general

[spice pebble]

because like

[safe tendon]

5'10 and a half!

[unborn agate]

okay so basicallt 5’11

[scenic stump]

Im 5'3

[swift bear]

I dont want to say lol its not that great. But ive improved 20 seconds
My back is weak my lower back gives out. But thats why i have back/pull day

[unborn agate]

i can easily roundhouse kick your head ez

[keen shuttle]

XD smoll

[safe tendon]

Ye

[unborn agate]

how tall r u saus

[scenic stump]

Be quiet

[keen shuttle]

make me

[burnt pivot]

You have a back injury?

[safe tendon]

Progress is progress, we take those

[swift bear]

Ill say that ill hit 2 minutes hopefully in a few weeks? Or whenever. @safe tendon

[swift bear]

No its just weak as fuck

[safe tendon]

Noice

[burnt pivot]

Oh

[scenic stump]

I will expose you rn

[keen shuttle]

0-0

[scenic stump]

Hehehe bitch

[unborn agate]

saus answer me plz.

[keen shuttle]

[burnt pivot]

Do 20-25 seconds 3 times a day for a week or two and you will get to 2 mins easily. That's what I did.

[unborn agate]

guys i have a joke

[swift bear]

Fuck sorry ven me multitask!

[safe tendon]

Lemme hear

[unborn agate]

guys

[unborn agate]

is oke besfren

[swift bear]

6'2

[west stone]

Use Metric system 😭😭😭 wtf is a foot

[keen shuttle]

XD smoll

[unborn agate]

okay i can roundhouse kick ur head ez

[spice pebble]

@orchid willow height give it

[unborn agate]

guys i have a joke

[swift bear]

I thought you said how are you lol

[unborn agate]

guys

[west stone]

What

[unborn agate]

listen

[burnt pivot]

Three football stadiums.

[unborn agate]

them: i hate myself fr
me: hey whats wrong do u want to talk abt it? im all ears.
also me:
👂
/ |
| |

[burnt pivot]

...

[unborn agate]

get it?

its funny please

[west stone]

[swift bear]

Please UwO 🥺

[unborn agate]

FUCK TOU

YOU DUMBASS BITCH

[swift bear]

I need more deloolue

[scenic stump]

AY NO

[burnt pivot]

Pumpy, you'll be funny one day don't force it.

[swift bear]

LMAO

[unborn agate]

im always delulu

[safe tendon]

OH EM GEE FUNNEH JOKE

[unborn agate]

i will roundhouse kick your head

thank u zunk u a real one fr

[swift bear]

Pumpkin is so funny

[safe tendon]

Anytime g

[unborn agate]

ily besfren u a real one

[west stone]

football soccer or American football?

[scenic stump]

VEN AND LUCIFER BE NICE TO EACH OTHER

[spice pebble]

guys whats ur fav quote from a movie

[burnt pivot]

Idk do they use soccer or football

[safe tendon]

Where is my super suit?!?!

[scenic stump]

Bruh

[burnt pivot]

That is us being nice to each others.

[mild sparrow]

its from django unchained i cant say it

[unborn agate]

deep thrusts

[scenic stump]

Not u

[spice pebble]

i like when shrek says "hold the phone 🤨"

[west stone]

Hasta la vista, baby

[spice pebble]

365 days????

[unborn agate]

are you lost bebigur

[spice pebble]

i mean its just a quote yk

[swift bear]

Lol 365 days what a weird movie

[safe tendon]

I go drive now

[keen shuttle]

[unborn agate]

me and jodie will reenact the scenes from 365 days

[burnt pivot]

I love it.

[unborn agate]

u guys are not allowed to watch because its highly explicit

[spice pebble]

LETS GOOOO

[swift bear]

Kidnap fantasy...

[unborn agate]

ay bombaclat

[swift bear]

That movie goes on for so long

[burnt pivot]

I'll pay

[west stone]

The Spanish version of the Joke of the muffin man from Shrek 2

[swift bear]

They fuck like 365 times

[spice pebble]

why spanish version

[swift bear]

And she is KIDNAPPED LIKE WHAT....

[burnt pivot]

Wait isn't the movie about a guy getting stuck between rocks?

[rugged quail]

Napping like a granny

[unborn agate]

listen here buckaroo
👂
/ | \ 🔪
| |

[west stone]

Cause as a native Spanish speaker the joke sounds hilarious in Spanish

[unborn agate]

i can speak soanish

im fluent in tht language actually

i am also fluent in english

[rugged quail]

Hello driver

[burnt pivot]

What is black in Spanish?

[mild sparrow]

hello ken

[unborn agate]

knee how 👋

[west stone]

Where are you from?

[unborn agate]

#blacklivesmatter

[mild sparrow]

he meant me you tool @unborn agate

[rugged quail]

I just shat after 3 days feels good

[burnt pivot]

Human lives matter gtfoh

[unborn agate]

all i hear is pain and suffering

[west stone]

I can't say it because it's banned in the server 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
You know what's funny? It's not a bad word in Spanish

[mild sparrow]

me when the alien police kill a human

[unborn agate]

ghana

[burnt pivot]

Tell that to the karens.

[rugged quail]

I thought u were from Mozambique

[burnt pivot]

Wait pumpy isn't Chinese?

