Stories chat corpse discussion

[thin cargo]

Chat what the heck was that

[worldly lion]

never before have i seen this much spam on a fic lmao what

anyway i found this one amusing given the nature of the fic (i will mark it as spam in a bit)
||moink going to hug people is so disgusting smh my head ||

[jolly kestrel]

wtf

[worldly lion]

i love bot comments /j

[jolly kestrel]

why are there soooo many

im starting to think we should ban guests from commenting

[worldly lion]

yeah...

[candid mountain]

They're gonna tear apart you specifically

[frozen sleet]

"The plot is a mess"
Yeah that tracks

[worldly lion]

aw man, hope it's at least like red lizard style and not miros bird

[frozen sleet]

But yeah, wth? Do normal fics have to deal with this and the author just deletes it so we never see it?

[candid mountain]

Idk man i'm looking at AW and i had set it to let everyone comment, no weird shit

[worldly lion]

i've gotten like two? spam comments on my two longfics and both were of the kind like "vague compliment/description of chapter that feels a lil off -> 'hit me up on discord' or 'message me' etc" but like that's been over the course of more than a year so like huh

maybe there's specific tags in there that are targeted more often? i can sort of imagine fluff being a target (because who wouldn't love getting hate comments on something that's supposed to be nice)

[dry sequoia]

"The plot is a fucking mess."

Yes.

That's half the fun of a corpse.

[thin cargo]

😭

[worldly lion]

ok yeah im making it registered-user-comments only

another comment, very much in the same vein, a paragraph of "this user is actually a certified [Criminal]! I have put them on multiple lists! I hope this account gets nuked!" which while its still funny to me it's getting a little obnoxious

[thin cargo]

Broski, what's with these spams 😭

Idk what's their goal yo 😭

[dry sequoia]

I am a criminal and they all should rightfully fear me. /j

The sort that steals your attention, then your heart. /j

One might even call me a smooth criminal. /j

[south forum]

I have all of my fics set to registered user comments only because of spam lmao

Sucked ass

[elder cloak]

Still weird we’re getting this much spam lol

Maybe it’s because we’re linked to so many accounts

Seems AO3 is having a bot wave

[worldly lion]

Thats what im thinking, either that or the specific tags or smth

[inland lotus]

Double upload

[thin cargo]

Whoa

[worldly lion]

i've been loving all the chapters so far hell yea

[jolly kestrel]

so many updates, i cant even follow in a timely manner anymore

[worldly lion]

i can't believe i forgot about the whole thing where if you say ominous tr- 💥

[elder cloak]

The machine is back.

[outer girder]

we're so back

[elder cloak]

I'm uploading these quickly so I'm at least somewhat near Valentine's day, given the delays

[outer girder]

valid

[frozen sleet]

and if you say explo- 🌳

[worldly lion]

the funny number!

[worldly lion]

[frozen sleet]

ah yes, my favorite number, 2^8

[marsh pilot]

Four Minecraft stacks

[elder cloak]

holy shit I forgor

[dry sequoia]

Holy shit, you forgor.

[frozen sleet]

Holy shit, they forgor

[thin cargo]

The forest forgets

[dry sequoia]

No, no.

A tree might forget.

But the forest is vast, and it absorbs that knowledge back into itself—somewhere, someway, somehow.

The forest never forgets.

[frozen sleet]

Thats why I burn the forest down

[dry sequoia]

Explode.

[thin cargo]

Disintegration

[frozen sleet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313719911404929035/1460639941175414966/attachment_1.gif

[thin cargo]

Scug death animation

[elder cloak]

[south forum]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-sm64-pearto-gif-15030643205945658716

@elder cloak

[elder cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/krzychu-cut-tree-fall-gif-15694841

[thin cargo]

Damn

Tree has fallen /silly

[jolly kestrel]

@candid mountain Now why would you do that to us all man

[candid mountain]

I wrote it like a good few months ago

my furry awakening /j /silly

Fuck i could have made that hello into a hewwo as well

[jolly kestrel]

i started crying when inv pulled out the ||therapy set up||

[jolly kestrel]

oh theres plenty of that talk already, no worries

[candid mountain]

I don't remember what i wrote there at that point and i'm too scared to check

Oh, breakfast, brb

[thin cargo]

🔥

[worldly lion]

"How in the name of the void did you speak those symbols audibly"

[candid mountain]

"Colon open parenthesis"

[worldly lion]

somehow that makes it worse than some phonetic abomination of a sound transferring the meaning immediately

[candid mountain]

You're welcome

:3

[dry sequoia]

Colon arabic numeral three.

