#big boy fighting for his life

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fiery granite
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BIG BIG BIG FAT

weak canopy
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mc donalds man awakes in the shaded citadel

fiery granite
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you wouldnt believe it

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the most gluttonus beast known to lizard-kind

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then you wont believe what he did

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he the one of a kind beast ate every piece of food in shaded citadel

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you wouldnt believe it

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every spider and lantern mice was left to starve

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then the one of a kind creature

weak canopy
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why does he have a literal grocery list

fiery granite
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went to shoreline and ate every aquapede like instant noodles

fiery granite
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what less would you expect?

weak canopy
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nvm this guys a actual fatass

fiery granite
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you need to eat @weak canopy

weak canopy
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?

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im practiclly full

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holy shit i accidently killed a mouse

fiery granite
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u can take it to a shelter to eat later

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easy midnight snack

weak canopy
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ive made it to a shelter

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time to sleepies

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its dark

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lik very dark

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not a single thought in this guys mind

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things to do in the shaded citadel: get out

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fiery granite
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thats all i can say

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gourmand can be fun tho

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if you play him right

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trust me, he's not gonna be fun if you play him like a survivor that can get exhausted

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fiery granite
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i heard it at 12 am

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i could not sleep the entire night cause gourmand decided to do jumping jacks

weak canopy
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life is hard

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im like

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massacaring scavs

fiery granite
weak canopy
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im just

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trash at gourmand

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i never do good in shaded

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i also hate having to eat the lantern mce

weak canopy