general

[deft creek]

moon:

[normal tiger]

true

wsg mal

[deft creek]

all is great

wsp w u

[normal tiger]

im bored

[deft creek]

hi bored im icy malo

[normal tiger]

hi icy malo

[deft creek]

ice ice baby

thats my intro fr

[normal tiger]

[deft creek]

what song would be ur intro

if u had a show harry

[normal tiger]

hmmm

im sexy and i know it by pitbull

[deft creek]

awesome

[winter depot]

ello

[normal tiger]

so true

[fossil bluff]

Wait pitbull?

[normal tiger]

indeed

[thorny locust]

lol

[thorny locust]

holy shit good times

wait pitbull?? when

[normal tiger]

nvm i tripping

[thorny locust]

ya lmao

[normal tiger]

good sign to nap

[thorny locust]

LMFAO is the one that made sexy and i know it

[thorny locust]

wait what time is it for u

[normal tiger]

thats the one

[normal tiger]

7

[fossil bluff]

I was gonna say what timeline am I in if that was by pitbull

[tawdry apex]

IM LOOKIN FOR THE HOEEEESSS

[thorny locust]

pm?? i need specifics

[normal tiger]

go back to ur cave marie

am

[thorny locust]

or just tell me 24 hr time

bro nap wtf you mean

[thorny locust]

im blind

[normal tiger]

rip

[winter depot]

📸

[thorny locust]

yep

[tawdry apex]

no

[brazen grotto]

Hey cuties

[tawdry apex]

hi cosmo

[ocean owl]

Marie

Hi sucky

[thorny locust]

lol

[south frost]

Sometimes I really dislike white people... they can be just so white sometimes ya know?

[thorny locust]

shenanigan man

[south frost]

PICKLE

[ocean owl]

Good thing im black

[thorny locust]

real, also friendlyfire

[thorny locust]

real shit? nice

[ocean owl]

Heyo

[ocean owl]

No yes maybe

[south frost]

Lemme eat you pickle 🥒😂

[thorny locust]

lol

[ocean owl]

😟

[south frost]

Why concerned

I thought you liked me 😭

[ocean owl]

Man i have to wait an entire 14 days for my package to arrive

[south frost]

I told you to stop paying for mail order brides

[ocean owl]

They are cheap af ordered directly from turkey

[thorny locust]

interesting

[thorny locust]

dont worry about it and just wait

[ocean owl]

Greek ones are cheap too

[thorny locust]

like how time moves faster when u dont look at clock

[granite goblet]

Some cultures will pay you to marry their women

[fossil bluff]

Only way you'll ever get a woman

[granite goblet]

🔼

[gusty palm]

buh

[stuck harness]

guhhbb

[opaque tide]

what we up to ladies, gentlemen, and all others

[brazen grotto]

I'm pretty white but Marie's whiter so hate that white bitch not me you white bitch

[brazen grotto]

Whaddup hoe

[gusty palm]

why are men like this

[ancient hawk]

Teehee teehee

🫶

[stuck harness]

shut up retard

[ancient hawk]

PEPSIII

[stuck harness]

HARUNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ancient hawk]

Lets makeout

[deft creek]

thought i was feelin u?

[stuck harness]

teehee

[deft creek]

WOAH GUYS

[ancient hawk]

Teeheeteehee

[stuck harness]

finish the lyric

[ancient hawk]

SLOPPY TIME

[deft creek]

nah

[ancient hawk]

[deft creek]

u do it

[stuck harness]

who exactly, is a munch?

[deft creek]

me duh

[gusty palm]

all they do is wanna see tits and ass

theres no more "hello, hru?"

[lunar aurora]

What has become of ppl

[opaque tide]

this chat is

[stuck harness]

i dont wanna see tits and ass i wanna see cock and balls

[opaque tide]

something XD

[lunar aurora]

Cbt? Maybe

[lunar aurora]

Nah if you say this, some girls be insta blocking

Imma start saying, ayo I make 6 figure salary, what do you do?

[opaque tide]

it is saddening how well tha might work

[brazen grotto]

[tawdry apex]

GULP

[stuck harness]

mfs when drink

[gusty palm]

what the fuck ever

[gusty palm]

im blocking you

[tawdry apex]

me when i see leon

[tawdry apex]

what the fuck

banned

[stuck harness]

SORRRY

[real rover]

hola

[brazen grotto]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[tawdry apex]

STOP 😭😭 WHAT

[stuck harness]

IT WAS A MIS-INPUT

[tawdry apex]

dude i had an aneurysm trying to read this??

[real rover]

disgostang

[brazen grotto]

how is stating you had an aneurysm a question dipshit

[tawdry apex]

YOU CALM DOWN IT WAS A MIS-INPUT!!!

