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normal tiger
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hate the pride with the gays

stuck harness
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I was talking to Jon??

gusty palm
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amen

covert silo
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hi my friends

bitter cloud
normal tiger
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pride the gays with hate

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hi cam

gusty palm
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hey barb

bitter cloud
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The with gays pride

nimble nymph
normal tiger
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the gays.

gusty palm
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what

rugged quail
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Me and the boys on our way to drink gasoline

covert silo
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hiii

bitter cloud
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The pride

gusty palm
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jai you lost speaking privileges pls block me

stuck harness
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mainul when it rains

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rainul

gusty palm
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mainul when he kisses a boy

stuck harness
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JAI

gusty palm
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gainul

stuck harness
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Oh..

gusty palm
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...

rugged quail
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Kenzie when she gets the glizzy

bitter cloud
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Or kisses your mumzies

rugged quail
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Mac klizzy

normal tiger
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yawn

gusty palm
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nuh uh

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i like tacos more

bitter cloud
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Prides the gays with hate

normal tiger
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Kenzieeeee

gusty palm
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wat harry

normal tiger
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Can you stfu

bitter cloud
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Oof

gusty palm
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Stfu !

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im talking to my pookie patookie, pls don't interrupt me

bitter cloud
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Patookie

covert silo
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borrorororooo

gusty palm
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miau

bitter cloud
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Took three shots now im high

gusty palm
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ok

bitter cloud
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Of orange juice

rugged quail
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Took three shots

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Now ur moms Moaning

bitter cloud
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And stood there unfazed

gusty palm
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wtf main

bitter cloud
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He's cheating

gusty palm
mild blaze
rugged quail
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What if I get in a fight and start pissing and cumming

stuck harness
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GUYS I LOVE KNEES

bitter cloud
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Wow

gusty palm
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uh

mild blaze
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Knees weak mom spaghetti

gusty palm
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what abt dad's spaghetti tho

bitter cloud
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Main with a new interesting kink

stuck harness
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Daddy's milk

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😛

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(He owns a farm)

gusty palm
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JAI 😭😭

bitter cloud
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Ban him

mild blaze
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What

rugged quail
bitter cloud
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Oh okay

stuck harness
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WHAT HE OWNS A FARM

gusty palm
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he's talking to me btw

stuck harness
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HE HAS COWS BRUH

stuck harness
gusty palm
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and i have udders

stuck harness
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LMFAO

bitter cloud
gusty palm
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im his kitten 🥰

rugged quail
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Im looking at my phone and looking for my phone while looking at my phone

gusty palm
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fuckin retard

rugged quail
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Brain reset

gusty palm
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i want you to reset my insides tf

stuck harness
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That's insane to say

mild blaze
copper river
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🗿

bitter cloud
rugged quail
copper river
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Im bored asf

gusty palm
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THAT WAS A JOKE PLS

stuck harness
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Bro AINT JOKIN I CAN TELL BY YO EYES

rugged quail
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(It was real)

stuck harness
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Main run

bitter cloud
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Run into deez

gusty palm
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run into my arms, ill hold ur head to my chest comfortingly

bitter cloud
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Deez arms then

gusty palm
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im gonna cut someone, holy shit

rugged quail
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Cut me up

gusty palm
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me first 🤞

covert silo
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im

bitter cloud
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Just kiss already
Fukin e-daters (im jealous)

mild blaze
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Oh no

rugged quail
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My screen literally turns off if I don’t touch it for 5 secs

covert silo
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MY LIFE IS OVER

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but paris is cool

stuck harness
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Bro I can see my breath in the air I wanna go back to the US 😭😭

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It's not even that cold rn I just miss the sun

rugged quail
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Winter is better than summer

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Drink some soup

bitter cloud
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Fuck that summer blows

stuck harness
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Only if you a PUSSY

rugged quail
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I used to love summer only bc of mango season

stuck harness
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Summer and Winter both good (splendid)

rugged quail
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Bro became British

bitter cloud
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No no no wepsi
There has to be a fight about what season is better

nimble nymph
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autumn

rugged quail
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Man paying 2k to get ur 2 wisdom teeth removed is insane

nimble nymph
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a nice combination of warm and cold

bitter cloud
nimble nymph
mild blaze
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I gotta get mine removed but it's free

covert silo
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bwuh

bitter cloud
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Miwitawy ?

gusty palm
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my leg is shaking huh

bitter cloud
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Sit

stuck harness
gusty palm
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huh

bitter cloud
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Atleast in her leg

stuck harness
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Bro think he Hikaru

mild blaze
bleak fjord
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While you were getting bitches I ate two whole chess sets

rugged quail
bitter cloud
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So hungry every walking person looks like nutirtion source

rugged quail
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Bro ate 2 chess sets

nimble nymph
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that’s a lot of sets

bleak fjord
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Im so smart

bitter cloud
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So smart

bleak fjord
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I am a smart fella

nimble nymph
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no you’re a fart smeller

bleak fjord
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Shut up you eat bird shit

rugged quail
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Hold my hands I’m pooping

nimble nymph
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you’re doing great mainul

bleak fjord
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Fuck you and everyone in ur house

nimble nymph
gusty palm
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mm chess sets

nimble nymph
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.tf

gusty palm
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i like the bishops the best

bleak fjord
nimble nymph
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😔

bleak fjord
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Bc I so smaht

brazen grotto
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Hey there smooth operator

mild blaze
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So smaht

bleak fjord
gusty palm
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mm rooks

bleak fjord
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What’s a rook?

