secret-stories-misc

[unkempt yew]

[unkempt yew]

Be me:
---> saw recommendation of animator
---> the one who made crossing path and the overseer
---> literal hype
---> watched the last pink lizard
---> whole 14 minutes of lizarding
---> as it ends, I have a tear on my eye

[night lily]

Congrats @iron totem on graduating from a trainee to the full fledged officer Overseer!

[hoary knot]

Raven is no longer Raven?!

[limpid ore]

the stapler's final form

[hoary knot]

(Congrats Raven, happy for you! )

[austere hawk]

ascension

[hoary knot]

https://tenor.com/view/gorb-gif-22280831

[unkempt yew]

We ascend with Gorb

[swift badge]

I finished my 6 hour competition!!!!

[night lily]

What competition?

[swift badge]

memorization competition

You memorize a block of text then test on it with your team

It’s a pretty big block though

Not sure how much words

Let me find out

It’s the Bible Kekek

[night lily]

6 hours tho?

[limpid ore]

my stupid ass dont remember what i did 20 minutes ago

i would fail smth like this

[swift badge]

Around 3k words

Word by word

Romans 4,5,6 and 1 Corinthians 4, 5, and 6 to be specific

[swift badge]

Yes the testing takes a really long time

It has 90 questions

There’s three ranking

They call 1st, 2nd, 3rd place

It’s not actually 1st 2nd third

More like rank 1 rank 2 rank 3

And only rank one can continue to the next testing

Anyways uh rank 1 yippee

But its only the first test

Have to keep the reputation up cause my team is known to be one of the best teams in the US

[long sky]

we believe in you crispy you can do it

[swift badge]

They want me to do it next year

But its gonna be so much harder for me

I’m going to explode

[long sky]

but it'll be easier cause you'll be even better at memorizing stuff

[swift badge]

No timeee

It takes a while to memorize

And ive already done three years grgrgr

If im taking more AP classes i have to drop it

[night lily]

Rank 1 congrats!

Do it if you want to do it Don't worry in their place, they could find the new generation if you don't want to do it anymore!

[swift badge]

But like

All my other friends are doing it

And my siblings are doing it

And i dont want to be on the sidelines while they’re…you know

[long sky]

well, your peers are probably facing the same struggle then

if you leave, you probably won't be alone

it depends on what you want to do

staying or not staying will probably both put you somewhere you'll be happy

[swift badge]

perhaps

Ill continue to think about it

[swift badge]

Trust the process 🙏

[plucky zenith]

Clouds

Wormy clouds

[swift badge]

LMAOOOOOO

[plucky zenith]

Are those not clouds?

[swift badge]

[plucky zenith]

Forgive meeeeeeeee

[swift badge]

Ive failed as an artist /jjjj

[plucky zenith]

Are they waves?

[swift badge]

[plucky zenith]

My eyes aren’t very good okay

[swift badge]

do you need glasses?

[plucky zenith]

Nah, I just hold my phone very far from my face

And the images are very small on my screen

[swift badge]

How far??? Like arms length?????

[plucky zenith]

There about

The light hurts my brain if I have it too close

And my eyes too

Poor eyes

[swift badge]

Trees have eyes?

[plucky zenith]

Always so overworked

don’t worry about it

Anyway, maybe I should just shut my eyes for a few hours to rest them

I’m thinking like 8 would do the trick

Maybe I can spend that time resting and sorting my memories and putting them in my longer term memory

[night lily]

👉 🛏️

[plucky zenith]

That sounds cool

[swift badge]

Sleeping is very cewl

[plucky zenith]

Who is sleep?

Never heard of her

Must not come around these parts

Anyway, I’m going to close my eyes for 8 hours

I’ll see you guys when I’m done with that

[swift badge]

Thats sleep

[unkempt yew]

Nah, that's just closing their eyes

Sleep is different

Sleep is meditation of the mind, harnessing both good and evil /silly /j

[swift badge]

[unkempt yew]

Also, gonna write for Cap's fic

[swift badge]

Lunar new year!!!!

Snake

[unkempt yew]

Stroy, pink skies (I think)

[iron totem]

Thanks

Fishface is my warrior cat name

#staff-warrior-cat-rp is not real

[iron totem]

Cool dragon

Your name sounds like a dark souls boss /lh

[unkempt yew]

Hmmm, should we make Fromsoft names, stroy?

[fringe anchor]

No longer green

[hoary knot]

Hello stories.

[unkempt yew]

[iron totem]

Hi frog!

[hoary knot]

How are you all?

[unkempt yew]

Doing art before sleep

[hoary knot]

Nice.

[unkempt yew]

Gonna draw the other two soon

[iron totem]

I beat minos prime

That was a really fun fight

Flesh prison sucks

[simple mango]

now p-rank it /j

[night lily]

I'm doing it chat

I'm building an iterator**

[iron totem]

Random gods in the background

[iron totem]

Plan to

[fringe anchor]

And epochs was never heard from again

[austere hawk]

Raven, why is your face so fish? Are you no longer a raven?

