secret-stories-misc

[ancient sapphire]

Something I've noticed you enjoy making quite bizzare

[tranquil stump]

making different antennae designs is fun

[ancient sapphire]

As evidenced by the smug hippie electrical guy

[tranquil stump]

some iterators with fun antennae designs

[ancient sapphire]

Oh damn you draw these guys alot

[tranquil stump]

YES

oh and also her

[fringe anchor]

hmm 5th one looks fammiliar

[tranquil stump]

?

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IM SORRY IY WASNT MY FAULT

looks good imo... Might draw her if i feel cute.... Tbh i love wings i slap thos buggers everwheyre

[ancient sapphire]

YOU WAHT

I GIVE PERMISSION

But why does everyonw think it looks good!

Could it be that my art is actually good and I'm just a harsh critic?

Probably

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I love cros

[ancient sapphire]

Cros?

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Crows

[ancient sapphire]

Hm?

You like me?

Odd

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Im also a crow

Crow stick together

[ancient sapphire]

Fair enough

Crows must fly in a flock

[tranquil stump]

wawa

[ancient sapphire]

Wawa

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I like their eyes...

Very good design imo....

Black with rainbow always makes a good combo

[ancient sapphire]

YOU DREW HER ALREADY?

[fringe anchor]

Art

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Yeah it was fast cause i was doing pixel art in class

[tranquil stump]

I like the art :3, really cool

[swift badge]

I think i hurt my wrist because i keep angling it weird to draw on chromebook screen too much

[ancient sapphire]

NOOO

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[ancient sapphire]

Damn tho she looks good

[tranquil stump]

anyways tis eepy time for me

Baiii <3

[ancient sapphire]

Cya

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Guh idek why my mom still doesnt let me draw >:( i draw on computer anyways and she knows

[ancient sapphire]

Oh fuck

Sorry about that

[swift badge]

Im breaking my wrist woman!!!!111

[swift badge]

Its no worries

Pixel art gives me good skills anyways

[ancient sapphire]

Good luck I suppose

Can I ask a question then?

[swift badge]

Yeah sure

[ancient sapphire]

First of all, can I download the art?

I like her alot

[swift badge]

Yeah

Of course!

[ancient sapphire]

Okay, and how did you improve?

Like, for example, did using a bigger canvas help?

[swift badge]

Uhmmmm

I meant in like how doing pixel art can give you certain skills

I mean being able to do a lot of different types of art is always helpful

But pixel art gives you some good color theory practice plus its harder in thay details have to be sacrificed

Every pixel counts

[ancient sapphire]

Ah

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[ancient sapphire]

M'kay then

Just practice

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Practice

Worst answer but the only one most artiats can give u

[gleaming valley]

https://tenor.com/view/art-eaten-art-eat-art-eaten-consumed-gif-3964616362436141214

[ancient sapphire]

Practice :(

[gleaming valley]

its always been practice

[scenic escarp]

I now have seen it and would like to file divorce against Soul

()

I'm leaving

[swift badge]

this is as bad as when frog said celefrog wont happen

[balmy plume]

why is it secret

[swift badge]

it wasnt supposed ot

[plucky zenith]

A tragedy

When using brain is hard

[eager warren]

I cant think of anyuthing for todays Art Month Prompt

[ancient sapphire]

Five hours later and I still feel weird

[eager warren]

ive come up with an Idea and i regret not picking something else

[ancient sapphire]

??

[ancient sapphire]

Context?

[eager warren]

https://discordapp.com/channels/291184728944410624/656687237315952640/1347516655172845661

Spent like half my day on it

had to manuall color in every frame

[ancient sapphire]

Carmeldansen intensifies

[eager warren]

well-
My day starts at like 10 AM

so i roughly spent like 5 hours on it

[eager warren]

one day-

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-freeman-half-life-coreyladdo-literally-me-gif-27651848

[ancient sapphire]

Lmao

[eager warren]

Made a shot Poem for tomorrows Prompt so its not confusing
"We've been tested
we've been infected
Patient Zero was tossed to the Wastes
She was Innocent yet was Hated and Replaced

We've been starved of affection
we used to enact inspection
now its nothing but imperfection
im now the mother of this infection

The Pipes and Labs, decaying away
a place once our home now a frightful display
Our once great sight now unable to see anything
Our graceful bodies reduced to quite a scary thing

Our Fathers desperateness turned into blisters
leaking into his heart and into his filters
Forced forever to listen to the whispers
tear away the flesh of anyone my Sisters!"

[ancient sapphire]

Is nice

[tranquil stump]

I return from the boredom building
(school)

[eager warren]

now get ready for

The Eepy Beepy

[tranquil stump]

It's 4 PM-

[unkempt yew]

I will not elaborate with the NASPF

[eager warren]

Guys?

how do i shortent the cooldown on swallowing

[unkempt yew]

The what??

