#secret-stories-misc
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I'm sorry I didn't mean to make it into a role fight
I'll stop
Please forgive me 
Hello stories.
👀
I’m currently being dragged to hell
God found my old gartic phone drawings

I now like garlic phone
I also like Gartic Phone!! It fun
Actually drawing OMF chapter 15 art
How to draw a lot of butterflies flying in the air
Also linguist’s pattern literally changes every time i draw them but whatever
@swift badge retaliation
Ping retaliation 
Lmk if this is good I'll order it if it's good for rw speculative bio
Rare mesmo sighting
Research 
It is really late yeah
Tonsils hurty a lot still 
Very rude 
They said to come back after the weekend if it didn’t get better
So I may have a second arborist visit soon
Well, I hope your tree tonsils recover soon
I can send you my favorite soup recipe if you'd like
It's an easy one, and not exactly the 'knock the sick out of you' kind, but warm broth is warm broth
I think I have a picture of the ingredient list, hang on
Yeah here it is
Saute the onions a bit in butter before you add everything together, then simmer it for ~20 minutes
I’ll have to go grocery shopping
No pressure to try it, but if you do I'd be glad to know what you think
It's a good soup, I've had it twice this week lol
I’ll be honest with you, I only have a microwave in my dorm but I’ll find a way 
Lmao I believe in you 
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I’m sure my roommate will absolutely despise it 
(He gets annoyed when I microwave popcorn)
He gets annoyed when you use the microwave for its intended purpose?
Full of soup

ive cooked whole potatoes in the microwave before. nothing is impossible.
He hates the smell of popcorn apparently 
Reminds me of that oneme of canis albus art
to be fair popcorn smells burnt and weird even when its normal
Like he made me take out the almost empty trash bag after I put the empty popcorn bag there
That’s how bad he hates it
it smells better when i pop it in a pot and not the microwave at least
microwave popcorn is yucky 
banished to soiler genderal
Microwave popcorn is the life 
Do y'all know pepcorn
OBJECTION!
i cast thee from my sacred domain
?
Pebsi popcorn
Pebsi’s new product line 
pepcorn sounds like smth the 2nd grade teacher would do for a math assignment involving snacks

Micro wavé
meecrowarvay
Macrowave when 
First off Crispy you should know that Brian David Gilbert is one of the funniest people alive
As a universe law
this is different from my normal videos because it's a cooking video where i teach you how to make my favorite snack: pepcorn.
join my patreon: https://patreon.com/briandavidgilbert
big thanks to matt hunziker for being the coolest: https://twitter.com/matthunzi
HERE'S EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO MAKE PEPCORN:
a wok
aluminum foil
a spice grinder
1...
i also make boxed mac n cheese in the microwave
My DnD campaign talked about micro and macro waves before

you know what time it is for me, i cant watch this rn
He's great!!
macrowave: oven 2.0
Blehh
🚨🚨
🚨🚨
?
?
I MEAN IT'S

WOW LOOK AT HOW MUCH AFTERNOON IT IS
Im pretty sure a “macrowave” would just be a radio though 
i have a plausible excuse for being up past 1am
you’re not fooling anyone beads…unfortunately


possums keep fucking with shit on my porch
Give them peanuts

i think its the same one coming back REPEATEDLY
Oh it's far worse than that crispy
I'm not your time zone till like march
I’m telling you beads can teleport

I've traveled so much...
Beads moves so much 
B-beads…what time is it for you?
She was in France a while ago iirc

I was in rennes, geneva, toulouse
Yeah I was on an archeological expedition in jersey for a while
I get up to fun stuff
Beads controls the concept of time in stories chat
Take me with you
We go to the moon next

🌕
Can’t believe Beads got selected for the Artemis missions 
What time will it be for her on the Moon then?
If she’s on the dark side of the moon, do we just start yelling at her? 
I can send you server
:)
It’s a lovely server fun emotes
For communication? Or to let me know what time it is???
Either or
Moon time 
But what is 7pm moon time in normal time zones?
I know it’s probably just GMT but shhhh
I have so much tasks on hand, like making new year calendars, that when I want to write I want to work on the calendars
when I want to write I need to finish recording recipe etc etc
fuck my life /j

At a certain spot?
Stories i do enjoy conversation but i enjoy being lifeless for 9 hours more.
Goodnight 
The sleep police are not equipped for this situation
We can escape them on the moon but only in some places
Too far east and suddenly it becomes their Domain

🌔
Terrifying potential implications
Lol fr though being sick sucks
As long as I don’t try to swallow or eat anything

For real 
Lots of water lots of rest
Tree going the tea and gravel route but without the tea or the gravel 