[rugged quail]

She likes to pump yeah

[unborn agate]

no im from ghana

im ghananian

[unborn agate]

baginas!!! 👋

[west stone]

Where are those btches

[burnt pivot]

Is that in Africa?

[west stone]

Yes

[rugged quail]

That’s in Central Europe

[tired charm]

Joe mama!!

[unborn agate]

hello how u :3

[rugged quail]

Silly me

Forgot to take my meds again

[swift bear]

No its like Italian mafia boss (in italy) who is rich, kidnaps a hot married lady on her vacation (her husband is an asshole maybe but idk?). He wants to marry her and waits until stockholm syndrome sets in so she consents to fuck him (he is a hot ripped guy). His rule is if she loves him in 365 days than he is all hers. If not she can go home.

Its insane

[tired charm]

Am good, how u?

[burnt pivot]

Been there, cute place.

[swift bear]

[unborn agate]

i oke, look what i can do

[west stone]

@unborn agate How do you know Spanish if you're from Ghana?

[burnt pivot]

Damn i should watch that

[rugged quail]

*soanish

[unborn agate]

👂
/ | \ 🔪
| |

@tired charm look

[unborn agate]

cause ghana is in spain

[sly wigeon]

hep

[rugged quail]

I thought u said Ghana is in pain

[swift bear]

You can try lol we thought it was too boring after a while. It kinda drags but good luck. Its like 50 shades of grey but way more unhinged

[rugged quail]

😔

[west stone]

Wtf?

[burnt pivot]

Nvm

[unborn agate]

im fucking with you, idk spanish

[rugged quail]

El popito

[burnt pivot]

We should watch jack the giant one day

[unborn agate]

it me

[swift bear]

Its just one of those movies for women

[rugged quail]

She’s such a puta madre

[unborn agate]

lol im jack, jack off

[swift bear]

Tell @gusty palm to stop falling asleep! Eepy person...

[burnt pivot]

Fr where is that bitch

[rugged quail]

I speak French fluently

[unborn agate]

let me play with your balls instead

[west stone]

I don't believe any of you anymore 😭😭😭😭

I speak french too

[unborn agate]

u bad gyal

[west stone]

Well a little bit

[rugged quail]

I took Duolingo French for 5 days

[unborn agate]

quite of a bad gyal ting innit

[unborn agate]

is it true paris is in french

[unborn agate]

me too i know how to say hello in french

[rugged quail]

No that’s in Germany

[unborn agate]

assalamualaikum

[rugged quail]

That made me chuckle

[unborn agate]

same

[west stone]

Stfu I had french in High School 😭

Oh la la oui oui baguette

[unborn agate]

RACIST

[swift bear]

@unborn agate my pants dont fit no mo😭

[rugged quail]

Je suis racist

[swift bear]

Too much cake

[west stone]

Non non, Je parle un peu Français 😭

[unborn agate]

pls dont youre gonna ger an infraction lol

[unborn agate]

is u bige? u bulk muscles

[rugged quail]

Live love laugh

[unborn agate]

mooscles bige me workout strong 💪🏽

[swift bear]

Ill show ya

[unborn agate]

he just showed me his butt

[west stone]

Do you guys sleep?

[burnt pivot]

I can't, I have a city to protec

[rugged quail]

I’ve been sleeping like a grandma

[west stone]

Where are you from bwt

[unborn agate]

HE BATMAN

[burnt pivot]

UK

[safe tendon]

by way the

[unborn agate]

HE DOIN THE TING

[burnt pivot]

💀

[west stone]

Oh la la
Tealand

[unborn agate]

💀

[burnt pivot]

Shitland*

[unborn agate]

u bad gyal said tealand

[rugged quail]

even Batman would not protect uk

[burnt pivot]

LMAO

[unborn agate]

imagine batman trying to save someone only to get shanked by a roadman

[burnt pivot]

I'm the English version of Batman

[rugged quail]

The riddler is a chav

[west stone]

Wtf does Gyal mean?
Cause in my country it has a different meaning 😭😭

[burnt pivot]

[burnt pivot]

What does it mean in your country?

[unborn agate]

u a bad gyal, quite peng love

[west stone]

Like girlfriend or a girl you're flirting with

[burnt pivot]

Same thing then

[rugged quail]

U bird a Peng ting

[west stone]

Whaaat

No way

[burnt pivot]

Yeah pumpy is hitting on you

[spice pebble]

id hit on pumpy

shes sexy

[burnt pivot]

She's using the rizz but it's made in china so it may glitch

[unborn agate]

i hate u

i hate u with burning passion

[burnt pivot]

LMAO

[west stone]

I'm so shocked rn

[unborn agate]

i hate u and i will curse you

[swift bear]

Cast some hexes !!!

[unborn agate]

i will curse your next 3 generations yall will grow penis cancer

[swift bear]

🦠🍤🧙‍♂️

Shrimple as that

[unborn agate]

u a sexy gyal innit

[rugged quail]

Pumpkin made in shenzen china

[unborn agate]

shut up turd

[unborn agate]

i will pull your hair u bad ting

[west stone]

No I'm not

[unborn agate]

god im so bored guys lets kiss

[west stone]

Oki

[spice pebble]

ive been a bad girl mommy

[rugged quail]

That’s ur fav snack

[unborn agate]

why do people eat pickles

[burnt pivot]

Cause they are pickles?