mild blaze
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It's a dick in a box

gusty palm
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a rook is the castles

brazen grotto
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My dick in a box

bitter cloud
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Put a dik in a box

gusty palm
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the ones on the corners

mild blaze
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Christmas

bitter cloud
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A dick in a box

nimble nymph
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best present

bleak fjord
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Mmmm I wanna eat Spider-Man legos

covert silo
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I WANT

nimble nymph
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number 1 present

mild blaze
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I love this song

rugged quail
covert silo
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attention

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thiccy

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i love paris

gusty palm
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no pls

nimble nymph
bitter cloud
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French ?!

stuck harness
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MMMMMM BISHOP

bleak fjord
mild blaze
covert silo
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no

stuck harness
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foams at the mouth

covert silo
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CAM IS IN PARIS

rugged quail
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B hop onto this dick

bleak fjord
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Rats

bitter cloud
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Whats in paris

mild blaze
rugged quail
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Who was in Paris

bleak fjord
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She in Paris

covert silo
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me!!!

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im in paris

bitter cloud
bleak fjord
rugged quail
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Is it really dirty

nimble nymph
covert silo
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some places

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but its rlly nice

stuck harness
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Guys who want me

bleak fjord
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Ewwwww

covert silo
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its not worse than ny

mild blaze
bitter cloud
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Came in paris smile

covert silo
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or seattle

bleak fjord
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Paris the city of piss

covert silo
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seattle has human feces on the streets

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lmaoaoaoa

rugged quail
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How rude are the French

covert silo
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the french are nicer than every english person ive encountered

bleak fjord
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Imma go to Seattle and start flinging poo like the ape I am

covert silo
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like straight up

nimble nymph
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wow

covert silo
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the ppl in london were DICKS

bitter cloud
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I marked my territory cam
The eiffel tower is mine i marked it !

bleak fjord
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🦍

nimble nymph
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acc no thats accurate

bleak fjord
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Me

brazen grotto
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Gday lads

bitter cloud
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(pissed on the eiffel tower)

stuck harness
bleak fjord
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I might be having a heat stroke idk

covert silo
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no

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it was literally just business owners in london

bleak fjord
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My skin feels crispy

nimble nymph
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horrid beings

covert silo
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any london pub we walked into they were like "we dont server food, or have tables gtfo"

bleak fjord
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Lame af

covert silo
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meanwhile EVERY single french person ive encountered has spoken english w me and wished me a great trip and been lovely

bleak fjord
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Ireland > England

covert silo
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ireland>paris>london

gusty palm
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poo flinger

bleak fjord
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They love you they know who you work for

nimble nymph
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shit flicker

bleak fjord
rugged quail
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Maybe If u had a fake tan they would’ve treated you better

covert silo
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i sound too american

nimble nymph
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and drawn on eyebrows

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and foundation that didn’t match your skin tone

bleak fjord
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To be an ape and fling poo and people man that’s the life

bitter cloud
bleak fjord
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I wanna dress a gorilla up in black face

rugged quail
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I just shat out the continent of Africa

gusty palm
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ew american

rugged quail
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At least that’s what it feels like

covert silo
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it was hell

bitter cloud
tardy otter
mild blaze
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The hell

covert silo
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london was literally terrible lmaoaoa

bleak fjord
nimble nymph
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what on earth

bleak fjord
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USA in this ho

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Maybe London just sucks ass

mild blaze
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My ankles too weak for this shit

covert silo
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i literally left the store that i WORK for almost in tears

nimble nymph
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london is definitely smth, the people are not nice at all

covert silo
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thats how mean they were

nimble nymph
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i walked into a lady and she called me a slag

covert silo
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like ive worked for the company for a year as of TODAY and these bitches were EVIL

mild blaze
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We on some evil game

bleak fjord
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Fuck London me and all my homies hate London

covert silo
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fr

eager helm
nimble nymph
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lived there for three months and moved back 💀

tardy otter
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London is ew

dusk scaffold
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Frick

covert silo
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nateeee

gusty palm
mild sparrow
stuck harness
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BRO THERES FOG

tardy otter
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Rawr XD

gusty palm
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thefogiscoming

covert silo
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NICK

bleak fjord
covert silo
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i just left london

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it was so shitty

rugged quail
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That’s Ryan gosling

covert silo
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lmaoaoa

stuck harness
covert silo
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lmaoaoaoa

rugged quail
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Lmaoaoaoa

nimble nymph
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i’ve had a proper brexit geezer scream that in my face