[eager warren]

Swallowing has a Cooldown

you gotta wait till you can swallow again

[unkempt yew]

[eager warren]

try with your saliva

theres like a 2-3 second cooldown until you can swallow again

[ionic girder]

oh! never thought of it as a cooldown before

not sure the exact mechanics behind it but it might be your throat getting back into position to swallow again

[eager warren]

My Throat Better Reload Faster then

i got food to eat

[ionic girder]

make sure you dont eat too fast thiugh ehe

[tranquil stump]

it probabky exists to prevent choking

[eager warren]

Sounds like-

LOW LEVEL TRASH

If My Body cant handle food in the Lungs

THEN I NEED NEW LUNGS

[tranquil stump]

🫁

[lime ingot]

h

[eager warren]

anyway

its cursed having your parants on discord

i could be enjoying my day, playing a game and then a get a discord notifcation of a Gif like:

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-meme-family-guy-chris-chris-work-whistle-1930s-work-whistle-gif-25572133

LIKE WHAT DID I DO-

[plucky zenith]

You made them 1930’s work whistle angry

[tranquil stump]

bwuh why does my cursor keep teleporting...

[fringe anchor]

[tranquil stump]

Ah yes. facepalms is totally a noun. Thanks docs...

[eager warren]

The reason was because I forgot to turn on the sprinklers btw

[plucky zenith]

I got that same suggestion when I was proofreading yesterday lmao

[tranquil stump]

lmao-

(though it does make sense since it's probably the same place too)

[plucky zenith]

Google docs tries its best

[fringe anchor]

Sounds like an illness

[tranquil stump]

I mean, some of those I can understand (such as, for example "NSH talks to Moon" being recommended as "NSH talks to the Moon") because like. RW names are weird, so it's gonna cause the (kinda) grammatically correct Google Docs to freak out

but I don't think facepalms is a real noun

[fringe peak]

once again words doc takes the win /j

[plucky zenith]

Word once again loses because I’m not going to pay for it /j

[fringe peak]

p i r a c y

[ancient sapphire]

Stories, I'm bored

Give me the worst possible fic ideas you can and I'll collect them in a doc for potential future use

[fringe peak]

1. modern au where pebbles is the disgruntled pet vet who has to deal with other iterator with their slugcat/scav

2. Write how spearmaster would fare in that dropwig world mod

3. Pirate au

[tranquil stump]

Five pebbles is a batfly

like he gets turned into a batfly

[fringe peak]

or dropwig

whatever is the funniest

[tranquil stump]

nah batfly, or infant centipede, is better cuz scug can easily ear him

Eat*

he gets n o m m e d by monk, or gourmand

OR GOURMAND USES HIM TO CRAFT SOMETHING

[fringe peak]

4. the most disappointing possible reason why SOS is dead (without using saint)

[tranquil stump]

She gets bugged and nommed by a silly scuglat

[fringe peak]

5. Whatever insane thing iterators do to pass their time

(I actually have an idea for this to use think of it)

(and I'm out of ideas)

[tranquil stump]

Scavs gain IQ and decide to disassemble five pebbles

Suns but they're REALLY glowy so spearmaster decides to FIGHT THE SUN

[fringe anchor]

That exists

[ancient sapphire]

Hmm

All of these

Yoinking it all

[tranquil stump]

noice

[ancient sapphire]

Now how to combine them…

Glorious

All of these are glorious

Granted

Most of them are stupid too

But in a good way

[plucky zenith]

So combining them: the world is overwhelmed with dropwigs (created by NSH), and as such Moon decides to breed a very powerful purple centipede to ward them off. Unfortunately, this centipede becomes injured (by a dropwig) and Pebbs must heal it since he’s the only one with the equipment. The centipede shocks pebbles with literally impossible amounts of electricity, causing him to glow impossibly bright. This attracts the attention of SRS (who sends Spearm) and a band of pirate scavs (the shiniest porl). Naturally, as the scavs start dismantling the greatest porl ever discovered, Pebbs starts obliterating them with the power of the sun. Seeing this, Spearmaster decides that the Tyrant God must be stopped.

[ancient sapphire]

Oh yeah

That's it

I'm taking that

[fringe anchor]

Where is the pirate au aspect

[ancient sapphire]

Anyone want to add

Sliver dies because she literally cannot stop counting the dropwigs

Memory overload

[tranquil stump]

Turns out, the real triple affirmative is an ungodly amount of dropwigs

[eager warren]

Can’t believe the triple affirmative was just the fucking “All Pokemon vs 10 Billion Lions” question

[ancient sapphire]

Well that begs the question

How many dropwigs?

[eager warren]

“BUT ASCENSION AND ENLIGHTENMENT AND-“
“Well it’s a lot of dropwigs”

[ancient sapphire]

How many am I going to include?

"W- what?"

"It's dropwigs."

[eager warren]

“Bu there’s 10 Billion of them”

[tranquil stump]

"Wait, it's all dropwigs?"

[ancient sapphire]

"Always has been."

[eager warren]

Gets jumped by the Dropwig Tsunami of Spearmasters Bane

Anyway

[ancient sapphire]

Literally

Actually, who would the POV character be?

[eager warren]

Yadda yadda yadda
2AM blah blah blah
Good night

[ancient sapphire]

SM?