[thin ocean]

a more important question, why don’t people eat pickles?

[swift bear]

I lov munchin pickles

[burnt pivot]

A better question is, why do people eat pumpkins?

[west stone]

@unborn agate I just realized that you're the owner of one of the cuties babies I've ever seen in my life. Omg 😭😭

[thin ocean]

A more superior question, why do people eat people?

[rugged quail]

Pumpkin juice is pretty good

[unborn agate]

who

[west stone]

The ragdoll

[unborn agate]

u sick gyal

[burnt pivot]

[unborn agate]

oh yes it not mine it mt uncles but i said it mine cause i luv kitties

[thin ocean]

[swift bear]

Girls deepthroat banaani
Men deepthroat pickles!

[rugged quail]

I deep throat the aloe Vera

[west stone]

Is your uncle single?

[burnt pivot]

Banaani

[unborn agate]

HE HAS A GF

[west stone]

Sad

[thin ocean]

Deepthroating glue ^^^^^

[unborn agate]

STEP AWAY U BAD TING

BAD GYAL

[swift bear]

Spellcheck gave me the finnish word so i said fuck it!

Banaani is goated too though

[burnt pivot]

I love it how sounds I'm calling it banaani from now on

[rugged quail]

Finnish people are real?

[west stone]

No

I saw one in real life

[swift bear]

Im a ghost

[rugged quail]

That was Norwegian

[swift bear]

Brb driving

[west stone]

They are like Gods and Goddesses

[unborn agate]

banana in indonesian sounds like a radioactive chemical compound

[swift bear]

Nuh uh

[safe tendon]

It is radioactive ☝️🤓

[burnt pivot]

I'm curious, what kind of fruit existed 2 billion years ago.

Did dinos eat bananas too?

[unborn agate]

water emlon

[west stone]

Yes

[unborn agate]

thats true

[safe tendon]

(real)

[unborn agate]

how u know? u no alive when dinos eated

liar.

[burnt pivot]

How do you know?

[thin ocean]

he called u out

[rugged quail]

Look up a wild banana it’s not very flattering

[unborn agate]

i is einstein

[safe tendon]

Bananas were weird looking tings back in the day yea

[burnt pivot]

Is that a real thing?

[rugged quail]

Cousin Fucker

[safe tendon]

Like mostly seeds

[unborn agate]

☹️

[west stone]

Why are you so sure about that?
I'm a Time traveler

[safe tendon]

At least you're smart

[unborn agate]

shhhh

[rugged quail]

Yeah most of the fruits we eat are have been selectively bred

[burnt pivot]

Take me back to 1930 please.

[west stone]

Shhh me, bitch

[burnt pivot]

I belong to there.

[unborn agate]

☹️

[rugged quail]

You’d be in poverty

[unborn agate]

pls save us from the dutch people

[burnt pivot]

That's crazy, imma look it up tonight.

[thin ocean]

I can do a Reenactment for u

[burnt pivot]

Too bad, I'm joining them.

[safe tendon]

Gmo tings

[west stone]

I can do that because it would cause a chaos in that time-line

[unborn agate]

u bad gyal lucifer

[rugged quail]

Go on a world tour for some spices

[burnt pivot]

That's the whole point.

[unborn agate]

veggies in aus is insane, like the size of the radish man

[burnt pivot]

Hitler will be having a twin once I step in that timeline.

[thin ocean]

nothing happened In 1930 tho

[unborn agate]

do u guys wanr to see.

[west stone]

You say you belong there, you would be able to live a week

[burnt pivot]

Plots happened.

[burnt pivot]

And I shall enjoy that week to the fullest.

[unborn agate]

wait r radishes big in general

[rugged quail]

He’d be in constant diarrhoea in 1930s

[unborn agate]

is that the normal size #media

[rugged quail]

No

[tired charm]

Ear man

[unborn agate]

yez

[rugged quail]

That’s like 5x the normal size

[unborn agate]

astaghfirullah 💀

no way

[burnt pivot]

It can be bigger????

[west stone]

Then you would suffer from a long and painful death

[burnt pivot]

One plane of that would feed the entirety of Africa.

[bitter cloud]

Took three days to wake up

[west stone]

I thought it was a bird 😭

[rugged quail]

I’m really having caffeine withdrawal symptoms

[west stone]

Wtf, does that even exist?
Sorry I have been drinking coffee since I was 3 yo

[rugged quail]

Me too

I got my wisdom teeth pulled out so I cant drink hot stuff

[west stone]

The only symptom I know is the "Headache" of not drinking coffee in the morning that my grandma gets

[wooden sail]

Why did they add pronouns to discord lol

[rugged quail]

I fell asleep at 10 pm yesterday which is unusual for me

[west stone]

So you're telling me that caffeine made you sleepy?

[rugged quail]

No I haven’t drank caffeine in 3 days so I get tired quicker

[west stone]

I see, maybe drink ice coffee

Energy drinks have caffeine too and they aren't hot

[keen shuttle]

Peepee poopoo

[rugged quail]

I don’t like it sweet

[west stone]

You drink coffee without sugar?

