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Tall?
yeah this tall mf telling me im a midget
I'm not tall but pop off oompa loompa
He ain’t tall
....if you taller than 5'2 thats tall to me regardless
if I gotta look up then you to tall
Haha
I will kick your kneecaps in
I will roundhouse your head
I will bite your ankles
try me hoe
i literally said that so you wouldn't feel bad, suck my nuts bitch
I don't know
Okay purple bitch
that's actually funny
mwah
mwahh
I love pineapple
ew
mangos
ew
whatttt
arent you scared of women tho?
make me LMAO 💀
Who ain’t
ducky
I don't think I will
Who want me🔥🔥
🙋♂️
@scenic stump I need exposure therapy
Guys
hey
Bmx
dosent that mean to get over your fear you just gotta keep thinking about it till you arent that afraid anymore?
Yeah
so you're just gonna keep thinking of women till you get over your fear of them????
Nah
here
Thinking don't help
so that'll mean you just need to be around a women from time to time
Thinking make me depressed
I had 3 encounters today
I almost died
women scare me
that means you'll probably be around women again tomorrow...the next day...the day after that
till you get over it
Oh god
phobia- women
Last week it was 7
And it wont be on discord either
I was dead by Thursday
buh
you're gonna be fine
ale
I'm tired boss
plz dont check my avatar i lost a bet ok
hii

They took my legs
I can't feel em
Philomena Cunk
I got my legs and im using them
Pray
you are just going through it
yoooo
yoooo
wyd?
HELP
KENNNNZ
HELLUR
pain
hel brick
hru bud
Lasege goorbed
its been a minute
yea
im chilling
lovely
been working out so much my body is crumbling
biggest cope of my life ngl
get sleep dumbass
at least ur getting gains
battery went put on my car this morning :)
no more gym for kenzie
ive hit my peak gains
We love jim
damnn
shame
(i need boob pics)
I need you to go to bulgaria ok
what's in bulgaria
nothing just bored af
ok
“When the first snow falls you know the debt is paid”
I have men that will pick you up in private plane tomorrow 8:30am
I'm very much still broke
samee and disc also bored
immaa get back to not doing much yk
thx pixkle
Also wear orange wig
you know how to treat a lady
Make sure it looks real
like red head or bright orange
Its important to keep you safe man
Idk tbh
lowkey been on here to find some entertainment. But its fun talking to this crackhead server
I can give you mine
Nah bbg
that'd be appreciated
lmao yea same but damn shi still boring
Leg day left me begging
made you pray
what you mean nah? Im trying to give someone in need my cheeks
im begging ong
interesting
Then you won't be hot
Hit leg day big dog
did you just admit youre a butt guy?
Always have been
that's wild
i prefer boobs
Boobs hurt backs ass makes back strong
This is the most perfect answer yet
boobs make good squish and wobble teehee
Thighs are better
If I lose one I got the other so it's still a win win
love that
Lmao
cant have bigger thighs then me so Im good with my squishmellows
fya 🔥
ofc ofc
i have good muscular thighs, just wish some of that would float to the back
Im really gonna ship you my ass
Proof
u first
don't you wanna keep it
Nah
I got so much going on losing my butt wont be a loss
what's the prize?
me
HRU!!
a prize is a prize
I like this mentality
The urge to run after these annoying kids maniacally
real me too
release those urges
I am so confused
hiii kenzie!! congrats on porble!!!
Mfs dont miss
Every ball they shoot lands on me windows
I'm possibly flabbergasted
im so close to light pink hehe
Its annoying
harry
Red star by mao Zedong
sure!
nice
just ping me when you get it

leveling up is hard asf bro damn 😭
"Hard as bro"
the higher level you get the harder it is

*94 🤓
Probably get to forty before sal gets to 95
🤓 ☝️
🤓🤓🤓
Yea fr the leveling is a bit long

Glad I paid 5.99 for the level skip on the official fitz discord server 😃
its not that bad tbh although i've been here for 4 years and im nearly level 70
people level up waaaayyy faster
Real money wise ?
Jon a sweat fr
I don't got the time for allat
Wild
main took a long time
Terminally online
Lowk this summer I’ve got up 6 levels
Oh one sec sound like a shooting is happening outside brb I guess 🙄
There's a secret spam channel they're hiding that they bot 🤫
Marie got yall speaking lvls so quickly haha
It's called modchat
Not used to it?
@rancid wasp it's rare but I could care less tbh
Waiting for the stray that domes me for character development
Back in my old city shit was biweekly
Bi
Me
In your walls
If someone in my walls I'm kissing the hell out of you
🤞
Holy shit run !
I got socks on bitch I'm not scared
Oh fr ?
He just like me fr
I don't you should be terrified
As you get out of his walls boss music starts