[ancient sapphire]

S L E E P

[eager warren]

SM

100%

[eager warren]

She was Scottish and was cussing out SRS on about how stupid of an idea the rot pearl was and died from saying the ancient phase of the void worm passage

Which was apparently Scottish

Tldr, Being Mad and Scottish at the same time

[tranquil stump]

Glorious

[ancient sapphire]

Scottish SoS?

Hmm

[tranquil stump]

shit my brain read SoS as SoSi accidentally (SoSi is my OC, Song of Silence.)

[ancient sapphire]

Song of Silence is Scottish now

I'm sorry Jay

[tranquil stump]

Noooooooo

(I shall share this message to the iterator rp server you're in (SoSi was an important character there))

[ancient sapphire]

What

No

Please

[tranquil stump]

Boingy

[ancient sapphire]

Boing

[tranquil stump]

okay I should go back to fate unavoidable now :p

[ancient sapphire]

Eh

Good luck all the same

"Machine, I'm stuck in a world constantly drenched in rain."

[tranquil stump]

I need to rewrite the summary for the fic... but idk what to write for it ;-;

I don't like it as it is now

[ancient sapphire]

Unfortunately, I can't help

I fucking suck at summaries

By my own estimation

[plucky zenith]

The centipede

[ancient sapphire]

Hmm

Mayhaps the prologue/opening is the centipede

I want to make it think like a nyancat

[tranquil stump]

10 year old me was fucking insane what

[ancient sapphire]

???

[tranquil stump]

Don't ask-

[scenic escarp]

Yeah why did cartoons decide this was the sound of anger

[fringe anchor]

Blowing off steam?

[ancient sapphire]

I awakenn

I demand, fuckin uhhhh, b r e a d

Does misc have any crumbs for mee

[swift badge]

Time to take notes to find out crows’ timzone

[ancient sapphire]

Do you honestly think this is when I normally wake up?

[swift badge]

No but

With enough notes

Even the ones with the worst sleep schedules

[ancient sapphire]

I am unbound by such petty things as timezones

[swift badge]

Can be figured out

[ancient sapphire]

Today I woke up at this time

Yesterday I went to sleep at this time

[swift badge]

what the hell

[ancient sapphire]

You cannot figure out whhere or what I am

[swift badge]

Do you

[ancient sapphire]

(send help)

[swift badge]

Are you

Do

Do

What

?

Are you just

What do you do when youre awake?

[ancient sapphire]

Uhhhh fuckinnn

Shitpost

And uhh

Talk with peoples

Maybe write or something

Sacrifice someone to the god of shinies

[swift badge]

ah okay Oka

What

[ancient sapphire]

Yeah I know bit weird

But wiritng is good for me

[swift badge]

Ah okay okay ….

‘I was worried for a sec

[ancient sapphire]

How?

What

Maybe I should actually to sleep

Yeah I should I can't even grammar

[swift badge]

[ancient sapphire]

C a t e

[swift badge]

C a t e

Arare’are

Are

Arearaeraer

Are

You

Drunk enough

To communicate with me

Proepor

Pls

Fug

Dugjc

Communce

With

Moi?

Si’l vous plait?

Teehee

Gughguhgg

[balmy plume]

[lime ingot]

I know her timezone

[swift badge]

how silly!

[balmy plume]

Silly like

Monk

It’s 11:36 pm

[ancient sapphire]

You fuckinnn uhh don't

[balmy plume]

Brain has lost function

[lime ingot]

Sleep in and I won't tell people

[ancient sapphire]

Whatt

Am I being blackmailed?

[lime ingot]

Real

[ancient sapphire]

Fuckkkkin I'm too tired to sleep

[lime ingot]

That doesn't work like that

Back to sleep you go

[balmy plume]

Go to sleep or I finish reading your writing

BEFORE u edit

[ancient sapphire]

Nooo

I'm already awaked

[lime ingot]

Just go back to sleep

For a quick nap

[ancient sapphire]

:(

[swift badge]

WATERMELOn

IS BAD

OKAY?

THE FLAVOR AND

JUST

[ancient sapphire]

IT AINT

[swift badge]

ITS ALRIGHT

IM JUST SAYING

THAT ITS NOT THE BEST

LIKE

WHEN ITS CRUNCHY

ITS FLAVORLESS

AND WHEN ITS MUSHY

ITS FLAVOR BUT

I DONT WANT TO EAT

THE EQUAVALENT

[ancient sapphire]

THE CRUNCH IS THE POINT

[swift badge]

OF FRUIT THROW UP

[swift badge]

BUT THEN THERES NO FLAVOR

JUST EAT A CUCUMBER THEN

[ancient sapphire]

CUCUMBER IS FUCKING RANCID

[swift badge]

WHAT THE HELL MAN

[ancient sapphire]

It crunches wrong!

[swift badge]

NO

IT CRUNCHES PERFECT

ITS SO YUMMY

[ancient sapphire]

It tastes bad!

[swift badge]

SO REFERSHING

[swift badge]

IT TASTES LIKE FUCKING WATER

[ancient sapphire]

Anything cucumber can do, watermelon does better

[plucky zenith]

This is literally the same argument just backwards

[swift badge]

NOPE

[night lily]

Cucumber is a veggie, and Watermelon is a fruit. Why are we even arguing about this??

