general

[native oracle]

why anger

[low summit]

it's pretty reasonable

[glad citrus]

sorry whenever i see a minor i just wanna deport them to australia with my boot

[low summit]

i dont blame her

[native oracle]

the little "please"

dawg were u not a minor once 😭

[glad citrus]

no never

[desert steeple]

what if they already live there

[glad citrus]

brazil

[low summit]

i'll grow out of it's only a phase

[desert steeple]

hows the wife?

[native oracle]

lmao

[glad citrus]

oh my god i forgot how slow linux scrolling was out of the box

[unique field]

Burried :(

[desert steeple]

oh darn. they dont last long huh

[glad citrus]

for now get punted kid

[desert steeple]

so they can join you?

[sharp anchor]

farts

[desert steeple]

you live in Brazil

[glad citrus]

brazil is a big place ill punt them to the amazon forest

[low summit]

hey i'm only 5

and a half

goo goo ga ga

[glad citrus]

even easier to punt

[low summit]

lol no i'm almost if not 6 foot and still growing so you'll probably have a little bit more trouble

and i'm not 5 just in case that wasnt clear

[glad citrus]

im 5"2' and will still punt you out of plain hatred

[low summit]

Where'd the name suncat come from?

is it cause you like sun and cat

[glad citrus]

lots of places, mainly me being a 'suncreature' which is a quirky silly way of saying i live in spectator mode

and cats are sweet

whered hyperjack come from? a diagnosis?

[low summit]

Well i have adhd and my name is jack and the h in adhd stands for hyperactive

[glad citrus]

word

[low summit]

it was originally going to be HyperJacktive

y u slow typer?

[glad citrus]

Jacktive goes hard as a name for a racist club

[low summit]

how and why

[glad citrus]

Currently in an attempt to speak human as i am very silly

[glad citrus]

idk it just does

[unique field]

forgot to water them

[low summit]

what are you like extraterrestial or smthing?

[glad citrus]

yk ppl with multiple personalities im like that but instead of somebody fronting its nobody all the time i guess

[low summit]

you break brain me more

[glad citrus]

yeah i cant rly explain in non silly words

[low summit]

me brain broke now now

[scenic stump]

Hello gay lesbos

[glad citrus]

basically theres me sofie and my mate bogi thats rly weird and doesnt do humans much so they just observe and try to communicate with art its funny

anyway enough suncat lore what would happen if you get a bee high on meth?

[low summit]

I thought that was a slur

[glad citrus]

lesbo?

[low summit]

ye

et

[glad citrus]

its a silly word for ppl in with the kids these days

[scenic stump]

I make the term gay lesbo up

[low summit]

kids call me gay all the time like it's an insult too

[unique field]

hay bel

[glad citrus]

imagine not being gay like wtf straight ppl literally did 911???

[low summit]

Hah it's like you're trying to haybale

[unique field]

delete ur acc

[low summit]

that is very assuming of you and that's very wrong

[glad citrus]

is there any proof bush was gay

[low summit]

maybe they were secretly gay

[low summit]

no

[scenic stump]

@glad citrus hey since ur a woman can u send me a picture of that fat pu$$y uwu?

[scenic stump]

Tempura

[glad citrus]

i have a cock and balls but i can send you cat pictures if you want

[scenic stump]

YOOOOOOOOOO LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[glad citrus]

alrighty then

[proud glen]

[glad citrus]

another happy customer

[glad citrus]

anyway goodnight folks remember to hydrate, rest your body & mind and be friendly to everyone! also do not commit tax evasion

[normal tiger]

Gn

[sonic kernel]

You guys ever shit?

[mortal mauve]

never

[sonic kernel]

So you just keep it stored as a reserve?

[mortal mauve]

think of it as fertilizer for my body

[sonic kernel]

So it helps you grow

[mortal mauve]

mhm

[sonic kernel]

That's awesome

Do you do that full-time or part-time?

[mortal mauve]

full time, always keeping the grind up

[sonic kernel]

Respect bro

Gotta respect a fellow shit-tician

[half bane]

pop

[low summit]

materwelon

[sonic kernel]

Wowza

[reef stone]

🙂

[half heart]

[reef stone]

That’s what’s up

[open furnace]

any speds wanna play some mc

[gusty palm]

[open furnace]

ohne ;)

[fresh peak]

looks just like him

[gusty palm]

wydia

[fresh peak]

Bwicky

[gusty palm]

hi snookums

[fresh peak]

hey sugar tits

[gusty palm]

[orchid willow]

👋

[reef stone]

👋

[gusty palm]

ducky

[scenic stump]

Why everyone so mean

😔 what did I do

[dusk bluff]

I just found out that mfkers just be plugging in oil rigs like they’re a fucking toaster

Sup duck

Oi

We were good for so long

[random dagger]

[sly valve]

Brap

[half heart]

Pixel

[brazen grotto]

Gday lads

[half heart]

Hello cosmo

[brazen grotto]

How's ur day champ

[inland quartz]

[craggy ocean]

mods should do a race verification so you can prove your black

[half heart]

It’s alright wbu buddy

[brazen grotto]

Como esta lil sharty

Goin great my boi

[brazen grotto]

Jus saying race wouldn't be an issue if we restored Germany to its former glory

[craggy ocean]

only whites

not a great idea

[brazen grotto]

