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go on
mini portals you can summon
not too long range though
they have to be in the same room maybe?
but imagine the cool shit you could do with it
redirecting spears n stuff
I will tomorrow lol
Passage
Through advanced manipulation of karmic forces, you create a temporary connection between 2 locations in the world, so long as you have enough mindpower.
You gain the ability to create a gateway pair linking two locations for a variable amount of blessings. [Friendly] creatures may use one gateway to exit at the other. The amount of blessings used is at the DM's discretion, but cost will increase with distance linked.
i need to sleeep
I am become sleepy
eepy...
the goer to bed

having the cost be related to distance i think would be cool, cause imagine a saint fully loaded on blessings just
creating a gateway across into a different region
it's the kind of thing at max power that wouldn't be practical for players to use, but
it'd be very nice to set things up in history
"ayo gourmand we got stuck in five pebbles what the fuck do we do"
"its ok watch this"
expends all their blessings + food pips to make more blessings
"gourmand why is NSH here"
and, well
having a lower cost version keeps it practical for players too
oh good lord
what
herbal tea gourmand
local gourmand downs 500 cups of tea before teleporting to the other side of the planet
if people spent that long to prepare i would let them
is survival instincts on another player 4 or 6 food pips
someone check for me
also what are all our in jokes
we have surprise leviathan and pipe hell
but what else
slugcat theory‼️‼️
kyphosis has a blank left eye
you know who else has a blank left eye
theyre the same slugcat
saint murderhobo if you count ones that lasted only one campaign
the party inexplicably getting attached to a random DM NPC (
), and all of the text that surrounded them
autumn, is weave your way of participating in your own campaign as a player
there was also screaming, which jo almost did, but was ultimately decided against
no
weave has only participated in combat once when asked
theyre probably gonna stay with the party till asked to leave or they leave whats past the gate
weave is probably the only npc thats gonna be with the party for an extended period of time
hes pretty important to the story though now (originally just a random enemy general) so he will appear a few times
actually funny story
you know how fish is the bartender and what not
that was completely improv it wasnt planned in advance
they can make molotovs though
also please say someone has noticed the knurl and fish portraits
is there something off about them?
is it to do with the bands around their ears
i just got onto the campaign to check @regal mulch im confused
is there something significant about them or
no its because theyre friends :D

also rad :D
time to get my morning tea and think of something to occupy the time with related to S&S
autumn uh
would you say its easy to run a S&S game or nah
since i wanna start planning a campaign of my own to run some time but i uh
never DM'd before
easier than other systems due to less mechanics
defo seems alot easier than like
5e
100%
hell yea
big part of the reason i aint done it before is because 5e just looks so complex to run with all the mechanics n stuff
that and having to make an original setting
this seems alot easier im defo gonna try it
oo true, that'd be easier to manage than a proper campaign like rn
idk how id end it tho 
surprise van
defo would be next week if i do run one
well i must go now then
gonna start planning the MOMENT i get home i wanna run this so bad
autumn
my dream had spears and slugcats in it
It had a weirdo water manipulation adaptation in it
I had Rain World show up in a dream a few days ago. Monk, Survivor, and Hunter were in a high tech lab that was flooded. The three dove in and swam in circles for a bit, then drowned simultaneously. Usual game over text showed up.
Then the dream changed into some weird 3D hex exploration thing that was unrelated to Rain World.
Did the dream provide any details as to how it worked?
Nope
my brain probably just filled it in as working like waterbending in avatar or whatever
this came to you in a dream we should add it
By that logic, Project Monsoon should include Synchronised Drowning Contests.
