#secret-stories-misc
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yea!
Ignore me
👉🛏️


I Dont Wanna!
go eepers
ill get fred to tell you about word debt

I will fight for my Disobediance to stay up!

im gonna eat it

Alright!!
delicious

Cheese stick guess what

the new terraria update just dropped?
/j /silly

Close but no
I have almost all modded slug cats

Cheese stick I might be the first ever person to owe almost all modded slug cats

So cheese stick what you doing
Ok
Crispy

How are you
Gonna take test
You got this crispy You can beat this test
By the way have you seen a modded slug cat walk around here
Because they're hiding from me and I'm trying to collect them
oh yeh
i mean
number 9
would i have to add it or can i just leave it as is?
Add
i did not beat the test
... or DID YOU? 
Damn

That bad?
Nooooo

Hugs tightly
... ain't that a passing grade? 

Well uh
You'll get 'em next time?
Passing would be 70 but thats still pretty bad...
👍
seventy for a passing??? 
"Passing" not succeeding
If you want a "good" grade then its 85-100
I'm not the one in need of a hug 
It okay i can write my worries away
Damn okay, that's rough, wtf 

the hugalomaniac strikes again
Next chapter of OMF gonna be extra angsty
/silly /lh
America
Ah 
Wish you the best, you got it next time
Doing horrible on a few tests is to be expected and doesn't matter too much
Yeah it was a smaller test; not too big of a deal
a smaller test will become even smaller when you look at the grand scheme of things
the smallest test
the microscopic test
90 - 100, a
80 - 89. b
70 - 79, c
60 - 69, d
0 - 59, f
grading sucks 

Yeah our system is a bit different
I GOT AN F FU-
I think you need like 50% for a "passing" grade
what place ever has 50 as a failing?
my schools always considered 70 as the minimum passing grade
I'd imagine it wouldn't be very high but not failing
murica 🦅
im in murica
Yes indeed


There's one more modded slug cat that I'm missing and he's in the goddamn wiki but I can't find him

Some of the mods on the wiki have been taken down by the mod author
Also, I know some modded scugs are incompatible with each other.
Hey Raven there's one more modded slug cat in the wiki that I need to download but I can't find them can you help me find them
Are you surprised
yes
My good friend I believe you too can download all the modded slug cats in the wiki
i don't want to

Why not
I haven't even finished any of the basegame campaigns
how will I finish any modded ones
None of them?

i am too stupid
Which one is it, maybe I've heard of it?
By the way have any of you seen a modded slug cat that goes by the name The Scavenger
Nope
The Scavenger
Because I cannot find him
Probably been taken down from the workshop by the mod author and is no longer available then
But then how is it still in the wiki
Wouldn't it just get removed from the wiki


Could be several reasons. Besides, there are very few mod wiki editors, like 5 
Best place to ask for mods is #modded-gameplay
Okay
Raven I have all modded slug cats now

Hey @swift badge @wraith bear I have some news for you I have all modded slug cats now 
Now then what to do
Crispy should I give the modded slug cats guns

Hunger games
why
hey you didnt ping me 
/silly /nm
That doesn't seem like a safe option
Fun
fun 
exactly
Sorry
But why The hunger games You know all these slug cats have modded abilities
They would all cheat


thats a lot of scuglats
I just got a genius idea
I know when you have power you have power
what
I might plan to fuse all modded slug cats into one slug cat making a whole new powerhouse

It might be a great idea
Or maybe make a OC of their fusion who knows
the controls on that scug would be absolutely crazy
using every key on the keyboard
Indeed
wait im a controller player 
how many combonations will there be
How many combinations
yeh
combonations
Well then to answer your question if we pull up the wiki

So in total of how many modded slug cats we have
im trying to think of the controls of the scugs that ive played 
I think there's 90 slugs