Am tired
Go eep
Of your lies
Mine could be some phonk shit
Sounds terrific
This song goes hord
Maglev is it ?
Yeah
Ill look it up
my boss music is world bowser music
By kaho matsui
💀
What's cooking good looking
I love that actually
Decent song especially if you're out for a jog
@mortal mauve no way its more like sneaky snitch
Yeah I do cardio to it
heyy I just woke up
Immaculate
ong
LMFAOOO
Nice
Hola
I actually use songs to time my momentum i cant be the only to do it
Like whenever some beat drops you increase the momentum
gonna need like a listening party only of that world bower music
Whilst working out ofc
Walk speed to match the beat @bitter cloud
bro i love mario music
especially mario waiting room for super smash
I use old texts as pre-workout
Exactly
who dosent? Always a bop
It's live or die final destination style every day
that movie is the reason I fear being in public
(Banana+honey)
Women is the reason for me
Thought you feared women
Final destination 3 brought the fear of rollercosters
Oh i misread the response
And nailguns
one of the movies made me fear of any transportation
im hungry
Hi hungry
NAUUUR
@scenic stump was it the truck full of logs
🍪
hell yeah. and the subway station one and I dont even take the subway
if only it was REAL
Had a chick ask me for the location of a food shop at the fair Saturday I walked to the opposite side of the park and almost cried
FD2 was the best one even though it scared 5 Yr old me
Public attractions terrify me
Bro
luv...you need help
Ever seen a film called the decent
Yeah i hope he is being sarcastic if not oh lawd
No future generations
haru peeppes😭
My mum made me watch that when I was 4 and that plus small spaces made me hate caves with a passion
HELLUURRRR
And I have to do the same shit on Wednesday I'm terrified
Worst case scenario for me is id mumble
But cry of fear ? Therapy level
Bro you are actually living up to your pfp huh

I'm bringing my earbuds
Which one
Mr anime
I'm disconnecting myself from reality for 8 hours
At this point i think i am the blushing cat
Oh

@short kraken women scare me big dog
Goodnight holmes
@ancient hawk your mama my blushing pussy
Oh not now
TAKE THAT BACK WHORE
Nuh uh
Teehee love youuuu
8 hours thats sleeping isnt it ?
i will eat your firstborn
I'm just pulling a maintenance shop on Wednesday and I'm taking my earbuds this time
Hey hey hey !
I dont tolerate animal cruelty
Gl eating your siblings
Shift is 8 hours
Publicly distancing from any female
H but you fr that scared dawg ?
Ooh
guys tomato sandwiches are peak
Just tomato and bread?
toasted bread, mayo and tomato slice
I WANNA SAY THOSE THREE LETTERS SO BAD YOU DISGUSTING CRETIN
ITS GOOD BRO
Cretin
🤢
Naah
@mortal mauve wild
TOMATO and MAYO wtf
that is the most american thing i've ever heard
beans on toast?
Alex just admit your a blonde white American woman already
Mayo is awful and tomato’s are trash fr
I need more gym
Beans on toast 🤢
Shaddap love beans on toast
The most mid of war time foods
sighh i must be😞
Soggy beany toast imagine
Don't mind em eat whatever you like
my melanin has been thrown out the window
I'm legit losing my shit on the inside rn
toast with garlic aoili and dill
L melanocytes
Biden got her
We all are big man
Damn Alex ain’t white? You just got like 10x hotter
its genuinely good you should try it sounds dodgey
RAAAAH
Never said anything about trying it
I'm at the dentist to get the tooth I broke removed and prepped for an implant
Bro stupid wifi
im doras 5th cousin
Biden Blast
Diego was goated ngl
I really don't like the dentist
fuh real
And the idea that they're about to rip my tooth out and drill a metal screw into my skull has me extremely uneasy
Lovely day
Wish i was lvl 99 on my acc…
Farm xp
💀
Farm some
Gaba yaba (is it working ?)
Not my anxiety going through the ceiling ffs
I wish I'd just get struck by lightning and die rn
A plane crash
A tornado
planes can survive lightning strikes
IDC anything that just takes me out before I get called to the back

so tired
Some teeth replacement?
Omg she leveled up
Brother go get help
hi lyd 
I'm just losing my shit
Hi bwicky

hru
I’m good
goob
Wbu
Oh dam
Take care holmes
im ok!
That’s good
LMFAOOOO
Having a gun would be fucking awesome
I have a few
Damn lucky
Id love to say to someone that i have one on me
Or wooden case whatever it is called
The Difficulty to have a gun license in here made it impossible for me to own one
I have one on me
I have one in me

