#general
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im alive
me too! cheers
dammit how long till i suddenly drop dead
oh
cheers lmao
hm lets count
how many
why is there a red dot on my head
Idk there out side my sisters house
Speed and concrete poles help
I would say about 36
Bc you can hear croak from everywhere around there house
Gmornin
mornin
They just chillin
top of the morning lad
woah free rent frogs
Its probably not morning for yall 💀
it's 331
its js 1:31 pm dw
Its 7am for me
wa wa
5 am
timezones
Look in your dm
crazy am i right
Witchcraft fr
what if timezones arent real
Omg they look hispanic
you'd love proc
What if timezones aren't real and we're all time travelers
No no there Puerto Rican
lmaooo
see
u get me fr
timezones are so silly!
Why didn't you warn me about 9/11 bro.
fr tho they do have a chicano vibe to them
puerto ricans are hispanic dude
Ughhhhh I need to get to level 30
im not even merican
Shhhhhhhh
Yeah
I’ll kiss you I swear
Shit
I'm from the port of rico too
sounds like a W
Don't bitr
Oh no im soooo scaaaaared
Don't do it
I could never, see I meet women the old fashioned way, never
AND YOU DIDNT TAKE IT
I have insider info dont do it
Nope because I have a gf already and she's lovely
im from the port of rico too
Goddamn
Bullshit
Hmmmmm
(i dont know geography)
whos this rico
Where are the Brazilian mfs
Dude dude dude
lets go find!
You don't know about rico's port
So for shits n giggles i love theorizing invasion plans for iraq
...hey lol
It's so fun
must be the port of rico
Wait wha
but im not brazillian either?
where did you see him last
Hola
oh look the brazillian
YOU FUCK MOTHERS
Fr tho i love planning huge atomic bombs for no reason haha
All you gotta do is block the Tigris and euphrates and capture their like 35 miles of coast, then watch them all starve
Exactly
SH IM ARABE ASTAGHFURALLAH
arabe
@deft creek heard you a lesbian gurl me too
LMAO
Like beyond belief
I don't
yes
OOP
You A Rab?
asalamalikum MUGIWARA
I did memorize every flag for every country tho
For absolutely no reason
a rabe
oh shit a rab
That's hot babe
thanks babe
Nuh uh
i come w bonuses
IM PERSIAN
I just want food
Omg the boom boom ones?
I'm easy maintenance
i got kebeb dw
hell yeah
+5 pts mal
want a kebab?
oh em gee heyyy awuwuku
Where are the Radiohead mfs
lots
Ngl, I love food
comere
my local kebab place was shut down for the summer for a few weeks and ive never experienced such bad withdrawals
woah what
Dude I dont like Obama
crazy right
how often do u eat kebab
yipppi
find the owners and ask them to make u sum
YES
ill show up at their door
and if they say no then force them to 🤨
ive never had good kebab
"give me ur kebab"
liar
There is just something about Obama I just don’t like
i want kebab pls
but fr guys ur kebabs are so expensive
mother fucker I'm white, we can't cook things that aren't crayfish related
is it cause hes black or because hes married to a transgender???
I think it’s bc his husband is hot

