secret-stories-misc

[scenic escarp]

My punishment: complete a mural from my backlog

[round loom]

No your punishment is

[swift badge]

i thought we were doing democracy

[scenic escarp]

"Almond"

That's the poem

[plucky zenith]

Some Ancient scholar: 900 page dissertation

[round loom]

Now what are you guys think I should give him his punishment what should I give him

[scenic escarp]

I was gonna say "Apple" but it has too much symbolism

[plucky zenith]

[round loom]

Go ahead choose one

This will be a full team vote

[night lily]

but what if: a fic exploring the emergence of absurdism in their culture.

[plucky zenith]

What if I said I already had something loosely like that planned

[scenic escarp]

Ancient fics must have been wild

[plucky zenith]

The End of Days

Coming out October 2025

Hopefully

[scenic escarp]

Halloween present

[plucky zenith]

Though that’s a fascinating thing to think about

[round loom]

Maybe your punishment should be banished or turn you into a slug cat

[scenic escarp]

NOOOO what is that reply

[swift badge]

make it come out on my birthday

[plucky zenith]

[scenic escarp]

[round loom]

Which one which one now this is going to be interesting

[plucky zenith]

It’s going to be brutally depressing overall but seems like a fun birthday gift

[round loom]

Get the hell back here

[plucky zenith]

Holy shit Beads is writing an Epic

[swift badge]

i get: depression! happy birthday!

[round loom]

Or I'm going to make you scrub the cult of the Lamb toilet

[scenic escarp]

Slugcar I accept my fate

[swift badge]

tremble, tree

[round loom]

No I made my decision

[swift badge]

beads is about to drop the most fire lines

[plucky zenith]

Beads is on the Epic Catalogue section now

[round loom]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1322667085633163316/1324544227035582474/1000000759.webp

For the crimes of breaking

The thing I sentence you

Be

[plucky zenith]

I will awake to 16,000 lines of poetry describing the adventures of scugdysus in the Projan war

[round loom]

@scenic escarp banished

[fringe anchor]

The choice has been made for you, too bad

[plucky zenith]

No Drymm

[scenic escarp]

[plucky zenith]

Banished again

[night lily]

I was thinking about an individual who already achieved ascended status while still alive made some absurdist arts/poems as a commentary/protest against the rigid, zealous culture of pretentious ways of living then ascension via void fluid

[round loom]

Any last words before we send you off

To your banishment

[plucky zenith]

Man the more I’m in this chat the less original I realize I am

[scenic escarp]

Slagony

[plucky zenith]

/j

[swift badge]

then of scugdysus returning home to his wife scugelope

[fringe anchor]

Somebody quote that

[round loom]

Okay no off to your banishment

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1322667085633163316/1324544227035582474/1000000759.webp

[night lily]

Maybe it's just that storyers all have similar brain wavelength

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

oh my god beads is writing engineer 2

[scenic escarp]

Easy (goes to bed)

[long sky]

Bones a thousand times told lovelier, cradled in the loss,
Cracked fingers, hands,
burning palms,
claw the grains to cross

And pull, and swing!
A toss behind you, the grains fly to the wind.
The hand returns to the sun-baked pit, an averment contends.

The level sands continue.

This lone visage breaks the sea.

A bone upturned, a ragged sigh

All we've found is @Crispy

[scenic escarp]

BEADS WHAT

Stapler pin it pin it

[swift badge]

FIRE?

[round loom]

Have fun with your banish I will let you know when You can come back

[swift badge]

all we found is...who?

[plucky zenith]

The ping failed

[swift badge]

@crispy

theres no one named crispy

[round loom]

Had to do the right thing

[scenic escarp]

I think it's for rhyming

[round loom]

Judgment has been served

[long sky]

it kept changing it to girlkisser

[swift badge]

perfect ryhme!

also why am i in the poem

[round loom]

Your banished get going

[swift badge]

this breaks privacy laws

i have to take this to court

[plucky zenith]

Callout post

[swift badge]

sorry beads

[plucky zenith]

Poetic style

Ye olde diss track strikes again

[fringe anchor]

Gotta remember the rulebreaker somehow before they get banished forever from the server /j /silly /lh

[long sky]

Had to be you , your muse bones were the original reference that got buried in the sand

[swift badge]

one day i'll disspear and yall will know why

[long sky]

Had to come full circle

[round loom]

I think I picked the right option

[swift badge]

why am in the sand

why am i bones

[round loom]

Feels good banishing Drymm theycan return when I say so

[fringe anchor]

"Here lies crispy, broke the rules one... no, two... three... a couple of times too many" /j /silly /lh

[night lily]

Calloutpost mentioned @open matrix

[long sky]

Muse bones

[fringe anchor]

*they

[round loom]

My goodness

[plucky zenith]

Because the muse fell from my fingers like sand, any the lost dead words grated my weary bones

[swift badge]

why am i the muse

[plucky zenith]

Your prior stanza had bones too

[long sky]

It did it did

[plucky zenith]

Nah you just drowned in it

[long sky]

Now this part I've entirely forgotten

[swift badge]

why am i drowned in the muse

[plucky zenith]

Because you’re so inspired

[round loom]

Do you think I picked the right option

[swift badge]

what

[plucky zenith]

And cool

[swift badge]

what

????

im genuinely confused

WHERE AM I

AM I THE MUSE?