[safe tendon]

I don't think we've seen the last of George Nelson

[rugged quail]

With half a spoon of sugar

But tea with no sugar

[west stone]

Aww I was getting excited about it
I don't like to put sugar in it

[delicate lynx]

half? u might as well put none in it

[safe tendon]

Ruh roh

[south summit]

Zoink

[safe tendon]

Do you do black or melk

[west stone]

Black

[safe tendon]

Yaba daba doooo

[south summit]

🫶🏻🫶🏻

[rugged quail]

El Racisto

[safe tendon]

Ok we'll probably get along

[south summit]

Utopia

[rugged quail]

People who like black coffee has no joy in their life

[safe tendon]

ong

[south summit]

Donda

[safe tendon]

Wukanda

[south summit]

Whats wrong with black coffee

🤌🤌

[safe tendon]

Smh it's just growing up, you'll get there

[rugged quail]

Tea is better anyways

[scenic stump]

Acquired taste

[safe tendon]

Trueeee

Tea is kinda better

[rugged quail]

That’s what they say about sucking dick too

[rugged quail]

Get old watch the sunset and drink tea

[safe tendon]

I wanna try ballut

[west stone]

Wtf are you saying?
It's the only way to enjoy the coffee, milk and sugar ruin your coffee

[west stone]

Bitch no

[scenic stump]

Well informed do you source your own material?

[safe tendon]

He's kinda spittin

[rugged quail]

Nah that’s what queen lizzy said

[west stone]

You just don't drink high quality coffee

[safe tendon]

Cheap tea better than cheap coffee then

[scenic stump]

She got a sister?

[rugged quail]

True

Tea doesn’t need a $1000 machine to taste good

[west stone]

That might be right, but code is better

[safe tendon]

Idk I enjoy both, but my taste buds be simpin for tea

[west stone]

You don't know anything about coffee. It's not the machine it's the coffee grains that are harvest in strangest weather conditions

[unborn agate]

what type of tea u like

[rugged quail]

Coffee is when u feel drowsy and tea is for when u feel like just Vibing and enjoying ur life

[safe tendon]

I make Chai halib

[rugged quail]

W

[safe tendon]

ONG

[unborn agate]

i like french earl grey and jasmine tea

[west stone]

Quite the opposite 😭

[rugged quail]

Teabag tea kinda shit

[delicate lynx]

I like water

[rugged quail]

Skill issue

[unborn agate]

teabag teas r good ok.

[delicate lynx]

they are good

If u get the right one

[rugged quail]

Not compared to loose tea

[unborn agate]

i like the french earl grey by T2, its quite pricey tho

[rugged quail]

Try some masala chai

Teabag tea just tastes watery to me compared to tea made in a pot

[safe tendon]

Imma make some tea

[west stone]

Make coffee

[rugged quail]

Stop spreading ur coffee propaganda Nazi

[delicate lynx]

Coffee good tho

[safe tendon]

Next time

[delicate lynx]

I dont understand this coffee / tea debate

Just drink both

[rugged quail]

I’m just joking around it’s entirely personal preference

[safe tendon]

I mean in the end ones better than the other

[delicate lynx]

its not like there is only 1 typ of coffee

[safe tendon]

But ye I just enjoy both

[rugged quail]

But I can def drink way more tea than coffee

[delicate lynx]

smh

I agree with the drousy = coffee and tea = vibe I agree with that

[rugged quail]

Also which u like more is prob also dependent on ur country’s culture

[west stone]

That's me, I'm from a coffee producing country, what can I say 😭

[rugged quail]

Brazil?

[west stone]

No

[safe tendon]

Colombia

[delicate lynx]

bosnia

[safe tendon]

Uh uh

[rugged quail]

Pendejo

[safe tendon]

Argentina

[west stone]

I wish, I love Colombian coffee

[rugged quail]

She takes her coffee with a line of coke

[west stone]

Costa Rica

[safe tendon]

Shit does slap

Oo

[delicate lynx]

Costa rica

[safe tendon]

Costa Rica sounds like a country that parties

[rugged quail]

Ethiopia for sure

[delicate lynx]

Sounds like uuuuuuh

[west stone]

Indeed Coca Cola made a Coke with coffee, I loved it and I'm not a coca cola fan tbh

[west stone]

No baby, that's Puerto Rico, and Cuba and all those island countries

[safe tendon]

Oh 💀

My b

[rugged quail]

I keep falling asleep before taking my antibiotics

Ig I’m probiotic now

[delicate lynx]

then take them now

[west stone]

Take your medication you silly goose

[west stone]

DW, it's hard to tell tbh.
But you know what we have here? Dinosaurs

[safe tendon]

Really???

[elfin imp]

yup

[scenic stump]

Yup

[elfin imp]

and koalas too

[scenic stump]

Kangaroos aswell

[safe tendon]

Bro move me to Costa Rica

[elfin imp]

by boat?