[tawdry apex]

cause i said so cunt

[brazen grotto]

stfu twatwaffle

[real rover]

maybe hes questing rality

[tawdry apex]

dont question me

[real rover]

twatwaffle

[tawdry apex]

idgaf

[brazen grotto]

maybe she has cooties

[real rover]

ewwwwww she has cootiesssss

[brazen grotto]

ewwwwwwww

[real rover]

grossss stay away from me

[tawdry apex]

ok uglies

wouldnt you like to know

🙄

[real rover]

no

[brazen grotto]

rather be ugly than have cooties

[real rover]

idek you

[gusty palm]

im so sad :((

[brazen grotto]

yk yes, yes i would like to know

[tawdry apex]

WHY KENZIE

[real rover]

honestly same

[brazen grotto]

me too bud

[tawdry apex]

LMAOOO 😭😭

[real rover]

marie has cootiesss

[tawdry apex]

nuh uh

[brazen grotto]

lol

[real rover]

🤮

[gusty palm]

ALL MEN WANT ARE TITS AND ASS

[tawdry apex]

bro

[gusty palm]

they domt even say hi or ask how u are

[tawdry apex]

trust me i am painfully aware rn

its the saddest thing ever

[gusty palm]

hate it

[real rover]

nah i just want tits you can keep the ass

[brazen grotto]

Nuh uh

[tawdry apex]

we have the most wholesome convo and suddenly i get a video of them jacking off!!

like wow!!

[normal tiger]

kids these days

[real rover]

real

kid?!?!?

[normal tiger]

I’m so sad I can’t find the receipt for my dry cleaning

[real rover]

bro is rich

[normal tiger]

truly an L start to the day

[brazen grotto]

wha

[real rover]

do they have a society in england

[fossil bluff]

Do they have people in england?

[brazen grotto]

all my homes hate engand

[real rover]

unfortunately yes they do

[rugged quail]

Good morning

[fossil bluff]

Engand

[tawdry apex]

men

[real rover]

me and the homies hate england

[brazen grotto]

clearly, i had something similar but she just sent me unsolicited nudes

and they weren't good nudes

[real rover]

can we justget rid of england

[brazen grotto]

shame

[tawdry apex]

NASTY

[real rover]

like just sink it into the abyss

[brazen grotto]

that bit was fat as hell 💀

[real rover]

what a shame rare L

[brazen grotto]

like big girls need love 2 but not thag wone

[tawdry apex]

LMAOOO

[gusty palm]

morning !!

[tawdry apex]

BRO WHAT 😭

[brazen grotto]

nuh uh i won't touch that hole not with a 2 or a 4 or a 10 foot pole

[real rover]

obese people need to not be delulu

like thats just a health problem at that point

[tawdry apex]

obeast

[brazen grotto]

Fr

Lmaoo

[rugged quail]

O beast city

[real rover]

mr obeast

[fossil bluff]

Is that his evil twin?

[rugged quail]

That’s his replacement

[brazen grotto]

i talked to 5 fat bitches before and she was 4 of them

[real rover]

imagine if mr beast was fat that would change up the dynamic of his videos by a lot

[fossil bluff]

[rugged quail]

Mayn

[real rover]

real (bro was prolly 4 people combined)

[rugged quail]

Finally woke up at a normal time (12:40 pm)

[brazen grotto]

Lmao she ate the other one

[normal tiger]

Yawn

[real rover]

lucky i wake up at 3

[rugged quail]

User her as a bouncy castle

[gusty palm]

guys i want him

[normal tiger]

Stfu

[rugged quail]

Hey Kenzie

[real rover]

bro is delulu

[rugged quail]

Nice knees

[stuck harness]

guys i want him

[real rover]

guys i want him

[normal tiger]

guys it’s time to touch grass

[real rover]

NUH UH

[gusty palm]

???

[real rover]

i want level 20

[gusty palm]

u havent seen my knees ???

[real rover]

then ill touch grass

[normal tiger]

me with 70

[brazen grotto]

i want to be happy

[normal tiger]

I want to break free

[real rover]

ew she showed her knees she needs to be crucifies

[brazen grotto]

but like that's ever gonna happen

[rugged quail]

Yeah all the fat is covering them

[normal tiger]

Cover deez

[real rover]

deez nutz

[gusty palm]

i hate you

[rugged quail]

ily2 🏂🥰

[real rover]

prolly true

[gusty palm]

ur literally obsessed wit me

[real rover]

ew

[gusty palm]

this guy just asked to see my tits, i told him to google boobs

[rugged quail]

Hey

[gusty palm]

what

[rugged quail]

Boobs?

[gusty palm]

google

[brazen grotto]

Boobs can't fix my depression

[woven nebula]

No shite

[brazen grotto]

Well they can but im too scared of women to even try and interact with them so

[woven nebula]

I don’t understand that

Men/boys either say that because they’re submissive, want attention, genuinely have social anxiety or some other reason I’m unaware of.

[south frost]

^

[woven nebula]

“I’m scared of women” has just never made sense to me.

[south frost]

Wow speaking some real shit here

[stuck harness]

im so scared of boobs that i love cock instead

@rugged quail hey

[south frost]

Ur like totally gorgeous btw @woven nebula

[woven nebula]

I hate that I can’t reply to texts here.

Like I actually have to reply “💀”

[woven nebula]

Thank you!

[stuck harness]

i burped

[woven nebula]

You are too if that’s yourself in your pfp!

[south frost]

Ty ❤️

[brazen grotto]

Oh no just social anxiety off the schnazz

[woven nebula]

I always get asked if it’s me in my pfp, like why would I take somebody else’s photo.

