general

[eager helm]

I’ll post it in memes

[scenic stump]

Does this mean he still has a chance to run for president

[rugged quail]

somebody tweeted this image from his acc and said election interference

[jaunty ferry]

How I feel 💀

[eager helm]

Yes he can, nothing prohibits him from doing so still

[gloomy peak]

hi devon

you still in berta?

[jaunty ferry]

Hiii hii kam, I was in Calgary abit ago my mom passed away there but no in bc again

[gloomy peak]

aw :( i'm sorry

[jaunty ferry]

It’s okay, it happens unfortunately

You still login in berta?

[gloomy peak]

i moved to calgary actually

i think you knew that

[normal tiger]

average canada L

[gloomy peak]

shut up

you live in weirdo land

[jaunty ferry]

Oh shoot really wtf lol I didn’t actually

[normal tiger]

fair enough but u were colonized

[jaunty ferry]

You like it there?

[gloomy peak]

so were you!

yes i love it

[normal tiger]

no i wasn't

when was i colonized

[gloomy peak]

yesteryear

[normal tiger]

oh

[jaunty ferry]

That’s good to hear, I didn’t know tbh we could of went for a coffee

[gloomy peak]

hmu next time you're in town

[jaunty ferry]

Of course, I still got you on snap?

[gloomy peak]

i think so!

[jaunty ferry]

Let me go see

[normal tiger]

kenzie is high again

[rugged quail]

kenzies real name is crystal meth

[jaunty ferry]

I don’t think so, maybe my ex unadded you 😂

[gloomy peak]

did rami get banned

[jaunty ferry]

Yeah lol

[gloomy peak]

my ex also could have made me unadd you

[jaunty ferry]

That’s rough look at us and toxic relationships!

[gloomy peak]

no we're free hell yeah

[jaunty ferry]

xrpmx13L

[rugged quail]

he got banned like 4 years ago

[jaunty ferry]

Is my snap

[gloomy peak]

my ex HATED rami

[jaunty ferry]

Sad times 😭

[gloomy peak]

HAAAATEDDDD

[jaunty ferry]

Ahahaha probably

Rami the homie

[normal tiger]

rami malik.

[rugged quail]

the rami emote

[gusty palm]

nuh uhhh

[gloomy peak]

he was obsessed with me

[gusty palm]

bro...

[jaunty ferry]

Oh yeah my ex unadded you lol, you added me and it accepted it automatically

[rugged quail]

am i wrong

[gusty palm]

yes???

[gloomy peak]

how long were yall together for?

[jaunty ferry]

Uh

2 years I think

[gloomy peak]

3 years here

[rugged quail]

how was therapy

[jaunty ferry]

I broke up with her for like 6 months and then tried again

[gloomy peak]

just broke up in july

[jaunty ferry]

Turned even more toxic lol

[gloomy peak]

i got over the relationship before it even ended though

[jaunty ferry]

Oh damn, don’t realize the toxic people until it’s to late hey

Yeah same

Checked out months before

[gloomy peak]

lost feelings around christmas time LOL

[jaunty ferry]

LMFAO

Way she goes you know

[gloomy peak]

yessir

[jaunty ferry]

That’s what happens when people don’t treat you right

Unfortunately

[gusty palm]

thewapy

[jaunty ferry]

Exactly

[gloomy peak]

now we're chilling

[jaunty ferry]

I went to Jamaica in June

I was chilling alright

[normal tiger]

✅

[gusty palm]

[stuck harness]

i gotta poop

[fallow fossil]

rami

[gusty palm]

me too ngl

[fallow fossil]

havent heard that name in a while

[stuck harness]

i can feel it brewing

[maiden crow]

If stewie griffin was a real baby, I’d probably point and gasp at him ngl

Fuckin freak head having baby

[gusty palm]

oh no

[stuck harness]

moulding my first borns baby head to look like stewie's

[maiden crow]

Use his head as the football for the Super Bowl

[gusty palm]

bro

[maiden crow]

Why do you have fertile in your name?

[stuck harness]

god i love ice tea

i fucking love ice tea so much

[maiden crow]

Do you WANT to be bred you FREAK?!

[maiden crow]

On god due

Dude

[rugged quail]

hey kitties

[maiden crow]

Iced tea slaps

:3

[stuck harness]

sup bbg

[maiden crow]

Got me kicking my legs in excitement over here

[rugged quail]

thanos

[gusty palm]

mains whole personality is ken what

[stuck harness]

he drive

[rugged quail]

I drive

[rugged quail]

What do u want me to be the. :/

[proud glen]

Bruh

[normal tiger]

sweet caroline dun dun

[crisp furnace]

@tough turret come back lil guy

[spice pebble]

21 bb gworl

[normal tiger]

ur hair is greying

[spice pebble]

nuh uh

[maiden crow]

Your hair is thinning

Baldy

[normal tiger]

just like my patience

[maiden crow]

Oooo goosebumps

[rugged quail]

His balls are shrinking

[maiden crow]

Really ruffled my feathers pal

[maiden crow]

I can tell you like Ryan gosling, check his band out

It’s pretty cool

[rugged quail]

He has a band?