[safe tendon]

That works

[scenic stump]

Go see 2pac

[west stone]

Yeah we have the Nublar Island here

[west stone]

We have an airport 😭 it's cheaper

[elfin imp]

yea

but sometimes the blizzards shut it down lol

[safe tendon]

Ohhh that's where jurassic park was recorded I think

[west stone]

Yesss finally got it 😭

[safe tendon]

My bad I'm a little sleepy

[elfin imp]

lil eepy

[safe tendon]

Eepy jus lil

[safe tendon]

That's me af

[elfin imp]

yooo thats zunk

[safe tendon]

ONG

[elfin imp]

ayyy u asf rn ong frfr

[delicate lynx]

he eepy and ready to eepy

[safe tendon]

Yee I should do eepy time rq

[delicate lynx]

he a snoozer man

[swift bear]

JASMIN TEA MASHALLAH!

[safe tendon]

Yuh yuh honk shmimimimi fr

[swift bear]

id kill someone for a cup of jasmin tea...

🤭

[delicate lynx]

I can hear that for some reason

[safe tendon]

You got a target?

[swift bear]

no that will be spontaneous

to make it fair

[elfin imp]

got ourselves a nodder

[safe tendon]

Ok just lmk when you find some

[swift bear]

im spontaneous like the girl in cat in da hat

[elfin imp]

real

[swift bear]

🥸

[safe tendon]

3D

Ok I'm gonna go bed

[delicate lynx]

gn boss

[safe tendon]

Sleep tight

[swift bear]

goodnight sleep tight

[safe tendon]

Gn bbs

[elfin imp]

bro went eep

[swift bear]

ponklim do you like jasmin tea?

[unborn agate]

yes i do

[swift bear]

ill marry the first woman that gives me lots of jasmin tea

[unborn agate]

hey... ITS YOU!!!

[swift bear]

i just wanna feel like a princess

👸

[swift bear]

slayyy kim 💅

[shut shore]

ikr

[swift bear]

@unborn agate im drinking chamomile tea!

[bitter cloud]

Chameleon tea

[unborn agate]

i dislike chamomile tea

[bitter cloud]

Get unbritishised

[gaunt coyote]

bababooey

[sage schooner]

fuma num fino de canto

sorry

[elfin imp]

hi

[sage schooner]

howdy

[elfin imp]

whats the conversation about rn?

[burnt pivot]

:)))

[elfin imp]

yea?

i agree

[burnt pivot]

Oh sorry, hi.

[burnt pivot]

Your mum, how is she?

[elfin imp]

she is doing well last time I checked

hows your mother?

[burnt pivot]

6ft under.

[gray quiver]

thats no good

[brazen phoenix]

5’11? 😏

I’m sorry

[burnt pivot]

Damn

I'm curious now.

[gray quiver]

curious?

[gaunt coyote]

💀

[burnt pivot]

?

[elfin imp]

bummer bud.

[sage schooner]

lets talk about pens

with an I

[elfin imp]

yea

[sage schooner]

🫣🫣

[elfin imp]

what about it

[raven shell]

whosmt

[elfin imp]

yo

check this drive

[drowsy mason]

[elfin imp]

you seen?

[short kraken]

M onke

[burnt pivot]

Hakuna your tatas

[granite goblet]

Big money

[burnt pivot]

Man I wouldn't mind getting a bag full of cash dropping on me rn

100k, I'll disappear for 10 years. Become a whole different person.

Here's an update Jai, blocking you on your second account.

[sage schooner]

bababoi

[elfin imp]

i was gonna say

[short kraken]

Shut up jai tea

[rugged quail]

jasmin

[winter whale]

Lasagna

[rugged quail]

@amber star bloo blooooo blop blop wi weeee

[swift bear]

GRAHHHH Henry Cavill is so hot @gusty palm @molten arrow @amber star

[swift bear]

id give it a 7/10 pretty average

[cedar lance]

Ever shat so hard the toilet has broken?

[molten arrow]

absolutely babes

[swift bear]

The porcelain obliterator

[shrewd mortar]

uglies

[orchid willow]

jade

[mild blaze]

No more work

[jovial bramble]

@amber star haha still no account

loser

[short kraken]

Still no bitches

[rugged quail]

Discord left him on read

[jovial bramble]

el oh el

[rugged quail]

Ghosted by discord furries lol o lol

[grand cedar]

rawr

[short kraken]

Waa

[grand cedar]

Notices bulgerian in pant, For me? uwu

[short kraken]

Not anymore they stole it

[silk folio]

how do u guys eat muffins

top to bottom or side to side

[orchid willow]

just don't

[silk folio]

[rugged quail]

Side to side

If u ear top to bottom u can’t get all the flavours in 1 bite

[silk folio]

WHAT

top to bottom only way

[rugged quail]

Ur sick

[silk folio]

no youre sick

[bleak fjord]

I peed in a dead man’s toilet

[silk folio]

thats nice honey

[rugged quail]

This is how edp eats his cupcakes

[silk folio]

jokes on you, edp doesnt eat his cupcakes...the children he grooms eat them

[rugged quail]

I just had caffeine in 4 days and shat at least 10 kilograms

[silk folio]

$334 just to apply for an apartment

crazy

[rugged quail]

He gives the cupcakes lovebites

[silk folio]

caffeine is nice, i prefer adderall and caffeine together

[rugged quail]

I prob have undiagnosed adhd but fuck it we ball

[silk folio]

[mild blaze]

