#secret-stories-misc
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Can tell you, it is great.



¤We writers at our peak: Friction.¤

@swift badge take a look at this

Mesmo
Youre running out of time
Silent now or never silent again.
Make your choice.
what if i just left and rejoined the server 
can i edit peoples roles as aelper?
No only as staff
You can summon raven 
Yeah theyll probably do it
Like how we did for the impersonation thing
what if i just left the server and never rejoined 
mesmo no
Outer wilds?
mesmo we need you
Mesmo no
Mesmo-
mesmo
Mesmo you cant leave
mesmo its not worth it

Mesmo dont listen to the voices
mesmo dont leave
Mesmo


Cant
OT WAS A TYPO
IM SORRY
WHY
I FORGOT THE T

MESMO COME BACK
YOU JUST RUINED EVERYTHING
MESMO IM SORRY
Fun fact. You can ask a helper or staff member and they can permanently fix you to a level ranking role, such as batfly or monk, if you don’t want to level out of it 
@sly carbon
YOU CAN LEAVE
MESMO YOU DONT HAVE TO LEAEBV
@sly carbon
@sly carbon
Help


i identify



WHAT?
what?
GET THEM IN THERE
MESMOOOOOOIIOIIOOOI

Hello.
You can.
hmmm
@iron totem can you set @sly carbon to batfly forever? 
Hi
i don't actually need it lol 
You want batfly only?
I can give you no exp
Don't worry, you're not bothering me
illllll consider it
¤I gonna remove a cheese from yoy after this.¤

If you want no exp role, feel free to dm @glad marten and us sniffers will provide it 

Now I'll disappear for a tower defense game (I'm a normal difficulty kingdom rush player)

It brings back memories of td flash games
Now, I shall destroy the balloons with just a normal dart monkey

(dont click on this beads, outer wilds spoils)
Secret misc?!? 
it is secret?
its totally a secret 
Only few knows about the secret misc 
Turns out, I cannot achieve such succession 
We need a password for our speakeasy 
dumpter

putting this here cuz its kinda funny 
Not the Japanese 


You should be rhahahrharharhahrah
I forgor, that's you Crispy 



Another day another person i thought is my friend is actually not my friend

You are really "the red spy in the base" moment 
:saintboogie:

Now I'm gonna -
Disintegrated by the light
(College)
¤Read the first word as Moai.¤
the world will not hold me back from writing
¤The block:¤

nary

top secret stories thread 
green

¤Stories time by time:¤
haiku blast

i have no idea when i did this though
win
lovely
probably 9th or 10th grade??????
idk im stupid and cant rember
i still wrote about gay people lmao
You lost a long time ago.

What the fuck 
@limber hazel , literally me when I suggested an OC ship (which isn't existed yet)
Bandit and Stitches
Alright! Aside from the obvious, here are some "corrections" to make these chords "valid".
Probably.
I just don't care for the theory that much.
First one would probably go something more like B♭add9add13. Not sure if it's possible to just say add9add13.
Second is basically correct.
Not too sure if Jazz specifies inversions.
Third is, too.
Tried messing around a little. Interesting. This is surprisingly usable, though Am6 is pretty hard to play as a second inversion?
I can probably see something a bit toned down work...
I don't know! I'm a bit of a music nerd.
Also, if anyone would like to, please do correct me!
Toned down, modified a little.
I like Quincy, son of Quincy
Wait. I think I might have something, though I've modified it so much it doesn't even sound close to the original.
He's actually probably among my least favorite. Not because he's the "tutorial" hero or anything, I just like basically all other heroes better.
Any good recommend heroes? 👀
(Brb, gonna go buy dinner)
My personal favorite is probably Sauda.
Easily one of the strongest early game heroes, reliable once you get the Empowered Heroes Monkey Knowledge.
Even without, still reliable, just not as reliable.
She has basically all bloon types covered, aside from lead.
But lead isn't too hard, and it isn't like she can't later on.
Just that when she needs lead popping power, she doesn't have it without the ability.
But it shouldn't be too hard to get it without.
Other candidates are Ezili and Geraldo.
Ezili has a pretty weak early-game, but her late-game prowess is worth pushing through the rounds for.
Geraldo is Geraldo. He's fun to play around with.
Best value? Probably Ezili.
Should I buy the High Priestess? 👀
Adora is pretty good, though she isn't s good as people think she is.
She works with basically one strategy, though she works exceptionally well with it.
Super-buffed SAvatar spam.
The Priestess is great, though you will find similar problems with Ezili before reaching level 20.
Camo should be no problem with good planning.
Though my brain likes to go splat and not plan well.
I usually prefer a really strong early to mid-game hero that I can build a defense that just doesn't need a hero.
Not really possible on the harder maps, but whatever.
Most don't really need much of a defense, and usually Sauda and Apache Prime with some minimal support works.
I will point out that Adora does excel in these. Her leveling is slow, but advanced maps give better hero XP.
I'm still starting tho, I will let my tactical planning from Kingdom Rush to solve it out
Update 47 is out. 
The new Rosalia skin is nice, though I hate that she got a skin before my son Corvus.

