secret-stories-misc

[gleaming valley]

sh_b01

its a little hard with how zoomed in it is tho

ir

[hoary knot]

Bet!

[gleaming valley]

or

[eager warren]

Timers over

[gleaming valley]

sh_c01

bro my internet

there we go

[eager warren]

[gleaming valley]

[gleaming valley]

i was about to say “room next to the scav place” but then i remembered i had to get the code name

[hoary knot]

My favourite kind of donut.

[eager warren]

Only reason i have that screenshot was because my friend needed me to say the Region name of all the images in the RW Trailer, and i might of gone over board and got every single room name as well for them

[gleaming valley]

wait i want more screenies

this is fun

[limpid ore]

we will get along very nicely

i can feel it

[hoary knot]

Have you read part 9?

[eager warren]

You’ll have to wait til tomorrow

Cuz I’m being told to have an early night to night

[gleaming valley]

[eager warren]

Can’t believe I have to go to bed at 10 instead of 2 like I normally do

[hoary knot]

[gleaming valley]

[eager warren]

[hoary knot]

Just don’t sleep then.

[gleaming valley]

crispys gonna find out if they dont

[eager warren]

I guess I can go on a tangent on My Iterator OC until the sleep police tackle me

[hoary knot]

Become part of the rebellion! DOWN WITH THE TYRANNY OF THE SLEEP POLICE!

[gleaming valley]

[unkempt yew]

10 pm?

[limpid ore]

[eager warren]

Yea

[gleaming valley]

MINT

[unkempt yew]

[gleaming valley]

ITS SO OVER FOR YOU

[hoary knot]

Imagine not using the 24 hours system.

[unkempt yew]

Fellow night timer

[eager warren]

YOULL NEBER TAKE ME ALIVE

[limpid ore]

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

[eager warren]

RAT BOMBS GO

[hoary knot]

[eager warren]

https://tenor.com/view/powerpuff-girls-hamster-gif-12944509259438973023

[gleaming valley]

my phone doesnt use 24 hours but my discord does since its in japanese

[limpid ore]

[hoary knot]

[unkempt yew]

You at 10 pm, nearly 11?

[eager warren]

Ye

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-cat-falling-over-surface-that-makes-you-fall-over-if-you-so-much-as-touch-it-stinkbugs11-gif-1432057212288939431

[unkempt yew]

Another night timer

[gleaming valley]

you two already had this interaction

[unkempt yew]

It's 10:45 pm here

:saintboogie:

You got a pass

NASPF is not corrupt

[gleaming valley]

[dire jewel]

I'm redoing my Toyhouse profile (again

[unkempt yew]

[dire jewel]

https://toyhou.se/30895979.f2u-outlined-pixels
Here's the code template

[limpid ore]

[unkempt yew]

Idk how to draw expression

[eager warren]

Anyway~
Iterator rant!

Reflorished Troubles was built back when the ainchents still slightly cared for the environment, so half of the top of their structure was a nature reserve, a karma gate separating the city and flora, of course when Slugcats are vibing around, this Karma gate is actually disabled personally by RT, since Scavengers needed food so they unlocked the gate for them to access all the plants

[unkempt yew]

[hoary knot]

Now I want to write about an iterator who made their structure into a nature park.

[magic nexus]

iterator coaster tycoon

[eager warren]

RTs city too changes in Slugcat campaigns, In Spearmasters, everything is nicely packed and in the boundaries, In Artificers, most of the plants are going through their Winter Cycle, just to make Artificers campaign not as colorful, In Hunters, gourmands and Survivors, the plant life is creeping into the city, with a few passages closed off due to overgrown trees, but also new bridges due to roots growing. Monks is relatively the same except the plants are flowering. In Rivulets, the Forrest constantly suffers a soft mist, slowing most aquatic creatures to exist. And in Saints, the plant life as almost fully taken over the city, a few buildings half collapsed, suspended by bones and roots

[eager warren]

Since RT actually interacts with the Scavs in their City, some when inside their structure, you might see a Scav floating around
You might even see a funny moment where a Scav tries to hit you, misses, hits a neuron fly, and gets murdered by an inspector

[hoary knot]

Lmao

[gleaming valley]

“oh no, slugcat!”
“OH NO INSPECTOR!!”

[gleaming valley]

theres no period at the end of this

[magic nexus]

.

[gleaming valley]

[magic nexus]

whatever go my hong lu

[gleaming valley]

[hoary knot]

[gleaming valley]

[hoary knot]

[gleaming valley]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1329628404751798386/1332396647111725096/57px_monksilly_rivflabbergasted.gif

[hoary knot]

[gleaming valley]

[hoary knot]

[gleaming valley]

wait guys

[gleaming valley]

do you think the ancients could accidentally put two itties in one?

[magic nexus]

And they were roommates

[hoary knot]

No?

[gleaming valley]

oka

[hoary knot]

Because they would share a superstructure.

[gleaming valley]

i meant put them in one puppet

[hoary knot]

So they would have the same memory, circuits and all.

[gleaming valley]

yeh i know theyd share a superstructre too

[hoary knot]

Both would control the same puppet?

[gleaming valley]

yeah

[magic nexus]

One iterator can costs like 80 billion dollars no way they 'accidentally' fuck up and make multiple itties for one can

[gleaming valley]

[hoary knot]

Then it’s as if you asked if one computer could be two computers lol.

[magic nexus]

Holy wait
FP is five iterators in one

[gleaming valley]

[gleaming valley]

[magic nexus]

[gleaming valley]

the angry one, the gay one, the gayer one, the sad one, and the one that died to rot

[hoary knot]

The gay and gayer ones are in a relationship.

[magic nexus]

self love

[gleaming valley]

god i wanna send something so bad but i might get banished to the shadow realm for it

[hoary knot]

DMs.

[gleaming valley]

[balmy plume]

do it

[gleaming valley]

CABBAGES

[balmy plume]

none of the images are loading

[hoary knot]

Nah, this is hot as fuck.