YES
just clean it up a bit
maybe a way some social creatures play/interact when they aren't in any particular danger is seeing how long they can hold their breaths in shallow water
shallow enough to where they can easily stand themselves back up
brainstorming region ideas is so fuckin FUN on god
A "forest" of giant petrified tree stumps atop a cliff could be a region.
honestly anything like the exterior is just
MMM
explore the mast once you get the chance
that mod is like the exterior but doubled
also industrial complex oh my god i love industrial complex
and with wind
oh god
ok so what if industrial complex crossed with exterior and its wimdy
YES
gonna do somethin like that for my one shot setting
for sure
hope you guys like being in the SKY
The Pluviometer Tower
a massive skyscraper-like building that towers into the clouds, filled with strange and massive machinery, built by the Ancients when the rain first came to detect signs of further downpour
later it was modified to try and reduce the rain, but through many engineering faults it went haywire, and the region is constantly under siege from lightning storms that aren't as potent as the rain, but mean the area is constantly bombarded with strong winds and frequent lightning strikes
all of you are getting cool things next session
radicool
jo gets a nuclear missle code
when does weave get cool stuff after his sword got STOLEN from him
weave gets sent to the world map for their sins
fool
character token on the map makes him a permanent party member
_ _
also what sins oh god what did he do
wha
you will see

and a few reminders
you can go literally anywhere as long as you tell me at the end of the session
just basically vote on where to go next
and whatever you guys follow the most ill develop the most
srimblo...
the who
scriml
he's GAY!!!
i needa get meself some real dice sometime

I have more dice than you
I still have more dice than you
I've got 3, and it'll prolly grow over the next few months as I have a little bit of my own money to spend now.
I git about $200 I can spend every 2 weeks
i have more dice than all of you combined
Lol
I have a dice box and dice tower
One of which (the box) is laser engraved with a skull and my name (it was a birthday gift)
i have a dice tower shaped like a little castle
I only have one set of polyhedral dice, and a bunch of d6s. So, not nearly as impressive.
i have
zero
I guess the computer serves as your device, then.
exactly!
Dice, not device. Oops.
ye ye
I dont plan on buying dice either
i dont get to play any games in person anyways
plus fizzy's mic broadcasts enough math rock clacking
The Sixty Sided Dice
WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT
I'd hope S&S and PM never get into a situation where a d60 is mandatory.
the most illegal thing I own
its so much power
I'm a Nd6 purist when it comes to writing my own TTRPGs.
Have you ever rolled this for something?
What if it rolls between 1 and 4?
we need a d60 roll for something
Rounding down would get you a zero. You'd have to always round up.
custom jo occurance table
Leviathan damage roll
Isn't that just you die damage?
1-10 becomes 1
1000 damage i think
11-20 becomes 2
21-30 becomes 3
31-40 becomes 4
41-50 becomes 5
51-60 becomes 6
What is a "jo occurance"?
Jo
Jo
Joo
It seems each day, I roll a d60 to determine which in-joke I get confused by.
jo is my current S&S character
they're a bunch of hyperintelligent batflies inside a slugcat suit
skinwalker slugcat
Jo is a normal slugcat
they're the most cursed thing ever
no issues here
no we dont do the normal slugcat joke anymore since it was revealed that he isnt a normal slugcat [who could've guessed]
ah, but that's only for people who were there for the reveal
they are such a normal regular slugcat
also to clarify jo goes by they/them
you'd think this because they're genderless or enby or something but no they're just composed of a hive mind of 120 batflies
they call Venom they/them not because they're non-binary but because they're literally 2 people
jo goes by they/them because they have 2 halves to their normal brain, thus making them 2 slugcats
in the future Ethan will recommend Jellyfish to others as a "Hallucinogenic drug"
maybe he'll even spice it together with some shrooms
Ethan has upgraded from an alcoholic to a hallucinogen abuser @craggy pulsar
STICKER
I found a d100 at a store that's filled with sand so it will eventually stop rolling. Lmao
its 1000 flat damage
i should give fizzy a use for the d60

@hushed bane (threat)
hello hello

I just realized the bottom corners of
have little pink bits in them
why are iterator names so difficult
seventy piss bottles.......
number object number object
SPB my beloved
Four piss bottles are enough to hibernate.
damn ONLY one food pip for each?
