general

[tawdry apex]

[jaunty ferry]

Looool

[sonic root]

im in a pub wooo

[normal tiger]

I need someone to teach me how to squat with a barbell

[rugged quail]

just squat

u bend ur legs and go down

[normal tiger]

Doesn’t feel balanced I feel like I’m gonna tip over

[rugged quail]

watch squat university videos

[remote delta]

suavementeeee

[jaunty ferry]

Sounds fun I want beer rn

[rugged quail]

english only please maam

[sonic root]

ill buy u one

[remote delta]

what if i say no

[normal tiger]

English only get banned kid

[remote delta]

yawn!

[rugged quail]

then we turn scotland into london

[jaunty ferry]

That sounds fantastic, I’d appreciate that 🙏

[sonic root]

lessgooo

[remote delta]

id like to see you try

i will singlehandedly take down london

[rugged quail]

addidas roadmen r coming for u

[remote delta]

we have worse versions of roadmen lol

[rugged quail]

I am coming for u

[remote delta]

woo! fiesta party party

[jaunty ferry]

Hell yes god bless your generous soul

[rugged quail]

and im bringing clear pepsi

[remote delta]

omg thats a thing

[rugged quail]

theres a diet clear pepsi too

[normal tiger]

Cant yawn anymore 💀

[remote delta]

LOL

i forgot my b

ad

[normal tiger]

yes end of an era

[solid monolith]

h-hi

[sonic root]

no way its marsh

[velvet steeple]

sup vic

[sonic root]

nothing much hbu

[velvet steeple]

nothing much at all. bored as fuck until work

[jaunty ferry]

I’m bored at work 😂

[velvet steeple]

i feel that lmao

[jaunty ferry]

Only 9:30 in the morning and ready for a beer 😂

[velvet steeple]

crack one open at work

[jaunty ferry]

Nahhh, I don’t drink and drive lol got a bunch of shit I gotta do

[sonic root]

relatable but its like 5:30pm

[velvet steeple]

drinking and driving is completely okay and is safe and legal 😃

[jaunty ferry]

Shitttt, I wish it was 5:30😭

[sonic root]

im not going out drinking till like 8

[jaunty ferry]

Never in my life will I touch alcohol and then get behind the wheel

[velvet steeple]

i dont even drink so i cant say anything lmao i just say dumb shit

[jaunty ferry]

That’s fair 💀

[velvet steeple]

nothing better than some heroin and a day of driving to get the body right

[pastel wedge]

Wha

[elfin imp]

who can prove that I lie

[velvet steeple]

anyone

[pastel wedge]

Yourself

[jaunty ferry]

Ain’t nothing like hard drugs

[normal tiger]

money is a drug

[jaunty ferry]

Fr fr

[normal tiger]

love is a hard drug

[velvet steeple]

cum a drug fr

[normal tiger]

Frfr

[elfin imp]

drugs are drugs

[earnest remnant]

I love drugs

Give mod

[jaunty ferry]

Lmfao

[normal tiger]

drugs galore

[elfin imp]

drug drug drug

[normal tiger]

Where

[elfin imp]

up ur butt

🫵😂

[velvet steeple]

GOTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

[normal tiger]

found em in deez

[velvet steeple]

dont do it

[normal tiger]

who looked at a bee hive and thought that they’re hiding something delicious

[velvet steeple]

i wonder the same thing with mfs when people got cows milk

someone either went and sucked that shit or started fiddling

[normal tiger]

Ong

[earnest remnant]

I hate homosexuals

[normal tiger]

I never understand homophobia or racism

[wintry remnant]

not with that pfp fruity ahh

[normal tiger]

like how people got enough energy to hate on entire group of people

[velvet steeple]

its impressive

its the energy i dont got

[normal tiger]

Fr I’m just trynna live my life

[velvet steeple]

the fact that some people cant sleep at night knowing there is a certain group they hate mind boggles me. i be goin to sleep thinking about kissing the homies

[normal tiger]

Ong

Life is a highway

And I wanna ride it all night long

[gusty palm]

guh

[drowsy mason]

Buh

[gusty palm]

@drowsy mason hi

[drowsy mason]

@gusty palm hi

[gusty palm]

hru mans

[drowsy mason]

Im good cuh hru

[gusty palm]

goob

im at schoo 💯

[drowsy mason]

Fyaaaa

[gusty palm]

omfg mac

tell me why this buh keeps calling me "pup" and "kid"

wtf does this mean bro HELPPP

[drowsy mason]

Bro thinks ur 15 or sum

[gusty palm]

GUH

[normal tiger]

Insane in the membrane

[proud glen]

[sonic root]

what the fuck

[fresh peak]

[normal tiger]

So true lid

[fresh peak]

I gotta pee

[normal tiger]

[sonic root]

[fresh peak]

Wtf

Sorry for the over share ig…

[proud sandal]

[fresh peak]

Man

[loud glacier]

poop

[normal tiger]

The dog days are over

[silk folio]

the dog days are done

the horses are coming :/

[hardy estuary]

Pause

[delicate lynx]

need more bullets

[delicate lynx]

yuck

[red bronze]

when the cut becomes me sittitng infrornt of my fridge at 10pm

settling to eat ice

0 calories

[delicate lynx]

[normal tiger]

It’s fried eggs time babbyyyyy

[steel coral]

what u using to fry?