[south frost]

Fr tho

[normal tiger]

hello friends

[brazen grotto]

Lmfao people ask me that then insult me because I'm an ugly sonofabitch

[gusty palm]

so tired

[normal tiger]

sm rangas

[south frost]

Anywho I'ma take a fat dab than knock out gn ❤️ ur all amazing

[woven nebula]

Fair enough.

[normal tiger]

Gn mate

[woven nebula]

Appreciate it lmao, have a good one

[stuck harness]

nice win against brighton geeza

[normal tiger]

As far as showers go that was pretty mid

[stuck harness]

proper quality that

[rugged quail]

Mine is 2

[woven nebula]

Naur everyaurn is bearutifaur in thaur aurn wauer

[stuck harness]

its supposed to be 35 today and tomorrow too im gonna fucking NECK MYSELF

[south frost]

AT BK HAVE IT YOUR WAY

[brazen grotto]

i get it im from Cali but we don't talk like that

[woven nebula]

Like celsius?💀

[stuck harness]

yur

[normal tiger]

Yawn

[woven nebula]

I had no clue, I just think that type of speech is funny

[brazen grotto]

They told me I couldn't have 50 patties so that was a lie

[gusty palm]

goodnight guys

[brazen grotto]

Lmfao

[woven nebula]

Typing it out even funnier

[normal tiger]

Going to be around 15 here

[brazen grotto]

Ik jus fuxking with u

[woven nebula]

Night pookie bear

[normal tiger]

gn kenz

[fossil bluff]

Sleep well kenz

[gusty palm]

thx gang

kisses you passionately on the lips

[normal tiger]

stop saying gang you’re not 50

[woven nebula]

🤭🤪

[south frost]

Bro Ive had enough of the cops

[fossil bluff]

[south frost]

Had them called on me way more than Id like

[normal tiger]

Yawn

[brazen grotto]

Holup gonna go cop a 50c burger rq

[woven nebula]

Aur naur

We’ve got ourselves a rebel here

[brazen grotto]

Naurrr dude

[south frost]

I already have a misdemeanor on my record 😭 I just took the charge so I could get outta jail quicker fuck it

[brazen grotto]

Ruthless, my style as a juvenile, ran with a gang saying slang from the meanwhile

[woven nebula]

Y’all how friggen fake does my account seem on a scale of 1/10. I have no status, bio, attachments, nothing. I’m just Jayde with a pfp that seems like it’s from google.

[south frost]

Wangalang

[brazen grotto]

Every guy within a 4 mile radius "I can fix her"

[woven nebula]

What’d you do broski

[brazen grotto]

Like a sold 9

[normal tiger]

the real arc goes from I can fix her -> she can ruin me

[south frost]

I smacked my crybaby husband in self defense

[brazen grotto]

Oh dear god Harry u deviant

[south frost]

Already had someone tell me to ruin their life 😂😭

[woven nebula]

Beat that hoe /s

[brazen grotto]

Lmao beat me

[normal tiger]

A bit of a classic

[woven nebula]

You’re a solid nine baby

#rizz

[brazen grotto]

Dayum

I was taken aback by that lol its never happened before

[normal tiger]

go off

[south frost]

[woven nebula]

They call me the redzler

[brazen grotto]

Shit I'm boutta call u mine u keep flirting like that

[gray sun]

good afternoon pookies

[woven nebula]

Because of my hair, and because I make cheeks red. Not gonna say which ones.

[stuck harness]

ERIIIIIIII

[south frost]

Oh lawd I'm out

[brazen grotto]

pmao

[stuck harness]

i had some of the gummy worms today

[brazen grotto]

what is a man

[spice pebble]

i fuckin love gummy worms

[gray sun]

so ummy

you are so welcome for those

[woven nebula]

Don’t take me seriously y’all, I’m just silly goofy (retarded)

[woven nebula]

Hey pookie bum

[gray sun]

i accidentally locked myself out of the house

[spice pebble]

w

[woven nebula]

Imagine

[brazen grotto]

lmao

[spice pebble]

did u break in

[woven nebula]

Break a window

[stuck harness]

ive gotta work at fairfield tonight i wanna kms

[brazen grotto]

waking up at the same moment

[white rain]

how do i get camera perms

[gray sun]

roomie had to climb through the tiny bathroom window

[spice pebble]

do it then

[woven nebula]

🏃‍♀️💨

[white rain]

i lost my old account n dk how

[gray sun]

no way was i fitting through it with my jugs

[spice pebble]

lvl 30 or boost 🤓

[normal tiger]

heya Eric

[stuck harness]

I WILL

[normal tiger]

wag1 jods

[brazen grotto]

Damm that always happens oh well

[white rain]

LEVEL 30????

FUCK THAT

[spice pebble]

pls dont i was kidding u are so slay pussy girl boss

[spice pebble]

L

[woven nebula]

Nah I’m here for you bbg

[spice pebble]

u could have asked me to hold them for u 🙄

[normal tiger]

damn no one says hi no mo

[spice pebble]

what the fuck

[spice pebble]

hayyy

[woven nebula]

Whut did he say

[normal tiger]

please

[stuck harness]

dont even chat to me youve sent 10x as worse

[normal tiger]

Wsg

[spice pebble]

wha

[brazen grotto]

[spice pebble]

WHEN??