They don't give any food pips, but a Slugcat needs to relieve itself somehow.
photosynthesis is superior tbh
dosent know the SPB lore
five cans of tuna
tuna 
@hushed bane explain the SPB lore now
57 Leaf Clover, Limitless Launchers
Ig the problem is the distinction between iterator names and ancient names
ancients built SPB without the motivation to solve the great problem as an experiment to see how a purposeless iterator would function
SPB was previously named "Wavering Whisper" but was renamed to seventy piss bottles by his fellow iterators
after he was turned on he immediately downloaded rust and his puppet spent all of its time gaming to the point where it became morbidly obese from eating the rot that had developed in his systems (not because he made it himself but because he was so gross, the BLLs migrated from the garbage wastes to congregate in his chamber)
he is also a moderator of his local group, and played a part in convincing erratic pulse / five pebbles to become redpilled
what is his relation with the two iterators
they are his discord kittens
who are the other two iterators
three shot characters
when im done procrastinating with ror2 [unlikely] ima get back to working on my one shot [and the setting for it, featuring THREE wacky iterators]
glumbo schumply and bloump
ive already finished one since hes an iterator i made a while ago, second one has a working name but not a proper finished one [fifty seven clovers] with a general concept and a vague idea for the third [they are a BITCH thats for sure] but no name
hope ya like parasites!!
dubious sluggos
do you know what level its gonna be at yet
nnnot a clue yet
still not done making it anyway, still got alotta stuff to do
fair enough
i still gotta prep for tommorow
mostly just finishing up the final rooms
ayy
who would even be playing though
in tomorrows session? werent we continuing from last time where we were still in the middle of an area?
no clue tbh
im making a whole ass setting for whenever i run any rw game so it'll be a while until its ready lmao
for sure you're gonna be there though, gotta give the usual dm some time to play yknow
o ya
i forgor who's in this session
iirc it's the same peeps as last time because they're still in a dungeon?
yippee
@verbal ferry and fregi how many times have you played
one
ror2's sundered grove ost is the only song tomahawk can or ever will learn for her ukelele
even though there is no reason for it to be able to be played on a ukelele at all
calls upon the spirits of the past to pull off a sick solo
if she plays it in combat its the voidling's theme
sundered grove is terrible but the music is cool
^
so im replaying dmc 5 a bit to get back into The Nero Experience™️ so i can make tomahawk even better and im just thinking
when am i gonna be able to buster a lizard i wanna throw that mf around by the tail like a sling
build an new arm that lets you do that somehow
no knowledge 
get some
but if tomahawk is smart then is it really tomahawk
LETS GET ONE THING CLEAR. I CAN GET CRUCIFIED ALL BY MY SELF OKAY
Who got crucified?
this seems deranged to anyone who wasnt there
I'm just curious. Lol
its also deranged to anyone who was there
still waiting for that recap so I can understand this stuff 
oh could you link it then? I musta missed it
Recaps in call.
Also yes, you did do a recap
One moment I can easily find it.
when does session start tommorow
10pm
in bri'ish time
10pm
thanks
@humble helm
twice, maybe thrice?
im here
btw
i ship it
i interrupted my nap for this, fizzy
this place is a lawless wasteland
as it should be
why does every DMC 5 batlte song start the same
elaborate
i dont hear it
maybe im insane
isnt there like 3 dmc 4 songs that all are the same for like half the song
i think its shall never surrender, lock and load, and the time has come
i mean isnt shall never surrender just nero's theme but extended
lock and load sounds pretty different to the other two songs
brain damage
found probably the weirdest song in it
free mind loop
its literally just lack of comfort but way faster
for some reason actually sounds really good?
like better than lack of comfort almost
it wouldn't fit ingame at all but it sounds almost less, artificial?
seventy piss bottles uses 4chan but only /vt/
do we need to clarify how the portal adap works
so people cant just like
teleport through an entire dungeoncrawl for example
like you need to have visited the area before
Yes. Teleportation is very powerful if you don't specify limitations.
you must have visited the location before or have good knowledge of what the location is like in order to establish a connection @regal mulch
can you believe it? The Expedition™️ just 10 hours away!
i cannot wait for The Expedition
I wonder how much of the movement document can be translated into traits and skill checks.
wiggle flight
Is that vertical only, or can it go in any direction?