[normal tiger]

a pan

with oil in it

[jaunty ferry]

Oh

[jaunty ferry]

Horses sound great

[silk folio]

youd be surprised, sometimes theyre nasty lil guys

[delicate lynx]

I mean

they be horses

[normal tiger]

horses are scary

[jaunty ferry]

[delicate lynx]

they cool tho

[normal tiger]

from a distance

[delicate lynx]

no up close

[jaunty ferry]

Oh I know hah, my friend has horses

[delicate lynx]

Imagine one of those fuckers kicking u

[normal tiger]

They’re too powerful one of my friends got hind kicked

[sonic root]

drinks time soon frr

[normal tiger]

bro broke 3 bones

[silk folio]

i have one too lol

[delicate lynx]

[stuck harness]

Hello gay people

[jaunty ferry]

Oh that sounds great, I’m jealous. Pls have drink for me

[silk folio]

they can be mean and are strong af

[normal tiger]

Especially since we’ve beefed up horses with iron feet

[jaunty ferry]

Let me see

[normal tiger]

A kick is wild

[delicate lynx]

mf gona kick u into the grave

[silk folio]

in a bit

[delicate lynx]

zebras are worse

[jaunty ferry]

Ok ok

[sonic root]

will do

[normal tiger]

idk how humans looked at them and decided that they can get them to drive their carriages

[normal tiger]

zebras are just wild horses innit

[delicate lynx]

naaaaaah they wild horses on drugs

[jaunty ferry]

Thank you

[delicate lynx]

mfs can kick harder than normal horses

[normal tiger]

apparently there’s only one wild horse left with 62 chromosomes or smthn

[delicate lynx]

LMAO

[normal tiger]

Syndrome might be down but the horse knows what’s up

[delicate lynx]

yessir

[normal tiger]

[red bronze]

i need someone to kick me

[delicate lynx]

[normal tiger]

Fried eggs great until the pan start giving you damage with its oil spray

[stuck harness]

@normal tiger group seggs

[brazen grotto]

Gday lads

[brazen grotto]

Oh no. My pants, they shit themselves

[red bronze]

smash foxxy

[drowsy mason]

Faxxxx

What ab golden freddy

[normal tiger]

Yes

Fnaf lore scarier than the game

[sonic root]

when

[jaunty ferry]

Sounds fun

Interested

[scenic stump]

AHHHGGHHHHGHHHHHHHHH

oh its a gif

[drowsy mason]

Guh

[scenic stump]

ghi

[ancient hawk]

She's had it with us

[hardy estuary]

What the internet did to Garfield is a goated video

[pseudo mortar]

Garfield is one of my favorite movies lmao

[hardy estuary]

Nah Im sorry that movie is so bad

Bill Murray should not have been apart of that

[pseudo mortar]

That’s what makes it good

It’s funny bad

[hardy estuary]

There’s a difference between bad good movies and just plain awfully bad movies

[pseudo mortar]

Not just bad

[hardy estuary]

Like grown ups is a bad good movie

[pseudo mortar]

Nahhhh

Now you cross the line

Not grown ups

[hardy estuary]

It’s bad

But bad that makes it funny

[sonic root]

imma have to agree

[hardy estuary]

Garfield is just shit

[sonic root]

havent seen the garf movie

[hardy estuary]

Fat cat eat lasagna

[pseudo mortar]

It funny

[sonic root]

i see

[pseudo mortar]

It’s also nostalgic

[hardy estuary]

Anyone recommend any good cheap gaming laptops

I moved out and I need to get one

[sonic root]

what do u call cheap

[hardy estuary]

No more pc😭

[pseudo mortar]

1mil

[sonic root]

sheesh

[hardy estuary]

500ish

600

[sonic root]

dollars?

[pseudo mortar]

What kind of gaming are you gonna do?

