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i’m so fucked
and annoyed
i was almost out of petrol😭
and now i’m late for uni my life cannot be any worse
sup guys
hey jah
Hi jah miss u
oh whats up gamer
Me?
what again??
Ya I'm not proud of it
what happened 😭 if you dont mind me askin
Wasn't my fault I swear
what you doin dawg, you gettin drunk again or what
My ex left the kids in the car for a small amount of time which i had no clue of btw and because our divorce didn't finalize I'm still held liable
What's a small amount?
oh ya tru
5 minutes. Windows cracked, cool out since it was night and the doors were locked.
hm damn
They were both asleep and so he did not feel it necessary to bring them out of the car if he was going to be back and forth packing the car.
I genuinely didn't even know that they were in the car. I thought he had left them at a babysitter's or something because of the fact that it was so late
well i'll be damned
Yawn
perhaps harry
You always yawnin
ya thats his schtick
Ya know everytime you yawn a ghost puts his dick in your mouth harry
does it bust
time for me to yawn irl rn
It's cause you on that phone too dayum much
hm that was a long one
ya tell em
Maybe I won't
Anyone know where to listen to the misfits podcast or if it’s still going?
i think justin is still with em, cus they still follow each other on insta idfk
they arent on a schedule anymore
they just post when they feel like it
no longer with spotify either btw
ya np
Jokes on you I’m into that
@uneven imp move down snook
bonkers
Ok pookie Wookiee
honkers?
Awooga
badonkers
I'll put you in the ranch harry
lmaoo
And I mean a big ol bucket of ranch dressing
tired
ah ok
Fuck this I'm hungry
wjy wont u sleep
u gonna cook somehi. up?
Jail?
i copped a headbutt to the jaw a week ago and it still hurts
starting to think my jaw got knocked out of place
bruh
Yes Harry jail
SHUT YA BITCH ASS UP ASHLEY 🗣 SHUT YA BITCH ASS UP 🗣 ASHLEY, YOUS A BITCH 🗣 DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO BITCH 🗣
Why
autism speaks
eeerrr
delulu
Delulu sounds like such a pretty name tho
thats wild
delulu wasnt a real word a couple weeks ago
why does the internet wake up one day and just make up things
Yawn
get a life
lulu
rizz, gyat, delulu, etc
that how it be
delulu is just an abbreviation for delusional obv, easier than typing it all out
well ya, but that became the funnier version
huh
boobs
thighs
buhh
hbu
Bought your pc stuff?
They’re all abbreviated I think
Rizz is short for charisma
Lmao
no bro, im gonna order shit after i get my job at the end of the semester
ive got more important things to fund atm

Man the pricings will be diff then
!bird
MERICA
cringe mf
birb
blame the internet
kilometers
rizz🤓
yep
kai fans are everywhere
that guy's so fuckin annoyin 😭
their fans are drones
its just cringe
but then again they rich as fuck
the world we live in ig
black people
i've seen worse tbh
ya but damn they make so much money just screamin and reactin to shi 😭
damn what was it
xqc 700k per month
oh yeaaaaaa
ya he makes more, but he has like a pro gaming past
but still ridiculous
💀
it's the truth
Hello kitty money spread pfp goes hard
redacted extinct fish in the ocean wearing sunglasses pfp goes hard

How do I tell my friend that it's unfair that he gets to be a dick and make jokes about people but when I do it to him it's the end of the world without pissing him off?
call him out
I did
I got called a bitch even though the rest of our friends agreed with me
people with a Hello Kitty as their pfp are genuinely not funny
Broke bitch
Ur genuinely not funny
Ven
ram
Bitchhhh
what
end ur life
No bc the dickhead was just like "it's sarcasm cmon Rex it's not the serious"
Big talk for a guy with elite unit as his name and with an off center skull pfp
Just be racist like me

never played half life?
Ur 12 shut the hell up and continue sucking on ur mom tet
okay then at this point, stop being friends with him
ok Top 4 background albums
Spongebob
Minecraft
Undertale
he sounds arrogant as fuck
No
Spongebob
Okay and?
Spongebob
Ven ven
Spongebob music 🗣🔛🔝
It’s yo bed time
please stfu
its 3:29 pm for me rn
14yo
Ur just mad bc you're to scared to express yourself 3650
Sure man show me that icon in half life