[balmy plume]

https://tenor.com/view/art-eaten-art-eat-art-eaten-consumed-gif-3964616362436141214

idk what it is but I am eating it

Oh that's not art

[hoary knot]

Lol.

[magic nexus]

Too late

[balmy plume]

Meme eaten

[magic nexus]

this mf eated the limbus company!

[balmy plume]

yes I agree

[gleaming valley]

wrong image

[hoary knot]

https://tenor.com/view/cult-of-the-lamb-dance-lamb-gif-27185216

[gleaming valley]

[hoary knot]

[dire jewel]

I may have just let my unfiltered thoughts spill out

[hoary knot]

Sometimes I forget this server isn’t just Rain World fanfics.

[magic nexus]

sure would be a shame if someone replied to your message with their Ao3 link

[hoary knot]

Indeed it would.

[gleaming valley]

i would put mine but my writes are rainworld

and also

youll have to find them to read them

[hoary knot]

But my message was meant in a « this is also the official Rain World server and not just the writing part of the fan base. »

[gleaming valley]

oh

[hoary knot]

The fact that my customization is literally just the art and memes category might play a role in that.

[gleaming valley]

art and memes is my home

ill occasionally venture out into the dangerous lands of modding and community but i usually dont

[hoary knot]

I went to #offtopic-agenderal once but it was way too overwhelming for me.

[gleaming valley]

theres always so much happening there

i go there occasionally to mainly lurk but not actually talk

[hoary knot]

It’s not as bad as the Hollow Knight general chat though.

[gleaming valley]

i dont go to the hollow knight server at all really

mint typing an essay

[hoary knot]

I went there once because a friend pinged me there.

[gleaming valley]

ah

[hoary knot]

Got traumatized and never again.

[eager warren]

This is actually a sick Iterator Concept
“Two Stones, One Bird”
Iterators were having trouble finding the solution, so a vote was passed, this Iterator is two, Two Puppets, Two Brains, One Goal
Both have different theory’s, both can comunicate to each other personally, perhaps it’s not 1 idea that gets to the solution, but a combination of two

Yes that’s the Iterator name
It’s late for me so it’s awful

[hoary knot]

It’s giving echo name.

[gleaming valley]

[eager warren]

Stones and Bird

That’s the Iterators

[gleaming valley]

i already have a name for them

[hoary knot]

Cannot beat Droplets Upon Five Large Droplets though.

[gleaming valley]

i stole it from crispy

[eager warren]

Too bad

[hoary knot]

Theft. Larceny.

[gleaming valley]

(thanks crispy can always count on you for names )

[gleaming valley]

I LITERALLY ASKED FOR NAMES

THEY WERE FREELY GIVING OUT SUGGESTIONS

[eager warren]

I’m gonna loan out a name Crisby makes

And actually put it on Cheeses tab

[gleaming valley]

hold on lemme go back so i can find the lore for this goober

[hoary knot]

Theft. Larceny.

[gleaming valley]

#1201575109677285436 message

banishing the personality disorder and making it two itties instead

[eager warren]

Does that mean Saint has to “Go go gadget Brain Blast” them twice?

[gleaming valley]

i

probably not since its the same puppet

but

i dunno

[eager warren]

[gleaming valley]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1329628404751798386/1332396647111725096/57px_monksilly_rivflabbergasted.gif

[eager warren]

It’s like that Shotgun gauge meme
Can’t remember what it was-

something like
“6 gauge kills the body, 12 gauge kills the soul”

[gleaming valley]

ohhhhhhhhh

[eager warren]

Except it’s
“Singularity kills the body, Ascension kills the soul”

[gleaming valley]

[magic nexus]

"9mm kills the body, .45 acp kills the soul. Gotta make sure they don't come back as a lich."

[eager warren]

Imagine Saint just carries a singularity bomb with them
“You cool, ascended, ascended, ascended
MAN SCREW YOU, YOU KILLED ME LIKE 3 TIMES, Die normally!”

[eager warren]

Russian badger my beloved

[magic nexus]

Fuck that scav in particular!

[hoary knot]

Inv be like.

[fringe anchor]

I believe the lower the gauge the bigger the round, actually?

[eager warren]

Once I figure out how to animate, I’m doing Rain World over badger voice clips

[gleaming valley]

where have you aquired this information

[magic nexus]

my brain when writing suddenly without warning

[fringe anchor]

Yeah, standard shotguns fire 12g, the damn ks23m fires 4 gauge

[eager warren]

Idk, I’m not a gun nut
Personally, any bullet kills you
If I get shot with a bullet, I’m dying

[fringe anchor]

You really do get the wildest info off of youtube

[eager warren]

Saints probably buffer then me tbh

[gleaming valley]

[fringe anchor]

[gleaming valley]

[hoary knot]

🧀

[fringe anchor]

But yeah, 12 gauge kills the body, 4 gauge kills the soul

[gleaming valley]

CHEESE?!?!??!

OH MY GOD

[eager warren]

Not for long

[hoary knot]

🧀

[gleaming valley]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1329628404751798386/1332396647111725096/57px_monksilly_rivflabbergasted.gif

[gleaming valley]

[eager warren]

Cheese, I don’t want to alarm you…

But

[gleaming valley]

[magic nexus]

dairy twink alert message

[eager warren]

If it really
Then what could
Why would they
Soon to be!
Don’t leave again
it’s over?

Rain World

[gleaming valley]

[fringe anchor]

Yeah it's just random info i scrape off of places

[gleaming valley]

[fringe anchor]

Also hi cheese

[gleaming valley]

[iron totem]

Roland 3?

[magic nexus]

ye

[hoary knot]

I just realized the name of the emoji I sent.

