secret-stories-misc

[plucky zenith]

I mean, they made a machine to turn stress into electricity, therefore…
Infinite energy glitch

[swift badge]

Bro

That was a typo

It’s not that deep

[long sky]

[trim tartan]

Now this is hubris.

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

It was a typo

She-

CHEESESTICKE IS NOT A GOD

[trim tartan]

And I will strike down the false! /j /nsrs /silly

[swift badge]

STOP SLUGPRAISING HER

[long sky]

Crispy your WIFE called Cheese a God I think you lose

[plucky zenith]

[limpid ore]

[swift badge]

IT WAS A TYPO?

SHE MEANT TO SAY GOOD

[long sky]

Or divine intervention

[swift badge]

[long sky]

[swift badge]

Cheesesticke where did you go

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

Come back here you little scarab beetle

[trim tartan]

I have sealed Sticke.

[swift badge]

In a coffin?

[trim tartan]

No, she’s not coming back.

[gleaming valley]

sogry

[swift badge]

[gleaming valley]

im playing game with friends

[plucky zenith]

[gleaming valley]

uhh

[trim tartan]

No! Cupboard!

[gleaming valley]

long story short, its a bullet hell

[swift badge]

[gleaming valley]

cant exactly tab over whenever i want

[long sky]

Atomicrops

[plucky zenith]

She just came back… A second coming if you would

[trim tartan]

Have fun with Pulse and Yui and Horizons!

[long sky]

No that's single player

[gleaming valley]

just shapes and beats

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

[gleaming valley]

tho i am interested

[long sky]

[gleaming valley]

in atomicrops

[swift badge]

[long sky]

Is fantastic

[swift badge]

They’re all worshiping you

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

Look what you did

Now you have a cult following

[gleaming valley]

[long sky]

Absolutely give atomicrops a shot, there's nothing like it

[gleaming valley]

i still only have 8 cents on my steam acc

so

ill get it once i get more moneys

[long sky]

You can marry a bug

[gleaming valley]

[long sky]

He plants flowers

He's very sweet

[trim tartan]

Get! In! The! Cupboard! /j

[gleaming valley]

oh

okay

[swift badge]

What

[long sky]

sealed away

[trim tartan]

She’s stuck with Erratic Pulse and Inno in there.

[swift badge]

Oh my god

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

She’s going to die

[trim tartan]

They’re good company!

[plucky zenith]

Sent to the cupboard

[swift badge]

They’re going to destroy her

They’re all gonna destroy each other

Like the hunger games

Except in a cupboard

Two small angry people and one tall mildly concerned god of cheese

[plucky zenith]

She’s suffering so that no others need to enter the cupboard

[swift badge]

SACRIFICE?

[plucky zenith]

Therefore we must conclude that she died for our sins

[trim tartan]

And a very angry and small little goddess.

[gleaming valley]

[plucky zenith]

Ergo

[trim tartan]

My daughter, Horizons.

[plucky zenith]

[swift badge]

[swift badge]

CHEESESTICKE IS JESUS?

[trim tartan]

I- what-

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

NO

YOU ARE NOT JESUS

[gleaming valley]

[trim tartan]

I think one of my braincells just died.

[swift badge]

TREE

[gleaming valley]

I DIDNT EAT IT

IT WASNT ME

[swift badge]

THESE ARE FALSE ACCUSATIONS

CHEESESTICKE IS NOT JESUS

[plucky zenith]

So the evidence suggests

[long sky]

He did say we wouldn't recognize him

[swift badge]

SHE IS A STICK OF CHEESE

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

[gleaming valley]

no im a sticke

get it right

[swift badge]

WwwwwwwhHHHHHHHAHATTTTTTTTTT

[trim tartan]

Which means…

You…

[swift badge]

[long sky]

[swift badge]

WHAT

[gleaming valley]

[trim tartan]

You did this to me!

[swift badge]

Oh look cheesesticke

You made an enemy

I wont help

[trim tartan]

I’ll blow this place and all of you to hell! /j /nsrs

[swift badge]

WOAH

THIS ESCALATED QUICKLY

[trim tartan]

Also, another swear. Ten cents in the swear jar.

[plucky zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/he-is-the-messiah-monty-gif-19570851

[long sky]

[plucky zenith]

[trim tartan]

Self-destruct initiated.

I am now dead. Ish.

[swift badge]

If its to cheesesticke

It shouldn’t count

She makes me

[swift badge]

[gleaming valley]

make you what?

[swift badge]

Swear

[gleaming valley]

yeah

[trim tartan]

Crispy. The dead cannot talk!

[swift badge]

I’m dead ?

[trim tartan]

That just makes you weak to temptation. No, I’m dead.

[swift badge]

She uses her Jesus powers on me

To swear

I dont make the rules

[limpid ore]

what did i come back to

[trim tartan]

But I’m talking, therefore I am not dead.

[swift badge]

[swift badge]

Oh good

[trim tartan]

Cheesticke is Jesus, apparently.

I’m Perfect-er Cell now.