My dramatic asceticism is paying off at last 
Now I just have to get rid of my survival instinct and lose all my friends
And I’ll be good to go 
Historically healthy decisions
If only there were a large place that could shortcut this 
That would be convenient
What a convenient thought, yeah
Oh but I can't imagine it'd be easy to find...
We'd have to start,
God forbid, digging
Just hypothetically
Dangerous
I wish that there was maybe another way too 
One that was possible, generally applicable, and practical
Maybe I should get someone to think about that
Man, it's such a nice sunny day for me to farm on my fertile rich farm fields with an unobstructed view of the sky
I came back. What is the context???
Maybe I should get someone to think about that
A solution to my worldly struggles 
One that is possible, practical, and generally applicable
… a triple solution of sorts
Maybe if we get a second person thinking, they could think of it twice as fast
Senshi: eat 3 meals, sleep on regular schedule, exercise
idk if it's what you need
I should have eaten 3 hours ago actually
That's the plot of sits sorta lmao
actually I'm going to get food rn, I'm now afk
Also SitS reminds me of the epic of Gilgamesh
SitS: you can fix the worldly struggles by GOING TO BED AT A REASONABLE HOUR FOR ONCE 
You must elaborate on this 
I mean, I sorta lifted the Roman concept of pietas when referring to piety, and took the Greek theme of hospitality for scug culture but like
Well, specifically the latter portion that's actually about Gilgamesh. I'm gonna type some names wrong, but if you haven't read it, it starts with a story sort of like Noah's Ark, but much much older, where a man named Utanapishtim was told by god that there was going to be a storm that would flood their valley. so he told his community and together they built a big boat that looked like a bowl, and they loaded two of every type of farm animal, and everybody got on and that's how they survived it. In repayment for this act of help to his community, god mad him and his wife immortal
This is NOT what's similar, but that's Utanapishtim's deal
Gilgamesh, Utanapishtim's great great grandson, is a right troublemaker, and a lord of a great piece of land. He's best friends with a bull man for many years, and they wrestle and just generally shirk responsibilities and such, but eventually his best friend dies
And it shakes him, because to him his best friend was the picture of life and strength, and to lose him rocks his worldview so completely that he grows terrified of he himself dying, because suddenly it's a possibility
So he gets on a boat, and he gets a sailor guide, and he starts to travel the world looking for his great great grandfather Utanapishtim, the immortal
And it takes months and months, maybe years, and he's completely miserable the whole time. Terrified of death, he finally one day finds his grandfather and stumbles into his presence begging, unshowered and emaciated
And his grandfather is like 'look. Immortality is not what you need. You have less life now than when you started, because you've squandered it dwelling on the death of your friend, taking an impossible and dangerous journey, and neglecting yourself. you want the secret to life? here it is: go take a shower, go eat food that you like, go home and take your family and responsibilities seriously, and find the things that are good and create goodness for those around you'
and then he sends him off, and Gilgamesh has to take this return journey back to his home, processing that his problems are not over, that there IS no fix it button and never was
and that the point to life is living good and living well, so that when it does end you're ready
It's a good story, and also unfinished! That's as far as the cuneiform we have goes, but the story itself isn't done, or at least the people studying it don't think so
We just don't have records of the rest of it. We only just found all that recently in a cave on a bunch of stone tablets, like ten years ago or something
Can’t believe we got the SiTS - Epic of Gilgamesh comparative analysis before we got my next fic 
Should've properly sat down and wrote you an analysis when we did the reading 
Lmao it’s okay I’ve gotta put my thoughts on TE up too
Oh I've got such a to do list of things
Maybe one day it'll be empty
I’ve been directing all my writing to OAK recently
I know I never will because I make things up faster than I get them done 
I'm genuinely very excited to read it
No rush at all, you're sculpting
Hello 
Hi raven!
I like to power through the first draft quick as I can though
I do a ton of work on my fics in editing
Beads talks about The Epic of Gilgamesh 
It shares a theme with SitS
I'm not really familiar of the story but my cousin seem has the knowledge of the whole thing

Bull men 
We need more bull men in modern works
We lost all the bull men for some reason
We need more minotaurs?
They're so cool
Have a tikbalang 
It's a very mix and match science
I do love it when stories use bull imagery for a character or thing though 
As a motif
I have one particular minotaur art piece that I really like
It's a niche thing to have a favorite in, I'll admit, but it's a very good piece in my defense