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spit everywhere, twas not pleasant

rugged quail
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🇮🇹 I love Mexico

bleak fjord
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Imma do equal amounts of Benadryl and adderall see what happens

stuck harness
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SCORE SOM FACKIN GOALS

rugged quail
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Let’s go watch some footy bruv

nimble nymph
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i haven’t heard anyone say footy in years

rugged quail
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Yeah bc usually the foots in ur mouth

shy sand
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it's coming home fr fr

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one of these days

nimble nymph
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it didn’t come home

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fuckin twats

shy sand
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pricks

nimble nymph
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innit

rugged quail
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It’s never gonna come home after that Harry Kane penalty

brazen grotto
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Gday lads

shy sand
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sup cosmo

nimble nymph
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kanes a nob

unique field
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saataa andagii

gusty palm
mild blaze
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I got curry

shy sand
nimble nymph
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proper nutter he is

shy sand
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proper nutter 💀

mild blaze
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Today's gonna be a good day

nimble nymph
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real butter

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alright ice cube

shy sand
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i wouldn't be able to keep a straight face in uk

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no chance

mild blaze
gusty palm
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miau

mild blaze
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Mau

nimble nymph
mild blaze
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Putting on a hoodie was a terrible idea

shy sand
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it's an actual depiction of a word shitshow

nimble nymph
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literally

gusty palm
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love hoodies

rugged quail
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Built like a milk bag move like an Egyptian

nimble nymph
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need boris back

shy sand
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i love uk, wish to go one day

shy sand
nimble nymph
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get started then

mild blaze
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My flatmates are playing magic the gathering

gusty palm
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i need a hug from a skinny tall man

rugged quail
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Bc of global warming I can’t even wear hoodies during “winter”

shy sand
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as if everything about uk wasn't enough of a shitshow, they had to top it off with batshit crazy politicians, it's amazing

gusty palm
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what's the weather like in bangladesh

rugged quail
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Burn my hoodies and call it a day

rugged quail
gusty palm
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ew

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what on earf

nimble nymph
gusty palm
bitter cloud
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Im a huge transphobe

nimble nymph
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SUNAK

mild blaze
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Damn this curry is actually good

rugged quail
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Winter starts like in January now 💀

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Global warming is def real

gusty palm
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winter starts in november here

mild blaze
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July here

shy sand
rugged quail
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Yeah it used to start in mid nov

gusty palm
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that's crazy

rugged quail
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I mean it technically starts but it’s not cold

gusty palm
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this summer has been stupid hot, which it never stays this warm here

rugged quail
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Hey siri play sweatshirt by Jacob Sagittarius

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It’s monsoon season rn I think

nimble nymph
shy sand
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lucky you, we've had storms for the past 2 weeks, it's been raining

rugged quail
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Mango season is almost over

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I need to gobble on the last ones

nimble nymph
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we’ve had storms for like a month 💀 it won’t stop raining

shy sand
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right

gusty palm
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low is like 75 💀

rugged quail
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That’s normal here

gusty palm
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that is so not normal here

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literally sweating my balls off daily

rugged quail
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In rainy season the avg is like 33

gusty palm
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C?

rugged quail
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Yeah

shy sand
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it's just constant headaches for me, midday is 30C and evening is 15 with absolute showerss

gusty palm
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no clue what that is in F

rugged quail
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Ask Siri

gusty palm
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android 😔

rugged quail
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Ask bixby 💀

gusty palm
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fuck no 😭

rugged quail
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The dynamic island is useless ngl i only use it for Spotify

shy sand
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thats like about 90f no?

rugged quail
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When I’m in the shower

gusty palm
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thinking abt blocking another man

rugged quail
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That’s about 92F

shy sand
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close

nimble nymph
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if you’re thinking about it, you should probably do it

rugged quail
gusty palm
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not u pookie

rugged quail
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Block all other men (toxic rizz)

gusty palm
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that's actually kinda fire tho

shy sand
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i guess its a meta nickname, because it prevents possible rizzstakes as u can always turn it into a joke

gusty palm
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im the rizzler

mild blaze
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I ate all the curry

gusty palm
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anywa

mild blaze
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Big sad

rugged quail
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My rizz so insane I’m about to get a noble peace prize

high zodiac
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i am home and happy

shy sand
high zodiac
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ehehehehe

mild blaze
covert silo
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PHAEEEE

high zodiac
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CAMMMMMM

mild blaze
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Meat was tender as hell

high zodiac
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cam i bought more vinyls today (:

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i am so happy, they make me very happy

covert silo
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phae

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my first lady lover

high zodiac
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cam

covert silo
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is dming me

high zodiac
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OH

covert silo
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and shes single for the first time in 5 years

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im NOT WELL

high zodiac
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GET SUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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GET SUMMMMMMMMM CITY GIRLS UP

covert silo
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yerrrr

high zodiac
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cam im literally your biggest supporter idc

mild blaze
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Good luck

rugged quail
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I support u barbie

mild blaze
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I got this chief

grave turret
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but fr imagine getting pregnant in the balls and ppl and come and touch it saying congratulations

mild blaze
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The mamter chiemf collection

violet hazel
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Hullo everynyan !!