Ur right it's a fantastic idea

The best idea

[craggy ocean]

unseasoned german food would basically a method of inhumane torture

[unique field]

typical fitz member

[brazen grotto]

Yea i like saying the nword not because it's racist but because it's funny and also racist

[craggy ocean]

mmmmm

okay

[brazen grotto]

Lmfao

American by birth balding racist by choice

Jk

Not balding but still very racist

[blazing nacelle]

It’s been awhile

dead as usual

[sonic kernel]

USA USA USA USA

[brazen grotto]

Ahhhh democracy

I hope I date a girl with affrican parents and their nickname for me is colonizers

[sonic kernel]

Aren't you quirky

[brazen grotto]

Quite

[sonic kernel]

How long have you been practicing?

[brazen grotto]

I scuba dive too so I can be racist to fish

When was 9/11?

[sonic kernel]

"Cosmo the racist scuba diver"

[brazen grotto]

Real

[fresh peak]

[brazen grotto]

Good morning sleepyhead

[fresh peak]

It’s 11:54 pm

[brazen grotto]

Close enough

[fresh peak]

No

[brazen grotto]

:( grr

[feral verge]

[sonic kernel]

Truer

[feral verge]

[craggy ocean]

word

[craggy ocean]

the unabomber wasnt a bad dude

[gusty palm]

hellur

guh

[rugged quail]

Good morning

[polar wasp]

Crab rave

[gusty palm]

hi main teehee

hi ducky mama

RAH

[inland quartz]

Good really early morning lady's and gentlemen

[gusty palm]

ew furry

[inland quartz]

Dude you know me

[gusty palm]

who r u

[inland quartz]

@honest hound

That's who

[gusty palm]

you have 2 accounts in here??

[keen pewter]

Good morning

[eager helm]

good morning jon

i have a baconator

[gusty palm]

morning virgin

[keen pewter]

Whats a baconator

[inland quartz]

Yes

But I cant use my old one so

[eager helm]

instead of putting yourself down every morning, consider saying good thing about yourself !

[eager helm]

google it

[rugged quail]

THE MEDS ARE WEARING OFF

[keen pewter]

Oooo wendys!

[inland quartz]

Good day sir

[keen pewter]

Man i was so excited when wendy's announced theyre opening here but all their outlets here are trash as fuck

[inland quartz]

Come to Georgia

[gusty palm]

OH GOD NO

[keen pewter]

Eh

[inland quartz]

Also kenzie nice pfp

[gusty palm]

thx its me

im just so sexy and masked and aawesome and sexy

[inland quartz]

Oooo your ride

[gusty palm]

ik its so definitely mine

[eager helm]

my pfp is literally me

[gusty palm]

i love riding

[keen pewter]

So gullible

[inland quartz]

It's funny and cute

[eager helm]

so does ur mom, must be a family tree thing

[gusty palm]

wtf nate

i thought we were homies

[eager helm]

we are

im also homies with your mom, whats the issue???

[inland quartz]

things are becoming personal

[rugged quail]

We are not homies but I’m in ur home

[gusty palm]

hes under my bed teehee

[rugged quail]

7 more hrs left

[gusty palm]

what

[inland quartz]

Que?

Who likes cheese

[rugged quail]

Until I can eat semi solid food

What food counts as semi solid

[gusty palm]

uhh

[inland quartz]

Cheese

[gusty palm]

like eggs n shit

[inland quartz]

Cheese

[eager helm]

@rugged quail check media lol

[inland quartz]

Nate what were you doing when you made your pfp

[eager helm]

dj monkey

[inland quartz]

Ok

Understandable

Oppenheimer or barbie

[rugged quail]

Ken Yourself

[inland quartz]

Answer the damn question

[eager helm]

havent seen either yet

i work at a movie theater and im working nearly everday

[inland quartz]

But still answer it

[rugged quail]

Barbie is better

[eager helm]

[inland quartz]

Barbenheimer is better

[honest rampart]

@eager helm heyy

[gusty palm]

hi lukeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[honest rampart]

heyy

[normal tiger]

Yawn

Gm

[honest rampart]

morning

[gray sun]

i thought my nail bed was stained from turmeric turns out that shit died and my nail bed is split in half

what am i even meant to do about that

[normal tiger]

Is that the bottom of ur nail

[honest rampart]

oh

[gray sun]

it’s in the middle

[honest rampart]

ok graphic

[gray sun]

and on my pinky it got bumped and bled all under my acrylic

[normal tiger]

eat calcium drink milk?

[gray sun]

that nail bed is broken too

[rugged quail]

Ur nail got a bed?

[gray sun]

i call it nail bed because it was what my acrylic is stuck too

[eager helm]

LUKE

OH MY GOD

its been far too long

[gray sun]

i wanted to get a full set next week i’m so upset

[eager helm]

@honest rampart

[honest rampart]

@eager helm HII HOW ARE YOU

[orchid willow]

wait quandale dingle here 😳

[mint anvil]

@violet hazel

[eager helm]

graduated out of high school

[honest rampart]

LETS GO KING

weren’t you just 15…

[violet hazel]

Guys stop pinging me unless sex!!!!