[swift badge]

NOEP NOPE

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

BECAUSE

WATERMELON IS

NOT GOOD

AND CUBUMBER

IS PEAK

[ancient sapphire]

THEY BROUGHT IT UP

[swift badge]

YALL ARE CRAY CRAY

YALL PROBABY SAY BANANAS ARE GOOD TOO

SMH

[ancient sapphire]

YOU FUCKING EAHT

SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND EX PLAIN YOURSEFL

[swift badge]

HERE

BANAN

BANANA

IS ALRIGHT

BUT ITS NOT

GOOD

BANANAS

ARE LIKE

NO

NO

LIQUID

ITS JUST

SOLID

ITS LIKE

[ancient sapphire]

Ripe bananas are fucking peak

[swift badge]

IF YOU TOOK

[night lily]

Banan is not going to be pleased by the slander

[swift badge]

APPLE SAUCE

AND THEN

SUCKED ALL THE WATer

THEN SHAPED IT

[plucky zenith]

watermelon tastes bad
It just tastes like water. Cucumber tastes better<

Cucumber taste just like water.

[swift badge]

INTO A FRUIT

[swift badge]

NONONO

HERE

CAUSE

WATERMELON

IS NOT CURNCHY

PROPLERy

LIKE CUCMBER

CUMBER

IS PROPER

[ancient sapphire]

Crispy do you hate apples then?

[swift badge]

CRUNHC

[swift badge]

No

Apples are yummy

[ancient sapphire]

Cuz water?

[swift badge]

Okay i dont hate any fruit

[ancient sapphire]

Oranges

[swift badge]

Just i dont like watermelon and bananas

[swift badge]

Oranges are so good

[ancient sapphire]

Those two are like th best ones tho

[swift badge]

But also im a water hater

[ancient sapphire]

A ripe watermelon is fucking heavenly

[ancient sapphire]

Ehat

[swift badge]

Nuh, not really

[plucky zenith]

[ancient sapphire]

Maybe your watermaleons are just bad then

[plucky zenith]

Are you a cactus?

[swift badge]

I live in california?

[ancient sapphire]

Oh yeah

[swift badge]

I think most of our fruit is good

[ancient sapphire]

That's why

[swift badge]

Oh damn

[plucky zenith]

California

[ancient sapphire]

I think idk

[swift badge]

Does california have bad water

Melon

Because we have

Excellent fruit

[ancient sapphire]

I've never been to California

[swift badge]

Imo

[ancient sapphire]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[swift badge]

No

I just dont like watermelon

But water

Is

Eugehgeugehge

I dont like water

Unless im like

Dying of thirst at 3 am

Im not gonna drink water

[ancient sapphire]

What the fuck do you drink then????

Tea??

[swift badge]

NOTHING???

JUICE SOMETIMES???

OTHERWISE NOTHING

I DONT DRINK LIQUID

[ancient sapphire]

WHAT?

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

IDK MAN

I GET IT FROM MY FOOD

[plucky zenith]

You really are a cactus…

[swift badge]

LIKE SOME ANIMALS

[swift badge]

Im a miros bird

[ancient sapphire]

Do you absorb all you lr water from your food like a fucking herbivore????

[swift badge]

YES?

MAYBE?

I EAT CUCUMBERS

CUBUCMERS ARE LIKE

95% water

SO IT CHECKS OUT

Sorry my pinky is killing me

[ancient sapphire]

So you hate water

[swift badge]

Yes

[ancient sapphire]

But you don't hate cucumber

[swift badge]

By itself

It makes

A weirdfeeeling

And it

[ocean granite]

why tho

[swift badge]

Has this like

Bad taste

[swift badge]

IM EXPLAINING

[ancient sapphire]

Which is fucking water the vegetable

[plucky zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-cactus-nod-plants-vs-zombies-garden-warfare2-gif-27435460

[swift badge]

BUT ITS CRUNCHY

[swift badge]

OH SHUT UP TREE

[plucky zenith]

How you be looking rn

[swift badge]

TREE IM GOING TO TACKLE YOU

[ancient sapphire]

Is this some American joke I'm too [REDACTED] to understand?

[ocean granite]

i'm an eagle 🦅

[swift badge]

IDK

[plucky zenith]

Your thorns would really hurt

[ancient sapphire]

Our water tastes meh

[swift badge]

SHUT

[plucky zenith]

Cacti are prickly

[ancient sapphire]

It don't got no damn flavour

[ocean granite]

water tastes fresh

[swift badge]

Tree im gonna make ACTS my favorite fanfic now

[ancient sapphire]

Bad tasting water probably means your water tastes bad

[swift badge]

Yeah probably

New york water tatstes better

[plucky zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/cactus-silence-lonely-solitude-vent-gif-18914521

[ocean granite]

People die when they are killed

[plucky zenith]

I’m quiet now

[ancient sapphire]

Oh yeah I'm still sleep deprived btw

[night lily]

Water shouldn't have any taste...

