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I was talking to Jon??
amen
hi my friends
Gays the hate with pride
The with gays pride
hi barbie‼️
the gays.
what
Me and the boys on our way to drink gasoline
hiii
The pride
jai you lost speaking privileges pls block me
mainul when he kisses a boy
JAI
gainul
Oh..
...
Kenzie when she gets the glizzy
Or kisses your mumzies
Mac klizzy
yawn
Prides the gays with hate
Kenzieeeee
wat harry
Can you stfu
Oof
Patookie
borrorororooo
miau
ok
Of orange juice
And stood there unfazed
wtf main
He's cheating

What if I get in a fight and start pissing and cumming
GUYS I LOVE KNEES
Wow
uh
Knees weak mom spaghetti
what abt dad's spaghetti tho
Main with a new interesting kink
JAI 😭😭
Ban him
What
Oh okay
WHAT HE OWNS A FARM
he's talking to me btw
HE HAS COWS BRUH
???
and i have udders
LMFAO
And massive balls
im his kitten 🥰
Im looking at my phone and looking for my phone while looking at my phone
Brain reset
i want you to reset my insides tf
That's insane to say

🗿
We call that a factory reset
It happens when you bust and at the same time piss
🤨
Im bored asf
THAT WAS A JOKE PLS
Bro AINT JOKIN I CAN TELL BY YO EYES
(It was real)
Main run
Run into deez
run into my arms, ill hold ur head to my chest comfortingly
Deez arms then
im gonna cut someone, holy shit
Cut me up
me first 🤞
im
Just kiss already
Fukin e-daters (im jealous)
Oh no
My screen literally turns off if I don’t touch it for 5 secs
Bro I can see my breath in the air I wanna go back to the US 😭😭
It's not even that cold rn I just miss the sun
Fuck that summer blows
Only if you a PUSSY
I used to love summer only bc of mango season
Summer and Winter both good (splendid)
Bro became British
No no no wepsi
There has to be a fight about what season is better
autumn
Man paying 2k to get ur 2 wisdom teeth removed is insane
a nice combination of warm and cold
Never heard off a plunger
i’ll do it 🤓
bwuh
Miwitawy ?
my leg is shaking huh
shut up
Sit
Bros got butterflies in her stomach💀
huh
Atleast in her leg
Bro think he Hikaru

While you were getting bitches I ate two whole chess sets
What
So hungry every walking person looks like nutirtion source
Bro ate 2 chess sets
that’s a lot of sets
Im so smart
So smart
I am a smart fella
no you’re a fart smeller
Shut up you eat bird shit
Hold my hands I’m pooping
you’re doing great mainul
Fuck you and everyone in ur house
you eat chess sets
mm chess sets
.tf
i like the bishops the best

😔
Bc I so smaht
Hey there smooth operator
So smaht
The lil castles taste like spiders
mm rooks
What’s a rook?
It's a dick in a box
a rook is the castles
My dick in a box
Put a dik in a box
the ones on the corners
Christmas
A dick in a box
best present
Mmmm I wanna eat Spider-Man legos
I WANT
number 1 present
I love this song
Can I e8 you queen
no pls
holy shit
French ?!
MMMMMM BISHOP
Can I say it?
Who was there then
no
foams at the mouth
CAM IS IN PARIS
B hop onto this dick
Rats
Whats in paris
What
Who was in Paris
She in Paris
I feared a mom joke
Does it smell like pee?
Is it really dirty
i didnr mean to rpely
Guys who want me
Ewwwww
its not worse than ny
Ok
Came in paris 
or seattle
Paris the city of piss
How rude are the French
the french are nicer than every english person ive encountered
Imma go to Seattle and start flinging poo like the ape I am
like straight up
wow
the ppl in london were DICKS
I marked my territory cam
The eiffel tower is mine i marked it !
🦍
acc no thats accurate
Me
Gday lads
(pissed on the eiffel tower)
Mmmm
Did you run into and brexit geezers?
I might be having a heat stroke idk
My skin feels crispy
horrid beings
any london pub we walked into they were like "we dont server food, or have tables gtfo"
Lame af
meanwhile EVERY single french person ive encountered has spoken english w me and wished me a great trip and been lovely
Ireland > England
ireland>paris>london
poo flinger
They love you they know who you work for
shit flicker
Me
Maybe If u had a fake tan they would’ve treated you better
i sound too american
To be an ape and fling poo and people man that’s the life
Racist
I wanna dress a gorilla up in black face
I just shat out the continent of Africa
ew american
At least that’s what it feels like
i went to the store i work for in london and the worker told me to "buy stuff back home instead" and had security follow me around the store
it was hell
He fuck you !
Same
The hell
london was literally terrible lmaoaoa
Brooo their country is shit that’s why we whooped their ass
what on earth
My ankles too weak for this shit
i literally left the store that i WORK for almost in tears
london is definitely smth, the people are not nice at all
thats how mean they were
i walked into a lady and she called me a slag
like ive worked for the company for a year as of TODAY and these bitches were EVIL
We on some evil game
Fuck London me and all my homies hate London
fr
lived there for three months and moved back 💀
London is ew
Frick
nateeee