There is no one that can outyap Crispy.
Tried Rosalia.
Uh, I can say that micro is as frustrating as ever.
She only requires micro in the early game. Past round 60, you can leave her on the laser and call it a day.
Now then, I know there's a game on Steam called "Creature Creator"
So far, it's the unofficial "Spore 2"
Oh?
Never really beat the Space Stage and I always found it...silly how much of a nuisance that was. But man was Galactic Adventures just fun to mess around with. Why can't we get more of that?
Space stage is awful and unfun
Unfortunately the good parts of spore are pretty much the creature creator and creature stage
And even then, creature stage is short and repetitive 
The creator admitted it was a passion project and made sure it was not related to Spore
Still, spore has a bit of magic to it I haven’t found elsewhere
That...kinda is how I feel about it also
The Wii game also was fun...shame I sold my copy of that
Never played that
I feel that the biggest issues with Space were the aggravation in generating money, the colonization, and the fact it just shifted away from everything else
Yes, the Tribal and Civilization stages were RTS as opposed to the Creature and Cell stages but they still were fun and you were guiding a species
Space felt like you were one guy just doing EVERYTHING for an empire that was just sitting there
But Galactic Adventures was fun...shame it was a pain to level captains up though and with servers down outside of EA accounts...
Still, you have to give Spore props for trying to be it's own thing. It may be a mess with too many ideas crammed into it...but it makes that mess its own
It’s simply not fun, due to a number of factors
Just a missed opportunity
I wish they had stuck with the evolution idea and made it primarily the creature simulation
Yeah I guess
Though...I did have fun with most of the other stages excluding Space. Though...that was like ten years ago so...
True, I haven’t played this game in ages, maybe it isn’t as bad (or good) as I remember 
Cell was basic, but it did feel like you were in a tiny world. Creature was probably a bit under baked
The best thing about it was always the creator
waaa hand hurtr


stories is rather yapless tonight


no need to apologize for that
can't be around all the time
sounds like you have a lot on your plate