[normal tiger]

Might be time to exit

[stuck harness]

i dont wanna hear it

[woven nebula]

Wait you’re a woman

Lesbian?

[brazen grotto]

No

[normal tiger]

💀

[brazen grotto]

Lmao pranked

[normal tiger]

poor bloke

[woven nebula]

Nah I’m running back if you’re a woman

Men scare me lmao, now that right there is reasonable

[spice pebble]

how are u hearing it?...

[brazen grotto]

aw man everytime

[spice pebble]

am i in ur head..

[stuck harness]

i wish

[spice pebble]

shiii

[woven nebula]

Why does your status/bio thing say sexiest lesbian. I’m so confused

[stuck harness]

get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head

[spice pebble]

bites lip emoji

[mighty fractal]

pull your pants down

[brazen grotto]

My friends older brother called me that once, so inside joke

[woven nebula]

You have a renaissance nose. That’s a good thing.

[spice pebble]

no my balls are small

[stuck harness]

ill take it

[normal tiger]

Jai is good looking

[spice pebble]

she said u look like a horse 💔

[normal tiger]

thankfully bro is gay

[stuck harness]

jean from aot moment

[gray sun]

jai is so babygirl coded

[spice pebble]

no cause he is so fine

jai is v girly pop

[stuck harness]

IM SO FINE FYM

[normal tiger]

yawn

[woven nebula]

Oh I see lmao 🏃‍♀️💨

[brazen grotto]

im so fine fym? (I am not)

[woven nebula]

Who is Jai y’all

[spice pebble]

idk

[normal tiger]

Jai is wepsi

[brazen grotto]

man everytime, oh well

[woven nebula]

You ain’t getting no bitches with that attitude lil dude

[spice pebble]

god irish spring soap has me curling my fucking toes man

[woven nebula]

I used two negatives but idc

[spice pebble]

it smells so good

i will eat it

[brazen grotto]

lol ive only ever been abused by women, coincidence i think not, so why tf else u think i don't talk to hoes

[spice pebble]

no

[normal tiger]

mice rank

[stuck harness]

ME

caps oops

[brazen grotto]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[stuck harness]

and i oop sksksksksksksk

[jovial bramble]

mice are stinky fr

[brazen grotto]

oh dear god fuck u

[spice pebble]

sometimes

[normal tiger]

This sentence hurt my brain

[woven nebula]

That’s fair, I apologize.

[normal tiger]

Am I stupid

[spice pebble]

yes

[brazen grotto]

Could be

[woven nebula]

Good hoes (lovely women) exist out there, you’ll find one.

[normal tiger]

nice mice

[spice pebble]

boats and hoes

[brazen grotto]

I'm sure, my ex was not it tho

[normal tiger]

I might just be sleep deprived but I have no idea what you said here

[woven nebula]

clink clink clink

[brazen grotto]

Lmao I don't either

[spice pebble]

harry its like ur pfp but in words

[normal tiger]

thank god

you guys gave such normal reactions I thought I was tripping

[spice pebble]

😭😭

[woven nebula]

I bet. Neither was mine.

[brazen grotto]

Urs threaten to kill themselves several times to ur friends?

[normal tiger]

jods i start uni soon

[woven nebula]

Yeah ngl my perfectionism ain’t liking that pfp big man

[spice pebble]

how fun

for why

[brazen grotto]

rather

[normal tiger]

it’s incredible

[spice pebble]

i dont like being called big man. pls call me big balled from now on

[normal tiger]

oh I thought I was the big man

unlucky

[spice pebble]

ur a small little man

[normal tiger]

no

[stuck harness]

we like to drink with harry cause harry is our mate

[spice pebble]

yup

[woven nebula]

We’re not comparing here, comparing does no good. Though empathy and sympathy do. And no, my ex didn’t threaten to kill themselves to my friends. Just to me.

[normal tiger]

REAL

[stuck harness]

and when we drink with harry he gets it down in 8

[normal tiger]

what’re we drinking tonight

[brazen grotto]

Ah mine did both

[stuck harness]

probably a couple of red bulls i cant lie

i got work soon

[spice pebble]

try some water!!!

[woven nebula]

Naurt yaur sillay gaurse

[brazen grotto]

womp womp

[normal tiger]

Celsius

[woven nebula]

I hope you’re better now.

[normal tiger]

Water doesn’t give you wings

[spice pebble]

i hate british "australians"

[normal tiger]

Silly jods

[brazen grotto]

Ehhhh

[woven nebula]

Maybe they hate you too.

[brazen grotto]

Better than before

[normal tiger]

oh naur

[spice pebble]

GOOD

[woven nebula]

🤪

[spice pebble]

hes so bad at chess

[woven nebula]

That’s better than not better at all.

[stuck harness]

RIGHT FUCK OFF

[brazen grotto]

Tehehe im so quirky

[spice pebble]

i pity him

[brazen grotto]

True dat

[normal tiger]

Who

[stuck harness]

jobie chess?

