secret-stories-misc

[plucky zenith]

But who’s gonna title you?

[ancient sapphire]

Me

[eager warren]

[REDACTED]

wait no, that sounds awful=

i take it back

i didnt say that

[ocean granite]

[ancient sapphire]

I hereby dub thee, @ancient sapphire, the Fucking Dumbass of Stories, with all expectations and dishonours that apply

[unkempt yew]

I appointed Fred to be the second heir

[trim tartan]

Interesting.

[ancient sapphire]

Fred?

Second heir of whom?

[trim tartan]

A usurper, perhaps.

[ancient sapphire]

Hmm

As for you Cele

[night lily]

The corrupted sleep police

[ancient sapphire]

Idk about you Cele

Epochs, you're sleep police here yeah?

[swift badge]

Yeah

But anton is the leader

And cele is the heir

[night lily]

Only a volunteer

[ancient sapphire]

Hrm

Who is the ringleader?

Anton?

[swift badge]

Anton

[ancient sapphire]

Okay then

I'd ping Anton but they're not here so their title waits

[unkempt yew]

Im back

[swift badge]

@unkempt yew

[ancient sapphire]

Oh sweet

[unkempt yew]

Just posted something in tumblr 👀

[plucky zenith]

That’s it you’re getting the bush treatment

https://tenor.com/view/pet-the-bush-gif-21380725

[unkempt yew]

Wa

[swift badge]

Tree i dont like you anymore

[plucky zenith]

[ancient sapphire]

From henceforth, I title you, @unkempt yew, as Lord Master of Restfulness, with the duties and honors that come from your position

[plucky zenith]

I’m torturing Crispy with shrubbery

[swift badge]

I thought you were respectable.

[unkempt yew]

[ancient sapphire]

Alright who next

[unkempt yew]

Truly, I sleep early

[ancient sapphire]

Epochs needs one

Who said you had to follow your own rules?

You make them now

[unkempt yew]

[ancient sapphire]

Look at em go!

[plucky zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/boosh-gif-22002688

[night lily]

I'm the most unremarkable storyer

[ancient sapphire]

Nah

That title goes to uhhh

Who am I mildly irritated by rn

Fuckinnn

Fred

[unkempt yew]

[ancient sapphire]

Fred is the most unremarkable

[plucky zenith]

Poor Fred

[eager warren]

[ancient sapphire]

[unkempt yew]

Damn

My second heir and the faithful coffee fanatic

[ancient sapphire]

Oh now there we go

Got a title for Fredo at least

Just gotta wait for him

Anyways

Uhhhh

[swift badge]

You turned out to be just like piotr smh

[night lily]

Oh right Anton also originally was/is a coffee cult fanatic

[unkempt yew]

Correction, the leader of the Coffee Cult Fanatic

But was

[plucky zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-the-cycle-frontier-the-cycle-frontier-hop-on-the-cycle-frontier-gif-26888181

[swift badge]

[unkempt yew]

What's with the shrub

[ancient sapphire]

@night lily, from this day forward, you shall henceforth be known as the Remarkable Count Aeons, with all duties expected of you to be done

Who else…

[plucky zenith]

Crispy struggles with the plants

[trim tartan]

Surely, I will not turn out the same way. Right?

[ancient sapphire]

Right

Cele needs one too

Hm

[unkempt yew]

Agriculture

[night lily]

Aeons

I shall receive this title and try to live up to it

[ancient sapphire]

Idk Cele you're that one peasant who we tax for wealth

No fancy title for you

[trim tartan]

Ah.

[swift badge]

You already have sir

[ancient sapphire]

You get your title when you pay us three thousand porls

[plucky zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/foliage-growth-tree-greener-gif-17015852

[swift badge]

The celefrog jokes tramatized me i think

[trim tartan]

Ha! That’s another facet of me.

[swift badge]

Tired

[night lily]

Is this :treearrive: ?

[ancient sapphire]

Sleep

[plucky zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/tree-generator-detective-lukke-lukke-trees-cutting-trees-gif-20462651

Nah this is

[trim tartan]

I have many faces.

[swift badge]

Ummm

You dont know what time it is for me!

[ancient sapphire]

I don't care

[trim tartan]

I do. Roughly.

[ancient sapphire]

Sleep

[swift badge]

[plucky zenith]

Based

[ancient sapphire]

Cele, make this crispy this!

OH MY GOD IK FUCKING EXHAUSEDTE

[swift badge]

?

Make me what now?

[ancient sapphire]

GLORIOUS

[unkempt yew]

Worry not, I vouch Crispy

[swift badge]

Yay’

[ancient sapphire]

ANTON NO

[unkempt yew]

[swift badge]

[unkempt yew]

I can vouch

[ancient sapphire]

TAHTS ABUSE OF SDMINISTRATIVE POWER

[swift badge]

I love police abuse!

[unkempt yew]

Surely, this isn't corrupt

[night lily]

I told yall the sleep police is corrupted to its root

[ancient sapphire]

Hrmph

[plucky zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/ceycey-bushes-happy-fail-mustache-gif-14238636

[ancient sapphire]

Not unless I become sleep police

[unkempt yew]

Hedgerows

[trim tartan]

Tree has devolved into tree memes now.

