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My max 600lbs (5x120)
bro this math is hurting my brain
It says 1 40
I hate math
Just use the Internet
math... was not an option in my senior year of hs
Or max yourself on a meaty bench
Nya
Just limit test yourself try not to die
It’s important
math be hurting my brain
ong
math is never important
Everything has math
i'm smart
What y’all doing
shhhhhhhh
in this chat why
Hi smart I’m beady
Math is very important nya
Even tho it’s 3am and I cba to do math
DIFFERENT TOPIC
HOW MUCH CAN EVERYONE SQUAT
Ok how about did we land on the moon
20
hi beady, i'm abt to fuck you cat up
Idk tbh
110 kg
Lbs?
Cats are for people who can’t give dogs enough attention
i can squat abt 300 maybe. it's been a few years
Mines 80kg
20
i don't think i've ever done squats 💀💀💀
cats are for everyone who wants a cat
I don’t actually know I’ve never done a leg day cause I’m not a weirdo
Do 50 with no weight they are one of the most anaerobic excersizes great for a quick sweat
skipping leg day 🇱
I have a cat
you are a weirdo of you do t do leg day
Ur calf’s must be tiny
i don't😔
Today is in fact leg day LETS GET IT 🧙♂️
Just focus on all muscles fuck specific days
I actually have very strong legs
FUCK WORKING OUT WHEN I CAN JACK OFF BAH HAHAHHAHAHA
That’s a workout in some regards
leg day is tomorrow actually 🤓
right arm is my main😈
oh yeah the weightless ones I've done a lot, i remember doing 100 a set for a while. just never with weights
Im gonna squat so hard today
right hand is my fantasy gf since i'm lonely
They go hard with like shadow boxing 🥊
But want a mirror to not strengthen bad habits
bro don't jack off with a open cut. shit hurts
broooo i don't know what it is with shadow boxing, but so many excercises hit different when you do a quick left right in between
like crunches
BOOM BOOM BOOM
Nya
Yes also gets the side of your core hella
one day it will happen
i want it soon💀
need good technique for that, many people do it mindlessly swinging hands. that no good for core
how soon my man
i want a double boom. let's spend the night together
and I'll be yours forever 🎶🎶
Yea I just watch trainers or ippos boxing surprising good basics but boxing ain’t the most practical fighting style 🤷🏻♂️
TOGETHER IN MY ROOM
christopher nolan is so racist theres no black people in oppenheimer
it's a fucking good one to know tho ay
nah im good
not a bad pick
but soon bc i'm getting lonely
i said the best pickup line today during work on my head
what was it
me robbing the entire house while the bjj dude is laying on the ground saying "cmere bro"
are you a pot? cuz i want to plant my seed in you
i feel the same way but the wait gonna be worth it trust me
mwahahhahahaha
real
loneliness is such an interesting emotion
real
i think it's nice to make peace with that
loneliness isnt real just get out 🤣
tbh i have. i just need a cuddle buddy
True
okay main not everyone is a top g like u
I used to be lonely last year actually
whenever i use 🤣 its a joke i hate 🤣
what?
i cant stand "🤣 " emoji
this emote is a menacing one - you never know what the other person means when they send that shit

ur mom got two holes and im in one of them 🤣 🤣 🤣
😮
heheheh
if u are over the age of 16 n still use 🤣 u should see a therapist
NYA
Hi good I’m beady
NICE WORK YOU DID YOU GONNA GO FAR KID
Offspring goated
emotes overall are kinda funny. they've been around for so long and we've practically assigned many of them to a specific context they're not, like 😭💀🔥🥶
real, such a banger
i wonder how many aspects of human interaction are gonna be redifined in a couple years by new gen
you're gonna go far kid is my favorite or one of them
what?
dude that song always gets me energetic
realllll
Idk what’s even happening
old heads trying to converse
i'm taking a shit and this song is playing and i don't wanna break the toilet
🌮
damn
same
Using gif like I’m a 60 yr old grandmother on Facebook
word
at my place
wym?
my mom be like
my lord
my mom and my dad. that's why i never text them unless i need something
how old are you??🤨
Oh sorry you weren’t talking to me
Taylor swift?