[jaunty ferry]

Xd

[maiden crow]

Yeah it’s called Dead Man’s Bones it’s on Spotify

It’s like “creepy” folk rock

[stuck harness]

still cant believe liverpool got 97 points and still came second 💀

[rugged quail]

L iverpool

[gusty palm]

sigh

[worthy smelt]

is playing all dark souls game plus blood-borne and Elden ring worth it

[rugged quail]

U forgot sekiro

And demon souls

[deft creek]

duh

[rugged quail]

Can’t believe I can have diarrhoea and constipation on the same day

[maiden crow]

Gods giving you his toughest battles

[gusty palm]

guh

[vernal monolith]

fucking FLATULENCE

[worldly skiff]

Donuts or danishes?

[thorny locust]

grah

[gusty palm]

buh

[delicate lynx]

fr

[normal tiger]

Yawn

[lunar sparrow]

Life

[normal tiger]

The family that owns subway is selling it for 9b

[calm isle]

Should I buy it?

[lunar sparrow]

I feel like subway is worth more than 9b for some reason

Like I'm paying 15 bucks for one sub

[scenic stump]

🌽

[scenic stump]

Fr? Damn

[mighty fractal]

What the fuck how

Venezuelan subway be like

[lunar sparrow]

I think the people that own the one near me just make up random prices

Cuz the subway in town is only 10 bucks a sub

[mighty fractal]

Yeah I pay $11 Aud for mine

[remote scroll]

im so sleepy man

[gusty palm]

slur

[verbal pecan]

L

@shut shore hey mamas

[remote scroll]

why did i boost the server im literally lvl 30-

hate myself

[swift moon]

I’m gay y’all

[remote scroll]

ouuu cute

[gusty palm]

yawn

[remote scroll]

we know

[swift moon]

I lick ass cheeks

[remote scroll]

we know

[swift moon]

Balls in my face

[drowsy mason]

Thanks for the proteins sir

[swift moon]

how did u guys know?

[rugged quail]

Thanks for the essential amino acids

[zealous magnet]

I need a red dead 2 horse name

[drowsy mason]

Thanks for the vitamin c

[swift moon]

I need a bomboclat

[gusty palm]

i genuinely hate most of you

[gusty palm]

shut up

[cedar otter]

damn

[gusty palm]

yawn

[pulsar solar]

Yoooo wassup everyone

[swift moon]

Bay of Pigs Invasion
Apr. 17, 1961 – Apr. 19, 1961

[orchid willow]

hi

[lunar sparrow]

Insomnia

[rugged quail]

Michelle

[lunar sparrow]

My horse used to be called Max

[zealous magnet]

Something cursed

[solid monolith]

h-hi

[rugged quail]

I call my black Arabian horse Megan the stallion

And the spotted one phosphorus

[zealous magnet]

I have waffles and space jam dvd

[normal tiger]

Stop

[orchid willow]

harry

[lunar sparrow]

Glue

Name it glue

[normal tiger]

emre

[lunar sparrow]

Is Netflix worth it

Or overrated

[gusty palm]

@rugged quail

[polar pulsar]

dear slim, I wrote but you still ain’t callin

[polar pulsar]

Old mofo

[gusty palm]

freakazoid

[polar pulsar]

my head is spinning

It’s fine we’re all getting old and gonna die soon (real)

[lunar sparrow]

Real

[raven shell]

guh

[polar pulsar]

I can’t wait for my demise

[lunar sparrow]

Sometimes I want to die but then sometimes I want to live

[lunar sparrow]

Very conflicting

[polar pulsar]

I don’t wanna die but what happens happens

[lunar sparrow]

Reql

[polar pulsar]

god did

[lunar sparrow]

Real*

[deft creek]

brrr

[modest glen]

hello

[rugged quail]

What

[deft creek]

hello

[polar pulsar]

have you ever played rugby ‼️

[deft creek]

who

played

gasp

[hidden zinc]

play some kpop rn and imma bts outta you

[polar pulsar]

whey got em

[deft creek]

:0 maca

[hidden zinc]

hola

[deft creek]

hello there

[polar pulsar]

swear bts are all ded now

[deft creek]

whos that :0

loll

[polar pulsar]

comedy genius

[deft creek]

bdum tss

[tiny marten]

can anyone that used to play rocket league me (on pc) but doesnt anymore dm

[rugged quail]

Mimimimi

[polar pulsar]

I’m losing my mind

[deft creek]

wanna play (ive nvr opened that game in my life)

[deft creek]

shonk

[tiny marten]

lol

[polar pulsar]

I keep having these schizo episodes where dj khaled quotes get stuck in my head at random points in the day

[deft creek]

okay will play overwatchaiafh

ciao for now

[modest glen]

yes

[polar pulsar]

oh no

[deft creek]

yes

[rugged quail]

Ow Naur

[lunar sparrow]

I take benadryl for fun sometimes

[deft creek]

canon

[polar pulsar]

ah hell nawr

[deft creek]

oh

:/

[jaunty ferry]

Xd

[polar pulsar]

She’s unironically playing overwatch, the lord cannot save her

[modest glen]

modelo time

[lunar sparrow]

Jk I use it to help me sleep and it makes my anxiety go away

[deft creek]

im ironacally playing

[polar pulsar]

at least it’s not valorant

I give you that one

[hidden zinc]

i swear to god these girls be tripping dawg

[lunar sparrow]

I've never played any PC games

[deft creek]

but y

[lunar sparrow]

I don't get high speed internet where I live

[polar pulsar]

I’d literally sell my kidney to get starfield another day early

[lunar sparrow]

