general

[ionic aspen]

Ohhh

Behehe

[normal tiger]

wsg

[ionic aspen]

👀

[thorny locust]

lol

[fallow oar]

@normal tiger

[normal tiger]

wsg

[fallow oar]

[thorny locust]

suh

[tawdry apex]

GODDDDDDDDUUHHH

🗣🗣🗣

ginger im sorry

please ignore me while i lose my mind until it comes back

[thorny locust]

lmaooo

[tawdry apex]

god i swear im gonna fall out of the psychosis and then im gonna regret my entire life during this phase

[thorny locust]

silly fella

[tawdry apex]

im sooo silly ngl

[grand cedar]

did someone SAY SYL

silly syl!

[proud glen]

YSL

SLATT

[tawdry apex]

kys <3

IM KIDDING IM SORRY

[grand cedar]

Man..

u spelled kiss wrong

[thorny locust]

lol

[jaunty ferry]

Oh

[dusk bluff]

I just found out that hamsters are known to have human sexual fantasies

[keen pewter]

Who are u

[dusk bluff]

A bully tbh

Not me

Them

[thorny locust]

what

[dusk bluff]

You looking a lot like a hamster rn

[gusty palm]

pls

[rugged quail]

Not after what u did yesterday mrs distribution

[stuck harness]

@gusty palm

Kensee

[gusty palm]

OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT

[drowsy mason]

Holy shit i love pussy

[gusty palm]

ill just kms, don't even worry abt it guys

[stuck harness]

Why

[gusty palm]

so real for that mac ngl

[drowsy mason]

Its great

[rugged quail]

In what style

[gusty palm]

what

probably the dead one??? idk man

[drowsy mason]

Kenzie just slurred at me with 3 different slurs

[rugged quail]

Like what’s ur preferred way

[drowsy mason]

😨

[gusty palm]

real

[thorny locust]

plauss

[gusty palm]

suffocated with sumthn in my mouf

[stuck harness]

Kenzie quick what's 6/2(1+2)

[rugged quail]

Cumrag

[drowsy mason]

9!

[rugged quail]

💀

[drowsy mason]

Oops

[gusty palm]

9?

[grand cedar]

I'm lurking chat just remember that

[gusty palm]

hi syl kitten 💅🥺

[grand cedar]

OMG NYAAAAA

🥺💅

[stuck harness]

._.

[drowsy mason]

Kenzie what is the square root of 144

[stuck harness]

CYLINDER

[gusty palm]

12

[stuck harness]

Bro googled it😭😭

[drowsy mason]

U defo looked it up

[rugged quail]

fs

[gusty palm]

no i was on roblox, mb

[rugged quail]

she forgot the distribution

[gusty palm]

robocks

[gusty palm]

KYS FAT HOE

[stuck harness]

Genuinely might be top 10 funniest moments I've ever seen on discord

[rugged quail]

mac did u see her maths yesterday

[gusty palm]

it wasn't remotely funny at all

[rugged quail]

it was extremely hilarious

[gusty palm]

foo fighters

[rugged quail]

marie got like 102 💀

[stuck harness]

poo fighters

[gusty palm]

die

[stuck harness]

Ily

[gusty palm]

ok bubs

[stuck harness]

Bjtch

[gusty palm]

DUDE this kindergarten boy today came up to me in class and grabbed my leg and told me he loved me :(((

naur

[stuck harness]

woah man

That's sus⁉️⁉️

[rugged quail]

He saw the bruise

[gusty palm]

he's got something going on that day i believe, just bad timing

[thorny locust]

hm ok then

[gusty palm]

this kids literally 5, ur a weirdo dude

[rugged quail]

I can beat up a 5 yr old easily

Gg no re taking out my competition

[gusty palm]

that's just not the point main 😭

[rugged quail]

Taking out my competitors like big corpo

[gusty palm]

bro

[drowsy mason]

I did not

Was is that bad

Nah that is crazy💀

[dusk bluff]

Crazy?

[scenic stump]

No

[dusk bluff]

Ahhh

[thorny locust]

i was not crazy once

[dusk bluff]

Nice

Me too

[gusty palm]

no it wasn't bad.

[dusk bluff]

In the corpse bride he shoulda stayed with the victoria

[rugged quail]

its ok kenzie

[drowsy mason]

Oh it wasn’t bad alright

It was horrible

[dusk bluff]

Just realized

[gusty palm]

this is so not okay

[gusty palm]

we're breaking up

[drowsy mason]

Break up szn 😨

[drowsy mason]

Stop lying to urself

[thorny locust]

lol

[stuck harness]

You said it ⁉️⁉️

[gusty palm]

getting out of this toxic relationship 🙄

[gusty palm]

it's a literal child bruh 😭

[drowsy mason]

Same time next week?