:3

[spice pebble]

baldurs gate BAYBEE

[stuck harness]

im gonna sob

[normal tiger]

17k more

[spice pebble]

pls send it to me in a cute little jar

[brazen grotto]

kasquigqie

oh no not the jar

[normal tiger]

no

[fossil bluff]

[normal tiger]

Halloween costume

[brazen grotto]

Lmfaoo

Naurrrr dude

[spice pebble]

no but im going through a crisis rn

[woven nebula]

I’m going to sleep. Goodnight pookies.

[brazen grotto]

Kk

[normal tiger]

Gn mate

[woven nebula]

I’m not a bot I promise.

[stuck harness]

shes going through a crisis (gay thoughts)

[fossil bluff]

Pinky promise?

[normal tiger]

All the Americans slowly sleeping

[woven nebula]

Both fingers and toes for you darling

[normal tiger]

Do a captcha

[fossil bluff]

Omg stop

[stuck harness]

whos idea was it for me to start work at 9pm tonight im fuckin fuming

[woven nebula]

😊😙😜

Anyway, you’re distracting me pookie.

[spice pebble]

ive been getting d&d race vids lately and like "what ur bg3 or d&d race says about u" and all of the tiefling ones are "ur straight but cant stay straight"

[normal tiger]

Mine mbad

[spice pebble]

i am struggling

[normal tiger]

Jods you’re clearly gay

[spice pebble]

IM NOT

[stuck harness]

twat

[fossil bluff]

Here's a goodnight kiss

[spice pebble]

I LOVE MEN

[normal tiger]

sure sure

[brazen grotto]

Lmao I looked at memes for 30a tf happened

[woven nebula]

Have a good rest of your whatevers, toodleloo

[stuck harness]

OH BUT WHEN I SAY IT

[spice pebble]

but girly men in a not yucky way🤤🤤

[stuck harness]

hi

[normal tiger]

jods there’s a reason everyone thinks you’re a man when they first talk to you

[spice pebble]

this is because ur clearly gay🤨

ur a man lover just like me

[stuck harness]

YOUR MOTHER

[spice pebble]

wow

[normal tiger]

Are you not gay jai

[spice pebble]

not cool

[stuck harness]

well technically 🤓 ☝️

[brazen grotto]

What would the Romans do?

[sour rampart]

-_- hu

[bitter cloud]

Decently priced

[normal tiger]

Invade

[spice pebble]

please switch the hand to the other side

[brazen grotto]

U right

[stuck harness]

please die

[spice pebble]

no

[brazen grotto]

9/11 is pretty interesting

[spice pebble]

u cant have a fucking left hand on the right side of the emoji

[brazen grotto]

I've got a nice jar for you

[stuck harness]

yes i can

[spice pebble]

god everyday u piss me off by ur little british moments jai

[sour rampart]

bruh

[stuck harness]

IM NJOT BRITISH

[normal tiger]

jai is Aussie

[spice pebble]

yes u are

u prove it CONSTANTLY

[normal tiger]

Prove deez

[brazen grotto]

La di da di da

Anatolia is mid as fuck

[sour rampart]

tea is not a option but to day it is

[brazen grotto]

Balkans better

[rough solar]

COSMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@brazen grotto

[brazen grotto]

Whassup bbg

[rough solar]

how are u

[brazen grotto]

good

[rough solar]

how is ur life going

[brazen grotto]

it's aight

should prolly go to bed cause i have a lecture at 8 lol

[rough solar]

mine ones not that good i have 10 chapters in syllabus of history

and test is tomorrow

[brazen grotto]

ohp welp ur boned

[rough solar]

nah our country has big ass histories

[brazen grotto]

I have to do 10hrs of my keyboard course this week and some other shit

Uh yuh you've been inhabited for a good 2000yrs

[rough solar]

well ur country that is america wont have that much of history

[brazen grotto]

ehhhg

but in the 244 yrs we've been around we've done alot everywhere

[rough solar]

yah our history is 10,000 years old

and we have the oldest language

[brazen grotto]

lmao

[rough solar]

and the first religion

[brazen grotto]

something like that

[rough solar]

so i have to learn what has happend in india since 10,000 years before

[brazen grotto]

am i thinking of ancient sandskrit or summer?

[rough solar]

yes sanskrit

[brazen grotto]

wasn't that like Mesopotamian origin or was it Indus valley

[rough solar]

U are right gentleman

[brazen grotto]

Uhhhh

[rough solar]

indus valley it is

[brazen grotto]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[rough solar]

sorry?

[normal tiger]

Indus Valley was sick

[brazen grotto]

Lmao

Ye fr tho

[normal tiger]

too bad we can’t decipher the script

[rough solar]

yes

[normal tiger]

need a Rosetta Stone ong

[brazen grotto]

Rosetta stone wasnt that cool

[normal tiger]

it’s very useful

to have the same thing in multiple languages

[rough solar]

not that much

see egyptian civilisation already has too much myths

[normal tiger]

bruh

[rough solar]

and it is very hard to understand which one is correct

[normal tiger]

didn’t we use the stone to translate hieroglyphs

[rough solar]

yes we did but we still do not understand everything about them and about those myths

[brazen grotto]

yea

[normal tiger]

Fair but atleast we get that language

[rough solar]

2 or 3 small pics of ufos dont actually satisfy egyptian civilisation being alien visited