AM I IN THE MUSE?

AM I THE SAND?

THE BONES?

[plucky zenith]

Poets call people cool in very weird ways

[swift badge]

WHY AM IN THE POEM?

[fringe anchor]

Ermmmmmmm

[round loom]

I'll take that as a yes

[plucky zenith]

Like burying them in sand and turning up their bones

[swift badge]

[swift badge]

[round loom]

Crispy tree that's how you serve judgment in a court

[swift badge]

i mean my status has the word muse in it?

Oh my great muse Sappho, speak through me…

[plucky zenith]

You’re so cool that when we’re pulling the sands of the muse, which falls through our fingers so, we see your bones and think of you

[round loom]

Man I'm the best

I'm a great judge

[plucky zenith]

Also because when you interrupted me by reappearing it sent the muse from my hands

And thus possibly down on you(?)

[swift badge]

[plucky zenith]

Where you were buried in the sand

[swift badge]

oh my god beads is really thinking deep here

[fringe anchor]

Hey, why complain, you are semi-immortalized in misc now!

[trim tartan]

Muses, be with me.

[swift badge]

Is the muse on me now?

[unkempt yew]

Muses?

[swift badge]

[unkempt yew]

Nah, I have music

[plucky zenith]

It’s strangling you

[round loom]

Father don't get the cereal again You already left with the milk

[swift badge]

will she help me write my AP HUG free response question?

[plucky zenith]

And filling your lungs with grains

[swift badge]

[swift badge]

[trim tartan]

Oh, no, I’m back with the cereal already, but unfortunately the milk has spoiled.

[night lily]

Why all this imagery is implying crispy is

[plucky zenith]

Which is representative of what’s happening now

[unkempt yew]

[round loom]

No you better not leave me again

[plucky zenith]

She needs to study

[round loom]

This is the fifth time

[unkempt yew]

Oh ye

[swift badge]

[trim tartan]

Goodbye, my child!

[unkempt yew]

Epochs

[round loom]

Noooooo Father take me with you

[unkempt yew]

Gonna try

[swift badge]

eee

[round loom]

Don't leave me

[swift badge]

ehhhhhhh

[plucky zenith]

But can’t because the muse is filling her lungs with sand as she gasps for other air

[swift badge]

[round loom]

How long have you been a girl kisser

Just wondering

[plucky zenith]

Either way Crispy is dead as hell in a literal sense but like

[swift badge]

ever since i watched the owl house at 11 years old

[plucky zenith]

Shhhhhh

[round loom]

Not owl house nooooii

[swift badge]

im just fucn dead

[swift badge]

what about the owl house

[plucky zenith]

You’re so cool we agreed to kill you

[swift badge]

[round loom]

Don't worry about it

[swift badge]

just like the greek gods

[round loom]

Oh heck yeah new day

[plucky zenith]

By prolonged and brutal asphyxiation

[swift badge]

mortals were just too cool so they died

[trim tartan]

We set you on fire so that your mortality may burn away.

[long sky]

in the sand

[swift badge]

i...

[round loom]

Boy you came back

[trim tartan]

From the ashes, a goddess was born.

[swift badge]

[plucky zenith]

[trim tartan]

A new Crispy.

[swift badge]

[round loom]

Frozen pizza bread at you

[swift badge]

what the hell?

[round loom]

Hey guess what

[long sky]

All hail, new Crispy

[swift badge]

DONT HAIL ME

[long sky]

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

ILL BE A TERRIBLE GOD

[plucky zenith]

New Crispy

[round loom]

https://tenor.com/view/hypno-hypnosis-hypnotize-illusion-optical-illusion-gif-5332716

[swift badge]

Was the old crispy really that bad?

[long sky]

[round loom]

Hypnotize

[plucky zenith]

Her bones come up from the sand

She is reborn from the muse like the flame

[swift badge]

this extended poetic metaphor really isnt necess-

[plucky zenith]

A goddess of all but now so by name

[night lily]

That didn't seem to stop all thousand other gods throughout the mythologies

[round loom]

Oh yeah by the way buy it about your iterator

Your iterators like a sandwich

[swift badge]

thats true

[long sky]

She shines her light above us, she shines her light below

[swift badge]

i-

[round loom]

Yeah about Dr your friend he ain't returned back

[swift badge]

drymm?

[round loom]

Yeah

[plucky zenith]

And the extent of her glory is for never- a-man to know

[swift badge]

*they

also RIP drymm

[long sky]

YEAAAHHHH

TREE CAUGHT THE RHYME PASS

[round loom]

No they stay dead

[swift badge]

[round loom]

That's how you make a grilled cheese

Bang

[swift badge]

hey hey hey thats not server appropriate

DAMN all these kids coming into this server

spouting borderline stuff

and yall warn ME?