So I have like 500 ping on anything with the best wifi we can get

[polar pulsar]

Bro lives in the desert

[lunar sparrow]

Ohio

Farmland

[polar pulsar]

ah shit

[lunar sparrow]

I'd show yall the corn around my house but I don't have anywhere to send it lmao

[polar pulsar]

Media

You are level 5 now should work

[lunar sparrow]

There's no media for me

[polar pulsar]

Ah shit

[lunar sparrow]

Lmao

[deft creek]

do u want me to wake u

[polar pulsar]

wake me

I’m already so woke

[lunar sparrow]

What time is it there

[polar pulsar]

6:40 am brother

[deft creek]

lite 8:39am for me

[polar pulsar]

we up early for the grind

[deft creek]

and i wake up at 3:30am

[lunar sparrow]

It's 1:40am here

[modest glen]

12:40

[deft creek]

what time do u wanna wake up 😭

[polar pulsar]

Imagine gaming at 8:40 am, that’s dedication

[deft creek]

i finished working out

and eating breakfast

[lunar sparrow]

I don't think I've waken up past 11am since I was in school

[deft creek]

and coffee i have all the time of the world now

[polar pulsar]

you go to the gym in the morning

[lunar sparrow]

Before 11am*

[deft creek]

ofc

[polar pulsar]

hell nah

[deft creek]

i like sleeping in at night

[polar pulsar]

mines closed for ‘renovation’ again today

Are they fucking stupid or what

[modest glen]

latest ive woken up is 6pm

[deft creek]

who r you talking too

lev

[polar pulsar]

You

we are talking about the gym no

[deft creek]

oh ur gym is closed

LOL

[lunar sparrow]

I sleep at 4am wake up at 12 rush to get ready get to work at 1 come home at 11 and think about my life

[polar pulsar]

yeah but it’s leg day anyway so

I’d say the world is giving me a message

[deft creek]

bruh sleep at 11pm and wake up at 4am instead

[deft creek]

nah

[lunar sparrow]

I've tried

But I'm never tired

[deft creek]

try again

[polar pulsar]

I don’t mind being top heavy

[lunar sparrow]

Plus my gf keeps me up

[polar pulsar]

As long as I have a good back and wham shoulders I’m sound

[deft creek]

but ur knees will be wobbly

[polar pulsar]

nah I have strong knee

I’m an ex fat man I have iron legs

[lunar sparrow]

Real

[deft creek]

good

wish i was that type of fat girl i js have genetic disorders

now i'm js knee wobbly and tiny

[polar pulsar]

you don’t wanna be fat

[deft creek]

no i don't wanna be fat i wanna have strong knees

i used to be fat

[polar pulsar]

I got this loose skin bullshit

[lunar sparrow]

I'm built like a refrigerator

[polar pulsar]

only on my stomach

Only a little but it pisses me off

[deft creek]

same but js a lil bit

OH YEAH ME TOO but i'm not afraid of a li l squish

[polar pulsar]

twinning

[deft creek]

i can melt into any clothes i want

[polar pulsar]

nah I’ve got a really small waist for a guy apparently

[lunar sparrow]

I have some on my sides

[polar pulsar]

I’m literally built like a woman

[deft creek]

alright lady

bruh this one day i wanna play with will it has an update

should've stayed on minecraft

[lunar sparrow]

My gf makes me play mc

[polar pulsar]

I’m gonna go for a swim this morning anyway

[lunar sparrow]

Nice

[polar pulsar]

it’s just getting out of bed and getting there

[lunar sparrow]

I sneak into this lodge near me and swim

[deft creek]

the buddy bought us a server and now we're all addicts again

[lunar sparrow]

Lmao

[polar pulsar]

real ones had a minecraft account since 2012 (me)

[lunar sparrow]

My gfs friends have a server so they made me join and do a like 4 hour tour of the world

[deft creek]

it's that time of the year where we remember minecraft and then forget about it till next summer

[lunar sparrow]

Real

[deft creek]

woah

[polar pulsar]

real ones turn 24 this month (holy shit I’m getting old)

[lunar sparrow]

Oof

[deft creek]

BRUH ur big

(ur not big im js a baby)

[lunar sparrow]

But they're working on a replica of New York

[keen pewter]

Morning

[polar pulsar]

I know I’m a fuckin unit

[lunar sparrow]

It's huge

Good morning

[deft creek]

mornin jon brando

[keen pewter]

Too old

[polar pulsar]

Tbf though my best years have been since 22 no cap

[keen pewter]

Yes hello hows it going

[deft creek]

day 70 bring za warudo back!

[deft creek]

going smooth hru today

[polar pulsar]

Straight for the jugular Jonny

[deft creek]

who the what

JON BRANDO!

[keen pewter]

Out of the city, visiting my bestfriend after months so im good!