[hardy estuary]

Yea

[sonic root]

whats that in england money

[hardy estuary]

Csgo mostly

[pseudo mortar]

Pffft

[hardy estuary]

450 pounds

[pseudo mortar]

You can play CSGO on a potato

[sonic root]

ye idk any then

[hardy estuary]

Nah bro

U can’t at least on a Mac 😂

[pseudo mortar]

I played it on a shitty $300 laptop

[sonic root]

mine was £800

[hardy estuary]

Shit is so ass

[pseudo mortar]

The gaming laptop I have is $800

[hardy estuary]

I have a Mac and it can only play Minecarft and stardew valley

[sonic root]

macs fucking SUCK

[hardy estuary]

Ik

[red bronze]

smashhh

[pseudo mortar]

But I play on desktop

[sonic root]

nice

[hardy estuary]

If I sell my Mac I could use that money for the laptop

[sonic root]

yes

do it

[unkempt ember]

lap dance

[sonic root]

from who

[fresh peak]

Did you know that you also have to piss

[delicate lynx]

no I didnt

I never piss

[fresh peak]

oh no

Well u better start

[delicate lynx]

No

[gusty palm]

guys

[scenic stump]

just watched fits

bro is not funny

[mint dagger]

ehelo

@slate mantle

[jaunty ferry]

Oh

[mint dagger]

:(

[jaunty ferry]

Lmfao they really do

[slate mantle]

HE;LO

[shy sand]

alwyas have been

[calm root]

always indeed

[median oxide]

let the good times roll

[ancient hawk]

Shonkkk

Mimimimmimimimimimimii

[south summit]

[frosty path]

.

[scenic stump]

U could try Fitz, he is way funnier

[normal tiger]

the dog days are over

[gusty palm]

guh

[normal tiger]

hi kenz

[gusty palm]

hi harry !!

im home now

[normal tiger]

how's schoo

fire

[gusty palm]

goob, im so tired

[normal tiger]

almost the weekend

[silk folio]

[orchid willow]

hi

[gusty palm]

i know, im so ready

hi emre

[orchid willow]

its always weekend

hi kenzie

[normal tiger]

smooth w it

[orchid willow]

devon 😳

[jaunty ferry]

I can’t wait for the weekend lol

[silk folio]

ikr

[normal tiger]

you ever wanna take a cat and ring it out

[orchid willow]

hi!

[jaunty ferry]

Yooo ernre!!

[silk folio]

no wtf

[jaunty ferry]

Hello

[normal tiger]

like a wet towel

they're so flexy

[orchid willow]

i- i dont have a cat

[jaunty ferry]

I had cat

[normal tiger]

me neither

[orchid willow]

[jaunty ferry]

A cat in a hat

[silk folio]

i am going to buy a couch

[normal tiger]

it strange to me that the world generlaly seems to love dogs but everyone here loves cats

[silk folio]

i love cats

and love dogs

[jaunty ferry]

Yes

[normal tiger]

but people seem more cat obsessed than dog obsessed here

[jaunty ferry]

Both very nice

[silk folio]

its bc people on here are chronically online

a dog would require them to go outside

[jaunty ferry]

This is true

[normal tiger]

that's actually an excellent hypothesis

[jaunty ferry]

No one likes outside

[silk folio]

i was just outside

[south summit]

The word cocktail is fucking hilarious

[silk folio]

and i got a rash from the heat, so i had to come in

[south summit]

Aihht im off

[silk folio]

what is your excuse?

[jaunty ferry]

I work outside

[silk folio]

that is fair

[jaunty ferry]

So when I done work I tired and like inside

[silk folio]

next

[fresh peak]

[orchid willow]

heat was bad but i made 19k steps

[normal tiger]

20k a day minimum come on

[orchid willow]

it's so hard..

[jaunty ferry]

I do about 25k steps a day

[normal tiger]

just like deez

[silk folio]

im getting promoted on saturday aaaa

[orchid willow]

it's over 30 degrees in the day

[silk folio]

idk how to feel

[jaunty ferry]

Oh that is good news what promotion

[silk folio]

couple of my coworkers have been in talks with the peeps about getting the position they offered me this morning

[void bough]

wait shut up for a sec i have something to say

[normal tiger]

working saturdays is sad

[void bough]

wait harry shut up

wait shut up for a sec

[silk folio]

worried itll cause resentment

[void bough]

shut up for a sec

[jaunty ferry]

It will be fine!

[void bough]

ok continue

[normal tiger]

ur mum

[silk folio]

id like to think so, but theres already some resentment

[void bough]

UR MUM!?

[silk folio]

my rough pay got out there and spread around and everyone is all cranky about it lol

[jaunty ferry]

I mean that’s gonna happen in any job tbh

[silk folio]

especially because ive only been here since may

[normal tiger]

wagwan beau

[silk folio]

im making the most out of my peers even those who have been here a year+

[jaunty ferry]

It’s jealousy

[silk folio]

it is

but it still sucks

i hate confrontation

[normal tiger]

its a dog eat dog world

[silk folio]

not that they confront me about any of it, they just complain to the managers lol

[jaunty ferry]

It does suck. But gotta just keep positive and move forward lol

[silk folio]

but they do stuff on the sideline

[normal tiger]

which is a weird saying because I don't think dogs eat dogs

[orchid willow]

beans on a toast?