SMH

[round loom]

But I need to do what honorable

[swift badge]

what is honorable is not server appropriate

[round loom]

Okay fine I'll change it

[swift badge]

i dont like you shooting drymm

[scenic escarp]

Maybe tone down on the violence, wouldn't want you in trouble

[swift badge]

lets keep you in the server

[round loom]

You're still banished get out

I'll tell you when you can return

[scenic escarp]

But my fwiends

[round loom]

And that's when I said so

[swift badge]

[unkempt yew]

[scenic escarp]

I am shriveling in isolation

[swift badge]

ill fight you for them

ill fight you and win

[round loom]

No but You're still banished

[swift badge]

ill drag drymm back from the underworld

and i will not look back

[long sky]

Crispy'll getcha

[round loom]

Good

[scenic escarp]

[swift badge]

I NEED MY EDITOR

[plucky zenith]

Can’t believe our new goddess is already performing miracles

[round loom]

You're still banished get out

[swift badge]

[plucky zenith]

These deities grow up so fast these days

[round loom]

https://tenor.com/view/hypno-hypnosis-hypnotize-illusion-optical-illusion-gif-5332716

[swift badge]

[round loom]

No you want to play like that word cheated

This is why you create slug cat OCs that are broken against iterators

[swift badge]

give drymm back buddy

they need to proofread omniforge

[round loom]

No

He can return what I say so

[swift badge]

okay square up

roll those sleeves up

lets fight

[round loom]

All right say this

[scenic escarp]

They don't need to return me because I have free will

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

this

there

happy?

[round loom]

Huh

[plucky zenith]

Lmaooo

New fable just dropped

[swift badge]

[round loom]

Yes

[swift badge]

are any of my canon events now just immortalized in fairy tales?

[plucky zenith]

And new Demi-God Drymm?

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

oh this is going to end badly

[round loom]

https://tenor.com/view/pebble-backflip-dies-explodes-dandys-world-gif-15157841587592364004

[scenic escarp]

Stories lore turned fanfic

[round loom]

Oh heck yeah I'm good at shooting games

[plucky zenith]

Our religion expands rapidly

[scenic escarp]

But with scugs

[swift badge]

stop worshipping me

i-

[plucky zenith]

[round loom]

Hey wait a minute I said you're still banished how many times do I got to say it

[swift badge]

i can just chill immortally but like- if im immortal aint no way ima be wasting my time on earth no more

[scenic escarp]

I'm free now, Crispy freed me

[round loom]

[fringe anchor]

*they

[swift badge]

[round loom]

Fine You are no longer banished

[plucky zenith]

Ascending from the world already?

[round loom]

But under one condition

[swift badge]

[round loom]

Listen closely

[plucky zenith]

Man deities really do grow up so fast now

[night lily]

Why would you go though the universe is kinda empty and uninteractable

[round loom]

You will have to take care of this slug pup

And you owe me 72 child support

[plucky zenith]

[scenic escarp]

[plucky zenith]

Wow our fables are getting weird too

[fringe anchor]

What's better, debt and a child or banishment?

[plucky zenith]

The religion comes along splendidly

[scenic escarp]

TREE WHAT

[round loom]

And plus you You owe the lamb from cult of the Lamb OC

Now pay up

[scenic escarp]

I only have jetfish soup to offer

[round loom]

Smacks the jellyfish soup

I said you got to pay up no pay up

[plucky zenith]

Listen, is it really a religion if it doesn’t have really weird stories involving pregnancy???

Like

Every single one.

[fringe anchor]

Is this why Aerie is no longer with us?

[scenic escarp]

But I canonically have Soulwing

[round loom]

Tree may I have permission

To

Uhhhhh

[plucky zenith]

Our religion is going to have really fucked up lineages too

Also nothing new at all

[round loom]

Make a server for the entire rain world book club

Please

May I have permission

[fringe anchor]

Does kinda miss the point, no?

[plucky zenith]

Why am I the authority here?

[fringe anchor]

Suppose 'cuz you made the place?

[round loom]

Oh come on now why

[scenic escarp]

I think book club is fine as it is

[long sky]

Yeah I like book club, we don't need a separate server

[round loom]

Come on now

[fringe anchor]

Isolating it from the server would make it less accessible

[round loom]

Since when was that I think

[plucky zenith]

Problem is that recruiting is hard if we are in a different server

[long sky]

And it also seems like a step back. The whole point is to be connected to a wider community

[round loom]

I'm getting wombled comboed

[plucky zenith]

Sorry fren

[swift badge]

religion

[round loom]

You can't do this to me

[swift badge]

did i just

create a religion

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

is drymm going to have a child

[plucky zenith]

And a pantheon with some fables to boot

[swift badge]

what

[plucky zenith]

Apparently she did???

[swift badge]

with witness

[round loom]

Yes indeed he owes me $72 child support

[swift badge]

AND SOULWING?

WHAT?

[plucky zenith]

And it was a scup??