Meeting him after months

[keen pewter]

🧐

[polar pulsar]

Jon I’m gonna send you more pics soon

[deft creek]

thats so awesome enjoy yourself

[keen pewter]

Yes pls! I'd love to see

[polar pulsar]

I need a physique update from yourself

[lunar sparrow]

I went on a plane for the first time last month

[keen pewter]

I trained arms and took a leg progress vid yesterday 😭💀

Peak autism

[polar pulsar]

how’s the bulk been going

[keen pewter]

The bulk's been mentally draining, not a huge fan of seeing a bulging tummy on me again

4 more kilos then i start my cut

[normal tiger]

Billie Jean is infact not my lover

[polar pulsar]

I’m going on a re-feed v soon

[keen pewter]

Im downing 2800-3000 cals like water everyday 😭

[polar pulsar]

My juice head friend in the gym told me to, I’ve been cutting for over a year so I need to train my body to burn again

Lad I’m on 1700

[spice pebble]

JONATHAN U SUPER SEXY MAN MMWAH

[polar pulsar]

and I’m struggling to lose weight

When I go on holiday in 2 weeks I’m going in

[normal tiger]

Are you doing cardio

[polar pulsar]

All you can eat hotel

[polar pulsar]

Yes, but even then, 1700-1800 cals a day with no cardio I still should be losing weigjt@

My maintenance is like 2800

So that’s why im doing a re-feed for a week

[normal tiger]

eh you might just be measuring during times where your water weight high or smthn

[polar pulsar]

Nah I measure first thing in the morning, after a piss

Before breakfast

I am losing weight but slowly

[normal tiger]

slow metabolism then probs

[scenic stump]

Yo computers are fuckin weird in a sense mine overheats for no reason at all dead ass looks at me and says haha 90°C

[polar pulsar]

I lost 2kg in like 3 weeks or something, im like 87 now

[normal tiger]

Or give it time

[polar pulsar]

Yeah it’s probs cos I’ve been cutting for over a year Harry

[deft creek]

but thats like normal ish

[polar pulsar]

So the re-feed is supposed to help kick my body back into gear when I go back down

[normal tiger]

I just want more than 4 abs is that too much to ask

dumb genes

[deft creek]

silly genes

[normal tiger]

frfr

[polar pulsar]

I don’t even have abs

Bruh

[lunar sparrow]

Same

[normal tiger]

I need a bigger torso fr

[scenic stump]

Ayo

[lunar sparrow]

I'm still chubby lmao

[deft creek]

hm

[normal tiger]

What’s ur body fat %

[deft creek]

cant relate sorry guys

[polar pulsar]

Like 26% that’s why

I don’t have them

[normal tiger]

yeah that’s why

or you could maybe faintly see top 2

[polar pulsar]

but I got huge fuckin shoulders rahhhh

[lunar sparrow]

Same

[normal tiger]

Boulder shoulder

[deft creek]

u need to be like atleast 20 to see a lil shadowy line

[normal tiger]

mal do u have abs

[polar pulsar]

I’ve got two veins coming from both my shoulders wanting to burst out

Nah she’s got kebabs whey

[deft creek]

only a lil but im cutting soon

[normal tiger]

Damn I’ve never had shoulder veins

[deft creek]

so we'll talk about it in two months

[normal tiger]

fair fair

[lunar sparrow]

I honestly thought I was gaining weight but then I finally got a scale and I was down like 40 pounds

[deft creek]

:3

[polar pulsar]

I had shoulder veins at 100kg lmaooo

[normal tiger]

I’ve never been above 70 lol

[polar pulsar]

im like 87.5ish

I wanna get to 80 and see wagwan

[normal tiger]

fair

[deft creek]

train mossles while fat so the cut would be insane lev

[normal tiger]

Tbf I’m a fairly small person too

[deft creek]

youll win

[normal tiger]

only 5’9 so 70 is a good weight for me

[modest glen]

smol harry

[deft creek]

im smoler ;-;

[lunar sparrow]

I feel like I'd look like a skeleton at 80kg lmao

[polar pulsar]

Yeah that’s what I’ve been doing for the past year and a bit

[normal tiger]

yes but you’re a woman

[polar pulsar]

my backs honestly lookin insane

[deft creek]

yes but

i dont wanna be tall skinny

[polar pulsar]

Harry I’ll send you some shoulder pics babe

[deft creek]

i wanna be tall slim

[normal tiger]

fire lev

[normal tiger]

I want to be 6’ and toned but alas

silly genes mkment

[deft creek]

ikr silly genes fr

i blame it on the fam fr

[lunar sparrow]

6 foot is like the perfect height

[normal tiger]

Fr

[deft creek]

but thank god for nice legs

[lunar sparrow]

Anything over 6'3" is just a pain

[deft creek]

silly buttcheeks tho!

[normal tiger]

haram

[deft creek]

hm

no buttcheeks!

[normal tiger]

Also the move is to learn how to handstand at some point

[deft creek]

i used to do handstands

[remote scroll]

Oh wow

I can do a hand stand

[normal tiger]

I used to do cartwheels

[hallow vigil]

i have to go to worrrk but i feel siiiick

[swift bear]

ragh

[deft creek]

but i only remember how to do cartwheels now at 18

[lunar sparrow]

Thr last time I tried to do a handstand I kicked a dude in the face

[deft creek]

oh

[normal tiger]

mice it’s almost the weekend

[swift bear]

i can try to do a cartwheel but ill still fall over

[lunar sparrow]

I was like 12

[hallow vigil]

yeaaah i know

[remote scroll]

one time I did a hand stand and i fell on my elbow and almost died

[deft creek]

my muscle memory peaking

[remote scroll]

Like hitting ur funny bone x100

[hallow vigil]

i went to london three days this week for work, im fucking exhausted

[lunar sparrow]

I hate the funny bone

[verbal pecan]

Gaslight, Lie, Deny, Manipulate.