And each in one of these slugs are from different timelines introducing new iterators new places and other stuff

yeh 
Are you surprised how many there are

the wanderer is my fav timeline cuz thays when things get badly fucked up 
mildly 
My favorite is all of them no further questions
90 modded slug cats
With each their own different abilities
Underneath our control
ive played vinki, technomancer, wanderer, pearlcat, and quirrelcat
i think ive played others but i cannot remember rn 
Can you please give me a natural description of the others
I might be able to help you find which ones

ive played like five minutes of the one with the glider
from the deadlands mod
i cant rember any others 
the timelines is the entire reason i got technomancer tbh 
i found it and i was like
PRE PEBBLES?!?!
and them got the mod immediately
True
i got hit by trains like four times cuz i wanted to see if there was anything i could do to survive being hit 
spoiler alert, i never survived
It belongs to the modded slug cat matriarch
do you know how to code?
cuz if not we’re gonna need help from the folks in modded
cuz barely know shit about coding 
Nope I barely know a single thing my brain's like a bunch of rocks like mini clones of slug pups
Swear
Okay I'm calling the murderer slug cat

man

i can kind of code

i do vaguely remember this 


a small program that lets you send messages anonymously to a discord server through a webhook
honestly even if its kinda i still have mad respect for you 
I figured out my code thingamadoodle has an extension where I can just make zip files
i always get intimidated by a blank thing when coding
so if I were to do it now I'd probably just have it be a zip file but with a different extension

and although that's less interesting I suppose I shouldn't try to reinvent the wheel
Lote
lote

Swear
STOP SWEARING
Put hand on shoulder did you at least learn all the different destiny lore
and the wanderer carries the gold pearl that caused the entire thing between pebbles and moon
OH NO I FORGOT
IM SO SORRY


Should we at least try to see how far we can go of making our mod together if you want to
Just the three of us
uhh

Promise me you'll watch the destiny 2 lower
A slug cat but it's a gun
a what?
a thing in your site of the local group where theres a tiny critter in like the bottom corner of the screen and when you click on it it squeeks
oh
I can't code things in websites
aw man
only independent programs

I could make like
I want that so bad I want to shoot scavengers
with a gun that squeaks 
I'm going to start terrorism on the scavengers

You heard me all scavengers must go extinct
Pulls out gun
It's time to start what I started a long time ago

They made my entire space slug cat tribe go extinct

I ain't going to let that slide
@wraith bear @gleaming valley are you ready to make scavengers go extinct
no :(
Why not
I like them
Why
they look funny

That's still not a reason they're bad people
They killed my brother they killed artificials child what's next another slug cat that's got to pay another sacrifice do the scavengers
artificials
Thank you

Okay May I relax on your lap
I'm tired
its gone
Builds new ones
crispy cooked me up
I'm napping where I'm napping and yes you can pet me

Falls on the floor comfy


Meow 

Meow
now should i draw or play the sims 4 
Up to you
im indecisive
Draw.
i've actually now made the bouncing the main mechanic
the bullets don't hit enemies until they've bounced, so you must bounce the bullets off the walls to hit enemies
Wait imagine a slug cat being able to bounce

Or I don't know something else
boink
You got to teach me how to make a rain world mod
I dont know how in the slightest
Then let's go ask one of the modders from rain world or the rain world monitors server for help

There's nothing stopping us
i forgot to code what happens if you die so I'm gonna do that and then post it for you to play
it's not very interesting but
No it's really interesting it's going to be fun let me play this
this has to be one of the greatest things ive seen in the past week
Indeed
I really want to make a rain world mod so bad but only if we had this talent

just refresh if you lose
It's so fun to play
Yes
What do you mean it's so fun to play


Nvm that makes me cringe too hard
Flashbang

youre gonna havta give me at least a month to adjust to “alpha crispy”


Nah im removing it soon
Puts on glasses for you
I dont like it
oh oka 
I thought you were Alpha Crispy?
i already wear glasses 
learned the hard way that youre supposed to see each individual blade of grass
But its so cringe
i cant stand it
Come now, be decisive with your name!
Im never decisive
I always change my whole entire profile every week