See you there

[gusty palm]

shut up

[stuck harness]

EXACTLY

[gusty palm]

i hate u

[drowsy mason]

🤪

[gusty palm]

shut

[stuck harness]

Garbif

Garlic phonb

@gusty palm garmic

[rugged quail]

nau

[stuck harness]

@rugged quail garcic

[rugged quail]

im gonna eat a breakfast croissant

[drowsy mason]

Bless

[gusty palm]

r we playing

[rugged quail]

u should play cool math games

[gusty palm]

i love cool math

[ionic aspen]

Huh

[drowsy mason]

Cool meth

[tawdry apex]

NO 😟

[ionic aspen]

Asscooch

[gusty palm]

pov: my dad lol

[drowsy mason]

Ermm

Moving on

[gusty palm]

ok wow

[sharp turret]

ugh

[gusty palm]

ignore my pain, it's fine

[sharp turret]

i am

[gusty palm]

hi chair

[sharp turret]

hello kenz

[gusty palm]

hru man

[sharp turret]

sleepy

mentally tired

need boob

[gusty palm]

me fr ngl

[sharp turret]

yea

[drowsy mason]

“Ignore my pain” mf shut yo edgy ass up

[gusty palm]

DIEDIEDEIDEIIIEEE

[thorny locust]

lmaoo rip

[drowsy mason]

Gonna bruise something else if u keep acting up

[gusty palm]

no comment

[merry tusk]

[fresh peak]

Honestly crazy

[sharp anchor]

alloooo

@gusty palm dude

insta is not letting me follow u

every time i press follow

[gusty palm]

that's weird pookie pie

[sharp anchor]

it refreshes after a few seconds and i’m unfollowing again

[fresh peak]

My man Just ate a piece of paper

[gusty palm]

it says ur following me ???

[fresh peak]

He’s still chewing on it

What the fuck is wrong with him

Take that outta ur fuckin mouth cunt

[bleak fjord]

im absorbing the knowledge

[fresh peak]

You’ll be absorbing this fist if u don’t take it out

The audacity.

[heady lotus]

Hello

[heady lotus]

That’s not very nice

[fresh peak]

Ur right

[heady lotus]

Yeah

[fresh peak]

I’m not nice

[heady lotus]

???

There was someone sleeping in a vc one time btw

[normal tiger]

yawn

[fresh peak]

Right

[normal tiger]

wsg gamers

[fresh peak]

That happens

[heady lotus]

I’m live

[fresh peak]

Hi Harry

[normal tiger]

wag1 my dudes

[heady lotus]

Hello Prince @normal tiger

[fresh peak]

Just ft with my hoe

[normal tiger]

hello

[normal tiger]

how's thiccy

[heady lotus]

Ok

[sharp turret]

yawn

[fresh peak]

He’s good. A little mentally tired from studying but good

[normal tiger]

what's he studying

[fresh peak]

Math and English

Getting his generals done

So proud of him

[sharp turret]

hello lyds

[normal tiger]

wait which year uni is he

[stuck harness]

HELP

[normal tiger]

what's up jai

[thorny locust]

damn

[shrewd sonnet]

Howdy

[random dagger]

Sigh

[ionic aspen]

Mfs getting down dirty bruh

I need a cleanse

[drowsy mason]

Nah deadass

[brazen grotto]

GUYTH

[ionic aspen]

Someone please cleanse me

[brazen grotto]

I bought a rug

[random dagger]

Oop

[shrewd sonnet]

Ooga booga

[brazen grotto]

I'm proud of myself

[normal tiger]

sigh

[random dagger]

Sigh

Harry take off your pants

[normal tiger]

jah bend over

[gusty palm]

cum

[brazen grotto]

uhoh

yes brickyard

[thorny locust]

college is hard help

[stuck harness]

The sky🤣🤣🤣

[brazen grotto]

hell yea brother

[normal tiger]

what're you studying

[thorny locust]

kinesiology

[heady lotus]

Ur mom

[thorny locust]

but im still doin ges, shits so tedious

[normal tiger]

ew bio worsst science

[heady lotus]

I’m taking chemistry

[normal tiger]

chemistry mid science

physics best sscience

[heady lotus]

Hey guys

I’m playing anime games

Anyone wanna watch?

[heady lotus]

Ok

[drowsy mason]

@tawdry apex say that stuff in here.

[heady lotus]

No

[tawdry apex]

STOP

ABSOLUTELY NOT

DO NOT

[fresh peak]

Are you talking about nipples again

[drowsy mason]

💀💀💀💀

[tawdry apex]

no.

FAR FAR WORSE LYDIA

😭

[gusty palm]

worse.

[fresh peak]

Marie u freaky freak fr

[gusty palm]

SHE IS HELP

[tawdry apex]

i hate u mac.