[normal tiger]

cant say that for Indus

[brazen grotto]

just nuke Egypt, let them have 3 suns like the good old days

[rough solar]

we need more proof of ufos to confirm that egypt was visited by aliens

[normal tiger]

Where ufos come from bro

[brazen grotto]

what would the British eq of 9/11 be

[rough solar]

in hieroglyphics there are some symbols similar to ufo

[normal tiger]

London bridge

is falling down

[rough solar]

yes it is

[brazen grotto]

Nah but what would the targets be

[rough solar]

and sea level is rising

[brazen grotto]

Haha funny

[rough solar]

bridges are falling seas are rising

the people are becoming ready for the great uprising

BEHOLD WW3

where food and shelter will not be free

[brazen grotto]

ehhh

it already isnt

[rough solar]

my poem is so bad

rhyming is so non creative

but i have a good poem of russia

[brazen grotto]

i have a great poem

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[rough solar]

Russia is my country
All russians are my step brothers and step sisters
I love my Russia
And i am proud of its
Rich and varied weaponry

How about this one?

rate it form one to 10

Cosmo come back form the cosmos

and rate this

' __ '

[normal tiger]

alas London bridge is over a river

[rough solar]

well seas are rising also means the waters are rising

bridges are falling waters are rising

people are thriving but they will not anymore

[fossil bluff]

London Bridge is falling down

[rough solar]

and u are becoming a clown

Now go back to ur home town

[tawdry apex]

giggling

[winter heath]

[normal tiger]

yawn

[rough solar]

nah those are in ur mouth

[fossil bluff]

Giggling and twirling my pubic hair

[rough solar]

check ur mouth u might find it

[tawdry apex]

guys im almost 20 what the flip

[real rover]

hola

[real rover]

such a baby

[jolly fulcrum]

🤯 holy smokes

[normal tiger]

double digits

[tawdry apex]

im literally a baby but also no longer a teenager..

NO MORE TEENS...

[winter heath]

🤓

[normal tiger]

Imagine being a teen

Tbh turning 20 feels good

[tawdry apex]

im scared harry

LMAO

[real rover]

what is this supposed to mean😭

[normal tiger]

Do you go to uni

[tawdry apex]

i dont wanna grow up 😭😭

[tawdry apex]

it means i will never have "teen" in my age ever again

[real rover]

you’re almost halfway in your grave

[normal tiger]

19 was a weird age

[tawdry apex]

not yet but soon

[normal tiger]

20 feels young

[tawdry apex]

its literally so awkward

[real rover]

oh ok that makes more sense

[rugged quail]

How do I crack my back on my own

[normal tiger]

Awesome

I don’t think you’ll feel old until after you graduate

[tawdry apex]

have you done the sitting twisty thing

[jolly fulcrum]

wdym by that?

[real rover]

awesome sauce

[tawdry apex]

idk how describe it

[normal tiger]

Mid 20s it’ll probably hit

[rugged quail]

Yeah I know the sitting twisty thing

🙄

[normal tiger]

Move your lower and upper half in different directions

[tawdry apex]

thats what i can do

[rugged quail]

Cracked my knee doing that

[normal tiger]

you’re old main

[rugged quail]

U r literally older than me

[normal tiger]

dammit

[tawdry apex]

OK ILL SITTING TWISTY YOUR THING SHUT UP 😐

[normal tiger]

stay flexy

[tawdry apex]

over it

ungrateful hoes

[rugged quail]

How is he so flexible

[normal tiger]

do you know who I got that from

[rugged quail]

Omg thanks u r the best

[rough solar]

who and what is flexible?

[tawdry apex]

ur welcome

[rugged quail]

I’m pretty flexible

[normal tiger]

I just want a nice massage on my neck and traps

[tawdry apex]

idk main i'll stand on your back

[rugged quail]

That would be nice

[rough solar]

like my....

[normal tiger]

my dad used to make us do this when we were kids

[rugged quail]

But I think that will do more than cracking my back

[normal tiger]

walk up and down his back

[rugged quail]

Same

[normal tiger]

smh

[tawdry apex]

yeah

[rugged quail]

I used to do it in his legs

[tawdry apex]

yeah say goodbye to your vertebraes main

shattered

[rugged quail]

I’ll give u a piggy back ride

(We both will die)

[normal tiger]

A massage is nice in theory

but when I got one it was mad awkward

[tawdry apex]

like i said we both gonna eat shit 😭

i love massages

[rugged quail]

We will be missing our jaws

[tawdry apex]

literally LOL

[normal tiger]

I wish it was upper body only

when he got to my legs I was so jumpy

[rugged quail]

Did u get a boner

[normal tiger]

no

You know the weird tingle you get when someone touches your inner thigh

The ball retractor

[tawdry apex]

im ticklish so whoever massages me should tread lightly

[rugged quail]

Yeah

I’m ticklish too I can tickle myself

[fossil bluff]

Go to a masseuse like "watch it mister"

[normal tiger]

yeah that kept going off it was unpleasant

[tawdry apex]

LITERALLY LMFAO

[rugged quail]