I'm autistic as hell

[silk folio]

i took adderall before work for the first time in like a month and i felt like a crackhead

my tolerance was so low

[mild blaze]

But it's prolly the paint fumes

[silk folio]

i kept ringing customers up and had to check myself because I could tell I was being too much

tweaking fr

[rugged quail]

I remember getting meds from a psychiatrist to help me focus when I’m studying

[silk folio]

oh heck

i forgot to pay the other 30

[rugged quail]

I missed out on the addy 😭

[silk folio]

a lot dont liek to prescribe adderall

it has gnarly side effects too

[rugged quail]

Like what

[silk folio]

my husband and i both sweat a lot on adderall and its common to get cotton mouth real bad

also stops you from eating

various other things

[rugged quail]

Worth it

[silk folio]

ya maybe

but im bipolar and it can easily make me manic real quick too

[rugged quail]

I really suck at time management

[silk folio]

lol

[rugged quail]

I missed the barbie movie by 15 mins

[silk folio]

i want to see it

but ive gotta save money for my move lol

[scenic stump]

dummy

@amber star what happen to your account

Gimme the lore

Dumbass

oh no!!

i wont just make another account

ok

Just like show discord your id or something idk

😟

[rugged quail]

@amber star at this point put the entire lore in ur bio

“Hi I’m Jai aka the servers homo Prometheus,got falsely reported as an underaged and got my account suspended”

[normal tiger]

Good

[rugged quail]

Allahs plan

[jovial bramble]

90% of your personality gone

revoked your rights to slay

[rugged quail]

No more slay it’s time to pray

[jovial bramble]

amen brother

[rugged quail]

Man for now I wish I was born in England

Everything I eat that has flavour stings my wisdom teeth hole

[gusty palm]

so fuckin mean too

[gusty palm]

yall this was at 4am 😭😭

[normal tiger]

yawn

[gusty palm]

hi harri

[normal tiger]

wag1 kenz

[rugged quail]

Hello kenz from Kentucky

[gusty palm]

not true at all, but hello main

[short kraken]

@gusty palm kit ten

[scenic stump]

Yall are wizardphobic

[deft creek]

no im malorie

[grand solar]

real

[deft creek]

ali :0

alia :0

[deft creek]

[winter whale]

[deft creek]

aloia:0

[rugged quail]

If women are real why haven’t I met one in 26 years

[grand solar]

hi

[deft creek]

crazy world we live in

[deft creek]

hru!

[grand solar]

congrats you just met one , im ali

[grand solar]

v good hbuuu

[deft creek]

im malorie!

[deft creek]

im so good too ty for asking

[grand solar]

ofc ofc

[rugged quail]

Nice cock

[deft creek]

coffeee!

[grand solar]

thanks mate

[deft creek]

maynool

[rugged quail]

Say hello to jimmy for me

[deft creek]

what did u eat today

[rugged quail]

I’ve been eating scrambled eggs and ice cream for the past 3 days

[deft creek]

i havent eaten scrambled eggs nor ice cream in a week

i think its time

[rugged quail]

Well I have to bc of the teeth removal

Put some shredded moza in it 10/10

[deft creek]

oh yes how r u feeling

inshalla

moza ches

[rugged quail]

Honestly it was going so well until I ate some rice with some chicken and turns out it was spicy

[deft creek]

ouch

[rugged quail]

My ear started ringing and I couldn’t swallow

[rugged quail]

But after sleeping I feel okay now

[deft creek]

im glad

have someone taste test for u!

[rugged quail]

Supposed to go to the dentist tomorrow for checkup but might be closed

[deft creek]

check online

for timing maybe

[rugged quail]

Will give them a call in the morning

[rugged quail]

oh i actually had half a shawarma

[ebon atlas]

whos energy am i feeling in miami rn?

[deft creek]

i'm thinking of what to eat or dinner

[deft creek]

good

[rugged quail]

pasta

???

[deft creek]

i want something lighter

than pasta

[rugged quail]

eat pasta with waterr

assalamu alaikum

[deft creek]

nonono

like i'm feeling more salad and falafel

[rugged quail]

where da protein at

[deft creek]

i had tuna and rice earlier

[bitter cloud]

[deft creek]

🧃

[elfin imp]

tuna and ice

ya dig?

[rugged quail]

I could go for a smoked beef sammich

[idle oyster]

hi chT

[elfin imp]

haiii

[idle oyster]

CRIES

IM GOING TO AN AQUIARIUM AND THE STING RAY EXHIBIT IS CLOSSSEED

[elfin imp]

dawg

[idle oyster]

😭

[elfin imp]

those things killed that aussie guy

[idle oyster]

IDGAF THGEYRE CUTE

[elfin imp]

thats crazy

[idle oyster]

huMANS KILL
AND UR NOT DEMONIZING THEM

[elfin imp]

shout outs to the aussies

true

im just biased to my own kind

[idle oyster]

its an aquarium and insectaruim

:3!! i am so EXCITED

[elfin imp]

yooo bugs

hold a spider

[idle oyster]

no

only butterflies

:(

[short kraken]

Moths

[idle oyster]

i love moths more

but idk if htey have any

they also have a tide pool where u can touch some animalsss

TYERE ARE JELLYGFIXDSH EWUDYAWBHYGASWHBSAHUDSAHUD

[elfin imp]

word up dood

fucken luv dogs

[idle oyster]