[ancient sapphire]

I meant your water is bad

Like impurities

Because you live in Cali

Like a waterless peasant

[swift badge]

OH SHUT

[swift badge]

HATE

You know what

Thats it

SITS is abandoned

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

ACTS is the favorite

[ocean granite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1322956288854065162/1326299658552606751/1224645901780521072.gif

[plucky zenith]

Not SiTS

[ancient sapphire]

Also, Tree wrote ACTS?

[swift badge]

SITS didnt hav enough iterator content anyways

[plucky zenith]

Death of the author Crispy

[swift badge]

No

Drymm did

[swift badge]

Hey ehy hey

Im gonna pull up all my wives

[ancient sapphire]

Fuckin tireddd

[ancient sapphire]

WAIT FUCK DRYMM??

[ocean granite]

how many? 139?

[swift badge]

Yes

[night lily]

also just saying if you only drink water when you feel thirsty then your kidneys probably are screaming

[ancient sapphire]

God fucking dsmnkt

[swift badge]

A crown thrice sundered by drymm themselves

[ocean granite]

DJ KHALED

[swift badge]

[ancient sapphire]

FUCK

[swift badge]

?

[swift badge]

Three

[ancient sapphire]

Yet another suthro who nowsk me

Anywyas

CRUSPY DRINK YOUR FUCKING SHITTY CALIFORNIA WATER NOW

[swift badge]

WHY?

[ancient sapphire]

YOU NEED IT

[swift badge]

WHY BRO

[ocean granite]

ok i thought your regulus from rezero

[swift badge]

I JUST DRANK MILK

[ancient sapphire]

YOU FUCKING DIE WOTHOUT WATER

[swift badge]

I DONT NEED MORE LIQUID

[ancient sapphire]

MILK DOSEMT COUNT

[swift badge]

WOW REALLY?

[swift badge]

NO MILK HAS WATER LITTLE BRO

[ancient sapphire]

THATS FUCKING FILTERED BLOOD

[ocean granite]

technically milik hydrates body more than water

[ancient sapphire]

DRINK ACTUSL WATER

[swift badge]

BRO AT THIS POINT I DONT GIVE A FUCK

[ocean granite]

[swift badge]

WOAH

SEE

[ancient sapphire]

BIRD

[swift badge]

EXCEPT IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT LMAOOO

[ancient sapphire]

DRINK

WATER

NOW

[swift badge]

NUH

[ocean granite]

🦅

[swift badge]

YOU CANT MAKE ME

[ancient sapphire]

I CAN

[ocean granite]

WHY THO

[swift badge]

I DONT LIKE DRINKING WATER

[ancient sapphire]

DRINK OR I DIVORCE YOU FROM YOUR WIVES

[swift badge]

ITS UNPLEASANT

[swift badge]

YOU CANT DO THAT

[ancient sapphire]

BUT NOT JUICE OR MILK?

[ocean granite]

THEN DRINK SPARKLING WATER

[swift badge]

YEAH CAUSE THEYRE NOT WATER

[ocean granite]

OR ICE CREAM

[swift badge]

EWWWWWW

OKAY I HATe

SPARKLING DRINKS

HATE HATE HATE

[ancient sapphire]

FUCK SPARKLING WATER

[ocean granite]

OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DRINK

[swift badge]

FUCK SPARKLING WATER

[ancient sapphire]

IF I WANTED TOD RINK ACID I WOULD KUST DRINK ACID

[swift badge]

I DRINK JUICE BUT THATS TOO MUCH SUGAR

[swift badge]

SO REAL

[ocean granite]

THEN DRINK SPRITE

[swift badge]

THATS SPARKLY

[ancient sapphire]

FUCK THAT TOO

[ocean granite]

OR BLOOD

[swift badge]

AND ALSO IT HAS SO MUCH SUGAR?

[swift badge]

Damn

Where would i get blood>

[ancient sapphire]

Tasteful

[swift badge]

Sprinkles warning sprinkles warning!

[ancient sapphire]

BWOOOOOOOMMMM

[swift badge]

This is not volatus avis~!

Drymm!

[ancient sapphire]

OH FUCK DRYMM IS HERE

[balmy plume]

[ocean granite]

DRINK AIRAG

[scenic escarp]

Tf you drinking, straight up tap water

[swift badge]

HAIIII DRYMM!!!!!!

[ocean granite]

AIRAG

[swift badge]

YES BECAUSE MY FRIGE WATER BROKE

[ancient sapphire]

Hi Drymm

[ocean granite]

YOGURT

[plucky zenith]

Drymm

[ocean granite]

I SCREAM

[ancient sapphire]

DRINK BOTTLED AATER BIT-

[scenic escarp]

Hai I love California water

[ocean granite]

FOR BLOOD

[swift badge]

NO ITS WARM BRO

LIKE

I HAVE TO PUT IT IN THE FRIGE

AND WAIT

[ancient sapphire]

KEEP OT COLD

[swift badge]

NOOOOO

[ancient sapphire]

OR STOP NEING WEAK

[swift badge]

California water is mid…ny water better imo…

[scenic escarp]

My family filters the water though, so it probably tastes better than what you have

[ancient sapphire]

AND FLDRINK WAYER WARM LIKE DOG INTENDED

[swift badge]

Im drinking sink water

[ocean granite]

DRINK DASANI

[ancient sapphire]

EW

[swift badge]

WELL MY FRIGE WATER BROKE

[ancient sapphire]

SONK WYAER?