[eager warren]

It means
“If you wonder on something for too long, is it really going to happen? Why would they make it happen? Is it going to happen soon? Your friends are already walking away as you day dream, and now you’ve forgotten everything you thought about”

Rain World at the is just what the wondering was about, you can replace that with anything

[magic nexus]

"Roland boss concert" on YouTube go check out the animator

[gleaming valley]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1329628404751798386/1332396647111725096/57px_monksilly_rivflabbergasted.gif

[eager warren]

Yes I just made that up btw

Complet nonesense

[gleaming valley]

[eager warren]

Feel free to use it to confuse Crisby though

[magic nexus]

real

[gleaming valley]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[eager warren]

Nuh uh

This is a blue moon event

[eager warren]

I don’t come up with anything good

[gleaming valley]

[eager warren]

Unless it’s to try and ad human logic to rain world

[gleaming valley]

[eager warren]

Then sometimes I cook-

[gleaming valley]

I THOUGHT THAT SAID TRAIN WORLD

[iron totem]

I love dun sparce

I remember catching it in leafgreen

[eager warren]

Like how the mechanic of Insects dying to sporepuffs is because the human versions are asthmatic

[iron totem]

It's kinda eh but I love the goober

[eager warren]

I aspire to Aquire the 3 segmented Dudunsparce

…-uire

[iron totem]

dudunsparce is the evolution?

[hoary knot]

Serene grace dudunsparce.

[eager warren]

Ye

[gleaming valley]

yeah

[hoary knot]

Yes.

[iron totem]

Kinda wish they did more with it, but you can't go wrong with dunsparce

[gleaming valley]

[eager warren]

Nuh uh

[iron totem]

I love troll teams.

[eager warren]

Dudunsparce is the perfect comedy

[hoary knot]

It’s accurate to it’s origin too.

[iron totem]

The goal isn't to win, it's to frustrate your opponent until they quit. There's a reason I like ranged characters in fighting games

[hoary knot]

It’s based on a yokai whose whole thing is to be disappointing.

[eager warren]

Anyway
I’m bored
Who wants to hear me rant about the Lore for the Miros Vulture in the human au?
[you can not say no] /j

[gleaming valley]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1322667085633163316/1325697311451648120/monksillyrivevil.gif

[hoary knot]

Marvel Rivals Iron Man and Storm.

[gleaming valley]

dont be shy share the lore

[eager warren]

Can iiii?

It’s kinda

Graphic

[iron totem]

Maybe not then

[gleaming valley]

hm

with a spoiler tag?

[trim tartan]

As long as it’s not too gore-y.

[gleaming valley]

[hoary knot]

There’s always DMs.

[eager warren]

Ima bouta be banned from story chat but HERE WE GO

[hoary knot]

I want to hear it though.

[iron totem]

Anywya, if you're unsure if it is fine, best to ask @glad marten first

I have to go now, so please don't post something rule breaking

[gleaming valley]

bye raven

[eager warren]

What if I do?

[gleaming valley]

we’ll behave

[trim tartan]

Well, I hope I can stop you before you do.

[gleaming valley]

besides, cele is here to eat anyone who doesnt

[iron totem]

I'll do a 100 - 0 combo on you /silly

[trim tartan]

Also, please try not to.

[hoary knot]

Haaiii Cele!

[trim tartan]

I want to get going soon.

[hoary knot]

Average SSBU Luigi gameplay.

[gleaming valley]

d’oh

[hoary knot]

https://tenor.com/view/homero-simpson-out-d-oh-gif-15451551

[eager warren]

Alright
Ima use my saving grace
Replacing graphic words with “Kurplunked” and using the spoiler tag

HERE I GO

[gleaming valley]

kurplunked

alr

[trim tartan]

The only real rule is “don’t get into too much detail”.

Where that is, I’m sure we can self-regulate, yes?

Thanks!

[hoary knot]

[magic nexus]

Do you think artificer can hit a raging demon

[gleaming valley]

what does rivevil mean

[magic nexus]

[gleaming valley]

[hoary knot]

Artificer can kill god.

[gleaming valley]

[magic nexus]

Right but can she hit a raging demon

[hoary knot]

Yes.

[trim tartan]

Therefore, Artificer is Nietzsche.

[hoary knot]

Artificer is stronger than Goku.

[magic nexus]

John "artificer" ultrakill

[fringe anchor]

And if we can't... i'm always watching, stories... /j /silly /lh

[gleaming valley]

[trim tartan]

Ah! I’ll leave this to you, then.

[gleaming valley]

[hoary knot]

[fringe anchor]

Copy that, weapons free /j /silly /lh

[hoary knot]

Only two months until Watcher.

[gleaming valley]

[magic nexus]

what does lh mean

[gleaming valley]

light hearted

[magic nexus]

how marvelous!

[gleaming valley]

[hoary knot]

Lawful Hevil. /j

[hoary knot]

[magic nexus]

k time to get to writing chat

wait I'm
already at school??!!!!!

[gleaming valley]

[eager warren]

So
Firstly
In the Human AU, there’s only a limit of creatures, for example, there’s only 1 of each Lizard except for yellows, that kinda thing, there’s 3 Nornal Vultures, 1 King Vulture, 5 Miros birds, and 1 Miros Vulture

Moving on To the actual lore, Originally, there was actually 2 KVs and 6 Miros birds, of course, not any more

Basically, one of the KVs and Miros Birds got into a horrible accident, one Kurplunked from a flash bang, the other from a laser shooting into the sky, causing them to Crash. Miros Birds have Moterbikes and vultures have jet packs, we good? Ok
The crash caused.. uhh, in the words of Wheatley “A minor case of serious brain damage” along with damage- well every where else

So what happened was ||they sown the salvaged parts together, along with their brains into one body, the stiches still remaining on their body||

Of course, since they managed to combine different nervous systems together, they also combined a mechanical one, this being the laser cannon, although alive, they experience constant pain, kinda like earth Vader except not as much, so they go to cold places so it numbs them

Hopfully, I don’t get banned

[gleaming valley]

beads i see you

[eager warren]

Currently waiting for my time out message-

[gleaming valley]

constant pain

[hoary knot]

That’s mild gore to be honest.