Depends
what the hell is wiggle flight
If it was vertical only, here's one way to reimagine the idea (though balance is questionable):
Corkscrew Launch: 1 action, 2 stamina. Ascend [agility + d6] spaces. Can only be done if on the ground, or if the previous action was a Corkscrew Launch.
You won't fall if your last action on your turn was a Corkscrew Launch.
TAS only trick that presumably allows Slugcat to fly by turning on every possible frame.
sounds accursed
i love it
Any other pieces of movement tech you'd like me to create a possible trait for?
The Expedition™️ in 10 hours??? In this economy???
Duality
you can find red chests on normal maps???
yea
can spawn 4th stage onwards but has a VERY low chance of spawning naturally
ive never seen it naturally spawn and ive got like, 230 hours
3 hours
fuck shit fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fuck shit fuck shit fuck
math
meth
ive only found one after 510 hours
we will never surrender goes hard
im like hakita composing gabriel act II theme song but instead of songs its the plot
im the definition of "fuck it we ball"
Wow only 4 hours till The Expedition™️
The Expedition™️ is in 4 hours!
Woohoo!
youre gonna have to play basketball against the surprise leviathan
+5 throwing gonna make this a breeze we ball
whos playing this time?
intikus and h
intikus is staying because i cant just have ethan despawn as easy as i can have h appear
wagogu
wag igas
panasonic
blu ray
99 dollars
tis I
you
indeed
clown hollow knight
hello
wiki jumpscare
surprise leviathan when they see me pulling spare change out of my mouth
are we just keeping the +12 now???
no i fixed it
right lol
time for my mandatory ultrakillin session
legal obligation
by which law?
blood
Law of the blood God; based
i specifically bought a pack of cadbury cookies for the session today i am READY
when is it again
3 hours 20 minutes
right
holy fuck
for real
those are called slugcats
the key difference is they're the EXPECTED ones though
anyone when the Fog arrives*
dont you guys love it when you're at your house over the weekend with nobody else
and your cat decides to just go missing
which of the expedition party is most likely to unironically drink monster energy
jo cant it would dissolve the batflies
tomahawk would drink mcdonalds sprite to gain more power
then die
weave
Ethan drinks.
I am so happy about this information!
the
Who all is this session?
normal 3, intikus, h
also i got both bands railgunner and i just entered stage 3
also a uke
i picked up lost seers lenses for some reason tho
you
doink
judgement
your run is dead
not DEAD
lens makers arent NEARLY as important on railgunner ofc
10% crit damage
watch me get a glasses printer
well then i get to play auto fire railgunner lmao
i remember a while ago me and my friend were playing for as long as we could and he had like 60 stacked lost seers
as commando
lost seers is funny when you get clovers
oh yeah in my dream last night i played ultrakill
except it was a version of ultrakill where you use the mousewheel to change weapons instead of 1-5
thats just a setting
Void item right?
ye
0.5% (+0.5% per stack) to instakill any non boss enemy
still can insta bosses if you have brilliant behemoth tho

This is gonna sound wack as fuck, but use your primary without scope and just stack the fuck out of lens. 
unscoped railgunner is like
i died
concerningly effective
It is
even without attackspeed
like late run i usually end up just using that instead of actually scoped shots
shooting down as railgunner lowers falldamage
[except for mithrix or voidling]
I accidentally picked it up once forgetting what it did. I think stacked til I had 20 of them, 10% tick, and stopped using my scope unless they were far away. Left that round with the most kills among fam. Lol
not this session no
youre probably gonna be 1-2 sessions before you can play again since you played twice
ah right right
someone needs to mod in the music
Yo flight????