Hey do you mind clicking okay on this message from the pearl in my chest

Steals your wife
HEY
oh
HEYEHEYEYEYEYYYYYYY
BUDDY
You were first Alpha Crispy, then Removing It Soon, then The Sigma Not The Alpha, then Never Decisive.
Toodaloo now
🍿
Oh yeah that's why I bought a train that's only exclusive for slug cats
i got the popcorn and everything
Off we go now
Give her back punk
No you don't get her

A peculiar Dragon Ball-inspired slugcat has erased the map.
My iterator needs to do some research
Except for where you stand.
ON MY WIFR
Almost near the chamber
I said you don't get her back
No
Eh, divine intervention, said slugcat has already wiped away the Iterator.
Oh no the train 
You cant just take my wife buddy
We're going to have some problems
No more hugs for you

Said slugcat has unfortunately also killed your wife.
With nothing to lose, fight.
Uh-oh, she’s all crisped up now.
Got caught in the blast.
At least still have a blood sample

All right I'm going to my iterator's chamber
Damn?
Hops in the pipe
Why my wife though like
What does your Iterator need this for?
Thats literally so random
plops a popcorn into my mouth
Oh to fix my iterator mother
But finally she'll be able to wake up
so the legs of iterators have just been connected to an ORB THIS WHOLE TIME??!!?!??!
Qhat
I dissected moon
yes


wth
I seen once before on one day that my brother attached two iterators to his back
For some weird reason


But it's normal
thanks im taking that


Jumps in the popcorn
YOU JOINED THE SERVER?
Nothing better than a good old popcorn bath
i dont even know anything about creatures of sonaria 
i just want the dumb emojis you keep using
Oh wait I just got a message from my iterator dad yay My adopted iterator mom is alive now 
apparently they also face each other when orbiting
May I ask how do you attach a iterator to a slug cat

i dont know
What do you mean you don't know You managed to rip off moon's legs

oh yeah something funny
to do that I temporarily killed her so that the pearls wouldnt be in the way, but it comedically makes her go limp
luckily luckily theres the revive button
Oh wait where did you get that
I've been looking for that mod for a long time
And let's play rain world together
i dont know

Can't you just check the name you have it Don't you

I don't know what mod it is therefore I don't know what the name of the mod is
Ok
Can we play rain world together
sure
do you want to do it in rain meadow
also i took moon out of her chamber and it didn't seem to like that
it's all red
Attach moon to the slug cat
Sick
Which one is that again
the online rain world mod
oh god it makes everything red
the world is displeased with me
oh and it also makes everything low gravity
Her feetsies augh 
In game iterators are so so cute
Oh my god that sad one 
Which one 
Also arent you supposed to be sleeping?
Hi stroy
"Sadgrgrgr" 
In a bit 
disintegrated violently
Wrapping things up and going to eep 

Car May I do something real quick

I'm going to relax in peace


fever

I need somewhere to sleep so you're keeping that while you like it or not

Sleep on the ground

Ground is...warm
If you go deep enough
No I'm not sleeping on the ground it's not cozy
Just let me sleep on your lap
Sleep on someone elses lap
Or your feathers
Im going to stand up
curl up into a cocoon
You know I have stuff in my back that would hurt if I curled up

Because I just got stabbed by one of the modern slug cats
Can I sleep on you
no please do not do that
Please
no
Sly said no
I say no


Cries out space dust
what the hell
wait does this mean you have like
space dust ducts and not tear ducts
do you want like a tissue or a duster for that

YO IS THAT A BABA EMOTE??