[swift badge]

BUT-

okay nevermindddd

lets just go along iwht it

[plucky zenith]

Listen, every religion gets its weird stories

[round loom]

What about a cult of the Lamb server

[plucky zenith]

It’s par for the course

[round loom]

Come on

[night lily]

I think this's getting too weird

[round loom]

[plucky zenith]

I’d join a CoTL server if you made it

Though I don’t know much of it

[scenic escarp]

Yeah

[plucky zenith]

Would be a different community than those here

[round loom]

Bet but can we have everyone from the rain world book club

[swift badge]

apologies

[swift badge]

i dont play CoTL

and i dislike joining servers greatly

[round loom]

Would you like me to explain everything

Trust me I'm an expert at explaining stuff

This will be off game topic

[plucky zenith]

Beads our religion is already being disavowed

[scenic escarp]

Speedrunning

[plucky zenith]

Deities really grow up too fast these days

[round loom]

What is that mean

[swift badge]

i dont like joining servers

i need to know whats going on all th time and checking that many servers is overwhelming

[round loom]

bra

[swift badge]

i hate it so much that even if cheesesticke invited me to another server i would refuse

[round loom]

Man it might be because you iterators have a circuit issue causes you to fight That's why you don't like cheese stick

You chicken wing

[plucky zenith]

In two hours, our religion:
-Had a creation myth

• Crispy’s apotheosis
• a pantheon
• extremely violent stories (sand)
• a fable involving twisted words (Crispy saying “this”)
• a really weird fable
• a recognition of its fault
• a movement to atheism

All in all

Good religion run

[round loom]

Huh

[plucky zenith]

Any%

[fringe anchor]

Next step is outlawing from the server /j /silly /lh

[round loom]

Outline what server

[scenic escarp]

Most normal day in stories chat

[round loom]

Boy you better pay up You have 72 child support so you got to pay

[plucky zenith]

Beads is really a master at religion any% runs

[round loom]

What is this all mean

[plucky zenith]

We made a religion in stories chat

[round loom]

[plucky zenith]

About Crisby drowning in sand

[round loom]

A religion

[long sky]

I think this is the second one

Third one?

[round loom]

Where do I sign up

Give me the sign sheet

[long sky]

I think Crispy was the centroid for one of the other ones too lol

[round loom]

I'll sign it right now

[swift badge]

wHY AM I ALWAYS STARTING RELIGIONS

[plucky zenith]

This is the best one so far

We hit all the marks

[swift badge]

I AM NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING HOLY?

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

THERES NOTHING SPECIAL????? JUST A RANDOM DUDE YOU TOOK AND MADE A GOD???

[long sky]

[round loom]

Where do I sign up

[round loom]

Hi

[plucky zenith]

That’s the fun part

[long sky]

Do you think any god could be created without some randomness or apathy?

[trim tartan]

You don’t think. Therefore, you are not.

Thus, we can make you a deity.

[plucky zenith]

Remember when we did that with some guy called Jesus, Beads?

I wonder what came of that

[round loom]

Huh

[long sky]

I vaguely remember jesus beads

[trim tartan]

Oh, I meant to say that to Crispy.

[swift badge]

okay i dont hate cheesesticke

[round loom]

Krispy krolly fries

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

sorry if it looked like that i often tell her i hate her

[unkempt yew]

There's what now

[round loom]

Sure you don't

[swift badge]

[unkempt yew]

disappeared

[swift badge]

no really, i love her
shes literally one of my greatest friends of all time

[round loom]

Okay now you're changing sides

[long sky]

@gleaming valley

[swift badge]

i just pretend to hate her

AW DONT PING HER

[long sky]

She must know

[swift badge]

DAMN IT

[plucky zenith]

Quickly hide the messages

[trim tartan]

No. She must sleep.

[swift badge]

She cant know i like her

i must delete the messages

[round loom]

Then stop pretending and be nice Tell her how you really feel

[swift badge]

all evidence shall be destoryed

[trim tartan]

God-parent Celestium says- wait, what?

[swift badge]

its funny to pretend

[swift badge]

not romantically

platonically

[round loom]

It's been long enough no more pretending

[swift badge]

i have a wife chat

[round loom]

Where

[plucky zenith]

We’re fanfic writers.

[round loom]

I got to get myself a wife

[swift badge]

oh so now you dont belive me

pssh

[swift badge]

but its silly

[round loom]

No I do believe you

[swift badge]

it shows our true bonds as friends

if she wasnt that close i would never say those things to her

[swift badge]

crispy x cheesesticke fanfic when (fluff) (slowburn)

[round loom]

No more the funniest gone

[plucky zenith]

I was gonna make that joke

[trim tartan]

I think we steer clear from shipping real people.

[round loom]

@gleaming valley

[swift badge]

LMAO beat you too it

STOP PINGING HER

[swift badge]

safe bet, apologies

[round loom]

Crispy has something to say to you

[swift badge]

butttttt she literally wanted to marry me at one point

[round loom]

It's important

[trim tartan]

Shipping the character yhey play are more acceptable, though!

[long sky]

Cheese needs sleep

[swift badge]

ik stop pinging her

[round loom]

Who are you getting married to just wondering

[swift badge]

im already married

[long sky]

And I do too , it's bedtime

[round loom]

But it's fun

[trim tartan]

Good night.

[swift badge]

cheesesticke told me polyamory i said no

[unkempt yew]

Need everyone in the night dimensioners to eep

[swift badge]

[round loom]

Sweet teach me how to get a girlfriend

[trim tartan]

I say we don’t disturb her and let the sleepers sleep.

[long sky]

Far past bedtime, I got caught up in the timeless highs and lows of religion creation

[night lily]

Why storymisc has so much spicy revelations today

[plucky zenith]

Does this count as a sleep police riot?