That is indeed a bull man
Very solid Minotaur
A bull man
He looks a little too civilized to be the Greek mythical Minotaur but I think that makes it cool 
(zeeljod means peak in modding)
Seems like a good fellow to have a chat with 
Persian Minotaur 
Cause, the bull man from the Epic of Gilgamesh originated from the Tigris and Euphrates, right? And he was treated as a noble, though not entirely human
Which was better than Minos
So maybe it's regional? Certain characters in myths interacting as bad or good guys in other culture's myths depending on their relationship with one another
Bull man racism real
Not the bull racism...
Is this Epic of Gilgamesh discussion?
The funniest and best coincidence in the Epic is that Utnapishtim and Gilgamesh both earned their own kind of immortality!
Utnapishtim may live forever and be biologically immortal, but the memory and tale of Gilgamesh lives on after he presumably dies.
Both given immortality through the actions of an entity beyond their control.
Utnapishtim through the deities he convened with, and Gilgamesh through the preservation of his Epic, potentially one of, if not the oldest surviving work of fiction that is both semi-complete and understandable.
When he sings of Uruk again at the end of the tale, he’s almost telling how he will become immortal—by living a life worth living and being a king worth remembering.
A story of a man trying to earn immortality is among the oldest works of fiction that we can read and understand. Beautiful.
“Oh, a bull man. That’s not the weirdest thing I’ve seen today.”
“Looks like someone’s sculpture got lost!”
“Hah! Nice one-”
“Greetings, young gentlefolk! Would you like to have a learned discussion of the fall of Babylon?”
“…We take back our words.”
I haven't read any of these, they good? 
You do not fuck with wise, scholarly bull man.
Eventually all stories are forgotten, though
Eventually. But eventually, everything dies, too. All we are hope to do is to keep this one around for just a while longer.

The Radiance, her beauty immaculate, burning against the false light that calls himself the "Pale King".
Praise be 
Well it seems like no one is coming to proofread mai story, I'm gonna just publish it 'bout now.
I read this in the most albertan accent ever.
I posted my second chapter!

awhhh this is so good 
this is so pretty!!!!
this is sooooooo pretty omg
Fireee

Whoa, cute
THIS IS SO CUTE! I LOVE IT
I WANT TO EAT IT BECAUSE IT’S TOO CUTE


More omniforge art! :)
OMF being fed well today
We have a little holograph pebbles
watching metropolis
Too late, it was already eaten by art chat 

Imagine if RW was actually really tiny and happening in your backyard
when next poker time i wonder
i think some poker before book club meetings is always nice, tho that might just be me
that sounds fun indeed
Yess!!! I just started finding interest in it
Ive always adored the cityscape
NYC my beloved
Your color pallet is great
And it looks so simple and sort of sad, like you managed to capture the moment she might be exhaling while looking over it all
If that makes sense?
I like it, your colors and lighting have noticeably improved over the last few months
first of all, TYSM?
im so glad you can see improvement!
i must admit i found a youtube short video that i enjoyed and i wanted to try it out for myself
Best way to learn
Also I totally forgot to mention, I noticed the tiny light speckles on the cover art bit you did, I think it was yesterday?
i kinda wanted to make pebbs feel small and insignificant in a bustling, bright city. that his city and its inhabitants are just as much as a part of him as he himself is
thats how cities make me feel anyways
its wonderful to imagine all the interactions, the hugeness of it all
someones crying within a mile of me, someones having the best day of their life, someones working hard for their children
theres someone out there whos doing something i know nothing about
idk that feels special to me
that was also by hand LMAo dont worry i found a speckle brush i used for the ACTS art :)
No I get it! Stuff like that is my favorite, it's the core of so much of my favorite poetry and art
The idea that we're insignificant and small but that those things don't actually lessen your significance or bigness, because you really can just zoom as big or as small as you like forever, so who determines the scope?
If the universe really is infinite, the scale does not exist, because there are no parameters that aren't changing. My mother washing clothes with cracked hands because I was too sick to do it myself when I was nine can be the biggest thing in the world, and the man down the road who I'll never know is eating spaghetti tonight, with a special spice he might've been saving, and if that does exist or doesn't, it's the biggest thing in the world
Cities are infinite cracked hands and loving spaghetti dinners, what a cool thing to draw
i feel like as a storyteller especially, we search for these interactions and we write them down, whether fiction or not
There’s an infinite amount of stories to tell, an infinite amount of people who feel and love at the same time you are, and all that opportunity makes me excited
Love for the little things is a quality i really appreciate in people
I'm so glad I've met the people here, this niche group is such a wonderful corner
Art and art and art in so many different ways
Stories chat is my comfort place
so close-knit and artistic and wholesome
i feel similarly fr
this place been helping me open up about my weird instead of hiding it
like the first time in forever
We're all weird nerds who write/read fanfiction about a rodent game at the end of the day /pos /lh
And it's the best