i mean i remember you saying i could do it the time after this but eh whatever
Poor Mystie. Was busy so couldn't play. 
rip
theyll have their chance remember
Unless you're talking about The List™, no, I don't.
yeah
im talking about The List™️
Mhmm ik
every time i hear jetpack joyride music i just hear this
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/333827973398528001/845839312640933908/bbb.mp4
just the quality i expect from black mesa
stock source engine sound effects
source sound effects will always be the funniest shit to me
25 MINUTE
whats the List™️
is it all the people waiting to play
a list that autumn checks twice
not so shrimple now
yeah and we rotate them out every session
is H on the list?
yes
are they playing this session 
yes
epic burger
im gonna get in vc in advance
i am an epic burger
ill be in warehouse
if anyone else wnats to join you can
actually im gonna say hi to emerald since theyre in a vc rn
will be in warehouse Soon™️
approximately one fregi
no mlems
no mlems because covid.
still technically a fever
on gog
@warped ice @regal mulch @craggy pulsar @hushed bane
the time has come and so have i
fr fr ong ong
Start without me, I don't need session recap. You can just update me on what is happening when I arrive.
Ye I'll be like 30-40 mins, so just start without me
how long is very soon
like literally in 5 minutes
rip, explain what happens to me next time then
stay a little longer if possible
woah woah
yea that
@grave kestrel
this is the chat for it
mfw relegated to the list
toad jo and tomahawk
spot the amongus
@regal mulch making an even bigger conglomerate of adaptation synergy
delay + barbs + spearmaster IVT
elaborate
throw multiple spears and use delay so that you can launch all of them at once
and how does that affect IVT
with barbs/IVT, this means 3x the sleepiness
you allowed it
what was my reasoning i dont remember it
OHHH
you mean the like food pip transfer right
ye
food pip transfer has to be melee
transfer more than just food, but toxins and anaesthetics
I think it's a cool idea to make it a weird spitter spider subclass for spearmaster
ok so next session is gonna be uhhhh
that sounds really overpowered gonna be real
@cloud bronze @ember sentinel
after that its probably gonna be bill and fregi
tru
but there's time
i just like the idea of synergies
next week?
ye
kk
also youre level 5
after a bit of research i have discovered that S&S has a dangerous lack of slugpups
guh???
you play next session
therres nothing stoping you from being a slugpup
just dosent change anything mechanically
true that yeah
oke
i will think of drawbacks to this later, cause it's still something i really wanna do
could replace knockout effect at a range with instead a weakening, or making the enemy become more tired (they get debuffs on their rolls)
Knockout is way too powerful to activate from long range (it's effectively a oneshot kill, barbs is melee because it makes it difficult to land and very high risk if it fails)
this isn't stated in the doc
expanding the use case for it will allow for more creative use of abilities
thus making gameplay more interesting
i don't really like any of the simpler more passive adaptations for that reason, they don't feel like they're really that big of a change in playstyle
You only get 4 adaptations and one species adaptation, so these choices should be a lot more impactful
most are
no
me neither
anyways
nuclear throne has a level/mutation system
every level before the max level, you get to choose a mutation, the end result is that your character's playstyle is heavily influenced by those choices along the way
at max level you instead choose between 2 character specific ultra mutations that can drastically change your entire playstyle
so the character eyes for example has telekinesis, which slows down all bullets
projectile style ultra mutation will freeze their projectiles right next to them, only letting them go once they stop using TK
while enemy style ultra mutation will instead pull enemies closer
One favors clever use of freezing your own projectiles, and the other is better suited for melee
it's meant to be a pretty decisive choice in what you want your build to be like for your run
should we increase creature mods a bit
maybe like a +1 for muscle, agility, resistance for hostile creatures
oh yeah since autumn suggested it
eventually we will have a session with everyone in it
Slugpups could probably be added to S&S easily enough.