[limpid ore]

[swift badge]

[austere hawk]

I swear all the time idk

[swift badge]

Every 5 minutes in VC you can hear banan swear

It’s true

[austere hawk]

Maybe more

[swift badge]

[swift badge]

Banan is frick a swear

they’re putting frick into my swearcount

[austere hawk]

And I’d heckin do it again

[unkempt yew]

I'm back

What happened

[gleaming valley]

[long sky]

Cheese is Jesus, I was a ghost

[unkempt yew]

[long sky]

Cele's dead

Cheese is also locked in a cupboard

[plucky zenith]

I'm still here

[long sky]

Tree is still here

[plucky zenith]

also, fun poem https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazine/poems/1625136/what-poetry-told-me

[unkempt yew]

They're my heir, basically they got plot armour

[plucky zenith]

I was looking for it when we discussed poetry earlier because I thought it was funny

[trim tartan]

No, I’m alive and better than ever.

[unkempt yew]

[long sky]

It's cool, it seems like it's a little bit about the author

It is a little cheesy though

I like it

[plucky zenith]

Sometimes a little cheese is needed

[long sky]

[austere hawk]

Embrace the cheesey

[plucky zenith]

[austere hawk]

We’re all a bunch of cheesy fanfic writers

[long sky]

The rest of my favorites are pretty well known ones, I'm always a sucker for Ozymandius

[long sky]

We aaaaare

What a cool niche here

[unkempt yew]

I love my cheesy fic with a sprinkle of angst cuz I need to make it happen

Also, changing my LoL X RW crossover

[night lily]

Just planning thinking about the scale of an iterator, and now I realize I had quite a skewed perspective... What we saw in the Leg and even inside FP himself is just a small portion of the whole isn't it. While scaling the wall also has some part where we just teleport via pipe upward, probably past some section that we don''t see too

[limpid ore]

idk why but reading that made me do this

[meager moat]

I wouldn't go over 2

[eager warren]

too bad

im up to 7 /j

[lament blade]

'Ello cultists

Music question again, this time for the game

[long sky]

Hello captain

[lament blade]

So after being informed that Theme V - Reclaiming Entropy actually was a cut song from base game that was originally meant for the credits, can we agree that the way they use the song for Downpour works better?

[long sky]

let me go listen to it again

[lament blade]

It's the song that plays at the end of Saint's campaign (ignore the fact I need to beat it, I spoiled myself)

[long sky]

hm, yeah I think it would've been out of place in base game

[lament blade]

It's a good song, that we can all agree upon

But it doesn't seem to fit the rest of vanilla

For the uninformed, the main theme songs are as follows

1 Title/Main Menu: Sundown
2 Looks to the Moon: Moondown
3 General Systems Bus: Random Gods
4 Depths: Deep Light
5 Cut credit song/Saint's ending cutscene: Reclaiming Entropy

1-4 work for all their intended gameplay moments in vanilla, 5 just seems different

Also...too short for a credit theme unless we're talking early NES days of game credits

(Still would be better than the credits of 007 Nightfire... Great game, boring credits because we take the main theme of the game a loop it for five minutes straight with no skip option... IT'S A JAMES BOND GAME, WHERE'S BOND'S THEME SONG?!)

Actually speaking of the Rain World theme, do we think Watcher is going to do it's own spin on it?

I would be so disappointed if it doesn't...

[long sky]

I hope they get ToyTree back on it

or maybe Amos Roddy... that would be so cool

[lament blade]

You know? Here's something odd

Downpour's OST has a song that isn't in the game...like anywhere

[long sky]

which one?

[lament blade]

"Downpour"

If you go listen to the list it's the first song that plays

Might be just a trailer theme but...it seems odd it would be the first song of the DLC OST and not be in the game

It's not even an unlock in expedition...

[long sky]

weird

[lament blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugP4nV0fINk

This song

I mean, I get why it's not in there but it's still strange

[iron totem]

Triptrap also isn't in the game

[iron totem]

100%

[lament blade]

Huh...

Though that one sounds like it could fit in one of the challenges

[iron totem]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEenARTgw40

[lament blade]

Out of curiosity, I know the Rubicon Threat theme got cut because Rubicon is Rubicon, but doesn't one of the challenges use it?