[iron totem]

When I became overseer I graduated from fishpaw and was awarded fishface as my warrior name

[austere hawk]

A proud and noble name. Congratulations

[iron totem]

Don't ask me why, suddenly several staff members started using warrior cat names

[dire jewel]

And one (1) normal member

[austere hawk]

I maintain that RW fandom is just warrior cats with sad robots

[iron totem]

What would your warrior name be ? /silly

[dire jewel]

I'm Largesun because I was a large kit and had large paws as an apprentice

[austere hawk]

what would my warrior name be

[iron totem]

bitingbanan

[austere hawk]

bananabite

[iron totem]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1127577485589086248/1330587128635068446/cyan-throw.gif

[austere hawk]

A raven adopted by the clans

neat

[iron totem]

Bloodclan

[dire jewel]

Rainclan

[iron totem]

I remember reading the first and second series, I think?

[austere hawk]

No, no, surely Raven is a kind and noble raven

[iron totem]

Been years

[austere hawk]

I read the first way back

[dire jewel]

I have never read a Warriors book in my life

[austere hawk]

It’s impressive how the fandom has spanned generations

[dire jewel]

Everything I know is from people's animations

[austere hawk]

I read it in middle school (early-mid 2000’s)

Remember it somewhat well, despite how long ago it was

[swift badge]

[plucky zenith]

The fish have multiplied

[hoary knot]

I would even say it sounds like a Marvel hero.

[iron totem]

Oh true

Moon knight?

[hoary knot]

Yep!

[iron totem]

I remember watching some episodes of the series

Pretty cool

[hoary knot]

The series is sooo good!

[plucky zenith]

[hoary knot]

One of my favourite.

Not as good as Loki but that’s unbeatable because there’s Tom Hiddleston.

[iron totem]

Loki good?

I love loki, he's funny and silly

[hoary knot]

Loki is amazing.

That ending broke me.

[swift badge]

[wraith bear]

#stories-discussion message unrelated, I love stupid misspellings of "sorry" like "sorgy" or "sogry"

[gleaming valley]

sogry

[iron totem]

Sowwy

[wraith bear]

srogry

[swift badge]

i apologize for my transgressions

[gleaming valley]

[wraith bear]

wait hold on

ahem

[swift badge]

It was a little funny

[gleaming valley]

man forgot you livin in the past

drymm

i see you

[swift badge]

You waste 3 hours smh

[scenic escarp]

No you don't

[gleaming valley]

SLY WHAT ARE YOU TYPING

[swift badge]

I get to go t bed late and sleep in

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

Sly rn ✍️ 🔥

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

Hey

Why middle finger

[gleaming valley]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[swift badge]

Kekekek

[gleaming valley]

i dont get to stay up late

[swift badge]

𝒾’𝓂 𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒶𝒸𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔

[wraith bear]

It is with great sincerity that I, the individual who has previously harmed and assaulted you via boxing glove, without any prior warning or consent, dearly apologize to you for the previously stated action. I wish that you forgive me wholly, and absolve me of my guilt.

[gleaming valley]

clipped

[long sky]

Waves...

[long sky]

More waves!

[swift badge]

Clouds…. - tree

[long sky]

Can you really expect a tree to tell the clouds from the waves

They only grow upwards, not to the sea

[swift badge]

Depends

Has tree seen both waves and clouds?

[long sky]

Hmmm

I don't know

The evidence suggests no

[swift badge]

Hm

He said he was a white oak

[night lily]

the rudimentary form of the Legs are finished. now gotta figure out how to design the exterior's surface details || ||

[balmy plume]

who is tree

[gleaming valley]

[balmy plume]

?????

[gleaming valley]

what game is that?

satisfactory?

[balmy plume]

unsatisfactory

[gleaming valley]

you cant be in stories without knowing who tree is

get out

[balmy plume]

i just got here smh

i have read zero stories

[fringe anchor]

That can change /silly /lh /nf

[balmy plume]

hi piotr

awww they said it first

[fringe anchor]

Yuh

[balmy plume]

prototype oneshot

[swift badge]

[swift badge]

I am very saddened by this revelation

Oh yeah i need a new name

[gleaming valley]

slivermoon fanatic

[swift badge]

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

I should change my PFP to slivermoon

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

[gleaming valley]

[fringe anchor]

THE SLIVERMOON IS REAL

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

[balmy plume]

explode :D

crispy new bio detected

congrats on your PHD

[swift badge]

I changed my bio like 3 days ago

RAHHHH

FRICK

I WAS ALMOST DONE SETTING UP MY PRONOUNS PAGE THEN I FORGOT TO SAVE

I WOKE UP AND IT WAS ALL GONE

[balmy plume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1329628404751798386/1332396647111725096/57px_monksilly_rivflabbergasted.gif

[dire jewel]

Mecore

[balmy plume]

I don't read people's bio regularly

[swift badge]

I do

[plucky zenith]

me

[gleaming valley]

[plucky zenith]

Hi

[gleaming valley]

TREE HI HELLO HAI HAI HEWWO HAI IM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUUU

anyways

[plucky zenith]

Anyway, how goes the storying chat

[gleaming valley]

still at 380 words

[swift badge]

/ref

[swift badge]

GET WORKING

NOW

[gleaming valley]

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

I guess im not drawing my NSH bugerator design today…

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

[hoary knot]

Best « sorry » spelling for real.