Mister leave my penis alone

[normal tiger]

self sufficient

[tawdry apex]

im giggling

[normal tiger]

but a nice back massage would be enjoyable

I saw a reel of someone getting a face massage but the dude stuck his hand inside her mouth

[rugged quail]

Instead of walking turn into a ball n start rolling on my back

[fossil bluff]

My sides are so bad I'd be leaping off the table at a back massage

[normal tiger]

Rolling pin

[tawdry apex]

SAME

that and my legs

and my neck

ok everything except my feet honestly

[rugged quail]

Gotta put a pillow on my back when I’m sleeping

[tawdry apex]

thats a good thing

sleel posture goes crazy!!

sleep**

[rugged quail]

I got 4 pillows and 1 is always on the ground

[real rover]

what does having a pillow underneath the lower back mean for women

[fossil bluff]

People touching my neck got me like

[tawdry apex]

me when i wake up and my plushie is on the ground

[real rover]

does every discord mod have plushies

[tawdry apex]

better angle for getting fucked

[real rover]

is it more stimulant for women

[tawdry apex]

its better when it goes straight in and out than when its from above cause its at a weird angle

[tawdry apex]

its better for sure

[rugged quail]

Put the pillow between the walls and bed frame

[real rover]

i didnt think youd be so open about most women are surprised when i even know that

[real rover]

i did that and it pushed my bed farther away from the wall😭

[tawdry apex]

idk talking about sex isnt weird to me

[real rover]

me neither

[rugged quail]

Marie what is sex

[real rover]

i think its pretty normal for me atp

[tawdry apex]

penis in vagina

[rugged quail]

Why does my passport say it’s male

[tawdry apex]

what 😟

[rugged quail]

R u lying 🙄

[real rover]

dude no way

i thought that was a myth

(ive never touched grass before)

[tawdry apex]

you should consider touching grass

[real rover]

maybe i should

you never know

[gray sun]

i have nothing to do for once

cant wait for summer i can read books i actually enjoy again

[real rover]

i feel thats a good way to show you have veins is to show your hand touching grass

[rugged quail]

Summer in December

[real rover]

oh yah i forgot you asutralians are upside down people

[gray sun]

me fr

[tawdry apex]

i love fall

[real rover]

same

[gray sun]

halloween in spring

christmas in summer

[real rover]

especially at a college campus

[real rover]

that is so backwards

[gray sun]

used to it

[rugged quail]

Christmas bbq sounds awesome tho

[gray sun]

it was 35 degrees today i almost died

[gray sun]

my favourite part

the one time a year i eat ham

[tawdry apex]

im used to there being like 4 feet of snow on christmas

a summer christmas is so foreign sounding 💀

[gray sun]

i want a snowy christmas

i want snow period

[real rover]

i cant remember the last time I've seen a white christmas other than last year

[brazen grotto]

Hey cuties

[real rover]

no u

[brazen grotto]

I'm white so every Christmas is a white Christmas

[rugged quail]

I need to take the wok to Poland

[real rover]

you dont get snow in genersl?

[real rover]

NO DONT DO IT

[gray sun]

in some places

[brazen grotto]

Last time I had a white Christmas was the one I spent in az

[gray sun]

but nowhere near me

[tawdry apex]

i widewawwy gonna pass out

[real rover]

oh i thought it snowed everwhere on the coast

[brazen grotto]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[gray sun]

no way

it snows up in the mountains

[rugged quail]

U r so me

[real rover]

widawwwyyyy nuh uh

[gray sun]

like 5 hours away from me

[tawdry apex]

no

[real rover]

i forgot you guys have mountains

[gray sun]

and it snowed in tassie last year i think

[tawdry apex]

i couldnt imagine living somewhere that doesnt have mountains

[real rover]

you literally have the most diverse geographical range

[tawdry apex]

thats so fuckin weird

[rugged quail]

U live in the mountains?

[gray sun]

we got everything fr

[tawdry apex]

yes

[rugged quail]

Bro is safe from flooding

[brazen grotto]

i live near everything

Forrest mountains valleys coast desert

It's fuckin all here

Cept rain foresg

[real rover]

theres just a lot of trees where i lives

[brazen grotto]

We too north

Minecrafy won't add inches to your cock

[tawdry apex]

should i fall asleep to 2010 songs again

[real rover]

bro listening to katie perry

[brazen grotto]

No 2013, it was just gta5s 10th bday

[real rover]

bro listening to taylor swift and will i am

we never getting gta 6 atp

[tawdry apex]

kesha bro

all of it

2010-2014

yes

[real rover]

i used to listen to kesha constantly

i had beiber fever

[tawdry apex]

anyway i went through a shit ton of songs when i was listening to them with main

[real rover]

i was a belieber when i was like 7

[rugged quail]

I need to do things today but I’m so lazy

[tawdry apex]

real

i liked justin bieber when i was a kiddo

[real rover]

i need to do things and be an adult but i live near nothing

i hate justin bieber now

[tawdry apex]

yeah hes a bit much now 💀

[real rover]

i only listen to rap now tho💀

[tawdry apex]

i listen to everything except country

well

ill get down to some country

[rugged quail]

I mostly listen to r&b n indie pop

[real rover]

i dont really listen to country that much

[stuck harness]

NYAAAA~~~ skskssksksks ✨ UwU

[rugged quail]

I will end ur dynasty

[real rover]

mental illness fr

[stuck harness]

sorry daddy

[real rover]

wtf

[jovial bramble]

girly

too much for today, Ok?