Gonna be racist to pickle now
3650 reminds me of the desperate kids in 8th grade that'll do anything to be funny
Liesssss
ur arab🤨
I miss my arab boys here
Guy probably til this day watches vanoss gaming
Atleast chickin still here
Dude no one over the age of 12 would want to talk to u
No cap man
its combine retardo
Naji is gone 😭
ok Spongebob
And?
Got a fucking problem loser 😭
Dm paypal man ill let my accountant sort it out
Got you
blocking this autistic little shit
L
What a loser dude
Man just go kys buddy
And you've in 5th grade since 2019 so Shh
Lmao
We don't want to hear it pookie
Man i joined this server before he turned 13 its weird to think
Damn i could be his dad
We could be his dads
True
Why do people think they're important enough for me to care about their opinions 
Tbh idk what youre talking about rex
Im more important than you
ur comebacks😬
Elite man when were you born
@ocean owl I’m more important
Didn't you block me u little retard 💀
liberal behaviour
Than rex yes
Eww liberal where
Why do people think they're important enough for me to care about their opinions🤓🏳️🌈
HAHAHHA

God bouffa you shut up
Forgot they banned some words
ur ruining the vibes
if I repeat what people say I'll be cool right 
Tbh elite outplayed
ur ruining the vibes🤓
Rami should we start scoring
hey pickle
What amount of points for who
Hi
watch ur sticker usage buddy 🤓 @dire notch
Honestly
Watch yo jet watch yo jet
watch ur sticker usage buddy 🤓 @ramram🤓
I'm going to splatter cum on the walls (not mine)
I don’t think that’s how u paint the walls
Probably
sure it is
My walls r red now
Man i should go to work
dont care
yeah probably. 🤓
nobody cares
Itch ur eye with a 12 gage
Elite where you from man

16-14
@scenic stump
Bro is from algebra ‼️⁉️
Nice man
fax
@scenic stump buddy it’s past yo bed time cmon
bye.
I <3 femboys
no it's time to harass the government

they already disabled my PayPal
I'm not apologizing
Hahaha same man
Fuck bankings tbh
I keep my money in a safe
fr
Aint no one else keeping my money
Hm
Banks are actual fraud businesses
wanna be like Ted Kaczynski
Let me send you some money pickle
GUHH
Send it in mail man
Dont have bank account
Used to make same money in 2002 when i started my business
Youre a business owner too?
poop
Nuh uh 🗣
yea my parents own the company I'm just the manager
Good tbh
Ive had the same manager since 2002
i hate it tho
lovely
they fake
Titty inspector
Wanna inspect with me ?
Im good man
Honestly i’d love her if she smacks me with that tit
Going to work in 9 min
Bruh moment
Shit would give me a concussion
Who cares if they're fake tits are tits
And ?
You a woman yeah?
No time man
Yeah?
Quick look pickle
U able to tell if they fake ?
Probably not
Look at your dms
But idk why
Better not be cuz im transphobic
Wtf
So the thing about fake tittes is they have a different texture and feeling that real tittes
Yeah man
How does she even live with them
Cant imagine the backpains from those
I think but don't take my word on this
Imagine she smacks you with them
Headshot man
Bro someone added monster by skillet to my metal playlist 😭
Well tbh she is 5’0 it could be handfull of tits that just look big because shes compressed