Rearrange stats a bit, decrease required and reserve pips by 1, and allow a full size Slugcat to carry you.
I could be wrong, but didn't I suggest that first? I don't actually remember, just the fact that I did mention it.

so like
is scug a common word for slugcat or something
It's a nickname of a nickname
whats the nickname its a nickname of
arent they officially called slugcats tho
i wouldnt see that as a nickname if thats what they're actually called anyway
they're called slugcats everywhere except ingame
in the files I think they're just referred to as slugs
slugcat however may as well be considered official at this point
in that case i wouldnt really consider slugcats a nickname then
where did scug come from anyway
its such an insignificant shortening lmao
not a shortening tbh
or at least it wasn't meant to be
It's like how people call cats scrunklies
people do that?
i just call em lil bitches
maybe you did
idk
lets just say you both did
also fizzy said "holy fucking shit" when i told them jo has a knife

what have you done autumn
shes too powerful now
she is going to slorp your life juices
actually the knife might be able to generate infinite hp with good luck
it deals 2.5 average damage and heals 2 hp
harvester scythe
How does a knife heal you
its a really cool knife
^
this does also open up the possibility of people "enchanting" their own stuff so hahaha ahhahaha try that if you want

why sad emoji
my intentions are unknown
unpredictable
the inner machinations of her mind are unknowable
"hmm one suprise rot leviathan was too easy and the pipe hell didnt have enough loops.... i should drop 3 normal leviathans in pipe hell 2: loop edition"
dont lie to yourself
the only reason rot surprise leviathan was too easy is because you didnt want to kill us
fair enough i did give you 5 total bombs
8 damage 
how much health did it have?
i think about 1000
250
i open youtube and the first fucking thing i see
@hushed bane get in here
-Music-
Playing With Danger - Valve Studio Orchestra
no i said that about pipe hell
AHBSDHAGHAGA
now that jo has a knife, they now have an awful british accent
the question is does jo have the skill to use the knife
I'd be more worried if Jo somehow found and wielded a Macuahuitl. (Club with obsidian blades)
jo would probably eat it
obsidian is their 5th favourite flavour
Those things can decapitate horses, so that says a lot about the integrity of Jo's stomach.
new hat
new hat
thanks
shout out to little guys who are a mass of Void with two glowing eyes
has to be one of my favourite genders
every nightcat
new hat
@warped ice just wondering when can you do the one shot
also i think how im gonna handle campaign pauses is one at end of every "arc" where we either play a one shot or just not anything that week
it wont be for a while lmao
ill let you all know when but dont expect it for a long ass time
im going to sequence break it by noclipping
im going to put like 20 surprise leviathans inside each wall to stop sequence breaks
its a "feature"
to elaborate, this means "not until i finish making the setting"
and as fizzy can confirm my workflow sucks major dick so you can just uh
not hope for it for a WHILE
surprise leviathan joke is going to haunt me forever
it is
im gonna have a surprise leviathan at my funeral
just one of the many attendees
atleast you get more than a handful of side characters that you were forced into developing
all the characters ive introduced are pretty important
except uh
whats the one riv called
leth iirc
theyre literally just with gum
gum and leth have had one apperance each lmao
and knurl but knurl has been mentioned multiple times
scavenger three
"oh man i love thre-"
"THEIR NAME IS SCAVENGER CAMPAIGN"
THEIR NAME
IS MERCHANT SCAVENGER
dark iterator scavenger experiment #3
thats their full name
actually iterator lore time
the reason they didnt say anything is because you interrupted them fixing a voice box
along with some other things
thats why they had a backup body they were gonna swap into
oh my god robot scavenger????
