secret-stories-misc

[gleaming valley]

where ARE you that they do that?

[ocean void]

But if you get a low score you're probably getting moved down to a different lower class

[hoary knot]

Where the hell did you go to school, Mint?

[eager warren]

It was a single class

[hoary knot]

Even there, that’s actual insanity.

[eager warren]

I believe it was hospitality
Wait no-
Hospitality was similar but not what I said

[hoary knot]

Like, I have a psychotic disorder and even I’m not that insane!

[ocean void]

This is making my school seem super nice
Just ignore the students and amount of them

[eager warren]

In hospitality, you had do get every test or assignment right, or you failed the class

Even if you missed one

[gleaming valley]

i

[hoary knot]

All I know about Britain is that there is way too much queerphobia.

[austere hawk]

my college is pass/fail (as in you have to pass everything) but it also only has 1-3 assignments per class and is self-paced

seems shit to have one random test in a class that you can't fail

[gleaming valley]

thats… better i suppose

but lime

like

[ocean void]

Oh yeah
I'm in like an old coal mining town its not great with stuff like that
The council try to do pride stuff but that's assuming anyone cares

[eager warren]

Worst part is, our teacher just unlocked all the tasks and told us to use the google docs he made for us to figure it out

The google docs broke halfway through the year and bro just left, and the subsisitute couldn’t fix it, so NEXT YEAR a teacher tried to help us, but we still diddent get the google doc access u til halfway through that year

[hoary knot]

One of my friend lives near Liverpool and uuuh… it’s not great.

[hoary knot]

[meager moat]

Why are we putting so much on them doing their tests?!

[hoary knot]

Talk about a broken system.

[austere hawk]

(the secret is I will write it anyway)

[eager warren]

I ever find that teacher in public

I’m throwing hands

Bro made me waste my last 2 years of high school

[hoary knot]

Fair reaction.

[eager warren]

Atleast I found out how to blue screen and factory reset the computers

If I couldn’t learn, I was going to download Fortnite on it and then blame some other kid

[limpid ore]

[gleaming valley]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1322667085633163316/1325697311451648120/monksillyrivevil.gif

[eager warren]

I actually blue screened a computer some kid I didn’t like and he ended up getting suspended

[ocean void]

My school is fairly okay but the people in it are crazy, and numerous

[hoary knot]

My college is pretty great.

I have had only one crazy teacher.

[eager warren]

I think I’m just doomed to be a wage slave

Maybe I can level up to be the ultimate Mac Donald’s employee

[gleaming valley]

dont be shy tell us about your teacher

/nf

[ocean void]

When I was walking to my next lesson I saw someone get tackled to the ground by his friends and his shoes, tie and blazer stolen
But they didn't give his uniform back so he just walked outside without shoes on

Like today

[eager warren]

What

I don’t care who that person is, friend or not
They take my shoes and make me walk barefoot in public, I’m kicking their ass

[hoary knot]

Two friends were arguing and one of them insulted the other jokingly and the teacher through their stuff in the hallway and then threw the student in the hallway (like physically threw).

[eager warren]

Oh

[gleaming valley]

[hoary knot]

Yeah.

She was crazy.

[eager warren]

I guess the joke “threw” right over the teachers head

[hoary knot]

Lmfao!

[gleaming valley]

[eager warren]

I need to be more FUNNY

[hoary knot]

[eager warren]

Yay!
My cats back

[gleaming valley]

[eager warren]

And she’s loafing on me

[gleaming valley]

[eager warren]

I happi

[ocean void]

The guy in front of me in geography constantly gets his bag and blazer stolen
One of his friends went to their next lesson wearing his blazer a few days ago 😭

[gleaming valley]

[eager warren]

My cat is now eating me

I had a good run

Sorry I couldn’t get the SOS ask thing done guys

[ocean void]

They like passed it around the classroom and the teacher doesn't notice somehow

[hoary knot]

Quebecian school are not that bad all things considered.

[ocean void]

My geography teacher doesn't tend to notice things, they're making fun of eachothers families all lesson
But uhh oh well

[eager warren]

Just got reminded we’re my teacher let us choose which crypto currency for him to buy-

He was insane-

Like he was basically on the brink of getting fired, but not in a bad way

[ocean void]

Yeah my schools weird
It's good, but the people in it are kinda odd

[eager warren]

My schooo was basically an asylum for the insane

[hoary knot]

I mean, bullying isn’t exactly good…

[eager warren]

One kid threw a rock at a window and a kid came out of the room with the cracked window and almost actually hospitalised the other kid with his guitar

[hoary knot]

Like, the only bullying stories I hear are from primary school, when kids don’t know what bullying is.

Don’t you guys have anti bullying campaigns?

[eager warren]

I know I saw like something serious, but I had to walk away because I was starting to giggle from the guitar sounds coming from it constantly hitting them-

[ocean void]

I mean moreso the school itself is good, the way people treat eachother isn't the best

[hoary knot]

Okay, fair.