[mint anvil]

this is sex

[eager helm]

the times have changed

I have a bit of a beard now

[honest rampart]

time slow down 😣

[mint anvil]

ill send ass leah

[eager helm]

tell me about it oml

[gusty palm]

hey

[honest rampart]

this my first time on discord in like 4 months

[eager helm]

tbh for the best

i've slowly hopped on less as well

[honest rampart]

life calls

[eager helm]

yupper doodles

stay away from me

[safe tendon]

WE'RE WIPINGGGGGGGGGG

[gusty palm]

im wiping ur mum on the floor

[inland quartz]

Weiner

[gusty palm]

its pronounced weekner

[ionic sundial]

help

[gusty palm]

lemme help you shordie

[ionic sundial]

go to serious talk i posted my question there

i need some answers 😭

[ancient hawk]

Kenzie loves tactical men in masks teehee

[gusty palm]

I DO HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[ionic sundial]

i’m gonna get bronchitis

[burnt pivot]

I think it was the red smoke.

[gusty palm]

@ancient hawk I LOVE MEN IN MASKS AND MEN WHO RIDE RAH

HELP

[burnt pivot]

Isn't the whole point of buying tesla is to let it drive for your drunken ass?

[gusty palm]

fuck you luli

[burnt pivot]

The fuck did I do

[sharp anchor]

“some18yearold” BLUD IS NOT 18 🔥 💯‼️

[burnt pivot]

I just woke up

[gusty palm]

ur a bitch ong

[burnt pivot]

Oh

I guess I can't argue with that one.

[gusty palm]

do u like masked men

luli

[burnt pivot]

I myself am a masked man why would I like other masked men

[gusty palm]

show me u in a mask

[burnt pivot]

I'll when I get back home

[gusty palm]

YIPEE

[burnt pivot]

I don't have my mask with me 😔

[gusty palm]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[burnt pivot]

You can't wear it on plane

[gusty palm]

just be better??

like what

[burnt pivot]

Why am I even calling it a mask...

Wait a second I'm not a masked man

[gusty palm]

teehee masks YESSS

[burnt pivot]

I MEANT HELMET

[gusty palm]

just put a bag over ur head 😍

[burnt pivot]

Okay one sec

Check ur dms in a min

I'll go grab a bag

[gusty palm]

YIPPEEEEE

[burnt pivot]

God help whoever gonna walk in the room and see me bagged

[gusty palm]

thats kinda hilarious tbh

[brazen grotto]

Balls

[gusty palm]

nuts

[eager helm]

hate to break it to u but i am 18

[high zodiac]

bruh if tiktok gives me that ad of the hairy ass bitch one more time

[glossy apex]

I'm pooping right now

[half heart]

In yo head

[normal tiger]

Ugh

[sharp anchor]

hate to break it to you idc

[eager helm]

lmao ok pal, clearly cared enough to type my name out tho 🥱

[gusty palm]

[swift bear]

🧌

[scenic stump]

Happy birthday bud

[ancient hawk]

YOURE CURSEDDD

[ancient hawk]

IT CANT BE UNDONE

[ancient hawk]

Guh

[mortal mauve]

HEYY

[ancient hawk]

Mmmmmmmmm

[normal tiger]

Soulja boy

[ancient hawk]

HELLUURR

[rugged quail]

Rawrth

[mortal mauve]

whatsup whatsup

[ancient hawk]

Raur ehks tree

[burnt pivot]

:))

[ancient hawk]

Not muuuch juuuust DOIN YO MOOOM

DO DOIN YO MOM

[ancient hawk]

YOU KNOW WE STRAIGHT DOIN YO MOM

[gusty palm]

i love my stickers <33

[ancient hawk]

Pffftttt

[ancient hawk]

What a silly billy

[gusty palm]

hes having a seizure, this isnt funny haru.

[mortal mauve]

MFJAOJDJW

hes been boogie bombed😭

[gusty palm]

NOOOO

[eager helm]

thanks pal

[normal tiger]

oh naur

[scenic stump]

Np

[high zodiac]

i gotta get tf offa tiktok

i just seen this bitch make worm pasta 😭

and rat ramen

[burnt pivot]

People still use tiktok?

[woven coyote]

hey papis

[burnt pivot]

Can degeneracy get any more degenerate

[vestal mesa]

Nya

[burnt pivot]

Calyy

[woven coyote]

NYA???

[vestal mesa]

Hey luci

[gusty palm]

i love tiktok

[burnt pivot]

Hey handsome

How's it going with you fam

[high zodiac]

obviously

[vestal mesa]

It’s good I split up with my ex on Sunday now we go on a 3 day trip together

[high zodiac]

let me guess you’re too cool for tiktok

my bad

[gusty palm]

blud said hes too cool for tiktok 😭

[burnt pivot]

That sounds like fun

[burnt pivot]

Damn right I am

[high zodiac]

like there’s 8 billion people on this fucking rock, obviously people still use tiktok

[burnt pivot]

Where are you guys going?

[vestal mesa]

Yessir I have to be at train station in 1hr 30 mins

[vestal mesa]

Blackpool

[high zodiac]

a trip with your ex?

