stump]

50*

[ancient ferry]

i didn’t say u weren’t

[short kraken]

My b

[red bronze]

💀

[sonic root]

do u eat blocks of petrol jelly

[ancient ferry]

i have vaseline in my bag just for occasions

[lunar aurora]

Petrol jelly?

[sonic root]

napalm

[lunar aurora]

That's crazy

[sonic root]

not vaseline

[ancient ferry]

ik

[lunar aurora]

I have ethanol here to drink

[short kraken]

Petrol pudding
Ethanol éclairs

[ancient ferry]

vaseline tho>

[lunar aurora]

Tastes kinda like gas

[sonic root]

damn i only got drywall

[lunar aurora]

You use it a lot don't you :/

[short kraken]

Red vaseline cake

[lunar aurora]

Gotta get them thinners

[ancient ferry]

Monoammonium phosphate is my favorite snack

[scenic stump]

I have car oil

[wraith tendon]

If you eat through enough drywall you get to the forbidden cotton candy

[scenic stump]

Lame

[sonic root]

white phosphorus is my favourite cos its nice and hot

[lunar aurora]

I alr said it

[ancient ferry]

BRO WHAAA

[sonic root]

BET

[scenic stump]

Even more lame

[lunar aurora]

It tastes good

[sonic root]

how

[short kraken]

AsBESTos

[lunar aurora]

But kinda spiky

[red bronze]

sex

[ancient ferry]

tide pods tho

[scenic stump]

Be a man drink some hydrochloric acid bro

[rugged quail]

sticking out my gyat for the rizzler

[wraith tendon]

Gushers fr

[lunar aurora]

Those are good