I GET TO TOUCH SEA URCHINS, ANEMANOESS,MES STAFIRFISH

boing boing boing! autism go BRUHAHAH

[elfin imp]

yippee

[idle oyster]

THERES STINGRAYS

SQUEALS

[elfin imp]

squeals?

is that an animal

[idle oyster]

no

[elfin imp]

or a fish

[idle oyster]

im squealing

[elfin imp]

in excitement

dubs

[idle oyster]

i am fainting

anbd my parents said they got a pool specifically for me

this is a joyous occasion!

whoope

[scenic stump]

I hope you drown on the shallow end

[idle oyster]

what the fuck did i do to you

[scenic stump]

Idk would be kinda funny tho

[idle oyster]

i hate people like u

nobody appreciates ur existence

[scenic stump]

Wdym people like me

Be more pacific

[idle oyster]

negative ppl who bring others down bc they feel bad ab themselves

im happy ab going somewhere cool and u have to ruin the mood

y

do ur parents not love u enoujgh to take u to places u enjoy

[scenic stump]

Im not bringing you down

You're letting me bring you down

[idle oyster]

u ltrly told m to drown

[scenic stump]

You have complete controll over YOUR emotions

And you're letting me make you sad?

[idle oyster]

and u have complete control over ur own fucking mouth

[rugged quail]

I think I dislocated my shoulder by sleeping the wrong way

[scenic stump]

Kinda cringe

[idle oyster]

kinda cringe

ur the one talking shit to an autistic kid over discord

[rugged quail]

Have sex already jeez

[scenic stump]

Yeah and I like to say funny things

[idle oyster]

ew

sex isnt real italians made it up

[scenic stump]

And someone drowning in the shallow end is pretty funny

[rugged quail]

Italians don’t have sex they just beat their wives

That’s why all of them wears a wife beater

[scenic stump]

Wdym they fuck spaghetti

Thats why its so good

[idle oyster]

me 2

i like their catacombs tho

[rugged quail]

That’s their signature white sauce

[scenic stump]

Like that one scary movie

I like red sauce better

[rugged quail]

French people decided to fuck a croissant with chocolate and started calling it pain au chocolat

[idle oyster]

goth in an aquarium what will it do

[scenic stump]

Drown in the shallow end

[idle oyster]

cunts decided to exist and we clal them french

[idle oyster]

u make me want 2

how do u exist with such negative energy

ur aura is toxic bro

" cringe "

[scenic stump]

Its called dark humor liberal

[rugged quail]

Make the brits and French fight winner gets to live

[idle oyster]

yeah so um

humor
implies that its funny

which youre not

[rugged quail]

Brit’s are actually worse than French bc at least French food is good

[scenic stump]

Im literally being so funny rn wdym

[idle oyster]

REAL

[scenic stump]

Right wepsi

[idle oyster]

haha yes u are cus im laughing at u!

[scenic stump]

See I told you it was funny

[rugged quail]

Suck on me toffee

[scenic stump]

Sometimes I forget autistic people cant understand sarcasm

Ong

[rugged quail]

Sometimes I forget autistic people are real

[idle oyster]

sometimes i forget ppl like u exist

cus the world is a better place without u

[scenic stump]

Im real😟

[rugged quail]

U r just a minor

[idle oyster]

i wish u werent

[bitter cloud]

No way

[scenic stump]

Jeez dude who pissed in your breakfast

[idle oyster]

u

[scenic stump]

Whats the difference

[idle oyster]

drink what

[bitter cloud]

Congrats

[idle oyster]

water?

oh
why

[rugged quail]

Uh one can grow out of the phase

[bitter cloud]

He loves his liver

[idle oyster]

truly

[scenic stump]

Yeah autistic people should just do that already

[rugged quail]

Can’t believe they’re hard stuck on the same level

[bitter cloud]

Same goes to those with down syndrome
Just get up

[scenic stump]

Fr

[rugged quail]

Jai when r u flying over a bridge with ur car

[scenic stump]

Need up syndrome

[bitter cloud]

Yessir

[rugged quail]

His syndrome maybe down but his GAINS ARE UP 🔥!!!

[bitter cloud]

Up syndrome are just people that are over 6'7

[rugged quail]

Surely midgets live longer than giants

[bitter cloud]

Yes indeed

[rugged quail]

Allah changed his plan

[earnest basin]

Midghets are eco friendly

[bitter cloud]

And sustainable

[scenic stump]

They're closer to hell so that place wants em faster

[bitter cloud]

When yall addressing midgets how tall we talking ?

[scenic stump]

Under 4'10

[rugged quail]

@gusty palm is one of them

[bitter cloud]

Phew got me worried there im 4'11

Oi !

[rugged quail]

French is so confusing how tf am I gonna know the gender of my Logitech mouse

[bitter cloud]

Mouse

[earnest basin]

they are eco friendly because:
-theyre Co2 footprint is smaller
-they require less food and water

[bitter cloud]

Mouse/mouseself

[rugged quail]

Ja or je

[bitter cloud]

Smaller shirts = less trees destroyed

[earnest basin]

Indeed°

[rugged quail]

Run a marathon naked

[earnest basin]

Smaller shoes, less cow leather needed

[earnest basin]

did that yesterday

[bitter cloud]

Fr yall tall mfs are runing the world

Ruining

Self hatred

[rugged quail]

U need to be stoned

[earnest basin]

im halfway to level 30 YAY!