[rugged quail]

Poop

[jovial bramble]

main

[real rover]

ew

[jovial bramble]

main main main

[rugged quail]

Hi

[jovial bramble]

hey main

guess what i’m eating aha

[rugged quail]

Banaba

[jovial bramble]

!!!

[real rover]

i am going to sink the entirety of the uk

[winter depot]

GL

[stuck harness]

im losing it

send help

MEOW

[brazen grotto]

Holy shit u look like u did meth

[tawdry apex]

what

who

why

ME??

WHAT MY SNAP STORY??

@brazen grotto

[brazen grotto]

tehehe

[tawdry apex]

killing myself

[brazen grotto]

yes ur snap story bbg

Omg ur gon love this

The chick that friend zoned me called me saying she missed my voice

[tawdry apex]

good for you 🗣

[brazen grotto]

i told her too damn bad

[tawdry apex]

LMAOO

[sonic root]

LMAO

[rugged quail]

Nvm chat is dead

[stuck harness]

Dw I'm back

What's good ganh

[red bronze]

another daya

another workout

[jaunty ingot]

[red bronze]

so true

[brazen grotto]

Hey cuties

[brazen grotto]

Stylin

[broken ridge]

Ik you are cutie

[brazen grotto]

Nuh uh big boy

[sly badger]

🦅 🍌 🔥

[brazen grotto]

wha

Is that a reference to American banana farms in Central America and their revolts

[sly badger]

sure

[rugged quail]

Got my hair fucked up 🔥

[sly badger]

time to go bald 😮

[sharp anchor]

@unborn agate

[unborn agate]

what

what is it woman!

[sharp anchor]

mami i threw up

am sick

help

[unborn agate]

oh uh

just dont throw up

[sharp anchor]

oh

ok

thanks i’m cured

[unborn agate]

take something sweet

if you still feel nauseous

[sharp anchor]

mm i wish i had strawberries

very sweet

[unborn agate]

they taste tangy asl

[jaunty saddle]

@haughty wadi how u doing?

[bitter cloud]

Walking to the library with a cup of coffee and infront of a chick that also has cup of coffee, security guard prohibits me from entering the library and lets the chick in

[rugged quail]

Struggling in the toilet once more

[bitter cloud]

All my intrusive thoughts told me to threw the cup at his ass

[brazen grotto]

all my intrusive thoughts say drive to jack n the box and get a breakfast burrito

atleast rn

[rugged quail]

Make ur own burrito

[brazen grotto]

normally it's either suicide or genocide

[rugged quail]

Not that hard

[bitter cloud]

Arson

[brazen grotto]

Fair enough I do got eggs and chorizo

But I don't have any cheese or sour cream :(

[rugged quail]

Compromise

[bitter cloud]

Eazy
Extract your cheese from some expired milk if you have

[rugged quail]

I don’t think that’s how cheese is made

[brazen grotto]

shoot up the school down the street u right

[bitter cloud]

The french way

[rugged quail]

Fuck the haters always have some pre shredded cheese

[brazen grotto]

Ew I hate the french

[bitter cloud]

Guess what

[brazen grotto]

Exactomundo

Whut bean

[bitter cloud]

Banned

[brazen grotto]

Nuh uh

[bitter cloud]

The french flag is red, white and blue

[brazen grotto]

and

[sly badger]

thought it was white

[brazen grotto]

compa no

it smells like surrender but it blankets itself in the colors of democracy

[sly badger]

🏳️

[granite goblet]

A woman giving birth to triplets without epidural just might relate to the pain of a man who has a flu

Or a stomach ache

[bitter cloud]

Fr

[rugged quail]

Women don’t feel pain anyways

[spice pebble]

WOMEN ARE THE PAIN GRAHHHH

oh shit my fault

[sly badger]

real

[native talon]

@bright radish why

[brazen grotto]

My anaconda dont

[red bronze]

[spice pebble]

ok L

[cyan kindle]

women are cute kinda ngl but thats just me

[junior gorge]

Stinky smelly

[proud sandal]

big fan of them

[junior gorge]

Women don’t exist

Y’all livin in a fantasy world

It’s only dudes and fem boys

[silk folio]

🙃 work again

[slim swift]

Hello

[stoic furnace]

What is a woman

[drowsy mason]

Gang

[rugged quail]

Nah the barber fucked me up

It’s over

[scenic stump]

i want

to shoot people

[desert steeple]

okay

[bleak fjord]

Good morning gamers

[stuck harness]

Real

[jovial bramble]

prayers for u little shawty

[molten arrow]

what...what is a woman

[desert steeple]

idk are they real

[sonic root]

hell yeah

[drowsy mason]

Bro is devastated 🙏💀

[mortal mauve]

buh

[rugged quail]

Perplexed

[ashen fractal]

well

a morning of under age boys sending nudes to each other.

shamzwow

[rugged quail]

😭

[haughty wadi]

@ancient hawk help me

[rugged quail]

Needs thots n prayers