BRO THERES FOG
Rawr XD
thefogiscoming
NICK
Imma fuck the hat man
That’s Ryan gosling
lmaoaoa
ENGERLANDDDDDD🇫🇷🇫🇷
lmaoaoaoa
Lmaoaoaoa
i’ve had a proper brexit geezer scream that in my face
spit everywhere, twas not pleasant
🇮🇹 I love Mexico
Imma do equal amounts of Benadryl and adderall see what happens
CAHHMONNN ENGERLANDDDD
SCORE SOM FACKIN GOALS
Let’s go watch some footy bruv
i haven’t heard anyone say footy in years
Yeah bc usually the foots in ur mouth
pricks
innit
It’s never gonna come home after that Harry Kane penalty
Gday lads
sup cosmo
kanes a nob
saataa andagii
😟
I got curry
focking nutter ay
proper nutter he is
proper nutter 💀
Today's gonna be a good day

Mau
it’s a terrible place but the stupid shit these idiots do are acc hilarious
Putting on a hoodie was a terrible idea
it's an actual depiction of a word shitshow
literally
love hoodies
Built like a milk bag move like an Egyptian
need boris back
i love uk, wish to go one day
bro dont even get me started 💀
get started then
My flatmates are playing magic the gathering
i need a hug from a skinny tall man
Bc of global warming I can’t even wear hoodies during “winter”
as if everything about uk wasn't enough of a shitshow, they had to top it off with batshit crazy politicians, it's amazing
what's the weather like in bangladesh
Burn my hoodies and call it a day
We got 6 seasons 💀
dude i thought this fuckin dickhead.. i acc forgot his name but current PM 😭 i thought he’d acc be decent but this donnys a massive transphobe and types of shit
ill take em 
Im a huge transphobe
SUNAK
Damn this curry is actually good
winter starts in november here
July here
yeahh, i don't even follow politics but that shit is impossible to miss on the internet, there's just constant flow of insane political chaos going on in uk
Yeah it used to start in mid nov
that's crazy
I mean it technically starts but it’s not cold
this summer has been stupid hot, which it never stays this warm here
it’s hard to keep up bc of how fucked it is tho, it hurts my brain every time i see shit like it
lucky you, we've had storms for the past 2 weeks, it's been raining
we’ve had storms for like a month 💀 it won’t stop raining
What temp
right
That’s normal here
In rainy season the avg is like 33
C?
Yeah
it's just constant headaches for me, midday is 30C and evening is 15 with absolute showerss
no clue what that is in F
Ask Siri
android 😔
Ask bixby 💀
fuck no 😭
The dynamic island is useless ngl i only use it for Spotify
thats like about 90f no?
When I’m in the shower
thinking abt blocking another man
That’s about 92F
close
if you’re thinking about it, you should probably do it