i can yap but only when people explicitly ask for my stupid ass to ramble
Yeah, yapping subject required
Music. Go.
TETOOOOO
synthesizerv is so cool
theyre so versitile
good switching between the languages they were released for
teto go from japanese to english so good
make my brain make happy chemical
SORRY I WAS READING
Uhhh UHHH UMM
I like lots of music
But mostly rock and progrock
I got a car a few days ago
and a very good friend of mine - who has an absolutely absurd collection of music - hooked me up with a bunch of duplicate and unwanted CDs
Including part 2 of Pink floyd's the wall
which is one of my favorite albums
no part 1 unfortunately
Music makes driving actually enjoyable
I usually dislike driving but now I sing very poorly while driving around town
so yeah
I don't know if any of you listen to Yes (the band) but they're really good
I got a CD of Close to The Edge for chirstmas and I've listened to it 3 or 4 times. It never gets old
I would like to connect my Ipod to the stereo system in my car but I don't know if that's possible
I really hope it is because I have an absurd amount of songs on my Ipod
Listening to stuff as masterfully composed as Pink Floyd or Yes makes me want to make music really bad... unfortunately I am really bad at it lol
I'm gonna go back to writing now because no one else is yapping 
sorry i was drawing in mspaint
best place to draw
thanks
but i still need to beat piotr
but im hanging around in VA rn but i'll come when i have something server appropriate to yap about lmao
That makes it sound like you are talking about inappropriate stuff in VA. 
well
kinda? 
i mean
50% of the content
Really? I wouldn’t have thought it was not server appropriate.
When you read a book about theories of narrative for college and it’s literally all stuff you already know 
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Also, fun thing I found while researching 
Public domain 235 page book about fanfic
It's so awesome how small text files are
right here we have a 250ish page long document and it's less than 2 megabytes
You could buy a cheap thumbdrive, and with that single piece of tech, you would never run out of space for text
(like, for personal purposes)
((normal people things))
omg I cannot write on benadryl
It's either I write while wheezing and coughing like a chainsmoking version of walter white
or my brain turns to mush from antihistamines
I have literally been staring at my word doc for 40 minutes, skimming stuff I've already written instead of adding more and I haven't even noticed
On the bright side, I'm done outlining 15 out of 33 evidence board nodes
which doesn't sound like a lot but most of the remaining ones click into place pretty well considering the existing groundwork
anyways
eepy time
Ok I need you guys to lie and say that this one was funny. Please. Please just tell me it was funny
i feel that brotha. its the only allergy meds that work for me but they make me commit sleepy
Chat, I think I just witnessed an actual Gamer moment(tm) 
Never knew certain words could be used that way, wth.

LoL gamer? 
Bro turned a regular word into a slur through context. And he did it over Fortnite of all things.
And he said it so casually too, like 
Failed arting quota. Still gotta learn line art. Might make it up tomorrow?
Wait. not tomorrow. That's today.
sticke
I sadly have no more authority.
what the hell
My words are no longer command.
only your fault
I mean, they still can be when the subject is rulebreaking.
But I have failed my reputation.
I will now never attain Uncle/Auntie status.
Or maybe I will, I don’t know. I don’t really care to.
As long as it means not giving you money on Lunar New Year’s.
always to be original gangster
If I get Uncle status, I would have to give you money. As is tradition.
Sticke’s still around.
Sticke.
I have a question.
Where should you be?
How long of a hiatus do you want Crispy to take?
Exactly. Sleep.
Good night, Sticke.
humph
omf is on hiatus for everyone anyways
Sticke.
cheese is a lost cause
i gave up on her
let her do whatever she wants
its only bad for her
we warned her but she doesnt listen
ugh! i never loved cheesesticke
Indifference is the worst.
I SAW THAT
Incredibly loud incorrect buzzer.
Good night, Sticke.

Me? Flustered?
Good. I don’t get flustered.
does that mean i get something too? 
no its not
i am not amused

ugh
Neither am I.
you disgust me

I think I lost more braincells than I can count.
It is also partially your fault.
no
banned from VA,

blocked,

yeah
sleep bad

what
its back
anyways bybye
ITS BACK!
Sleep well.
i wont 
In exchange for my braincells and dignity.
i never sleep good
good!
Don’t be mean. Say it with me. /silly
humph
“Good night, Cheesesticke.”
Good job!
i am not some child
i hope you get uncomfortably warm in your sleep
/notsilly
/malicious
/hate
/anger
That you cuddling her?
Gay.
yes
Nuh
youll just havta wait till i send it in va

Do remember that conversation alluding to rule-breaking content is still rule-breaking content.
she isnt sorry.
youre right
i know
im not
i know
sogry 

Hello, you called?

theres no achillian sticker
:(
woah
oh my god
im using this
@gleaming valley lmao look what i found
wait
i should probably
wait
frick
you're not allowed to flirt in rw discord

i already broke that rule
i need to memorize pick up lines for VA
to mess with people

You also should let her sleep instead of pinging her back again 
it was a ping for the morning

i fail all of my tests 
sigh
lmao
Even in report card forgery?
mhm
You’re hopeless.

oh yeah
ive omniforged

Don’t act like you aren’t, either. /j /nsrs
only a hopeless romantic 
okay that probably isnt the best thing to say considering-
Sticke.
i got pinged
man…


Ah! You haven’t dealt with nihilism before, I see.

