#i don't like this game

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elder vigil
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hihihi

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i bought thia game ages agp

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didnt like it

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so i just stopped

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now i'm back a few months later

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i have no more games to play

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so why not get my money's worth

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i started a new run

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got to a new sheltwe or something

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went poking around

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little yellow dude told me to go up to thia place

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sk i spent a while trying to get there

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and then this place

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from it

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came like

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pink guys

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amd a lizard guy came from skmewhere else

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and i threw something at him

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and a big pink guy skewered me

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i respawn

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and the pink guy immediately comes into my base (thumbnail)

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with his gang

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i try to escape

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he skewers me

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i try again

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he skewers me

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so i just restart

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and now i'm on my new file

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i have two directives

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complete the game

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and kill that pink guy's entire bloodline

bitter hamlet
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sounds like a planmonksilly

elder vigil
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best plan oat

elder vigil
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update

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i foujd out his name

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his name is adult noodlefly

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apparently i must have hit his kid with a rofk on accident

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i'm going to hit him with the rock nexy time

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one spear kills him

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i will hunt all of his friends too

simple fable
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I decided it wasn't for me the first time I tried it. Put it down for a year until a friend urged me to give it another go.

Its now one of my most played games.

I think it just sometimes takes a bit to click. I hope it does fit you :)

elder vigil
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i'm gonna hop on rn

balmy fossil
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though theres a lot of really cool things later in the game

elder vigil
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alright i just got on

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found a new shelter

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the one i found on my previous playthrough which i abandoned because of that dumb noodlefly

balmy fossil
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reasonable

elder vigil
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oh also i stored a fruit there

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the rain came so i went there with my full hunger + extras, hibernated and then ate that fruit to get max hunger

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now i need to explore

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im back at the part where the noodlefly came last time

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yellow keeps telling mw ro go back to base

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im like

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no

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stop

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well now im just confused

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i went out a bit

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saw some lizarda fighting in an area with tons of pipes to xlimb

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thwy fought then a new one came

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he joined the fight

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so it was 3 lizards in a ffa

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ans then i went to dip because it was nearly rain time

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but in the next rook

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i saw a pink lizard

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i read somewhere pinks are the strongest so i fucking bolted

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i went back to the pipe room and stood on the highest one

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pink comes in

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he joins the fight

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two tun away

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green vs pink

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pink kills him

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i bolt agaian

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run to base

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sleep

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well uhh

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kaybe i wont be able to finish this game

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and i suck at combat

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but i will get good at combat

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and kill everyrhing

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i will earn my throne as the slugcat hunter

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i will kill everythint

balmy fossil
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🫡

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btw try not to look at any sources for your first playthrough, the game is often best when you have to discover these things for yourself

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if you have questions you can just ask us and we wont spoil you monksilly

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you only get one first playthrough

elder vigil
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aye aye

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i found a pink and salmon noodlefly battle

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their babies are watching

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i didnt know they could fight

balmy fossil
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i love it when the babies just like watch those fights and do absolutely nothing about it monksilly

elder vigil
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nvm its only one pink

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it just has tw9 maroons hugging it

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OH GOD

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I WAS WATCHING THE NOODLEFLY

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AND A GREEN CAME

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I EAN FROM MY HIDING SPOT

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IR ATE A BABY

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THE ADULT IS GOING TO BE AGGROD TO ME NOW

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RUCK

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it just

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left

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??

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NOOOOOO

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I GOT CAUGGT OFF GUARD BY A PINK LIZARD

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I WAS WATCHING THE NOODLELFY

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AND A LIZARD GOT INTO MY PIPE AND ATE ME

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im gonna watch it with my vodt

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im cyrious

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its bringing my corpze through these tunnels with symbols i already saw

balmy fossil
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i often just watch it too

elder vigil
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fair

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i wonder what its gonna do

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when does it eat me

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oh

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i think it ate me

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does it have hunter sense

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it was all the waya on the top platform

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a gren came in

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at the very bottom

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it immediately went to tail the green

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found a new sheltet

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holy crap

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i just pulled a But it refused

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i jumped into this lizard fight since i couldnt get over it

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and the ' Game over ' thing appeared at the bottom

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but i kept moving and i mabaged to run away

slim hedge
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interesting indeed monksilly

elder vigil
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yeah i have no idea where to go

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ive just been running around dodging predators

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i think im cooking

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i just threw a brick at a green and then my spear