It’s really cool though. You keep cooking.

[eager warren]

LETS GOOO

time to explain the Rot now!

[gleaming valley]

youll be fine mint

[gleaming valley]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1329628404751798386/1332396647111725096/57px_monksilly_rivflabbergasted.gif

[magic nexus]

Wheatley portal?

[limpid ore]

we should do some more gartic phone at some point soon

[gleaming valley]

i like garlic phone

[eager warren]

Yoooo

To bad I’m going to bed
NOW-

[magic nexus]

parsley email my favorite game

[limpid ore]

garlic phone

[gleaming valley]

i second the garlic phone

[limpid ore]

[magic nexus]

I wanna garlic phone in this server but I'm at my dads and at school so there's no way

[hoary knot]

I want to play Garlic Phone.

[gleaming valley]

good

[magic nexus]

unless you can on mobile

[hoary knot]

I just finished my school day.

[gleaming valley]

you can

[hoary knot]

[eager warren]

This is the DLL btw-
Dosnt that look like a bunch of fun lore to make!

[gleaming valley]

[limpid ore]

yes but you have to scroll for the canvas

[magic nexus]

eh that's fine

[hoary knot]

Perks of being in college is that you can have three hours school days.

[gleaming valley]

im sure they have caused no problems whatsoever

[magic nexus]

Start up the gartic!

[gleaming valley]

[eager warren]

In the human au
They live in the sewers

[gleaming valley]

sewer critter

[eager warren]

Noooo!

[gleaming valley]

what about mll and bll?

[eager warren]

If only I didn’t have to go to bed early today!

[gleaming valley]

[eager warren]

Oh their already done

[gleaming valley]

[eager warren]

Hang on
I made like an entire comic about the long legs, give me a quick sec to see if I have them on my phone

[magic nexus]

The l in long legs is for lore

[gleaming valley]

[eager warren]

Turns out I do t have the comic

[hoary knot]

That’s why there’s two of them.

[magic nexus]

Warehouse VC for garlic telecommunication device?

[eager warren]

BUT
I do have the little poem that still has their designs

[magic nexus]

I don't have a lot of time here chat

[gleaming valley]

oh wait i misread this

[eager warren]

Here you go cheeeeese

[hoary knot]

I’m down but I can’t right now because I have to drive back home.

[limpid ore]

[limpid ore]

[hoary knot]

Give me like twenty minutes.

[gleaming valley]

im school

[hoary knot]

Oh I also have to buy my textbooks.

[gleaming valley]

cant

[hoary knot]

Hi School, I’m Frog!

[gleaming valley]

beadssss

[gleaming valley]

yo its cy

[eager warren]

Oh yea
This and the comic is based off of two Inspectors that become the main Rot Cysts in the story

AKA, the Rot in garbage wastes, and the Rot in u fortunate development

[edgy scroll]

@limpid ore no gartic for me, sadly. I’m on campus

[limpid ore]

[edgy scroll]

[eager warren]

I’ve actually cursed everyone where they can play gartic without me /silly

[hoary knot]

[eager warren]

[hoary knot]

School wifi is so bad that it switched to my data.

Time to go spend 100s of dollars on textbooks.

[magic nexus]

my ass does NOT have 20 minutes

[long sky]

Have you looked at Z-Library?

It might have a few

[magic nexus]

ask an upperclassman to borrow their old ones, usually they are nice about ut

[hoary knot]

Well give it 20 minutes then. 🙄

For real though, start without me.

[eager warren]

Keep forgetting that other people aren’t freeloaders and actually do stuff with their life

[hoary knot]

A what now?

[gleaming valley]

[limpid ore]

not enough people yet

[eager warren]

Give it 12 hours and I’ll be there

https://tenor.com/view/soon-tm-soon-space-gif-23401891

[edgy scroll]

Don’t mistake my grudging attendance of a couple classes with a willingness to sacrifice my “lazy lump” lifestyle

[magic nexus]

I'm sorry just my school is about to start lol

[hoary knot]

[eager warren]

Oh yea cheese
Remind me when I show up in chat again to send you The Rot comic
I WILL forget

[gleaming valley]

ill forget too

[magic nexus]

I forgot I made this lol

[eager warren]

I’ll remind you to remind me

[gleaming valley]

oka

[eager warren]

Can you remind me to remind you to remind me?

[gleaming valley]

if i remember then yeh

[eager warren]

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

Spoilers: she wont remember

[eager warren]

I will actually just kill you though if you forget

[swift badge]

[magic nexus]

CRISPY!!!!!!!!

[swift badge]

Eth

Wth

[swift badge]

MEEE!!!!!!

what do you want

[eager warren]

Better start dodging

[magic nexus]

YOU!!!!!!

[swift badge]

[eager warren]

Ya know what!

[magic nexus]

chicken butt

[eager warren]

I’m going on my Joker Ark!

[magic nexus]

*arc

[eager warren]

I’m not using tone tags any more!

[magic nexus]

*Tone indicators

[eager warren]

People are just gonna have to guess what I’m braining off now

[magic nexus]

*thinking of

[eager warren]

I couldn’t be roof. I’d f ending do by
E

[magic nexus]

• /

[eager warren]

Coward.

[magic nexus]

[eager warren]

Please, I insist you correct my sentence.

[magic nexus]

*unintelligible.

[eager warren]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[magic nexus]

_
||

gourm tube

[eager warren]

Gourmand in a can

[magic nexus]

instant gourmand

just add rain

[eager warren]

I’m crashing out bro

I can’t stand it anymore

I GOTTA

wait my cats wanting inside

BRB

[magic nexus]

*my cats want inside

[hoary knot]

When the ADHD hits.

[swift badge]

[trim river]

time is wild

apparently

[trim river]

dont talk to me oldhead 🔥 /silly

[gleaming valley]

i should not have laughed like i did

[austere hawk]

Calling everything modern slop?