Help
what
Help I'm melting my skin's trying to fall off oh no it's even getting worser
I can't stop My body it's starting to die
You know I can't come back right due to the cycle
why
Because that ability got taken away from me
why are yall roleplaying
i'm barely roleplaying

I got bored

Why
No not doing that
okay
Want some
no
Trust me it's good
i should probably get back to writing
walmart 


LMAOOOO
I WAS JUST LISTENING TO PINK PONY CLUB IN THE CAR
LIKE 3 MINUTES AGO
Hey car
Hello

the hex code color for ?ploo slugpup's color is #bfe6b3
in case you ever wanted to play as them or something
please stop roleplaying
i be tryin fr
Did you apply?
i am at the mercy of the stapler council (server mods)
yea
Good luck soldier 
i applied in december and didnt know if i had to reapply for january 
And yes. This is not a roleplay server, and while the rule isn't harshly enforced, roleplaying is generally discouraged, so if someone asks you to stop, please do.
(I had to reapply on the second window before I got a response, just so you know)
Oh I'm sorry

are apps still ongoing rn?
Last I heard they're always open.
i apply again tomorrow then 
Was gonna go to the market
But this gato
Putting him on the floor
He's on the floor
Distorted face means that he's secretly an eldritch horror
Now gonna buy me lunch
kitty !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I failed to architect
I've updated the server to 1.21.4 (with the relevant bridging stuff) so you should be able to join if you wish 
Gonna continue making the tower
Good morning stories-misc
I'm back and finished
For some reason, idk why did I make that tall, too tall
But it's perfect for big range of sight
@hoary knot cloud computing 
My very late degree lmao
at least I finally got one
Lol.
I’m studying to become a journalist.
I think I have two more years before I get my college degree, then it’s uni.
Yeeesss!
Real gaymer 
Thank you! Hopefully it is actually done haha
Lol. The only thing I know about the tech world is that it’s a lot of math (awesome) and that actually getting a job in there is incredibly hard (bad).
Yeahhhh the job market isn’t great for new grads rn
I’ll take what I can get I suppose

I feel like I am forgetting something.
Omg frog is old
Salutes to you by the way
I have a lot of respect for journalists

Same! It’s part of why I want to be one.
The main reason is because I have an insatiable curiosity.
Hell yeah 
congrats! 
Wasn't that the test you said went poorly? 
I got my chemistry exam back today
Apparently my schools grade boundaries are really really lenient
I got 52% (26 marks out of 50)
And um
That was enough for an A apparently
Well, a 7, but it's equivalent

Goood morning stroy
why a VPN?
if it’s because of blocked stuff, The Onion Router (TOR) has a free browser

I wouldn't exactly recommend TOR network to people ona whim like that
It isn't exactly safe to browse without several layers of protection and security

It's the deep web, and you should be wary of walking into it blindly. You need a VPN to use that safely anyway.

If you just need to bypass a network site blocking, UltraSurf is a cheap, free, questionable logging VPN that probably isn't worse than what your ISP is logging on you anyway
And that's assuming you can't get around it by manually setting your DNS on your system, cause it's hilarious how many times the blocking is done on the DNS
Now, I consumed knowledge 

Frosmoth, behold, few buildings

I will add another for living
the joys of minecraft
the best part abt bedrock edition is the cross-platform play 
one person could be on their switch, another on computer, another on phone/tablet



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dress my slugcat 




i love just randomly putting yuri 



see mesmo gets it

i dont have a yuri emoji 

Oh my god
I found the perfect yuri reaction pic
wait
It’s so excessive
im gonna turn that into an emoji

and a sticker



Carrot
I actually dont really like carrot
Carrots

LMAO

Where sticker
Carrots are awesome.
They are, but they’re not my favorite
i had to change my discord back to english cuz it wasnt importing
ill figure it out now
Fair.
I'm- 
Wait i need to update the chart
Cucumbers with a sour sauce/vegetable soup spices sauce are awesome.
elder
I'm still OG
<--- delusional /silly
Girl, do you need the image? This is so pixelated we can barely distinguish what it is.
:3
i made it

well, i didnt make it, i crunchedit
Oh my god
Courtesy from Cheesesticke

I love that sticker
You made the original image?
no
Updated chart with frog
i just crunched it
Oh lol.
WHAT
Technically Anton is not uncle status yet
NO 
But you’re close
this is so cramped I cannot understand this

Too many people in stories
I’m not too sure what is going on here.










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