Wtf kinda hands do you have bro
5'0 with fat honkers is wild
Man her tits are like 4 times bigger than her head
Try 10 times
guys
shut up
Why r you riding me constantly?
Bro still staring at them titties
?
cuz Why do people think they're important enough for me to care about their opinions🤓
cuz it's fake
i want him so bad
Not fake
you know an awful lot about this
Did mommy not give you enough attention?
Like dead or alive
Fuck it im swiping right on her
I'm just giving an educated guess
yea and you're emtional
Man everyone swipes to the good side on her
Never had tinder so idk
Right is good left is bad?
I think so
Right is good
Why tf would I get emotional over a kid on discord 💀
Layla finna get boned hard
im 20 lil rat
Someone did an experiment on tinder
Man either its a catfish thirst trap or real but gets thrist messages from everyone 24/7
Bro imagine you ask her for a titty job 💀
imagine not
Its a verified profile
Ur 20 and arguing with a 16 year old girl 💀 I see why you don't get bitches
On discord of all things
I wonder what dick size do I gotta be if I ask for a tittyjob
16? crazy
Good looking guy got 5 swipes, a “female” with the picture of a fan and an empty profile got 99+ swipes
Spongebob
Minecraft
Undertale
Animal crossing
alive 🥰
Im the one swipe she needs
Yerpp🗣🗣
Spongebob
Minecraft
Undertale
Animal crossing
I will send some of my people man we can kidnap him
Got a safe sound proof basement?
(optional)
Yeah that's some soundtracks I like
@ocean owl have u watched barbie
Yeah i saw it its crazy lol
Pretty epic if u ask me
dont care you're emtional
Spell it right
Society
Its some degenerate movie why would i watch it
Gen z feminist dream life put into a movie

maybe because of ryan gosling
yea fuck u @queen spoke
Im straight man
I liked it but the feminist was like to in my face about it
You feel better yet?
Braindead movie really
yesyesyesyesyes
I saw a comment that said “this movie feels more controversial to talk about than oppenheimer”
no
proof
Aww poor baby
lol
I think I'm going back to beat homeless people
Ik it's hard being so angry bc women don't like you
i wasnt cringe at ur age
i have gf
Hatw to break it to u buckoo but ur cringe rn now
Rn now
I got a foot cramp send help
I’m ngl
HAHHAHAHAH
you don't know the definition of cringe
Barbie was so mid
Man hahaha
When you said rn now i remembered the smh my head meme
God times were so degenerate then

cringe
/krinj/
have an inward feeling of acute embarrassment or awkwardness
Full of dogshit memes
There u go bud
Estonian pleb?
u still dont know the definition
estonian?
walking around with dont talk about womens hormones if you cant make that whore moan
Top 4 background albums
Spongebob
Minecraft
Undertale
Animal crossi
Then not
That's literally the definition of cringe 💀
nah u copy paste that
Yerppp 🗣🗣
Your name is a word in estonian
But idk how to explain it to you in english
that's cringe
Keep spamming that shit bookie i love seeing my study music in chat
stop it
Ohh hahah no its also dutch means dick lick
take ashwagandha
Really? Hahahah
Yea haha
Man in estonian its like lenghty or tall shaped
Tall shaped ?😂
Like ur really in ur feelings about this
not arguing u just getting bullied on Discord
cry more
emotional rat

mad? I'm eating my spaghetti
@ocean owl also I was wondering what parts I should get for a pc?
hello rex..
Somnus
ahem
pc with ur mommy money?
jods go back to your cave
I'm not drawing that for u
chat is weird rn
right away
miss you already!
dead
or alive
am i blocked yet?
RIP Harriet tubman
Yeah
Didn’t he do smthn recently
rot in hell
hm ok
ya fr lmao
But this time he was caught texting an actual minor
bro fell for it again
wait what another situation?
No u
Ugh
And they're working closely with police to it's highly likely he'll be arrested
Tuff
I don't remember how long ago it was but I think it's his most recent onr
go away
heyyyy 😋
Slop
Glob
Classic edp shenanigans
Oh my glob 
Hmm
What a little rascal he is

J o k e s, c o m e d y
shut up retard
dont care you're 16 4'1 bisexual
U could kill mine if you'd like
Plan on it
Or I could be Obama and bomb a child hospital or whatever it was
Bruh
I don't remember tbf
Real joker vibes
In minecraft*
It's called ignoring you pookie

Obama deez nuts
How do I fix foot cramps
Move it around a lot
Walk
I think imma sleep
gn dumbass
It's 2 30 am I got school tomorrow plus I've been up for a total of 23 hours
😐