[eager warren]

I think we had one every day, and it somehow worked-
But for like only that day

It’s kinda like how an echo calms everything down and then as soon as it’s gone it’s bloodshed again

[gleaming valley]

people have those??

wowww

[ocean void]

My school does anti-bullying week but the issue is that the students don't consider it bullying unless someone is getting actively hurt
If the person getting attacked somewhat smiles, it's just friends being friends apparently

[hoary knot]

We have anti bullying campaigns twice a year if not thrice for the whole of primary school and two in the first two years of high school.

So that’s like 22 meetings through your scholarity.

[hoary knot]

Guys, Rev hasn’t seen a mother long legs through Rivulet and Spearmaster.

(Mother long legs are the reason I dropped Rivulet.)

[ocean void]

I haven't even finished Gourmand yet

I know what happens in the other campaigns like

[hoary knot]

Damn

Have you done Artificer or Hunter?

[ocean void]

Tried both, haven't gotten far

I am in outer expanse as Gourmand though
Just unsure if I should backtrack and finish the food quest first

[hoary knot]

The food quest doesn’t really do that much.

[eager warren]

All I mostly remember In primary school is myself having a whiteboard pointer that was a donight and literally breaking it over someone’s knee because they tried to take it

I think my internet surfed

[hoary knot]

Like, worst case scenario you can just do another playthrough with it.

[hoary knot]

https://tenor.com/view/snoopy-peanuts-surfing-exercise-workout-gif-11289057602043387244

[ocean void]

Everything I need is in subterranean though so I'd just need to explore that a bit

[eager warren]

Aw it’s 2AM

I eepy now

[hoary knot]

Oh fair then.

[swift badge]

idek man

This chat is like worshipping me or smth idek what i did

First test gonna start pray for me 🙏getting slammed with the AP test

[hoary knot]

Good luck!

[fringe anchor]

You can do it!

[fringe anchor]

Died, ofc, see the pins /j /silly /lh

[swift badge]

It was good

Now time for french

Aaaaaaooooooouuuuuuuuueeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeee

[fringe anchor]

[fringe anchor]

Less

[swift badge]

Slagony - drymm 2025

[fringe anchor]

Mmm, what an inspiring quote

[swift badge]

that went...alright...

[iron totem]

Niceee

[swift badge]

It was only 10 questions so i think a 70%+ is still plausible?

[iron totem]

I believe

[fringe anchor]

yippie

anythin' else?

[swift badge]

Science

[fringe anchor]

you can do it

science is neat i think for me so far imo

[limpid ore]

science is just math with a funny mustache and clown shoes

[swift badge]

[hoary knot]

REAL!

Unless organic biology.

[gleaming valley]

||"The council will now decide your fate."|| (major outer wilds spoilers)

[swift badge]

Outer wilds...

[gleaming valley]

outer wilds

[swift badge]

what kind of game is it

[gleaming valley]

its

erm

its

its

space game

about

exploring

[swift badge]

No like

[gleaming valley]

wait hold on

[swift badge]

What kind of gameplay

Wait nvm

[swift badge]

[gleaming valley]

that explains it better than i can

[swift badge]

lmao agressively informative

[gleaming valley]

theyre not wrong though

[swift badge]

It does sound like a game id like but

[gleaming valley]

if i saw this and wasnt already into it, the marshmallows would be the selling point

[swift badge]

Aint no way im going to play ow on switch

[gleaming valley]

your switch might explode

[swift badge]

When i get switch 2

[gleaming valley]

you shuold

when

better switch

good

[swift badge]

Also i like doing one game at a time

For some reason

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

So i need to finish rainworld

And then hollow knight

Completely

Before i play ow

[gleaming valley]

okay

acceptable

then play outer

wil

[swift badge]

Yeah idk why i need to fully complete a game to move on

[gleaming valley]

you monster

but i guess i cant stop you

[swift badge]

[sly carbon]

[gleaming valley]

[round loom]

Another slug cat

[round loom]

Cheese stick

[round loom]

How are you

[sly carbon]

im alright, had a little bit of a panic attack earlier but im pretty good!!

you?

[round loom]

Still trying to figure out my iterators location and try to fix them but also good

[gleaming valley]

[round loom]

[gleaming valley]

[round loom]

Mine

[gleaming valley]

[round loom]

Why not

[gleaming valley]

no take

take bad

[round loom]

What do you mean no tags

[gleaming valley]

?