Anyway, love how welcoming people are. I originally didn't want to engage with any online community as I've had some awful experiences in the past, but the rw community (stories especially) was really kind to me 
this game is silly and everyone that likes it is silly so it be my perfect place here
Jojo?
that too
Just like skibidi toilet... 
No. You do not compare JoJo with such vile things. /j
yoo it's so pretty
Very delicious art 
tyyyy uncle
Also posting ACTS art here too because its the first time i did a wave and i kinda like it
New favorite brush: that wierd 6 line thingy
YOU CAN'T JUST POST LIKE THREE AMAZING ART PIECES IN QUICK SUCCESSION LIKE THAT
STOP
YOU CAN'T DO THIS

more crispy art!!
“I want more pictures of Crisby art!”
Crispy art
Crispy
Was feeling strangely familiar, then just realized what this reminded me of 
The color palette is different but subconsciously I thought of The Refuge (from Oneshot)
Oo thats pretty!



give me that emoji now
wait i have that emoji




AAAAAAHHHH IT’S SO PEAK 
For real though, Crispy, you are so talented it’s crazy.
I need a :PatTheCrispy: emoji.

Haaaaiii Cheese!
lemme get crispys sona


aw thank you?
i appreciate that a lot



BANANA??
omg its real
Ranked up in Marvel Rivals. 
not the garpat 


Hey stories misc should I work on redesigning Frequencies
I exist again
Hello cabbages
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I want
to give eight hundred beads
the bead I stole back
Well, he isn’t Eight Hundred Beads then.
it's even better
She is Seven Hundred and Ninety-Nine Beads.
no no I think cheesesticke gave him a bead
Damn.
She?
I really need to default to « they/them ». 
PORHL!
mmm my main social media's are discord and twitter yet almost nobody I know has overlap between the two
So I decide to poke around in here fast and this is the first thing I see... Holy hell is this good!
My main social media are Discord and Reddit, lol.
I don’t have any other besides the basic messaging app.
i very rarely post on tumblr anymore but i use it to look at silly stuff
Thank you!!! 
why not?
Guys-
i started playing In Stars and Time like 2 hours ago and-
Might be my new hypefixation-
LO
LLL
LOOP
LOOP
ISAT
SONCIA
SKVNOSNDMAKENJXIWOJF
LAK
NO SPOILERS
it was like my biggest hyperfixation back in febuary 
it was my hyperfixation until i got into rainworld
and now rainworld is my hyperfix

ISAT and Rain World are gonna be fighting for First Place in my Hyperfixation Box
within a week of playing the game i already had an album of around 300 images filled with just odile
shes my favorite lesbiab 
what
hi crispy
Hi Krispy Kreme
hey



Why does he fear the moon bread

MOON BREAD? 
🌕 🍞
🥐
Chat which of your Iterators would run a red light if they drove a car
🌙 + 🍞 = 🥐
O
Uh whispered memories
"Yellow means speed up!"
True...
ISO would violate every traffic law and somehow survive
Who the fuck smeared chocolate on my left pointer finger

Nevermind it was me
LI would run every red light, pull over when the police say to, then try to flirt with them
CM would be too paranoid to even drive a car
and BE cant drive a car because theyre blind but if they could they would run every red light, and maybe even take the traffic light with them

We love theft in this household
Oh yea
Finally came up with a name for that Iterator OC I thought about
[well I did when I was at the shops yesterday-]
I believe it was
“Reflourished Troubles”
The gimmic was that they would have a city like normal, but half of the city was a nature reserve with artificial rain
There would be roughly 3 Sub-Regions
“Natural City”: The part that has all the plants
“Concrete Forrest”: The actual City part with the scavs
“Fluctuating Rivers”: The Sewer/Water system
Five pebbles over tf2 sentry
Take the traffic light with them
lmaoooooo
I k ow it’s like 2:30AM
but I’m getting a bunch of ideas for the Iterator-
When it’s Saints time, Half of the normal City is taken over by the Nature reserve, being named “Creeping Flora”
The nature would also leech into the water system, causing the pipes almost always be at low water level
As well has having the inside of the Iterator starting to be taken over by the plant life
Kinda like overgrowth mixed with The Rot

WM would insist on driving the group and would almost kill everyone with sil cowering in fear in the backseat, autumn screaming at her in the front until they grow tired and accept their fate, searching angel would be the dog
🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨
No elaboration
THE DOG 
Ruff ruff - HLW
oh yeah and also remember that guy that rearranged the arrows in ikea so people didnt know how to leave, creating an “inescapable labyrinth?”
yeah BE would also do that
Why is BE such a menace
theyre
okay
so
be is that blind eclipse itty
and their entire rhing
is rhat
they have a
Unable to type t
yeah obviously

They need to meet careful consideration 💔
sorry im back i hadta do somethin
who 
They need to meet one of my menaces
Maniac
oh ok 


Pray for me im doing ap test
theyre like
Nice itty tho
Good luck! 
Degree acquired 

Why the sad face? 
Nah it's mood 

This effectively communicates what I’m feeling, though I do not know what that is

The dread of "now what"?
Jorb........... 