[plucky zenith]

[unkempt yew]

You can join whenever you want cuz it is Non-Authority

[ancient sapphire]

Tree stop photosynthesizing memes

[plucky zenith]

It’s 1am I’m losing it

[ancient sapphire]

SLEEP

[unkempt yew]

Tree memes

[ancient sapphire]

SLEEP YOU COWARD

GO TO BEB

SLEEB

[plucky zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/shaking-tree-gif-17092295830525549557

[ancient sapphire]

[swift badge]

TREE

GUH

[ancient sapphire]

Right who is the boss in charge here again?

[swift badge]

Me!

Mememmeme!

[trim tartan]

Hello.

[swift badge]

Ehhehhehehehe

[ancient sapphire]

No you're the youngest sibling, Crosoy

[swift badge]

You know

Im lining

[ancient sapphire]

Wait a minute I give titles

[swift badge]

The traffic light makeout drawing

Because

I actually

[ancient sapphire]

I fms make anyone the boss

[swift badge]

Kinda like it

And also

I know that

I probably cant make

Seomthing like htat

Again

So

Why not

Put

All the efforts

[ancient sapphire]

Eh

[swift badge]

Ehehehehehheehehehhehe

Im going to burn everyons laundry mat with green finre

[night lily]

Crispy, go to bed you're being delirious

[swift badge]

Im not delicious

If you try to eat me ill yell for help

[plucky zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/yell-timber-we-falling-tree-wood-gif-16175959

[swift badge]

I love living in my house

Made of off

Wo

[ancient sapphire]

From this day forward, you, @swift badge and @trim tartan, will share rank and role as joint Co-Emperors of the server, with supreme power given to you for the purpose of managing everyone else

[swift badge]

Yayayyayayay’i

I love

P-p-p-p-p-pwer

!!!!

YIPE!

Oh my god

You knkow

Im seeing

[ancient sapphire]

Also, Cele, make sure they don't go crazy

[swift badge]

Wife

[plucky zenith]

Trigger warning??????

[trim tartan]

But who will listen to your cries?

[swift badge]

Like

[plucky zenith]

Smh my head

[swift badge]

Im sorry

[swift badge]

Uhm

No one i guess hehee

[plucky zenith]

Thank you

[swift badge]

Whos crying anyways?

[swift badge]

You too!

[plucky zenith]

[ancient sapphire]

Trigger warning: W o o d e n h o u s I n g

[plucky zenith]

[trim tartan]

Good night, Tree. Good night, Crispy.

[swift badge]

Reigger waninrglmao

[plucky zenith]

Anyway I’m going to sleep now

[swift badge]

Goodngith cele dont forget to bit the bed

[swift badge]

[ancient sapphire]

N o e

[swift badge]

I suupport your trans

Endavoirs

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

Tree

Also

If you were a furry

[ancient sapphire]

Tree trans

[swift badge]

Waht would your fursona be

Tree

[ancient sapphire]

Trans Tree

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

Do you think itllb e a ree

[unkempt yew]

[swift badge]

God

I love tre

Es

[trim tartan]

No, I’m not going just yet.

[ancient sapphire]

Good night

[unkempt yew]

Tree fursona

[swift badge]

Tree fursona

Oh my god

Fire

🔥

Burns tree

[unkempt yew]

[ancient sapphire]

No water

[plucky zenith]

Treesona

[swift badge]

Water

Fire

Earth

Air

[ancient sapphire]

Long ago

[unkempt yew]

Man, I should draw my fursona right

[trim tartan]

You will be baked, and then there will be cake.

[swift badge]

You should draw your fursona left

[ancient sapphire]

CAKE?

[swift badge]

Yay!

Where?

[unkempt yew]

facing left

[swift badge]

God i love cake

[ancient sapphire]

🫵

[unkempt yew]

[trim tartan]

Let me bake first!

[ancient sapphire]

[ancient sapphire]

Dough addict

EEK

[unkempt yew]

Banana bread

[lime ingot]

Bread best food in the world

[ancient sapphire]

GOTTA DIP

[unkempt yew]

🍞

[ancient sapphire]

HI FRED

BYE FRED

[unkempt yew]

Fred, I appointed you as my 2nd heir, next to Celestium

[lime ingot]

You slept right?

[unkempt yew]

[trim tartan]

One Cheesesticke, three cups of flour, three bottles of wine and a Crispy on top.

[ancient sapphire]

WOWOWOW

[lime ingot]

Awesome

[swift badge]

[ancient sapphire]

YOU CANT APPOJT HERIS

[swift badge]

Soudns good

[ancient sapphire]

ONLY I CAN

[swift badge]

Who says?

[unkempt yew]

Three bottles of wine?

[swift badge]

Smg

[ancient sapphire]

IM THE TITLE GUY?

Only me!

[swift badge]

No

[swift badge]

No

[ancient sapphire]

And Cele/Crispy

[unkempt yew]

Ik, for sleep police

[swift badge]

Yeah

[trim tartan]

Wine good!