Idk, there will always be creative people making stuff that’s great

[trim river]

nine sols NINE SOLS NINE SOLS

[dire jewel]

No, when I call something modern, I'm calling it slop - i.e "modern state of media" means I'm calling the state of media slop

[austere hawk]

Really gotta sit down and play this

[austere hawk]

Hmmm

[trim river]

whats gonna happen when i feel nostalgic abt skibidi toilet

[austere hawk]

Bit pessimistic, but I get it

[dire jewel]

I hate megacorporations and monopolies and their lack of innovation as a result of their minimization of competition

[trim river]

this is true

internet culture is moving so fast its actually painful

[austere hawk]

The mass commercialization/conglomerate overtaking of media producers has really messed some stuff up

CEOs in charge of what creatives should be deciding

[limpid ore]

ture

[trim river]

this is why i hate disney now

[austere hawk]

Stuff does slip through the cracks, though, and art is made it always will be

[dire jewel]

Most meme culture is on fast food social media like TikTok and Instagram, which leads me to not understand the majority of what people fucking say 😭

[austere hawk]

Disney is in its shit era

May or may not recover

[dire jewel]

Disney doesn't have the competition to recover

[trim river]

true

i cannot tell you what most internet lingo means atp

[austere hawk]

Reminds me a bit of the period before the ‘Disney renaissance’, but I think they’re producing worse stuff this time

[trim river]

what was the renaissance again

[dire jewel]

A healthy market NEEDS competition, and we don't have competition and therefore don't have a healthy market

Disney owns just about everything big at this point

Even Doctor Who

[austere hawk]

The slew of awesome movies they had post-slump era. Beauty and the beast, little mermaid, etc

[trim river]

ohhh yeah

[austere hawk]

They were actually in danger of closing but that stretch of good movies saved them

[trim river]

yeah that was like

the good years

[austere hawk]

the good years. The mega classics. Lion king etc

[trim river]

im MALE and i love the little mermaid

[ocean void]

Went from good movies to watch out world here I are

[austere hawk]

Little mermaid is pretty good! Great music

[dire jewel]

Companies fire their creatives

They don't want to pay people shit

[austere hawk]

Little mermaid-Tarzan era, basically

Or treat them poorly until they leave

[trim river]

now i have 2 live action lion king movies

[dire jewel]

WE DON'T NEED LIVE ACTION
WE DON'T NEED RETCONNING

WE DON'T NEED POORLY WRITTEN PREQUELS AND SEQUELS

!!!

[austere hawk]

Ugh. I’m glad people are finally figuring out the live action shit is shit and not paying money to see them in theatres

[trim river]

i cried when i watched lion king as a kid

[dire jewel]

The original Lion King is my goat

[trim river]

i also cried when i watched it like 2 years ago

[austere hawk]

Mufasa flopped. Little mermaid flopped.

Good.

(Me, crying when how to train your dragon live action makes bank)

[trim river]

i saw the trailer in theatres recently

[dire jewel]

I'm glad creatives are getting backings from groups like Glitch Productions

[trim river]

i was sitting with some friends and audibly groaned

[austere hawk]

It looks like it’s shot for shot the same movie

With uglier, stiffer visuals

[trim river]

mufasa to me was like just

"this exists"

[austere hawk]

People really want this? The original is a damn near perfect movie

[austere hawk]

I will say one thing in defense of mufasa: at least it’s not a remake, and they tried to do something interesting

[trim river]

they didnt even show the nightfury diving howl in the trailer thats how i know this shit is ass

[dire jewel]

The only "HTTYD live action" I'm accepting is the stage play I saw when I was way younger. It was fucking magical and the designs looked realistic but recognizable

[austere hawk]

They failed, but they did try

I’m less offended by a live action sequel/prequel than I am a remake

[trim river]

i just see no reason i should care it exists

[dire jewel]

The live action shit doesn't even make an interesting take on the HTTYD designs

[trim river]

i forgot there was a little mermaid live actioj

[austere hawk]

HTTYD1 is a damn near perfect movie I love with all my heart and it doesn’t need a new iteration at all

[trim river]

cant wait for live action kung fu panda 🔥

[austere hawk]

Oh my god that would be so terrible I almost want it

Just make it Jack black in a panda suit, I’d watch it ngl

A shitty panda suit

[dire jewel]

Where is its fucking underbite

Please

Give me the Monstrous Nightmare Underbite back

[ocean void]

The only thing I've liked about the live action Disney remakes so far is the newer takes on a few of the songs
Most of the songs are better in the original but idk, I liked a small handful of them

[austere hawk]

Jesus that is the blandest looking dragon, where’s the style

Generic dragon 101

[dire jewel]

Ass wyvern design 😭

[austere hawk]

Take httyd, make it less fun

[dire jewel]

The ARK wyverns are better

[austere hawk]

Hookfang had so much personality in his expression

[trim river]

they ruined "be prepared"

[dire jewel]

My weird sons

[ocean void]

They did

Be prepared was one of my favourite lion king songs what happened

[trim river]

what did the live actioj remake DO TO THAT SHIT BRO

[austere hawk]

I don’t think I made it that far into the lion king remake

[trim river]

they took out basically like

4/5ths of the song

[austere hawk]

[dire jewel]

:[ Wjhat the fuck

[trim river]

so its like a one minute bite sized chunk without any of the "marching metronome" or badass beat

[austere hawk]

Maybe they knew their actor couldn’t stand up to the original scar’s (who literally blew out his voice singing that song)

[trim river]

theres a reason scar is a tumblr favorite

[ocean void]

Wasn't the live action be prepared just him sitting on a rock talking to the female hyena
I cant even remember it was so ruined

[trim river]

i think?? and he has some dialogue

[dire jewel]

Scar is my fucking goat

[trim river]