[mortal mauve]

LMFAOOOOO

[burnt pivot]

Aktually u r correct 🤓

[vestal mesa]

Yep

[high zodiac]

ok

[high zodiac]

why

[gusty palm]

phae

[burnt pivot]

Niiice

[high zodiac]

i would frog splash my ex if i saw her

[vestal mesa]

It was already pre booked before we split

[high zodiac]

valid

[high zodiac]

kenzie

[mortal mauve]

i be delulu

[burnt pivot]

My ex is my close friend, it doesn't always end up in hate. 💀

[scenic stump]

Are you guys gonna hold hands

[gusty palm]

hi phae :))

[vestal mesa]

Damn

[burnt pivot]

People are so damn toxic

[vestal mesa]

Fuck no

[high zodiac]

i don’t hate my ex, i just don’t want to see or talk to her again

[mortal mauve]

phae ill be ur next gf

[scenic stump]

BOOORRRIIINNGGG

[tough knot]

Join my FaceTime

https://facetime.apple.com/join#v=1&p=BjJhhSt/Ee6n3CIsWCujmQ&k=47SREu8rRy3sB9gQno3LaSTaS6JWBOK22E_lNpSSfJM&l=Call if you have balls

[high zodiac]

🤝

[gusty palm]

alex ill be ur next wife

[mortal mauve]

YIPPPEEEE

[high zodiac]

hi kenzie ((:

[dusk bluff]

[scenic stump]

Somebody do it

[gusty palm]

yipee !!!

[burnt pivot]

Do what

[high zodiac]

im sorry i refuse to date someone

[scenic stump]

And why do they allow links now

[gusty palm]

im not joining that shit

[high zodiac]

i’m done with relationships

[burnt pivot]

It probably got bypassed

[mortal mauve]

I can change them…

[high zodiac]

LOL

[mortal mauve]

💀💀

[vestal mesa]

I leave to get ready now have fun guys nya

[gusty palm]

kicking my feet in the air ong

[scenic stump]

Sounds like something somebody with no bitches would say

[misty stump]

me before i enter yet another soul crushing one

[high zodiac]

ONG

see will gets it

[dusk bluff]

Bro imagin

[burnt pivot]

Every mf before a bitch forces her way through into their life 💀

[misty stump]

its always when you decide to focus on yourself

[high zodiac]

i’m not buying you nitro again

[sonic root]

sameeee

[dusk bluff]

Hi done with relationships I’m beady

[gusty palm]

[scenic stump]

IM SORRY it was a joke... my fault😞

[burnt pivot]

Or when you get in a relationship. Bitches start sliding in

[high zodiac]

never dating again unless they’re also ace

[dusk bluff]

Hi sorry

[misty stump]

that too

[covert silo]

@scenic stump

[scenic stump]

Girll

😭

Ace and non ace never work

[high zodiac]

loud and wrong

[high zodiac]

holy fuck i didnt know

[dusk bluff]

Name of your sex tape

[mortal mauve]

never dating again unless they’re also unhinged like me🔥

[scenic stump]

Boiii* is that better?

[high zodiac]

(obviously i knew dummy)

[scenic stump]

Damn when was y'all cards

[sonic root]

im gonna try this

[scenic stump]

Ong

Omg I am sorry I didn’t mean to call u boi

[dusk bluff]

Hi gonna try this

[sonic root]

hi beady

[misty stump]

they gotta be mentally ill fr

[mortal mauve]

on GOD

[scenic stump]

Dont disrespect my they them suger person😠

[high zodiac]

finding a partner as an ace mf is actually so hard i might just kms

[mortal mauve]

THIS IS REAL

[scenic stump]

Chat is this real

[sonic root]

yes

[gusty palm]

[burnt pivot]

Yeah it's real, they lacking bitches

[sonic root]

hey luci

[burnt pivot]

Hey vicy

[high zodiac]

so are you

[sonic root]

r u lacking bitches too

[gusty palm]

hey bricky :((

[high zodiac]

@covert silo crazy how you didn’t even say hi to me

[mortal mauve]

hey bricky :3

[dusk bluff]

Would you rather get 200 billion but if someone finds out you have more money you lose it and everything or 10 million and it doesn’t matter

[high zodiac]

i see how it is

[sonic root]

hey kenzie

[burnt pivot]

I got two on my dms at this right moment

[gusty palm]

hey alex teehee :3

[sonic root]

imma make it 3

[gusty palm]

hi viccy pookiepie snookums

[high zodiac]

me when i don’t care

[burnt pivot]

[mortal mauve]

ive been dissociating hardcore lately

[sonic root]

i regret saying hi now

[burnt pivot]

Me when I didn't ask

[mortal mauve]

something aint right🔥

[gusty palm]

damn

[high zodiac]

me when no one likes you

[dusk bluff]

No one even try to answer ;-;

[burnt pivot]

Me when idgaf

[gusty palm]

@mortal mauve DID YOU NOTICE?!?!?!

[dusk bluff]

I put thought into that question

[sonic root]

joking hows uuu

[high zodiac]

cope

[dusk bluff]

[gusty palm]

IM GOOB VICCY !!!

[mortal mauve]

did I notice what

[burnt pivot]

Fys

[dusk bluff]

Hi Goob viccy

[mortal mauve]

????