[unkempt yew]

☝️

[swift badge]

have my charm

[plucky zenith]

Hate it when I do that

Goodnight Beads

[round loom]

All right you're going to teach me

I need myself a girlfriend

[long sky]

Night!

[plucky zenith]

It was a pleasure poetrying with you

[trim tartan]

No, Crispy is sleeping.

[swift badge]

also have unending loyalty and unconditional love to someone you trust

[long sky]

We should poetry again soon

[swift badge]

no crispy is sleeping. remove the comma

[trim tartan]

Wish I were any good at it.

[unkempt yew]

Crsipy ||||

[round loom]

Trust me I'm good at it

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

[plucky zenith]

Ageeeed

[round loom]

No she must no longer sleep

[swift badge]

what

sleep is like

[night lily]

All the more reason to do em more

[swift badge]

my favorite thing

[round loom]

Can we go find someone I need a girlfriend

[swift badge]

[round loom]

[swift badge]

why do you need a girlfriend so bad

stay single, thats cool

[round loom]

There are a lot of lesions I can list this but I prefer not to say

[round loom]

How so

[unkempt yew]

Life as a single is cool

[swift badge]

not gonna be a wingman, you pull with your own work

[plucky zenith]

A lot of lesions? You should probably get that checked out

[swift badge]

single people are cool on their own!

[unkempt yew]

It is cool

[plucky zenith]

/j

[night lily]

Speaking of which, when will my muse come back i wonder? They said they're going to the store to get some milk... (/j)

[swift badge]

hate to break it to you uncle-

[round loom]

What do you mean get checked out

[unkempt yew]

I'm still OG, ye?

[swift badge]

perhaps

[unkempt yew]

[round loom]

I'm already in pain all right I need a girlfriend before I fall and collapse

[swift badge]

being dependent on romantic relationships isnt necessarily healthy

you have to be cool on your own too!

[trim tartan]

You are a whole.

You are complete.

[plucky zenith]

I was making a joke about things
Truth is, a relationship won’t change anything really

[swift badge]

there is no you are my half i am your half

[plucky zenith]

You don’t need one

Nor should you feel obligated to find one

It’s not as great as you think it is

[swift badge]

you both are whole and you both will always be whole

[unkempt yew]

[unkempt yew]

Wait am I invisible?

Why my words transparent?

[round loom]

Huh

[unkempt yew]

Oh wait

[swift badge]

mhm

[unkempt yew]

Nvm

[plucky zenith]

A girlfriend is ultimately another person

They will have all the same flaws and shortcomings as you

[round loom]

But I'm dying

[unkempt yew]

Being single is cool dude

[swift badge]

d-dying?

[round loom]

Yeah I'm on life support right now

[plucky zenith]

He is dying of longing…

[night lily]

I'd say if one is still struggling with one's responsibilities, having another person will be much more difficult to handle

[plucky zenith]

He is from a Shakespeare play

[round loom]

No I'm dying due to a rare disease called slug cat perosis

[swift badge]

[unkempt yew]

[swift badge]

and a girlfirend will cure that?

[unkempt yew]

Oops

[swift badge]

i can tell you my wife aint gonna cure none of my diseases

[unkempt yew]

I meant to ping Epochs

[round loom]

Man my oxygen tank of life support is about to run out damn

[swift badge]

goodbye see you in the afterlife!

there he goes

on the train to the underworld

[unkempt yew]

Now I understand why pinging in laptop is hard

[round loom]

Really

[plucky zenith]

Crispy runs the afterlife

[unkempt yew]

[plucky zenith]

She knows

[trim tartan]

On the road to hell there was a railroad line! /lyr

[swift badge]

for realsies :)

[round loom]

Tree just teach me

[night lily]

Crispy not beating being a divine being allegation/j

[swift badge]

it was unintentional

[round loom]

Titanium

[unkempt yew]

Crispy is a minor deity

[plucky zenith]

Teach you what?

[swift badge]

uranium

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

oo fun game

[round loom]

We have been talking about it for the past 1 hour

[swift badge]

lets list out all the elements on the peroidic table

[round loom]

Sandwich Pearl

[swift badge]

not an element but okay

[unkempt yew]

No

[swift badge]

gold

[plucky zenith]

I mean, I’m not exactly a womanizer myself

[unkempt yew]

[trim tartan]

Vanadium.

[swift badge]

[plucky zenith]

Perhaps that’s a question better for your dad

[round loom]

Corona virus

[unkempt yew]

Being single is nice

[trim tartan]

I am, uh, straightn’t.

[swift badge]

carbon

[round loom]

Teach me how to get a girlfriend

[swift badge]

only pull men

[swift badge]

also not an element

[trim tartan]

Boron.

[unkempt yew]

I am straight

[swift badge]

magnesium

[round loom]

Tax fraud

[trim tartan]

Also, we really shouldn’t.

[swift badge]

i am not straight

[scenic escarp]

Tree told you he doesn't know, Witness

[plucky zenith]

I’ll be honest with you… I have never been out with a girl

[unkempt yew]

Calcium

[trim tartan]

Sodium.