[silk folio]

and then i get in trouble for it

[jaunty ferry]

Yes

[normal tiger]

goes hard

[jaunty ferry]

That’s not fair to you wtf

[orchid willow]

is this a thing??

im joking nvm

[silk folio]

they complained to my managers about my pay and said they deserve it and not me, and my managers sat me downa nd told me not to talk about it

[south summit]

U know what

[silk folio]

and i guess it created a big thing lol

[south summit]

Cockpit is even funnier

[normal tiger]

how do they know how much you make

[jaunty ferry]

Yeah, coworkers will always do that unfortunately

Instead of being happy for your success

[silk folio]

but 1. i didnt tell them how much i make 2. youre legally not allowed to tell me i cant talk about it and 3. why am i in trouble anyways?

they dont

they assumed and got it pretty close lol

[scenic stump]

FUCK

[silk folio]

im maxed out

[vernal sapphire]

Me

[silk folio]

i make the most out of my peers and our shift leads

[scenic stump]

No thank you

[jaunty ferry]

Work is just dumb

People suck

[silk folio]

they do lol

[vernal sapphire]

No problem

[jaunty ferry]

Idk why it’s any of their business lmfao

[silk folio]

its not lol

but they dont care

theyre kind of cliquey

theyre all very nice, dont get me wrong

[jaunty ferry]

Of course not lol doesn’t benefit them

[silk folio]

but theres these like three teen boys and they drive me up a wall

[jaunty ferry]

Oooof

That would do it

[silk folio]

and they just whine about it to each other lol

cocky enough to talk but not enough to say it to my face

[south summit]

Guys

Peacock

[silk folio]

if they talked to me about it i would 100% encourage them to fight for better pay

[south summit]

😂😂😂

[random dagger]

Hey chat

[jaunty ferry]

Yep lol that’s about right

[silk folio]

but instead they want to be resentful and talk badly about me

[random dagger]

I hope yall are doing well

[jaunty ferry]

Hi jah

[random dagger]

Devon hii

[jaunty ferry]

Yeah, unfortunately can’t control other people for their shitty actions lol

[silk folio]

its ok, our GM loves me

[random dagger]

Tayy

[silk folio]

most people get a second interview with him, he told the ASM to bypass the second interview and max my pay out

guess they should be better i dunno

[jaunty ferry]

That’s a W

[silk folio]

hi jah!!

[random dagger]

How is chat doing today

[silk folio]

he tells me he wants to fast track me up the line and sees me reaching a managerial position pretty quickly so thats p cool

[silk folio]

good good did you get your computer fixed or replaced

i dont remember which it was

[random dagger]

Just waiting for a part to come in

[brave ginkgo]

Losing my sanity on twitter

[silk folio]

yaaay so exciting!

[south summit]

Cockroach

Not as funny as the other ones

[brave ginkgo]

I love you dawg

[desert basin]

I like you balls

[normal tiger]

what do people do with all the time they save by typing u instead of you

[gusty palm]

i have no clue bruh

[scenic stump]

ok

[real saddle]

@drowsy mason moaw

[drowsy mason]

@real saddle Moaw

[gusty palm]

miau

[drowsy mason]

Ur not a part of this kys

[gusty palm]

okay mb

[real saddle]

no

[grand vessel]

griddy on these fortnite kids

[real saddle]

vc right now

[normal tiger]

kira.

light yagami called

[gray sun]

gm

[normal tiger]

hi eric

[desert basin]

so yall gonnna ignore me huh?

[silk folio]

honestly? yeah.

[jaunty ferry]

Hahahaha

[normal tiger]

damn

[opaque dust]

my parents are talking in the background

[normal tiger]

that's nice

[elfin imp]

i made a lot of oopsies in the past week

they are haunting me

[mental grove]

Laufey

[mortal mauve]

buh

[jovial bramble]

:3

[gusty palm]

slaying

[upper bloom]

grind time

[upper bloom]

im a big fan of the wikihow article

[silk folio]

why tf some chicks on val so toxic for no reason

[gusty palm]

they hate women 😠

[silk folio]

women supporting women not a thing on there orrr

its wild

always duod with some dude too

[scenic stump]

please shut up

[silk folio]

[polar pulsar]

if you play valorant you deserve to be bullied

[scenic stump]

They insecure fr

[silk folio]

i mean im insecure too i dont think thats a good enough excuse

[grand vessel]

Question should be why are NA lobbies so quiet no one talks there

[wraith tendon]

Probably already in a VC or discord with their friends

[silk folio]

NA lobbies do suck

sometimes theyre real good tho lol

noticed everyones cranky today tho

[polar pulsar]

NA just sucks in general lets be honest

[carmine coyote]

Shag me lev

[polar pulsar]

done and done

[carmine coyote]