[round loom]

I mean taking

[gleaming valley]

oh

taking bad

i like being here

not taken

[round loom]

But crispy hates you

[gleaming valley]

thats what they want you to think

HEY

[round loom]

Oh well

Man I'm still single

[gleaming valley]

[round loom]

Well at least no one knows

[gleaming valley]

[round loom]

Cheese stick you heard nothing

[gleaming valley]

[round loom]

What does that mean

[swift badge]

Mhm

[swift badge]

Nuh uh

[swift badge]

glad youre doing better mesmo

Stay strong soldier

[sly carbon]

thank you

[round loom]

Hang in there you'll make it

Time to take a look at what I was planning

[round loom]

I really like the style on this

Oh my goodness I just noticed it's a fusion

So awesome

[round loom]

Now whoever made this I love it

[round loom]

Crispy how are you

[swift badge]

Finish my science test

[round loom]

What did you get

[swift badge]

Idk man

[round loom]

Well just hope you get a good score

[swift badge]

thanks

[round loom]

Crispy what do you think of this

[swift badge]

Looks like good art

[plucky zenith]

Good evening chat

[round loom]

I know whoever made this did a really great job it's a fusion I think cuz I see the red crown and purple crown

[round loom]

Good evening

[plucky zenith]

I want to write but I must leave in 30 ish minutes

[trim tartan]

“Fu-sion… Ha!”

[swift badge]

[swift badge]

Mhm

@long sky first grade reveal

Dang its so big

[long sky]

Yeaahh!!!

83's not bad

[plucky zenith]

Not bad at all

[trim tartan]

Not bad!

Don’t let your parents find out, though. /silly

[round loom]

Dragon Ball reference

[swift badge]

Yo?wnd grade drop

[round loom]

Good job

[plucky zenith]

[trim tartan]

Gneiss.

[swift badge]

Fr LMAO

[unkempt yew]

The 100% mark

[swift badge]

[round loom]

Where have you been this time now

[round loom]

You did it crispy 100%

[wraith bear]

OOONNNNEEE HUNDRED!!! ONE HUNDRED FOR THE CRISP!!! TWENTY-SEVEN OUT OF TWENTY-SEVEN!!! OOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEE HUNDRED PERCENT!!!

[round loom]

Crispy did the impossible

[wraith bear]

Congratulations.
Congratulations?
Congratulations!

[round loom]

[wraith bear]

wait is it "conGRADulations" or "conGRATulations"

[round loom]

Congratulations

It's that one

[round loom]

Yo good friend You want to see something see something cool

[wraith bear]

sure

oh yeah, I already saw that

[round loom]

oh sorry wrong one

[round loom]

Just to clarify this is not mine

[wraith bear]

ah

[round loom]

I found it on the internet

[wraith bear]

looks pretty cool anyway!

I used to be really into cotl for a while

[round loom]

Really

[wraith bear]

yeah

i had a few amorphic thoughts for ocs but I don't think I ever really drew them or made them into full characters

I did beat the game though

[round loom]

Could you show me

[round loom]

Cool

[open matrix]

reminds me that i still have to finish all the dlc

[round loom]

What DLCs

[open matrix]

all dlc

finished the game

[round loom]

Colt of the Lamb DLCs

[open matrix]

yep

the after game content one

[round loom]

Sick

[open matrix]

the one with more the rituals

and then the one with the goat

[wraith bear]

no, I don't have anything to show you...

[open matrix]

started the first but have yet to finish any

[round loom]

[round loom]

Well if you need help with anything in cult of the Lamb or anything I would feel free to help

I love helping so that's my main purpose

[open matrix]

thanks for the offer, i will remind that

[round loom]

Ok

[open matrix]

also as nice as helping is, dont forget to put yourself first

[round loom]

What do you mean don't forget to put myself

[open matrix]

helping others is nice but if its your main purpose you shouldnt forget to think about yourself as well!

[round loom]

Ok

I've been in here for a long time

[open matrix]

time to take a break per chance?

[round loom]

No

[round loom]

I prefer to stay in here

[open matrix]

whatever makes you feel good, just dont overdo it

[round loom]

Ok

[austere hawk]

yooo @swift badge good work!

[hoary knot]

Hello stories.

I have ten minutes before break is over.

[hoary knot]

Yooo! Good job!

[round loom]

I have mine good old cult of the Lamb fleece

Soon I'll make something out of it

[round loom]

Oh it brings back old memories but some stuff must be forgotten sometimes

[hoary knot]

Each of your memories serve a purpose, they make up what you are today. Your experience is what makes you you and part of life is to accept those memories.

[round loom]

Truly indeed you are right

[hoary knot]

[round loom]

Well I guess I'm going to be staying here for a while

Oh well

[swift badge]

[swift badge]

[swift badge]

[limpid ore]

@austere hawk

[austere hawk]

oh my god the numbner is gonna get so big

[limpid ore]

i didnt expect it to download that fast

i bought it five minutes ago and it took less than a minute even with my shitty internet

[austere hawk]

It’s a tiny game

Every MB counts

[limpid ore]

this will teach me poker hands i can feel it

this one hand has four two pairs

[austere hawk]

Unfortunately, it only cares about two of them

[night lily]

Oh no. Another has been devoured /j

[austere hawk]

What’s a little crippling addiction on a Friday evening

[limpid ore]

i think these are good so far

mm full houses keep appearing

[austere hawk]

Rocket my beloved

[limpid ore]

does mult and lucky stack?

[austere hawk]

Lucky has a random chance to add some additional mult, yeah

[round loom]

https://tenor.com/view/billie-bust-up-gif-5580703014328073934

Yay

[limpid ore]

damn i was doing so well

[austere hawk]

Good first run!!

