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killing myself
you didnt fight it ๐ญ
dude clearly not
well now what are you gonna do
wait are you in uni, i dont remember
insomnia is kicking my ass
UwU
no im good
HI KYLE
welp you'r at full energy clearly lmao
i am
Or zero energy and she's delulu
need to be put in a straight jacket
L
no cus clearly
and rats make her crazy
hola
hey af1
neither
same fr fr
Capcut is good enough tbh
lool
cunt
lol
What do you guys call an actor who's half Arab, Spanish and is bald
go ahead
Vin Laden
sigh
I'm a visual learner can you send me a pic as to help me truly grasp the subject
bro is more down than his syndrome
interseting
hey man if she down than im down

no cunt i meant thick as in stupid cuz i didnt get it
womp wom
wompers
good job
womper
daddy thicc
she/them titties
i dont
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dyslexic people looking at the word ginger
lmaoooo

hm ok then


thats my face reveal
i am AMAZON
when i worked amazon i was called an amazonian
i feel like that was racially motivated
my bad
Aight consider the following
5 naked midges slapping a naked man latherd in thousand island dressing
whats the other option
i could drink ranch oml
been considered heavily and iโm down
ooga booga
oh dear god
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hey guys
what the fuck, this is so specific
silly man
why did you think of this alla sudden
where'd yall go again ๐ญ

real ๐
big mf ong
Quite
the big mf


then the me af collection
the big mf cat wins
interesting
pink man
Indeed

crazy
Sorry i won't ask again
Huh?
Hey cuties
Oh, hey
uhh
no, u get a 6in pole to slurp on that helps keep ur nose away from da bootyhole, when we go down they right next to eachother
so girls stink like but
actually ๐ค
I just had a stroke trying to comprehend what you said
As intended
interesting
you couldve sold em for a p good price
real
Heyo
@thorny locust you think so? LOL
I've sold pics of mine before
oh fr?
You get a lot lmao
On jah?
ya idk they have tons of money
they di
they're willin to pay exorbant amounts
This
furries for example
you could ask for a crumb of dry skin from their little toe and will jizz all over it
Especially in thigh highs or socks
it's honestly disturbing
nah deadass
but you gotta keep thinkin, they're mostly rich
wowza
nah its late for me i cant
lmaoo fr
bruv 
Oof