oh right
ok im stupid
unrelated but like
wouldnt it be wacky if i dont do a oneshot and go straight into a full fucking campaign because i have too many ideas for a oneshot and it'd be too longform for a oneshot
aLL THE WAY TO FUCKIN LEVEL 10 BABYEEEEEEE
default railgunner and i dont remember the last time i PLAYED artificer but still flame bolt, nano bomb, snapfreeze [ofc] and flamethrower
also idk why but i really like the idea of using the arena in canon
hope you guys like getting captured by dangerous tribe of scugs and forced into arena combat while at minimum karma [i still really think dying at minimum karma should actually kill you because of how easy it is to stay at high karma in S&S]
[and because as of right now it is literally impossible to have stakes because all you can lose is progress but you cant die so uh]
[granted i still dont want to die but the point stays]
its not meant to be extremely high stakes character death wise
the stakes would come more from the fact of being unable to prevent or do something because of death
that is a good variant rule though
i know
but you still literally cannot die at all because
cycle wahoo
i think ill add it but only as a variant rule
and i will use it :)
[but start the party at 5 karma and probably it wont be hard anyway because i wouldnt know how to make a hard fight if i tried]
50 red lizards
simple balance solution: i give the party exactly one Arch
[pre-blessing rebalance]
man i should really finish up the playable scavs huh
and also make iterators Fun
either that or getting too many perma injuries makes you die idk
Any good explanations as to why dying at minimum Karma would be permanent?
balance
an strong incentive to keep high karma
having increased max karma is alot more rewarding
expedition mod does it and it works great
I was thinking about in-universe reasons, but perhaps I'll switch over PM to that system.
i don't have an in universe reason lmao
i get the cycle n everything but
having death be something that exists should be important
don't make the switch over, do it as a variant rule instead
it sorta relies on the DM being generous enough with shelters and food so
Here's what I got:
Hardcore Death Variant: Upon death, 1 Karma must be spent, otherwise the character disintegrates into a yellow mist, requiring the player to create a new character.
i don't see why they WOULDN'T want to expend karma unless they want to die but that sounds good
i have begun compiling a list of flashy shit tomahawk will do eventually
there is currently 3 dmc 5 referencew
invited leviathan will be respectful and take a seat
what a polite leviathan
hes such a gentleman
such a role model
What’s the deal with surprise leviathans?
running gag where autumn reveals a SURPRISE LEVIATHAN to our [lack of] shock
its somehow always funny
and makes it even better when we see an ACTUAL leviathan
Based on this masterpiece: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-t6iGy9QzA&ab_channel=purowith_dagun
The thumbnail for this didn't load when i saw it on my feed
i clicked it and holy shit i cant breathe
assassination attempt
THe MaFia bRuTAlly wAterBoArdS ThE lOrAX's cOuSIn
"hmm today i will play risk of rain 2"
the leviathan hidden inside the chest:

surprise leviathan
red item
deal +1000% damage against unsuspecting enemies
the downside of this is the moment of an actual leviathan busting through the ceiling of a room and the sighting of a [presumably] dead leviathan in a small body of water kinda confused me because i wasnt sure if it was real or not
which tbf
fits in with part of my character so
win/win
how often does surprise levi/pipe hell actually happen?