[fresh peak]

HAHAHA

Kenzie u should totally spill it in my dms

[gusty palm]

I CANT SHE KEEPS DELETINF THE MSGS LMFAOA

[heady lotus]

Raccoons lay eggs

[fresh peak]

LMFAOO

[heady lotus]

Ok

[normal tiger]

trash pandas

[fresh peak]

Pretty sure raccoons r mammals…

[heady lotus]

Platypus

[normal tiger]

why the female bird from rio kinda bad

[fresh peak]

Yeah, that’s not a raccoon

[heady lotus]

I’m talking about RaccoonEggs

[fresh peak]

Yeah I don’t think he lays eggs either

[heady lotus]

…

Israel

[normal tiger]

oh she's voiced by anne hathaway that makes senes

[tawdry apex]

💀💀💀

BRO ANSWERINF HIS OWN QUESRION

[broken ridge]

Goodnight lovelies

[normal tiger]

marie.

[heady lotus]

Bro I crashed into a tree in war thunder

[normal tiger]

did you ever make it out of traffic

[heady lotus]

I’m sad

[tawdry apex]

yes i am home

[heady lotus]

Hey marie?

[stuck harness]

Womp womp

[heady lotus]

Should I get the DLC for Pokémon Scarlet?

Okay

I’m still waiting

[normal tiger]

dub

[unkempt burrow]

rrraaaghggggghhhh i’m up

[ionic aspen]

Marie be saying some atrocious things

[normal tiger]

tweakin

[tawdry apex]

sure!!

[tawdry apex]

stop exposinf me bro 😭

main can i surprise you with a nickname

[rugged quail]

Stuff my dick into a furnace 🫥

[tawdry apex]

DAMN IT

YOU SAID THE NICMNAME

HAHAHAHA

[gusty palm]

what

[normal tiger]

are you going to scarborough fair

[ionic aspen]

You got it boss

[rugged quail]

U can still do it

[thorny locust]

lmaoo

[gusty palm]

parsley sage rosemary and thyme 🫶

[normal tiger]

so trueee

[ionic aspen]

But KENZIE on the other hand

[gusty palm]

what'd i do bro

[ionic aspen]

Whole ass different breed

[normal tiger]

kenzie is just autistic it's ok

[ionic aspen]

BOTH YALL made me leave bruh

It’s not even the autism speaking

[gusty palm]

I DIDNT DO ANYTHING

[ionic aspen]

It’s the downs and all the other mix matched chromies the homie missing

[drowsy mason]

Im at a loss for words

[gusty palm]

why

[normal tiger]

syndrome might be down but my money is up

[tawdry apex]

guys its not that bad cmon

grow up 🗣

[ionic aspen]

It’s atrocious

[tawdry apex]

HAHAHAHA

[gusty palm]

it really wasn't that bad ??

[ionic aspen]

It was

Bro try pinging me

[tawdry apex]

men are soo sensitive

[gusty palm]

yall are sensitive af

[drowsy mason]

Kenzie do u want me to say one thing u said in here

[tawdry apex]

heheh

[gusty palm]

getcho panties out of a bunch

[gusty palm]

try me pussy

[tawdry apex]

we're just girls.

[ionic aspen]

They ain’t in a bunch, y’all just got excessive wit it

[tawdry apex]

im just a girl

[drowsy mason]

You know i will

[gusty palm]

which one actually

[drowsy mason]

Idc

[gusty palm]

give me a warning

[normal tiger]

girls just wanna have fun

[tawdry apex]

im kinda funny tho no?

maybe not..

[ionic aspen]

Yeah they wanted to have a little too much fun

[gusty palm]

ur so funny marie

[tawdry apex]

i thought the five nights at maries was funny.

[gusty palm]

and sexy and awesome omg

[drowsy mason]

Tbh it was pretty funni

[brazen grotto]

hi marie glad u survived the drive lmao how was it

[tawdry apex]

it was good

[ionic aspen]

Cosmo got a rug @tawdry apex

[tawdry apex]

apparently a car got lit on fire

[brazen grotto]

Bro fr

[normal tiger]

sweet caroline dun dun dun

[rugged quail]

Bees make honey
I make cummy

[tawdry apex]

HAHAAHHA

[brazen grotto]

I'll take a pic and put it in media it's cool

[tawdry apex]

I WANT THE FREEZS FRAME FOR FHAT ONE

[rugged quail]

That’s my fav line from the song

[normal tiger]

main shortcircuited on his horny setting

[normal tiger]

sllurp

[ionic aspen]

I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE

[gusty palm]

marie pls give main a good nickname

[normal tiger]

woah mama moment

[rugged quail]

They don’t know about the bees make honey 🍯 I make cummy 💦 song 😔

[ionic aspen]

ZOO WEE MAMA moment

[tawdry apex]

only with his consent ☝️

[gusty palm]

MAIN GIVE CONSENT

[rugged quail]

I consent officer

[gusty palm]

wait marie i want a cool nickname please !!!

[tawdry apex]

YOU TOO?

oh no..

[gusty palm]

yeth pleathe

[ionic aspen]

Do I dare challenge authority

[tawdry apex]

so much pressure..