[dire jewel]

Hi stories-misc

[hoary knot]

Me accidentally throwing my explosive spear when I am trying to gift a pearl to a scav.

[dire jewel]

They should give me the ability to eat 20 gummy worms

[hoary knot]

[balmy plume]

wow a tree

[plucky zenith]

Correct

Anyway, you should go read some stories

They’re all really good

[balmy plume]

must draw tho

a picture is worth 1000 words

[plucky zenith]

But what about 2000 words?

[balmy plume]

2 pictur

[plucky zenith]

Preposterous

[charred anvil]

st helens…..?

[ocean void]

what

[wraith bear]

lookie what I made

[limpid ore]

[wraith bear]

oh i should probably explain what it is

okay so

it uses a file type called .bucket which is really just a text file

but it takes multiple files and just smushes them together into a singular .bucket file

then you can uncomposite bucket files into their individual files in the same program

its not like a .zip where it compresses them, it just combines them

[limpid ore]

hmm i see

[magic nexus]

chapter 13 posted after a short 2 week break

[unkempt yew]

I'm gonna buy a new phone

[swift badge]

[unkempt yew]

Crispy, teach lighting

[swift badge]

Art?

[unkempt yew]

[swift badge]

Uh

Cover the whole thing in shadow multiply layer

Erase where light hits the surface

dont use another separate lighting layer unless you want a glow effect OR theres a specific lighting color you want

Or else it’ll make the piece look muddy

Especially when the figure is outside in the full sun

[unkempt yew]

Wait, never use lighting layer unless glowing purposes?

[swift badge]

Don’t do what stupid past me did (1)
Do what stupid present me does (2)

[swift badge]

Ye

Crow has no lighting layer

Just shadow

‘It’s natural color that you originally colored with is the lighting

Because light doesnt add anything

It just reveals things in the darkness

[unkempt yew]

[swift badge]

Thats unless you want glow

Glow/brightness = another layer (i use add)

Moonie doesnt have ANY lighting or shadow layers

[unkempt yew]

I got a lot to learn

[swift badge]

So do i

But that makes it fun, no?

Lots of things to continue to explore

[unkempt yew]

:slugheadnod:

I really do like making new things

[iron totem]

Only the most serious business goes on in staff chat /silly

I got perm to share this

[lapis oak]

staff warrior cats rp is NOT REAL

we just named ourselves warrior names for UNRELATED REASONS

[trim tartan]

Oh yeah?

[iron totem]

Fire art

[trim tartan]

Watch me rise to Staff to debunk this, staff-furry-rp and more, later today at 19:00!

[scenic escarp]

Or strong lighting, like backlight

But also I am a filthy advocate for 120495 lighting layers

[trim tartan]

I myself am an advocate for the billion useless sketches.

I did all this, and somehow, I think the proportions are still wonky.

Head needs to be a bit smaller.

Also probably a bit thinner.

Good work, team. We fucked up.

[open matrix]

yooooooo

anatomy is anatoming!

looks good to me honestly

the angle isnt easy and yet it still i have no complains i can think of, good job

[trim tartan]

There’s still a second person to draw.

My two favorite gays, to be honest.

[trim tartan]

You see, it’s the damn colorful lines.

Tricks you into thinking it’s all good.

[open matrix]

if it looks good to me i will call it good

they probably are helping but whats wrong with that?

[trim tartan]

Alright. Let’s see…

I’ll, uh, check with Drymm?

[open matrix]

anyone that isnt me would be better, i dont have the faintest clue about anatomy

[lime ingot]

Anatomy? What's that?

First time hearing such a silly word

[night lily]

iterator is coming along
( help, one wall isnt even finish yet and i have 3 more and then the underhangs and then the interior )

[fringe anchor]

What's it even gonna be making?

[night lily]

Im planning to build plutonium powerplants in there (need a lot of water so that'd be appropriate ) and also converting plutonium waste into fisconium fuel cells (and burn that too)

That'd justified using so much space i think

[fringe anchor]

"Justified"

[unkempt yew]

Inv if meeting another OC

[lime ingot]

Cannibalism my favorite

[unkempt yew]

[lime ingot]

I am sure Inv tastes like chicken with battery acid

[unkempt yew]

If it's chicken, then Apex would eat the chicken with no hesitation

[lime ingot]

It is filled with battery acid tho

[unkempt yew]

And?