a wrap is abt $1 here
are you american
and thats max
yea
i disagree
kinda obv lol
figures
ive seen prettier ladyboys
pretty much
@spice pebble sup gorl
that's why you lump all white people into one group and pretend they're all the same
hello joey 🫡
forgetting there's a continent to the east of you with lots of different cultures and foods
how r u today
buh
All I got is awooku I mean he’s hot but he’s too much of a sweetheart
buh
At work still
fog you gotta calm down
true, but where im at all the white people are grouped into one tho, there's no individual heritages for whites out here
i imagine awukuku to have a neck beard and cat ears
only on sundays
life styles are different from person tk person, but there ain't nun that cultural shit
not even sundays
maybe eye cheese
its jus, never
what is eye cheese
He doesn’t have the neck beard but the cat ears yes
chat should i get a samsung instead 🔥
I love women
i love men 🧱
Most people do
i love me
youve seen him?
the samsung galaxy z flip5 is so tempting
Yes
bro wtf lemme get a taste 🤤
i love myself. Ima big sexy beast
I'm marrying that concrete pole soon
Nope
The day of reckoning will come
Not my face to pass around
what
oh em gee 
He does like Guys but on Sunday
okay
balls
You missed your chance try again on Sunday
I only love women on Mondays
luckly i am not a man 💪
when the moon meets the sky bitch i can't lie, thats a fatass
now we're talking
today is a good day to be an ovary haver
I love men the rest of the week
You smell like a dude
Awooku don’t she’s from the uk
worse
its ok ive been there
Uk?
Yeah and almost died
balls?
Had Covid for 2 weeks
Pp?
He was complaining like he was dieing
yes i posses one
weak 😈
i had covid and was asymptomatic
Couldn't be me
i had it and i sleep all day 
mans exaggerating like crazy
congrats
Bs
so anyways i had it and i was sleeping all day and that was very cool and swag
You couldn’t play d2
Same
pls play something better 🙏🏻
im the only person who plays it whos cool
show me ur character rn
How does it feel to get fucked by people you don't know
See I didn’t have time to sleep
what⁉️🔥
wait people still play destiny how?
i love sleeping
Destiny 2 players getting fucked by devs
the reticle is off center and it pisses me off so much
fix screen
-infinity/10 worst game ever
I play battlebit
W game fun
Big fun
wtf is that 🔥
That’s why I play it 🤤
girl- 💀
he totes should
Don't talk to me again
girl?!?
eeeeeek run
that way i dont get ran up on and thrown to a wall and get sexy pinned to it just to be killed 🤰🏻
uhh anyway
better have
they gone yet?
No enjoy
Aahhhhh
Does anyone else just lay in the shower
uh
Weird cunt
Man I’m just trying to start a conversation






guys

lads
🩴
do u think theres a higher chance of fairies to be real or mermaids
I'm done loving women getting married at this moment
This has scared children around the world
Mermaids
prolly mermaids
Need that singing mermussy
fairies are just butterflies seen by a blind person
ocean is fuckin, bizarre
hmm

banana?
u think vampires or werewolves have a higher chance of being real
banana
banana
shut the fuck up comso
AWOOKU
banana

imma need an answer
I think there's a higher chance of my dad coming back
doubt
lmao true
Hows everyone doing this morning



furry in chat???
kill it regardless

smash
why do her horns look like sharp penis
WTF PENIS YOU LOOKIN AT
yuh huh
jodie wtf sorta penis r u looking at
my least favorite body of water is the black sea, for obvious reasons
Penis
what

idk
Horndog
bitches be down bad today ig
My arms look fleshy

Are they penises
ask jodie
yooo, if u wanna bake me some brownies, i will call u mommy
yeah u nub haver
on jah, i am craving some double fudge brownies
them bitches sound good af rn
you're
weird
Your weird

you're


she has penis on her forehead
Banana
She’s pointing a gun herself
oh well
she also has two cocks on her forehead


i could put my cock om your forehead if u want a tiny horn

unicorn
a very shameful unicorn
Low key she looks like Touka from Tokyo ghoul
i will grope you
whoah

no she does not
Yes she does
nono don touch me there, this is my nono square
nuh uh
Mf you're blind as hell
Stay away you look prettier from far
he has hair covering half of her face?? must be touka
BRO thats just like saying vic looks like touka
@sonic root u are such an anime girl waifu
i aint gon lie, sometimes all a dumbass needs is a hug
Hold
Gotchu big dog
my man
compliments kitten. its okay
what the fuck

mwuah
Whats good chat
What isn't bad
Thank you
yw
man yk the mindsets of man, rn im on the it's ok ur enough one
x o x o
mayne i gotta go meet people im tired of being a slouch
You're kenough brother✊
I am kenough
I start college next Monday ima meet some bitches it's time i socialize
u are become death king 👑
lmao ig?
just go with it
ima just be like hi im Cosmo and I eat ass
be like hi im cosmo im looking for my wanda
lmao if only
My Wanda is borked
whats that for cuh 🔥
u touch ur ass??
only problem is my name is dustin not cosmo so i kinda lost on that one
oh
What?
Oop
fuck am i supposed to say can i dust ur britches
I’ll touch your grass
Smaking people on the back
brrrrrrrrr,t🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅
Suck a dick
RAHHHH
🦅🦅🦅
Jodie guess what
whar
Knock knock knock hitler
I guy just sent me cool pics if frogs he found
Knock knock knock hitler
And im high
are they alive
Yeah
What why😞