LESSSGOOOOOO

[grand vessel]

You'd think people would at least give info on the game

But nope

Nothing bro they're completely dead

[silk folio]

crazy how some people ask for money and then get mad at you when you say you cant give them any

as if its your fault they have none

[polar pulsar]

the quality of gameplay in NA on most games compared to EU is just diff

[grand vessel]

Went on NA lobbies thinking they'd actually be funny

[polar pulsar]

Americans aren't funny we all know this

[grand vessel]

Silvers in EU are so cracked

[carmine coyote]

fr

[polar pulsar]

they think shouting and farting is still funny

[grand vessel]

They have no brain

But they one tap you

[carmine coyote]

Plus they think the top tier of comedy is copying the Cockney accent

[polar pulsar]

the only good piece of american comedy is step brothers

and superbad

and maybe the office

[silk folio]

the office isnt funny at all, hello?

[mortal mauve]

buh

[grand vessel]

Eu lobbies are far more funny

[carmine coyote]

Aye don't forget the office divvy

[polar pulsar]

american trying to tell me whats funny

[thorny locust]

g'day

[polar pulsar]

can't be real

[thorny locust]

american moment 🦅

[carmine coyote]

Morning alexa

[silk folio]

someone thinking the office is funny

[mortal mauve]

heyyy ash whatsup

[silk folio]

cant be real

[thorny locust]

lol

[carmine coyote]

I am going to FUCK @brittle shale tommorrow that's what's up

[mortal mauve]

impractical jokers🔥🔥🔥

[polar pulsar]

because the office uses comedy that requires a brain to process it man

[silk folio]

[polar pulsar]

it's not just shouting

[silk folio]

not that youd know

[carmine coyote]

[mortal mauve]

ohmygoodness graciious!!!! GAY⁉️⁉️⁉️

[polar pulsar]

have you seen my bald head, my brains just bursting to come out

[silk folio]

im sure it is

[carmine coyote]

Woah there bud... He is one of the homies, it's homiesexual!

[grand vessel]

Baby on baby

[mortal mauve]

gotcha have a great time

[polar pulsar]

it is

[carmine coyote]

I most squirtenly will

whatsup with you alexa

[polar pulsar]

we get graded on our performance in school and not just for turning up

[grand vessel]

That is so british of you

[silk folio]

gyro would be nice right now

[grand vessel]

Big fat shawarma

Why am I here

Goodbye

[silk folio]

my husband keeps introducing me to new foods and it becomes an obsession 😬

[carmine coyote]

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said no, no, no

[mortal mauve]

dating and robux rn

[upper bloom]

hello schat

[carmine coyote]

What about our marriage.. or are we currently divorced?

[mortal mauve]

oh honey its a open marriage have you forgotten

[carmine coyote]

I'm killing myself

[mortal mauve]

LMFAOOO i would too😭

[real rover]

why tf is it so hot

[mortal mauve]

open marriage is very iffy unless both partners are willing😭

[carmine coyote]

fr it's just for horny mfers that wanna be married

[mortal mauve]

ONG🔥

[real rover]

i genuinely hope the worst for you in life

[mortal mauve]

LMFAAOOOO

[carmine coyote]

Right on brother live long and prosper ✊🏻

[real rover]

no💀

[carmine coyote]

That sticker personifies your existence bud

[real rover]

im probably dying young

[carmine coyote]

lol

[mortal mauve]

i got my pay check and IMMEDIATELY hopped on roblox

[grand vessel]

Based

[mortal mauve]

ong

[carmine coyote]

That sounds like a healthy financial decision

[real rover]

NUH UH

[mortal mauve]

it is, now time to pay rent!

[carmine coyote]

YUH HUH BUDDY

[carmine coyote]

Oh no, out of money

[real rover]

no rent only roblox

[mortal mauve]

ong rent in canada is so expensive even if its just an apartment

[real rover]

DUDE NUH UH

[mortal mauve]

apartment and house renting go for about the same.

[grand vessel]

I need more boulets

[mortal mauve]

BOULLETTES NEEED MORE BOULLETTES

[carmine coyote]

Unlucky

[drowsy mason]

BIGGER WEAPONS

Hasta la vista baby

[grand vessel]

Thanks for the protein sir

[real rover]

whats the energy bill looking like

[carmine coyote]

I am not a rent payer as of now

[mortal mauve]

like hydro?