it's 11 and I still have 14 hrs if work left
what do you want to tell me speeker
We on that shit fr
It's 2am
well i'll be damnd
its 11 not late late, but i need to sleep cus im workin out so often
I hope it's AM
Well that's what I get for not touching the corse for a semester
@cursive canyon bro went in the archives for that one
jesus bruh, get on that grind
I thought you were gonna say for touching grass 
i think i have another one this week and next
Flick and swish
what we talkin abt now
Idk
Nuh uh
Same
im fucking deleted mentally
bruh 2 in the mornin is insane
I'm moving back in with my mom this weekend r.i.p.
why
I am
you stream? what gamin and shi
Dad
Dad?
Me and my bf broke up and I had nowhere else to go
It's been so long
I'm sorry
mf protecting gotahm over here
And going back out
Me too
I've gone through many breakups
Forgot the milk sorry kiddo
This was my first serious one so this sucks a lot. But I'll get over it eventually
Oof
damn breakups
bro thru the bag
I'm with someone new and she accepts it
Yeah.... my heart feels torn right now
You had a whole gf but chose to look at a screen? Damn son
If you do a gay bukakke with frat dudes can it be called a brokakke?
I'll just focus on myself and starting from scratch
I want my pink kawaii bed with plushes back anyways
I need to stop being a bitch and try and get some bitches
nope
yessuh
Shutup meg im getting there I have a date this weekend
hot
hm ok then
That was for the pyreheadass
When I look in the mirror
But eh
my bad, wrong chat
Lol
sure bucko
Hahaha ur in the post breakup depressive state
hnnn
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Yup where I feel ugly but rock it ๐๐๐
When I close my eyes I can't see
Imagine going through breakups ??
imagine dating
Get no bitches and you never have to worry๐
imagine imagining
Imagine going through going through
i just want money fr
Takes like 3 weeks but you'll be good my g
Gotta thug that shit out
Shanx
I'ma step my makeup game up and everything and get a lil more toned
Lmao
Men can be bitches
I use bitch for both genders lmao
lmao fr
It ain't gender inclusive unless we talking about dogs
same thing honestly
I want one of those scary deadly bitches
fuck whoever it is time to chase this paper
Ooh me
hm ok
A goth girl?
we getting rich all 2023
Pretty much
Whats between then legs bbg
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Im gay
Oh
a penis
Might not work then lmao
Twinsies
Sorry for your loss
๐
twins fr
he was a sk8er boi, she said see you later boy
who got a cute cock ig
your mum
lmaoooo
I can be gay for women? Lmao
im always watching
Unless he like goth futa baddies lmao
Always watching wazowski
who
sleep or caffeine
Both
crack
Go on
bet
I read that as fupa I was like hell yeah
sleep ofc
๐คฃ๐คฃ
i was thinking caffeine tho
Lmfao
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no be better
Lmfao dam
be worse, fuck your sleep
nah be worse let me fuck you
Oof
bet
it's only 6in it don't hurt
horny alert
Only 6in ๐ญ
ive been awake since 2 am sleep's already fucked
I mean i think it should
Dammit vic not u ya little homo, not because ur gay hut because jr british
It is indeed 2:16am
lmaoooo
YOU BUFFOON
its 7am for me
Timezones go hard
Omg twinsies
It's either 8in or nothing ๐ญ
That esex was crazy my moniter still shaking
fairs honestly
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Twinsies fr fr
How much u weigh. Cause if it's over 90lbs u better lower yo mf tone
๐คฃ๐คฃ not my fault I got things, a toosh, and boobs
Thighs*
Nah i just wanna piss a ho off lmaoo
i got sick thighs
fair enough actually i respect the game
For real that's fucking like fucking flat Stanley ๐ญ
if i was gay flat stanley could get it tho
Thick thighs save lives
Anime thighs when she open up so wide I got a twinkle in my eyes
real asf
bruther i need some fr
im grindin gym just to get a fatter ass
I wish I could lay on mine, they're so soft ๐ญ
Howdy
lmaoooo (proof)
hey whats up newcomer
Lmao
mfs horny in general
Lmao I see that
I'll lay on them for you ๐ซก
Nothing man just stoned
Nu uh I wanna lay on them
can i atleast burry myself in ur tits dayum 
what we smokin on
lmao nice
Indica
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shit nice
ight imma write my cheat sheet for tomorrows test, were allwed to have a notecard
good night and good luck yall
You too, don't pass that test
tiene un buen noche senior
Ew
Yeah my friend who had nightmares fell asleep next to me and we were smoking and she passed out in my lap
Aw
hot
That's cute
lucky
just tryna secure the diversity vote
gn
smoking hits different early
That's what I do when I smoke weed, I end up passing out on my friends ๐คฃ
i just get high af and then sleep for fuckin ages
Describe smoking.
Cant relate, I'm just a crippling alcoholic
I just smoke indica
Literally me when I smoke enough weed
me?
Yeah sure.
balls
How does it feel?
I had two trans gals take advantage of me while I was stoned ๐ญ๐ญ
Well this is friend i just recently ran into again
like you just smoked
fun usually
Very detailed.
bruhhg huhh
glad i could help
its relaxing
We won't talk about it
How many times have you smoked?
i usually cant stop eating
Yk what's relaxing?
ty ty
Anxiety
been smoking for just over a year
peace vic
last time i smoked i couldnt stop eating and threw up
my favourite fr
And we were co workers and now she and I are well aquatinted
you should probalby sleep soon fam
What if you go cold turkey now?
real imma eat something first tho
I have like 0 friends but that's cause I'm socially awkward
i throw up lol
Goodnight yโall
Been smoking since I was 14 Iโm 24 now
hm ok then
Damn.
Thanks bruv
Same i just Stay away from irl ppl
facts
lmao