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I'm baking a cake for my mom's birthday :3

mild blaze
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Nice

grave turret
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nice

high zodiac
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halo

mild blaze
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I had spicy curry this shit gone kick my ass

violet hazel
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Rip to you

grave turret
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me and Rico will play music on our guitars

high zodiac
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i had a coffee and my vape... i will be shitting bricks later

mild blaze
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It was so good tho

violet hazel
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Should I put chocolate frosting on it or should I wait to see what frosting she brings home??

covert silo
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i vaping

violet hazel
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It's a vanilla cake

high zodiac
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the coffee x vape combo is leathal

mild blaze
grave turret
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Nooooooo

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FIX IT

mild blaze
violet hazel
pallid knoll
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Balling

high zodiac
shy sand
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keshi is goated

rugged quail
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I can literally drink caffeine and go to bed

grave turret
violet hazel
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Keshi has such good music

mild blaze
high zodiac
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i dont drink coffee for caffeine, i drink it because it taste good

rugged quail
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I’m gonna die soon for sure

pallid knoll
high zodiac
pallid knoll
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Favorite band

mild blaze
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Imma go watch bleach

grave turret
violet hazel
high zodiac
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honestly it got to the point where i drank redbull to GO to sleep

rugged quail
pallid knoll
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Not very happy

high zodiac
grave turret
shy sand
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u just leveled up new passive ability - adhd

high zodiac
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instead i just take anti depressants to go to sleep 🥰

rugged quail
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I already have a superpower it’s called ocd

violet hazel
shy sand
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you're really collecting them all huh

rugged quail
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Superpowers so great I’m gonna fail my exams

grave turret
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I have phd

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Pretty huge d

rugged quail
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U don’t have ocd u have o b c d

shy sand
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is it supposed to read obesity?

rugged quail
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Yeah

violet hazel
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I have adhd, a disastrously huge dick :3

rugged quail
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U don’t have adhd ur just autistic

grave turret
bleak warren
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Anal

violet hazel
grave turret
#

20

violet hazel
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Bet dms

grave turret
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I watched porn since I was 7

shy sand
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what a flex

short kraken
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Hel-oh

shy sand
#

haii

short kraken
#

Howdy

remote egret
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wtf

violet hazel
remote egret
#

that’s true

shy sand
#

all good, chilling in chat, just got diagnosed with autism by main

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feeling fantastic

rugged quail
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I love self diagnosing

violet hazel
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So true

grave turret
#

I have you

shy sand
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i love self prescribing myself strong drugs for made up illnesses 🥰

rugged quail
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I def got diagnosed for adhd a while ago when they took me to a psychiatrist for playing too much games 💀

wraith tendon
rugged quail
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I was like 13 😭

rugged quail
grave turret
#

I bought gaming laptop 2yrs ago
I only played one game on it and sold the laptop after 2 months

violet hazel
shy sand
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i feel like it's become a very popular diagnosis to give, adhd. it's crazy how many people get diagnosed with it at a very early age nowadays compared to the past, when it used to be less of a broad term

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which is good i guess, but that spectrum of behaviours qualifying as adhd has been moved a huge amount towards diagnosing practically anything as adhd

rugged quail
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Idk what the doctor said neither does my parents but I think the psychiatrist diagnosed me with adhd bc he mentioned I was swinging the chair like the kid from the “kid watching math video vs Star Wars”

shy sand
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💀💀💀

finite inlet
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kid doesnt want to pay attention in his boring ass class give him meth

rugged quail
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He didn’t saw the whole kid thing but after seeing the vid it reminded me of it

rugged quail
violet hazel
shy sand
violet hazel
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Had to spend 409$ to fix that sonva bitch

rugged quail
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I broke my second monitor there’s no fixing that bitch

shy sand
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singular monitor goofy ahh

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welcome to the club

sick sun
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I got a new job and its so much better than my old one. Today was my first day

shy sand
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how did it go

rugged quail
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Ngl dual monitor kinda useless for me

sick sun
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It was good, very tiring though. Physically and mentally. But i enjoy keeping busy, plus pay is a lot better and i can b myself.

shy sand
sick sun
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I love dual monitors.
Bc i can game and watch a show, or show and discord or google stuff. Or game and discord etc

rugged quail
shy sand
grave turret
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Guys she blocked me because I'm Danish

sick sun
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Ive only ever been like, a staff and shift lead.
So being like one of store managers. (Theres only one other) is weird. Bc i get a lot more say, responsibility, and also have to tell people what to do

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I like it..but def a very diff dynamic

shy sand
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yeah but once you get the hang of things

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it must feel great to run the store in a way

violet hazel
sick sun
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Yeah its nice. I feel nervous though bc apparently once season peaks, i am supposed to have hired around 30 people to manage, schedule etc