[iron totem]

Yes

The final saint challenge

I don't like rubicon threat actually

[lament blade]

Each their own

Now that I think about it

Drainage, Submerged, Exterior, Shaded, and Subterranean all don't have threats and instead use background noise

[fringe anchor]

Adds to the spooky factor in shaded, i suppose

[lament blade]

Shaded makes sense in a way for the "haunted level"

[fringe anchor]

Submerged and exterior could be doing it for the vibes

[lament blade]

Drainage...well there's always flowing water

[fringe anchor]

and drainage does not have it cause it's a bad region /j /silly /lh

[lament blade]

Subterranean though... It's just eerie

I get it's the "final level" and it does have some good songs that trigger (Grumblebum in particular), but the levels of silence is just peculiar

And no, I'm not saying that it needs to have some bombastic or climatic music

But the fact it's as silent as Shaded is odd

The Exterior even has the electric static crackles and the wind

(Honestly, Exterior could be multiple regions stitched together given the amount of differences between Leg, Underhang, and Wall)

[lime ingot]

I feel like the reason why this isn't the case is because going through karma gates just to stay in the same region would be weird

Also wouldnt make sense lore vise because the only canon karma gates are the ones on the iterators

[eager warren]

Something about Karma gates being broken and getting to go through them in the same region always tickles my brain

Like the ones LTTM region and silent construct

I just wish the same broken karma gates showed up again in Submerged

And you got to go through the steam vents

Wait hang on I’m cooking

[eager warren]

Oh my god Guys

My cats with me!

I can finally sleep early
[it’s already 1:45 AM]

[scenic escarp]

KIBBY?!?!

[limpid ore]

go to bed stinky (silly)

[eager warren]

Nuh uh

U called me stinky

Now I’m getting silly

https://tenor.com/view/a-hat-in-time-hat-in-time-troll-hat-kid-hat-time-gif-27379572

Anyway

https://i.redd.it/q1l72i5kdgce1.gif

[long sky]

my cpu keeps hiccupping it's freaking me out

i might need to crack open my laptop again and clean it

[scenic escarp]

Iterator maintenance

[fringe anchor]

Too much slag

[plucky zenith]

Hunter after three weeks of blowing dust out of Moon’s fans:

[fringe anchor]

Oh god what kind of idea even is this

Why does iterator manual labor sound kinda funny

[scenic escarp]

(laughs in later ACTS)

[plucky zenith]

“Little creature, you’ve done it! The slag reset keys have opened the slag valves necessary to clear my systems. Unfortunately, it is all stuck there, since my main intake pumps are no longer online. There’s a pressure washer in the corner. This should only take a couple (dozen) years.”

[fringe anchor]

What

[fringe anchor]

Handcrank the pumps

[plucky zenith]

"Don't worry, little creature, you've filled 0.001% of the (first) battery already! Keep running on that wheel!"

[fringe anchor]

Steal the entire citadel's lantern mice population

[plucky zenith]

"You're quite a clever little creature, aren't you? At this rate, it should only take 5 years to activate the first pump!"

[fringe anchor]

Force moon to aid

[plucky zenith]

Have moon run on her own treadmill

Infinite motion machine

[swift badge]

Perpetual motion

[fringe anchor]

Infinite power

Ancient tech really is incredible

[night lily]

Clearing the slag? Just take the certain 🫐 from pebbles and employ them to eat the slag! I don't see any reason that could go wrong at all

[long sky]

This seems trustworthy I'll try it

my copmtur....

[swift badge]

Uncleeeee epochsssssss

Look what you did to bead’s computer

You shouldn’t be giving that kind of advice

[scenic escarp]

The Engineer (Eight Hundred Beads 2025, colorized)

[magic nexus]

CRISPY!!!!! HEAR MY PLEA!!!!! DELAY THE TIME I HAVE TO INTRODUCE LESBIABS, AND MY LIFE, IS YOURS!!!

[swift badge]

No.

[magic nexus]

ok ok fine go check the fic I think you'll be pleasantly surprised

[swift badge]

Alright

Link it again if you wish

I’m more than a bit lazy

[magic nexus]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61427185

[swift badge]

Oh wait it’s been edited in?

[magic nexus]

?

wdym

[swift badge]

I thought you added new chapters

[magic nexus]

I did?

[swift badge]

No like-

When you add lesbians

In future chapters

[magic nexus]

yeah

What about it

[swift badge]

But you just stuck em in there straight into the story?

[magic nexus]

No???

what???

[swift badge]

?????

Qhar?

[magic nexus]

????

[swift badge]

What chapter did i leave off of

[magic nexus]

I had no prior knowledge of lesbiabs or adding them to chapters

[swift badge]

I left off on chapter what-

Wait

I left off on chapter 10

[magic nexus]

Yeah

[swift badge]

Theres no new chapters?

[magic nexus]

There is

restart I JUST posted it

[swift badge]

[magic nexus]

hit em with the " no chapter"

[swift badge]

It might take a minute or so

[magic nexus]

yeah idk I
try clicking the link again or smth

[swift badge]

I am just give me a sec

[magic nexus]

there's just... So much lesbian in it....

takes a long time to load..m

[swift badge]

Alright buddy

[magic nexus]

[swift badge]

This better be good

It’s not loading it

Give me another minute

[magic nexus]

restart the page???

Lemme send new link

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61427185

[swift badge]

I am

Buddy

Still 11 chapters

I checked just now

[magic nexus]

yeah it's
bro

CHAPTER 11 IS THE NEW ONE!!!!

[swift badge]

ITS AN ANNOUNCEMENT?

NO LEBIA

[magic nexus]

What?

[swift badge]

NICE BURNOUT BUT LIKE

[magic nexus]

That's chapter 10..?