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and i went up to it

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ans tookt he spear

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and kept throwinf it

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i just sW this ugly maroon thing with blue eys

elder vigil
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OH GOD

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I THINK I KILLD MY FRIEND

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MY LITTLE YELLOW

glass quarry
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rip slugpensive

balmy fossil
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Oh nooo the little yellow!!!!

elder vigil
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tore a little red guy apart limb by limb

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and ate his eyes

balmy fossil
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Om nom nom nom

simple fable
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Delish

elder vigil
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okay im back

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i picked up this game again (after 2 months holy shit) because once more i have no games to play

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i got a new shelter,killed an adult noodlefly and moved to industrial complex

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really sad thing about the noodlelfy

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i think i killed it by dropping it out of my shelter

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but as soon as i left the shelter i ran away, got a spear and waited for its attack

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a baby noodlefly followed me and i thought it was alerting its mother of my location

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i killed the noodlefly and went back

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THE MOTHER WAS DEAD

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THE BABY NOODLEFLY WAS STICKING TO ME BECAUSE IT THOUGHT I WAS MAMA

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I KILLED MY BABY

polar jackalBOT
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Reposted starting message

(but i'm going to keep playing it)

slim hedge
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what,,
Ok so discord was not displaying the spoiler on the image when I was scrolling through the thread list

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You can bash me TwT

elder vigil
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oh also i keep getting killed by vultures and kamehameha lizards

cobalt rapids
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It appeals to a very specific audience. A fairly significant percentage of players just ... don't get it the first time around, and then come back later with a fresh perspective and end up loving it.

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Seems like you're getting the hang of it, though.

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My advice is: don't worry too much about how often you get eaten. What matters is not how often you die, but how much you're able to learn from those failed attempts.

elder vigil
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i started playing again today

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i met some strange spear wielders

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they didnt attack me and we fought a lizard together

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idk where the next symbol gate is

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this place is literal hell

elder vigil
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i went backto the gate i got into the complex from

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it had a new symbol iy hink

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so i went in

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nvm

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its outskirts

elder vigil
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i accidentally killed a member of the beast tribe

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his cprpse is heavy so i laid him to rest in the water

elder vigil
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im gonna become a chieftain

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im at 5 rep now i think

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i gave a spear and the explosive planr

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the merchant gave me a grenade

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stupid vulture ruining my good run

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FUCK VULTURES

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genuinely why do they exist

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theyre just insta death buttons if youre not near a tunnel

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theyre faster, can gas you and have super long range

elder vigil
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there are 2 of these scary bulbs wtf do i do

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little yellow is saying run away

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<@&1137895527271379055> sorry if this isnr a valid use of the ping but what do i do here

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ive tried distractions but its still too close

slim hedge
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this is a valid use of the ping!

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You can always try a different route entirely

elder vigil
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i worry that other routes will take too much time tho

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rain

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im in the shelter by the karma gate (not the one from ind. complex to garbage wastes)

cobalt rapids
elder vigil
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i did end up taking another route

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i kinda forgot the way out was through a scavenger merchant base

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i accidentally aggroed the garbage worms so a travelling scavenger band saved me by scaring them off

elder vigil
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explored mote garbage wastes

elder vigil
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OMGTHE SCAVENGERS MAILED ME GIFTS????

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AWWWW

cobalt rapids
elder vigil
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one of them just accidentally blew me to smithereens

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didnt even come and get my corpse

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asshole

elder vigil
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gave a merchanr a bomb and he took it and left

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ive been consistently trading

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they dont fully trust me yet so much enought o like

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protect me

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but its ok

elder vigil
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the scavengers are chill as hell

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i love these guys

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genuinely theyre so cool

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they dont attack weaker beings

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they trust and trade with you

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and theyre not like

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super mad if you accidentally steal something from a toll

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they just get pissed but you can avoid conflict and make that up

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i dont think theres anything they could do to make me dislike them

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theyre awesome

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and their designs are sick too

cobalt rapids
elder vigil
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i am officially a chieftain

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NOOOO

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ONE OF MY PEOPLE IS DEAD

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I FOUND A CORPSE

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WHAT DO I DO WITH IT

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IM GKING TO PUT IT IN THE WATER

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as a chieftain should

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a white lizard invaded the merchant base

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so i saved my tribe by spearing it and then kamikaze-ing it with a grenade

elder vigil
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ive been tending to my chieftain duties because drainage system is so annoying