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Plus traveling to other stores to help work at and build

shy sand
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i only managed big and small events, never an actual job, but i wish to one day. kinda hard to get a job though without actual management commercial experience in the field

sick sun
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I didnt even apply for manager when i went for the interview. They just asked me if i wanted to bc they thought i would be a fit i guess

shy sand
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they tend to pick people who have managed similar things already, which is honestly quite a lot of people, there's plenty of candidates where i am rn

sick sun
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And i was like, sure. Bc money, and looks good on resume

shy sand
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yeah, it's nice to jump on such opportunities

sick sun
mild blaze
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Bleach was good

sick sun
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I worked at the one of the biggest Michaels in the world. But that was my only retail experience. Besides that i worked in pizza places for like 6 years

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Jesus. Its been 6 years.

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I feel old

bitter cloud
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Jesus you old

sick sun
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I mean im only 20

shy sand
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yeahhh that's the thing though, i worked for non profit organisation and helped manage events that grossed hundreds of thousands of dollars too, it's just that it's an unconventional field & that makes employers tend to pick people with conventional experience

sick sun
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But been working a long time

shy sand
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but you scored a nice one apparently, good job on that opportunity

sick sun
#

Yeah im happy with it for now. Its def temporary. But im living somewhere cheap and its a good opprotunity to build resume and save up

#

Im trying to build a van to live in with my best friend

#

And then pick up odd jobs, seasonal work, etc.

shy sand
#

goalsssssss, if i ever have an opportunity i want to live van life for a couple years

obtuse steeple
#

I’ve been racially abused in VC, i would like to speak to the head of this operation

sick sun
#

Yeah. Its my dream. Rn just getting certifications, skills, etc.

#

And saving up

obtuse steeple
#

okay bro nobody cares I got bigger issues rn

shy sand
#

we don't have them, but i can get you a mamager of sorts

obtuse steeple
#

yes please

shy sand
#

acorn here is the manager

#

actually

sick sun
#

Yes thats me, the manager of discord

wraith tendon
obtuse steeple
#

acorn I was racially abused

sick sun
#

Racially abuse them back

obtuse steeple
shy sand
#

now that's management

#

deal with issues by creatibg more issues

sick sun
#

Be like "no u, stinky face pooper. L"

#

They wont know what hit em

obtuse steeple
#

i felt sick to my stomach

shy sand
#

hit em with the + ratio

rugged quail
#

Call him slurs in DMs ez

obtuse steeple
#

if you say so

stuck harness
#

TSA when you put your shoes IN the tray

sick sun
#

But on a serious non trolling note. If u are being deadass upset.
Just get off the internet, and reflect on why its bothering you. Like just disconnect yourself. Online trolls mean nothing. At the end of the day focus on what the people really in your life say and do.

obtuse steeple
#

they all got baited hard by me

#

and one really resorted to racism

rugged quail
#

Airport security when I don’t take off my shoes and show them my feet

shy sand
#

it's the easiest to resort to when you have a sense of humour reflecting all your 5 braincells like a mirror

obtuse steeple
#

fr

#

it’s mad funny cause they tried making fun of my disability too

scenic stump
#

Are u autistic or something

obtuse steeple
#

No I’m gay

shy sand
#

damn

scenic stump
#

that IS a disability

rugged quail
#

I got a disability
Dis ability to cook

obtuse steeple
scenic stump
#

Hope u get better

shy sand
#

it's a low hanging fruit yk

stuck harness
#

BRO HOWD I GO TO THE US AND LOSE WEIGHT LMAO

obtuse steeple
#

i don’t know if I can recover

rugged quail
#

What did u eat there

shy sand
#

just about their max reach

rugged quail
#

Ranch dressing

stuck harness
rugged quail
#

Yeah makes sense

shy sand
#

bro ate the ranch left right and centre

stuck harness
#

Just ranch

#

Nothing else just straight ranch

rugged quail
#

Fast food is the thing there that makes u fat

shy sand
#

straight salad dressing, no salad

stuck harness
#

Gallons of ranch

shy sand
#

come on wepsi spell it out

rugged quail
#

Americans eat deep fried butter in carnivals

#

Salad dressing call it salad drip

shy sand
#

ranch dressing call it cowboy drip

#

or something

#

nah but fr you'd probably gain weight if your diet consisted of straight ranch dressing

#

how much calories is in that

rugged quail
#

A ton

#

At least 10 calories

shy sand
#

10 calories per teaspoon of ranch

#

and about at least a couple protein particles

rugged quail
shy sand
#

add one or two teaspoons of ranch to coffee every morning and watch them gains go woosh

rugged quail
#

Keto people put butter in their coffee and drink it

shy sand
#

bro 50 calories per teaspoon is crazy 😭

shy sand
#

i can see how that can taste alright

#

buttery coffee

rugged quail
#

It would feel weird on the tongue

shy sand
#

oh yeah probs unusual, they are used to it tho

#

i wonder if real coffee becomes bland for them

rugged quail
#

I got a gb of data and no WiFi fml

shy sand
#

how long until the next data replenishment?