[limpid ore]

i feel as though this will be quite useful

once i start getting negatives too

[austere hawk]

the shmear

[long sky]

I keep seeing this game everywhere

[austere hawk]

fun game, don't play if you have things you need to do

[swift badge]

Fun fact: if you listen to “in this shirt” by the irrepressibles on repeat you can do anything

And by anything i mean anything

Go listen to it if you haven’t heard it already

Listen and love again
Feel again
Think again
Clear your mind
You will feel like you are everything and nothing
But you are not made small in the eyes of god
You are something; something in between
You just need to…wake up?

Wake up

Please

[unkempt yew]

[swift badge]

Anyways ignore whatever shi i said above

Literally the most cringiest thing ive ever spat out in this server

[plucky zenith]

I can be cringier

Also, awesome art

[swift badge]

Is that a challenge?

[plucky zenith]

Cringe competition

[swift badge]

I start out every morning with

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-rizz-sigma-grind-good-morning-gif-11262913974801428460

[plucky zenith]

I’ll have to go into my early writings Google drive

You will stand no chance

[swift badge]

do you want me to pull out my old poems?

[plucky zenith]

8th grade me was on some shit

[swift badge]

Probably depression

/j

[plucky zenith]

Did you write 14,000 words of that poetry?

Because I did

Oh lord I did

[swift badge]

Okay but quality =/ quantity

Quantity can be high, but quality can also be high

[plucky zenith]

But what about awful quality and high quantity

[swift badge]

What if my qualities worse

[plucky zenith]

Sure your poems may be cringe but you can read them quickly and be done with it

[swift badge]

Prolonged cringe?

How are we measuring this?

[plucky zenith]

You’d be stuck with my 8th grade imagination for hours…

[swift badge]

Cringe in total?

Most cringy?

[plucky zenith]

What is an overall worse experience for a viewer?

[swift badge]

thats assuming the viewer would stay long enough to read everything

Viewer may pass away

How powerful is viewer?

[plucky zenith]

Fantastic question

We’re assuming the reader is obligated to read the entirety of our early work

[swift badge]

How will it be done?

As a torture method?

[plucky zenith]

And may only check the time on their phone once per 20 minutes

[swift badge]

Why?

If they realize how slowly time is passing, will it make it more agonizing?

But we’re not trying to torture viewer are we?

[plucky zenith]

Otherwise they’d be able to distract themselves from the suffering

We need optimal suffering

[swift badge]

Oh i implied not letting them check the time at all

[plucky zenith]

Whoever suffers more wins

[swift badge]

I thought this was a cringe competition, not a torture competition

[plucky zenith]

Well cringe is just the bad experience associated with certain things or arts

Therefore they who have a worse experience must be enduring more cringe

[swift badge]

cringe with our knowledge of torture methods or cringe with just literary works

[plucky zenith]

And thus, they who make the reader suffer more win the cringe competition

[swift badge]

I feel like we’re getting off the true test of cringe

The true test of cringe should come purely from the competitors themselves

Instead of outside forces

It shouldn’t be brought-out, just the feeling of cringe in that one moment, the pure strength and power it holds

Should be enough

[plucky zenith]

Well, if we’re inflicting our early works on others then it must be brought out in order to determine a winner of the competition

[swift badge]

Does it have to be early works? whats the definition of cringe

[plucky zenith]

Otherwise, we’ll have no way of determining magnitude of cringe

The original discussion was whose early works are more cringe

[swift badge]

but it could also be of spoken words

Fine fine

Just early works then?

Damn i dont have a lot then…

[plucky zenith]

That much is true

But a contest of present cringe is harder since competitors would naturally change their dispositions to win

[swift badge]

Tree you’re so fantam tax skibidi you are truly the person who holds all the rizz sometimes i try to call you the alpha but i stutter because im so nervous…
👉👈

[night lily]

In a way, im glad I never did write down any of my 'imaginary fanfics'

[plucky zenith]

But see it’s not cringe anymore and has just become irony

[swift badge]

is it poetic now alpha tree?

[plucky zenith]

We need unfiltered, unironically bad takes

[swift badge]

[plucky zenith]

Epochs can be our judge at least

[swift badge]

First thing that came to my head i definitely cannot write

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

[plucky zenith]

Neutral third party to determine who is cringier

[night lily]

"there is an objectively best way to write"

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

[swift badge]

[plucky zenith]

Epochs you’re the judge

[swift badge]

But no

It has to be like-

Serious

Seriously someone is an idiot

[plucky zenith]

Exactly

Otherwise it’s just irony

[swift badge]

Which is hard because we both are not that much of an idiot

Unless?

[plucky zenith]

Unless you took a work from a less informed, less experienced version of us…

[night lily]

I think none of us stroyors is an idiot

[swift badge]

That’s especially hard to do if you cant go political

[swift badge]

[plucky zenith]

My 8th grade pmd fanfic is the cringiest

[swift badge]

But the lesser us would only be cringy to us, objectively

I might think your 8th grade fanfic is cool

But you may not think that

So its not good judgement

[night lily]

Pmd enjoyer? Based

[plucky zenith]

That’s why we get a neutral 3rd party judge

And ideally many of them

But we only have epochs

[swift badge]

Alright alright

But if it’s judging past selves, is it truely us?

