#secret-stories-misc
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Hello a very mature and collected individual who always takes this seriously and has a solemn grip on life, thatโs one monstrous name.
Yes you must address me as so every time
I also dont have pronouns
Call me by my name, not some random nouns coward
Wait
I need to make a visual
I have 3-4 distinctive relationship rankings within stories chat
Original gangsters, aunt/uncle status, and chiefs
I need to illustrate this
Am I an original gangstah?

Yes
Here
The names in the middle are in between
And its a ranking of respect mostly
Not whether there is more respect or less

Just its in different stages
Aunt/uncle status = i respect you more as a mentor than as an equal
Chiefs are even higher
If i forgot you too bad

Anyways if you want to know what a random kid on the internet thinks about you then look at this
Because this puts you in a stage
Which almost perfectly represents your status in my mind
im original 
GO TO BED
ITS LITERALLY 1 AM FOR YOU. YOU IDIOT
IM CHANGING THE CHART NOW
SCREW YOU
busy writing
need to get wind sig talk down before i forgor
why wasnt that there before 
HOW DISRESPECTFUL
You are now mortal enemy
IM SORRY SHES IN THERE NOW
HOW COULD YOU FORGET FROSMOTH 
SHES IN THERE
It's 14:22 pm
YOU FORGOT HER THO

๐ซต
๐๏ธ
๐ ๐๏ธ
THIS IS IMPORTANT
CACKLING

you clearly dont think enough of them if you cant remember to add them in there 
Should drymm be in between or in aunt/uncle status
/j /silly
NO
I just forgot
๐ฆ
what about cuga
or is it limited to just people in stories
what about mesmo
to the microbes in processing strata-
I somehow found it while mistyping monksilly

No
Cuga is not in stories
Wait

THERES TOO MANY STORIES PEOPLE
WAIT
I FORGOT FUNKY TRASHCANS
come back when youve got everyone one the list 

IM NOT 65


665?!?!?!
665
YOU ANCIENT

Welcome to the old members 
AND I DONT CALL YOU 665
IM NOT OLD
IM PROBABLY YOUNGER THAN CHEESESTICKE
people expect me to forget 

WHY DO YALL THINK OF ME SO HIGHLY

15-16 
Don't know 
okay 
:3
Whenever i make a mistake everyone scorns me
I am literally a tiny goofy minor
i wont confirm my age since online safety 
Do not expect ANYTHING from me 

Me either
But i am not over 20 bro

I am technically old now
you keep telling yourself that
WAIT
As Chief Cy told me, I am now in my age of prime
I FORGOT KITTYSNAIL
I WAS GONNA ASK ABOUT KITTYSNAIL 

No more names in the list? 
What else
uhhh
Running out of space 
hi piotr
Idk how to speak Slavic yet 
Just learn the "fuck" equivalent and you will be qualified to engage in a conversation 
I already know that 
Two words in fact
i thought i was grandma status
There is no grandma status for sake of simplicity
DEMOTED 

Not aunt/uncle status yet
Overqualified 
Too silly



can you teach me that one? 
wait i broke the chain
mb
banished to genderal


I only know the Polish one well (i wonder why)
dโoh
It is quite an """iconic""" word so maybe you know already 
Tell her to bed
๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ
Oh ye, Officer Frosmoth
which
Get her
now that i look at it
you're on a tight rope here
it might suck ass
Arrest this wroter
Perhaps
A really tight rope.
WAIT
๐๐๏ธ
I FORGOT FRED
YOU FORGOT FRSD
GOD DAMN IT
Fred



Fred you missed the poker

STOP LAUGHING
I am the silly ghost of stories

I wouldn't be able to participate in it anyways because school

Here have this art that I posted in OC-gallery
You forgot Simon, but then again, they're really not around that much anymore.
Captain History 
But if I could I would have 100% robbed absolutely everyone and still go into debt
To clarify tree and beads are really low on the aunt/uncle scale but higher than OG gangsters, drymm is closer to aunt/uncle status and soulwing is closer to chiefs
Yeah i dont know Simon
Came kinda late in their time
Sad. They're nice.
:(
I am rather fond of them.
I salute for Cap 
They visit sometimes.
Not true storyers
im not a true storyer
im afraid im new
Gluttony 
NUH you made 2 fics
Y'know, I'm fond of Gluttony now
As previously stated
i did 
Oh, so you are elitist now? Children these days... /j /silly