[gusty palm]

MIKA ISNT HERE ANYMORE HAHAHA

[dusk bluff]

[high zodiac]

10 mil cuz the bank always knows

[mortal mauve]

oh lnao yeah I seen that when I quoted her

[gusty palm]

im so fucking glad shes gone dude

[dusk bluff]

You gotta be smart wit it

[gusty palm]

she pisses me off so fucking much i cant

[sonic root]

the irs always knows

[dusk bluff]

Lowkey would do the same tho

[scenic stump]

I'll hide it all under my bed

[mortal mauve]

RAAAH THE VOICESSS

[dusk bluff]

Just to flex it

[gusty palm]

chud guess what !!!

[scenic stump]

Me listening to a song with earphones in

[gusty palm]

chicken butt 🤭

[high zodiac]

200mil but buy a bunch of houses and rent them all out

[mortal mauve]

💀

[high zodiac]

200m technically spent but im still making more money

[dusk bluff]

Was 200B

[mortal mauve]

my eyes feel so heavy they been lifting

[high zodiac]

• property + write it all off on taxes

[high zodiac]

200B worth of homes

[dusk bluff]

People will see you bought the houses see your rich you lose em and the money

[high zodiac]

really expensive homes

[scenic stump]

Bouta buy like all of em

[high zodiac]

ok then i will just live a normal life and have 200B

[covert silo]

no on e gets a hi

[dusk bluff]

Just to flex it

[covert silo]

chud wya

[scenic stump]

"Wheres your house?" "Right there"

[high zodiac]

ok cam

it’s over.

[covert silo]

allreaady

[gusty palm]

goodnight guyth

[scenic stump]

Nobody say gn to her

[gusty palm]

pls

[scenic stump]

Dont tempt into it

[gusty palm]

guyth pleathe

[tawdry apex]

i loveeee minecraft ‼️🗣

[gusty palm]

goodnight marie !!

[mortal mauve]

goodnight shawty boo i laurve u

[scenic stump]

Dont do it marie

FUCK YOU ALEX

[gusty palm]

AWWW GOODNIGHT ALEX POOKIEPIE SNOOKUMS <333

[tawdry apex]

goodnight!!!

[gusty palm]

(:

[west stone]

Hi

[orchid willow]

hi

[cedar lance]

Morning

[proud glen]

[sonic root]

[west stone]

What u guys up to?

[restive pollen]

Hello everyone.

[ember tide]

Ello

[restive pollen]

How is everyone’s morning?

[orchid willow]

good how about you

[restive pollen]

My morning is alright.

Kind of just scared and tired right now.

[keen pewter]

Why scared

[broken thunder]

Gm

[orchid willow]

gm

[ember tide]

I have no coffee

Terrible day already

[orchid willow]

i hope you find some coffee

[ember tide]

Thank you

[restive pollen]

Scared that I will have to leave again. I don’t like leaving this server, but last time really shook me up.

[keen pewter]

💀

[restive pollen]

I missed you too, Duck.

[keen pewter]

Bro is scared of leaving a discord server

Crazy

[restive pollen]

Yes. Thank you. 👍

[mighty fractal]

If discord is effecting your life that much you gotta get help dude

[keen pewter]

I can picture the therapy sessions and its making me laugh

[mighty fractal]

Now picture me dipping my balls in your mouth

[keen pewter]

Extremely graphic but hot

[restive pollen]

I am getting help. Thank you. (:

[keen pewter]

First step to fixing yourself is stop calling yourself a mommy on the internet 💀😂

[mighty fractal]

I’ve already failed

[keen pewter]

Pathetic

[mighty fractal]

Remember when lana del ray was hot

Miss those days

[keen pewter]

She still is wdym

Bro fuck her beauty, she used to powerlift?????

Queen behavior

[mighty fractal]

Yeah but she fat now

Not queen behaviour

[eager helm]

so is your mom, she my queen though

[keen pewter]

Nah she on the dirty bulk

The cut's gonna be crazy

[mighty fractal]

I prefer when she smoked 20 ciggies and drank 17 coffees a day

[mild blaze]

Lana bouta become a power lifter

[scenic stump]

r u buying her a personal coach?

[mighty fractal]

I’ll buy her a pack of darts and she can chuff the fat off

[scenic stump]

do it with her

[mighty fractal]

I have no fat to lose

[scenic stump]

oh yeah u heard abt the new legislative thing

in aus

[mighty fractal]

No

[scenic stump]

where kids 16 and older dont have to have surgery for gender smth to legally identify as another gender

[high zodiac]

bouta call you mommy fr

[high zodiac]

thumbs up

[scenic stump]

yeah i believe its partly good for them :D

definetly provides inclusion and would lower sucides with it

[high zodiac]

good for mental health yes

[keen pewter]

So they can just call themselves whatever gender now and we have to roll with it? 🙄

[high zodiac]

but im homophobic so lowkey idc

[keen pewter]

(I love trolling on the internet)

[high zodiac]

(me too)

[scenic stump]

iim justtt

[high zodiac]

jon how do i bulk effectively

[scenic stump]

im a little hald hald on it

[keen pewter]

Gonna go to the US embassy and tell them i identify as an american

[high zodiac]

i have a hard time gaining weight

[keen pewter]

Ez bank

[scenic stump]

just marry a old white lady

[high zodiac]

ur sexc they’ll let u in

[keen pewter]