How much have we changed as a person?

[night lily]

It's night realm for many of us

[swift badge]

Will it be judging someone else?

Someone you used to know?

Someone you still remember?

[plucky zenith]

Then why have a cringe competition at all?

[swift badge]

because you were so confident you were cringier than i was

[plucky zenith]

Exactly

[swift badge]

But i sent that poem two hours ago yet your “cringy” material was written like 50 years ago

[plucky zenith]

I feel like my 8th grade cringe can be read without respect to how I am now

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

how can you judge present self with a past person?

[plucky zenith]

The years have wisened me

In a way

[night lily]

since cringe is kinda a subjective thing, maybe there's no such thing as a superlative instance!

[plucky zenith]

Because 8th grade me is closer to you age wise than present you to me

[swift badge]

how do you know that?

Unless you are over the age of 36 you wouldnt know

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

I say im a minor

[night lily]

Like, i think many of us would find themselves the most cringeworthy rather than other

[swift badge]

And you say im closer to 8th grade than to your age

[plucky zenith]

I have strong intuitions

Plus you’ve stated your grade level

[swift badge]

WhEN?

I have never?

[plucky zenith]

Last night

[swift badge]

I-?

With the classes?

[plucky zenith]

I don’t think you’ve said it directly to be fair

[swift badge]

Okay what grade do you think i am

[plucky zenith]

Just implied from the order of classes

[swift badge]

Giggles

[plucky zenith]

Either case, my statement holds true

[swift badge]

well

[plucky zenith]

And god forbid you’re younger than that

Then it’s really true

[swift badge]

mhm

Uhhh

I’m neither confirming nor denying your statement

[night lily]

I can't remember when did i first learn about dna replication and/or neural study, but I think it's rather later then earlier?

[swift badge]

Also i might’ve skipped some grades

Who knows?

Gifted and talented student here

[night lily]

Is that still a thing? That system kinda became obsolete over here long ago

[swift badge]

Well-

If you fit the requirements sure

Fine fine

We shall then test on my current state

Vs tree’s 8th grade state

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

You win

[plucky zenith]

Awesome

[swift badge]

Or- i could test on my 8th grade state

Then it’ll be real even

[plucky zenith]

That was the original plan

Arghhhhh

[swift badge]

fine fine

Pull it out tree

Give us the poetry

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

[plucky zenith]

Oh god she actually wants to do this

[swift badge]

Yeah

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

Don’t back down now

You dare challenge me?

[plucky zenith]

I thought this was an extended joke about cringe

[swift badge]

It was never a joke. I never joke around tree.

now dont be shy.

[plucky zenith]

[night lily]

Disclaimer in advance that im possibly a terrible judge

[plucky zenith]

It is time for the old old fic

[swift badge]

Uncle epochs is in boomer years, therefore a great judge.

[plucky zenith]

Going to my Google drive like a man walking to the gallows

[night lily]

Slanderous! I might be older but im not old

[swift badge]

Keep lying to yourself uncle.

Hm

It’s just the three of us

No staplers

No anyone

Just the three of us sitting around a table with tea

[night lily]

It's Friday night effect maybe

Wait no, it's Saturday already isn't it

[swift badge]

Friday for me

Almost Saturday perhaps.

[plucky zenith]

Oh god it’s full of my old comments

I was not nice to myself back then

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GnC6nR3Nr2JIC5AHpNqdguWbl_pFfJMhcmQ21C588C4/edit behold fools

Pmd fic

Perhaps better left buried

Don’t ask me how many words it is

It’s too many

Also some of my original comments

@swift badge I have played my hand

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Let me review the content first

[plucky zenith]

24k words

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By your comments it seems-

WHAT?

[plucky zenith]

Holy

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24k WORDS?

DAMN I SHOULD BE SPENDING MY TIME READING ACTS OR HFISH WITH HOW MANY WORDS THAT IS

[plucky zenith]

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[plucky zenith]

You’re welcome only to read the first part until you accept your defeat

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Never

By your comments it already seems better than mine

Ill look it over tommorrow

I’ll probably not read everything though…

But maybe if god wills

Ill have the strength

[plucky zenith]

Don’t do this to yourself

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i do what i want

[plucky zenith]

Only Epochs is supposed to suffer like this

Also ignore my chapter titles

[night lily]

👀 gonna take a look after i get out of this train

[plucky zenith]

My outlines were more of a disaster than the fic itself

And I do mean outlines plural

Anyway, I’m gonna ping Banan because it’d be funny

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Why not ill ping beads too “it’ll be funny”

@long sky

[night lily]

I wonder how long it was between first writing it then making the comments?