#

or wifi connection i guess

sonic root
#

ew wtf butter coffee

shy sand
#

yeah but they're keto diet people, it's not the worst thing they consume

sonic root
#

ye true but still

#

sounds nasty

shy sand
#

depends how much butter

#

dropping a whole stick and watchkng it melt in your morning coffee

#

seeing the layer of molten butter build up on the surface

#

🧈

sonic root
#

ewwww

rugged quail
sonic root
#

thats fucking awful

rugged quail
#

That’s butter with coffee not coffee with butter

shy sand
#

it does sound awful and i hope i forget what i said before my next cup of coffee

sonic root
#

i hope so too

shy sand
#

mainul you're wrong for bringjng it up, i blame you lol

#

have you ever done keto?

#

sounds like a difficult diet

#

fuck i'm actually trying to go to bed and can't stop thinking about a coffee with lumps of butter in it

sonic root
#

LMAO

mild blaze
#

Up to date with jjk now too

shy sand
#

i could probs draw that

#

don't know if i want to though hahah

rugged quail
#

Bro is baffled by the thoughts of coffee with lumps of butter

mild blaze
shy sand
#

i am legit perplexed by the thoughts of viscous butter coffee

sonic root
mild blaze
#

What the hell

shy sand
sonic root
#

the conglomeration of butter and coffee is an abomination against god

tawdry apex
#

bro that sounds like it would make me piss out my ass

sonic root
#

LMFAO TRUE

rugged quail
#

That sounds like it would stop me from shitting for 2 weeks

sonic root
#

im making it for my brother next time we get drunk

shy sand
#

it does sound like that, sounds like it wouldn't change consistency either

rugged quail
#

Bro about to make his brother drink 2000 calories coffee

#

Put 5 spoons of sugar too ig

sonic root
#

no i dont wanna kill him

scenic stump
#

@analog depot hey

shy sand
#

alright but then

#

latte?

sonic root
#

just wanna see his reaction to fucking butter coffee

shy sand
#

cappuccino?

sonic root
#

espresso

#

with butter

rugged quail
#

Naur

sonic root
#

uh huh

rugged quail
#

Bitter and butter

sonic root
#

oh god

rugged quail
#

The best duo

sonic root
#

id rather kms than drink that

shy sand
#

ristretto with a nice stick of butter

#

and no water

sonic root
#

how about a nice side of a .45 handgun

rugged quail
#

Apple juice with garlic butter

bitter cloud
#

Hiw bout deez

sonic root
#

main no

#

stop

bitter cloud
#

Continue main !

rugged quail
#

Orange juice with Greek yogurt

mild blaze
dusk wing
sonic root
#

i need a drink of something that aint butter mixed with shit

bitter cloud
#

Holy shit i didnt he'd go that far

rugged quail
#

If u enjoy two things why not have them at once

shy sand
#

canned tuna and honey cereal w milk

sonic root
sonic root
bitter cloud
#

Egg and prange juice

mild blaze
#

Chicken with oatmeal

sonic root
#

EGG WITH ORANGE JUICE

rugged quail
#

Ew

mild blaze
#

My stomach bubbly

rugged quail
#

I’m already gagging with the thought

shy sand
#

ughh

sonic root
#

im crying

rugged quail
#

Raw egg or cooked

sonic root
#

fried with the orange juice ofc

mild blaze
#

Ham with choice

rugged quail
#

Oh I imagined raw egg mixed with orange juice

sonic root
#

ew no

mild blaze
#

What's choice

shy sand
#

i'm not gonna lie i'd prefer a raw egg with orange juice over a latte with lumps of butter in it

sonic root
#

idfk

mild blaze
#

I wrote chocolate

ocean owl
ocean owl
#

why cant you just eat raw meat

#

like a normal person

mild blaze
#

You can

ocean owl
#

raw meat is natural and healthy

mild blaze
#

Doesn't mean you'll not get fucked up

ocean owl
#

i eat raw meat daily

#

its good

sonic root
#

so is beef cooked in piss and yet u dont eat that

mild blaze
#

I eat raw fish that's about it

ocean owl
#

ofc i dont eat it because thats manmade garbage

stuck harness
ocean owl
#

not natural

sonic root
#

wepsi no

stuck harness
#

Yummy yummy in my tummy

ocean owl
#

also dont eat store bought meat its literally just chinese goverment stealing data from your brain to mine crypto currencies

sonic root
#

i need a smoke or a drink

ocean owl
#

do you know how much money chinese people make from selling people garbage shit?