[plucky zenith]

I drink from the sink

[swift badge]

IT LEAKS

[ancient sapphire]

FOLTER THAT SHIT

[swift badge]

NO

[ocean granite]

i drink from god

[ancient sapphire]

LIKE WE DO

[swift badge]

🔥

[swift badge]

BRO

ITS TECHNICALLY FILTERED

[ancient sapphire]

And drink warm water like god intended!

[swift badge]

BUT IT STILL TASTE BAD

[ocean granite]

W I N D O W ?

[swift badge]

NO

WARM WATER NOT GOOD

[scenic escarp]

No, drink ice water

[ancient sapphire]

WHAT THE FUCK

[ocean granite]

drink sand

[swift badge]

IF MY WATER IS LESS THAN -2 DEGREES CELCIUS I DONT WANT IT

[ancient sapphire]

YOU GUYS DRINK SHARP WATER?

[night lily]

Here we have Crispy with all the water complaining, then there was Moon literally dying of thirst /silly /j

[swift badge]

YES

[ocean granite]

sand is my soul

[swift badge]

WHY DRINK ROUND WATER

[scenic escarp]

Ice water is the only thing I can drink without tummy being sad

[swift badge]

LMAOOOOO

[ocean granite]

SCREW MOON GIVE HER SAND

[ancient sapphire]

HECAUSE I DONT GET FICKING STABBED BITC-

[swift badge]

WHAT

[plucky zenith]

Ichor…

[swift badge]

SHUT UP

ROUND WATER

IS MID

[ocean granite]

SAND

[ancient sapphire]

SHARP WAYER FUCKING HURTS

[swift badge]

NO

ITS REFRESHINg

[ocean granite]

YES

[ancient sapphire]

NO ITS MOT

[swift badge]

Im leaving

[ancient sapphire]

MYS SENSITIVE ASS TEETH CSNT HANDLE IT

[ocean granite]

SAND IS MY KIN

[swift badge]

You disgust me

[scenic escarp]

Average iterator water discourse:

[ancient sapphire]

As do you

[ocean granite]

dlfihoiwhfowhfhouwhfcphwe

BRUH

DRINK VOID FROM HK

[swift badge]

Smh i bet you think the white part of boiled eggs are better than the yellow part

[ancient sapphire]

Wow there pardner

[ancient sapphire]

No yellow is best

[swift badge]

Exactly

Smh

[ocean granite]

DRINK VOID FUID

[ancient sapphire]

The white part fucking sucks ass

[swift badge]

You have some right opinions at least

[scenic escarp]

Also animals tend to drink from flowing water because tepid water = diseases

[swift badge]

But eggs are bad in general

[ancient sapphire]

And I wonder why I get sick so often

[plucky zenith]

Thanks, Totally Not An Ancient Monk

[ancient sapphire]

Agreed

[ocean granite]

Does that make us Gifts ill?

[swift badge]

!! :3

[ancient sapphire]

Eggs are mid imo

[ocean granite]

CHICKEN

[ancient sapphire]

I rarely eat em anyways

[ancient sapphire]

Don't count here

[scenic escarp]

Eggs are peak

[ocean granite]

CHICKEN OR EGG?

[ancient sapphire]

Chicken and the egg is different in the world of food

[ocean granite]

EGGS ARE SHIT

[ancient sapphire]

GET THEIR ASS

[swift badge]

Egg bad :(

[ancient sapphire]

IT AINT

YEAH BULLY DRYMM

[swift badge]

Well i resepect drymm to some degree so ill let it slide

[ancient sapphire]

GET EM!

[scenic escarp]

[swift badge]

Drymm is an amazing person

[plucky zenith]

It’s okay Drymm I like eggs

[ocean granite]

oh wait

[ancient sapphire]

[ocean granite]

eggs create chicken

[iron totem]

Eggs are peak what do you mean?

[ocean granite]

therefore

[iron totem]

Omelette

[swift badge]

to the arianna grande song we can’t be friends

[ancient sapphire]

So we've mutually agreed that no matter our opinions

[iron totem]

KILL

[ancient sapphire]

Eggs fucking suck

[ocean granite]

we must respect the egg

[scenic escarp]

Y'all just had shit eggs

[ocean granite]

as the shittest food in the world creates Kentucky Fucking CHICKEN

[ancient sapphire]

Agree to disagree

[swift badge]

Chicken tonkatsu is where its at

[night lily]

Egg is like, very cheap very easily accessed source of protein justice for eggs

[swift badge]

If i hear chicken slander im going to explode

[ocean granite]

KARAAGE

[ancient sapphire]

I've only ever had eggs scrambled with veggies

That shit is fucking epic

[ocean granite]

no more eeg slander then

[scenic escarp]

I don't like chicken most times

[ancient sapphire]

I only like chest meat

[ocean granite]

GET THEIR ASS ‼️

[ancient sapphire]

The legs are just wrong somehow

[ocean granite]

agreed

[night lily]

Also iirc most bakeries use eggs too

[ancient sapphire]

It's like

Almost chest meat

But slightly off textured, flavour and consistency

In the worst way

[swift badge]

[ancient sapphire]

Nothing can save it

[ocean granite]

karaage is scrmmy

[plucky zenith]

I have many bad opinions about food

[ancient sapphire]

Tf?