It makes no sense.
But that’s the beauty of it.
It doesn’t have to.
Why do I do things, if they amount to nothing?
Because I want to.
Because this instance of me wants to.
Because I choose to.
And I choose to believe in Cheesesticke.
Because I choose to believe that everyone can change.
Even the worst criminals. Even Sticke.
Do you understand?
Also, it is getting pretty late for you. Good night, Crispy.
Chat I finished disco elysium
...what the frick 
@open matrix @limpid ore congrats

eventually there'll be more blurple than ordinary folks
/j
The great takeover 
My theory is that the influx of helpers is to prepare for The Watcher.
Isn't this the last onboarding for a long while?
Well hey, im blue fella too
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Until after watcher, yeah
Hewo
Welcome to the Stapler team!

Often a complicated issue. Comes with experience
One whole screen is all blurple...
/j
Oh ye, I'm gonna read the fic 
Can't wait for the new Saint 
If everyone is a stapler, then no one is
Riiiiiight. 
The braincells have been devoured. 
She even has an A in flirting-with-Crispy-ery.
Congrats new staplers 

What’s a stapler?-
Who
hi cy 
HOW WHAT
when
WHEN WHAT
stowy helper
It’s a tool for attaching papers together with little bits of metal 
Finally, some useful information
Stories don’t have helpers
Stories has to get its shit together and do it itself!
No help!

I wish stories helpers were real… 
Anyway
You guys got any game recommendations
My autism needs to feed on a new hyper fixation before I start making a wattpad about ISAT and forget the one I’m currently doing
I’m telling you
I make a comic about something
And it WILL spiral into a fanfic about the game
It’s happened before!!
XCOM UFO defense (1993), with the openxcom quality of life/ modernization mod 
Not just with Rain World
But with Humanized Minecraft resources and Pokemon too
That has too many capital letters
Hurts my head
Real

SIGNALIS 

No your not
Your going to the Vents as Monk
Submerged super structure
Only 1 bubble weed
And it’s pre-DLC meaning you get less breath

My cats reinventing the wheel inbetween my legs while I’m trying to sleep
This sucks
Hello stories

Detonating

Detonation
Nuh uh
qhar
How do I politely tell my cat to fuck off
Pat their belly, they don't like that(usually)
I’ll try it
Update, she stole my lungs
terraria
revita
I keep having dreams of my human au we’re Rivulet is getting chased by a Red Centipede and then A green Lizard turns the corner, and it plays out like-
Green: “Back away from the wet mouse RC”
Red Centipede: “you wouldn’t slap your sisters girlfriend!”
Green: “your right, I won’t”
…
Green: “I’ll punch her out instead”
And Green proceeds to throw hands while Rivulet slithers away like an eel
its a very good time waster and i have over four hundred fifty hours in it
MINT PLAY SASASAAP
Now hang on~
Huh-
What kind of games? 
Gam
START AGAIN: A PROLOGUE

THAY WAS SPOILED FOR ME TOO
BRO

what kind 
STOP SOILING YOURSELF
GAME
if I can, I will!
It’s not my fault!!
I needed to go to the wiki to get character refs and I got distracted and read the lore
(i havent finish it yet
)
BRO
YOU ABSOLUTE FOOL
play yakuza 0 too
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY NEXT?? YOU READ ALL OF RAINWORLD INSTEAD OF PLAYING IT??
it made me cry but my chicken can be my real estate manager so its cool

Yassss

J/
RAHHHH
WHAT GENRE 
I DONT KNOW GAME GENRES!!!!!
Except racing games
You request me a racing game and ima pull a Siffrin
OKAY TELL ME WHAT DO YOU LIKE 
AAAAAAAĄAAAAAAS
OK
Um-
I like-
IDK
NOT RACING GAMRS
I have like 30-80 games in my steam library!!!
I can’t remember them all
1 million games:
Monster hunter
Noita
Risk of Rain 2
Caves of Qud
Dead Cells
Deep Rock Galactic
Grunn
Pizza Tower
Ultrakill
Okay but most liked??? 
DEAD CELLS RAHHHHHH
ARSEAEAELKCKANCIANNFJWJVJKSKGKS
AEAEAEAEAEAEAEAE