Been playing it since my bday
guys i got a rice farmer hat
i am 20 years young and i feel fine 😎😭
Lol
oh really?
WHY DO I LOVE YOU. I HATE EVERYTHING ABT YOU
we've moved to 3 days grace now
yea its very nice 🗣️
okay it's fine. i'll be 20 in nov
Just wait I went on a year long binger and now alcohol is my water
st8 bangers on ur radio now
YESSSSS I LOVE THIS BAND
I’m 20 in April
i have so many hats and i barely wear them
I HATE RVERYTHING ABT YOU. WHY DO I LOVEEEEE YOU I HATE EVERYTHING ABT YOU WHY DO I LOVW YOUUUU
I prefer twice and fifty fifty
and Im so sorry
ur life is basically over
I cannot sleep I cannot dream tonight
fifty fifty is hot bro
i've been going for 2 years and honestly i feel so scared to fuck up my liver more i usually get weed instead of alc 💀
One usually starts the other
one leg in a casket baby, we're getting there
weed is where it's at
my life is over (in 50 years)
YOU HATE EVERYTHING G ABT ME WHY DO YOU LOVE ME I HATE YOU HATE I HATE YOU LOVE ME I HATE EVERYTHING ABT YOU . WHY DO I LOVE YOU
end
Shut up
U
No lyrics in chat mods hate that
my fan is voilently shaking rn
i'll stop
Baby shark
true, tho i feel comfortable with the addiction management when it comes to those drugs, i think i'll be fine. some people really do fall into this pit tho and it's not pretty
duck... how many tacos do you have???
Move over Christian bale ur sigma male edits are over it’s time for Ken and Oppenheimer
That’s how it starts make sure your less than 12 drinks a week you’ll be Ight if you can manage that probably 🤷🏻♂️
there's not a taco i won't make for u bb
Gummy taco
so put some lettuce and cheese on your taco and i'll eat it
ew, fuck gummy taco candies
Y’all saying taco as a euphemism?
It’s real?
yes
Gummy crab bie Pattie’s
I’ve never had a taco before :( nya
same with pizza gummy candy
Go to Mexico
they have that
Slaps
Okay
i read that as gummy taco candles and ughh
?
you know them scent candles?
ohhh yeah
you fire them and the room goes ooo smell nice
Yanke candkes
mum is here oop-
ohhhh, idk why but i really like vinilla
hi ms. duck
bro am i like a rare texas living person in this chat rn?
vanilla is good. i prefer i think lavender and some mixes, but i rarely get to light them
lavender is really good
is your phone melting yet? i've heard texas is getting a heat wave
Texas is dead rn
but when texas isn't getting a heat wave tbh
we don't talk abt that💀 and surprisingly not yet
im just tryin to survive
fucking water dispensers before i can enjoy the hydration
good hbu mum
dickering water dispensers are you
yes
don't hide it behind those edited messages now
shhhhh
texas is suffering and you're dickering the water supplies???
Did it snow again?
vengaboys^*
no
thats january
Mb g
i'm not trippin, you good
i sent a friend request btw. if you wanted to accept
Gay
only if u come over for tacos
Gay?
where is that?
wepsi you aren't the one to call out gayness
GNAGGG
only gay for the bois
Is that a gay in general
i've got a house in ohio.. if u feel adventurous
who else up farting
Just you
yo yo
My doctor told me to not fart
💀
i just took a shit if that counts for farting
absolutely no ripping ass
rip
Let’s go fly a kite
let’s go then
How do I decorate my room
i can't fly kites
Use socks as deco
laxative
guh
Bleh
WHATS UP GANG
yeah me too actually lol
see what you did😂😂
i knowww & it's 5am so i can get shitall 😭
damn it's 5 am where you are?