I dont have room
im in the process of another too ๐ฅ
But thereโd be in OG gangsters
GO TO BED
forever banished to have the wroter role
nuh
๐ซต
๐๏ธ
๐ ๐๏ธ
๐ซต
๐๏ธ
๐ ๐๏ธ
ANTONNNN
nuh
PLEASE ITS ALMOST 2 AM FOR HER
anton already did it
Hey.
Ooop
I still haven't written my protocols
Celes hereeeee
Cele, arrest this wroter
no
I've been here the whole time, what do you mean?

you dont scare me 
Cele you dont know how scary you are sometimes
Uh huh
go to bed
yeah but you didnt start policing until now
I know youโre scared of cele
nuh
Go to bed or you will get a ticket

Wish I could call Epochs for support
for what
And not the good kind of ticket
like
Go to bed or no more OMF
would i have to pay
Stories gets stripped of OMF forever
For violating the sleep law in stories chats
you wont get rid of omf 
There will never be another chapter
Yes
Oh yes i will
We gonna do it
Your swearing privileges. /nsrs
nuh uh
Wanna try me prick?
Paper Please style
Already out
ill eat all thw words
Blackmail
omaoamaoam
Ik 

though sometimes crispy lets them slide 
I will eat omniforge
Not really but alright
Ill be stricter
<3
Go to bed
:(
:)
Sticke, do sleep. Chat, can we die until she goes to sleep?
Donโt
Perhaps
Stop
If I see that you are not asleep in the next 40 minutes youre getting word debt
Perhaps
:(
ill just keep wroting 
Do you wanna test me?
I'll go to the helper furry roleplay channels now.
wait
be like me. go to bed.
what
night yall
There are helper furry RP????!??!?!?!
Leading by example!
No. There isn't.
You don't want word debt trust me
False hope cele, uncool
Wait, there are? ๐
well i aint a follower, i a make-bad-decisionser 
Wish there was.

Okayyyyy
i aint goin eep like frosmoth
Omniforge is going down
nuh
There might be staff furry roleplay, though! I can't tell.
Itโs done
does that mean no art as well?
No art, no words
Nothing but yapping
:(
Stopppp
:(
:(

Am I really that scary?
:(
Because of mystery that shrouds you
Also, @lime ingot , check OC gallery 
im not scared of you 
And your sometimes sarcastic manner
Uh huh
I find you chill 
Well im going to sleep
Hello not scared of you spearcool, I'm Celestium!
Good night, Crispy. Sleep well.
Don't let me bite.
gooniht criby
Cheesestickeโs sleep schedule is not my problem
Ill bite you back
Later 
Man, idk what to art anymore
Gonna draw NariLamb again
Also 
all thays on my mind is hamburger and wroting
Have you ever eaten in n out
but i cant wrote when only hamburger 

i was boutta say i dont remember even seeing one
Best hamburgers 10/10
Yes and no
What kind of monster are you?
Yes
hambeuger is better
Iโm breaking up with you
Why did usavethat
thats from long before it was ever sent 
that meme is so old

or im jsut relaly tiired


i mean i can never smell
spell
but like
๐ฅ
yeah ok
i think im gonna sleeb 
my head is starting to hurt
drops this sneak peak from 20 minutes ago and skitters away
Cw x nsh
this is with the toxic yaoi

the yaoi being srs x nsh
Im joking
i knwo
ArtiSpear
i dont see a lot of eclipse
Desperate ascension srs x sos x fp
Also, aren't you guys suppose to be asleep? 
Eclispe isnt reallyyy a rarepair but i love it
Ye
I like artispear
head start big hurt
Youre an idiot you know that?
yeh 
I love you but you are literally the stupidest person i kmow
i know :(