[normal tiger]

oh naur

[ionic aspen]

I think I challenge authority

[normal tiger]

jojos bizzare adventure

[ionic aspen]

I challenge authority

[tawdry apex]

im not creative enough

[drowsy mason]

I would say change mine aswell but I haven’t touched my nickname in years

[deft creek]

so many mavericks here

[normal tiger]

me too mac

[gusty palm]

yeats

[drowsy mason]

Spookymoaw56 forever 🤞

[gusty palm]

bypass 😨

[brazen grotto]

Yote

[deft creek]

but i won't forget the real mav😖

[ionic aspen]

Yurr

[drowsy mason]

Ok ur literally fat

[normal tiger]

i just realized mac and kenz have matching pfps

[ionic aspen]

I chose death

[gusty palm]

die fat skank

[deft creek]

oooo

[rugged quail]

E daters ong

[normal tiger]

wsg malo

[drowsy mason]

Shut up white lizzo

[rugged quail]

LMAO

[tawdry apex]

WHITE LIZZO..

[gusty palm]

...

[tawdry apex]

THATS A VIOLATION 😭

[gusty palm]

im gonna slur

[drowsy mason]

Caucasian lizzo

[normal tiger]

white lizzo is crazy

[deft creek]

all good wsp w uu

[tawdry apex]

KENZIE.

DONF

[rugged quail]

She can’t come back

[gusty palm]

yes mommy

[drowsy mason]

Jewish lizzo

[tawdry apex]

BE A GOOD GIRL

[gusty palm]

LMFKAOAOAOAOA

[normal tiger]

just keep swimming just keep swimming

[tawdry apex]

💀💀

[rugged quail]

She def is barking irl

[tawdry apex]

I DISNT EVEN MEAN IT LIKE THAG BYEEE

still

[gusty palm]

GRR BARK BARK WOOF SNARL BARKKK

[normal tiger]

autism speaks.

[drowsy mason]

Barking? I think she’s purring down there

[tawdry apex]

BYE

[normal tiger]

man

[gusty palm]

MARIE HELP

[tawdry apex]

STOP KENZIE

[rugged quail]

Turn kenzies math into a sticker

[tawdry apex]

UR

[drowsy mason]

It has started again

[normal tiger]

pls

[tawdry apex]

OK

IM CACKLINGGGG

[deft creek]

js keep swimmin js keep swimmin

[unkempt burrow]

i’m so scared

[tawdry apex]

ita si funny

[gusty palm]

MARIE CHANGE MY NICKNAME PLLEAASSEE

[tawdry apex]

IM TEYINF IDM WHAT YOU CALL YOU

[normal tiger]

sub

[rugged quail]

Fart

[drowsy mason]

What you call you

🗣️‼️

[tawdry apex]

mac

LMFAO

shut up loser boy.

[drowsy mason]

What the fuck up‼️‼️‼️🗣️

[tawdry apex]

WHAT THE FUCK UP LOSER BOY 🗣‼️

[normal tiger]

someWHERE

[rugged quail]

Shut the up ‼️‼️‼️

[normal tiger]

over the rainbow

[gusty palm]

me eat orange eat me me orange eat me eat you 🫵

[normal tiger]

way up high

[normal tiger]

[gusty palm]

high lvl chat guys

[rugged quail]

Kenzie u r so hilarious

[tawdry apex]

HAHAHHAHAHA

[drowsy mason]

Eat you you can probably feed an entire generation if u offered urself as food

[tawdry apex]

im giggling

[gusty palm]

main i genuinely hope you die a painful and agonizing death but only after all your loved ones pass away first.

[normal tiger]

oh naur

[gusty palm]

anyways

MARIE NOOOO

[rugged quail]

Wow Mac Kenzie.

[gusty palm]

fixed it !!!!

[tawdry apex]

IM SORRY IM TRYINF TO FIND ONE THAT FITS

I AM GIGGLING THO

[normal tiger]

im in the mood to type

[gusty palm]

type deez

[tawdry apex]

thats fine

[normal tiger]

deez

[tawdry apex]

it works

[rugged quail]

Hey there

[drowsy mason]

WOAAAHHHHHHH

[gusty palm]

lol

[normal tiger]

fellas it's 6/9

[drowsy mason]

He said the nono word🗣️😨

[gusty palm]

lol

[rugged quail]

Hey girl do u fart with that ass

[tawdry apex]

GODDDDD

[drowsy mason]

Lol one more time see what happens

[tawdry apex]

all the naughties are coming out

ridiculous.

[gusty palm]

lol

[drowsy mason]

Ok

[gusty palm]

what...

[tawdry apex]

no nwords in the discord

[rugged quail]

Kenzie would be a good sweatshop worker

[gusty palm]

oh no what're u gonna do to me teehee

[normal tiger]

does the desktop v ersion have more emotes

[gusty palm]

TEHEHEHEHEHE

[normal tiger]

what

man

[gusty palm]

[thorny locust]

💀

[rugged quail]

that’s so haram mac

[gusty palm]

marie did u see that

[drowsy mason]

I know im gonna ask for forgiveness

[tawdry apex]

BRB LOOKING AT LOGS <3

[gusty palm]

HELP

[rugged quail]

Don’t check the logs

[drowsy mason]

OK LETS NOT?