We're talking Apex here

[lime ingot]

Welp can't argue with that

[unkempt yew]

Also, how's art, Fred?

[night lily]

ah, seems like I have to cut down a lot of ambition in my iterator project a lot seems like I already put in too much exterior details the area stutters like crazy without any actual machines yet

[lime ingot]

Will have time to do shading on Wednesday

So it should be done sometime on Wednesday

[unkempt yew]

It's a sloggers

[lime ingot]

Saturday max

[fringe anchor]

The spirit of the beltnado approves

[limpid ore]

Hewo

[hoary knot]

UwU

[iron totem]

Hi stories

P-ranked P-1 in ultrakill, the second hardest level

@simple mango It's been done

[hoary knot]

Good job!

[iron totem]

Didn't think I'd like this game this much

Strong recommendation but it's a bit hectic and violent

[hoary knot]

Ultrakill, right?

[iron totem]

Mhm

I love ultrakill layer 7 (violence)

||It's so tragic||

[hoary knot]

It’s not my kind of game, I’m generally not a fan of shooters or gore in general.

[iron totem]

Fair

Same

I don't like violent games so it's kinda weird I enjoy ultrakill.

[hoary knot]

Lol.

[night lily]

probably good enough progress for today
next i'll probably switch it up and build the actual factories instead of adding details

[topaz egret]

h

[austere hawk]

damn this is looking so good???

what game is this?

[night lily]

Satisfactory

[austere hawk]

I've been eyeing that game

I don't need another addiction atm though

[night lily]

its a time sink kind of game yeah

[fringe anchor]

Fortulately, there is a suitable alternative! Now, tell me, have you ever heard of facto- /j

[eager warren]

Just realised I have 4 art projects currently working on
I have The Wattpad, the comics, the Expidition Posters
And now silly ISAT doodles

Is this a stage every artists goes through?
Did I level up to the next stage?

[hoary knot]

Nah, that’s just the ADHD.

[eager warren]

Close enough

https://tenor.com/view/omori-in-stars-and-time-isat-siffrin-mental-health-gif-15595214405920631127

[hoary knot]

[gleaming valley]

[fringe anchor]

Hi cheesesticke

[gleaming valley]

[fringe anchor]

Good news: the hardware works
Bad news: still gotta set up port forwarding and out of home for a while

[gleaming valley]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313719911404929035/1329668513014480968/GIF_20250116_175725_627.gif

[edgy scroll]

Getting a little wild with the panini press for lunch today

[gleaming valley]

the cheese is escaping

[plucky zenith]

Someone catch that cheese

[gleaming valley]

🧀

[plucky zenith]

[gleaming valley]

cheese aquired

[edgy scroll]

🧀

[gleaming valley]

[plucky zenith]

[gleaming valley]

[austere hawk]

I want a panini

[iron totem]

Hi stories. I beat the hardest level in ultrakill.

[hoary knot]

Put the cheese in a poutine.

[plucky zenith]

Hello chat

Exam went horribly for everyone

[iron totem]

Aww

[plucky zenith]

It might get curved though

[iron totem]

Maybe

[plucky zenith]

[meager moat]

My favorite part of the concept of a curve, is that if everyone gets a zero, it's curved to a 100

[plucky zenith]

I’ve got an idea class

[swift badge]

[meager moat]

Reminds me of how my teacher (suggested) that if we score as low as possible on a beginning of the year assessment then did well on
The end of year one, then it would look better than if we just scores highly both times

[plucky zenith]

corruption

[meager moat]

We're metagaming

[simple mango]

nice

[iron totem]

My teacher deliberately lowered our grades by one "to motivate us to work hard"

So even if you got 100/100, still a B for you, mate

[meager moat]

Thats.... how is that legal?!

[plucky zenith]

That doesn’t seems fair

[iron totem]

Don't think it's legal but

He said it straight up in class as well

[plucky zenith]

You should have definitely talked to someone in admin

[meager moat]

It might be(have been) a good idea to speak to someone about this

[iron totem]

I mean, by the end we ended up getting the grade we were supposed to get so it all ended up well, I suppose

A bit silly in hindsight

[iron totem]

It's been a good amount of years

[plucky zenith]

Someone definitely talked to admin

[iron totem]

Nono

He said he would give us the degree we deserve at the end. However, every assignment and test in the middle would be graded 1 degree lower

Honestly quite pointless

[plucky zenith]

Weird

[meager moat]

Very pointless, at least from a technical view

He did state his point "to motivate us to work harder"

[charred anvil]

i was just assuming since you said mining town that you lived in one of the more impactful mining towns and that was the first one i could think of

good guess in my opinion!