because thats fucking L
everybody thinks ima stoner its great
but lemme see the frogs
But im not addicted✊
@spice pebble imma date your mom
doesnt matter ✊🏿
Made it my mission
ill peg ur dad
I would rather screenshare bcuz I dont wanna take screenshots
Anybody wanna get soiders high on different substances with me
whats the difference
If you find him lmk
Okay join vc
Like we can try heroin, crack, thc, cbd
Cringe
Fuck you theb
why not screen record
Im sorry
and send
Right
Smoker
I'll do that then
so smart 🔥
imma need dna samples
man, lie on the bed, and gimmie head, pats n attention im very lonely
@spice pebble i cant send you dms
LOL!
rember keemstar
With whom exact🤨
u know exactly whom
Are you talking about like lydia n shina
send frogs
🥸
Alright
yeah
Unfriend me 
Oof
I got you
no 
Hallo halo
Hallo Wie geht es dir
hailo
uhhhhhhhh
shiebe
Lol
idk that one
How are you
last time i heard that one the largest amphibious assault in history happened
mines still correct ig
pretty good
ja
trick or yeet?
terrorism
krakkenwagen
god where the german femboys 🤰🏻
beer something uh something doosh or somn
blya
pls wtf
What
sausage 
no can do. ive creeped u out more than enough
why do u want me to do such a thing
that's yucky and cringe
banana
days

seems sometimes as if they'll never end
mine doesnt move 💔
the sun digs it heels to taunt you
I love refrigerators
Yeah
Yk im single
Yeah it was joever to begin with
Jk i could never
He just like me frfr
Stinky smelly
yall js like me fr
zedo where
uhhhhh
in swags
HAH
im not there fr
hello chat
No wizz
hello crunch
damb
treat me like white tee
heyyy crunch gou big sexy beast
swolorie malorie
how u doin
not bad mate thanks for asking
What that mean I only know Chris Brown
yourself?
I'll marry anyone just to gaslight
What
Idk
instigating is so fun
It indeed is
HAH pt2
nuh uh
why be maloreo when i can be
monkey d luffy?
im awesome
kenough
yass gaga slay
no u
Ur gay
Who wanna get married I got benefits
No thanks lad i gotta see things for myself
Ok
maybe finally try and pull an asian
I get paid more if I'm married might got be a greencard bro
Gotta see every color of the rainbow
no u
Why would I need a greencard tf u from
Get myself a foreigner
Lmao hell yea brother Vietnamese trophy wife
Balls
harry 
Under my protection
emre 
Gm everyone
Wagwan jah
If men didn't cheat, some of yall cunts would've never been born. 
Why is Messi soloing the MLS it’s so funny
What game was that
fortnite
Ohh
damn that's deep
i was a product of accident 🔥
No way u didn’t know mls was a league 💀
Although the S stands for soccer who cv is a bit infuriating
I thought it is a club
Mental
I was like I never heard of that team b4
tbf no one really knew it on this side of the world until Messi joined
barring the few that followed Beckham
i trust toy
That means you cause accidents
i trust you
Also when ibra went to la galaxy
im not sure if i was an accident but my mom told me i existed because she thought id help my biological dad to stay with her then she found out he was cheating and gambling 🔥
ven lore
Your dad is a pimp dayum
oh naur
hi pookies
hes an asshole i hate him
hey eri
how are we
I wonder who is his mains, you could be his bastard child 💀
alright hbu
wdym
i want to drop out of uni
Dw mine is the same.
He’s spouting bs ignore it
we all hate our dads woooo
I mean, if he cheated, that means he got other kids no?
my mom said she found out when her friend saw him going to the hotel with his friend and two women, blud was abt to have foursome 💀
Mad hoe shush it
thats just crazy
Mad hoe💀
youre so slay
LOL
idk
Brother u flexed another mans wealth and claimed it was yours, pipe down
Ofc I do how else am I alive
Not money, a bike
ohhhh
eat the bike
Sad tbh
😔
Petrol🤤
i feel like im bout to fail this class
mmmm smells good but tastes awful
What class is it
You’ve tasted it⁉️
perhaps
I respect the hustle tbh
neoliberalism and systematic barriers
Why do u think you’ll fail
its hard man.
idk i find that very hard cause politic stuffs and im stupid
but i tried my best fr, submitted the first assignment last night but the result is not out yet so im on edge rn
u sniff petrol
u stink
i dont sniff petrol
altho that would explain a lot
bus time
bus time
ur on my bus?
Get exposed
oh noooo