[swift badge]

NO?

Lemme show you

[magic nexus]

Yes!!

[swift badge]

[magic nexus]

Yeah that's chapter 10

Tf?

[swift badge]

It literally says chapter 11 on the top little bro

This is chapter 10

[magic nexus]

Show me the chapter directory

[swift badge]

According to my device

[swift badge]

Here

[magic nexus]

bro

[swift badge]

[magic nexus]

they fuckin ate chapter 11

wth

why are there two bonus chapters

[swift badge]

[magic nexus]

there's not supposed to be a second bonus chapter

this is fucked

Ao3 stole Wings this is so sad

[swift badge]

Do you have it saved somewhere else?

[magic nexus]

no i
it's fuckin gone!

They stole my lesbains!

[limpid ore]

no lebab

[magic nexus]

Lebanese...

I am sorry lebabble lord @swift badge I need more time to write these wrongs

God I feel like a poor citizen begging for more time to repay debt to the mafia

[swift badge]

Take your time

[iron totem]

@magic nexus So how's your story doing?

[magic nexus]

bad

hold up read the
chapter 11 announcement because I'm not typing it all out again

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61427185

[fringe anchor]

Me when i replace my problem with another problem

[trim tartan]

Alright! Misc.

I’m supposed to be doing something right now. Like, right fucking now.

But is it just me, or does our era have some of the best jazz musicians on the planet?

Jesús Molina. Roni Kaspi. Jacob Collier. Yohan Kim.

Mainly Collier and Molina, for me.

And they’re rare, but if I may say, proficient musicians are generally becoming increasingly more common.

Our knowledge of music is getting increasingly deep, and we may very well have enough knowledge to explain almost everything there is in our music.

If the world is going to shit, at least jazz isn’t.

Imagine being able to communicate emotion fluently to your audience through just music. When music is funny to an audience of musicians but not to me, you’ve got skill.

Like, I don’t get the joke. There has to be one, but it isn’t making itself clear to me.

[unkempt yew]

I haven't heard of the musicians, where to find? 👀

[trim tartan]

Molina’s on YouTube.

Yohan, too.

Oh, and take a listen - https://youtu.be/j8EX6i8hqqo?feature=shared - I like this.

[unkempt yew]

lemme try

[trim tartan]

This isn’t just music. It’s a show.

With no words except the lyrics.

Well, mostly.

[unkempt yew]

[trim tartan]

If you can’t tell, I’m sold.

The opening is a whole bunch of math jokes if they were music, but it’s really pretty.

Honestly, I’m pretty sure he’s got all he needs figured out.

[unkempt yew]

Start was surprising funny then when the real thing started, can't help but listen closely

[trim tartan]

Collier’s got the knowledge.

[unkempt yew]

Never heard the guy but he does good music

[limpid ore]

fear

[unkempt yew]

@limber hazel , I recently watched a horror analog and decided to sleep in the darkness of the night

[ashen leaf]

[unkempt yew]

And with that said, let's test if nightmares do linger

[lime ingot]

From my limited testing they don't

[unkempt yew]

They don't?

Dang

[lime ingot]

Generally they don't

[unkempt yew]

Well, at least the image of the scary things happened in the video still lingered in my head

In the darkness of my room

come to think about it, that's why I'm both nyctophobic and thalassophobic

[lime ingot]

I like big infinite oceans

[unkempt yew]

[lime ingot]

Woe Level 7 of Backrooms be upon thee

[unkempt yew]

Idk what's level 7 backrooms but okay

[azure turret]

[unkempt yew]

Also, Fred, I decided to draw brainrot art again

[limpid ore]

sleeping time

[lime ingot]

Bwain rwot

[unkempt yew]

Ik ik

[limpid ore]

👉🛏️

[unkempt yew]

Tryin to draw them again tho

[azure turret]

[unkempt yew]

Expect if I draw again

Later stroy

[ashen leaf]

eep MEOW

[limber hazel]

yeah im like behind you

[vestal cedar]

I was summonned? It said there was a ping of me here but I cant seem to find it

[limpid ore]

the ghost of ping's past

[fringe anchor]

Discord acting up?

[austere hawk]

that was me! I did a dumb

forgive me

I looked up something in here, got distracted, came back like two hours later and saw you chatting (old messages) and was like oh it's simon!! I gotta say hi!

grandma moment

hi simon

[fringe anchor]

Incredible

[austere hawk]

situational awareness: 0

[limpid ore]

me fr

us:

[vestal cedar]

Hewwoo!! And I dont mind, its a pleasure being around again a bit, I want to get back to writing ^_^

[iron totem]

Hi Simon!

[vestal cedar]

Hello! 😄

[limpid ore]

welcome back

dumpter blast be upon ye

[iron totem]

I love dumpter

And smelvin

[austere hawk]

I was happy to see you around!

I do hope you get back to writing, but no pressure, ofc

still, hfish and cradle double update?