[polar pulsar]

I wanna do a hangstand

[normal tiger]

London sucks

[normal tiger]

This is what I’m scared of

[polar pulsar]

London is nice to visit but I couldn’t go more than a day

[hallow vigil]

i'm just weighing up how much of a problem it would be if i worked from home today

[remote scroll]

I mean I was like 8 so I think you’ll be Ight

[polar pulsar]

I love working from home

[normal tiger]

I tried doing th wall assisted one and I felt like I wa going to tip backwards and break my back

[deft creek]

do

[remote scroll]

Just do it on grass

Ur brain won’t let u get that hurt

[normal tiger]

no at 8 ur bones are squishy now your bones are hard

[lunar sparrow]

True

[normal tiger]

have you broken bones before

It hurts like a mf

[deft creek]

i fractured

[remote scroll]

Okay valid but just do it on cushion

[hallow vigil]

working from home is an absolute dream

[deft creek]

my knee and ankle

[polar pulsar]

I’ve fractured never broke

[normal tiger]

Imma get a spot and do it some point

[deft creek]

bc of gymnastics

[remote scroll]

Actually no I’ve never broken a bone😎

[normal tiger]

I liked it the first week but then strongly disliked it

[remote scroll]

My doctors have to for a future surgery tho-

[polar pulsar]

I said that and fractured my ankle a week later

[normal tiger]

there’s no incentive to work

[lunar sparrow]

Does it count as breaking a bone if it's cut

[hallow vigil]

hmmm i motivate myself

[remote scroll]

I’ve been saying it for 18 years

[normal tiger]

idk I need people

otherwise it gets boring

[polar pulsar]

The time will come

[hallow vigil]

i love the office too, but i work just the same at home

[polar pulsar]

Hopefully not

[remote scroll]

Maybe idk how time works

[normal tiger]

Sadie now you’ve gone ahead and jinxed it it’s all over

[polar pulsar]

Real

[normal tiger]

good for you mice

[swift bear]

maybe when my arms are stronger i can do a cartwheel

[polar pulsar]

Shit I gotta get ready for swimming fuck

[deft creek]

inshallah no

[remote scroll]

If I jinx something twice it doesn’t count

Double negative

[normal tiger]

drop and do 25 push-ups

[normal tiger]

touch wood

[polar pulsar]

All the old ladies are depending on me being there

[deft creek]

good luck!

[remote scroll]

Nah

[swift bear]

no its a rest day my triceps are dying

[remote scroll]

Like to live life like Larry

[normal tiger]

Fair

[polar pulsar]

There is no rest day

[deft creek]

whos old ladies there

[polar pulsar]

That’s a myth

[hallow vigil]

every day is a rest day

[normal tiger]

Do 10 pull-ups then

[polar pulsar]

swimming

[deft creek]

aha

[normal tiger]

I need to start doing mobility training

[deft creek]

same but too much work

[normal tiger]

Become flexy

[polar pulsar]

Mal im not liking the sarcasm ur horting my feelings

[normal tiger]

Fr

[deft creek]

what sarcasm hello

this how i talk

[polar pulsar]

hello

[normal tiger]

talk is overrated let’s just vibe

[swift bear]

mal is very sincere

[remote scroll]

Unrelated but can we talk abt how powerful it feels to be able to put ur real birthday in the sign up thing

[deft creek]

ty babe

[remote scroll]

Was js thinking abt that today

[deft creek]

yes i dislike dishonesty and all that

[normal tiger]

no I feel old

[deft creek]

and i have no filter between my brain and mouth

[lunar sparrow]

Being older is strange

[normal tiger]

I checked my goodreads the other day and it said I’m 25 and I’m like wtf

[polar pulsar]

that’s never usually a bad thing

[normal tiger]

but it was just carried over from when I made a fake account

[remote scroll]

Me when my year isn’t the earliest option anymore

[deft creek]

and i dont sugarcoat shit for anyone

so lev there u have it

[remote scroll]

The more you scroll the more wrinkles you gain

[lunar sparrow]

Like when I was 10 days felt like they lasted forever but now they're gone before I realize it

[polar pulsar]

well good for you tho mal

[normal tiger]

real

[polar pulsar]

I respect it

[deft creek]

thank u i salute u too

[polar pulsar]

Respect gained +100

[deft creek]

wooo!

[normal tiger]

🐓 🍑

[remote scroll]

I think it’s kinda fucked up that my Chinese zodiac sign is the rooster

[polar pulsar]

Over the past year I’ve suddenly adopted the I don give a fuck mentality

[remote scroll]

Who thinks that’s okay?

[normal tiger]

Sadie you’re Chinese?