not u pookie
Block all other men (toxic rizz)
that's actually kinda fire tho
i guess its a meta nickname, because it prevents possible rizzstakes as u can always turn it into a joke
im the rizzler
anywa
Big sad
My rizz so insane I’m about to get a noble peace prize
i am home and happy
it probably deserved it anyways
ehehehehe
It was so fucking good
PHAEEEE
CAMMMMMM
Meat was tender as hell
cam
is dming me
OH
yerrrr
cam im literally your biggest supporter idc
Good luck
I support u barbie
I got this chief
but fr imagine getting pregnant in the balls and ppl and come and touch it saying congratulations
The mamter chiemf collection
Nice
nice
halo
I had spicy curry this shit gone kick my ass
Rip to you
goals 🙏
me and Rico will play music on our guitars
i had a coffee and my vape... i will be shitting bricks later
It was so good tho
Should I put chocolate frosting on it or should I wait to see what frosting she brings home??
i vaping
It's a vanilla cake
the coffee x vape combo is leathal
My shit broke
Just know that the sharp pain on your chest is a sign that you're alive
The song in ur bio is one of my fav songs :3 Keshi - Understand, right?
Balling
my caffeine tolerance is insane im fine
keshi is goated
I can literally drink caffeine and go to bed
Yes I Godman love keshi
Keshi has such good music
It'll come when you least expect it
i dont drink coffee for caffeine, i drink it because it taste good
I’m gonna die soon for sure
Grateful Dead is very good
thats what they call ADHD
Favorite band
Imma go watch bleach
Same lmao
Fav song of his, rn,
honestly it got to the point where i drank redbull to GO to sleep
Omg I have adhd new superpower
Not very healthy
Not very happy
yeah i dont do it anymore
Managlia idkkk the name exactly
All lyrics goes
You so beautiful
u just leveled up new passive ability - adhd
instead i just take anti depressants to go to sleep 🥰
I already have a superpower it’s called ocd
That's cute !! My fav song would either have to be 2 Soon orrrr Limbo :3 those are two very good songs!! Magnolia is also a very pretty song
you're really collecting them all huh
Superpowers so great I’m gonna fail my exams
U don’t have ocd u have o b c d
is it supposed to read obesity?
Yeah
I have adhd, a disastrously huge dick :3
U don’t have adhd ur just autistic
show me
Anal
How old are you?😨
20
Bet dms
I watched porn since I was 7
what a flex
Hel-oh
haii
Howdy
wtf
that’s true
I love self diagnosing
So true
I have you
i love self prescribing myself strong drugs for made up illnesses 🥰
I def got diagnosed for adhd a while ago when they took me to a psychiatrist for playing too much games 💀
Being a gamer is an illness
I was like 13 😭
3rd world mentality slay 🔥
I bought gaming laptop 2yrs ago
I only played one game on it and sold the laptop after 2 months
I bought a gaming laptop a year ago, and having it for a year I broke the screen😁
i feel like it's become a very popular diagnosis to give, adhd. it's crazy how many people get diagnosed with it at a very early age nowadays compared to the past, when it used to be less of a broad term
which is good i guess, but that spectrum of behaviours qualifying as adhd has been moved a huge amount towards diagnosing practically anything as adhd
Idk what the doctor said neither does my parents but I think the psychiatrist diagnosed me with adhd bc he mentioned I was swinging the chair like the kid from the “kid watching math video vs Star Wars”
💀💀💀
kid doesnt want to pay attention in his boring ass class give him meth
That's pretty aad
He didn’t saw the whole kid thing but after seeing the vid it reminded me of it
Give him crack and put him to sleep
Listen!!! It was an accident
returning to the old ways of medicine ✨
Had to spend 409$ to fix that sonva bitch
I broke my second monitor there’s no fixing that bitch
I got a new job and its so much better than my old one. Today was my first day
how did it go
Ngl dual monitor kinda useless for me
It was good, very tiring though. Physically and mentally. But i enjoy keeping busy, plus pay is a lot better and i can b myself.
it's still nice to have it sometimes, i've never had 2 but coding bigger projects on a small laptop is pain
I love dual monitors.
Bc i can game and watch a show, or show and discord or google stuff. Or game and discord etc
I only had 2 bc 1 died and i had to wait a month for warranty and the second time was when I got a 165hz monitor
das wassup, how are the people at the new job? i've always found the environment to be very improtant
Guys she blocked me because I'm Danish
Idk. They seem nice. Im a manager though so for the most part its very much like, they are my employee stuff goes through me and questions casual kinda.
Like its weird to be in that role i guess.
Ive only ever been like, a staff and shift lead.