Lmao
A gun
That's not ... Nevermind
Yeah a gun
The best conceal carry is the .22 inside my ass
Lydia
I’m freaky like that
Thicc
Yeah spark
I dunno what to say
Whether im impressed or concerned
Idk hi
Be impressed
Im bored
You guys wanna vc
I conceal carry a smith and Wesson sd40ve .40s&w
Or are you in a private call
Well im real life sexing
I’m gonna get epregnant
😭
Sorry
Spark LMAO
Ooooh
Have you ever been in an encounter that got you bringing them up
You’d look so pretty pregnant babe
Swag
YOU CALLED HIM BABE
A couple times
🫃🏽
WHAAATTTTT?????
LMAO OKAY
Me fr
WGAT WHY US THAT WEIRD
No way
Brownie
Got a brownie in the oven
We been in that stage for months
Was it calm tho ?
But this one was satire
R u constipated hunny bunny bunches of oats ?
I hope he sucks your toes when you guys meet
But typically when people see a barrel big enough to stick a sharpie in they tend to stop fuckin around before they find out
He wants me to put peanut butter on them
He loves peanut butter
I would prefer whip cream
Mmmmm toes 

😭
Peanut butter gets stuck at the roof of your mouth
Exactly

That's so cool
I had a guy nearly bumping into me at a roundabout knowing i had the right to move made me want one so badly
I saw some video of a guy putting whip cream in his girls ass and she shat it on his dick
😭😭😭😭
Spark ?
WHATTTT LMFOAOOO
Yeah
LMFAO

Why are you watching those videos spark
.........excuse me????
Oh my god
what did I return to???
I was curious
Nice interrests homie
Guns aren't intended for mild road rage situations, more like life and death last resort situations
Honestly now I’m curious
I wanna go home
Link?
I wonder how it felt for her
Saw it on discord

Yes i agree but id love to humble people
server ?
Gross so disgusting wtf… where?
Just search it up you'll probably find it
@bleak fjord @fresh peak you guys are gross
Ok
I wanna know too
U can be curious but we can’t
You don't humble people by putting a .40 in their face man
for educational purposes
Bmx
I left the server too
Yeah when old people do it its weird
Believe me some people here need that
Old people 
👴
He’s the old one not me I swear
Elderlies
I bet u Ivan is older than all of us
I guess most Americans tend to not act the fool because they don't know if someone is packing heat or not idk
Can I join your guys private call
LMAO
How old are you?
21
You said you were like 36 last night @fresh peak
I said I was 32
However
I was also joking HAHA
So what
Well spark is calling us old
She ages backwards
Uhhhh
Yeah its the exact opposite case here
People do wrong and confront you about it
Terrible manners from them that's why i brought up guns in the first placw
Benjamin button
Soon I’ll be 17
You have a source of experience and knowledge at your disposal
Only got 3 more years before this is over
You'll be 14 and with the hat again
😭
For legal reasons
Bruh I was probably 12 ok
Illegal
Whats the difference (a lot)
LMAO
I wanna jump off a bridge rn
Thiccy thinks my fedora is sick 
I envy people with cars
Gotta have one at some point
Yeah me too
I just got my dental x-ray
How'd it go
Lydia in a fedora 
She was a minor in that photo
LMAO
😟
I didn’t show him the photo
I can
He just means in general
No I have a broken tooth from slamming my face into a boulder while white water kayaking down a 46' waterfall
No u can’t. I won’t allow it
Nice
Im talking her rn
Whats gonna stop me
Me
I know
Crying
Yawn
I’ll block him before he can send it dw
LMAO
hiiiiiii
Dude
Im surprised you still texting
That would be mean
?
spark is pretty wild for a minor