[swift badge]

Drymm, i loved and looked up to you

[ocean granite]

wdym???

[ancient sapphire]

Can't be worse than mine

Wtf is kaarage

[ocean granite]

japanese fried nuggets

[swift badge]

Drymm cant proofread omf no more

[plucky zenith]

I will eat anything and that’s my fatal character flaw

[swift badge]

[ancient sapphire]

THE JAPANESE ARE TRYING TO TSKE MY GLORIOUS AMERICAN NUGGIES?

[ocean granite]

[swift badge]

Will you eat dandelions found on the side of the road roasted in a pan

[ancient sapphire]

NOOO

[night lily]

It's actually intact meat tho, not some ground meat

[ocean granite]

a

[ancient sapphire]

I mean, I once licked a rock soo

[night lily]

Karaage >>> nuggets

[plucky zenith]

I’ve eaten lemon grasses I found growing near a lake

[ocean granite]

an ally

[ancient sapphire]

It tastes like dirt if you're wondering

[ocean granite]

i salute you

[swift badge]

I mean ive eat grass too…do you remember my grass list?

[ancient sapphire]

LORE

I need to know the grass list

[swift badge]

it was so long ago…

[ocean granite]

L O R E ⁉️

[swift badge]

I dont think anyone remembers old crispy

[plucky zenith]

True

[ancient sapphire]

Well

[ocean granite]

i miss the old cripsy

[ancient sapphire]

Nah

[ocean granite]

chop up the soul crippy

[swift badge]

Bro you weren’t even here for the old crispy

[ancient sapphire]

New crizzy is better

[plucky zenith]

I am a tree, I consume only the soil

[ocean granite]

i am

[swift badge]

YOU GUYS DONT EVEN KNOW쏘ㄸ ㅒㅣㅇ 챢녜ㅛ

[ancient sapphire]

And sunlight

[swift badge]

oopside

[plucky zenith]

And thus, all else on it

[swift badge]

YOU GUYS DONT EVEN KNOW THE OLD CRISPY YOURE TOO YOUNG

[ocean granite]

i don't know what the fuck i am

[swift badge]

HEYH EHYEHYEHY

HOLD UP

YOU CANT JUST

YOU CANT JSUST LIKE

DO THAT?

ONLINE SAFETLY

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

PLEASE?

[ocean granite]

WAWA>

[swift badge]

PLEASE?

CAN YOU DELETE THAT

[ancient sapphire]

Fsir

[ocean granite]

[swift badge]

THIS ISNT FUNNY CHAT

[ancient sapphire]

Apologies

[ocean granite]

sry

[ancient sapphire]

Gonna go get banned

[ocean granite]

uwu crying

[ancient sapphire]

adios

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

[ocean granite]

still uwu crying

[ancient sapphire]

STOP

[plucky zenith]

How are you doing that?

It doesn’t even make sense

[ancient sapphire]

DO NOT

[ocean granite]

crying like a fucking uwu toddler

[plucky zenith]

What does that even mean

[ancient sapphire]

CRISPY HELP

[plucky zenith]

CRISPY

[ancient sapphire]

AHHHHHHH

[plucky zenith]

[ancient sapphire]

THERES THIS FUXKING BIRD

[ocean granite]

uwu flood

[swift badge]

[plucky zenith]

[ancient sapphire]

C A T E S A V E U S

[swift badge]

UwU

[ancient sapphire]

AHHH

TREE

We're the last two alive!

Keep it together man

Or woman

[plucky zenith]

“And lo, at the darkest hour, shall come the Lord to absolve man of sin.”

[ancient sapphire]

Or something else

[plucky zenith]

[ancient sapphire]

Tree

I cmst take it

[plucky zenith]

Crows…

[ancient sapphire]

Noo

[ancient sapphire]

Tree mooo

[plucky zenith]

It’s been great knowing you

[ancient sapphire]

As to you

[ocean granite]

RAIN WORLD 3: UWUWUWUWU BOOGALOO

[swift badge]

[plucky zenith]

But my withered boughs have reached their end

[swift badge]

Hells going on

[plucky zenith]

It is my time

[ancient sapphire]

We did our best

[ancient sapphire]

It was nice knowing you

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

If you send

One more uwu

Im going to drop

The traffic light

Make out

[ocean granite]

ascends

[ancient sapphire]

Rest in peace, gamer

CALL IM THE TRAFFIC LIGHT ARTILLERY

[plucky zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/tree-killer-logging-cutting-cut-gif-11211868

[ocean granite]

no beta we ascend like sliver of shaw

[swift badge]

Wgat

[ancient sapphire]

They posted uwu

[swift badge]

Sighs

[ancient sapphire]

You said you would post traffic light

[ancient sapphire]

Furries?