join them
Smells like ass bro
nah not worth
I just like to keep to myself
Nahh they're weed is shit
yo lungs fr fr
Smells like skunk bruhh
yep classic
Like bad skunk too
thats how you know its that good good
Samesies
this is why i just drink
I want some guy friends but usually they want more than friendship ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
way easier
Oh ur gonna love this
Iโll literally send you memes every day
bet waassup
Thatโs me rn
Mf I'm allergic to alcohol
Yo I need that, I thrive on memes lmao
Oh you got fucked
Like I donโt e date either that shit weird
crazy, you forever healthy drinkin water
who wants to be healthy these days
Iโm allergic to woman who arenโt thicc thighed or who arenโt alt or gothic
goin gym and shi so i can get yolked
fair enough
(i want to grow my ass)
Bro gym is life rn
fr
hey compared to the people i see at work, I'm doing A OK
Like one neighbor didn't care about me cause I was always dressing in shorts and a T-shirt and going into a hammock, but the one day I wear a dress that shows any of my curves and wearing makeup, he decides to approach me..... ๐คฎ
Theyโre a legit tiktok video that explains me if I could put it somewhere i would
Oof you ain't allergic to me then lol
buy pepper spray
I'm gonna, it's wack
damn thats coo
Invest in a taser. It's funny.
buy the gel
Or just carry a gun like me
unless you can get one that shoots, youre better off with spray
I have some shock knuckles somewhere that I need to start carrying around
that too
lol
Merican
knife
Pocket knife ftw
REAL
agreed
think i might have killed my property manager
erika what
These are like a tazer but I get to punch with it
Iโm the best of both worlds Im Russian and American
yo what the fuck how :sob
Hey man its aight my mood is influcend pretty easily by music
sob
You are an abomination!
and why you all a sudden sayin that
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Lol fr
sleep time fr, gn yall
If I wanna feel trippy I'll play some psychedelic shit
well as soon as we were approved for the house she had to be in hospital for weeks
IMO Stun guns arent effective, unless they sit there and let you just hold it on them for a period of time
Seriously that's cool.
Gn
Now thatโs fun asf
fuckin finally
and recently iโve been trying to get in contact but i get this message saying sheโs out of office and will be back on september 12
itโs october 4
aw geez
๐ takin a bit of a long break
have you called recently, you probably should
and i got a msg from the senior property manager who said sheโs no longer with the company
I know, that's why I have shock knuckles that do WAY more damage ๐
they do that sometimes
Ya hurt the lady how rude
fuck now i want mcdonalds now, need food
she was having a heart procedure
tryna bulk fr
what if she didnโt survive it
fair enough
oof jeez, those are risky
yeah
i mean wouldnt you have been called by now
I simply carry a glock chambered in 10mm
You putting out like white crits or orange crits
so that led me to believe she may have passed away
should be fine, prolly jus tatkin time to recover
I need an anti-blt sammich from Chick-fil-A 
if not sheโs in the hospital dying
cus those are very picky
Really fun gun to plink with actually
Hm?
smith and wesson better
Noice ๐๐๐
maybe i stressed her out too much with my demands and she actually had heart failure
Hey man more bullets more dead minorities
Packin
she be fine dw
they carry the same size magazines lol
You said you put a lot of damage with them knuckles so asking whatโs the damage crits
lol ye u right
lmaooo mele
What's a crit? I got the knuckles from my ex lmao
Texas is very lenient with gun laws.
ya its texas bruh
I should visit there.
๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Lol
Like me
Why visit Texas when you can buy a 3d printer
I shall become a hillbilly
Iโm as white as coke
lol
The ladies are fine.
I'm basically freaking albino
true, they gof or like 100 bucks nowadays
yea but they all datin a guy witha horse and shi
brother, are you ok
them rich as fuck
@mighty storm Iโll send you a meme in a second
Sweet 
Yes sir.
Bro Gn homie
I'ma go to sleep, it's late and I'm tired
yall enjoy yallself
cya gmer @mighty storm you too
Dude one wetwipe and they go from a 9 to a 2 real quick
And my cat curled up with me so now I'm even more tired r.i.p.
Nite-nite
take your first date swimming
Fax bro
Imma just pick up this goth chick and curl up with her bed
Personal experience?
Gn gamers
nuts
if the room is dark enough almost anyone can be a 10 tho
@mighty storm good luck soldier
You have to deal with child supoort though.
just pull out
dont be silly, wrap your willy
Gotta be quick on the draw.
Lol ๐ซก
Don't work, that's why I got to bully a freshman my last year of hs
Why was I tagged? Lmao
Idk tbh
it works if you try hard enough
some people dont have the dedication
Well the one time I tried it worked
COSMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the joker
What up ho
YES MY EXAMS ARE OVER
sexy
Dude it's shameful how broad of a chest I have and how scrawny i am
oof
I should hit the gym
or just be gay
that too
and i should hit the math book
Or ugly
either or
They both work
no ones ugly
I'm ugly
everyone is good in their own way
well u are the hero of ur evil story
Ima mad villain and there's one beer left
Yawn
nah
i thought you were allergic to alcohol
beer and alcohol are differrnt
there is alcohol in beer bro
but less
other rappers screaming in our ears like we're deaf
Beers can be fine
alcohol gives u liver cirhossis
Higher apv shit will trigger the reactio
its kinda like if you're allergic to fish and someone cooks your burger on a surface that had fish, you can still get a reaction
Which is just a very iritated throat and a rash around my face and neck
ye but ya i can agree
Well more like hives
but still very small amout wont affect that much
But eh
allergic or not im still getting wasted
you right
u missed the reference my original gangster
i sure as fuck did my guy
dont listen to him
has any one played God of war the first one in ps2
Dam
nah ive only played the remake
No but my friends grand aunt was the original story writer for that game
thats sexy
play the ps2 version of god of war
id hit
Lmfao bro she's like 73
age aint nothin but a number
My friends great great great uncles cousins grandmas sister smelled like peaches
Yk what else is a number
as long as theyre legal
91 fucking 1
9 11
lmao the old lady next door died today
By law I can fuck a granny
Favorite holiday
yes
Lmfao
my uncle died on 9/11
what is lmfao
best damn pilot in the middle east
yeah its not very original but oh well
What is lmao and lmfao
one has an f in it
what does the whole thing stand for
Aight, so with a snap of my fingers you will forget you were ever gay
you gon snap or what
nuh uh
damn
there is not a snap emoji
hey i am going to omegle bye
๐ค close enough were snapping with down syndrome (aka italian)
MAMAMIA
ok good im straight again
Oh dear god do i bounce from person to person yelling joker until i find u?
no balls
lool
Nah u will find me just enter Joker and i also enter joker so u get me only
this mf in the vc rapping about soup
Yall wanna voice in Lounge
fugg it
lmaoo
come to floor 1
lmao
hola
Hi
hi
somewhere
hey bead