[lunar sparrow]

( ＾ω＾ )

[normal tiger]

cam Kam was looking for you

[remote scroll]

No? I was reading the colander the Chinese lady gave me when I got take out

[lunar sparrow]

These are pre built Into my phone (^.^)

[covert silo]

nuts

[lunar sparrow]

It's wack

[remote scroll]

Wtf

[polar pulsar]

Colander

[normal tiger]

oh fair

[swift bear]

chinese food <3

[remote scroll]

Calendar******

[polar pulsar]

isn’t that what you use to drain ur pasta

[normal tiger]

I like dumplings

[remote scroll]

Yes

Love pasta

[rugged quail]

no thats coriander

[polar pulsar]

I think pasta is a universally loved food

[remote scroll]

That’s a spice

[polar pulsar]

And for good reason

[remote scroll]

As an Italy I confirm

[normal tiger]

Coriander is cilantro right

I too want to identify as an Italy

[remote scroll]

No

[polar pulsar]

I think so

oh nah it’s not

[rugged quail]

she is an italy damn

[remote scroll]

Lol I lie

[normal tiger]

lowk pasta kinda mid

[lunar sparrow]

I got the cilantro soap gene lmao

[polar pulsar]

yeah same

[remote scroll]

Not abt being an Italy tho

[rugged quail]

ok british man

[polar pulsar]

hell nah Harry

[remote scroll]

I am Italy

[normal tiger]

I like pizza more

[polar pulsar]

Harry as a fellow British citizen, even you should know our favourite national dish is fuckin chicken tikka masala

we love rice and pasta

[normal tiger]

yeah bro indian food slaps

[polar pulsar]

I prefer Indian to Italian tho

[lunar sparrow]

Have you guys ever had bbq

[normal tiger]

me too

[remote scroll]

I’ve never had Indian food actually

I wanna try curry

[rugged quail]

both has their time and place

[normal tiger]

Indian def my top 3 cuisines

[polar pulsar]

unpopular opinion but kebab shop pizzas are better than Italian pizzas

[remote scroll]

What kind

[lunar sparrow]

Like real American bbq

[rugged quail]

people say they love indian food n then only eat naan n butter chicken

[polar pulsar]

Who the fuck wants a thin crust

[normal tiger]

who trynna get some kadak chai

[lunar sparrow]

From a tiny shop on the side of a highway

[remote scroll]

Sooo like ribs? Chicken? Pork? The sauce?

[polar pulsar]

Nah don’t out me like that

[normal tiger]

@deft creek do yk this

[remote scroll]

Be more specific bro

[lunar sparrow]

Ribs, brisket

[remote scroll]

Yes I love brisket

[lunar sparrow]

Whole pigs

[remote scroll]

My fam in NC roasted a pig once, like whole, could not bring myself to eat any

[rugged quail]

kebab

[polar pulsar]

I love me a chicken bhuna

[remote scroll]

I’ll fuck up a burger tho

[polar pulsar]

love me greggs too

[normal tiger]

Do not sex the burger

[lunar sparrow]

We used to do hog roasts every year

[remote scroll]

Fuck up not fuck a

[normal tiger]

Beans are reliably good

[polar pulsar]

baked beans are hugely mid

[rugged quail]

eat daal which is lentils

[remote scroll]

It smelled great but I can’t see the animals face and then eat part of it, too much for me, man

[lunar sparrow]

Sweet baked beans or the baked beans from the uk

[polar pulsar]

Baked beans belong on a full English and nothing else

[normal tiger]

By their lonesome or with other stuff too

[remote scroll]

PORK N BEANS

[lunar sparrow]

Yeah that used to get me when I was little

[polar pulsar]

they are mid in general I’ll only scran them with a brekkie

[normal tiger]

Beans just go with everything they’re so versatile

Faur

[remote scroll]

beans

[polar pulsar]

I could shag a Toby carvery right now

[remote scroll]

Love beans not the British kind tho

[normal tiger]

Mr beans

[remote scroll]

The southern kind 🤠

[lunar sparrow]

Bbq beans are the best

[normal tiger]

I kinda just want maccas rn

[remote scroll]

Yuppp

[lunar sparrow]

With bacon in it

[remote scroll]

U see they got some new jalapeño burger?

[polar pulsar]

They’ve got the cheese bites back at maccies

[remote scroll]

I wanna try it tbh

[normal tiger]

jalapeño burger is wild

[remote scroll]

I love spicy food

But I also have ibs

[lunar sparrow]

My grandma used to make home made baked beans with giant pieces of bacon in it and everyone would fight over it lmao

[normal tiger]

I like those mozzy sticks with jalapeños in them

[remote scroll]

Jalapeño poppers?

[normal tiger]

nerfed

[normal tiger]

yeah I like those

[polar pulsar]

Bro can’t control her shit

that’s peak

[remote scroll]

Do u think it stops me? Only slows me down

[polar pulsar]

We used to bully our science teacher for having ibs

[lunar sparrow]

I make dove jalapeño poppers that are bacon wrapped

It's the bomb

[remote scroll]

A lot of ppl got ibs

Just not diagnosed

[polar pulsar]

I can’t wait for pigs in blankets

[normal tiger]

pov my lactose intolerant friend when he decides to get ice cream with the mandem

[remote scroll]

Upset tummy syndrome fr

[normal tiger]

bro proceeds to decimate the toilet thereafter

[remote scroll]

Me because I’m also lactose intolerant

I love cheese

[lunar sparrow]

Rip

[remote scroll]

I will never stop

[normal tiger]

damn ur nerfed like crazy

[remote scroll]

Most people got it bro

[normal tiger]

the funniest thing for me is people allergic to grass

[remote scroll]

You’d be surprised

[normal tiger]

literally the biggest skill issue I’ve ever seen

[remote scroll]

My legs get itchy but I don’t break out in hives

[lunar sparrow]

I'm allergic to grass

[remote scroll]

So I don’t think I’m allergic js irritated

[normal tiger]

yeah ur on discord it’s pretty self selecting

[remote scroll]

u r too harry?!?!?!!?!?!?