[slate crypt]

¤Sometimes that's how it goes when we write.¤

[swift badge]

Very inspiring

[trim tartan]

Dibs on last!

[iron totem]

Locking this thread as

1. Having 2 misc channels is a little unnecessary and might be confusing to newcomers.
2. People don't seem strongly opposed to it.

The new misc thread for off-topic conversations and non-rw stories is #1268412914671423538 .

[glossy dagger]

reopened cause ya’ll are the GOATS 🐐 🐐

[meager moat]

Oh cool

[meager moat]

Dibs on first on the grand reopening

[limpid ore]

[scenic escarp]

[glossy dagger]

secret-stories-misc

first rule about this channel

we dont talk about secret stories misc

[dire jewel]

True !

[edgy scroll]

you’re actually the goat for this jam

[limpid ore]

praise be the captain of silly

dumpter blast

[edgy scroll]

[austere hawk]

stories miscccc

[edgy scroll]

Now to go back to barely ever using it

All is right with the world

[austere hawk]

speak for yourself I use it all the time

[limpid ore]

[hoary knot]

[limpid ore]

seqwet

[gleaming valley]

this place is no longer

[swift badge]

Stories misc going through its tiktok era 🙏

[ocean void]

looks

[gleaming valley]

STOPP

[ocean void]

secret stories misc for all our secret evil stories

[fringe anchor]

The death of #1201575109677285436 was... greatly exagarrated

[gleaming valley]

now we truly have the misc and the misc

[ocean void]

This makes me want to talk about that rw warriors au thing I made.. but no.. not until I learn to stop being stupid /nsrs

NOT seven red suns

[fringe anchor]

The and the

[dire jewel]

I'm the embodiment of free will

You all pay for your will

[ocean void]

I'm the embodiment of uh. uhh. not knowing what I'm the embodiment of

[dire jewel]

Your death will be honorable

[swift badge]

YO

LEVEL 49

LETS GO

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

JUST ONE MORE LEVEL

[gleaming valley]

so close

[swift badge]

[gleaming valley]

and then youll just need 50 more

[swift badge]

[gleaming valley]

i need to step up my yapping

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

Aw thats cute

[fringe anchor]

I'LL BE FIRST I'LL BE FIRST I'LL BE FIRST

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

What lvlare you

[gleaming valley]

lvlare

[swift badge]

You think you can beat me

[fringe anchor]

49

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

[gleaming valley]

gotta start yapping crispy

[swift badge]

Since when

Bro

[fringe anchor]

Since the 30th of january

[swift badge]

YOURS IS AT ANY MOMENT

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

I CANY BEAT YOU

[ocean void]

Reminded me I need to fix some things and send that to my friend hold on

[fringe anchor]

Incoming ban /j /silly /lh

[ocean void]

Friends

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

IT TAKES 4 DAYS AVERAGE TO LVL UP

HOW

I ALREADY YAP CONSTANTLY

I CANT BEAT YOU

[gleaming valley]

[gleaming valley]

YES YOU CAN

JUST

i dinno

[swift badge]

YOU HAVE RUINED MY DAY

PIOTRRRR

[fringe anchor]

EMPLOY THE 24/7 YAP

[gleaming valley]

your place got banished so you cant yap there

[swift badge]

I ALREADY DO

[fringe anchor]

wait maybe we should stop talking in caps

[swift badge]

IM PANIKING

[swift badge]

fr

Theyre schemeing against me

Im stressed rn

[gleaming valley]

okay

just

either

can you like

[swift badge]

[gleaming valley]

make another channel

[swift badge]

Wdym

No

[gleaming valley]

wait i never knew this existed this is great

[swift badge]

Piotr ruined my good day

[gleaming valley]

this has to be the most calm stress ive seen

[gleaming valley]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/313719911404929035/1329668513014480968/GIF_20250116_175725_627.gif

[swift badge]

Piotrs making me pull my hair out

Its okay

Its fine

[limpid ore]

[swift badge]

Cheesesticke art makes me feel better

Piotr

Check how many points

[gleaming valley]

you have hair?

wait

wheres windeyebrow

WHERES WINDEYEBROW

WHERES SUNSDEVIOUS

BRO

NOT AGAIN

[limpid ore]

boost yoinked

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

BRO

NOOOO

[limpid ore]

sorry i got hungy

[gleaming valley]

AEAEKAKENCOSNCOWMD

[edgy scroll]

I love stories-yapchat

[gleaming valley]

[fringe anchor]

:sunsdevious: <-

Wait what

[gleaming valley]

WE LOST A BOOST AGAIN

THIS IS LIKE THE FOURTH TIME ITS HAPPENED THIS WEEK

[fringe anchor]

[gleaming valley]

the itty emotes

we lost a boost so sunsdevious and windeyebrow is gone

[limpid ore]

@swift badge send the crunchy sunsdevious

[fringe anchor]