So being like one of store managers. (Theres only one other) is weird. Bc i get a lot more say, responsibility, and also have to tell people what to do
I like it..but def a very diff dynamic
Yeah its nice. I feel nervous though bc apparently once season peaks, i am supposed to have hired around 30 people to manage, schedule etc
Plus traveling to other stores to help work at and build
i only managed big and small events, never an actual job, but i wish to one day. kinda hard to get a job though without actual management commercial experience in the field
I didnt even apply for manager when i went for the interview. They just asked me if i wanted to bc they thought i would be a fit i guess
they tend to pick people who have managed similar things already, which is honestly quite a lot of people, there's plenty of candidates where i am rn
And i was like, sure. Bc money, and looks good on resume
yeah, it's nice to jump on such opportunities
Yeah its weird. I literally told them i only have shift lead experience. I am also new to retail
Bleach was good
I worked at the one of the biggest Michaels in the world. But that was my only retail experience. Besides that i worked in pizza places for like 6 years
Jesus. Its been 6 years.
I feel old
Jesus you old
I mean im only 20
yeahhh that's the thing though, i worked for non profit organisation and helped manage events that grossed hundreds of thousands of dollars too, it's just that it's an unconventional field & that makes employers tend to pick people with conventional experience
But been working a long time
but you scored a nice one apparently, good job on that opportunity
Yeah im happy with it for now. Its def temporary. But im living somewhere cheap and its a good opprotunity to build resume and save up
Im trying to build a van to live in with my best friend
And then pick up odd jobs, seasonal work, etc.
goalsssssss, if i ever have an opportunity i want to live van life for a couple years
I’ve been racially abused in VC, i would like to speak to the head of this operation
okay bro nobody cares I got bigger issues rn
we don't have them, but i can get you a mamager of sorts
yes please
Yes thats me, the manager of discord
Dm @somber finch with evidence 
acorn I was racially abused
Racially abuse them back
I DONT have evidence but Jamal called me the hard r
i felt sick to my stomach
hit em with the + ratio
Call him slurs in DMs ez
if you say so
But on a serious non trolling note. If u are being deadass upset.
Just get off the internet, and reflect on why its bothering you. Like just disconnect yourself. Online trolls mean nothing. At the end of the day focus on what the people really in your life say and do.
oh no@im not bothered
they all got baited hard by me
and one really resorted to racism
Airport security when I don’t take off my shoes and show them my feet
it's the easiest to resort to when you have a sense of humour reflecting all your 5 braincells like a mirror
Are u autistic or something
No I’m gay
damn
that IS a disability
I got a disability
Dis ability to cook
no they made fun of speech impediment
Hope u get better
it's a low hanging fruit yk
BRO HOWD I GO TO THE US AND LOSE WEIGHT LMAO
i don’t know if I can recover
What did u eat there
just about their max reach
Ranch dressing
Literally no fast food mostly home cooked meals or restaurant
Yeah makes sense
bro ate the ranch left right and centre
Fast food is the thing there that makes u fat
straight salad dressing, no salad
Gallons of ranch
come on wepsi spell it out
ranch dressing call it cowboy drip
or something
nah but fr you'd probably gain weight if your diet consisted of straight ranch dressing
how much calories is in that
Nah at least 50
add one or two teaspoons of ranch to coffee every morning and watch them gains go woosh
Keto people put butter in their coffee and drink it
bro 50 calories per teaspoon is crazy 😭
that i can kinda understand
i can see how that can taste alright
buttery coffee
It would feel weird on the tongue
oh yeah probs unusual, they are used to it tho
i wonder if real coffee becomes bland for them
I got a gb of data and no WiFi fml
ew wtf butter coffee
yeah but they're keto diet people, it's not the worst thing they consume
depends how much butter
dropping a whole stick and watchkng it melt in your morning coffee
seeing the layer of molten butter build up on the surface
🧈
ewwww
Until my isp fixes it
thats fucking awful
That’s butter with coffee not coffee with butter
it does sound awful and i hope i forget what i said before my next cup of coffee
i hope so too
mainul you're wrong for bringjng it up, i blame you lol
have you ever done keto?
sounds like a difficult diet
fuck i'm actually trying to go to bed and can't stop thinking about a coffee with lumps of butter in it
LMAO
Up to date with jjk now too
make that in photoshop
Bro is baffled by the thoughts of coffee with lumps of butter