[normal tiger]

no but I’m normal

[lunar sparrow]

I'm allergic to grass but lived on a hay farm

[normal tiger]

only here cuz I’m British

[remote scroll]

Yk as long as I’ve known you… I don’t think I’ve ever been able to figure out what the fuck is in ur pfp

[normal tiger]

Yeah you’re not the first

And you won’t be the last

[remote scroll]

Is it one of those ai pieces of dookie

Where it’s a picture but nothing in it actually exist

Cus if so, ur gay for that

[lunar sparrow]

Lmao

[normal tiger]

this was before the time of ai

[normal tiger]

but yes

[normal tiger]

no ur mum

[stuck harness]

queers

[polar pulsar]

The birds are chirping this morning

Jk it’s the voices in my head

[lunar sparrow]

Lmao

I just hear crickets

So many crickets

[spice pebble]

I FINALLY MADE IT TO FONTAINE LETS GOOOO

[high vector]

https://tenor.com/view/pumpkin-spice-gif-14902205

Its supposed to be a gif

why did it send as a link?

[modest glen]

ye

[lunar sparrow]

Is the new aot season out

Idek when I stopped watching

[calm patio]

they’re doing the final part rn

ummm next and final final final part is sometime in autumn

[lunar sparrow]

Oh nice

I think I watched until season 4

[calm patio]

oh ya the other part dropped like june i think?

but ykno they take forever to drop new shit for attack

[lunar sparrow]

Ohh I haven't watched it yet then

Fr

[calm patio]

its good ngl

[normal tiger]

I forgot everything after s2

[calm patio]

lots of juicy shit happens

rip potato chip baby

i could never forget that fr

[lunar sparrow]

I want more made in abyss

Idek why I started watching it but now I'm too into it

[calm patio]

oh damn i watched that with my homie and we got turned off

cuhs they had that nonce scene

[lunar sparrow]

Yeah it's a wack show

Lots of unnecessary shit lmao

[calm patio]

bro ong

land of the lustrous is good idk if you’ve seen it

[lunar sparrow]

I don't think I have

[calm patio]

now… it is cgi, but

its not bad cgi like berserk

[lunar sparrow]

It looks good

I'll have to watch it

I need to finish the new baki season too

[calm patio]

oh damn they dropped a new baki season?!

bruh say less

[lunar sparrow]

Yeah it's about that one dude

Pickle

Caveman dude

[calm patio]

ah i don’t remember much from it it’s been so long

[lunar sparrow]

It's kinda wack

Idk if I can say it without getting in trouble but pickle like grapes a girl

It was weird

[calm patio]

oh damn ya i forgot how gnarly they get on the show

[calm isle]

Weeb chat

[lunar sparrow]

Damn

[calm patio]

you seen the donald trunk news too eh

[scenic stump]

I want pickles

[calm isle]

Free my mans

[calm patio]

bro just went to the strip club that’s all

[calm isle]

Free daddy Trump 😩

[calm patio]

💯💯💯

bro shouldn’t be in there! he ain’t do nothing wrong

[calm isle]

He should’ve smiled in the mug shot and he should’ve stayed in jail for a week so he could kick it with young thug

[calm patio]

fr bro

[calm isle]

Bro dropped 2 balls 💀

[calm patio]

a young thug x donald trump mixtape?

[calm isle]

🔥

[calm patio]

donald slime boutta flood the streets

[calm isle]

Tell me how tf I got covid after the pandemic ended

[lunar sparrow]

Lmao

[calm patio]

bruh people still getting covid?

o thought that shit was a myth

[west stone]

Hi

[small hazel]

obamna

everyone sleeby

[deft creek]

maw

[lunar sparrow]

I want to sleep but my brain won't let me

[small hazel]

i worked closing shift so decompress moment

[lunar sparrow]

Real

[calm isle]

It’s not a myth but if you die from this shit you’re a bitch fr

[swift bear]

I just guzzled so much water

I love creatine

[calm isle]

Throat hurt 😖

[swift bear]

😜

[calm isle]

I’m smoking weed with a sore throat and it hurts so good

[modest glen]

hot

[calm isle]

Need medicine

Gonna get medicinal crack from the crackheads in the park

Mods asleep?? I’m boutta slur

[normal tiger]

Almost the weekend

[deft creek]

oi

im here

[deft creek]

weekend for me

[normal tiger]

You don’t work

It doesn’t count

I kinda wanna nap

[deft creek]

me too

ive been up for 8 hrs already holy shit

HOW FAST HAS IT BEEN EIGHT HRS

[patent bolt]

make it 80

[deft creek]

why

[patent bolt]

why not

also you might see cool things if you stay up long enough

[deft creek]

i see cool things in my sleep tho

[swift bear]

my dreams have been insane recently

like unhinged

but i cant remember them well

[deft creek]

i dont dream anymore THANK GOD

[swift bear]

i love dreaming

[deft creek]

i used to dream like 700 dreams a night

[swift bear]

im a DREAMER!

[deft creek]

and not remember anyth but wake up tired

bc WTF IS 700 DREAMS

[swift bear]

thats crazy

[deft creek]

my brain be working too much while sleeping

and now its js quiet

[swift bear]

were they fun dreams though?

[deft creek]

most of them were random dreams

sometime i dreamt of the things i did

during that day

and then some cool ones

[swift bear]

i keep dreaming about the army

[deft creek]

i had this thing where the last person i thought if would end up in my dream

but after i fixed my sleep i stopped dreaming

[deft creek]

join the army!