None
doubt
I got better things to do
like me?
Disgusting ginger
no never
yawn
bc i was here for a while
gn harry
gn emre
but why

whos sleeping
not me
mal I got tipsy a couple hours ago
and i wasn't invited?
sweet dreams harry
train 😎
good
im on a bus i aint sleeping here
its so hot here
how hot
hot here as well
i think i havent been out
no I’m awake
29 celsius
mbad I’ll step out
45 degrees C
Essex when
harry ill buy u a drink fr
38% humidity hot
what the fuck where r u
as long as I’m not getting roofied we’re chilling
bahrain yea
I lost so much weight because of this hotness
its 18 c here
yeah ac's are awesome
i aint like that
been spiked before that was not fun
is it uk or aus
18 is warm here lmao
yea
Yes
i dont know man
my man.
we are fr

built fuckin wrong
we’re not making it through global warming
hi
constructed incorrectly
wagwan Ali
hi
hey

nefarious acts fr
g'day

I’ve been here 7 years almost, so rookie numbers
then ur supposed to be all knowing how do u not know of me

my honest reaction
good morning yall
gm cum dealer
how are you?
im alright hbu
I’m good, I get my edibles today lol
I’m also listening to red sun in the sky for some reason (Chinese propaganda, music)
Then buy weed that easy, I’m jk lol
Shieeetttt my bad, I cooled off this server after I got banned for the 4th time after Al reading being kicked for 8 times
ooooff
welcome back thn
how tf do u get banned 4 times
Monday left me broken
how do you even come back 4 times
I need a fucking hug
boy waited centuries
Yo
Tuesday I was through with hoping
Wednesday my empty arms were open
Thursday waiting for love, waiting for loveee
Ok no more avicii
Yeah I have 12s for the week
Yup
Give me 8 hours night shift any day of the week
And I had to stay overtime today
Fuck that
Rip
See you lot in 2 hours
adios
Chicken and waffles time
guys who wanna vc
Thanks broskie, you play games?
guess who’s back pussies
no broskie
hey child
Big L
shush monkey
Y'all see the new leafyishere selfie
buy me a pc
monkey? MONKEY D LUFFY
I have an old gaming laptop I’m selling, buy it
what laptop
no?
so many retards
nice tits btw
nice ass btw
man fuck sakes theres some stage 3 threat storm coming super autistic
msi apache pro ge72
ty man appreciate it great ass today
🤝
Thx
6cm ice cubes falling from the sky lmao
niceee
thanks buddy come back tomo
people dying everywhere
free ice for ur drink
fucking pussies dude
WHO WANNA VC
im going outside when it storms
i would mal but im still on a bus
He's fat now
Pickle disgusting on god
then all will know eating raw meat is better
aint no way

He bullied people for being fat, than got fat. I love the Internet
He thinks zoo wee mama is an anime
Yeah fr
Vc where
here
I dont use twitter😩
floor wtv here
Oh cool
i use “X” 
twitter usesrs are retarded lol
yeah fr
its so cringe
say yes if u love females
Bruh he looks like a homeless teenager💀
Dude Facebook is getting crazy
i love u (treat me like white tee)
facebook sucks
okay
nerd
Dude it's so bad

Yeah dude needs to go to the gym
Mal 
check dm orie
@ocean owl beautiful balls by the way
ty man appreciate it
where
Peak male physique
nah peak male physique is barry
Which barry
im not that old or bald so no
barry deez nuts in u
check media in a sec
i see
Barry Mcockiner
Whats good chat🗣️
greetings sluts
greetings
hi vic
hows u
v good hbu
pretty good just got home

yes barburqa?
its me man
matchy suits and all
yagadaba be da ba
Im in a jazzy mood today
not sure why just feel the jazzz
I could escape from prison I think
all i need is a hair dryer, trash bags and a chair, and ofc a hint of delusional spirit from the A team show
I would quite enjoy a trash bag
What is your pfp
a sunflower from a show with photoshopped in zebco 33 classic spincasters replacing the eyes
Imma cleep
my fren helped me make it
PLANTS VS ZOMBIES SUNFLOWER!
exactly yesss plants vs zombie garden warfare sunflower
the eyes in it are just zebco 33 classic spincasters