yuhh
why are you not asleep?
can't brkng myself to sleep. i woke up at 4pm tho
and i really should sleep - we're waking up at 7:30am today 💀
ohhh okay, reasonable. i do the same my days off
it's in 2.5 hoursss
i want to say i'm helping to organise an event.. really i'm just drinking and distracting. the least i can do is wake up with everybody
real
having cows is a flex
i have two. one is gonna be used for beef tho
there's also three horses, a goat and a lama
Infinite cow farm
i'm glad i'm not the only one think abt minecraft in this situation
i'm pretty sure it isn't really fixabls, they just have the entity limit and that's it
sigh
on jah
Why have an entity limit
you tie a rubber band around the males ball sack
Sigh jah bend over
sigh harry take off your pants
wag1 mate
damn, orgie time??
ntm wsg wtih you
train ride. tickets plz
wag1 is a slang term i didn't know i needed
lmaoo
wag1 = wagwan = what’s going on
word
yeahh i know, i'm just saying it's p clever
i'm clever
are you?
lol p common around these parts
no😔
yuhh, i don't indulge in the jamaican culture much, so it's new every time someone uses it
not in a cultural shock way, just a nice thing to consider
bro is bewildered
Hello, how’s your day been?
busy hbu bae
yes
no
Am good
oh okay
that good
Mommy
Daddy
Zaddy
maddy
I love bludlung
Do you love bludlung
not zaddy bro
same sauce
4:17am
3mins until 4:20
It’s actually 9:18
10:19
@grand solar
JAHHHH
ALIIII
HI SHAWTY
Wsg sauce
HRU BAE
V GOOD HBUUU
Someone gimme a sloppenheimer
JUST IN PAIN RN
WHY
A PAIN STRUCK ME IN MY LEG AND BACK
NO
Assupbabygirl
adam and eve were having premarital sex!!!
WHAT😨
it was a cannon event
missing kenz fr😞
She probably busy
True
To this

barbie
@gusty palm babe.. please come back online the kids miss u…
shawty
hey mamas
girl i just got on too 😭
got on deez nuts
hi guyth
you did that all by yourself?
i dont wanna get on ur nuts pls
wow you’re talented
ur mums talented
Women’s makeup is easy u just put some lipstick make some wings with eyeliner and cover ur face in foundation
bro.. how do you know that??
LMFAO HEYYYY
What’s primer
primer is that shit that looks like cum, you put it on before anything else so the makeup sticks to ur face
How do u unstick it then
What do use foundation for then?
I got all my knowledge from YouTube shorts when it didn’t have an algorithm
Foundation goes on top of the primer
foundation is to cover all of ur skin to evenly tone it
its the foundation of ur makeup 💀
Yeah and u gotta prime that foundation Fr king
So yeah u put it all over ur face
yeah
There’s just an extra step before that
indubidably
And then there’s concealer, bronzer, blush…
true !
Como esta lil shartys
main, can i borrow ur face pls
why is my desperation rizz so damn good
oh wait, we're prolly not the same shade- whoops !
JKFBJWBD
hi alex teehee
Alex CHILL

jai got his account taken away im fukcing SCREAMING
WHAT
Huh 😭
BECAUSE OF THIS GUY LIKE A DAY AGO
BOOM
LMFAOOOO
???
HOLD ON LET ME FIND IT
WAS IT THE WHITE NAME IN GENERAL SAYING HE WOULD TAKE HIS ACCOUNT???
He proved that u shouldn’t mess with the white names
UR KIDDING
Wtf
riot made a report that jai was under the age of 13 LMFAOOO
Oh I knew it
😭😭
YEA IDJWK
HOW DOES HE PROVE TO THEM HES A GROWN ASS MAN 😭😭
Government ID
idk i think he has to send them an id to appeal it
He has to show a pic of his id beside his face
Same thing happened to my friend
U don’t have friends silly
That’s why I tell everyone not to say u r under 13
You’re right your mother is more than a friend
guys.. i have something to tell you…
My mom doesn’t use discord silly goober!