sonic root
#

yes

ocean owl
#

its insane

sonic root
#

everyone does

shy sand
#

i want to slurp slurp those broken down egg proteins with orange juice

ocean owl
#

billions from mining crypto from brainwashed monkeys

#

but im good im out of matrix eating raw meat

sonic root
ocean owl
#

no manmade bullshit

shy sand
#

blended chicken and green tea could be kinda fire no? lmao

sonic root
#

no

#

mmmm butter chicken and coffee

shy sand
#

oh wait you mean like

sonic root
#

mixed ofc

sonic root
shy sand
#

not the herbs

#

the actual tea

sonic root
#

yes

#

like a soup

shy sand
#

ughh fuck that i take it all back

sonic root
#

LMAOOO

#

how about some deep fried ronald reagan with mayonnaise

shy sand
#

i think if i had an opportunity to eat ronald reagan i would

#

wait not like this-

rugged quail
#

Butter chicken coffee would be better than just butter

shy sand
#

i think so too

rugged quail
#

Duck is now gonna think about butter coffee while showering,shitting,sleeping and staring at the wall

shy sand
#

i don't think i'm sleeping tonight mate i've imagined some shit

#

i can't get it out of my head

rugged quail
#

It’s like ur fav song

#

But u can’t listen to it over and over again to hate it so gl

shy sand
#

and the worst part is

#

even if i ever forget i'll still see you around here and get reminded of it every single time

rugged quail
#

Lmao

bleak fjord
#

Cheeks

rugged quail
#

From diagnosing mental illness to giving mental illness

sturdy heron
#

Goodbye server it was fun

shy sand
#

oh- byee

scenic stump
#

10/10

rugged quail
#

He got colonised by his gf

shy sand
#

yeah i'm gonna try to hit the hay now, thanks mainul vic and the rest of you fuckers for that vision

scenic stump
#

Fuck u too

shy sand
#

colonised by his queen

rugged quail
#

Don’t forget to dream about it

bleak fjord
scenic stump
#

What

olive hearth
bitter cloud
#

Colonised by these french mfers
They smell oil too

bleak fjord
#

My white queen

sonic root
bleak fjord
rugged quail
bitter cloud
scenic stump
bitter cloud
#

Na he a racist

scenic stump
#

I think I got scoliosis

#

My back

bleak fjord
#

Ouch

bitter cloud
#

The urge to violate human rights

olive hearth
bleak fjord
bleak fjord
west stone
#

hi

broken ridge
silk folio
pallid knoll
#

How many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb

#

NONE THEY ALL GENDER!!!!

ocean owl
crisp furnace
#

me when

ivory wren
high zodiac
#

true

calm isle
#

Free tay k

violet hazel
#

Me when I yipe

silk folio
stuck harness
violet hazel
stuck harness
violet hazel
#

I made a cake all by myself today!!!

stuck harness
#

im so proud of you i could never

#

you know in sims when they like burn the kitchen down

violet hazel
#

Ogmgogofbsjzz

stuck harness
#

that would be me

violet hazel
#

Giggles cutely

#

But I'm like sobbing rn😭

stuck harness
#

shits sadisticly

#

sadistically

#

fuck

violet hazel
#

LAWL sadistically?

stuck harness
#

LOL (lots of LEAGUE)

violet hazel
#

Gross

stuck harness
violet hazel
#

Someone dm'd me saying I have nice feet😭

deft creek
#

mornin chat

violet hazel
#

Good morning mal

bleak warren
#

Beep

calm isle
#

Gm streaks

tawdry apex
violet hazel
#

MARIREEE

tawdry apex
#

hellooo

deft creek
deft creek
violet hazel
stuck harness
#

HIIIIIII HRUUU

deft creek
#

JAEEIEIEIEEIII WOOOOO

#

very gooddd HRUU

stuck harness
#

BIT TIRED BUT WE BING CHILLING

deft creek
#

BING CHILLING 🍦🍦

#

i slept so early last night

strong gale
#

hello

#

I just jogged for an hour

stuck harness
#

hi kinder surprise egg

deft creek
strong gale
#

wtf does that even fucking mean jai

deft creek
#

i'm about to go in thirty

stuck harness
strong gale
#

no

stuck harness
#

idk man who let me cook

deft creek
#

jai that's a bad nickname

strong gale
#

no one

#

get out the kitchen

stuck harness
deft creek
#

opa

#

need this coffee to become a lil warm

#

i wanna drink it

stuck harness
#

oh im cold asl

#

4 days ago i was basking in the beautiful Connecticut sunrays

#

now im back in winter land

deft creek
#

brodie has not seen sun in four days

stuck harness
deft creek
#

and here i am wishing the sun would die out

#

it's so hot here man

#

it's soooo hot and humid

#

makes me feel less like a bad bitch

strong gale
#

where is winter land

deft creek
#

to every jai comes winter land

stuck harness
#

its a bit chilly innit

strong gale
#

ew

deft creek
#

oh

#

i don't wanna be in australia

strong gale
#

it's gay

deft creek
#

no offense jai ur cool

strong gale
#

no he's not

stuck harness
deft creek
#

but ehhhh

strong gale
#

loser moment

stuck harness
#

im so cool wtf

strong gale
#

LOOOOSERRRR

stuck harness
#

and im funny and hot and pretty

strong gale
#

proof

deft creek
stuck harness
#

pfp

strong gale
#

looks gay to me

safe tendon
#

I love men

high zodiac
#

dude i cant keep playing ow

#

im literally getting tank diffed back to back

#

like as a support im fighting for my life trying to keep my dumbass tank alive

#

literally orisa was getting double pockets AND STILL DYING

small hazel
#

lord forgive me for i have shrimped

mild blaze
#

Chicks with tattoos are hot

ocean owl
small hazel
#

happens

mild blaze
#

No I saw one and all I thought was damn

#

I'm simped for what felt like a whole lifetime in my head while I was walking back to my dorm