[night lily]

Ununennium /hj

[plucky zenith]

I literally am useless here

[scenic escarp]

And I agree with Celestium

[round loom]

No I need it

[swift badge]

people refused sir

its best to go along with their wishes no?

[round loom]

[unkempt yew]

Sorry dude

[swift badge]

no one knows

we're all discord people

[trim tartan]

Good person, I don’t think we can.

[swift badge]

do you think we go out?

[unkempt yew]

We ain't expert

[unkempt yew]

Well occasionally for me

[round loom]

Dang it

[plucky zenith]

I mean, I’ve mentioned going on dates a couple times in this chat but like

We don’t exactly have vibrant love lives here

[swift badge]

whistles tree pulls

[unkempt yew]

:saintboogie:

[round loom]

Oof

[night lily]

Also it'd be too personal i suppose, this conversation isn't private at all, someone else outside could see these

[trim tartan]

We really don’t know what we’re doing here.

[unkempt yew]

Aight

[plucky zenith]

[trim tartan]

So, please do stop.

[unkempt yew]

we endin this

[plucky zenith]

When I want to

[round loom]

The reason why we're here is we're making cookies

[unkempt yew]

No more chatting of relationship

[round loom]

Now let us cook All right watch this

[round loom]

But I need dating advice

[unkempt yew]

No more, no less

[round loom]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1233499397266870307/1240330168787140738/cachedGif.gif

[trim tartan]

That is not advice we can give.

[swift badge]

it makes people here uncomfortable; so i do recommend ceasing /srs

[unkempt yew]

Sorry dude, we ain't experts nor experienced

[round loom]

But sir

[swift badge]

sir its best not to insist

you have to respect chat

[plucky zenith]

Again, I think your dad is probably someone better for this than us

[unkempt yew]

Just let it go for a moment

[trim tartan]

Good person, it is best that you do not pressure me. We are writers, not therapists or parents.

[unkempt yew]

We are not experienced

[round loom]

Oof

[night lily]

Unrelated, but whenever anton is typing, the name gets cut off and I thought it's 'Anton, The Aspirin'

[unkempt yew]

WHAT?!

[round loom]

Okay hold up I have a genius idea

[swift badge]

its actually a server rule not to talk about these kind of personal subjects

[round loom]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-loaf-bread-meme-cute-gif-27293667

[swift badge]

i would know i looked over server rules

after breaking them...

[plucky zenith]

It’s not supposed to be a roast but like none of my dating strategies would work for you

[swift badge]

LMAO?

[plucky zenith]

Your dad would be more useful here

[unkempt yew]

Oya, we need to stop the relationship for a moment

[round loom]

Oh man

[unkempt yew]

Y'know what

[round loom]

Wait how many days do I have left until my birthday shoot I forgot to check the calendar

Oh no

[swift badge]

you check? idk how old i am anymore

[unkempt yew]

As a the Founder of NASPF, free pardon

[trim tartan]

I know. But purely because I remind myself basically every week.

[round loom]

Come on it's easy to doubt

[unkempt yew]

Also, who's up for a galic phone

[swift badge]

i think im 28

[unkempt yew]

[trim tartan]

Not at the moment. I’ll try join later.

[swift badge]

[scenic escarp]

Is too late for me, otherwise would have loved to

[round loom]

Are you sure

[unkempt yew]

Even in the laptop

[swift badge]

gotta sleep now

[swift badge]

nope!

also no age drop no siree

[trim tartan]

Bye, Crispy!

[unkempt yew]

[round loom]

Did you really speak at Spanish

[swift badge]

crispu

[unkempt yew]

Later Crispy

[scenic escarp]

Me when I was in high school

[plucky zenith]

[trim tartan]

Sleep well!

[swift badge]

non, francias

[round loom]

Oh yeah we're playing that

[night lily]

Again, Curse the round earth timezones

[plucky zenith]

Farewell crispy

[plucky zenith]

If only it were flat

[round loom]

サンドイッチが食べたい

[swift badge]

all you ignorant people; must you know that the earth is flat!

[swift badge]

alas, AP test needs studying for

[round loom]

They don't know that I know Japan very well

[unkempt yew]

Bakit kayo nagsasabi nga flat ang atin mundo?

[swift badge]

im not going to sleep just yet

[trim tartan]

Then good luck with the studying.

[plucky zenith]

Anton kinda does I think

[swift badge]

[plucky zenith]

[unkempt yew]

No

[swift badge]

actually ill probably be here...

[round loom]

Oh no my cover's been blown

[unkempt yew]

I don't speak Nihon

[trim tartan]

Anton is from the Philippines.