WAIT FUCK YEAH THEY TEMOVED THE HYENA TRIPLET

WHERES ED MY GOAT

[dire jewel]

LOVE that guy's vibe

I should really rewatch the original Lion King sometime

[austere hawk]

All three lion king animated movies are good tbh

Even 2

[ocean void]

They're still there but they made them like boring side characters I think
Like they made the female one the leader of all the hyenas (forgot her names) and the other two barely appeared

[austere hawk]

One of the only old Disney sequels I actually like

[ocean void]

Her name

Not names plural

[trim river]

i still love the og scene where like at the end they go "ed?" and that mf just starts cackling maniacally when scar asks to be spared

[ocean void]

They also removed eds whole. thing and just made him slightly stupider than the others

[dire jewel]

Mid

[limpid ore]

i wasnt paying attention and thought i missed some serious ed edd and eddy lore

[ocean void]

I understand that they wanted it to be realistic
But it's already shakespeare with lions
What is realistic about that

[trim river]

i just love how ed like is just

in the og

[dire jewel]

Realism kills films

[trim river]

that mf SCARED me

[austere hawk]

Films that aren’t suited for it, yeah

And an animated movie about lions certainly isn’t

[trim river]

ed singlehandedly made the hyenas scary i used to fast forward his scenes when i was like 6

[ocean void]

Help

[austere hawk]

With live action you have to battle your audience’s sense of disbelief

[dire jewel]

Would you all believe me if I said I was mostly a MLP kid

[ocean void]

Live action rainworld when

[knotty sierra]

no

[trim river]

chris pratt as survivor

[dire jewel]

Practical effects Rain World movie when

[austere hawk]

Please, no, please

[trim river]

yes

no offense tho LOL

i tried watching MLP like a motnh or so ago

i literally quit 5 minutes in

[ocean void]

Live action rainworld but instead of all the characters being people it's just actual gameplay with the actors heads badly clipped on

[dire jewel]

YES

[austere hawk]

MLP phenomenon was so strange, but it was pretty fun

[dire jewel]

I'd watch 2 hours of badly edited co-op

[trim river]

im male and i like

incase my pfp doesnt expose me

i grew up on dbz

so i tried mlp and went after 5 minutes "nvm take me back to buff dudes punching eachother"

[ocean void]

Or maybe
Regular rw co-op with really exaggerated editing and voice acting

[dire jewel]

Any mention of Dragon Ball makes me immediately think of the https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGYatOnGvqw

[trim river]

i would do thus

[ocean void]

Like one gets bit by a lizard and the other makes a speech about vengeance as the music swells dramatically (the lizard is in the corner spinning)

[dire jewel]

I'm Five Pebbles

[iron totem]

Joar's thoughts on live action rain world actors

[trim river]

if i did this i'd buy a xbox mic to make the voice as shit as possible

[dire jewel]

There was a short stretch of time where I'd regularly listen to this on loop

[trim river]

in the "didnt you lose yours?" (i know some of yall have seen it) one of the reasons i find it funny is the saint va is using a xbox mic that makes his voice sound bitcrushed as fuck

[dire jewel]

LITERALLY PEAK

I need to crunch my mic, people already say it sounds like shit so I might as well lean into it

[trim river]

i'll do this i swear

i will be a VA

[ocean void]

I can be um

Idk ill be a random slugpup because I'm bad at most things

[trim river]

if yall give me a script i'll amateur va it out of the PARK

[ocean void]

Why is my dog sitting on my head

[dire jewel]

I'm too good at RW gameplay 😭 I'd probably be Hunter or something

The several strawberry lizards watching as I bait and evade them

[ocean void]

I haven't gotten out of the starting area as arti because I suck at combat and the bomb jump is odd on a controller

[dire jewel]

Playing Seer went CRAZY, I somehow awakened every bit of my gameplay power™️

[dire jewel]

Don't play on controller

The majority of tech is easier on KB

[ocean void]

I cannot play on anything else but I'll try

[dire jewel]

If you play on KB you have the advantage of being able to much more reliably quick-climb, slide, and whiplash

[ocean void]

I do everything on controller or mobile so I'm unsure how to link a keyboard if it's even possible but uh I'll try look around

[dire jewel]

Ah

Bluetooth keyboard?

[ocean void]

If I can somehow get one or figure out how maybe

[iron totem]

The original watcher concept had an enlightened scav who could talk to you

[iron totem]

Uh, I may or may not have accidentally sent someone a skibidi toilet lore video

[dire jewel]

Can you accidentally send me a skibidi toilet lore video

[iron totem]

Yeah. I didn't copy paste what I wanted to send, so I sent the previous copy paste instead (skibidi toilet lore deep dive)

Don't ask why I have that saved to the clipboard

[limpid ore]

[swift badge]

Hey

Eggs smell bad

[gleaming valley]

just

eat them

[swift badge]

No

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

I dont like eggs

[ocean void]

I don't like the taste of eggs

[swift badge]

Yes

[gleaming valley]

YOU

[swift badge]

This

[gleaming valley]

NOMSTERS

[swift badge]

No

[gleaming valley]

YA HEMKIN

[swift badge]

I dont like eggs

[gleaming valley]

EGGS ARE DELICIOUS

[swift badge]

I dont like dairy eggs bread

[gleaming valley]

LITERALLY EVERYONE I MEET HATES EGGS

[limpid ore]

thats because of sulphur

[ocean void]

I'll eat eggs but not on their own

[gleaming valley]

WHAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH EGGS

[drifting talon]

eggs are cool and useful

[swift badge]

Maybe its just you

[gleaming valley]

BRO

[limpid ore]

i like rolled omeletes

[gleaming valley]

EGGS DONT TASTE BAD

[swift badge]

Not completely, sulphur smells better lmao

[gleaming valley]

hold on lemme plug my phone in

[drifting talon]

i used to dislike yolks from had boiled eggs because of the texture tho

[gleaming valley]