[gleaming valley]

crispy stole it from me smh my head

[limpid ore]

[ocean void]

Guys how this-is-cringe-and-stupid-I-shouldn't-do-this is a warriors rw au

[limpid ore]

i have no idea what that is so idk

[austere hawk]

huh?

oh

someone else is writing one too c:

I think it's a fun idea

[edgy scroll]

No more so than writing fanfic in general
If you’re gonna get hung up “this is cringe”, then… you’ve kinda already jumped the shark, I’m afraid

[austere hawk]

so real

we're all cringe ff writers... embrace it

[limpid ore]

me when targetverse:

[edgy scroll]

I am so ready for the RW targetverse

[dire jewel]

I'm cringe and weird ✅ (factual)

[ocean void]

Darn

[austere hawk]

[edgy scroll]

No going back then, right? So you just gotta write it anyways

[limpid ore]

id say the first entry is like 2/3 done so

[limber latch]

[edgy scroll]

[austere hawk]

[limpid ore]

i just have to have hunter eat at a cafe and then he goes to target

[eager warren]

Wait
If this is the secret devious misc chat
Then I can finally talk about how Feral Long legs are and how the Rot slowly numbs their nervous system except for their pain receptors and their Hearing as it slowly roots itself into the inspectors body like a fungus or an ant-

https://tenor.com/view/omori-in-stars-and-time-isat-siffrin-mental-health-gif-15595214405920631127

[edgy scroll]

Perhaps
(Server rules do still apply here, secret or no )

[eager warren]

Oh darn

Welp

Time to get banned
[But in a cool way]

I wanna do a wittle poster
An itty bitty side project where I have the Inspector Timeline and all the designs I have for them
Starts as
Normal Inspector, Expiremnted Inspected, Prime Long Legs, Mother Long Legs, Daddy Long Legs, Brother Long Legs,Void Long Legs, Ascended Inscpector

BUT

I’m kinda already doing the Expidition posters

So booo

Atleast you guys get to see the Vulture Mafia again

[swift badge]

Chat

Im back

Instead of paying attention in ap hug i was thinking about texts rates

If piotr has 2k points rn

And you need 15k to get to hunter

I have 150 rn

And ive been 49 for an hour

Piotr had 49 since jan 30

Which is approx 5 days

Which means he gets 2k per 5 days

Meaning it take him 10 more days

[fringe anchor]

Is this really that important for ya?

[swift badge]

Since

[swift badge]

YES

YOU CHALLENGED ME

IM STRESSING

[fringe anchor]

Uhh the math ain't mathing???

[swift badge]

wait

No

2k you need 15k

Rate of 7.5

5 x 7.5

37

Or smth

37 days?

Compare with my rate

[limpid ore]

i trust tall more than i trust me. i cant math good unless for specific video games

[swift badge]

Atp i have 200 points we can say

200 x 2/24 of a day

200 x 1/12

So in 2 hours i get 200 messages

1 hour 100 poonts

[fringe anchor]

I think this assumes a flawed model where you yap 24 hours a day

[swift badge]

Points

[swift badge]

Yeah

So

I dont yap 10 hours give or take

Meaning

2/14 =200 points

1/7 = 200 points

For a total day

200 x 7

1400 points a day

And then i need 15k

So 15k/1.5k give or take

10 days

?

Okay so i can beat piotr

If he doesnt like

If he continues his rate

[fringe anchor]

God wouldn't it be funny if you still had the no exp role

[swift badge]

Okay chat

I wanna yalk about fruits

Specifically

Fruit bowl thingy

Or like fruit in dessert

Like yoghurt

Ahem

Firstly

I dont have anything against melons

Melons are great

BUT THEY PUT TOO MUCH MELONS

MELONS CONSTITUTE 90% OF MY FRUIT BOWL

[fringe anchor]

Wow you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel here, huh? /j /silly /lh

[swift badge]

no i was thinking about it

[limpid ore]

watermelon or honeydew?

[swift badge]

Rahhhg

[swift badge]

BOTH

ANY MELON

CANTALOPE TOO

[dire jewel]

I’m a fruit

[swift badge]

[limpid ore]

watermelons are hard to find tasty when i didnt grow it myself

[swift badge]

I need more strawberries abd blueberrires and grapes

NOT MELON

[limpid ore]

real

[swift badge]

AUGH

[limpid ore]

also NOT green grapes

[swift badge]

i can only eat SO MUCH MELON

[swift badge]

WDYM?