In my raincord?

[swift badge]

Depends

[ancient sapphire]

It's more likely than you think!

[swift badge]

Yeah i think trees a furry

[ancient sapphire]

@plucky zenith

[plucky zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/tree-explosion-maple-gif-27302430

[ancient sapphire]

Can you confirm this?

[swift badge]

WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY TREE GIFS

[eager warren]

tre

[ancient sapphire]

Hi Sif

[plucky zenith]

I have a theme

[ancient sapphire]

Don't we all?

[eager warren]

https://tenor.com/view/isat-in-stars-and-time-siffrin-hello-gif-16182958204078689512

[ancient sapphire]

Tree is tree

Crispy has zoomies

I'm fucking crazy

Who else?

[ocean granite]

im an echo

[ancient sapphire]

Give us your wisdom

[ocean granite]

w a

[ancient sapphire]

"Oh fucking rat thing, life sucks ass"

Said every echo ever

[swift badge]

Nuh

[ocean granite]

ascends to karma -1

[swift badge]

Im a miros bird!

[plucky zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/таинственноедерево-мдроедерево-25-дерево-тебе25-gif-26895001

[swift badge]

[ancient sapphire]

Lmao

[swift badge]

CURSED

[ancient sapphire]

I love and hate that tree

[plucky zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/tree-gif-18289195

[ancient sapphire]

Tree privileges revoked

[night lily]

Rhinestones be like: nuh uh

[swift badge]

Im probably the resident youngest sibling of stories chat

[ancient sapphire]

Nuh uh

That's Cheese

You're the slightly older youngest sibling

[ocean granite]

be like rhinestones
ascends to karma -5

[swift badge]

Nuh

Cheese isnt as active

[ancient sapphire]

:(

Fine then

[ocean granite]

cheese gone moldy

[swift badge]

I know more of the storyers here better

[ancient sapphire]

I bestow upon thee, @swift badge, the title of Resident Youngest Sibling of Stories, with all provisions, expectations, duties and honours that come with it

[eager warren]

booo

[ocean granite]

congrats tommyinnit

[plucky zenith]

The youngest regular of stories chat ?

[eager warren]

Crispy cant drink

[ancient sapphire]

THE FICK ARE YOU BOOING ME FOR?

IM GIVING THEM A TITLE

[ocean granite]

WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME IM RIGHT

[eager warren]

we all know the craziest fanfictions come from those who had a bit too many Whiskys

[ancient sapphire]

I DONT JAVE A CHOICE IN THIS

[ancient sapphire]

Example?

[eager warren]

just wait until i drink some

[ancient sapphire]

[eager warren]

ill open up wattpad for maximum cursness and write something diabolical

[ocean granite]

[swift badge]

Yeah

[ancient sapphire]

[plucky zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/sing-singing-tree-happy-song-gif-8448575772809827924

[swift badge]

Wth

[eager warren]

i thought the tree was flexing

[plucky zenith]

Dancin tree

[ocean granite]

A I ⁉️

[plucky zenith]

Is it?

Lmao possibly

[swift badge]

Doesnt look ike it

Maybe

[ancient sapphire]

To you, @plucky zenith, I bestow upon thee the title of Most Actively Photosynthetic of Stories, with all the duties and expectations that come with such a duty

[plucky zenith]

I am under qualified for this role

[ancient sapphire]

You are the only one of us who can eat sunlight

Qualified enough for me

[plucky zenith]

[trim tartan]

This is true.

[ancient sapphire]

Hi Cele

[eager warren]

Damn, i better start doing something crazy if i want my own title

time to draw Rivulet Scottish

[ancient sapphire]

Idk just fuckin uh

[ancient sapphire]

Scottish Ruffles?

[eager warren]

idk how to draw scottish people-

[ancient sapphire]

Ehhhh just draw a person in a kilt or soemthing?

Idk

[ocean granite]

david tennant aaaa

[ancient sapphire]

Do we a resident Scotsman here?

[eager warren]

im really temoted to have SOS be Scottish just so i can have Rivulet and Saint communicate is Scottish Gailic while everyone else is really fukin confused

[eager warren]

im 25% scottish

[ancient sapphire]

Ehh good enough for me

[ocean granite]

SOS and Riv be speaking Sindarin 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

oh wait

sindy is based off of welsh

[eager warren]

now that i can [Slightly] Animate, i wanna have Void Worm and Saint fusion Dance into Sliver of Straw

because its technically Canon in the AU-

[ancient sapphire]

To thee, @eager warren, I bestow on you the title of Greatest Gjinka Artist of Stories, with all the duties of your title

I think it's Gjinka at least

[swift badge]

Gjinka

Fitting title

[eager warren]

[ancient sapphire]

Go forth, titled ones

Frolick about merrily

[eager warren]

i forgot that i had an entire year of my Arting Ark where i only did Humanising art-

not that any of it was good-

i just did it

[ancient sapphire]

So we have Tree, Siffrin, and Chrisoymas

[ancient sapphire]

I think it was good

Who else needs a title now?