i am legit perplexed by the thoughts of viscous butter coffee
please do
What the hell
i'm not a horror artist come on 😭
the conglomeration of butter and coffee is an abomination against god
bro that sounds like it would make me piss out my ass
LMFAO TRUE
That sounds like it would stop me from shitting for 2 weeks
im making it for my brother next time we get drunk
it does sound like that, sounds like it wouldn't change consistency either
Bro about to make his brother drink 2000 calories coffee
Put 5 spoons of sugar too ig
no i dont wanna kill him
@analog depot hey
just wanna see his reaction to fucking butter coffee
cappuccino?
Naur
uh huh
Bitter and butter
oh god
The best duo
id rather kms than drink that
how about a nice side of a .45 handgun
Apple juice with garlic butter
Hiw bout deez
Continue main !
Orange juice with Greek yogurt

i need a drink of something that aint butter mixed with shit
Holy shit i didnt he'd go that far
If u enjoy two things why not have them at once
canned tuna and honey cereal w milk
i did that once it didn't go well
im gonna throw up
Egg and prange juice
Chicken with oatmeal
EGG WITH ORANGE JUICE
Ew
My stomach bubbly
I’m already gagging with the thought
ughh
im crying
Raw egg or cooked
fried with the orange juice ofc
Ham with choice
Oh I imagined raw egg mixed with orange juice
ew no
What's choice
i'm not gonna lie i'd prefer a raw egg with orange juice over a latte with lumps of butter in it
idfk
I wrote chocolate
dude
i cant tell which is worse
You can
raw meat is natural and healthy
Doesn't mean you'll not get fucked up
so is beef cooked in piss and yet u dont eat that
I eat raw fish that's about it
ofc i dont eat it because thats manmade garbage
Mmm
not natural
wepsi no
Yummy yummy in my tummy
also dont eat store bought meat its literally just chinese goverment stealing data from your brain to mine crypto currencies
i need a smoke or a drink
do you know how much money chinese people make from selling people garbage shit?
yes
its insane
everyone does
i want to slurp slurp those broken down egg proteins with orange juice
billions from mining crypto from brainwashed monkeys
but im good im out of matrix eating raw meat
i wanna slurp down that blended chicken and green tea
no manmade bullshit
blended chicken and green tea could be kinda fire no? lmao
oh wait you mean like
mixed ofc
yes mix them together
ughh fuck that i take it all back
Butter chicken coffee would be better than just butter
i think so too
Duck is now gonna think about butter coffee while showering,shitting,sleeping and staring at the wall
i don't think i'm sleeping tonight mate i've imagined some shit
i can't get it out of my head
It’s like ur fav song
But u can’t listen to it over and over again to hate it so gl
and the worst part is
even if i ever forget i'll still see you around here and get reminded of it every single time
Lmao
Cheeks
From diagnosing mental illness to giving mental illness
Goodbye server it was fun
oh- byee
He got colonised by his gf
yeah i'm gonna try to hit the hay now, thanks mainul vic and the rest of you fuckers for that vision
Fuck u too
colonised by his queen
Don’t forget to dream about it
She my porcelain princess
What
i wish i could deep fry ronald reagan
Colonised by these french mfers
They smell oil too
My white queen
me too xav
ur so welcome
Thanks she’s the best
Blink twice if u need help