[fringe anchor]

Return of the kings (/gn)

[limpid ore]

mmm rc cola

[unkempt yew]

Rc cola

[unkempt yew]

Also,

[unkempt yew]

Hola, Epochs

[limber hazel]

you looked behind didnt you

[unkempt yew]

I legit looked when I woke up

[unkempt yew]

Also, to know what horror analogue I'm watching last night, it was the ||Maria Labo||

[limber hazel]

dam

[unkempt yew]

And what's worst, ||it's a local legend here||

[limber hazel]

daaang

so i guess u were actually scared?

[unkempt yew]

Ye

Never thought a fictional horror analogue made me scared shitless in my entire life

[limber hazel]

but hey thats good right it means it did its job well

[unkempt yew]

Ye

It was good

One time watching alone made me scared because it's kinda accurate how to portray her

And now, I must think of my actions of watching another horror analogue

[limber hazel]

awww

get a plushie

[eager warren]

I may have done a woopsie [or a funny, depending on how you look at it] and Artificer currently DESPISES Saint-

Any chance she gets, Arti just punches or pushes Saint off of any ledge or Pipe

[unkempt yew]

Well, I got a Flareon plushie

[limber hazel]

I got an eevee plushie

[unkempt yew]

[swift badge]

@gleaming valley

Bed time

[limpid ore]

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

[gleaming valley]

what

[swift badge]

Mhm

You’re going to bed early

You slept at 1 AM for the past few days

[gleaming valley]

nuh uh

nope

[swift badge]

Nuh uh

Too bad too sad

Go brush your teeth

[gleaming valley]

nope

[swift badge]

Yes

[gleaming valley]

nuh

[swift badge]

Uh

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

[eager warren]

Based

Actually I take it back

[gleaming valley]

[eager warren]

I actually went to bed 2 hours normally then I normally do

Woke up at 7AM

[gleaming valley]

normally

than you normally

[eager warren]

I normally fall asleep at 2AM

[swift badge]

normally than I normally do?

[gleaming valley]

guh goh

imma leave before things start explodin

[swift badge]

no

come back

go to bed

[eager warren]

[swift badge]

cheesesticke

i see you

its 9:22

its bedtime

[eager warren]

nuh uh

stay up cheese

[gleaming valley]

no

[eager warren]

go to sleep at 2AM and wake up at 1PM
itll feel really weird

[gleaming valley]

bedtime aint till later

[swift badge]

yes

but you dont go to bed on bedtime

you wait 3 hours

after bedtime

[magic nexus]

whatever, fly my wings

[limpid ore]

oh wow

[gleaming valley]

you have more hours on the sims than i have on rainworld

[limpid ore]

[plucky zenith]

Don't talk about how many hours I have on Tf2

[limpid ore]

[gleaming valley]

how many hours do you have on tf2

dont be scared

share with the class

[limpid ore]

is it worse than my sims addiction

[plucky zenith]

2500 hours

[limpid ore]

holy FUCK

wait how many years is that over

[gleaming valley]

[plucky zenith]

like 10 years at this point

[gleaming valley]

that

[limpid ore]

oh thats not as concerning

[gleaming valley]

isnt as bad as i thought itd be tbh

[plucky zenith]

for real

tf2 players are a different breed

[limpid ore]

ive been playing for two years

[plucky zenith]

I play with a dude who has 5k hours

[limpid ore]

oh my god

[plucky zenith]

I'm still bad at it too

[gleaming valley]

i went to steam to check my top hours and cookie clicker is on top

i frogot i even owned thag game

okay

its

excluding cookie clicker

its stardew valley (478 hours), rainworld (364 hours), and. undertale (215 hours)

what the fuck was i doing on undertale

[limpid ore]

i also have 419 hours on terraria and 395 in tmodloader (modded terraria)

[gleaming valley]

my friend has 2,000 hours on terraria

on steam alone

[limpid ore]

wow

[gleaming valley]

not sure about other platforms

[austere hawk]

you guys don't wanna know my ark playtime

[limpid ore]

tbh i might have that if we count the old steam account i lost access to

[gleaming valley]

dont be scared

[austere hawk]

I don't wanna know my ark playtime

[gleaming valley]

what happened

[limpid ore]

i couldnt sign into that email after losing the password

[gleaming valley]

[limpid ore]

very sadge

[gleaming valley]

i have a game called nothing

i have 2.3 hours on it

and it was last played in june

what even is this game

i see

its just a game where i do nothing

alright

i go now

[limpid ore]

[open matrix]

made me that interested that i actually checked

thouhgt it wasnt so bad till i remembered that you usually dont play on pc, how sudden the mind can change

[austere hawk]

yeah 99% of my time in ark is on PS lmao

[limpid ore]

we should do some more stories poker snd scrabble at some point

and

lurker spotted

dumpter deploying

dumpter deployed

[edgy scroll]

huh?

it's just me

[limpid ore]

[edgy scroll]

no need to roll out the red carpet

[limpid ore]

all the homies deserve the spotlight

[deft charm]

the dumpter

[limpid ore]

[austere hawk]

I'm down

[magic nexus]

dumpter

[edgy scroll]

maybe tomorrow? sometime in the afternoon, US time?