Alright, I'll go read some NariLamb, you guys better be asleep
goniht 
time for me to read some good fic
what

What
how hypocritical
๐ซต
๐๏ธ
๐ ๐๏ธ
or are you not sleeb
Its not even that late
Nuh
youre not in nyc anymore
Mhm
BRO?
๐ฅ
i forgot 

Ofc my favorite rarepair is innoxnsh
dโoh :(
Go
I also like milkshake
inno x nsh
I do like green tea both the yuri and the non yuri version
Too bed too sad
green tea?
Womp womp
Sos x lttm x nsh
Hmmm what other rarepairs
O i like nsh x sos
Like by itself
What should that be called
False alarm
Yeahhhhhh
False alarm thats cool
i approve of this ship name 
Go to bed
wait i never seen any cw x inno
Hmmm
dโoh 
ture,,
i dont wanna ping kadal 
cuz im big afraid
But i think lttm is older sister kinda to inno
grandmothers
I could like it theyd be super sweet
Personally ima skip the yuri for this one and go with male gw
Fr gw is a grandma
Fp x gw
Grandpa x grandchild 
Pass
why does it feel so odd seeing pebbles being shipped with canon females 
Its a meh for me though i think more fan and mentor than romantic
Fr??? Except inno maybe
But hes gay coded
well inno doesnt have confirmed gendger so it could still work as yaoi 
my inno still uses he/she/they
i think chief uses male inno
but basically ragequit but two angry people
ui is he/him and gw is he/she
yeh

male inno 
i dont really see thag one
I think of sos as an older sister to srs
Yeah
yeh
Hc them to be in same local group
yaoi srs is also hardcoded into my brain as well so ๐ฅ
But that hc doesnt apply in omf
Fr
Srs gay
But i do like eclipse
Srs gets with both siblings
Moon breaks up and hates srs
And tries to protect fp from srs
Think of the potential
i think theres a tumblr that actually does that

i dont remember the acc name tho
oh 
i think srs would get pissed at inno tbh 
?
Oh
Gw is too mild tempered and calm
Srs gets frustrated
Perhaps more mentor student
ah
Go to bed
oh
End of convo
Mhm
disappears

H
This is a mood, honestly.
The one head over heels over the stupid person, but knows they can be unwise matched with the stupid one.
Would be one of my favorite dynamics.
One's stupid, knows it, does brave but stupid shit regardless.
The other one likes them for it, but knows it can be a bit of a situation.
Just like Future Trunks from Abridged said. "Half-human and half-saiyan might just about mean half-brave and half-stupid."

Drymm knows whats up

The gayest shit you can think of.
Did you see the chart 
"Sticke, I love you, but you have to stop doing that."
"I know, I know, I'm sorry. I won't hurt you again."
"No, idiot. The hospital bills are racking up!"
I'm sorry, I read gw as Garbage Wastes at first


I have now 
I am honored 
The updated one 
I had to add 10 people to it
Aunt/uncle status to chief status 
Idk, I scrolled up until I saw a large collection of names 
What if i don't want uncle status tho? 
Too bad uncle epochs 
Uncle is cool status
Ugh
Headache

Perhaps you need sleep? 
Heyyy epochs piotr is young but he gets uncle status
Youre just old and have uncle status 
Wait is that wattpad?

i swear im working on Chapter 16
tomorrow [for me atleast] should be the release date!
if it isnt
uhh
kill me

thign is
i have like 3 really good chapter art ideas for The Chapter!
and their all really good!
downside
im only gonna be able to use one
so i have a plan
ill just draw all 3 and what ever one i like will be used and the other 3 deleted
nah ill probably post them in DLC Art
i also keep forgetting about the Drones in the Chapters-
i dont think i mentioned them like at all for like 2 entire chapters

so im making a Jab at it in this Chapter
because thats what Writers do
make fun of themselves

up to 2700 Words!
almost at the 3000 Limit!
and the Drama is only halfway done

I was gonna say "Artificers Crashout" is almost here
but shes already nuked like 8 Scavengers and 3 Elites with a Singularity-

by the crashout im talking about
she may or may not kill Saint and herself at the same time-