Lift heavy, eat a lot of carb rich food along with a lot of protein

Stay in a 400+ calorie surplus ez

No other way

[high zodiac]

dude i love eggs

[keen pewter]

Unless u wanna dirty bulk then eat whatever

[high zodiac]

im going to eat egg’s tomorrow

[scenic stump]

yum

i ate 3 today

10/10

[high zodiac]

and then fart everywhere

[scenic stump]

Eating dirt is so ez

[high zodiac]

i think i can eat like 6-7 eggs in one sitting

[keen pewter]

2 bananas, 1 spoon peanut butter, glass of milk. Blend that shit and chug it. Its easy to prepare and has a lot of protein n good fat

[high zodiac]

which is why i buy 48 eggs at a time

[keen pewter]

Once or twice a day to get ur calories in

[scenic stump]

Sunny side up, scrambled, or boiled

[high zodiac]

it sounds good

[scenic stump]

it is me candor

[high zodiac]

i just really dislike protein powder

[keen pewter]

Add a scoop of whey in it and it will be better

[high zodiac]

NOOOOOOOO

[keen pewter]

Good to know

[high zodiac]

whey taste like dick and ball

[high zodiac]

all of the above

[keen pewter]

Si

[scenic stump]

Dude one time my classmate made sunny side up eggs and they made my breath stank as hell

[scenic stump]

yes you ok

[high zodiac]

well not sunny side up, i have a texture thing

cant do it

[keen pewter]

Why would i not be ok

Im fly af as usual

[scenic stump]

yes you are

[high zodiac]

banana, peanut butter, and milk

[scenic stump]

sunny side up

[high zodiac]

could i… could i add blueberries as a treat

[scenic stump]

is so mmmm

[scenic stump]

I wanna try that kind of protien shake some day

[keen pewter]

Add some berries if u have them

[high zodiac]

WOOOOOO

[keen pewter]

And chia seeds

Good bulk shake

[high zodiac]

wheres the brotien in that

[keen pewter]

Peanut butter & milk is protein source

[mild blaze]

400 calories

[high zodiac]

or is that for caloric intake

[scenic stump]

Banana and peanut butter shake sounds so good

I'd fuck it ngl

[high zodiac]

ohh, peanut butter also good fat

[keen pewter]

Calorie and protein and carbs

Everything

[mild blaze]

I eat 400 calories in a breath

[high zodiac]

speaking of fat, i need to get avocados

[mild blaze]

Freshavocado

[high zodiac]

i could really go for an avocado rn

[keen pewter]

Yes, i be eating that shit str8 out of the jar

So tasty

[high zodiac]

same tbh

[rugged quail]

This ice cream and juice diet is hard

[scenic stump]

Okay chunky or creamy

[west stone]

Hi

[high zodiac]

if you like chunky peanut butter you’re bound to be a serial killer

[keen pewter]

I fw both, i love both

[high zodiac]

i dont make the rules

[scenic stump]

Choose a side jon

[west stone]

The best tbh

[scenic stump]

Fax

[keen pewter]

I like the one with chunks more

[high zodiac]

please stop breathing

[keen pewter]

But creamy one is good for making shakes

[scenic stump]

Ewwww

[mild blaze]

Smooth peanut butter is cringe

[scenic stump]

Its like you're eating teeth

[high zodiac]

nuh uh

[acoustic breach]

Spectacular.

[sonic root]

peanut butter sucks

[mild blaze]

Yuh uh

[scenic stump]

Leave

[high zodiac]

ok when i get paid i will buy those things as well as a blender

[mild blaze]

(I don't eat peanut butter)

[sonic root]

already have

[keen pewter]

Me @ discordians who cry here 👺

[high zodiac]

fr

[west stone]

Help me, this is something I wish I could do, but my stupid brain keeps doing it

[spice pebble]

nuh uh

[scenic stump]

Why cant I post images in here

[keen pewter]

Skill issue

[scenic stump]

Im so cool and funny

[spice pebble]

try in #check-rank-here

[high zodiac]

i like ur pfp is that beyonce?

[keen pewter]

Beyonce lost color 🗣️

[mild blaze]

I cry at the fact that there's not a remix to the remix to ignition

[rugged quail]

Beyoncé changed race

[keen pewter]

Valid tbh

[mild blaze]

My dad

[scenic stump]

I can only check my rank dummy

[spice pebble]

beyonce doin da micheal jackson

[spice pebble]

skill issue

[scenic stump]

You do it then

[mild blaze]

She a reptile

[keen pewter]

Me and a lizard made intense eye contact yesterday when i was peeing

It was so cute

[high zodiac]

nuh uh

[spice pebble]

beyonce more like weyonce get it because shes not black anymore but white el oh el

[rugged quail]

Quick snack

[mild blaze]

Yuh uh

[scenic stump]

Did she do the michael jackson thing

[keen pewter]

No

[high zodiac]

no

[keen pewter]

I love lizards wish i could have one as a pet

[high zodiac]

my cat kills lizards

[rugged quail]

U can get a gekko

[scenic stump]

Shouldve pissed on it

[keen pewter]

My parents are scared of them so im their knight in shining armor whenever one enters our house

[keen pewter]