[austere hawk]

I can do tomorrow c:

[magic nexus]

chat I only have one 'Will' accessory slot and it's either 'Will to Live' or 'Will to Write' is this normal or should I see a witch doctor

[limpid ore]

i might still sound hoarse so that'll be hella fun

[limpid ore]

consult your local wizard and his seeing orb

[magic nexus]

I have been banned from the wizard because she said "disliked my arcana" so I ate her orb

[edgy scroll]

happens to the best of us

[limpid ore]

consult zecora from my little pony

[magic nexus]

I do not know what that is

google give me directions from the black forest to "zecora my little pony"

[swift badge]

I couldn’t help but laugh at this statement

Good on you tree i giggled

Also i have 800+ hours on Minecraft on switch

[magic nexus]

Serious Dedication

oh yeah that reminds me

[swift badge]

[magic nexus]

Ive been employed against my own will to help with a minecraft RPG server

Class design and some building

[swift badge]

[magic nexus]

so lesbains Are a little more delayed (please help me bee has me in a dungeon)

don't shoot the messenger tho

you gotta take it up with my kidnapper

[swift badge]

[trim tartan]

Hey, uh, want a bit of criticism?

I’ve built in Minecraft a bit. Could maybe help out with that.

[long sky]

Cele can I borrow your pinning powers for a sec

[trim tartan]

I did something! My stapler powers have been used!

[unkempt yew]

Speaking of minceraft, should I download a vpn?

[lime ingot]

Why do you need that?

[unkempt yew]

Don't know, just askin tho

[lime ingot]

Well if you want to sure go ahead

[unkempt yew]

[limber hazel]

errr

2560 hours

on Dont Starve Together

since yall are talkin about hours and ply time

[fringe anchor]

I don't think I have been gripped by any game yet to pass 1k hours, not even 400 I think?

Hmm no tf2 is at 457 for me, after that it's nebulous at 296 (yet i'm still low-rank somehow ) and helldivers 2 at 295, and then the playtimes start dipping

[lime ingot]

There's probably like one game that I have 1k+ hours on roblox

No way to tell tho

[trim tartan]

I think all of mine are under 100 hours on Steam.

[night lily]

I have only one game that I exceeded 1k hrs mark

... it's TBOI...

[fringe anchor]

[unkempt yew]

whistles casually
Sliding 7 years of LoL gaming experience under the rug

[lime ingot]

The Flappy Men is a jood jame

(I can kill people as the spectator team)

[ashen leaf]

@unkempt yew
Skyrim is also fun, it has up to 100% furry potential if you know which mods to look for

same goes for Sims 4

[unkempt yew]

I already Skyrim

Either Argonian or Khajiit

[ashen leaf]

there's a mod that turns everyone into furries but beware for uhh unsafe searches

[unkempt yew]

True, true

[ashen leaf]

the Sims 4 one is a lot more safe-friendly! Low risk of loss of innocence

[unkempt yew]

Sadly, Backpack Hero has no mobile

Soon, PC then

[ashen leaf]

Planet coaster is a fun roller coaster tycoon. It has a dino mascot you can place down

Furry potential is at 10% though
the 10% is saturated by the dino and the coffee fox mascots

[unkempt yew]

👀

[ashen leaf]

Cobalt core. Spaceship battle puzzle card roguelike

[unkempt yew]

Man, I do like going back to the start

[ashen leaf]

Gunfire Reborn. Skillset FPS looter roguelike (imagine Overwatch X Borderlands)

[unkempt yew]

I saw that but can't download

[ashen leaf]

PC version is up to date

[unkempt yew]

Got no pc

[ashen leaf]

mobile is beta so a bit behind... still a fun distraction with most features

Backpack Hero could be played with a switch emulator UwU

but make sure you promise to buy the game or have the game in another platform first so you aren't robbing the devs

[unkempt yew]

Gonna find me a job soon

[ashen leaf]

Biomutant... Not recommended but if you like post-apocalyptic RPG featuring a genetically modified rat this is one such game

Lethal League, a fun smash bros type game where you hit a ball into someone's face at infinite miles per second (has a sequel Lethal League Blaze, both featuring a kool ass croco named Latch)

[unkempt yew]

Y'know, I wanna play Rivals of Aether

But can't

[ashen leaf]

^ Will be getting a sequel but haven't played that one yet

oh Planet Coaster 2 is out as well but I haven't tried that one either

nor Balder's Gate III

[magic nexus]

it's not great lol I just did it in like 10 minutes with world edit lol

[ashen leaf]

oh Ultimate Chicken Horse is a great multiplayer platformer party game where you take turns creating the platforming challenge to fuck withhelp your friends

[unkempt yew]

I thought the sequel is out

[ashen leaf]

idk

haven't checked in a while

[limpid ore]

my computer dont meet the recommended requirements

[ashen leaf]

Perish!