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where tf is the shelter

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i wonder how scavengers will follow me

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one time we had a sleepover but that was it

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i want my tribe to come wirh me to drainage system but they dont follow me

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im a chieftain why do they dislike me

elder vigil
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i demasked a vulture

elder vigil
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wandered past a toll and got to shirelone

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shoreline

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little yellow is going wild

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we're close to his friend

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i have become a squid rider

elder vigil
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i didnt find little yellow's friend but i found a karma gate

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shaded citadel

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awesome

elder vigil
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sighhh

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ive been hearing about other campaigns in the dlcs

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i really wanna beat this one already

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so that i can play funner slugcats

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i cant find any progression in the citadel

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and food is so scarc2

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i hate this place

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mega spiders creep me tf out

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did i need to find little yellow's friend or something

warped quest
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Food is more plentiful than you think

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Experiment with everything

elder vigil
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literally the only living things i find are scavs and mice

warped quest
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Remember both flora and fauna is on your menu

elder vigil
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theres not enough infection slime or berries tho

maiden owl
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If the games too hard for u, you can always play as monk

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I had a hard time trying to play as survivor on my first run but I switched to monk and it's way easier

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Just a suggestion

elder vigil
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i'm too far in now

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plus i would feel evil killing shit as monk

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since theyre a monk

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and i am a violent murderer

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trying to kill the lizard in my vicinity every time i wake up

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btw do lizards evolve when you kill them

warped quest
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In every campaign you have free will lizwhitewin

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But, l do recommend sticking to survivor if you can

elder vigil
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i killed a pink lizard and my next cycle it evolved into a black lizaed

warped quest
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You can make it invwink

elder vigil
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yeah

warped quest
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Slaying an animal means its niche and its home are vacated. Sometimes, something may seek to move in to take its place

elder vigil
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i lost my lantern and i sheltered in an extremelt dark place

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there are black lizards everywhere

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im cooked

elder vigil
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i found water

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this place is mad scaru

balmy fossil
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youll be wanting to learn as much as possible from survivors campaign before playing them; knowledge is key

elder vigil
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backtracked to find little yellow'z friend

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i found an area called looks to the moon

elder vigil
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i found his friend and ate his magic orbs

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i think hes dead

crimson notch
elder vigil
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scary

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is rhat place important

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am i locked out of ending because i killed him

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( blue guyl

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i found a super dark place

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i hear clacking

cobalt rapids
elder vigil
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okay phew

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i hate this dark place

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i feel like something is gonna appear from the dark, outspeed me and gobble me up

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and tyere are yellow worms everywhee

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<@&1137895527271379055> i'm here rn, where should i go?

knotty condor
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in short any place you haven't been at before aninoto

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maybe something to do with the worms rivdevious

elder vigil
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hmmm

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so follow the worms

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and free the eggs

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did little yellow abandon me because i killed his firend but eatsing the orbs gave me powers

balmy fossil
elder vigil
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the yellow worms are going in opposite directions

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this is so ocndusing

warped quest
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Looks like that's as far as they'll take you hunterthinking

elder vigil
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wdym

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so they just leave me there

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after leading me on

warped quest
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They've done their job, you can continue the path yourself

elder vigil
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so i have to guess where to go

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wow

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aasholes

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hate those guys

warped quest
elder vigil
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I HATE DEMON SEAWEED

west stag
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Evil Seaweed..

elder vigil
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UUUGHHHH I HATE SHADED CITADEL

elder vigil
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accidebtallt walked into a death trap

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(shelter with demon seaweed directly above it)

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nvm

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got to a new shelter

elder vigil
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WTF JUST HAPPENED

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A WORM KILLED ME AND I GOT MORE KARMA SLOTS

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A DEVIL WORM

balmy fossil
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do you like this game yet

elder vigil
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i cant wait to do the downpour campaigns

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i wanna do survivor, monk and hunter beforehand tho

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to be ready

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i heard hunter is hard mode so thats fun

main lily
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kind of

warped quest
elder vigil
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i hate the navigation in this game

warped quest
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Remember to use your map to keep track of directions slugnom

elder vigil
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i swear ive checked everywhere possible

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the layer system just makes ir 100x more confusing

warped quest
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Do you know how to flip between em?

elder vigil
elder vigil
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Keep it 1000

mossy crown
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I fell like who ever posted this doesent like that game

ionic dune
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yea

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I agree