last session was the first time surprise leviathan was real and we experienced pipe hell in this particular campaign
character idea: gourmand that uses that machine gun build idea but uses it to behave like a typical gunslinger and uses the machinegun strat like a quickdraw, wears a hat and poncho and speaks exclusively in bad western accent
improved it
gggUHHH
CREACHER
why the saintstare
you scare me
every time they say "pew" they immediately lose one item from their cheeks to fire it
an acceptable trade for the style
high level gunslinger gourmand (i like alliteration) just sounds like
"pew pew pew"

"pew pew pew"
holy shit im playing this if i lose tomahawk or in a new campaign
ive... lost
so is my idea legally stolen or
there is one way for you to get it back
are you ready
you have to defeat me in a boss battle (i am the boss)
and i-
💥
you win
but at what cost
[cool person dead]
i'm not actually dead, just uhhhh
incapacitated for the purpose of allowing you to pass to the next plot element
are you gonna return as a rematch battle later on
obligatory tumbleweed too
yeah this'll defo be my next character oh my god it'll be sick
cant you just give tomahawk a gun
if the color is different than default its real
also tavern session is 100% happening sometime
just a chill roleplay session with everyone
im here
soon™️

HELL YEAH GAY PEOPLE
you all get to see my deranged headcanons i come up with about characters put into fruition
and by that i mean gay people
good
headcanons are GOOD they give people LIFE
lmao laugh at fregi, missing this integral lore drop
IM GOING TO SCHEEP

this will affect the expeditions endeavors against the other dudes
this will drastically affect the jetfish population
good
while you are dead im gonna make a fucking DOCUMENT for all my headcanons you underestimate me
do it
i am just as deranged as you 
ok done
[i will do the document later]
fuck it im compiling everyone's headcanons here
drop em all in this chat and ill add em up later
knurls homophobic
weave obv dosent
fish complained about them because they got their entire artificer team at the gate killed
clearly knurl is not a strategy enthusiast
in all fairness all artificers at the gate should make sense because yknow
not much of a keep people out more of a keep the stuff in
dots watching all the shit go down through the rotling
had a mental breakdown when the rot leviathan died
ok thats great ok i go bye
dont die
I don't even know who knurl is and I hate him
nobody likes him
just make the doc free to edit
oh right yeah
will do when im home
this was obvious
known info
0/10 lore drop did not drop anything new
liar
knurl also has +40 max hp and 1.6hp/s
most mid boss item tbh
can i pick up knurl as an item
find a damn overgrown printer already
you say that, yet tomahawk could totally just slughandle him like one
she WILL shove him into a printer and turn him into a superior item
Knurl as an item would be an improvement
direct upgrade tbh
I don't think Slugcats should be able to get a max HP of 52.
shatterspleen
i have only got one shatterspleen in recent memory and i left the stage before picking it up by accident :(
i was PANICKING because that was the first time i cleared rallypoint delta without getting hit as huntress
yesterday i was playing railgunner and i got a shatterspleen
Fun fact
If you instakill something, they don't bleed
L
should have played better
railgunner can't crit
r-gunner is genuinely the only case where needletick is always terrible
at least with everyone else, you can justify needletick by saying
"100% crit with shatterspleen makes tri-tip obsolete"
just use the alternate scope so they dont die in one shot 4head
i like oneshotting things
oh right!
one of my favorite railgunner builds
massive attackspeed
brainstalks or other huge cooldown reduction
fair enough tbh, oneshots fun
cryocharge or supercharge
you get to spam the hell out of them
and it's really funny
supercharge superiority
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kHeZrhiuwN5dvKuR2O0LcBhf8f-JoOIZk2dTz16Z41U/edit?usp=sharing oops i forgot to do that
everyone that goes on it has access to edit
do whateverlmao
[any campaign's characters, not just expedition]
The Expedition headcanon s tomahawk’s schizophrenia is known to everyone but herself fish and weave gay as hell knurl homophobia canon??? NOBODY LIKES KNURL knurl is violently allergic to strategy games dot is stalking the party via their rotling. they cried for hours when the rot leviathan died ...
i give everyone permission to add jo headcanons
[they're all canon]
3 seconds away from stealing bandits desperado
do it
Wild West gormaund with desperado
the coin toss mechanic is a mod now
steal that
i downloaded that on INSTINCT
tavern session?
the bartender is going to be the glass newt
Session focused on rp instead of combat I think
ah rad
also it might be with everyone who has played
someone said that but im not sure if thats what's happening
Yes
i fear what ethan is going to do
it'll depend on how many drinks are in town ;)
how long before someone burns the tavern down
we should place bets on whos gonna do it first
name the only artificer in the group