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@gleaming valley

@fringe anchor

@sly carbon

[plucky zenith]

@austere hawk the long dreaded 8th grade cringefic has been dug up

[plucky zenith]

Probably a couple years

[night lily]

are you murdering tree with this many pings

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Read tree’s Fanfiction

[limpid ore]

i think in 7th grade i wrote a ten chapter detailed fnaf/digimon crossover on paper and kept the binder in my locker

[plucky zenith]

When I started to hate how bad I was at writing

[sly carbon]

why

[plucky zenith]

Tough years

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@trim tartan just pinging you to bother you also read tree’s fanfic

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It would be mentally stabilizing.

[plucky zenith]

Oh god

You invite the whole town to my suffering

[limpid ore]

i just remember gabumon being a key character. i remember nothing else.

oo i had an idea

[plucky zenith]

It’s funny because I’ve talked about this with Banan before

[limpid ore]

if i can find my creative writing assignment from 12th grade would yall wanna see it?

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It’s funnier when i ping the whole of stories chat.

[plucky zenith]

But the invitation to watch me dance like a clown has been sent

What’s done is done

And is mildly humorous

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Who else do i know that wont get mad if i ping them randomly…

[limpid ore]

jounter maybe?

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Sorry mesmo… if you genuinely got bothered by me

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I dont know him too well

[plucky zenith]

not junter too

[limpid ore]

me neither actually lmao

[sly carbon]

its all good

[limpid ore]

he just randomly pops in from time to time bc of me for some reason

[plucky zenith]

I was smart enough to put it on gdocs such that it could stalk me like a specter for the rest of my days

[limpid ore]

i used to blast genderal

[night lily]

How about inviting Cy, maybe he could point out what tree did right to balance it out

[limpid ore]

thats where id post mspaint scavs

[plucky zenith]

Please I don’t need actual critique

I know it’s rough

[plucky zenith]

I do believe it’s Crispy’s turn now

[swift badge]

look at the time

It’s…11:35 PM

🕐

Well

[night lily]

Brb, gotta walk through dust storm

(it was 165 this morning )

[plucky zenith]

If you withdraw I win the cringe competition by default

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I’m not withdrawing

I’m going to bed

I’m postponing ✨

[plucky zenith]

To finally prove once and for all, than I am cringier than Crispy

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No you’re not~

Fine then

Let me see-

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

First i need to read your thing

So i may accurately judge the cringiness i need to send

[plucky zenith]

I do believe you’ll find it soon enough

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Are my “depressing” poems or is my 7k word long ELA assignment worse?

[plucky zenith]

And then extrapolate that for the literal hours it would take to read it

[plucky zenith]

Oh I have more too

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Hey, one input per challenger

I only have so much content

[plucky zenith]

That’s just the most substantial work

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Oh you know whats worse? My 6th grade writing

I literally was ignorant at that time

I regret everything i wrote in there but

Unfortunately

It’s lost to time

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cant wait

[plucky zenith]

Oh god the other one is also 20k words

And original fiction, at that

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Dang why did you write so much

OH

[plucky zenith]

Tree wrote an incomplete novel in 8th grade

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IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE WRITING, DOES IT?

[plucky zenith]

When you don’t worry about things like “quality” it’s surprisingly easy

Which is why I was way more productive back then

[plucky zenith]

I suppose not

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[plucky zenith]

But do note that these were things I did for fun and not school assignments

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We’re all just monkeys on a typewriter, no?

[plucky zenith]

Fair enough!

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I was an art kid

[limpid ore]

its image roulette time. yall pick from my file list of H files.

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I can show you my art

[plucky zenith]

It’s just that now I like to consider and ponder things while I’m writing

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Homophobic dog

[plucky zenith]

[limpid ore]

thats just the dog Whitney Chewston

[plucky zenith]

Uh oh

That may prove far more potent than my fics

[swift badge]

[plucky zenith]

Even if much more consumable

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Oh ho ho

[limpid ore]

no one knows what any image is teehee

[swift badge]

What if i post a really substantial amount; as substantial as your writing

[limpid ore]

chose ur challengers

choose

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I have made over 1000 artworks in my 8 years of digital art

[plucky zenith]

Substantial as the literally 40k words combined?

[plucky zenith]

So, dividing that up, we get roughly 150 works per year?

[swift badge]

I did that much in the last two months

[plucky zenith]

So it’d be even less then

Since the proportion would be skewed towards newer works

And nothing from before 8th grade

Anyway I do hope someone reads my old fic just because it’d be funny

[trim tartan]

Which fic?

[plucky zenith]

Oh god Celestium

There’s been a cringe competition here

I dug up the 24k word fanfic I wrote in 8th grade

And am threatening to pull up the 20k word fanfic i wrote in 9th grade

[night lily]

I survive, chat

Just a little bit of rib-aching coughs, no big deal

[plucky zenith]

[limpid ore]

[plucky zenith]

[limpid ore]

ruh roh

[night lily]

[swift badge]

[plucky zenith]

You’re not even the judge you don’t need to

You’re subjecting yourself to the pain for no reason

[limpid ore]

@night lily choose ur challenger

[plucky zenith]

I want he

He seems powerful

[night lily]

Horse_plinko sounds amusing ?