Ayo Harry
This dude is talking about cameras guys I don't know shit about it
Nah what’s wild is this
Wdym
Who the fuck says that!!!!
Is he wrong tho
Hold on

more like Chla
Spark what the hell boi
chla-mydia
Big fan
@bleak fjord you unadded me😞
sure probably
Chlamydia
Wild for a minor shiii when I was a minor we were stealing cars and blowing shit up
not sure what ur talking about but sure
He blocked u 😭😭
what
I blocked you for a second
Why💀
Awe bummer
For why
To honor my woman 
cuz he didn’t want u to send it 😭
Damn
nah we’re tight tho mydia
ew
we go way back
Bet ur wife is tight too Fr
please have sex with my wife
Ok
Youh onnery will be ghreat foe youhr woman👴
What
Read it with an old man asian accent
😭
My adrenaline is on 11 rn
He read it in a British accent
Yawn
Close ur mouth slut
Personally
Wouldn't take that disrespect
I love it when men take it, personally
Hope my ex wife steps on the Legos I intentionally bought my daughter for the purpose
omg why?!
Me rn frfr
Manipulation at its finest
Because... Reasons
goodness
Her being an ex is enough a reason innit ?
actually yeah fair point
Because she's a cheating whore but anyway we get along way better divorced
well at least that's something
And no I don't mean we get along like that
Before any of the perverts in here get the wrong idea
I don’t think anyone was gonna take it that way
I still hope she steps on a lego
This is Fitz... Everyone takes stuff that way
Maybe old fitz
I dont believe you have an ex wife since you're a they them
But ur talking about a divorce, most mfs that are active in chat won’t think you mean anything else 😭
LMAO wtf
He/ him/They/ them/ are pronouns I accept
I could tell its either a male or a female from text
Spark just shut it before I become your step dad
THATS CRAZYYY
Damn he’s dead
Not if one of them just vanishes
wow this became intresting
Too late already have one
He’s native so they’re used to that
But still spark confuses me (jk love the lil bugger)
I MEAN yeah
Shhhh
Lmfao 🤣
My parents are dead
Thanks dude
i love your humor honestly
Omg like Batman?
All my friends r dead push me to the edge
Well my mother is close enough to being dead

It's yamtime
But she's been dead to me for over a year
I just ordered some food
Yummers enjoy holmes
what did you get
I need a whiskey and a cigar ffs
Bouta tackle someone
And a valium
Burger, nuggets, and some dipping cheese
That sounds scrumptious
He’s They/ThEminem
I'm getting escorted on Wednesday
I wish I could transform into a crow at will
Ravens are cooler
Shimi shimi yay shimi yah
My friend is coming with me to the job on Wednesday so people don't talk to me and I just work
Of course they are spark but ravens aren't native to my region
They are to mine
thats nice of your friend to do that
He handles the socializing I handle the work
Because if I was a crow hot goth chicks wouldn't mind me chilling on their shoulders for selfies
Me when the single mother of five complains over my increases in rent payments : 
There's some chick stuttering in vc
ooga booga where ?!
I would be the crow that pulled uno reverse on the sparrow
Men's restroom
Ight she muted
Ffs man
I ain't getting gaslit
If she was a chick she'd have feathers and a beak
Had me thinking a chick for a sec
I meant like an actual bird
I'm only mean to bullies
Record a conversation with some girl and listen to it after when you're at the right state of mind and see
She told me not to talk to her I complied and she kept apologizing
Idk what was happening
that...somewhat confusing
Hmm
definitely
Bro results are coming up tomorrow every time i remember it my brain goes wee woo wee woo
Good luck
Hopefully i succeed at it
Would be immaculate although im sure im less likely to
It is what it is
w pfp
Thank you
That's walnuts right there
paulie walnuts ☺️
What do you hear
What do you say
I saw the face of god and it was weeping
I saw the face of god and it was wepsi
i saw the face of god and he was smoking a blunt
A blurnt
Hell is hot yk
now that's my type of god
I saw the cock of god and it was big as fuck

how big we talking about?
pics or it didn't happen
Like 7
feet?
They make me realize I ain't half bad
Yes
nice
No
What song
4am but i need some pushups
Probably heard of it
Zodvik devil eyes
Today's rest day
Today is gonna be the day

XAVVVV
WEPSIIII
Hru
im good wbu
Goob I'm boutta eep I jus got home from work
Laying in the dirt - Yung'cid