[tawdry apex]

RUIN WHOS???

[gusty palm]

giggling like a school girl rn

[drowsy mason]

Dont.

[gusty palm]

ALSO SCREENSHOT AND SEND THAT TO ME MARIE LMFOAOAOA IT WAS TO ME

[drowsy mason]

Cap

[tawdry apex]

OH...

[normal tiger]

wdym like a school girl

that's what you are

[drowsy mason]

I said it to main obviously

[gusty palm]

liar

im gonna shower brb gangalang

[tawdry apex]

poor main

[drowsy mason]

You really need one

[normal tiger]

remember me

[rugged quail]

Mac is gonna have to hit squat pr to ruin her 😭

[normal tiger]

even when you're far away

[drowsy mason]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That is OUTRAGEOUS 💀

[tawdry apex]

HOLY HELL

IM

😭

[normal tiger]

violation

[tawdry apex]

poor kenzie

[normal tiger]

hip thrust pr too

[thorny locust]

💀

[rugged quail]

Macs core strength is insane

[drowsy mason]

Im struggling bro

I dont even need to go to gym

[rugged quail]

Batman in bed

[drowsy mason]

This fat mf is enough

[brazen grotto]

[tawdry apex]

HAHAHAA

good goddd 😭

[normal tiger]

skidipopop

[brazen grotto]

Weee

[fresh peak]

That’s wild

No u won’t

[thorny locust]

sup guys

[fresh peak]

I said u won’t bro so u better not

Bro

Don’t you fucking dare

Bro…

You look dumb

U look like ur mum

What are these stickers lmfaoo

[warm valley]

Hi

[normal tiger]

why the sticker called chinese1 chud

[tawdry apex]

what the hell

WHAT THE WIDEWAL FWICK

[fresh peak]

What

[normal tiger]

marie tripping balls

[tawdry apex]

lydia.

guys.

[fresh peak]

yes

[tawdry apex]

im spiraling.

dont pay any mind to me

[fresh peak]

I’m here if u need to talk shawty

[tawdry apex]

thanks shawty

😍

[normal tiger]

shawty like a melody in my head

[fresh peak]

Ur welcome shawteh

[gentle iron]

good evening cuties

[normal tiger]

reminds me of the dictator

[gentle iron]

good evening cuties

[normal tiger]

tubula

[gentle iron]

good evening cuties

[normal tiger]

good evening vamps

[gentle iron]

wsp harry🗣️

[thorny locust]

lol

[normal tiger]

skrraaaaa

skidipopop

[gentle iron]

ok night y’all imma close my eyelids and pretend to fall asleep till i actually do

[gusty palm]

:(

[rugged quail]

Real

[fresh peak]

Hi pretty girl

[drifting brook]

the amount of fucking flies in my room all of a sudden what the hell

[brazen grotto]

Gday lads

[thorny locust]

guys

oh hey again cosmo

[umbral sail]

Afternoon

[thorny locust]

evenin

[unkempt burrow]

im headed to snoozetown gang

[drowsy mason]

Gee gee gee gee baby baby

[umbral sail]

Gang gang

[thorny locust]

sup guys

[brazen grotto]

[thorny locust]

lol

[thorny locust]

good shit

damn where'd yall go

[delicate lynx]

sleep

everyone sleeping while I be workin

[normal tiger]

f

[delicate lynx]

getting the money aint all about life

[thorny locust]

fair

[normal tiger]

real man

[thorny locust]

i gotta work weekends, but i got schoo every day

at least you makin money fr fr

[delicate lynx]

wack

I also got school but once am in school I gota stay there for 5 weeks

my last class thank god

stupic electrician school

shit got me fucked up

aight back to work

[fresh peak]

Gn

[vague mantle]

nuhuhhhh

[kind tundra]

Life ain't all about getting that money tho

[scenic stump]

yooooo

[delicate lynx]

thats what I said

[brazen grotto]

My honest reaction

[kind tundra]

Meeeeee

[graceful swift]

Guys do people actually clean their rooms

i thought it just happens naturally but apparently my friend says its normal to clean your room??

[kind tundra]

No, I think it just happens

[desert steeple]

your room just licks itself like a cat

[south frost]

I hope you're all doing well ❤️

[desert steeple]

maybe. but but how are YOU doing?

[thorny locust]

real

[thorny locust]

hey homie whats up

you doing good

[south frost]

Not much ya I'm chillin goin to DMV tmr to renew my license so I can get job

[south frost]

Living life to the fullest

[tawdry apex]

THATS HAVE SOME FUN THIS BEAT IS SICK

I WANNA TAKE A RIDE ON YO DISCO STICK 🔥

[normal tiger]

What

[tawdry apex]

lady gaga!!

god of course you'd come in here when im acting unhinged

wild

[brazen grotto]

Gday lads

[tawdry apex]

hi cosmo

[keen pewter]

[brazen grotto]

whas da matta jon lad

[keen pewter]

regretting coming to chat after reading maria's msgs

[brazen grotto]

me too

[brazen grotto]

u wanna talk about it champ

[tawdry apex]

BRO YOU DONT ROCK W LADY GAGA?