[swift bear]

soon!

i miss the finnish army.

I hope the US army is fun

[deft creek]

wait actually

OH WHAT UR FR

[swift bear]

yeah

im a soldier

[deft creek]

mashallah

[swift bear]

thats my career

[deft creek]

that so cool do u do service work in the management or u get all the cool guns

[swift bear]

i was doing infantry and recon stuff in finland

so fun stuff.

but i want to be in a tank in the US

[deft creek]

thats awesome

did u also spend most of ur time there and get out during the weekends

or did u have shifts

[scenic stump]

https://gamegoda.com/?ref=1224051

[swift bear]

no it was different because covid times

[scenic stump]

https://gamegoda.com/?ref=1224051

[swift bear]

we would be at army for 3-4 weeks then at home for 2-3 weeks

[deft creek]

link bot so silly

[deft creek]

ohh

[scenic stump]

Play and make money 😉

[swift bear]

but its back to weekends now my brother says

[deft creek]

no 😉

[swift bear]

he is doing his service in finland now

[scenic stump]

OK😉

[deft creek]

mashallah

so every guy does military stuff everywhere except bahrain

cool pussy men we got here

[scenic stump]

are you a muslim ?

[deft creek]

yes

[scenic stump]

😉

[deft creek]

ok

[swift bear]

not everyone wants to do it in finland these days

its mixed. Some like it but a lot of people hate it

its not like we are all badasses lol

[deft creek]

i mean i understand what ur saying but over here its like

FREEDOM OF CHOICE

[swift bear]

yeah

[deft creek]

theres no ''in case of war'''

we all dying FO SHO if war

lmao its so funny here

[swift bear]

i still have to wait a few weeks to get the process started to join :(

[deft creek]

when r u expected to join

[swift bear]

did too much haram weed and the THC is still in my piss

[deft creek]

mann

[swift bear]

i hope i can pass the drug test in a few weeks

hope i can join in a month or so

[deft creek]

i hope so too

ill pray for u !

[swift bear]

thanks :)

[deft creek]

youre welcome

[swift bear]

i got nothing to do here. No friends in this state

[deft creek]

its fine youll be busy soon

its atleast better than making connections then miss everyone

[swift bear]

yeah true

[deft creek]

is it a 12mth thing for u too?

[swift bear]

i havent had real irl friends in years though

its bad

[swift bear]

what is that?

oh wait nvm

[deft creek]

my bestie of FIVE yrs is gonna do service work in a week and im so sad

[swift bear]

no US military is like an actual job. so a 4 year contract probably

but i can do 20 years total and retire

[deft creek]

the 1 million dollar question is

are u gonna do 20

[swift bear]

i hope i can

its a tiring job

[deft creek]

okay i'll give u the 1 million when im rich

[swift bear]

keep in touch with them!!

[deft creek]

i'll be 39 in 20 holy shit

[deft creek]

hes gonna be back like every weekend

BUT NO PHONE NO NTH FOR THE WEEEEEKE

ugh

[swift bear]

ill be 41 lol

[deft creek]

i want him to wake up now

UR TWENYONE

[swift bear]

yep

[deft creek]

lucky i wanna be 21

actualy wait no not yet

[swift bear]

oh easy you will miss him but that will make it better when he is around

[deft creek]

i wanna be 21 when its time

[swift bear]

yeah dont rush it

[deft creek]

yes yes i have this thing

where i glow up every 2 yrs (ty gym)

so like in 2 years my glowup will be awesome

21 will be my peak and then i'll be magestic

[swift bear]

YES

easy

my glowup has been insane and im not even done

[deft creek]

working out is so fun

[deft creek]

ME TOO

[swift bear]

omg yes please i need more middle east friends!!!

i want to visit one day

[deft creek]

come

(i wont show u around)

i'll send u a group of ppl

and stay mysterious

[swift bear]

lol

[deft creek]

but youll have fun

ez

malorie mystery

[swift bear]

wow so mysterious

[deft creek]

oooo magik

[swift bear]

sign of insecurity??

🫣

[deft creek]

no im a girl and muslim

PPFFT

[swift bear]

oh lol wait yeah nvm

[deft creek]

HAHAHAHAHA

im not insecure of anything im malorie

[swift bear]

LMAO you should just come to the US then

[deft creek]

thats funny

out of all places US

[swift bear]

wait no EU better

[deft creek]

nahhhhhhh

[deft creek]

better option

i wanna go to italy

[swift bear]

i was there but i was too young to remember

which means i need to go back

[deft creek]

and phillipines and oman and bali

greece

and then home

[swift bear]

europe tour

[deft creek]

we can do that too

train rides to germany swiss

[swift bear]

ill probably be in germany or poland if i get stationed there

[deft creek]

france

[deft creek]

ooooo

[swift bear]

france is fun

[deft creek]

ive nvr been

BUT I WANNA GO TO FRANCE AND LEARN FRENCH TOO

ughh one day inshallah

[swift bear]

i want to go to raves in europe with my friend from malaysia

[marsh prawn]

on so many antibiotics rn

im racist towards cyborg

[swift bear]

being a cyborg would be cool

[marsh prawn]

i think it'd be cool in the way you have advanced limbs

but wouldn't you feel a little less human and lose your sense of humanity