[swift badge]

Hehe

[unkempt yew]

[ancient sapphire]

Anyways

[swift badge]

I thought you said wine was bad

[trim tartan]

Ish.

[swift badge]

Liar

[unkempt yew]

I tried red wine in New Year

[trim tartan]

I never did.

[unkempt yew]

I don't like it

[swift badge]

You said you didnt like it?

[trim tartan]

In the moment, yes.

[swift badge]

Damn then

Be like that

Smh

[trim tartan]

Afterwards, miss it, want more.

[swift badge]

Also when are you meeting up with frog

[swift badge]

Damn seems like um

[trim tartan]

Probably never.

[swift badge]

Probalamtic

[swift badge]

:(

Youre my otp tho

Class went silent

[trim tartan]

Please do not Aphrodite and write another Iliad.

[swift badge]

Ummm

Why not

:3

[unkempt yew]

Do not Aphrodite?

[swift badge]

Im just gonna take cele to canada-

[unkempt yew]

Wha

[swift badge]

Hopefully cele’s husband doesn’t mind

And then therell be no war

[plucky zenith]

Do not the Aphrodite

[unkempt yew]

Of course I wouldn't

[ancient sapphire]

From this day forth, @lime ingot, you are hereby titled as High Lord of Coffee and All Around Cool Dude, with provisions and duties expected

[ancient sapphire]

Moral of the Trojan war

[unkempt yew]

[plucky zenith]

[ancient sapphire]

Anton, Tree

Do not the goddess

[unkempt yew]

I will

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

Oh cele

You wanna talk about achillies?

[trim tartan]

For context, the way Aphrodite’s characterized in the Iliad makes her seem like that one girl who has OTPs that don’t actually have any remotely interesting chemistry between them and only ships them because “cute couple”, except given the power to act on it.

[swift badge]

[unkempt yew]

Cuz I don't wanna

[swift badge]

Woah

True…

[unkempt yew]

👀

[plucky zenith]

Aphrodite is literally me

[trim tartan]

Paris and Helen is such a bullshit ship.

You’re telling me that Aphrodite doesn’t root for PatroChilles?

What kind of goddess of love are you?

Are you stupid?

[ancient sapphire]

A cringe one

[trim tartan]

Actually, yes.

[ancient sapphire]

Yes she is

[unkempt yew]

I mean,

[plucky zenith]

Do not the Aphrodite…

[ancient sapphire]

See, they get it!

[swift badge]

Really?

Damn tree

I didnt know you were those shipper kinda dudes

[plucky zenith]

Back in my day

[swift badge]

Damn

Not 1000 years ago

[plucky zenith]

10,000 years ago

[ancient sapphire]

Cele

[swift badge]

Sighs

[ancient sapphire]

Investigate this tree

[trim tartan]

Tree probably ships my Horizons with Pebbles.

[ancient sapphire]

They're claiming to be Aphrodite

[plucky zenith]

[ancient sapphire]

Horizons?

[lime ingot]

Microwave the coffee

[trim tartan]

Tree is friend. Aphrodite is my arch-nemesis.

Aphrodite my beloathed.

[plucky zenith]

I am the most observant to the gods there is

I have millions of superstitions

[trim tartan]

No, seriously, she’s just a bad goddess all around.

[plucky zenith]

I go to church for multiple religions frequently

[unkempt yew]

[unkempt yew]

You what?!

[ancient sapphire]

I canntttt

My family is awake

I gotta fuckin metal gear solid my way into the kitchen

[plucky zenith]

Do not the Aphrodite, Anton

[trim tartan]

She not only violates the divine domain of Hera by forcing marriage between some random and a married woman, but also Athena’s by making Paris use trickery to obtain her.

[ancient sapphire]

Yoink my cold cup from the fridge

[unkempt yew]

I will never go to Aphrodite

Cuz I don't want to become a red stain on the floor

[lime ingot]

Boil the coffee then

[plucky zenith]

We must thence observe the rituals

[unkempt yew]

[trim tartan]

You see, not a very good goddess.

[ancient sapphire]

Need I remind you that drinking and eating are a wee bit BANNED right now?

[ancient sapphire]

Exaclty

FUCK Aphrodite, all my homies hate Aphrodite

[trim tartan]

Ah, right.

[plucky zenith]

Ramadan?

[ancient sapphire]

Sadly

[trim tartan]

Religious family.

[unkempt yew]

Ah, understandable

[ancient sapphire]

Don't believe it but I gotta pretend

[unkempt yew]

Oh, wait

[ancient sapphire]

Still drinking water though mwehehe

[lime ingot]

Uhhh

[plucky zenith]

[lime ingot]

I am too uncultured for this

[plucky zenith]

Surely God can handle a little bit of sipping

[trim tartan]

In any case, discussion not fit for the server.

[ancient sapphire]

You guys really think I would be religious

[unkempt yew]

So, it's kinda the day for fast

[night lily]

Tree why you're still awake

[ancient sapphire]

I am an affront to god

By choice

[trim tartan]

Just don’t talk about how you agree or disagree too much.