I understand you want to help but you put her in more risk by asking strangers to dox her
Yo mama
My clussy
Why did bro scroll up 3 days💀
I'm gonna Chug your Chug juggs with My bro jug and chugg the rest of the jugs as they jugg on My chugg belly jug
This is a methaphor for wanting tits
-Arian Manager
Everything But Faith - ColorBlind, Kellin Quinn
Hola
Puta
Pudu
Ahhhh
i really don't want to go
My vacation ends tommorow and i have to travel back to puerto rico
Wya rn
In Springfield conneticut
Right next to boston
Help me through the night - Written By Wolves, Kellin Quinn
Addicted to Love - Robert Palmer, Eric 'ET' Thorngren
Sounds nice
Dare - Stan bush "Transformers 90s movie"
What r u saying
Songs
Oh alr
When i'm bored and listening to music i like to do memory games and Say the song names with artist if i remenber
I-E-A-I-A-I-O - System of a Down
That’s a random song
Good band
Soad on top
Mhm
Hell yeah
The cure better tho
I almost creamed My pants when they got back @lavish ginkgo
Real did you heard lil uzi cover of cs
Uuff
Hear
No but i'll check it out
Don’t it’s ass😭
Ppl honestly think it’s good😭
Just like Some people like The sound of silence by Disturb
That shit ass
He butchered that song
Stand Up - The Cab
W
I drink that zaza and drop unconcius sometimes lol
Wow
fuck uniiii
Goth lady
Yessir
How u been
Pee pee poo poo
Besides missing your presents of poetry I have been chilling in my hot ass room watching drama videos
How about you?
That sounds fun
I’ve got an awful cold but I went to the gym to make myself feel a bit better
I hope you feel better soon luv. Health comes first
So does the gains ma’am
Those can come second
That’s what my mom says
I agree with your mother
i also agree with this guys mother
How’s about you take care of that cold first before going eh
Unless it’s not like more than a 5/10 then I don’t think you’ll affect others
I did have some hot chocolate and used my water blanket with warm water and it didn’t really do much
I keep sneezing and my nose is always blocked
First of all…water blanket?! Second of all yeah probably shouldn’t be around other people
You never heard of a water blanket?
No! I must know where and what and why
Well they’re mostly in the uk not many of them, it’s like a blanket but u can put water inside and it depends what u want warm hot or cold and it mostly helps
How big is this blanket? If big isn’t that allot of water usage????
It’s not that big it goes up from my feet to my stomach not a lot of water usage unless you keep re heating it or if u want to use electricity it has a warmer inside it already but depends on what u wanna use
…either you’re really tall or the blanket is made for children and teenagers
5’10 I’ve also had my for a long time so it may be for a teenager but my dad use it
Yeah that blanket is made for the shorties then I feel like
How tall are u out of curiosity
5’2
YOU A SHORTIE
Hushhhhhhh
How’s earth down there
I will kick your kneecaps in you giant
I’ll let you know my quads r bricks
Your ankles aren’t?😈
Indeed ma’am they are not 😭
Noted
I take notes on my hit list yeah
ew
Shiver my timbers
You shouldn’t be shivering since you got a water blanket
degenerates
boss makes a dollar while i make a dime, that's why i shit on company time
I ain’t using it rn
You’re gonna get a cold more than you already do
bars
thx man
how much is a dime
i thought that was literally hilarious
that’s why we all want you chud
I’m having my daily hot chocolate rn and it is yummy
mad tuff
I actually never had hot chocolate…I don’t know water down chocolate seems weird to me
Chocolate is better solid anyway
Use milk
Only milk chocolate tho
2%
i love dark chocolate
I feel like I use too many exclamations in my emails
I’m awful at math
who tf r u emailing harry 💀
2% milk you silly goose
people from my job
Ohhh
and chud
Chocolate flavored almond milk actually tastes good
oh cute, emailing him little hearts and emoticons
the thing is periods sound too serious and exclamations sound too excited
we need an in between
slay
am I right eric
kinda
i get it.
Chocolate milk is overrated…am I wrong for that opinion
Yes you are
this sounds like you’re gonna kill someone
i mean i like hot chocolate
just throw in a couple exclamations at the greeting and the goodbye of the message
i get it!
W
I’m guessing your favorite milk is chocolate
Wait no it depends
now you get too much
Its good but not something to drink every fuckin day
Nah ur not wrong Nevermind
i get it, okay?
sigh the un-amusing life an an adult
My friends drink it like it’s the last thing they are ever going to drink
I drink the milk straight from the carton 😭
i have uni in 3 hours
just don't be an adult, ezpz
but it’s an hour drive
Sounds fun
good luck eri 🫡