ight time to eepy
now.
You can have coffee and a cigarette for breakfast you'll be fine
prolly
its rick
lool
Hello hows everyone doing today?
What did you do to aa2999?
I thought Rick was better than heath ledger coz atleast i could sing when they ask me
yo skippy
why did u name urself skippy_dinglechalk1 why not fuck my self 69
Why did you name yourself aa3000 why not fuck myself 69?
Sup
ye now the cycle of infinity start. I have come to bargain
Skippy i love you
SKIPPY I AHVE COME TO BARGAIN
and i did that because it was supposed ot be ur name
damn fr??
frfr
wtf he was just takkin
meatball is a slur for gay people according to @sonic root
LMAO
False
Thats kinda gay
I trust that
oh wtf

Hello
The voices
knocked myself out
HELLO ๐
Hi hehe
No AFTER that
nice try
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one thing about jon is that he is EVIL
its ok bitches love evil men
Where.
idk open ur eyes and look
WHAT??
RACIST
BRO THINKS I LOOK LIKE -_-
i mean
0_0
me cause i have blue eyes
HAHAHAHAHA
the quote "if eyes could fuck" applies to them and them alone
Hey man what the hell
like my eyes are not wide
RAAAAAAA
LMAO
idk dark eyes got me squirming a little
....
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Getting the melanin removed from my eyes tonight
jon you think that JUST CAUSE YOU HAVE DARK EYES im gonna be sitting here drooling all over my phone??
Did u know brown eyed people can get blue eyes if they get the melanin out via surgery
Precisely
Duh
thats weird
Hows that weird i think its p cool
Skill issue
stepping outside from the house and into the sun makes me see white for a solid 5 minutes before im able to see
Dad has the same condition
How do you view black people when u step out in the sun
Asking for science
LMFAOO idk ive never been blind like that while staring at a black person
theyve just never been around when i'm getting blinded by the sun
So what youre saying is
jon
DO YOU??
yeah actually
good
i have a couple of black friends, but honestly this area really doesnt have many
im so fr
it is full of whiteys
So youre living in a white supremacist area willingly
Hmmmm
Thats............... fucked
Bro cant even talk or walk properly
and a sign that says sumn about believing science over anything
Mf keeps fumbling BOTH with words and his legs
literally
but the liberals "like" biden cause he "isn't" racist or homophobic
Biden is me when im explaining something i like doing. I forget how to form coherent sentences
hate it here
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biden talks like i talk regularly
He is, just a closeted one
stutter goes so hard
Yeah i saw your snap story......
Questionable stuff.....
The more the better
you a freak .. ๐
WHY IS A MAN PREGNANT
Me when i manage to make women weep on text ๐คฉ
LMAOO
She was talking to ME
oh
Nuh uh
Dont make me whip out logs.
bow down to me
The old ones.
Yuck
bruh u take it so weird
What logs?
As a blonde with blue eyes
jon.

im not naturally blonde
naturally im more of a dark blonde/light brown
ive already explained this
off topic but i saw this random ass interview of a half japanese half black girl
And she said she was bullied in the US and Japan both coz of her color and ethnicity :(
How be ppl simping over Princess Yue or whatever from Avatar but shit on someone who is literally that but IRL
LITERALLY??
so fucking weird
humanity is fucked
its cause she's real, not fictional
Can't wait to buy a catgirl
Me torturing the skinwalker to tranform into a 6'0 muscular goth with BIG tiddies
Leon is conventionally attractive but like
i will not hear it
Ngl a LOT of people fit his criteria
they do i suppose
Basic bitch
LMFAOO AND YOU ARENT?? you know how many men want a 6'0 goth muscle mommy??
an insane amount
Who said i want one for sexual purposes ๐ผ
YEAH HE'S SEXY BUT I LIKE HIS CHARACTER TOO MAN
and people ONLY liked to clip the down bad comments i made
or my stupidity but thats beside the point
Coz there are down bad moments ONLY
NOT TRUE
Nuh uh