[plucky zenith]

What is this thing

[plucky zenith]

Get it away

[trim tartan]

Crispy. Bed, now.

[unkempt yew]

Damn

[plucky zenith]

It looks like a mushroom

[unkempt yew]

Gourmand telling Arti they didn't have the supply

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

No

[ancient sapphire]

Cele get them!

[swift badge]

WOAH WOAH WOAH

WOAHHHH

[plucky zenith]

Crispy is on the attack

[swift badge]

WOAHHHH

[trim tartan]

Wait. This isn’t VA.

[swift badge]

THIS ISNT

WOHA

[ancient sapphire]

[unkempt yew]

[ancient sapphire]

Take your marital conduct elsewhere

[unkempt yew]

This isn't VA

[ancient sapphire]

This is my domain of insanity

[unkempt yew]

[ancient sapphire]

Anyways

So, who wants to hear about slugcat god?

[unkempt yew]

Sait?

Or OC

[ancient sapphire]

No them

[plucky zenith]

[ancient sapphire]

Oc goddess

[plucky zenith]

Me

[ancient sapphire]

One of a trio

[plucky zenith]

All my fics are about religion

[unkempt yew]

👀

[plucky zenith]

You can ask @spiral matrix

[ancient sapphire]

You write??

[plucky zenith]

[unkempt yew]

Tree writes

Read SiTS

[ancient sapphire]

SiTS?

[plucky zenith]

Sunrise in The Scrapyard

[ancient sapphire]

Look I'm not in my heyday

[unkempt yew]

[ancient sapphire]

I don't just know every fic ever

Mkay

[unkempt yew]

Same for me

[ancient sapphire]

I'll check it out

[unkempt yew]

[ancient sapphire]

Anyways, GOD

[plucky zenith]

(Coughs) #stories-library★ message

[night lily]

One of the best introspective rw stories I've read

[ancient sapphire]

Hmm

Gonna add it then

[plucky zenith]

Very religious

[ancient sapphire]

Oh yeah I definitely would've missed this

[night lily]

wait, it was supposed to be religious?

[ancient sapphire]

It came out right when I started joinging ao3

[plucky zenith]

Nah Gray is though

[ancient sapphire]

Or rather it ended

[night lily]

Ah

[plucky zenith]

Go read the Gdocs

It’s much better imo

[ancient sapphire]

?

[iron totem]

Hi hello g'day

[ancient sapphire]

Hello

[plucky zenith]

Ao3 stabbed my formatting brutally in the corner

[unkempt yew]

[ancient sapphire]

Google docs?

[iron totem]

Ao3 evil like that

[ancient sapphire]

Maybe

[ancient sapphire]

Don't insult my husband

[trim tartan]

Mine should be simple enough to survive a bit of AO3.

[night lily]

[unkempt yew]

Welp, gotta go do some choir

Later stroy

[ancient sapphire]

Cya

[iron totem]

Have fun!

[plucky zenith]

I wasn’t very used to posting on ao3 at the time

[ancient sapphire]

Fair

[night lily]

You should link the gdoc version then

[ancient sapphire]

Fair

[plucky zenith]

And your husband mauled the formatting of my hard-wrought fanfic

[plucky zenith]

I had them listed together from the start #stories-library★ message

I think SiTS is best read in one… sitting

Anyway, GODS

Of the scugs

[ancient sapphire]

Pkay

Okay

So

In the beginning there was absolutely fucking nothing

Just three gods

[night lily]

whoops

I actually finished reading the whole thing on gdoc so I didn't even check the library post
Iirc I did drop a kudos tho

[ancient sapphire]

The Mother-Fire, the Silver Scourge, and the Deathless One

Life sucked ass

Because they lived in the void

Not the gilded void sn actual void

Like literally nothing

So

[swift badge]

Bible 🔥

[ancient sapphire]

The three gods get together and make the world

The Mother-Fire made the land and sky

The Deathless One made the void (the gilded one)

And the Silver Scourge made the creatures alongside the Mother-Fire

Originally, life was good

Creatures only ate when they had to

Water was fresh and plentiful

The cycle didn't even exist yet

But

One day

The Silver Scourge grew jealous of the Mother-Fire and decided she should be the sun

Oh yeah the Mother-Fire is the sun

The Scourge is the moon

Anyways

So the Scourge leapt at the Mother-Fire and slashed at her, which caused three giant red arcs of blood to spill across the sky

Which is the slugcat explanation for the galactic rim

Kinda like the milky way

[night lily]

So that's where 'Silver' part came in

[ancient sapphire]

But it's red in color and there's three

Anywyas

Also there's no stars yet

So

The Mother-Fire, as the literal sun, is stronger than the Silver Scourge and rebuffs her attack, which is what caused the moon to have phases

That the Scourge getting wounded

And healing

But yeah, spilling godly blood, and choosing to attack out of jealousy, caused all the evils of the world to exist

Hence the Scourge title

She caused violence and bloodshed and greed

And many other fun things

[swift badge]

Pandoras blood

[ancient sapphire]

But yeah, so the Mother-Fire fled to the Deathless one

And she made a deal with it

[ocean granite]

Wa

I am back

[ancient sapphire]

WHY ARE YOU GIYS NORWAY REACTING WHENEVER THE DEATHLESS ONE SHOWS UP

HELLO

Anywas

So

The Deathless One and the Fire made a deal

She would get healed

[night lily]

But she was winning?