👍

Oh no
oh no
Hey jade
jo i’ve grown up
but i’ve also improved with time
like really improved
no like queef wise
I HATE YOU
how did u fall for it 😭
I HAD HOPE
i’m sorry to hear 😔
would a voice message of my improvement help
I will run away for another two months
gubba
you’ll run away to admire my efforts? 🥰
This is very political
so special
jad how bad were you back in the day
Sleep
they’re a dramatic, i wasn’t bad
sleep jo
I'm craving cookies though
why people care
I’ve been craving a chocolate milkshake
go get cookies and sleep
I've got cookies bruv
Cum
I have chocolate milk
i make the best milkshakes icl
If I eat cookies, I won't sleep
drink choccy milk
chocolate milkshakes are the elixir of the gods
vanilla milkshake >>>>>>>
Holy fuck the traffic on the m5 today was mad
Chocolate milk and cookies
no
I wanted to die
strawberry milkshake >>>>>>>
Strawberry milkshake is godly
vanilla is too sweet
any milkshake but chocolate >>>>>
wtf
i hate nutella too
Cookie deillema
i don’t like Nutella
Bro what
valid
yea its too sweet
It’s too much
harry's right this time
I like a little wafer
stopped eatin that shi fast as i got older
everyone judges me for not liking nutella
I like it in small portions

ya those are good, but too sweet now
I see videos of people filling up pastries with Nutella and it's kinda gross
changing the hobby i see
armpits?
what are you talkin about 😭
ya no im good, thats diabetes speedrun
how is water on earth older than the sun
google it
Brain hurty
I think I'm gonna try alcoholism
It seems fun
dont care
But one prevailing theory says that water originated on our planet from ice specks floating in a cosmic cloud before our sun was set ablaze, more than 4.6 billion years ago. As much as half of all the water on Earth may have come from that interstellar gas according to astrophysicists' calculations.
👍
Don't care
Lol
🇮🇱
hm ok then
lol get em
Twas too easy

I NEED HIM RAHH
kys rat been saying this for the last 6hours
hm ok
goo luck fr fr
yoo gd what's good
just tuened in a quick paper
niice
some bullshit chek@ark made me turn it in at 12 am exact
guess what i found out
so now its late fuckin annoyiy
go on
my ex was cheating on me half of the time we were together
jesus im sorry to hear abt that man
yeeep
welcome to the gym
Honestly probably
You'll be alright m8
Tell her family
Nah ima ruin her relationship she in now
Atta boy
I did that and his grandma called me a fat pig outta nowhere when our relationship ended 2 years ago
Dam
fuck no brother i am a twiggy whiteboy
Hello my friends!
eat rice blud
tf nah i cook it 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
american can cooked?
i was thinking more sun fried but sure that too
ooof

hi jonni boi, wyd cutie
watching Sam's new video while having lunch
heading to the gym in a few
what u upto
Oh wait you speak English
just pondering life, found out my ex cheated on me shit hurts a lil but oh well
ah, thats tough. Well, "ex" for a reason so whatever they do thats on them
u focus on yourself and bettering your future
Hello people
hello there
anyway im boning her aunt now 
How are you?
oh...? thats nice 
have fun with that
corny
cant complain, how about you?
Tired of not having a gf. I went to the mall on my birthday to go get a new anime poster. And instead of feeling happy. I just felt mad jealous
I’ve never seen more couples in my life
Lol
life is more than just finding a partner and if that's what drives you then you wont be able to feel happiness ever
love cant be hunted / found. It just happens
Man if you cant make yourselves happy its a lost cause imo
also happy birthday!
Why depend on someone else to make you happy
Shit bro you are wise
- super anime fan afk now
Thank you

all the best out there
Nya
Calcium
Alright so. I don’t have a gf. I’m a virgin. And I just turned 20
Hey hey hey
Sup
Bruh
there isnt any requirement / need for you to lose your V card at a certain age
Skull issue
it can happen early in your life or in your late 20s or even later
💀
Women aren't real anyway

yeah just hire a hooker for the night
Bro is fr wise
I’m not real? :(
Are you a woman ?
Phew
Boys she’s not real
you trans
You’ll never know what I am
I do
(I’m a big muscly man)
The best kind 😈