[round loom]

Auto I have one question

[plucky zenith]

Yeah but he said he was studying it at some point iirc

[round loom]

Can you guess this

チキンウィング

[night lily]

go drill that neuron diagram into your head /j

[plucky zenith]

Unless I’m hallucinating

[unkempt yew]

I don't speak Japanese

[round loom]

Just take a guess

[unkempt yew]

Hindi ko kabalo mag hambal sang Hapon, budlay gid na ya

[swift badge]

aw im studying AP gave up on french and science a long time ago; settled for the thing that would affect my grade the most

[unkempt yew]

[round loom]

Cómo va su día

[swift badge]

i dont speak american, sorry

[round loom]

Pat Pat

[round loom]

That's not American that's Spanish

You know Spanish

[swift badge]

[night lily]

Wait, what's AP in this context again? (I thought either Advanced Placement or Applied Physics )

[unkempt yew]

Aight

Gonna type

[swift badge]

advanced placement (physics )

[unkempt yew]

Later again stroy

[swift badge]

AP HUG

human geography

[swift badge]

i do not

[night lily]

Applied applied math i see

[plucky zenith]

When no hugging class

[round loom]

Bro are you serious

[swift badge]

fr class asked my AP HUG teacher if we could have nap time he said no

[swift badge]

im never serious im always crispy

call me crispy please

[round loom]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-oneshot-ballin-teste-niko-ballin-gif-26110464

[swift badge]

some people calle me scoop and i find that really wierd

[plucky zenith]

Scoop

[swift badge]

i have beef with people who call me scoop

[round loom]

Crispy I think you need to join the cult of the Lamb server

[night lily]

crispyscoop

[round loom]

Trust me hear me up there are a lot of good stuff there

[swift badge]

crispy i dont think i need to join the CoTL server

[swift badge]

perhaps since crispy is an adj and scoop is a noun

[round loom]

And plus I'll be able to teach you everything of cult of the lamb

[swift badge]

i really would like to know on my own accord

[night lily]

crspscp

[round loom]

Ok

[round loom]

Crispy curly fried

[plucky zenith]

Crispyscoop, loqtour of stories, author of OMF, blessed diety of stories misc, wife to one, friend to many.

[swift badge]

if cheesesticke continues to exist it may be wife to two.

[plucky zenith]

I will amend the titles when necessary

[swift badge]

lmaooo

nah i could never loyal

but there is a funny screenshot let me find it-

[plucky zenith]

Anyway, my boughs are weary

I must sleep now

Farewell chat

[swift badge]

found it

[plucky zenith]

[round loom]

This is my home

[swift badge]

i saw that

you cant just ghost ping me like that

[round loom]

Huh

[swift badge]

augh im exhausted

actualy going to bed now

goodnight

passes away

[round loom]

Good night epp

Now then I can start my plan

[swift badge]

[round loom]

No one here

Oh shoot

[swift badge]

[round loom]

Go to sleep

[swift badge]

sure yea

[round loom]

Okay finally I have this place all to myself

No anyways as I was saying about my plan

[round loom]

Now that looks like a great outfit

Look at the textures very great

There's also looks like crispy

This is going to be a little secret project and no one knows

[round loom]

Now this I do not know what it is

Bullock's hella fine

[eager warren]

YIPPEE

AAAAAAAA

[gleaming valley]

[round loom]

Uhhhhh

[eager warren]

Cant love you too much cheese stick
Crispys wife might get mad

[round loom]

Crispy is sleeping

[eager warren]

for now

[round loom]

Go to sleep

[eager warren]

Nuh uh

its only 8:40 PM

[round loom]

https://tenor.com/view/hypno-hypnosis-hypnotize-illusion-optical-illusion-gif-5332716

[eager warren]

[round loom]

Hell yeah that's the console the hypnotizers ability

[eager warren]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-cat-falling-over-surface-that-makes-you-fall-over-if-you-so-much-as-touch-it-stinkbugs11-gif-1432057212288939431

[round loom]

Cheese stick

[eager warren]

https://tenor.com/view/guardians-of-the-galaxy-groot-whoa-woah-shocked-gif-18494567

[round loom]

Go to sleep

[gleaming valley]

[round loom]

Mine

[gleaming valley]

what

youre taking me??

[round loom]

Yes

[round loom]

[gleaming valley]

hol on ill be back

[round loom]

https://tenor.com/view/ups-kidnap-suffocate-wrap-take-gif-21152457

You're mine

[round loom]

Hug

[round loom]

Gg

[eager warren]

[hoary knot]

Hello misc.

[fringe anchor]

[hoary knot]

Hi Piotr!

[swift badge]

I hate you

[austere hawk]

Good luck on your tests today @swift badge

[fringe anchor]

good luck indeed!

[gleaming valley]

WAIT YOU HAVE TESTS??

DONT DIE PLEASE

[swift badge]

I will die out of spite

[gleaming valley]

[hoary knot]

Don’t die or I tell your mom.

[swift badge]

i think my mom would know

[long sky]

You can do it Crispy!

If you pass all your tests I'll do you a free commission

[swift badge]

what

[long sky]

Gotta pass em though

[iron totem]

Good luck with your tests

No pressure

[austere hawk]

Maybe i write some hornet if you pass your tests? Hmmm

[long sky]

Ooh

Crispy you have to pass now, you've been blessed by banan for a Hornet chapter

[dire jewel]

I’ll draw 5 pixels of Sliver of Straw if you pass

[fringe anchor]

Ultimate motivator

[eager warren]

Damn
5 Pebbles got reduced to 5 Pixels

I guess that’s what happens when Slugcats keep fuckin with his ram

[iron totem]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-rizz-sigma-grind-good-morning-gif-11262913974801428460

Good luck fellow sigma /silly

[dire jewel]

How it feels to slowly pull out my computer’s ram while it’s running ARK: Survival Evolved