ocean owl
#

Watched some yt video about some yt becoming a mass killer

#

Now i feel like everything thats said is mentally ill

fresh peak
#

I love being his porcelain princess

bronze burrow
fresh peak
#

Problem?

bronze burrow
#

we didn't want to know that info

fresh peak
#

Who tf is we

#

U the only one here

bronze burrow
#

anyone in this server

fresh peak
#

False

woven coyote
#

hola

fresh peak
#

🤓

bronze burrow
fresh peak
#

Hi leef

woven coyote
#

hi!!

fresh peak
#

Hru

woven coyote
#

i’m good! how are you?

fresh peak
#

Hungry as fuck

#

At subway rn

mild blaze
#

I need new music

fresh peak
#

I got steak and cheese

#

Two of them

mild blaze
#

Oh shir

fresh peak
#

And a Gatorade

#

Dude why would I ask them to do all that sht…

#

It’s like 25 to close for these guys

#

But they lay the bread open not

#

Bro^

mild blaze
#

It's ight

#

@wanton zephyr

fresh peak
#

It’s not their job to add extra shit on the top of the sub lmao

#

It’s the innards Fr

#

I mean it isn’t ong fr

#

On top? Severely doubt that’s in their Job description word for word

#

Like on top of the bread bro

#

Was

#

Yeah I know

#

That’s what I said earlier

#

You said on top bro

#

So to me that means on top LMAO

#

HAHA

mild blaze
#

If I worked at a subway I'd cut the bread in half instead of opening it it and stack it like a sandwich just to fuck with people

fresh peak
#

Nah I was taking the literal approach

#

That does not make me stupid LOL

#

And yeah I was taking the literal approach

#

Use better wording next time

#

Saying in it would have made this much easier on the both of us Fr

mild blaze
#

Gym tomorrow

fresh peak
#

Never heard that

#

I say extra Mayo

#

I don’t say anything else

mild blaze
#

Extra mayo?

fresh peak
#

Yes

#

I wouldn’t

#

So that’s why it got me thinking the wrong thing

#

Cuz I don’t ask for it like that

mild blaze
#

I always change it to Chipotle ranch

gray sun
#

guys i finally have wifi in my home

fresh peak
#

No, just took the literal approach bro

#

Nah not in this case lmao

#

Not in my case bro

mild blaze
#

You lookin too deep into it my guy

fresh peak
#

It was such a simple misunderstanding

mild blaze
#

It's a fucking sandwich

fresh peak
#

Nah cuz I know it wasn’t right, but you don’t get to get by by calling me shit names

mild blaze
#

Oh sandwich semantics

fresh peak
#

Guess I’m not anyone bro

gray sun
#

i need to think of weekly meals

fresh peak
#

Yeah I took it literal big whoop bro

#

Knock down the toxicity

mild blaze
#

Whooper scooper

gray sun
#

now that i’ve moved out of home i literally don’t know what to do with myself

mild blaze
#

I had spicy curry today

fresh peak
#

I bet that was good ash

mild blaze
#

I'm a happy man

fresh peak
#

I’m not though bro

mild blaze
#

Damn

fresh peak
#

I’m just trying to explain where I got it wrong

gray sun
#

i bought a spice rack

#

i got all the spices fr

mild blaze
#

Nice

fresh peak
#

And you can’t seem to stop calling me names bro

mild blaze
#

Spices on deck

gray sun
#

i just bought heaps

#

but what do i use them for

fresh peak
#

Straight up insulting me for a simple misunderstanding lmao

mild blaze
gray sun
#

like what is cumin for

fresh peak
#

Talk about an overreaction

mild blaze
#

Cumin naughty

fresh peak
#

You said it multiple times

#

Maybe that shit insults me

mild blaze
#

Ambatukam

gray sun
#

WHAT IS IT

fresh peak
#

Because I don’t need to be hard bro

#

You need to learn to be less of a douche

mild blaze
#

STAY HARD

#

Momke

fresh peak
#

Anyways, sandwiches are ready

gray sun
#

my hands are also stained from turmeric

mild blaze
#

Sammys on deck?

#

That's just a pizza without sauce

gray sun
#

what is this sandwich argument about

#

is that all

#

i mean i put what i want on my subway

#

people hate my subway order but it’s going into my mouth not theirs fr

#

no

#

i just say i want ranch

#

no

#

i just say can i have ranch

#

yes