Rain World
In Stars and Time
Uuuhhhhh
….
Um-
Moncage
Inscyption
some more-
Okay no clue what to recommend 

yume nikki?
NOPE-
pony island is made by the same guy who made inscryption
uhhh
lemme look through my steam rq
I can handle Rain World
I can’t handle that-
outer wilds
ermmmmm
okay
games ive played and liked
needy streamer overload, outer wilds, noita, cotl, risk of rain 2, oneshot, and omori
now im gonna look at my friends steam cuz there some stuff there that hes played that i like
slay the princess looks cool, but i didnt watch him play thay
he clearly likes it
balatro
fairh
faith*
hi uncle epochs
and if youre into that buckshot roulette is pretty silly

@eager warren get back here
Fireee
Nuh uh
Sorry I dozed off
It’s 11:30
PM
yooooo, that was quick
gotta be responsible from now on
I never got past 2 boss cells 💀

The surveillance state grows…
it sure does
Same here
so be careful when you are going of topic in discussions from now on

Amany got
’d
Us? On topic?


I would never
Fun police 
(be careful)
Amany the outlaw
This is exactly like the novel one-thousand-nine hundred-and eighty-four by Gorgle Orgle 
Gorge Orgle 
Anyway, I wanna be clear about something.
I should've made a poll before closing this thread, that was a mistake on my behalf
Literally one-thousand-nine hundred-and eighty-four
Jorjor-well...
mistakes happen, i think noone blames you for that
Gorgle Orgle 
plus, now we have a cooler misc
i beat the queen 
and i got to the hotk twice before
hand of the king
third boss
and the queen is a dlc
final boss of one of them
Thanks for saying it. All is forgiven ❤️ we just wanted our opinions to be heard in regards to a community that is very important to us
Stories chatters are passionate 
Dead Cells?
Lore spoiler: || Least messy divorce||
From what I can tell, the main reason people were upset was the suddenness of it all and feeling ignored?
See, now that's something I understand (I watched the french animated series)
Can I get a TL;DR on this?
I was not here when this happened lol
Yes, that was my biggest issue. If the decision to axe threads misc was made after a poll and consideration, I’d have been more accepting of it
Waking up to see it gone without having the chance to give any input was too sudden 
Yeah, I mean, you did put the plan into motion quite rapidly i think 
I still love secret stories misc though 
Hi stories misc
Oh hi, congrats on story helper!
raven died 
Oh noe
thanks
Everyone dies sooner or later
Not me
I've lived for uncountable eons, I will not die today
kills you
That’s neat

Oxygen addicts when I tell them that it’s gonna kill them in 50 years:
That's neat but do you even own an airfrier?
doesn't work

Yes, actually
i tried my best guys
Ok but do you actually use it
Air fryer gang 
Unless there’s some sort of cycle binding us to existence 
house warning ||🏡 would they die faster if the tree is next to the house like this?||
Mhm

Who’s to say?
🤯
RAVENS BACK 
One cool theory I've seen is that when you die you are born as a different person.
So you're every person that ever has existed
I mean, if you’re of the interpretation that when someone is killed, they can never return to the original timeline, then there must be a timeline in Rain World where nobody has ever died
I think that's a pretty cool thought. Be nice to others
Damn, I’ve done some shitty things 
Then that means I’ve had my life ruined by myself, time to start a war ! /lh
Damn, I’ve done some awesome things 
damn, ive done 
wait i forgot the rest of the sentence
I'm evil 

lets go gambling! 
HELP
This thread was locked overnight after chat was asked if they felt it was necessary to have, given having two miscs is redundant/confusing for newbies. People in other time zones woke up to find it gone without having the opportunity to give input, so we had a tiny bit of an upset 
All resolved now, no worries
Misc has moved underground
why do i have a 2 minute video explaining color
Knowledges
this is where all of the classified info goes 
where the commoners cant find it 
why are there funky drum beats
idk i dont remember getting that 
WHY DO I HAVE AN 8 MINUTE VIDEO ON MY PJONE