[fringe anchor]

Watermelon tho

[swift badge]

Green grapes are fire

[swift badge]

I dont like watermelon

[limpid ore]

yucky

[swift badge]

No

Tasty

Very tasty frozen

Frozen green grapes

Yummers

[gleaming valley]

what the fuck did i come back do

[limpid ore]

though i do like whatever grape comes peeled in my fruit cocktail can

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

SWEAR

[swift badge]

no

Watermelon is like

Not good

Too water

Id rather eat cucumber

[gleaming valley]

[fringe anchor]

Crispy taking getting to hunter very seriously

[scenic escarp]

Cantaloupe makes my mouth itch

[limpid ore]

its extremely hard to find yummy sweet ones where i am. watermelon from grocery store yucky

[gleaming valley]

why am i in the cg5 server

[fringe anchor]

[swift badge]

Cucumber better watermelon

Crunchy

[gleaming valley]

asverage crispy behavior

[swift badge]

Green

Water

Yummy

[fringe anchor]

You are actually so wrong

[gleaming valley]

[fringe anchor]

Cringe and biased

[swift badge]

No

[gleaming valley]

crispy

[fringe anchor]

Vs my based and factual opinion

[swift badge]

Wth

[limpid ore]

i dont like plain cucumbers but i enjoy sweet bread and butter pickle slices

[swift badge]

Cucumber is BETTER

iDK WHAT CHAT IS ON

[fringe anchor]

Wrong

[swift badge]

NO

[austere hawk]

watermelon is one of my favorite fruits

[fringe anchor]

Cucumber tastes like WATER

[gleaming valley]

i knew you were picky but i didnt think you were this picky

[swift badge]

SO DOES WATERMELON

[swift badge]

[fringe anchor]

While watermelon is water but sweet

[gleaming valley]

NO IT DOESNT BRO

[limpid ore]

watermelons can be SO sweet but unfortunately theyre so water 90% of the time

[austere hawk]

watermelon has flavor

[swift badge]

NO

[austere hawk]

have you just had bad watermelon?

[swift badge]

WATERMELON FLAVOR IS NOT WORTH IT

[austere hawk]

[gleaming valley]

WATERMELON DOESNT TASTE LIKE PLAIN WATER

[fringe anchor]

Finally somebody sensible /silly /lh

[gleaming valley]

YES IT WAS

[swift badge]

i lived in fresno ive had very good fruit

[gleaming valley]

YES IT IS

WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT

[swift badge]

ITS NOT

NO

[gleaming valley]

[limpid ore]

us vs crispy: watermelon debate

[fringe anchor]

Okay tone it down, fellas

[swift badge]

WATERMELON BAD

[gleaming valley]

blocking you

[austere hawk]

watermelon definitely has flavor...

[swift badge]

NO

[austere hawk]

unless it's a shitty watermelon

[swift badge]

it does but it isnt good

Sometimes yeah

[gleaming valley]

finally

[swift badge]

But like

[austere hawk]

[swift badge]

The texture is so weird

Either its crunchy and has no flavor

[austere hawk]

I like watermelon, it's one of the best fruits

[swift badge]

Or its mushy and has flavor

[limpid ore]

is it weird that i prefer wild blackberries instead of store ones

[swift badge]

Watermelon bad

[austere hawk]

watermelon candy is similarly one of the best candy flavors

[limpid ore]

🗣️ facts

[fringe anchor]

To quote a friend:

[gleaming valley]

i feel like artifical watermelon can either be a hit or miss

[swift badge]

EW

[limpid ore]

yar

[swift badge]

yall disgust me

[limpid ore]

i also dont like strawberries from the store because theyre sour

[fringe anchor]

The feeling is mutual /j /silly /lh

[austere hawk]

watermelon that's underripe tastes exactly like cucumber btw

[gleaming valley]

[limpid ore]

i liked the ones i got from markets in cali

[swift badge]

No its sour

[gleaming valley]

im deleting the crispy pat emote as well

[swift badge]

My messages arent loading

[fringe anchor]

Okay misc please don't have a meltdown while i go take a shower

[gleaming valley]

yeah whats going on

[swift badge]

Chat

Cucumber is based

[austere hawk]

I've never had sour watermelon, just bland watermelon

[swift badge]

Yall slacking

[gleaming valley]

[lofty echo]

Died but live again

[long sky]

Cucumber is the worst fruit possible and I mean that with my whole soul

[limpid ore]

cucumber yucky

[austere hawk]

watermelon cucumber salad

[swift badge]

[limpid ore]

cucumbers were designed solely for picke

[swift badge]

Im in the verge of tears chat

[knotty sierra]

wait it's a fruit?

[austere hawk]

I enjoy all the foods best way to live

[limpid ore]

picle

pickle

[scenic escarp]

Cucumber good with roast beef in sandwich though

[swift badge]

Chat have you ever had cucumber kimchi

[austere hawk]

melons and cucumbers are closely related

[long sky]

Cucumber is not a food but a punishment, my pallet remains untarnished

[limpid ore]

typically most fruits have seeds on the inside so yes

[austere hawk]

yes amazing delicious

I make it sometimes

[swift badge]

Yall are ignorant

[long sky]

Cucumber kimchi is relish

[knotty sierra]

Pan-fried cucumbers are delicious. Some of y'all are wild.