[real rover]

yuh i heard it skyrocketed

[mortal mauve]

hydro is included with my rent only good thing abt this apartment

[real rover]

what a blessing

[carmine coyote]

That explains the high rent

[real rover]

ong

[mortal mauve]

last month my rent went up by 100

[real rover]

oh boy

[carmine coyote]

Bomboclaat

[real rover]

can you lock in a price on rent

[mortal mauve]

what does that mean

[carmine coyote]

Fixed price rent

Like you sign for a year and they can only raise the price when you renew

[real rover]

yah

ik some places can do that

[mortal mauve]

oh nah

[carmine coyote]

Damn must suck

[mortal mauve]

with inflation alot of renters dont do that anymore

[real rover]

yah i would hate that

whats the price at now

[mortal mauve]

1.6

[real rover]

honestly i though it would be like 2000

[mortal mauve]

my last place I rented at was 1.8, the landlord was an ass

[real rover]

that sounds terrible

[gusty palm]

buh

[swift bear]

BLUH

[still meadow]

Morning

[drowsy mason]

Pluh

[gusty palm]

cuh

[drowsy mason]

Kenzie

[gusty palm]

mac

[normal tiger]

Ya

wn

[gusty palm]

sigh

[drowsy mason]

I love pounani

[gusty palm]

girl i almost had to google that shit again

[drowsy mason]

💀💀💀

Goldfish brain

[gusty palm]

i thought "what is th- "

[gusty palm]

blub blub

[drowsy mason]

U have one🤓👆

[gusty palm]

erm

you've seen my cock b4 what

[drowsy mason]

Trueeeee

Throbbing blood tube

[normal tiger]

Sayin this at 18 is crazy

[drowsy mason]

Kenzie is 25 wym

[normal tiger]

Has anyone seen pursuit of happiness

[high kindle]

Yes

[gusty palm]

real

[gusty palm]

i recognize the name

[drowsy mason]

Let me trace your lines

[gusty palm]

what

[drowsy mason]

Rizz

Not like you have any

Fat ass

[gusty palm]

ur right i do have a fat ass ahaha

[drowsy mason]

Kys bad word

[swift bear]

slayyyyyy jew girl!

[sonic root]

sameee

[gusty palm]

god i hate jews

[normal tiger]

yes it’s a will smith movie

[scenic stump]

Yes

Great movie

[vagrant canyon]

Ok Kanye

[gusty palm]

real

[vagrant canyon]

I miss the old Kanye

[gusty palm]

cuh

[raven shell]

is it weird

[charred veldt]

Can i ju ju on the beat rq?

[charred veldt]

Worrr to everything i own i just realized yo name is juju

Ugly ahh name

[normal tiger]

Hmm

[swift bear]

Did you watch the jew video i sent you?

they are so funny

[jaunty ferry]

Same

[fading latch]

[normal tiger]

Life is a highway

[lunar sparrow]

Real

[brazen grotto]

Hey cuties

[normal tiger]

Hey cosmo

[verbal pecan]

I want to be ridden all night long

[proud glen]

Naw they don’t did it

[normal tiger]

Troy and abed in the morning

yawn

[scenic stump]

Hello@children

[rugged quail]

u r literally 12

[scenic stump]

I’m 18

[rugged quail]

then i must be 62

[scenic stump]

Ok pedo

[rugged quail]

????

[deft creek]

mornin

[normal tiger]

mal

[sharp anchor]

fuck u doin here tony

do i got u on delivered rn tony

nah bro tony got me on opened word on my mother bro

[normal tiger]

more like lam(e)

[rugged quail]

malorie deficit

[normal tiger]

malorie surplus

[gusty palm]

buhh

[normal tiger]

stfu

i'm so bored

[rocky thistle]

Same

[normal tiger]

do something

[unkempt ember]

bend over

[normal tiger]

hi norby

[spice pebble]

what happens if u never release gas

do u just implode or like

[normal tiger]

what gas

[spice pebble]

like fart gas and burp gas

gas

like what happens

[normal tiger]

maybe you pop a blood vessel

[unkempt ember]

Hello Harold

[marsh prawn]

stuck between wanting to bulk or stay skinny legend

[unkempt ember]

stay sexy is an option for ya

[marsh prawn]

im sexy regardless

[normal tiger]

what's up

[unkempt ember]

Ik Nat

[unkempt ember]

I breathe, hru?

[spice pebble]

why not lean beef nat

[gusty palm]

hey guys

[normal tiger]

breathing is good

[marsh prawn]

not nearly tall enough to look like her

[spice pebble]

shes like 5'3

[marsh prawn]

SRE YOU SERUOUS

[spice pebble]

yes

[marsh prawn]

HOW IS SHE SO WIDE

[unkempt ember]

she’s hot though

[spice pebble]

💀💀 anatomy ig

[normal tiger]

who's hot

[marsh prawn]

oh well i have a petite figure 😭😭

[unkempt ember]

Nat

Nat is hot

[marsh prawn]

Patty

and nor

and jodie

[spice pebble]

pls send cock and balls

[normal tiger]

isn't nor a bloke

[marsh prawn]

you want it from a ball up angle

[unkempt ember]

my cock is humongous

[normal tiger]

proof

[marsh prawn]

trying to be outside more at night to get used to random bugs 😭

but ts is annoying

[normal tiger]

bro is building immunity

[unkempt ember]