U weird for that I ain’t gonna lien
Na he a racist
Ouch
The urge to violate human rights
you get it
Nah she’s amazing
I’m like uncle ruckus
hi
Hi
me when

true
Free tay k
Me when I yipe
HI HRU
LEAF
WEPE
OMGGG
im so proud of you i could never
you know in sims when they like burn the kitchen down
Ogmgogofbsjzz
that would be me
LAWL sadistically?
LOL (lots of LEAGUE)
Gross
Someone dm'd me saying I have nice feet😭
mornin chat
Good morning mal
Beep
Gm streaks

MARIREEE
hellooo
leah
morning streaks

BIT TIRED BUT WE BING CHILLING
hi kinder surprise egg
wooo
wtf does that even fucking mean jai
i'm about to go in thirty
keres... kinder..
no
idk man who let me cook
jai that's a bad nickname
oh im cold asl
4 days ago i was basking in the beautiful Connecticut sunrays
now im back in winter land
brodie has not seen sun in four days
tbf its been about 2 cause ive been on a plane
and here i am wishing the sun would die out
it's so hot here man
it's soooo hot and humid
makes me feel less like a bad bitch
where is winter land
to every jai comes winter land
ew
it's gay
no offense jai ur cool
no he's not
but ehhhh
loser moment
im so cool wtf
LOOOOSERRRR
and im funny and hot and pretty
proof
self claimed cool i like it
pfp
looks gay to me
I love men
dude i cant keep playing ow
im literally getting tank diffed back to back
like as a support im fighting for my life trying to keep my dumbass tank alive
literally orisa was getting double pockets AND STILL DYING
lord forgive me for i have shrimped
Chilling
happens
No I saw one and all I thought was damn
I'm simped for what felt like a whole lifetime in my head while I was walking back to my dorm
Watched some yt video about some yt becoming a mass killer
Now i feel like everything thats said is mentally ill
I love being his porcelain princess

Problem?
we didn't want to know that info
anyone in this server
False
hola
🤓

Hi leef
hi!!
Hru
i’m good! how are you?
I need new music
Oh shir
And a Gatorade
Dude why would I ask them to do all that sht…
It’s like 25 to close for these guys
But they lay the bread open not
Bro^
It’s not their job to add extra shit on the top of the sub lmao
It’s the innards Fr
I mean it isn’t ong fr
On top? Severely doubt that’s in their Job description word for word
Like on top of the bread bro
Was
Yeah I know
That’s what I said earlier
You said on top bro
So to me that means on top LMAO
HAHA
If I worked at a subway I'd cut the bread in half instead of opening it it and stack it like a sandwich just to fuck with people
Nah I was taking the literal approach
That does not make me stupid LOL
And yeah I was taking the literal approach
Use better wording next time
Saying in it would have made this much easier on the both of us Fr
Gym tomorrow
Extra mayo?
Yes
I wouldn’t
So that’s why it got me thinking the wrong thing
Cuz I don’t ask for it like that
I always change it to Chipotle ranch
guys i finally have wifi in my home
No, just took the literal approach bro
Nah not in this case lmao
Not in my case bro
You lookin too deep into it my guy
It was such a simple misunderstanding
It's a fucking sandwich
Nah cuz I know it wasn’t right, but you don’t get to get by by calling me shit names
Oh sandwich semantics
Guess I’m not anyone bro
i need to think of weekly meals
Whooper scooper
now that i’ve moved out of home i literally don’t know what to do with myself
I had spicy curry today
I bet that was good ash
I'm a happy man
I’m not though bro
Damn
I’m just trying to explain where I got it wrong
Nice
And you can’t seem to stop calling me names bro
Spices on deck
Straight up insulting me for a simple misunderstanding lmao
Become a wall unphased
like what is cumin for
Talk about an overreaction
Cumin 
Ambatukam
WHAT IS IT
Anyways, sandwiches are ready
my hands are also stained from turmeric