[limpid ore]

i can run all the yakuza games tho

[magic nexus]

my computer can't run marvel rivals on the lowest settings it's so sad

[ashen leaf]

Oh, here's a really good game recommendation for y'all

Rain World

never heard of this game, right?

[magic nexus]

The Longest Walk

Jaded

[ashen leaf]

it's a fantastical survival platformer where you take control of a miniature bear and survive against giant lizards

[magic nexus]

Bopl Battle

[ashen leaf]

70% furry potential

[lament blade]

Tunic

[ashen leaf]

haven't played Tunic yet, but seems like peak furry potential

[magic nexus]

I want a rain world mod that adds in Steve Irwin and he like commentates what you are doing

[unkempt yew]

You know what's mine?
Leag-
Gets shot out in the open

[lament blade]

Why is this just making me think David Atanborough?

[unkempt yew]

Same

[ashen leaf]

OH there's Omensight, a decent story-driven 3rd person slash-em-up with furries (though you are not the furry :(... close enough)

[magic nexus]

WANDERSONG!!!!!!

[unkempt yew]

Also, gonna try to draw Apex in this way

Good thing I found this in Tumblr to use it as reference

[lament blade]

Well, one series I am using for my setting is Fuga: Melodies of Steel

Ever wanted Howl's Moving Tank?

[unkempt yew]

I do

[lament blade]

Actually...I did read the book but still need to see the movie...

How well does the movie stand up?

[unkempt yew]

Howl's Moving Castle?

[lament blade]

Yeah

[unkempt yew]

Haven't read the book but it's a solid

[eager warren]

Story Misc
Forgive me for not updating the Chapter for 2 Days now

[magic nexus]

ok full list of games you should definitely play and are free on steam
-Jaded: Fun platformer. Graphics are vaguely celeste-like but gameplay is
much easier, and includes some combat.
-The Druid: Roguelike platformer with a cool spell system: you get little elements or boosts but you only have 4 slots and each slot has a different effect with each item. Very fun.
-Die in The Dungeon: Origins: Cute little turn based dungeon crawler with a unique combat mechanic that involves rolling dice to attack, defend, heal, etc., then structuring those dice on a board to use their effects. And it's only the demo!
-Juice Galaxy: A flowing, squishy, colorful mess of Open world exploration, weird combat, Risk of Rain min-maxxing and a NyQuil fever dream. For the faint of heart.
-Chasmal: An infuriatingly difficult arcade style shoot em up. As an unmanned drone, descend into the layers of a giant crater, fighting off enemies and grabbing upgrades on the way. Hope you know how to dodge.

[unkempt yew]

NyQuil what now?

[lament blade]

Okay...forget coffee

Forget fish

Forget literally everything else

The NyQuill is thr ultimate cult and I hate that that's a thing

[unkempt yew]

Cap, you should see discussion

[austere hawk]

Hey /j

[lament blade]

Not saying your story is bad. But the the aquatic swimming animals have been overcome by cold medicine

[austere hawk]

Fish is old news

[unkempt yew]

Don't worry, the NyQuil Chicken Fic is a oneshot, no more, no less

[lament blade]

...

[unkempt yew]

And the star is Seymore Garcia or his Scugcord account, LE

[lament blade]

Also...just who leaves a bottle of cold medicine in their spice rack?

That's just Looney Tunes levels of random

[unkempt yew]

Don't know, I just let the author do the things

[lament blade]

...

Imma disappear to the realm of dcaff herbal tea now

[unkempt yew]

Now, I'm gonna disappear into the night dimension

Don't wanna get caught by my own force

[magic nexus]

Lord English???

[unkempt yew]

Later stroy

[lament blade]

Night

[eager warren]

Guys I need eepying

But I just can’t seem to eepy

If only there was a way for me to eep better?

Insert cool wacky commercial theme song
[Your Part]

[magic nexus]

go to sleep or I call sleep police

[limpid ore]

[gleaming valley]

[plucky zenith]

[gleaming valley]

tree jumpscare

[meager moat]

You know, we've all heard of going to sleep late, but have we Considered waking up early?

[gleaming valley]

me, the most nocturnal person in my family:

[meager moat]

Like.... 12 am early

[plucky zenith]

Sadly I don’t have the willpower to wake up early

Bed too comfy

[gleaming valley]

bed comfiest when wake up time

[fringe anchor]

Yeah, it's called school/work

[swift badge]

8:00 am is already too early

12 pm is the appropriate time to wake up

[meager moat]

To be fair, I go to sleep really early on days I wake up at 12 am

Like one time I went to sleep at 6 pm

[lime ingot]

Damn bro not even a bit of eating a sandwich at 3 am?

Because sleeping for the same amount of hours as cats in one go is crazy

[trim river]

i wake up at 5:00 AM regularly

[ocean void]

I usually wake up at 7 but recently I've been waking up at like 4 💔

[meager moat]

I do as well normally, midnight is the extreme

[open matrix]

do i remember correctly that some people were interested in some poker at some point? when would that be exactly

[unkempt yew]

Fred

[limpid ore]

me curious as well

[frosty basin]

I finally got out of the place is that my bed. The time has come to cook some more.