[limpid ore]

when you cook eggs at high temps, they release sulphur

[drifting talon]

still don't like the texture, but i can tolerate it a bit better

[ocean void]

I do think its somewhat texture related on my end too but like
Idk
There's very few things I dislike eating and eggs on their own are one of them

[drifting talon]

and also not overcook the egg

[swift badge]

Ah never knew that

[swift badge]

I dislike eating a lot of stuff

[gleaming valley]

you people picky smh

[swift badge]

Im facing starvation cycle rn

[swift badge]

No fr

[ocean void]

How am I picky for disliking two foods this cannot be happening /silly

[swift badge]

Im very picky

[limpid ore]

they smell like farts when cooked too hot, boiled, or spoiled

[gleaming valley]

hm
you get a pass

[drifting talon]

the hard boiled egg yolk plus some ways of preparing potatoes have that Bad Texture to them. think it's like... a grainy texture or smth

[limpid ore]

what color is the yolk when ur done boiling it

[swift badge]

yellow

[drifting talon]

it should be yellow. but i think the ones that are overcooked have a bit of a greenish-gray rim

[gleaming valley]

[limpid ore]

yeah

is it weird that i loke the boiled egg whites and not the yolk

[swift badge]

Boiled eggs tasty but the white part is disgusting by itself

[limpid ore]

[swift badge]

Its like eating latex rubber or smth

[gleaming valley]

i like the white part

[drifting talon]

fair

i used to eat the boiled eggs with most of the yolk removed

[fringe anchor]

Cringe and not factual /silly /lh

[limpid ore]

i put some garlic salt on the boiled egg whites and then it yummy

[gleaming valley]

i will not stand for this ehg discrimination

[gleaming valley]

[gleaming valley]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1329628404751798386/1332396647111725096/57px_monksilly_rivflabbergasted.gif

[drifting talon]

garlic salt + boiled eggs + mayo

on toast

[limpid ore]

mayo

[ocean void]

MY NOse is nlocked hold once hat

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

More egg on egg

[drifting talon]

yeh

[swift badge]

Egg sause paste on egg

[drifting talon]

mhm

[swift badge]

what

[gleaming valley]

egg on egg

[swift badge]

[drifting talon]

i mean there's also egg salad and potato salad. hate potato salad

[limpid ore]

mayo is EVIL and NASTY

[gleaming valley]

i typed in egg and got a sticker suggestion

[gleaming valley]

[ocean void]

I'm back and I can breathe again (I think I have a disease oops)

[limpid ore]

i also will wage war on mustard and relish

[drifting talon]

i think some secret sauces are just mayo mixed with ketchup

[ocean void]

But I'm leaving again because the little guy in my head is demanding a poc

[gleaming valley]

whats wrong with potato salad

[ocean void]

Pov

[drifting talon]

texture

[gleaming valley]

fair

[swift badge]

Potato and egg salad are bad

[limpid ore]

yes

[swift badge]

[gleaming valley]

you people anger me

[limpid ore]

i also just have weird tatses so

[gleaming valley]

[limpid ore]

i used to make pizzas with crackers and ketchup and bagged shredded cheese

[drifting talon]

i once tried cheese and honey together. wasn't very good

[limpid ore]

and now i make pizzas with specific pasta sauce and corn tortillas

[drifting talon]

posted about eating a banana with ketchup in here before. wasn't that bad tbh

[gleaming valley]

canes sauce for example
mayo, ketchup, worcheshire sauce, garlic power

[limpid ore]

i used to eat ketchup banana hen i was 7 i think

[gleaming valley]

and black pepper

[swift badge]

only way to win me over is tanghulu and chicken katsu

[drifting talon]

you mightve been the one to inspire me tbh

[limpid ore]

garlic POWER

[fringe anchor]

Can't slowmode misc, can't halt this food madness /j /silly /lh

[swift badge]

[gleaming valley]

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE LMAO

[drifting talon]

skill issue (silly)

[fringe anchor]

Oh god you ever sneeze so hard you feel a slight pain in your ribcage???

That was me rn

[swift badge]

Old

[limpid ore]

thats because of where your diaphragm is located

[swift badge]

Well

[fringe anchor]

No i'm just not fully healthy /lh

[swift badge]

I always sneeze loud but one time i almost tore my vocal cords out

My throat hurt

[fringe anchor]

Yeah but it does not usually hurt???

[limpid ore]

sudden contractions do hurt indeed

[drifting talon]

oh god that reminded me. i yawn weird. like, quietly and without my full mouth. especially in public

[swift badge]

[drifting talon]

i dont know how weird it is

but i know where i got that habit from

[gleaming valley]

[gleaming valley]

[limpid ore]

i actually yawn wide mouthed like a cat

[swift badge]

[limpid ore]

and sneeze like a baby

my friend irl makes fun of me for it

[gleaming valley]

my sneezes will cause explosions

i got the dad’s typa sneeze

[swift badge]

I used to yawn like a cat cause im a stinky ah furry until i tore the little gum flap under my tounge and that hurt

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

I scared so many people its crazy

[limpid ore]

[gleaming valley]

i felt physical pain reading that

[swift badge]

[tranquil stump]

yyay

[limpid ore]

i liked making my cullinary arts teacher uncomfortable with my bones

[gleaming valley]

what does thay mean

[tranquil stump]

???

[limpid ore]

im double jointed so i can shift my shoulder joints out of place

[gleaming valley]

[tranquil stump]

ohh

[gleaming valley]

oh

[tranquil stump]

lmao

[limpid ore]

she did not like seeing that

and i thout it was funny'

jcsjhsdjc

word bad'

i also broke three chairs in a year in that classroom

[gleaming valley]

HOW

[swift badge]

What

[limpid ore]

cheapo older folding chairs they didnt replace until i broke three

[gleaming valley]

i see

[swift badge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1279102393082183701/1326044522064511110/bounce.gif

Oh yeah i need a new username

@gleaming valley give me a username now

[fringe anchor]

Fix the typo /lh

[swift badge]

No

[gleaming valley]

nsh simp

/j /silly

uhhh

[swift badge]

Too late

[gleaming valley]

oh

OH

my brain slow

[swift badge]

[gleaming valley]

[fringe anchor]

[gleaming valley]

HELP

oka

im go

do stuff

[swift badge]

[hoary knot]

Lies. Deception.