[keen pewter]

ngl ive heard like 3 songs by her

at best

[tawdry apex]

valid tbh

well thats one of her songs

[desert steeple]

cant say the same, but glad you are

[brazen grotto]

womp womp

so how do happy?

i forgor

[normal tiger]

Seems to be a pattern

[tawdry apex]

apparently

IM TIRED 🗣

[ocean owl]

Hows the weather

Also pls dont yell so loud

[normal tiger]

me too Marie

[tawdry apex]

sleep harru

my eyes can barely stay open

rip 🙏

[normal tiger]

i think I will nap

go to sleep marie

[safe tendon]

BOOB NIGHT

[keen pewter]

🤨

[covert silo]

boob night apparently

[mortal mauve]

BAE ARE U STILL UP

[spice meadow]

Hi jon

[scenic stump]

[keen pewter]

hello sexy

happy birthday 💋 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 😗

[spice meadow]

Thank you babe, howd you know?

[keen pewter]

i just remember the birthdates of all the sexies out there

(there arent many)

[real saddle]

when’s maisie’s

i know it because she’s my wife, but do you know it??

[keen pewter]

9th jan i believe

[broken ridge]

Good morning cuties

[inner jackal]

helloo

[spice meadow]

Thats big

I just realized you probably saw it on snap

[real saddle]

good job

[calm isle]

Idc if my girl cheats on me while I’m locked up cuz I’ll be cheating on her too 💯

[bitter cloud]

With men

[keen pewter]

yes

eheh

[keen pewter]

what do i get for this amazing good deed of remembrance

[bitter cloud]

Bet they dont remember yours

[brazen grotto]

[inner jackal]

dropping the soap on purpose

[keen pewter]

Same

[brazen grotto]

Brooo I fucking love heat insomnia

And I got class at 8

Let's fucking GOOOO

[short kraken]

SOAP SOOOOOAP

[brazen grotto]

Why am I excited for spotify wrapped this year wtf

[delicate lynx]

?????

[alpine spruce]

i’m peeing rn

[bitter cloud]

Film it

[brazen grotto]

Bluuud huh

Twin got issues im telling yo man and he gon be mine

[bitter cloud]

He gonna be yours ?
Congratulations

[brazen grotto]

Lmfao

Nah

Peak this. I'm too socially anxious to meet people so I jus stay lonely

[delicate lynx]

[inner jackal]

omg me too

[bitter cloud]

Felt
That why i be on disc

[brazen grotto]

Frfr

[inner jackal]

i think u being on dc is what causes u to be socially awkward

[brazen grotto]

Get this tho, i been talking to a girl and i think it's going good

Cause im a big beautiful sexy beast

I ain't socially anxious i jus got sleep insomnia and I'm tired as FUCK

[inner jackal]

does she have nice boobs

[brazen grotto]

dawg, it's a skinny white girl ya bois going personality this time

[inner jackal]

aw

[brazen grotto]

Lmfaoo

No she beautiful tho

[inner jackal]

jealous anyway

[brazen grotto]

Lmao

[inner jackal]

all bitches i get are dudes

😒

[brazen grotto]

damn bruh surprisingly it's not difficult

[bitter cloud]

Gae

[fathom cargo]

Yo

[brazen grotto]

Just have a lil confidence and be an opportunistic lil bastard and ur there

[bitter cloud]

Nah man ill let the fish be calm around then catch it if you get what i mean

[inner jackal]

i know the way to ladies hearts dw😍

[brazen grotto]

Gotchu homie

[bitter cloud]

Surgery ?

[brazen grotto]

Sacrifice on top of a temple with an obsidian blade?

[bitter cloud]

Obviously

[brazen grotto]

Crack?

[azure yew]

@echo needle hiii

[brazen grotto]

I mean u can get her addicted to something and make it be you

[bitter cloud]

Smart thought

[brazen grotto]

Fr fr

Or you can kidnap them and try that thing where bitches fall in love with their captor

[inner jackal]

just rizz her

[brazen grotto]

nah

[bitter cloud]

I aint as charming as uhh the guy with the big eyebrows idk his name

[inner jackal]

princess treatment

[brazen grotto]

Legiterally all me

[inner jackal]

angry bird?

[bitter cloud]

ted bundy !

[bitter cloud]

Aint charming as ted bundy

[bitter cloud]

They'll be hunting yall

[short kraken]

Yippee

[bitter cloud]

Salamanca shady

[brazen grotto]

Lmfao tf

[short kraken]

[broken ridge]

Lmao what

[brazen grotto]

[bitter cloud]

Holy shit

[brazen grotto]

Wtf are we doing lmao

[bitter cloud]

Respectfully kiss yourself

[broken ridge]

Idk LMAO

[brazen grotto]

Fr lmfao

Hol up got one more

[short kraken]

@bitter cloud for why

[bitter cloud]

Just be doin yourself a favor yk

[short kraken]

Ok

[inner jackal]

the girl ur talking to

[inner jackal]

truly heartbreaking

[bitter cloud]

Mans talking to pokimane ?