[ancient sapphire]

I mean

The Scourge tore the sky up

And caused it to permanently bleed

I think that qualifies as "serious damage"

Regardless of who won

Anyways

[swift badge]

Guh i cant listen no more :( sleep

Cool story though…

[ancient sapphire]

So the Mother-Fire and the Deathless One agree that she gets healed in the void, while he/she/they/it gets to kick all the dead things out of the void

Since the void is full of animal souls

Hence the cycle came to be

That's literally Death saying "FUCK YOU, GET OUTTA MY HOUSE"

But yeah

So the two make that deal

Which is why the Sun is always full but Moon has phases

Also, warmth is inherently viewed as holy

It's seen as a gift from the Mother-Fire

And words for fire, warm, and soul are actually etymologically similar for slugcats

Cold is seen as unholy and dangerous

Hence nighttime being scary

Anyways

So yeah, all the evils of the world came to be, big woops

But the Scourge is a bitch so she still trys to atatck the sun everyday

Hence the constant orbiting

That's the sun and moon trying to throw hands

Since the Fire is also pissed the fuck off

Since the world is shitty

Y'know, reasonable response imo

Anyways, so the first slugcat is also here

Yeah she csme about at some point

Idk how tho

Haven't figured that out yet

And she made a tribe of other slugcars

That one is a mystery in universe

And these slugcats all had gills, long tongues and dense fur

And life was good for them

But then oopsie the moon just tried to kill the sun and now everyone is thinking about violence

Sona war breaks out that further shapes the land

Mountains get made where boulders are thrown

Rivers are when they tried to throw sand in each other's eyes and water filled those

Valleys and canyons are graves

Etcetera

Anyways so the tribe basically tears itself apart

And then the survivors are like "fuck this"

Make an agreement of peace

And split into three smaller tribes

One takes the fur, long tongues and forehead marks (those are natural) and goes north

One takes the gills and swiftness and agility and goes south

And one stays where they are, no with neither gills nor long tongues nor furs

But with the soul to wander

And that's how the three tyos of slugcats came to be

Lynxes, otters and mice

WHY SWEDEN NOW?

[iron totem]

Y'all, sorry to 1984 you but please don't spam reactions

What are you talking about by the way?

[ancient sapphire]

Noo

[night lily]

[ancient sapphire]

My funny slugcar loree

But yeah it's good

I was mostly done anyways

Haven't though of much beyond the creation myth

Except the fairy

[iron totem]

Nice

[tranquil stump]

Haiii I return from le dream realm :3
Wassup storiers
(am I interrupting something...?)

[night lily]

And I believe Tree needs 🛏️ too

[plucky zenith]

I was distracted

[trim tartan]

You make for an excellent editor, but only when half-insane. /j

You’re fully insane now. Go sleep.

[plucky zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/tree-killer-logging-cutting-cut-gif-11211868

[ancient sapphire]

Nah you ain't interrupting

I was just finishing up some slugcat mythology

[tranquil stump]

Yea I read back on it, really cool!

[ancient sapphire]

Thank you

I must ask whomever kept Norway reacting to Death showing to please explain tho

Why Norway?

Also fun fact

[trim tartan]

“No way!”

[ancient sapphire]

The Deathless One is the Void Worm

[tranquil stump]

OHHH

[ancient sapphire]

Based on an unconfirmed claim you can swim out of the void sea after meeting the worm

I'm not so sure of that

But even if that's wrong

I still like the idea of the Deathless One

Because Death basically telling you to "get off my damn lawn" and that's why the cycle exists is really funny

[tranquil stump]

Yee

[ancient sapphire]

Poor guy can't catch a break

First he makes the world, then her two fellow gods start fighting

Then its home gets overrun with dead animals

Then they have to heal the Sun from the Moon's attack

Also, Saint exists in mythology too

They're known as an avatar of the Deathless One and viewed with far less neutrality than Death

[tranquil stump]

I think it should be possible? Since it's like, still the same area, but deeper. This is even more visible if you ascend as arti, because you don't get dragged down because she was too violent

You just swim down

[ancient sapphire]

Hmm

Makes sense

[trim tartan]

The One Ring Slugcat to rule save them all.

[ancient sapphire]

Depending on who you ask

Some cultural groups actually venerate Saint's previous incarnations

Some openly fear them

The cultural group where the Mother-Fire originates from views Saint as a distant and neutral character

Although they barely believe in that myth anyways

[tranquil stump]

gah I hate the fact that google just keeps switching to my school account whenever I try to write, instead of immediately being on my gaming/writing/other stuff account...
I don't think there's a way I can prevent that sadly >:(

(guess who just tried to write with the school acc lmao (it doesn't have editing access to my draft doc))

[iron totem]

If you're using firefox you can use the about:profiles feature

[ocean granite]

You knew some Il-nim cultures (My AU’s Ancients) actually view Saint as a Mew

[iron totem]

Basically creates a whole new copy with separate extensions, settings and history

I have three profiles, one for work/school, one for rain world/staff and one for personal use (barely use it)

[ancient sapphire]

Like an original progenitor?