[hoary knot]

They taste like hot doodoo.

[hoary knot]

🤢

[hoary knot]

[hoary knot]

Martyr passage!

[hoary knot]

[limpid ore]

i also put grape jelly on it

[hoary knot]

Alone, yes. But with mustard and old fashioned mustard is good. (You don’t taste the mayo anymore.)

[limpid ore]

mustard is EVIL and YUCKY

[hoary knot]

[hoary knot]

[hoary knot]

https://tenor.com/view/dracula-vampire-no-bela-lugosi-nope-gif-4496114

[limpid ore]

these crackers specifically

[scenic escarp]

Wheat thins

Aka Sliver of Straw's true form

[hoary knot]

That’s not normal?

[hoary knot]

. . .

How the hell do you even do that?!

[limpid ore]

one time i stretched my arms up and back so hard i dislocated one so nothings impossible

[hoary knot]

🇱

[hoary knot]

Girl, how?!

[limpid ore]

im acident prone bro

accident

[simple mango]

i never really liked ketchup

like ever

[limpid ore]

i seldom use it now tbh

[hoary knot]

Same.

[hoary knot]

Same. 🤝

I cannot count the amount of times I fell down the three stairs staircase I have at home.

[limpid ore]

i fall a lot

[drifting talon]

it is not normal how i got that habit

[hoary knot]

[drifting talon]

got berated in karate for yawning

so i learned how to do it quiet

[limpid ore]

:(

[hoary knot]

Oh.

[limpid ore]

damn you made me remember when i did karate in 8th grade

i stopped because i kept pulling my hamstring

[hoary knot]

I did karate for five years I think.

Even got second place in an international competition.

[drifting talon]

i did pretty alright in karate

but, uh. not good for me mentally

[limpid ore]

i think i almost became a yellow belt

[drifting talon]

won't trauma dump further though not exactly the place

[hoary knot]

I was green belt when I stopped.

[hoary knot]

[drifting talon]

i was a level below black belt

[swift badge]

[hoary knot]

Were you dislocating your jaw to yawn or something?!

[swift badge]

No cats kinda

Lift their tounge up

That was very unpleasant

[hoary knot]

Girl… 😭

[swift badge]

Like the feeling of the little under tounge thing

Tearing slowly

So whenever you lift your tounge a bit it hurts

[hoary knot]

Poor you!

[swift badge]

Not old anymore

[hoary knot]

Yeah, I’ll draw another PFP soon.

[hoary knot]

Also, why is that emoji so small?!

[swift badge]

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

Hiiiii cheesestick~

[gleaming valley]

ひ

[swift badge]

[gleaming valley]

oop

hi

[hoary knot]

the temptation to make a joke because of the ~

[swift badge]

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

Hey pookie~

[hoary knot]

Cheese is now Japanese.

[gleaming valley]

[gleaming valley]

[hoary knot]

I gave her citizenship.

[gleaming valley]

[hoary knot]

Oh, and you now also have the burden of keeping all timelines from collapsing.

[gleaming valley]

はい、私わジャパニス

[gleaming valley]

[open matrix]

was is denn hier los?

[gleaming valley]

[hoary knot]

Deutch?

[austere hawk]

nihonjin would be how to say it

[gleaming valley]

thank you

[austere hawk]

the japanese don't actually call their country japan

[gleaming valley]

i know

i just didnt know what they called it

[hoary knot]

https://tenor.com/view/loki-finale-loki-glorious-purpose-glorious-purpose-gif-2796517935558191880

[iron totem]

Really? What do they call it?

[austere hawk]

nihon/nippon

sun country

[iron totem]

I see

[gleaming valley]

[iron totem]

Praise the sun

[austere hawk]

for some reason europeans decided to call it japan? weird

[gleaming valley]

[austere hawk]

doesn't even mean anything

[limpid ore]

like how yeehaw has no direct exact translation in any other language

[gleaming valley]

IT DOESNT??

[open matrix]

my entire life is a lie

[iron totem]

Yeehaw

Love that word, so silly

[gleaming valley]

yeehaw

[austere hawk]

yeehaw is kind of just an exclamation, isn't it?

not really a word

[gleaming valley]

[iron totem]

Yeah

What was the fancy word for those sounds again? Things like "meow", "boom", "ouch"

[hoary knot]

Fun fact, Quebec comes from the Algonquin language and means « narrow passage ».

[iron totem]

I forgot

[austere hawk]

onomotopoeia

[hoary knot]

[gleaming valley]

i got snailed

[austere hawk]

but that's also not quite right, that's a word for a sound exists

wheras yeehaw is an exclamtion like 'wahoo!' or 'yay!' or 'awww' where... are these actually considered words?

appears so

[gleaming valley]

cabbages

i see youuuuu

[balmy plume]

nuh uh

[gleaming valley]

[balmy plume]

[gleaming valley]

[balmy plume]

[iron totem]

Interjections!

Aha, got it!

[gleaming valley]

[hoary knot]

And Canada comes from the Iroquois language and means « village ».

[balmy plume]

what

[iron totem]

Interjections are words like "ouch" "aww" "boo"

[balmy plume]

I think thta's called an interjection smh

[hoary knot]

An interjection is a word that you use to catch someone’s attention.

[gleaming valley]

snailed

[iron totem]

What would "caw" be then?

Or "meow"

[hoary knot]

Caw?

[austere hawk]

it's an onomatopoeia

[balmy plume]

sfx

[hoary knot]

That’s an onomatopoeia.