Alex bye
LMFAO
Ban her
I hit her up on Facebook
I hit her up at the local gas station
what😨
Couldn’t handle my gif game
She Fr couldn’t
I out minioned her
NOOOO
This is actually mad funny
whomp
whomp whomp
hell yeah
How tf do people eat eggs everyday
scrambie eggs
I burn my toast a bit to get more flavour
!?
nice rack
nice rack
Bro thinks he’s pickles
aren’t you from Bangladesh
don’t they have good flavorful food there
What does that have to do with toast 😭
burnt toast is so good
idk bro this is a pretty white statement to make
Good morning
morning Jon
Gm streaks
no
yes
Travelled all the way to town in a storm to have breakfast at a very og and vintage-y cafe
Its an irani cafe and good lord the VIBE
Breakfast is WACK but breakfast food is 
Yeah but I crave like new flavours thats why I tried frozen blue cheese straight out of the fridge once
HUH??
na
💀💀
Marie have you seen west side story
jai got BONKED
L
riot was telling truuf.
Drop the bonk hammer
i hate quora
I play a lot of Rimworld
why
Play with some
Me when I watch a video on new Twitter so now it’s an xvideo 
oh I get it
Bc It won’t let me see some of the answers or related questions without creating an account
womp womp
I'm back
proceeds assault with a deadly weapon
oh
hi duck
Just remove it
Inspect element
which part removes the thing
thank you
Hello everyone
FROM??
Bludlung made me like tame impala
I make a bitch say woah
I dont know if I've grown or regressed
remember that guy riotgame who said jai would get banned yesterday 💀
Yawn
Damn a guy that says they work somewhere actually delivering
A deloolue gremlin
Wassup you beautiful/handsome hoes
duck
Quack
bruh just watched a video of some mf diying estradiol
and then has the audacity to just eyeball measurements
like bro
You’re lucky retard left or you’ll be debating why diy hormones are actually a good thing
God that was so stupid
Ye
i would win
there’s literally no good argument for injecting a high school science experiment into your body
guys i saw it on pinterest 😠
the only acceptable diy imo is insulin
“I got all my information from a website”
aka youtube probably
Reddit fs
diy insulin is good tho
i take insulin every day 🙏
Insulin too expensive
I think maybe get some education maybe idk
literal pennies
but its privatized so they can jack the prices on a life saving drug
i ❤️ capitalism
costs so little to make insulin but getting it prescribed costs too damn much
Yeah bigpharma needs to die
FR
type one diabetic ive had it since i was 6 years old bro and i still worry every day that im gonna lose insurance and die
its okay marie imma be in my breaking bad era and make you insulin
a lot of my family members have diabetes
i adore u.
so i get it, the prices are insane
like im pretty sure my uncle will die if that mf doesn’t have jt
hes been type 1 sincr he was a mid
kid*
my grandma has it too, i remember force feeding her these special m&m shits to keep her from passing out
my back hort
make it not hort
Mine too
i need to wring out my spine
i think shes type 2
no thats type 1 i think
literally take it out if my body, swing it around, crack it like a whip, and then put it back
idk the types
diabetes fr scare me for the person
i just know there isnt a cure for type 1
apple juice and crackers are the best for lows 🩷
CRACKASSSS
it’s autoimmune right?
i will keep this in mind
LOL
meow
carbs are the best way to raise it and liquid sugars work faster
carbs are what sustain it and keep it up
yeah yeah she literally has emergency coke
yes it can
FIYAAA🔥
if i dont have juice soda is the go to
honestly apple juice sounds so refreshing if ur low on sugar
especially if its cold
same thing happened to my science teacher in 5th grade and we gave her jolly ranchers
its like a breath of fresh air
thats all we had around
Apple juice 
omg three of my wives are in chat rn
the lowest bloodsugar ive had was 29
YIPPEE
supposed to be from 80-120
gahdayum
LMAO
WAT
hi phae marie and alex 
normal humans have a bloodsugar between 80-100
i have 2 autoimmune disease RAAAAH
HELLOOO
..chat is this real
i prefer the term chef
chef phae !!!!!!