[limpid ore]

have yall seen a cashew apple before

[swift badge]

Fr?

[scenic escarp]

Okay, ketchup is pasta sauce

[austere hawk]

hate you for this

[swift badge]

Excuse me?

[long sky]

I'll concede your point

[austere hawk]

/j

[limpid ore]

they make cashews look like noses

[austere hawk]

cereal with milk is soup

hotdogs are a sandwich

[gleaming valley]

ive never had kimchi

[limpid ore]

hotdog is taco

[swift badge]

Missibg out

[austere hawk]

kimchi good, spicy tasty

[long sky]

I'd argue that it's a pasta stew

[scenic escarp]

That reminds me I actually can make hotdogs, I should

[austere hawk]

stews require heat

no cold stews

cold soups though? yes

[long sky]

Ooh you're right

[gleaming valley]

ive wanted to try it but no have make

[scenic escarp]

Goodbye chat, time to make foods

[swift badge]

Ah

[limpid ore]

i cant handle spicy actually (part of reason for recent hospital thing) so i dont get to eat kimchi

[long sky]

Food making time of day

[austere hawk]

mmmmMMM

[gleaming valley]

bread

[austere hawk]

I should make some sourdough

[limpid ore]

bread

i should make more gatorade bread soon

[austere hawk]

those are beautiful beads

I did just get some more bread flour

though I was planning on making milk bread, not sourdough

[long sky]

Ooh

Well sourdough sort of multiples, you could do both

[austere hawk]

I can only eat so much brebb, I am small

[long sky]

So sad, limited bre bd

[austere hawk]

100lb banan can't finish a loaf by herself

but that's what roomies are for

[limpid ore]

i could

om nom

[austere hawk]

I could in a couple days if I ate nothing else, I suppose

[limpid ore]

id put peanut butter and cheese on it

[austere hawk]

I like brie and ham

on sourdough

with butter and honey... yum

[swift badge]

Chat is making me hubger

[limpid ore]

eat cheese and peanut butter on crackers

[plucky zenith]

Misc returns

[swift badge]

[simple mango]

real!!!

never let the newcomers know about this /j

[scenic escarp]

We have Costco hotdog at home

@limpid ore You win this round of food, I could not find the mustard

[limpid ore]

yaay

is that from one of them packs of hotdogs that turns the water pink

[edgy scroll]

That dog needs some shredded cheese if ya ask me

[scenic escarp]

Nah, just made the water slightly oily

[edgy scroll]

I like hot dogs a lot, even if my objective brain knows they’re gross and bad for me and don’t generally taste amazing
I don’t know, I just like em

[limpid ore]

these shits make pink hotdog water

[edgy scroll]

Best part of cooking the hot dogs is getting to drink the soup after

[knotty sierra]

what

[limpid ore]

banished to genderal

[edgy scroll]

harsh but fair

[swift badge]

What

[limpid ore]

the great foodchat crime

[swift badge]

Cy

[edgy scroll]

I’m sorry
Sleep deprivation makes me a lil silly

[limpid ore]

you must repent by writing about saxaphone (silly)

[edgy scroll]

Which pup is that again?

[limpid ore]

my mint colored pup from my first exposure to the sunlit trail stuff before the last 3 regions and the seer slugcar was added

very chill experience and i kept throwing her at pebbles

[edgy scroll]

Who was raising her?

[limpid ore]

survivor

[long sky]

I'm giving outer wilds a shot, I've heard it mentioned here so much

[limpid ore]

ive forgotten what that is

[long sky]

I couldn't tell you much about it so far

I'm in space I think

Oh shit it's an annapurna game

[fringe anchor]

close the damn thing, oh my god /lh

[limpid ore]

the thing behind stray?

[edgy scroll]

I keep getting it recommended to me… someday, when I have the time and energy for a new game

[long sky]

I'll keep you updated on if it's worth it

[plucky zenith]

[austere hawk]

yooooo ow is so good

I hope you have fun

[glossy dagger]

merciful heavens

[limpid ore]

graham crackers and milk is a based snack choice

[edgy scroll]

The two things smooth out the weaknesses of eachother, leaving only the strengths

[limpid ore]

instead of cookie: yummy graham cracker

cookies are good but i like soft ones without milk

[swift badge]

@gleaming valley @sly carbon

Sigh

Wait for it

[long sky]

[scenic escarp]

It couldn't

[fringe anchor]

Cooking fail

[scenic escarp]

Cheap hotdog bun moment

[limpid ore]

sadge

[scenic escarp]

Thankfully I have these things called hands-

[limpid ore]

wonderbread hotdog buns are real yummy

[fringe anchor]

[wraith bear]

the SECRET UNDERGROUND STORIES MISC

[gleaming valley]

annapurna mention

same people who published outer wilds

OH WAIT