Bring flamethrower

[marsh prawn]

they don't deserve to die :(

[unkempt ember]

too long to send in one go

[unkempt ember]

I do though

[marsh prawn]

can't believe im seeing doja, ice spice and sexxy red all in November 😭

[marsh prawn]

no :(

[scenic stump]

Doja new song is so good

[unkempt ember]

I will feed you my soul, easy

[marsh prawn]

pttr is good but when the rest of the album drops im going to levitate

[normal tiger]

send in two

[marsh prawn]

i can't wait for gun to come out

or ftg

[scenic stump]

Mmm mmm

[unkempt ember]

Might be in 8’s

[scenic stump]

I don’t follow that but I cannot wait for this month to end

[marsh prawn]

i already have it darling

[scenic stump]

Start drinking matcha in the morning

[normal tiger]

respect

[scenic stump]

Istg my skin had become so better

[marsh prawn]

they're just songs from the tracklist that she leaked a little of

[scenic stump]

Ooo that’s pre cool

[marsh prawn]

i wouldn't expect you to know unless you're a fan don't worry

[unkempt ember]

My sweet love, take me away

[scenic stump]

Nah I just listen to some of her music from time to time

[unkempt ember]

gotta stuff it into a pocket dimension, I don’t have a license

[scenic stump]

I am gonna make mochi chocolate chip cookie

[normal tiger]

hammer dimension

[scenic stump]

I am doing this because it helps me cope whilst losing weight so I give it to all my friends and family hehehehehr

[normal tiger]

ughhh i'm so bored

[scenic stump]

Eat a cookie harry

[unkempt ember]

become unbored

Gargle Gort’s cookies

idfk

[marsh prawn]

ofc ofc casual listener i completely understand

[scenic stump]

Gort

[scenic stump]

Gort

[spice pebble]

yes pls

[unkempt ember]

yes, Gort

[spice pebble]

i want u to peek on the side of ur pp

[unkempt ember]

peek mid

[scenic stump]

I am Gort

Yesterday that thing I my profile I put it in my partner bag and now it is with him

I have 2 of them

[normal tiger]

gimme a cookie

[scenic stump]

He will buy me more

[unkempt ember]

I am Norwegian

[scenic stump]

Gort

[scenic stump]

No you aren’t

[unkempt ember]

how do you know

[scenic stump]

I have spoken to you

[unkempt ember]

have I spoken to you

[scenic stump]

Yes

[normal tiger]

really

you give off strong american energ

[spice pebble]

fr

[normal tiger]

jods!

[unkempt ember]

since hwen hab I spoke to ze lad named Gort

[spice pebble]

definitely giving 16 year old american

[spice pebble]

hey hairy 🥰

[unkempt ember]

no you got it wrong, I give off nuclear warhead vibes

[scenic stump]

My name bel

[unkempt ember]

idk who that is ngl

[normal tiger]

wagwan

[spice pebble]

erm

[normal tiger]

so old and unused in 80 years

[spice pebble]

ow soon

[scenic stump]

I am Bela

[unkempt ember]

I still dunno

[unkempt ember]

I’m gonna bend you over and ram this interdimensional cock in your ass

[spice pebble]

yikes

anywhoo

[normal tiger]

what's with this pent up aggression

[unkempt ember]

dunno

[normal tiger]

see a shrink

[scenic stump]

You are weird

I don’t like you

[unkempt ember]

nothing new

[scenic stump]

I think you burn

[unkempt ember]

Good, I hate myself just as much

[scenic stump]

All hail king Gort

[normal tiger]

sweet caroline dun dun dun

[deft creek]

harry

[weary silo]

real💀

[normal tiger]

how're you mal

[stuck harness]

That explains it

[deft creek]

i'm okay hru

[gusty palm]

@stuck harness

[deft creek]

i'm pretty happy actually

[stuck harness]

Hi

[deft creek]

hi

[stuck harness]

Hello

[scenic stump]

Your profile is joke yea?

[gusty palm]

what

[deft creek]

good day to you too

[stuck harness]

Did tbh

DIE

[deft creek]

HA NO

[gusty palm]

wdyw?