[brazen grotto]

Lmfao they bigger than my exs and she's mentally stable, unlike my ex

A w is a w

[inner jackal]

was your ex a man😞

[brazen grotto]

No, a 90lb white girl

[short kraken]

Boob

[bitter cloud]

90lb ?!

[brazen grotto]

Yea

[bitter cloud]

Bro she just might have been hungry not mentally unstable

[brazen grotto]

No because she threated to kill herself to my friends and thought I was cheating on her

[short kraken]

Normal woman then

[brazen grotto]

Lmfao bruhhhh nahh 💀

[brazen grotto]

But the girl I'm talking to is taller

[teal hamlet]

how many push ups can you people do ?

[bitter cloud]

W

[brazen grotto]

Frfr

I think im taller than her barely

I'm 5'11 she 5'9 lmao

My ex was 5"5

[bitter cloud]

The taller she is the better to me ngl

[brazen grotto]

Lmao they got a sense of security

[bitter cloud]

Like what if they be taller they be thinking they safe ?

[brazen grotto]

Idfk they don't have to climb on shit for their survival tho because they can reach things

So there's that

[bitter cloud]

Oh

[inner jackal]

that sounds dangerous

[brazen grotto]

For my psyche oh quite

[inner jackal]

for her health

5”5 and 90lbs

[brazen grotto]

I was so depressed after we brokeup but we came back

[inner jackal]

doesnt sound healthy

[bitter cloud]

Its a relationship not a big mac

Jk jk

[brazen grotto]

Idfk her homelife was weird af prolly stress related

But hey not my problem anymore

[inner jackal]

oh well🤗

[brazen grotto]

We outta that bit WOOOO

[bitter cloud]

Get yourself a 6'7 big momma

[tawdry apex]

you caught me right when i fell asleep

[inner jackal]

na i like dick

[brazen grotto]

Good morning sleepyhead

[bitter cloud]

Dont get yourself a 6'7 big momma

[tawdry apex]

not just yet im still eepy

may go back to sleepy

[mortal mauve]

RAAAAH

[brazen grotto]

Bro I can't sleep cause my fucking insomnia and I got class in 3 hrs

[mortal mauve]

i should go to sleep but im having that crisis where I should get my life together

[mortal mauve]

if yk what I mean

[tawdry apex]

womp womp

[brazen grotto]

Ily

[tawdry apex]

SO REAL CAUSE SAME

[mortal mauve]

sudden urge to be better🔥

[inner jackal]

imagine not being able to sleep

[inner jackal]

just smoke some weed you’ll b out in no time

[brazen grotto]

Fuck that we going 120 down the freeway

[brazen grotto]

Too young but we got that nyquil

[tawdry apex]

I HWVE BUG BITRS EVERYWBETR EHAG THE HELL 🔥

[short kraken]

I AM FLOATING

[mortal mauve]

dear slim, I wrote you but you still ain’t callin…

[tawdry apex]

dont do thay salim

[tawdry apex]

IM LAUGHING

[mortal mauve]

LMFAOOO

[brazen grotto]

I'm not the real shady so I will remain seated

[short kraken]

[tawdry apex]

BRO THIS KITTEN

[mortal mauve]

chat is THIS a stan reference⁉️

[tawdry apex]

I AM GOINF TO LOSE IT

[inner jackal]

never too young🙏🏼

[brazen grotto]

My teas gon cold and im wondering why I got out of bed

[mortal mauve]

i am so scared of bed bugs or lice. those lil shits are impossible to get rid of.

[bitter cloud]

Very young in fact

[inner jackal]

(im jk dont smoke its not good for u)

[short kraken]

Showering helps

[bitter cloud]

Baby roachs, roachettes

[mortal mauve]

ok well im speaking like 15 years ago

[brazen grotto]

Ik bbg

[tawdry apex]

real

[mortal mauve]

never had but I genuinely hate like house bugs

[short kraken]

Been a while since the shower huh

[tawdry apex]

GODDDD EW

[inner jackal]

love u bb

[mortal mauve]

showered today💪🏽🔥

[short kraken]

Yippee

[bitter cloud]

Sell the bathwater

[tawdry apex]

okay guys im so ooo aaahh so sleepy and eepy

[mortal mauve]

i’ve never had bed bugs but i’ve had lice and I absolutely dreaded it

GOODNIGHT MARIE🔥🔥🔥

[tawdry apex]

ive had neither knock on wood

GOODNIGHT 🔥🗣

[bitter cloud]

Knock on wood irish vibes

[short kraken]

[bitter cloud]

Its angy

[brazen grotto]