[ocean granite]

As in elusive figure

[ancient sapphire]

Ah

Thank you

[tranquil stump]

yo.

Such creature.

[ocean granite]

???

[ocean granite]

Sdug

[eager warren]

I would like to let everyone know that the Scientific Term for how a Seal Moves is
and i kid you not
Galumphing

[tranquil stump]

oh my god that's amazing

I love it

[eager warren]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-gif-18967535

Seals also get the Zoomies

[tranquil stump]

rapidly galumphing seals

[eager warren]

the fact that its Illeagle to pet/touch Seals should be Illeagle itself

[iron totem]

Hi stories, streaming lies of p in suburban if anyone is interested

[ocean granite]

I LOVE IT THANK YOU

[tranquil stump]

I
I think my dog just ate some thread he found on the floor-

[fringe anchor]

[ancient sapphire]

Btw, if misc wants, I can link a fic I wrote as an in-universe myth of the original tribe of slugcats

It doesn't have any of the fancy god stuff, but it is more coherent than sleep deprived me rambling

[tranquil stump]

I'm thinking about fate unavoidable so much rn that I'm jumping around the house and grinning like a maniac help
(can't write becauseI have to clean room and math >:I math deserves to die dust deserves to die)

I NEED TO WRITE

[ancient sapphire]

Yess

Feel the strength flow within you

W r i t e

[iron totem]

But but but

Math is cool

Math is writing

(best of luck, though Maybe you can get some cool ideas while cleaning)

[fringe anchor]

Not when you are asked to do a lot of it

[tranquil stump]

random image I found

[eager warren]

i gotta draw Random Quote Generator-

ill proabably do that when i start the "Ask the Iterators" thing after Art Month

that i said i would do 2 months ago-

[tranquil stump]

What was the quote thing?

[eager warren]

https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator

this-

[tranquil stump]

Nono the qupote itself

Ik about the website

[eager warren]

the quote itself?-

i was just talking about the Quote gen

Acurate?
Yay or Nay?

[tranquil stump]

lmao

[eager warren]

one more and then ima stop

1. to not chat flood
2. im eepy

aight, eepy time

good night chat

[tranquil stump]

Gnight :3

[eager warren]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-bye-chat-leaving-im-gotta-go-farewell-gif-26580981

[tranquil stump]

one of the hardest things when starting writing pretty much anything (at least to me): the start. Once I start, it mostly goes smoothly.
awawaawa

[open matrix]

@iron totem oc poker, surely

[iron totem]

Looks great

Thanks

[open matrix]

(also sry for the double ping but i dicided against putting that in discussions )

[iron totem]

Ye, don't worry

You can ping me as much as you want, I really don't mind.

[ancient sapphire]

Yello?

[austere sky]

me

[ancient sapphire]

You!

[gleaming valley]

orang

[ancient sapphire]

So, what have you tried so far?

So I don't retread over old ground

?

[austere sky]

uhh well, most of the basic stuff. Going to bed at the same time, not napping in the day and exercise

[ancient sapphire]

Have you tried the thirty minute thing?

[austere sky]

Never heard of it

[ancient sapphire]

Try sleeping half an hour before you usually sleep

If your usual is like 2pm

Which I believe it is

But yeah, just half an hour before you usually sleep

[austere sky]

uhuh

[ancient sapphire]

Just keep doing that for a few days

Till it's normal

Then shave off another half hour

Repeat until you've reached whatever time you want to sleep at

Another tip is to just turn your phone off before you sleep

Like an hour or so

[austere sky]

yeah

[tranquil stump]

Hewwo :3

[ancient sapphire]

Howdy

Just giving The Artificer Rain World some sleep tips

[tranquil stump]

ya, I noticed

[ancient sapphire]

Or I think it's The Missle Rain Worl

[austere sky]

Literally me

[ancient sapphire]

Well excuse me for being polite and explaining

[austere sky]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-artificer-gif-18435545019868388704

[ancient sapphire]

Yoinked like a fucking porl in a toll

[tranquil stump]

HMMMM, MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE IT MELTS.

[austere sky]

That reminds me of the dream I had during my 3 horus of sleep

[ancient sapphire]

Horus?

HORUS?!

THE HORUS HERESY?!

[austere sky]

hours

[ancient sapphire]

Anyways, go on

No sleep dreams are always crazy

[austere sky]

I don't remember anything but a guy who was "-30/27 times as nice as the pope" according to someone else in the dream

I remember he was very fat and wore layered robes

[tranquil stump]

Lmao

[austere sky]

and that's IT

[ancient sapphire]

You met the pope

P-O-O-P pope

[austere sky]

no it was just someone who was 1 + 1/9 times as evil as the pope

[ancient sapphire]

Artificer be like ^

[ancient sapphire]

So the pope?