[weary silo]

absolutley💀

[gusty palm]

whyd you ping me

[deft creek]

issok kenny now i'll give u hug

[gusty palm]

hi mal

[deft creek]

how r u doing

did u eat sleep kids wife

anyth new

[gusty palm]

goob

couldn't afford to feed the kids lol

[deft creek]

eeping catto

it's alright u did ur best

[gusty palm]

i tried 😔

[deft creek]

we're proud of you

another lifetime maybe you'll get it

[scenic stump]

Go get mental help ya slag

[weary silo]

Already getting trust the process

[deft creek]

'mental help ya slag'

[weary silo]

gimme time

[deft creek]

that's new

[weary silo]

im an elmo enthusiast

💀

[deft creek]

as in

elmo warm hugs elmo

[weary silo]

no

[deft creek]

who's elmo

[normal tiger]

elmo eats children

[weary silo]

as in elmo hates rocco elmo

exactly

[deft creek]

oh

[weary silo]

elmo is also from the ghetto

canonically

[deft creek]

aren't we all

[unkempt ember]

Explains what

[gusty palm]

buh

[deft creek]

buh

where's juj anyways

i haven't seen her in long long days

[weary silo]

i was gonna make a joke but im not

[gusty palm]

i hate men guys

[gusty palm]

@molten arrow hi snookums

[deft creek]

snookie!

[normal tiger]

juj

[gusty palm]

we'll see if she responds ig

[deft creek]

yes juj

inshallah!

[normal tiger]

goober

[deft creek]

she has a life now

no mo disco

[gusty palm]

ik she does smh

[deft creek]

wanna be her so bad

ice water is SO GOOD AFTER COFFEE

[weary silo]

you ever eat coffee grounds

[deft creek]

no have you

[weary silo]

yes its actually quite the refreshment

[deft creek]

what's it like

i might consider

[weary silo]

its like when you get home from a long day of work

and

nvm 💀

[stuck harness]

Huh

[deft creek]

i think it'll be good but idk what's it like to work

[stuck harness]

Guybs I'm so hungery

[weary silo]

eat some coffee grounds

[deft creek]

i haven't made breakfast yet come

[deft creek]

okay!

[stuck harness]

What's for breakfast

[deft creek]

i was thinking of making french toast

[weary silo]

lmk how you like it

[deft creek]

what do you want

[stuck harness]

MASHALLAH

I love French toast

[deft creek]

perfect then come we'll eat

u want 2 or

three or one or four

[stuck harness]

One time in year 5 I ate straight coffee beans i wanted to die

[spice pebble]

GOOOLLLYYY

[stuck harness]

7

[deft creek]

u want french toast

[spice pebble]

yes pls

[deft creek]

alright

[stuck harness]

Holy moly

[weary silo]

i eat them everyday for breakfast

[deft creek]

how manyy

[spice pebble]

uhh

[stuck harness]

YOOO

[spice pebble]

can i get uhhhhh

[deft creek]

yes go ahead

[spice pebble]

uhhhhh

2

[deft creek]

bet

[spice pebble]

and can u slice them for me pls

[deft creek]

harry want french toast!

[normal tiger]

yesss

i'm hungry

[deft creek]

yes do u want a diagonal slice or right down the middle

[deft creek]

how many

[spice pebble]

diagonal pls

[deft creek]

inshallah

[normal tiger]

2 please

[unique field]

L harry

[stuck harness]

Who want me🤣

[rugged quail]

poop

[normal tiger]

why L dark

[calm isle]

[unkempt ember]

I am going to gag you with eyeliner and paint your nails so they match mine

[normal tiger]

what the heck

[unkempt ember]

what the flip

[normal tiger]

norby

[rugged quail]

[unkempt ember]

horoscope

[normal tiger]

just keep swimming

[unkempt ember]

[normal tiger]

cancer

[weary silo]

uh oh

[gusty palm]

wtf

[weary silo]

uhm..yes💀

[unkempt ember]

[normal tiger]

its a horoscope sign

i think

[deft creek]

inshallah

[normal tiger]

mal

[gloomy peak]

where is cam

[normal tiger]

what the heck does inshallah mean

[gloomy peak]

she has to know how big her cat is

[normal tiger]

because i thought it's like hopefully.

hi kam

[gloomy peak]

hi harry

it means god willing

[normal tiger]

cam is always around

[normal tiger]

so why would you say inshallah to this

[rugged quail]

alhamdulillah

[spice pebble]

when are we sexing waf

[normal tiger]

that one i know

group seggs?

[rugged quail]

why did i get called a pedo when i said i am 62

[gloomy peak]

well are you a pedo

[rugged quail]

no

[weary silo]

ask elmo

[gloomy peak]

fair enough

also hi main

[rugged quail]

hi kill all men

[rugged quail]

im barely an adult

[normal tiger]

adult deez

[rugged quail]

fit deez in ur mouf

[scenic stump]

How old are u again

[rugged quail]

waffle making sure coz she got put on the list

[scenic stump]

No I ain't never been on any list

Only the ICE list

[rugged quail]

border hopper?!?!

[scenic stump]

Coyote I am

[deft creek]

for respect

[rugged quail]

have u seen the donald trump mugshot

[scenic stump]

It's iconic

[eager helm]

Nah Donald trump being one of the first former us presidents to be charged is WILD

[scenic stump]

Bros valid