[plucky zenith]

Delightful

I love it

He’s just like me

[limpid ore]

i think at least 3 or 4 of these are scavs

[swift badge]

I replied to the wrong thing

[limpid ore]

no idea which ones though

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Fine

It’ll be even worse then smh

Also still a lot

[night lily]

I can see this is from before adverb renouncement days

[plucky zenith]

[limpid ore]

i have normal names mixed in with nonsense too

[plucky zenith]

It was brutal and pervasive

[swift badge]

How do i send all those images?

[plucky zenith]

I have since sworn off many words

[plucky zenith]

Enormous Google doc

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amusing and unethical. Sure

[night lily]

Where's Stapler blast.png?

[swift badge]

Time to upload and import hundreds of images onto a google doc about to explode

How fun

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What did you think it was epochs

[plucky zenith]

If you want it be boring and efficient you can make a Google drive folder but like

That’s not funny

[swift badge]

nah

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Each page = one image

[scenic escarp]

PMD SPOTTED

[plucky zenith]

Oh god Drymm is here

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Read it

Tree made an amazing fic

About PMD

Just recently

[plucky zenith]

It’s only 24k words

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Only

[limpid ore]

why is this one titled fart??????

[plucky zenith]

And many years old

[scenic escarp]

I'm love PMD

[plucky zenith]

You won’t anymore

[scenic escarp]

I have Fractals and Crown in Team Ascension right now

[plucky zenith]

[scenic escarp]

What?!?!?!

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LMAO

[plucky zenith]

(It’s very very bad)

[limpid ore]

i wonder what these are

[plucky zenith]

(And 24,000 words)

[plucky zenith]

I love that

[limpid ore]

little guys

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Gotta mention it twice just in case drymm didnt hear /lh

[plucky zenith]

Of course

That’s the funny part

If it was just bad then it would be normal

[limpid ore]

little man

[plucky zenith]

But it starts bad and stays bad

And stays bad

[scenic escarp]

Ah that's not that bad, it's like 9k words more than ACTS

[plucky zenith]

And stays bad

[limpid ore]

littleguy

[night lily]

I don't think it's even that bad tbh

[swift badge]

I win

[plucky zenith]

How?

Everything about it is a disaster

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[night lily]

I haven't seen your submission yet

[swift badge]

Fine fine

[plucky zenith]

What about that story even remotely connected with you

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Just give me a bit to sort out the doc

[scenic escarp]

Guys you need to see my first fiction work ever

It was horrible

Partially because we were restrained to a random song we picked from a hat

[plucky zenith]

Drymm joining the cringe competition oh no

[scenic escarp]

I swore it would never reach the light of day but here we are

[plucky zenith]

My card is already played

[night lily]

Well, ok, i have to say that I didn't appreciate the use of F words much but that's just my subjective opinion

[scenic escarp]

God I'm already cringing just copy pasting it

[trim tartan]

I will need to dig up… the archives.

[plucky zenith]

THATS the major hang up???

Not the everything else???

[night lily]

But im not here to make actual criticisms am i?

[night lily]

There might be some

[swift badge]

everyone’s joining the competition

[plucky zenith]

No, you said it was alright and now you must defend that stance

[swift badge]

[plucky zenith]

There’s nothing alright about it

[plucky zenith]

Cringe competition heating up

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This used to be personal tree

[plucky zenith]

The field is wide open

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It’s still personal

[scenic escarp]

Anyway, I was cursed with Killing Me Softly and had to write a fiction story with it, and I went with high fantasy (emphasis on the high) ||https://docs.google.com/document/d/1B_lwJqC8TcvCc8LU_fPX7sB0VEjjf3BpagfvV_KkSvc/edit?usp=sharing||

[trim tartan]

It is readable.

[swift badge]

It will always be personally

Personal

[scenic escarp]

Was in 2016

[trim tartan]

Vaguely readable, but readable.

[night lily]

At least the dialogues were consistent with the original tone perhaps? (Disclaimer: I haven't played pmd for a long time now )

[trim tartan]

Don’t. Let. Banan. Read. It.

[night lily]

Adverbs will be eaten

[plucky zenith]

[trim tartan]

She might have a stroke. I can bear it because I used to write like that.

[plucky zenith]

Nah this is light work compared to mine

[scenic escarp]

Destroyed

[trim tartan]

Oh, god, I started reading my old thing. I think I’m going to vomit.

[plucky zenith]

I mean, it’s rough but it’s just normal fanfiction rough

[night lily]

Like celes said, honestly i might get more cringe from reading my own fic especially the earlier chapters

[swift badge]

I need to make fanart

[scenic escarp]

Psychic damage

NO CRISPY WHY

I don't even like these characters

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Too bad

I do

[scenic escarp]

[plucky zenith]

We need to immortalize this fic

[swift badge]

[scenic escarp]

What the fuck y'all

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

[plucky zenith]

A new challenger in the cringe contest

It’s spiraled out of hand crispy

[trim tartan]

I found something from 2021.