You worked hard banan
congrats
YYYYYYIIIIPPPEEEEE!!! 

Good job! 
Thank

eyyyyy, congrats!!!!
I'm lacking context to this but congrats
Banan is now 1 degree hotter
No context really, finished my bachelors 



Banan did you see that

Music question...specifically Metropolis with "Lost City". Is it just me or do arps make the perfect instrument for any foreboding city scene? Because I get X-COM Apocalypse vibes from the song
No
Nice

saw what
I saw that reaction
what reaction
You cant just remove that
No
what
Uh huh
i didnt put cheeseblush

bro
Yes you did
why would i put cheeseblush

I saw that
are you sure you saw cheeseblush?

Well so much for my music question...
Sorry it got flooded 
This since everyone missed it
In case anyone needs context for X-COM Apocalypse, think Chimera Squad only it came out for DOS in 1998 and you have to deal with city politics more (including the local alien worshipping cult, three different mobs, and the taxi service)
So...thoughts about arps???

Wait

Wait
Wati



okay 
what happened

you had like a seizure and then were fine
I just realized i have an emote server so i can make my own emotes
i need to make a really thankful emote
Eh
:(

Idj how towkr weece efficiently

what
I know how to work servers efficiently
my part time job is going into new discord servers made by other people, demanding for admin, fixing it all up and making it perfect and then losing admin
If it’s just for the two of you, you don’t need much work lol.
Same lol.
I dont want cheese doing stuff in my server that i did to her server

Lol.
i actually have my own server with my own emotes too
If you haven’t messed with the permissions, she won’t be able to do anything.
Also its a no chat emote server because i dislike chat emote servers and servers in general
I used to have a ton of useless ones but I deleted those and now I just have all the emotes for characters in my rw stories
No talk






i should make some emotes for my jewels fic

Time to listen to the class. 

lmao all i did to that server was make it so you couldnt talk in emote updates 
i wasnt expecting more people to be in the server tbh
dont be shy, let me in the server

nuh uh
the best of colours, very pretty

its more than just emotes anyway
I use it test commands n stuff
and also make images
i could invite you actually but just block you off from everything
there
nooo my little converter website isnt working
i cant make my sapphires emote :(
Good morning stroy 
good morning!


I have posted something in the arts yesterday
I probably saw

I think
Have this, insane instead the egotistical one
I kept one music in loop
That’s a great grade! Well done!
Guys, should we create a cult?
NAHHH NANANANANAH
I DONT WANNA RISK GETTING BANNED FOR MAKING ANOTHER CULT 
i think im good 
What do you mean « another »? 

@swift badge I must know. 

Yippee!
crispy wont send you to the basement

theyll just kick your arm shins
Awww 
and take your leg elbows



I definitely know 

You'll never find out
you do not know
Wait for Crispy


shhh he doesn't know that
Lol.
you werent in the server yet when it happened
you dont know
I was within the server's walls
wait, yes you were
you just werent around

you mentioned it when we were doing an internet FBI raid on crispy's internet footprint
No way its me
cult
Because im special like thar
True
Oh lmao
cult
big cheesesticke watches all

Good.
She better be.
The second she takes her eyes off im going to send all the blackmail.
crsiy
thats not really blackmail
Wrong blackmail.
Thats not...blackmail
Why dod
There we go.

Damn it

Frick why does everyone have my blackmail
:)
Have cheesesticke's blackmail
what
make bigger

too small

Get better eyes
No
Why do y'all have blackmail stickers 

hi pitor
hi piotr






"I would kiss moon" "And I would marry her too" "I'll take her as my bride" "Happily"
versus
"hold on those ones suck i want sigploo in there" [unknown emoji] [nhs emoji] [ring emoji] "Do iy again" "K we god"
XD
No




You wanna hold my hand 


ah I regret haing eyes today
hete


Where is cheesepat bro

:cheesepat:

:cheesepat:

I dont have cheesepat
I dont even have crispy pat
:cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat::cheesepat:
ah

PIOTRRR
PIOTRRR
