[austere sky]

yeah but artificer would have two big angry eyebrows

[ancient sapphire]

They would, wouldn't they

[ancient sapphire]

Pebbles moment

[austere sky]

This person is

1. a completely different guy. He might not even be catholic
2. 30/27 times as evil as the pope, so if the pope is evil then this guy is MORE evil
3. like 30 years younger than the pope at least

[austere sky]

family guy

family guy dialogue

[ancient sapphire]

Oh yeah

I know just the guy

Gimme a second to confirm if I'm getting the right pope tho

[tranquil stump]

Goddamn it seems like I'm not the only one who makes Sig suffer

[gleaming valley]

norway i got that one too

[tranquil stump]

Lmao

[balmy plume]

Cheesesticke you appear everywhere I go

Stalking me

[austere sky]

mystery novel mfs when they see a writer in the writing channels /j

[balmy plume]

True

[gleaming valley]

i was here before you

idiot

smh my head

[balmy plume]

Blasphemous lies

[gleaming valley]

actually

[ancient sapphire]

Alright I found the guy

[tranquil stump]

last one for today

[gleaming valley]

lemme drop some of my quotes i go

got

[ancient sapphire]

Pope John XII

[austere sky]

John pope?!??!?! The guy who invented Popes????#??!?!??@?!

[ancient sapphire]

John Pope

[balmy plume]

“Steam visual novel fest” “discounts demos and more now”

Steam is having a sale of the least interesting type of video game

[ancient sapphire]

Not to be confused with Pope John I, Pope John II, Pope John III, Pope John IV, Pope John V, Pope John VI…

[austere sky]

THERES MORE OF THEM?????

[ancient sapphire]

There's like fifteen

And that's just Johns

Let alone pauls

[austere sky]

[ancient sapphire]

They like to take each other's names for some reason

Lemme find more in the double digits

[austere sky]

that's so cute

they're like, bromancing fr

[tranquil stump]

[balmy plume]

All of it is

[ancient sapphire]

Okay

Gimme a second to type ehse all out

The most popular pope names are:

John at 22
Benedict and Gregory at 18 each
Clement at 14
Innocent and Leo at 13 each
Pius at 12
Stephen at 10

The rest are single digit

There's alot more than these guys too

Idk why they like having each other's names

Wait fuck Pius is erong

Supposed to be twelve

Me when I spread misinformation

[austere sky]

Imagine being named Innocent

[ancient sapphire]

[scenic escarp]

When your parents name you one of these, you get points automatically allocated into a cleric build

[austere sky]

like what are you hiding?

[tranquil stump]

✨ accurate ✨

[ancient sapphire]

Lemme find some dirt on the pope Innocents then

[austere sky]

My name allocated points into a fairy build

That's why I'm so short

[ancient sapphire]

Beastmaster build

[austere sky]

Specced too far into the forest whimsy skill tree

[ancient sapphire]

Sounds like fun

[austere sky]

yeah

[ancient sapphire]

I specced into shitposting

[austere sky]

I go to parks and make rock stacks

The only problem is that when I'm not in the forest my whimsy is nerfed to around 10% so this part of the map is really suboptimal

[ancient sapphire]

Try fast travelling to a forest biome

Or perhaps you may need to take down the region boss first

[austere sky]

Fast travel takes too much gold

[ancient sapphire]

Hm

What's your speed stat?

[austere sky]

Moderate to severe

[ancient sapphire]

You could walk and intitiate some waiting

Recovers stam easily

[lime ingot]

Para sharing sleep tips?

This is unreal

[ancient sapphire]

Fred

[lime ingot]

I must be dreaming

[ancient sapphire]

Do not mock me

[tranquil stump]

[ancient sapphire]

sigh

Not you too Hollow

Can't a girl be sleepless in peace?

[lime ingot]

I am not forgetting you calling me a Femboy

[lime ingot]

Also no

[tranquil stump]

i mean
you are risking ~brain damage~

[ancient sapphire]

Hollow

Been at this for years

Why do you think I'm the way I am?

[ancient sapphire]

It was a compliment

[lime ingot]

Never too late to get a healthy sleep schedule

[ancient sapphire]

Fred stahp

[lime ingot]

You shouldnt tell people that they are a Femboy even if they would be a really good looking Femboy

[lime ingot]

You'll get a healthy sleep schedule for better dreams

[ancient sapphire]

sigh Fine

I won't call you a femboy

I'm sorgy

[lime ingot]

It's alright

Because you can now call me a Femboy all you want

[ancient sapphire]

A high honor has been bestowed upon me

[lime ingot]

Because I instantly stopped caring the moment you said sorry

[ancient sapphire]

Okay, femboy

I mean that as a compliment

[lime ingot]

Wow you used that privilege instantly

[ancient sapphire]

Look

[lime ingot]

Now it's time to unlearn Femboy being an insult

[ancient sapphire]

It's high praise to me

What

[lime ingot]

The The Flappy Men community was crazy back then I tell you

[ancient sapphire]

I see

Well

Know that when I call you a femboy

It's with the highest praise, dignity and honor

[lime ingot]

H

[ancient sapphire]

H

Anyways, so who orders what at a fast food joint?