Couldve but it was on the ceiling

[high zodiac]

i really want a leopard gecko, i think you should get one too jon

[mighty fractal]

Who the fuck scared of a lizard

[mild blaze]

I want an argus monitor

[scenic stump]

Your pressure is so low

[mild blaze]

They're illegal where I live tho

[keen pewter]

I rly want pets but i travel a lot to take care of them. Thats why i just have a pet rock

[mild blaze]

I think

[mild blaze]

I got 3 of those

[rugged quail]

ilegally own them

[keen pewter]

1st pet im ever getting is a snake and then a cat

[mild blaze]

Tammy lammy and bitch

[high zodiac]

i have a succulent, a cactus, and a aloe

if i kill any of them i will cry

[rugged quail]

I want a parrot

[mild blaze]

Bitch is a quartz I found on a hike

Tammy and lammy are river stones

[mighty fractal]

I have 17 children in my cupboard

[rugged quail]

Are they on the sawdust diet

[mighty fractal]

I think they’re on the each other diet at this stage

[mild blaze]

Love it

[keen pewter]

Mine is just a rock i picked up from the side of a random road

[scenic stump]

Cannabislism

[keen pewter]

Drew a smiley on it with a copic marker

[mild blaze]

Mine had a smilie face

I dropped it out a car window and i think I picked the wrong one up

[west stone]

Omg lmao

[west stone]

LMFAO

Stop, I'm crying

[mild blaze]

She heeheed

[scenic stump]

🤭

[rugged quail]

Peyonce and JayY

[mild blaze]

What

Peyonce made sense but what Jay-Z do

[west stone]

Who tf is Jay z

[polar pulsar]

ain’t no way

[calm isle]

Gay z

[brazen grotto]

Jay z gay called it

[calm isle]

Fuck jay z if he wasn’t if Beyoncé me n her would be together fs

[swift bear]

Jay Zebra

[brazen grotto]

Lmao

[swift bear]

Jay Zygote

Maybe Jay Zanzibar

[burnt pivot]

I'm so tempted to buy a vape

[calm isle]

Gay

[burnt pivot]

Fr it is

Thank you for reminding me

[calm isle]

Feel embarrassed

[burnt pivot]

I am, for thinking about it. 😔

Fuck vapes

Air > vape

K bye

[calm isle]

Inhale Chinese chemicals used to steal your data

[sonic root]

great idea

[burnt pivot]

It says it was made in the USA

Sus

[sonic root]

usa chemicals then ig

mmmm delicious

[calm isle]

Godbless 🇺🇸

[burnt pivot]

They are collecting my lungs data

[calm isle]

Yes

[sonic root]

yes clearly

[mild blaze]

🦅🦅🦅

[burnt pivot]

Can't wait for the date 9/11

[mild blaze]

Stand up for the flag bitch

[sonic root]

cannot

[mild blaze]

Crawl for it then

[burnt pivot]

Already bought three planes

[sonic root]

not my flag

[burnt pivot]

(we technically made that flag if you think about it)

[sonic root]

i have the shit one

[mild blaze]

You sound like you need some freedom sponsored by Lockheed Martin

[sonic root]

yes please ill take 2 A10s

[sonic root]

(we couldve designed it better)

[mild blaze]

Get ready to feel some holy spirit

[burnt pivot]

(we should've aborted the mission ages ago and left 'em natives alone)

[sonic root]

cant wait

[mild blaze]

Bullshit

[sonic root]

agreed

[burnt pivot]

Reality tends to be bullshit.

[mild blaze]

Reality is whatever I want it to be

[burnt pivot]

Wait was it us or the vikings who started this abomination

[sonic root]

who knows

but like can they not

[mild blaze]

Spain and Portugal

[burnt pivot]

Didn't they discover the Americas before us?

[sonic root]

i wish nobody did

[burnt pivot]

Fr

[mild blaze]

Yeah but no

[burnt pivot]

The world would've stayed "free".

[mild blaze]

By technicality Americus Vespussy did

[burnt pivot]

Oh

[mild blaze]

Idk how to spell his last name

[burnt pivot]

Vespussy 😭

[unborn agate]

vespussy heheheheheheheh

[sonic root]

vespussy

[unborn agate]

heheheheheheheheheheheh

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe vespussy hehehnenenememhehehehehe

[mild blaze]

Then Christopher Chodelumbus came in and fucked it up for everyone

[burnt pivot]

It was him who fucked it up??

[mild blaze]

I know how to spell his I just hate the dude

[sonic root]

fair enough

[mild blaze]

He mapped it so yeah

[mossy violet]

Sloppy

[unborn agate]

chodelumbus

its not funny!! (hehehehehehechodehehehheeh)

[sonic root]

hehhehehehehehe

[burnt pivot]

We need a time machine, go back in time, and find baby Christopher, and 🫴🪢

[grave hedge]

yo

[sonic root]

here take this 💣

[unborn agate]

give knots

touch knots

[burnt pivot]

Nah it has to be done silently

[unborn agate]

touch blue and red.