Alright boys let’s get him 😏
(rip shirts)
No don’t get me tee hee
open yo mouth
😮
Dame De Ne
Loser!!!!!
Oh
Loser!!!
What are you guys trying to say
Oi dont include me in that
I’m realy fuckin wi guts by Olivia Rodrigo
😮
People are actually worried about being a virgin
Holy fuck thats so sad its unreal

Its so funny yet so sad
Beyond braindead
Hellurrrr
Why'd you reply to it again
He had an idea
I think hes just salty

Who worried bout that
Life gets better man
And Happy Birthday lil guy 🙏🙏
womp womp
Did you just say womp womp to a child with down syndrome
Very nice song you listening to
You're an exception
You'd get a compliment for that
Is that a good thing ?
Yeah basically i ordered things that they didnt have onhand
So they had to order those things outside of estonian stocks
And now they arrived to estonia
Small hope it might arrive tomorrow
But im also not going home this friday/weekend
It seems to me that they didnt take alot of time to bring from overseas
1 week
They have warehouses in latvia usually
Most estonian online stores do
Which is like not far at all
I bought the very last pq650m power supply
Got lucky with that
Soup
Stinky smelly
HELLO
how are yall
i had test so couldnt message for some days
MR PICKLE
@ocean owl how are u
good
Hi
season 4 of sex education is out 🙏
I hope mrs Granger tells us what a vajiner is
im hard
Hi
Shit show
Poor writing, bad acting, and a bad concept for a show overall
Do u remember
Season 4 of sex is out
They nerfed condoms
They were too effective
who even r u
Thats elite Unit 3650/
Cant you fucking read dipshit?
I'm going to kill everyone in my house
@gusty palm smartphOWNED
what :((
@gusty palm
@stuck harness hi pookie
@gusty palm shut up
:)
Fortnite
I’ll pookie inside your mouth stfu
hi anyone online
Nah
@stuck harness nipple burger
This tbh
so hows life
Ty
anybody gay here
Fly high little one fly high

Yo wassup guys
floor
Nah African American brother that’s to far
samesies<3
🤫
I hope you get Andrew tated
Get a BBL
wat
Great idea 💡💯😃
I hope you become lactose intolerant and then drink cum
me first X3
I already partake in the ladder
Shit
done
@wanton agate
Let's just keep it away from balcony
friend shaped

Hello my fellow subscribers
Deano the muckbanger here
Today we are going to be having a really really big food today
🍇
Not Biblically accurate
uh oh
Fe
some slowidk
🍇🍇🍇🍇
Uh
Why ping me
Fe my favourite element of the periodic table
I’m going to slow cook you
hot
You don’t know @wanton agate
where were you on Jan 6th? @ocean owl
Dude i was busy with business
I hate that guy
yeah fuck business
Bitch ass fella from the lego movie
Why are you asking anyway? Polish spy? Fucking sheep shagger man
Dude imagine i make contract with poland and they still on me
24/7
Hunting me down in discord now
Based world billionaire
Proof?
i made contract with "herpes"
Fuck kangaroo and send vid to prove you arent some polish hillbilly
google ol' mate hands
Bet I will
ok ^w^
yeah
🤓☝️
In 8k slow motion
did outside a maccas parking lot too
60fps
Bro ate to many grapes
Man my pc parts should arrive tomorrow
Been a while since ive been. How is everyone doing?
@wanton agate ur a lower life form fight me
Fingers crossed tbh
Who is he i want lore
my dad
Ur dad is a beast
Nice pic man that you?
No. A friend who found a kitten in his autobody shop.
you should kill and eat him
Remove the cats body
Lil man chillin
Fr.
Not for long
Ight. Yall have a good morning/evening/night.
NO
Gday 
i will NOT have a good morning/evening/night GRAAAAAAH
Anyone here a Roblox staff member?
yes
Actually yes
Unban me
Like legit
Wait ill try to remember what her new tag was
Nah im kidding I get unbanned in a day
get rebanned idiot 😎
@mortal mauve
Why play roblox when you can play battlefield 1 tbh
because the voices
I do play battlefield 1
Oh man i cant wait to test bf1 on my new pc