hello kenzie 🫶
hiya hiya
i have chronic tummy ache ):
me toos
my sugars are always low because I only eat noodle and water.
instant noodle my 45th wife
guys i need help
Help some
what the fuck does the fox say, help
what is weong shawty
im anemic 😼🙏
yeah normal people can get low sugars so if you feel low just eat carbs and drink juice 🤓
good thing i love carbs 😼
whenever i get low I get so shaky bro
dude i get low and feel like im gonna black the fuck out
like woahhh wheres the jar of nutella🔥🔥
i didnt know thats what that was
yep
clammy so yeah
it all makes sense
Hey mamas
you can go into comas from lows
oh dear
ive been so damn close 💀
guys lets not get low’
ive been in a coma🤓 but not from low sugars
i just woke up at 3am and my bloodsugar was like 35
who is frank and why did i have him blocked
and i was like 
off topic but i made wings for dinner and holy shit they were so good
SOMEONE GET THIS WOMAN SOME APPLE JUICE🔥🔥🔥
HAHAHAHA
omg what kind
marie you should have a holster specifically for apple juice
marie do u have any diet restrictions from diabetes
Ngl apples really go crazy
hot honey garlic
naw they have glucose injections for people who are low or basquimi which is a nasal form of it
just a flask of apple juice
LOL
which is what you gotta do if someone is passed out
nope
as long as i give myself insulin to compensate for it, i'm perfectly fine
SAME🔥
actually smart
strapped with narcan always
ok what even is insulin tho
Boooo don’t take their nod
my best friend has type 1 diabetes which is so sad, but at least we can skip lines for free at disney world :))
hush
well theres this guy named fredrick banting.
LEts goooOOOOO
its actually a hormone
ok it sounds like we all need service dogs
and its produced by the pancreas
IM GETTING A SERVICE DOG SOON ACTUALLY

ohhhh
WHAT
im so happy but its so expensive to get one
lowkey thought your pancreas was useless
wait alex can i ask why you need a service dog
ouP
cos ill volunteer to be it for u ong
which organ is useless
I have epilepsy:3
BARK BARK ARF WOOF BARK ARF
LNFOAOAO
LETS GOOO
im sorry pookie patookie
Why you say it like that
YAY SERVICE DOGGIE
BARK ARF WOOF GRRRR
i dont have a service dog, i just have a regular dog and hes really dumb and useless but he is cute
ok im done now
he is very cute
i had a greyhound and i miss her SO MUCH ‼️‼️
mines 50 thousand up front WAAAH
ooooo greyhounds are so funny lookin
all so I dont die what the f
50k???? i feel ILL WHAT THE FUCK
they are giant lap dogs
yeah diabetic is about the same bruh
yea its actually so bad😭
I can pay off my car with that wtf
I LOVE CUDDLE BUGS
Buy a house with that fr
i have a great dane who loves sitting in laps :))
my aunt has a golden retriever named ava and she is the sweetest dog ive ever met
i could pay off my car and get a new one tf?
getting a service dog means i can go outside alone🔥
thats fya
Broke ass
show
says you fucker
I LOVE GREAT DANES RAAAAHHH
i will show u tmr i need to take more pics of my bbg
how am i broke 😠
I was thinking property you thought another car 💀
guys all i know about dogs is that some are big some are small
yeah i like cars
I LAURVE BIG DOGS
i want a saint bernard but they slobber too much
and some are scary
so wut
I had a Labrador when I was little
i thought that was a place whne someone told me their breed
i have a european great dane and they have the floppy top lips, so much slobber 😭
Mf slept with me from the day I was born
HAHAHQ
“is that in italy?”
i used to have a boxer mix lab
ong
i would gag
she was so cool, but then my dad shot and killed her
i just have a shih tzu poodle mix now
we rescued her tho, shes my baby
WHAT
that sucked
WHAT
what
?????????