[burnt pivot]

Make a knot around baby Christopher's neck

[sonic root]

why tho

[unborn agate]

opening offer hand to red and blue rope knots

ohhhhhh

[burnt pivot]

We don't want to mess the timeline violently

[unborn agate]

wtf just say it why did u have to use emojis

[sonic root]

boring

[burnt pivot]

LOL

[burnt pivot]

You're too slow omg

[unborn agate]

can u mess up the dutch, they enslaved us for like 300 years ☹️

[mild blaze]

Silently? I'll travel back in time and blow his ass up with a laser guided missile they'll think it's divine intervention

[unborn agate]

IT DIDNT EVEN MAKE SENSE

[sonic root]

u get it

[burnt pivot]

HAVE YOU NOT WATCHED ENDGAME

[calm isle]

Nah guys the pilgrims and the Native Americans ate thanksgiving together they were tight

[unborn agate]

WHICH ENDGAME WHATS ENDING

[mild blaze]

It didn't go like that big dog

[unborn agate]

THE AVNGEST??

[swift bear]

Jay Zambia @unborn agate

[unborn agate]

avengers

[unborn agate]

my fav wrapper

[burnt pivot]

WHEN RODY MADE THE BABY THANOS REFERENCE

[mild blaze]

Jay Zimbabwe

[burnt pivot]

Or whatever his name was

[unborn agate]

I DONT KNOOWWW

who is rody??????

[swift bear]

Ja ja ja 🦠🧙‍♂️

[calm isle]

And they taught them about the fish and the corn

[burnt pivot]

THE BLACK IRONMAN

[calm isle]

[mild blaze]

[burnt pivot]

The disabled guy 💀

[swift bear]

British people omg 🤭

[unborn agate]

ohh now youre raxist???

[unborn agate]

oh and an ableist???

[burnt pivot]

He is literally black ironman wym

[unborn agate]

cant fucking believe this.

the suit is SILVER ok!!

its not black 🗣️

[burnt pivot]

IT'S BLACK

[unborn agate]

NO IT ISNT

[swift bear]

Black on the inside!

[burnt pivot]

I see it black

[unborn agate]

im gonna ask google youre dead buddy

[burnt pivot]

EXACTLY

[swift bear]

Lol

[unborn agate]

WHAT ITS BLACK

[burnt pivot]

SEE

Get rekt bitch

[unborn agate]

NO ITS SILCER

NO ITS SILVER DUDE

mate youre colourblind

how many fingers im holdin up rn

[burnt pivot]

U gonna make me look it up

[mossy violet]

Ravioli sauce

[unborn agate]

do it

[swift bear]

The man still african black

In da suit

[unborn agate]

naur??

[burnt pivot]

YES IT'S BLACK and silver

[swift bear]

@unborn agate ....its kinda more black than silver...

[unborn agate]

no

[swift bear]

🧙‍♂️🍤

[burnt pivot]

she trynna make me sound racist so bad 😔

[swift bear]

Shrimple as that brah

[unborn agate]

GRAAHHH

[unborn agate]

because u ARE

[swift bear]

Ita pretty black ven

[burnt pivot]

(u don't have to, I already am)

[swift bear]

A bit of silver

[burnt pivot]

LOL

[unborn agate]

im black

[swift bear]

[burnt pivot]

Who's the colourblind now

[swift bear]

Im listening to serbian warcrime music at the gym!

🤭

[grand cedar]

blocked

[swift bear]

@grand cedar are you a black cat today?

[fallow fossil]

next door neighbor ven

[grand cedar]

Edward twlight shine in sun cat today

[swift bear]

Woah!

[unborn agate]

i will burn down your house

[swift bear]

Skin of a killer!!

[grand cedar]

u sound just like them

[mild blaze]

You get all the bitches big dog

[cinder shoal]

Don’t expose me like that

[swift bear]

Deth

[cinder shoal]

Sauce

[swift bear]

My arms and pecs are noodle

Push day

[cinder shoal]

Mine are too ngl

[swift bear]

Tomorrow shall be a rest day

[cinder shoal]

Ye

[mild blaze]

Monday my rest day

Today is back and bi

[scenic stump]

[drowsy mason]

[swift bear]

Do you need a bedtime story luci?

@burnt pivot do you drink tea?

[burnt pivot]

Only in breakfast, sometimes.

[swift bear]

Ill sing you a bedtime lullaby

Ive become an avid tea drinker

[burnt pivot]

It's 12pm saucy

[swift bear]

Its almost 3am

[burnt pivot]

Not good tho

[swift bear]

Late night gym sesh. About to be done

[swift bear]

Why

[burnt pivot]

You at the gym??

[swift bear]

Finishing up

Got here 1.5 hours ago

[burnt pivot]

Damn, I wish my gym stays open that late

[swift bear]

Im lucky i got a 24 hour one

[burnt pivot]

That's hot

Mine opens from 6am till 10pm 😔

[swift bear]

Why tea bad tho

I drink all kinds. Green is nice sometimes

[burnt pivot]

Depends what kind of tea you drink, but I heard it's bad for the blood in the long run if you drink it too much.

[swift bear]

Hmmm

[burnt pivot]

Green is good

I've quit all caffeines last year

And ngl it's been amazing since then.

[swift bear]

I did a quick google and it seems the only bad part is too much caffeine? But caffeine isnt that bad if you use in moderation

I wont drink too much

[burnt pivot]

Yeah

I used to drink icetea a lot, coke too.

I felt like it was quite addictive tbh, so I stopped.