Never had either

Surprisingly and I went to a shit school as a child lmao

[inner jackal]

anyone wna vc 🤗 im dying

[bitter cloud]

Bed bugs ?
All i hear is company

[brazen grotto]

Like mfs got it left and right

Weezy out here

[bitter cloud]

I went to a private school once as a kid where others my age shat everywhere in the bath room except the toilet

[mortal mauve]

I graduated from a hs that has a bulldog as a mascot

you KNOW those schools are so shit😭

[bitter cloud]

Never had those activities

[brazen grotto]

Wtf lmao

[brazen grotto]

My hs was a Conquistador and our rival hs was an indian

[bitter cloud]

Mascots n that
Where School teams compete

[mortal mauve]

our rival was a pirate🗣️🔥

[short kraken]

@mortal mauve I found a funny reaction sticker

[mortal mauve]

show

[brazen grotto]

We got our shit mollywopped everytime in football

[mortal mauve]

SAME

[brazen grotto]

Lmfaoo

[short kraken]

@mortal mauve look in other server

[bitter cloud]

Football as in soccer ?

[brazen grotto]

But our baseball and waterpolo teams won state

[mortal mauve]

no like american

like eagles and shit

[brazen grotto]

Either fucking way both sucked lmfaoo

[mortal mauve]

FREEDOMMMM🔥🔥🔥🔥

[short kraken]

TOP OF TEH MORNING

[mortal mauve]

(im not american)

[brazen grotto]

RAHHH🦅🦅

[bitter cloud]

Oh well okay
Never played that football

[brazen grotto]

U bleed red white and blue enough for me ur welcome here brother

[mortal mauve]

YEAAAA

[short kraken]

Why didn't they just call it American rugby

[brazen grotto]

Lmfaooo why didn't they jus call it ballball

[bitter cloud]

Salim they have their own metric system tf you expect

[mortal mauve]

lmao

[brazen grotto]

We measure in God's units

The washing machine and 2012 for fusion

[bitter cloud]

Feet ?!
Hell no

[brazen grotto]

Lmfaooooo nah idk our system is shite

[short kraken]

[brazen grotto]

Bro I've been on it my whole life and still don't fucking get jt

[bitter cloud]

22 paws tall

[mortal mauve]

i thought that was freddies toes

[brazen grotto]

I had to use metric for one science class and fucking got the hand of it after a day

[bitter cloud]

I can agree

[short kraken]

That joke got me like

[mortal mauve]

its not a joke i rlly thought it was his toes😭

[bitter cloud]

Meeting a real life bear so i can hum the fnaf theme song in front of him

[mortal mauve]

IM NOT TALJING ABT THE ANIMATRONIC

IM TALKING ABOUT MY CAT😭

[bitter cloud]

Makes sense

Wait your cat aint black n white right ?

[mortal mauve]

#pets

[brazen grotto]

I love racism it's so funny

[short kraken]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HES FUCKING DEAD

[brazen grotto]

Sweet now we can eat him

[bitter cloud]

Its just connected to Bluetooth

[brazen grotto]

GOOD MORNING VIETNAMM

[brazen grotto]

zeh blewtoof devishe ush ready to konnect

[short kraken]

My favourite wish item

[brazen grotto]

Real

[bitter cloud]

Zeh bluezooz deviz iz connketed sucky-sessfully

[brazen grotto]

Lmfaooo

Ight bbg ima go pass put finally, that rug is there if u need an extra blanket

[short kraken]

I need more bullet

[bitter cloud]

Ill be off too
Gn banana bread

[brazen grotto]

Ima arleast try to get the 2 hrs of sleep I can lmao

[short kraken]

Time is it for you

[bitter cloud]

Jeez 💀

[coral shadow]

Heya fellas

[brazen grotto]

4am

:( insomnia meanie poopoohead

[short kraken]

Ouch

[brave ginkgo]

Fuck construction work bruh

[stuck harness]

Made it to work safely😒

[bitter cloud]

Bob the builder aah

[bitter cloud]

Markus rashford

[short kraken]

Why

[stuck harness]

Horrible player

Heung Min Son better

[short kraken]

Oooo

[bitter cloud]

Ill not be the hardcore non realistic man utd fan and agree

[short kraken]

Football

[real saddle]

uhhh a high five?

[scenic stump]

Dance on my balls

Cat fucking a handbag

Yours only yours

iPhones are popular here and iMessage lets you know when your friend is typing and has neat flashy emoji reactions in the sms app itself

[bitter cloud]

Its no lie
Lisa in the crowd said
Look there's harry having a vagina malfunction

[scenic stump]

Apple getting sued by Europe. Think they already were actually

Over the chargers

hahahaha

He knew!

[inner jackal]

obviously

[scenic stump]

Watch apple switch to USBC but still detect if its an apple product to work

Like printer ink

Theyll figure out something

How come I can't buy a Nintendo game, rip it, and play it on my PC?

I hate software companies that specialize in selling hardware