I guess you can say...
im also going to terroize my friends with this screenshot now

Just realised its 12:40 AM but im only at 2832 Words
i NEED to reach 3000 or else-
idk
5 Pebbles will no longer have cancer
and i hate that guy

Just wrote something that makes me remember why i added the Mature tag on the Wattpad
[Extreme Detailed Violence just happend]
@ashen leaf Parmesan? On mocha?
Yes
Huh, never seen cheese on mocha before
Especially idk what parmesan cheese taste like
๐ Just searched it and it seems okay with mocha actually
Fine, umm uhh sliced cheddar cheese in a frappuchino
Not a thing


Woke up with Echoes of the Eye (soundtrack) playing on repeat in my head
.... I'm ok with this 
I use Hopes and Dreams (UT game ost) as alarm sound
I don't like to use my favorite tracks for alarm sound since I'd eventually grow to hate the song if it's the alarm 
I've had dogsong from undertale as my alarm/ringtone for....so long
it's perfect 
just annoying enough
annoying dog 
I wake up to the military morning horn
20 days left until I'm out of this place
you got this soldier 

Food chat
Behold, the "supposedly-chicken-nugget-but-why-did-it-turn-into-meatballs?"
Isn't chicken nugget just meatball but chicken?
Ik but it doesn't looked like chicken nuggets 
Did you bread them? 
They're chicken nuggets enough for me 

So it's that type of meme
I liek rick roll
Where the joke is making someone see it
Loss.jpg is such a terrible comic strip that it got memed for a long time
i literally would not be able to go to elementary school when that comic was made
I still like old memes
They're fun
That baby with the clenched fist was a thing for a while
oh i know that one
That was long ago
Can't believe we got old stories ๐ด
(Except for Crispy)
When dinosaurs roamed the earth and there was no such thing as dirt
woh really
thats crazy 
mhm uncle anton
you old and you know it
SHES HARASSING MEEEEE
you could spit on the iterators
Im going to drop the blackmail

GRANMA BEADS
i didnt swear tho
good thing about blackmail is that you dont have to drop it with the agreement
you can drop anytime
you have more blackmail on me than i do to you
anyways GO TO BED
because i dont care as much
:3
i mean theres bikini nsh but idk if thatd be approved
My wisdom as an immortal is that there's only one way to solve this and it's ringed combat
YO?
SQUARE UP
ROLL UP THOSE SLEVES DAIRY TWINK
ILL FIGHT YOU
I HAVE 3 YEARS OF TAIKWONDO
i dont wear sleeves 
?????? Dairy Twink?????
what


someone called cheesesticke dairy twig and i thought they said dairy twink
permanent nickname

stale
WHAT?
HECK
WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT?
WRONG IMAGE
SLAGONY
I coined dairy twink AND stale lesbian let's go I'm a cringe anthropologist
ITS GONE
let great granny beads speak
Achievement Get: irreversible damage to local language
it might be
YOURE GONNA GET BOTH OF US BANNED
WHAT
ITLL BE FUNNY THO
CRYING
I will have absolutely no hand in y'all getting banned
NO RAINWOR SERVER THEN SADGE
EIGHT HUNDRED BEADS
RAHHHHHH
RAHHHHH
I awake
ILL EAT YOU
Piotr will drag me kicking and screaming to hell

dairy twink vs stale cracker lesbian
NUH UH
DONT LIE
I KNOW YOU GET TICKELD
hi anton 
awwww piotrrrr let us get banned
hes sleeping though...
ILL TICKLE YOU
True
NUH UH
long shelf life lesbian @swift badge
UH HUH
NUH UH
BEADSSSSSSSSSS
AND EVERYONE KNOWs it
dairy twink

IM GOING TO START CRYING
Bite them
๐ฟ
Everyone knows that all problems require minor violence to solve

dairy twink
SWEAR

๐ฅ