[rugged quail]

This dude posted “homosexuality is haram in Islam” in his story lmao

[gray sun]

slay

[rugged quail]

🤨

[earnest basin]

Ey guys wanan hear a joke?

[rugged quail]

Did u guys know that cleaning ur ass with water cleans ur ass

[earnest basin]

no actually

I didnt

u have to clean ur ass?

[bitter cloud]

Yeah im muslim

[rugged quail]

That’s explains why u r a closeted homo

[bitter cloud]

Huh ?!

[drowsy mason]

[gray sun]

hi bestie

[bitter cloud]

I i i be popping bottles

[native oasis]

[bitter cloud]

I forgor the remaining lines

[burnt pivot]

I napped too much

I think I've fucked my sleeping schedule for tonight.

[unkempt ember]

ascend

[gusty palm]

[gusty palm]

hellur

[gusty palm]

no

[rugged quail]

Rawr

[gusty palm]

bro why r u obsessed wit me omg

[errant goblet]

Why are you obsessed with cock and balls?

[rugged quail]

U r the loml

😔

[gusty palm]

omg stawp

[rugged quail]

Spy kids 3 watch party when

[burnt pivot]

Might hit my head by the ceiling

[gusty palm]

aw so cute

asap please

[gusty palm]

pls get concussed, thx

[burnt pivot]

I got married irl btw.

[gusty palm]

💀

[burnt pivot]

It was a quick one.

[rugged quail]

Quickie

[burnt pivot]

No party no nothing, we did it fast and ran away.

[rugged quail]

Marry quickie divorce

[burnt pivot]

Hehe

[scenic stump]

We had such a nice wedding

[unkempt ember]

never hurts to try

[scenic stump]

Loved you in your dress

[burnt pivot]

Y thank you sparkkkk

[rugged quail]

Married a minor Naur

[burnt pivot]

Kys

[scenic stump]

Platonically

[rugged quail]

@ Housekeeping

[gusty palm]

quickie divorce 💀

[burnt pivot]

Ken yourself bruh ken yourself

[gusty palm]

im delulu

[burnt pivot]

Goddarnit

[rugged quail]

Meet me behind ur local McDonald’s

[gusty palm]

gosh dangit

there's like 4, i live in america

[scenic stump]

Im gonna go make some hotdogs

[short kraken]

@gusty palm :c

[gusty palm]

hi slimmy

[rugged quail]

Slimy

[burnt pivot]

How about I grab you with me and do a K.O slam but reversed into the ceiling.

[rugged quail]

Rko

[gusty palm]

huh

[rugged quail]

Meow :3

[unkempt ember]

I’m quite small so you may fail

[burnt pivot]

How small?

[rugged quail]

3 inches max

[burnt pivot]

Man this server full of midgets ong

[unkempt ember]

5’2 - 5’3 ish

[burnt pivot]

Sigh

[rugged quail]

That’s the size of my vans

[gusty palm]

im 3 inches, it is embarassing

[rugged quail]

I can fit u in my mouth whole

[gusty palm]

aw how cuttee

[unkempt ember]

Leprechauns*

[scenic stump]

Cat go meow

[rugged quail]

So many small women we can make the male version of Snow White

[burnt pivot]

Those are my kids.

[rugged quail]

It’s gonna be called Sam Black

[gusty palm]

im so tall tho

[rugged quail]

As tall as my big toe

[burnt pivot]

That's cute.

[gusty palm]

what

[unkempt ember]

taller than paraplegics and amputees on ground level

[rugged quail]

Exactly

[gusty palm]

5'7" is fya

fuck yall

[rugged quail]

I’m 6’3

[burnt pivot]

That's not even tall

[gusty palm]

towering over, praying on ur downfall

and ill believe it when i see it ong

anyways

[unkempt ember]

what

[rugged quail]

What

[gusty palm]

what

[burnt pivot]

Huh

[gusty palm]

...

[unkempt ember]

word?

[burnt pivot]

Rip kenny

[rugged quail]

Word

[unkempt ember]

He was Kenough

[burnt pivot]

She's getting rodded by the throat

[rugged quail]

She’ll feel the kenergy

[unkempt ember]

RIP Ken

[gusty palm]

NUH UH

[rugged quail]

It won’t be Kenough space in that mouf

[unkempt ember]

Not feeling the that Barbie surprise

[gusty palm]

never say im getting rodded ever again 😭😭

[rugged quail]

She will start kenning

[gray sun]

i wanna go to bed

[gusty palm]

NOOO LINK RAHGS

[burnt pivot]

Kenny is getting rodded lads

[timid prairie]

damn no perms

[gusty palm]

NUH UH

[burnt pivot]

G'night

[gray sun]

ready for bed fr

[unkempt ember]

The Rod Of Ken

[gusty palm]

NAUR

[rugged quail]

She will feel the Kenergy of the Kendom

[gusty palm]

Ken this dick fit in ur mouf