[dry sequoia]

That Monk understood that is the worst part, honestly.

[elder cloak]

I was going to post Crispy's but Ao3 went down

[jolly kestrel]

It's back

[south forum]

@elder cloak

[worldly lion]

good point

[elder cloak]

Oh Jeez

[south forum]

The corpse is rotting, Tree

[elder cloak]

I’ll post chappy when I get home

[jolly kestrel]

@elder cloak

[elder cloak]

[inland lotus]

@elder cloak the police might find the body soon—

[jolly kestrel]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/77661586/chapters/218181736 eleven by crispy

damn it i already messed it up

how do i get rid of the draft

(nvm, figured it out )

[elder cloak]

Wow I can’t believe I finally got around to this

[jolly kestrel]

yeah. me, tree, is so cool and im also an epic writer and what not

[dry sequoia]

Will OAK be real, Tree?

[elder cloak]

No

Or not until I get off my lazy ass and fix the very obvious problems with it

The problems I largely know the solutions for anyway but I’m too lazy to implement because this is a recurring trend

[thin cargo]

🤝

[elder cloak]

But sad

[thin cargo]

Been procrastinating

[elder cloak]

[jolly kestrel]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/77661586/chapters/218184541 twelve by some rando

[jolly kestrel]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/77661586/chapters/218185436 thirteen by epochs!

[candid mountain]

Wow, fake tree already working harder than real tree /j /silly /lh

[worldly lion]

WAIT I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT didn't even question there being a Totally Real™ Tree

[jolly kestrel]

how do people keep falling for this

[dry sequoia]

Exhaustion.

[elder cloak]

Fake tree has always worked harder than real tree

[inland lotus]

Algae vs Trees in who's actually producing oxygen for the world :

[frozen sleet]

eh, people are figuring it out pretty quickly after they see fake tree
just that sometimes people dont see fake tree for a while

[inland lotus]

Real trees can't run, so Speedrunners badge is a big giveaway /j

[dry sequoia]

No, Uncle.

Survivorship bias.

Those who see trees run never live to tell the tale.

[thin cargo]

Markiplier saw a tree running

[jolly kestrel]

im not even a proper speedrunner, i just wanted the pink colour

you could probably just upload a normal play-through to qualify for the badge (tho obviously remember that the mods will have to spent time to check for its legitimacy so dont actively try to waste their time )

[candid mountain]

Dro🅱️wig

[jolly kestrel]

how could you

[candid mountain]

I remember

[jolly kestrel]

i didnt until now

[thin cargo]

The dropwig?

👀

[jolly kestrel]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/77661586/chapters/218186126 final chapter by frosmoth

make sure to thank both her and @elder cloak for always making these project become a reality and thanks for everyone who participated and read along, we've made it🔥

[elder cloak]

Everyone thank Karessra for helping me out too

[thin cargo]

????

WHAT

There were two trees????

[elder cloak]

Treeception

[thin cargo]

How were there two Trees

[elder cloak]

The forest spreads

[thin cargo]

The forest grows

[dry sequoia]

The other one is Karessra.

[thin cargo]

Amany has become a tree

[inland lotus]

Thank you tree, frosmoth, and everyone involved!

[worldly lion]

THANK YOU Tree AND Tree The Second (real) (no fake) AND everyone else who worked on this!!!
It was a lot of fun to participate and read what everyone made :D

[south forum]

what have i missed

i didnt have internet at home (still dont)

[dry sequoia]

Tree kept forgetting so Karessra started posting the rest as "Totally Real Tree".

[jolly kestrel]

tree is quite the busy fella

[elder cloak]