Tamika moment
LOL
LFNOAOSOEJRJEHJRJWBDOWHSI
phae just says "what" like thats normal 😭
i have a shih tzu, hes an old man now tho- on 4 different medicines for his collapsing trachea and his enlarged heart :(((
awww poor baby :(
LOL (very traumatic i still cry from time to time)
it was on purpose too
real it would be
mines like 14, his name is yoda :DD
dusty is 1 and 2 months!
my aunts husband shot her horse and watched her dog drink the blood and throw it up so
LOL?
what
shit you not
he had a big great dane girlfriend named padme but she passed away
WHAT IS HAPPENING🔥
the dog was not playin games man
IM SORRY 🗣
wtf
i guess not
this is almsot as bad as
last i saw my cat he had a big wound on his face, then i moved out becos i was being neglected
it was refreshing for it until it wasnt
HAHAHAHAH
my old dog used to bring me dead possums
like 😭
ALEX 😭😭😭
and my moms cat brings her lizards often
COS I KNEW WHO SAID THAT IMMEDIATELY
present
fr
when my cats die i will die.
when one of my wives die i die
my childhood cat has kidney disease bro
i am heart broken bro i will not be okay!!
NOOOOOOO
OH recently my cat brought my mom a bat. im really not sure how he caught a bat but
I had a cat pass from that
Whatever you do don't look up my name with cat following it
Very sad 😔
It gets depressing
i luv cats
nyeow
cats are the best animals known to man
My cats are special
Gday lads

no
Woo
main
Oo
No
hi haru!
BRICKY BRICK YAYYY
haru i miss you pookie bear, when are we gonna talk in vc again
i miss ur silly little videos
i miss you babygirl mama pookie snookums girlie pop
fuck you beady
fuck no
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Hi guys
i lost my knife
hey babies
UR BRITISH NOW

me fr
Terrific.

Thanks emre I appreciate you being so nice
can you use the default dance emoji
i cant even catch a break😢

no
it insta muted me 💀
LMAO WHAT
EM 
yeah haha
naurrr
She may as well be Canadian at this point
cant belive u would ruin my night like this
And may or may not be a furry
yeah but if she cosplayed as a bunny 🤤
Ok first off no
moans sensually while busting down a little sexual style
Second off she couldn’t pull it off maybe she could cosplay as the mad hatter
BRO HAVE U SEEN HER
Yes
twerks
lady has the judy hopps bod 
No
i wanna grab wafs big ass bunny ears
undoes belt and waves it over my head
i hope she gushes a waterfall tihihi
I don’t know her like that I mean she’s a mod now to big for us plebs
Pls stop
i wish to ask her for uppies
i will break my legs off so she can take care of me
or or maybe my arms
At least roast her for something real like her wack ass cat or her pink infatuation
ill be a little nugget
i dont wanna get muted.. i will be banned
it's worth it
nuh uh
Are we talking about the same waffle?
waf mod yes
wow can't argue with that
Wait what’s the default thing
beady u do it
beady use the fortnite default emote here
@light quartz
And no I will have no part in fortnite
it's for science
i will do it in a server idc about
that won't work it's the settings they have on the bot
nothing wacky happened
!defaultdance
xD
?defaultdabce
It doesn’t work
you
Me
so true
beady do it
Ig
u have nitro
I don’t have nitro
No Im no queen I have no intention on being one
ok king my bad
That lil nnyoom thing?
yeah
Not that either
the grey lil nyoom thing
?????
jester 🤓
Jester I barely knower
ok
And no
I am merely and educated member of the masses
no
A statistic