Spearmaster gets a sippy cup for her needles

And only water

[lime ingot]

Survivor gets them chicken sandwiches or burgers

[ancient sapphire]

Here kitty, you can haz cheezburger

Artificer orders the meatiest stuff possible

Like dino nuggies

[lime ingot]

Loops before the kitty bites the cheezburgir

Arti is gonna get a whole bucket from KFC

Or Rostiks

[ancient sapphire]

Mhm

[lime ingot]

Hunter is gonna get the spiciest food options

[ancient sapphire]

Mhm

Gourmand orders Big Smoke style

[lime ingot]

Inv too

Gorbo needs to eat a lot

[ancient sapphire]

"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."

Gourmand and Inv right there

[ancient sapphire]

Which tho?

[lime ingot]

Both

[ancient sapphire]

All Gorbos?

[lime ingot]

Every single one

[ancient sapphire]

Or just mine?

[lime ingot]

All Gorbos are hungy

[ancient sapphire]

Gorbo would swear fealty to McDonald's if he could get infinite free food

[lime ingot]

If he could get the McDonald's platinum card or whatever it's called

(he doesn't know that you can't actually buy infinite amounts of food with it)

[austere sky]

😨

macdonal

Imagine the rainworld fast food menu

[lime ingot]

Imagine having a McDonald's

Couldn't be me

[austere sky]

Lizard nuggest, Popcorn fries, the McVulture

[ancient sapphire]

The Leviathan shake?

Or maybe the Wyrm shake?

Ancient shake?

[austere sky]

ancient shake sounds ominous

[ancient sapphire]

Fits the grimace shake

[austere sky]

anyone who drinks it ends up ascended

[ancient sapphire]

Nay, The Fine Individuals in Question would merely begin to Communicate in the Fine Lexicon of the Noble and Intelligent Benefactors

[austere sky]

BREAKING: Scug drinks the ancient shake and begins to speak the benefactors english!

[ancient sapphire]

"I am Entirely Unharmed and in Perfect Health."

The scug later commented during an interview

[austere sky]

Is part of the dialect capitalizing random words

[ancient sapphire]

Yes

I fucking hate it but I love it too

[ancient sapphire]

Stories, I'm bored again

Give me your scav headcanons

[lime ingot]

They are uhhh

Stinky

[ancient sapphire]

Stinky scavs

[austere sky]

probably

[plucky zenith]

scrungly scavs

[tranquil stump]

Bwah, due to reasons I won't be able to write for a week...

Discord on phone is Very Ugly (saying this as someone who uses PC version, so not used to phome)

[gleaming valley]

im on my phone most of the time (im outside a lot) and i can agree pc is so much better

[tranquil stump]

Ye- I just got discord on phone cuz I can't use my laptop rn
Will be back on laptop in a week...

[ocean void]

I always use phone discord because I'm evil or something

Also I don't have a pc

[ancient sapphire]

Stop slandering my fucking medium you pricks

[balmy plume]

What

[ancient sapphire]

I use a phone

They're slandering my phone

[unkempt yew]

Sanguinius from afar:

[ancient sapphire]

Ah, a fellow 40k fan

Mind explaining what the Heresy even was?

[unkempt yew]

I'm mostly fantasy tho

[ancient sapphire]

I'm, like, the most new newbie ever

[unkempt yew]

But I think it's when Horus decided to get some other primarchs to his side and fight against the god-emperor

And that's all I know cuz I have only 1% of the lore

[ancient sapphire]

Why would Horus do that, is he stupid?

[unkempt yew]

And most of them will be added to the Fantasy of Warhammer

[ancient sapphire]

That's he God-Emperor of Mankind right there

[ancient sapphire]

Most of what

[unkempt yew]

[unkempt yew]

Fantasy Warhammer

[ancient sapphire]

Ah

Wait Warhammer has a fantasy series?

[unkempt yew]

Well, it's not really popular than the 40k

But it has its own game which is Total War Warhammer

(idk about anything of Age of Sigmar)

[ancient sapphire]

Hm

Didn't know that

[unkempt yew]

Mostly siding with the Old Ones and follow their Great Plan

(in fact, there are Old Ones too in 40k)

[ancient sapphire]

Those aren't the chaos gods?

[unkempt yew]

Not really, the Old Ones are like lizard gods

[ancient sapphire]

Hm

[tranquil stump]

Wawa

[ancient sapphire]

Wawa

Hi Jay

[unkempt yew]

Wa

Anyhoo, gonna grab my coffee

[ancient sapphire]

Cya

[tranquil stump]

Haii

[ancient sapphire]

Ellor

I like your LTTM art

Is nice

[tranquil stump]

Yeye, noticed :3

[ancient sapphire]

Mhm

Any reason you chose to go for a silloheute

No fixing the spelling it's damn annyoing

Silhouette

There we go

Hm

Alone~ at the edge of a universe, humming a tune

For merely dreaming we were snow

A siren sounds like the goddess who promises endless apologies of paradise

And only she can make it right

So things are different tonight

We'll go together in flight

It's now and never, a reverie endeavor