[eager warren]

How it feels when I poke someone in the back with a cold metal can to make them reach the high note of a song

My cats loving beside me

I so happy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1167414207499751466/1305383210829615115/82ee2b8a-c5aa-4b55-b20f-d647892899cc.gif

[dire jewel]

You all should listen to songs about corporate greed while writing incoherent lore

[eager warren]

Nuh uh

I listen to sad music as I think of narly lore

Like how the Miros Vulture in the AU is a stitched almagamation of King Vultures Sister and the Leader of the Miros Bird biker gang

[gleaming valley]

me, the most mischievous and silliest creature to ever be a fan of dark vocaloids:

[eager warren]

Damn
Keep scientists away from them
They might drain them of all their blood

[dire jewel]

Hit me up with those dark vocaloid songs PLEASE

[gleaming valley]

aw man i hate it when they do that

[gleaming valley]

its mostly maretu

[dire jewel]

Vocaloid (and similar stuff) is peak

[iron totem]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61214146

[gleaming valley]

[gleaming valley]

WHAT

[iron totem]

On the note of vocaloids

[gleaming valley]

[eager warren]

What have you done

[gleaming valley]

lemme read this rq

[eager warren]

Why have you done

How have you done

Where have you done

And of course

Who have you done

[gleaming valley]

SLAGONY

GOD DAMN MIKU

YOU REALLY NEED TWO??

[dire jewel]

https://youtu.be/hOrTU2NNDVQ There’s quite a few Vocaloid remakes of this but sadly none of them hit as hard to me :[

[iron totem]

I love this fic, needs more kudos

[gleaming valley]

yknow what no i get it, being a pop star must be exhausting she must be really hungry

[austere hawk]

This is diabolical

[dire jewel]

Fun fact: This bitch sounds like Hatsune Miku

[gleaming valley]

living and tomb is something that should never be said in the same sentence around me

i will enter brainrot mode

also

https://tenor.com/view/art-eaten-art-eat-art-eaten-consumed-gif-3964616362436141214

[dire jewel]

It’s a lyric in an Aviators song 💔

This is the funniest screenshot ever to me

[eager warren]

I should do more stories on The Long legs in my AU

I think I cooked with their concept

That, and I’m now adding in the fact they have brain damage

[gleaming valley]

the long legs as in the rot or the meme that went on in art gallery a couple days ago?

or a different long legs

[eager warren]

The Rot

[gleaming valley]

oka

[eager warren]

This is what the Daddy long legs look like in the AU
[Body horror warning]

Their pretty silly

Too bad they like never show up much

They also got their own Version of “Stronger then you”

But that’s not as silly

[open matrix]

[swift badge]

5 whole pixels of SOS?

its a deal

[swift badge]

Omg its my favorite gif 🐺

[swift badge]

[swift badge]

Whats your definition of pass?

[long sky]

Hm

70 or above

[eager warren]

Isn’t a pass over 50

[swift badge]

youre making it too easy

[long sky]

Depends on where you're from

[swift badge]

50 is not a pass in america

[long sky]

I think 50 passing is a uk thing yeah

[ocean void]

An actual pass is like 40% or something here

I got 52% and that was like an A so

[long sky]

70 and above is passing

[eager warren]

Damn

[hoary knot]

In Quebec, some classes need a grade over 75%.

[eager warren]

As long as you got a 50 or more you were good

[hoary knot]

Hello stories.

[swift badge]

Fine 70 then

[ocean void]

Pass grade is pretty low here but the tests are apparently harder
I've never done a test in another country so idk how it compares but eh

[hoary knot]

Worst part is that it’s all the science classes that require a 75+!

[ocean void]

I've only gotten my science scores back rn

[hoary knot]

Huh?

[ocean void]

Last week was my exam week

[hoary knot]

Oooh! Okay.

Finals in January is cursed, lol.

[ocean void]

52% in chemistry
72% in physics
76% in biology

[hoary knot]

Chemistry sucks.

The math in chemistry is awful.

And half the time it doesn’t make sense/isn’t intuitive.

[ocean void]

Somehow I got an A in chemistry though
Or equivalent grade

[hoary knot]

How?!

[ocean void]

No idea

[hoary knot]

British grading system?

[ocean void]

Yeah

But it was super lenient even for that

[hoary knot]

Damn.

[limpid ore]

0-59 was an f for every school ive been to

[gleaming valley]

thats the ‘murican way

[hoary knot]

Yeah, it was a fail for me too.

[ocean void]

The grade boundaries are different for every subject so idk what I've got for the others yet

[gleaming valley]

/j /silly

[hoary knot]

(Except for science classes, where you needed to have over 75.)

[eager warren]

We didn’t have those
I had the “if you don’t pass this test, you fail the class no matter what grade you get” and the test would be like 2 thirds into the year

[hoary knot]

Girl…

[eager warren]

Like cool, I failed the test, why should I show up for the rest of this class if I’ve failed it anyway

[gleaming valley]

what..

[limpid ore]

thats actual insanity

[ocean void]

I don't think we even have a concept of failing classes until actual GSCEs

[hoary knot]

That’s an awful way to grade your academic performances if I’ve ever seen any.