It’s not even fanfiction, I was just that bad at writing.

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[trim tartan]

To be fair, that me is about two updates out of date.

[night lily]

But hey, the fact that you wrote it to the length of 24k words means you did put passion into it, no?

[swift badge]

Ohhhh boy are yall ready for the soon to be made doc
Im dying inside slowly

[trim tartan]

Let me review this before something bad comes up and I lose Stapler status.

[limpid ore]

holy shit i found a copy of my 12th grade writing assignment

[swift badge]

DONT SLOGGERS THAT

[plucky zenith]

It’s decently readable and it lacks the ludicrous length that ensures nobody will ever finish it

[trim tartan]

There’s ludicrous amounts of exposition. Ew.

And also cringey names.

[swift badge]

OMF isn’t even out of exposition yet /j

[trim tartan]

Would you like to read it?

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Ya

[plucky zenith]

Do you want to enter the cringe contest?

[night lily]

I mean if you don't feel uncomfortable sharing

[swift badge]

[plucky zenith]

Currently I’m the front runner

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Tree you challenged me personally

[trim tartan]

Behold.

This isn’t a character sheet. This is actually in the thing.

[plucky zenith]

It’s out of our hands now Crispy

[trim tartan]

I have to say, old me, you were fucked in the head.

Thoroughly.

[plucky zenith]

It was never going to stop with just us

[swift badge]

Ill remember this

[trim tartan]

It’s bad enough that I, uh, don’t want Crispy reading this.

[plucky zenith]

We have created a disaster beyond mortal hands to stop

[swift badge]

damn?

[trim tartan]

She and Sticke will never let me live this down.

[swift badge]

You forget i am not mortal.

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

all the more reason to show

[plucky zenith]

Your free cult subscription ended yesterday

[night lily]

now Im not sure if it's a good or bad thing I never did make any creative stuff whether writing or not when i was younger

Then again, what would that imply about the current me

[plucky zenith]

That you’re getting better

[swift badge]

Damn, when it really matters, huh?

[trim tartan]

Alright! Tree, I’ll send it over.

[plucky zenith]

That someday you will share with pride what you’ve made in your earlier days and think of how far you’ve come

I still have a long way to go tbh

[swift badge]

really that badddd???

I wont make fun of you i promise

[plucky zenith]

SiTS was fun but very flawed

[swift badge]

But cheesesticke might

[plucky zenith]

I know that I could most certainly do better now

[night lily]

I mean you should be proud of SitS it was honestly very good

[trim tartan]

I’ll ask Tree.

Pretty damn good!

[plucky zenith]

Send it

[trim tartan]

Sent.

If you start laughing, I won’t mind.

[swift badge]

Oh its 12:20

AM

:)

[trim tartan]

Good night, Crispy. May you never read this.

[swift badge]

Can i ask again when I become old enough to vote

[night lily]

Uhh, I was wondering why Im still coughing so much and apparently the dust is worse near my home

[trim tartan]

Tree’s words, not mine.

[plucky zenith]

[trim tartan]

Fine.

[plucky zenith]

I can’t compete with the world building

[swift badge]

Ill let you know

[plucky zenith]

It’s too powerful

[trim tartan]

I won.

[swift badge]

Heyyyyy

[plucky zenith]

My cringe endures in its length

[swift badge]

Not fair, epochs judges

[trim tartan]

Mine boots you out before you can read that far.

[plucky zenith]

But it does get better later imo

[trim tartan]

I am a learning machine.

[night lily]

Im still awaiting more submission (?)

[swift badge]

For cele

All submissions must be put through epochs

Epochs needs to digest it, somehow

[limpid ore]

whos supposed to be eeping

[plucky zenith]

Me

[swift badge]

[trim tartan]

Above you.

And T13.

[trim tartan]

And you, too.

[plucky zenith]

Which is to say I have nothing to do tomorrow so I can just sleep until noon

[swift badge]

Tree has the most messed up sleep schedule

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

He consistently stays up until the AMs

[limpid ore]

nuh uh im warming the kitty

[plucky zenith]

Nah all my classes are in the afternoon

[swift badge]

i see

[limpid ore]

nalu cant keep herself warm so shes tucked in

[plucky zenith]

I just sleep in really late

Every day

It’s really the life

[swift badge]

I need a slagony to riv horror

…

DRYMM-

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1329628404751798386/1332396647111725096/57px_monksilly_rivflabbergasted.gif

Well this is close enough

Gnight

💥

If i dont wake up in the morning all my belongings go to cheesesticke

Including omniforge

She better finish that shi

[limpid ore]

[night lily]

I think compared to cy, tree would be very healthy

[plucky zenith]

Cy is the real menace

At least I get 8 hours of sleep

Even if it’s most of the morning

[swift badge]

Surprising that Cy is the most wanted sleep police criminal

I usually think of him as a responsible, well moralled person who only wishes the best for others and gives genuine advice when needed, or a thoughtful remark on a subject he finds interesting