[long sky]

hndn bn

Awake 23 hourr

not condusiv to writin g

[austere hawk]

get sleep? or are you one of those can't-sleep-on-the-plane people (I am)

[long sky]

can't sleep on planes for the life of me

Makes my back hurt

[swift badge]

…condusiv?

[austere hawk]

saaame

[long sky]

I'm heading to sleep soon though

[swift badge]

Next time ill get you a first class seat ticket

[long sky]

Thank you Crispy

[limpid ore]

no poker night

[unkempt yew]

NO

[edgy scroll]

poker is still on for me, if you guys want. I'll be hopping in chat in just a minute

[open matrix]

same here

[austere hawk]

we're playing c:

[limpid ore]

gimme a minute then to get ready

[unkempt yew]

YOU GUYS PLAYING POKER?!
I'm in (in a jiffy, I'll be there )

[night lily]

working hours

[swift badge]

You guys are STILL playing poker?

I cant play poker anyways

They dont want children gambling ig

[gleaming valley]

i frogot how to play poker

[wraith bear]

gamblo bamblo

[gleaming valley]

hey i should buy balatro

i

think i misspelled that

anyways i heard its like a card game rougelite

and i was like

i like card game rougelites!

so

[wraith bear]

*roguelite 🤓

[gleaming valley]

[wraith bear]

[gleaming valley]

https://tenor.com/view/boom-explosion-gif-7707352

[swift badge]

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

[gleaming valley]

i hate it when people point out my typos

what happened to when no one batted an eye

[swift badge]

Now you know how i feel

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

KARMAS A B-

Sorry

[gleaming valley]

OH MG GOD

IS THAT A

hold on i forgot

oh yeah

hit it like

[swift badge]

?

[gleaming valley]

one moment please i forgot the lyrics for a moment

[swift badge]

Are we gonna do the whole Jo-Jo Siwa song or-

[gleaming valley]

the whar

man im dumb

[swift badge]

[gleaming valley]

im just gonna

💥

[swift badge]

[gleaming valley]

oh yeah also regarding the toxic yaoi

i sent my friends one line of text and told them to guess what it was about from that

i sent them this

anyways

im gonna go 💥 again

[eager warren]

Nuh uh

[gleaming valley]

oh

[eager warren]

defused the bomb

[gleaming valley]

ig not

[eager warren]

You gotta talk about
Responsibility

[gleaming valley]

no

i aint bein responsible

ever

[swift badge]

Ya

Thats why i threaten u

[gleaming valley]

thas right

[swift badge]

Where’s the traffic light kiss

[gleaming valley]

i dont have that

one moment please

[swift badge]

[gleaming valley]

traffic light kiss

[swift badge]

Oh my god

Why do you just.. have that

EuGH it looks so disturbing

[gleaming valley]

i dont

i had to go to lemonades channel again

[swift badge]

I’m gonna ping everyone i know now

[gleaming valley]

what

[swift badge]

What

[gleaming valley]

its gone

[swift badge]

Coward

[gleaming valley]

womp

[swift badge]

I have the other one at least

[gleaming valley]

well

both me and you might get banished to the shadow realm if you send thag one

[swift badge]

Would it be okay to dm raven

With the image

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

And ask if its server appropriate

[gleaming valley]

no

[swift badge]

I think it might be cause

[gleaming valley]

please dont

[swift badge]

I really think it might be

O

I can ask beads first

Or tree

[gleaming valley]

no

[swift badge]

Yes

[gleaming valley]

noo

this

[swift badge]

Yesssss

[gleaming valley]

quite frankly

[swift badge]

I’m gonna do it

[gleaming valley]

isnt very necessary

[swift badge]

It’s very necessary

WAIT

[gleaming valley]

you dont have to send it

[swift badge]

ITS AN HOUR PAST YOUR BEDTIME

GO TO bED

[gleaming valley]

:(

[swift badge]

Don’t look at me like that

Stop

[gleaming valley]

:(

[swift badge]

No sad face

No sad face

[gleaming valley]

:(

[swift badge]

Stop

[gleaming valley]

:(

:(

(i still have to use a backslash cuz i didnt change my settings yet )

[swift badge]

[night lily]

Ah, seems like the party is over before I finally have free time

Perhaps next opportunity

[austere hawk]

timezone woes

[limpid ore]

you missed the dumpter blast sadly

[swift badge]

Nooo uncle epochsss

Oh yeah

Piotr has now also gained uncle status

[trim tartan]

You can, though.

[swift badge]

[trim tartan]

We don’t gamble money. We gamble words.

[swift badge]

[trim tartan]

You start at 1000 points. Every point you lose is one word you have to write.

[swift badge]

[trim tartan]

You can buy in after you lose your first thousand, of course.

But remember that you are accumulating word debt.

[swift badge]

[night lily]

Iirc I still have my minus word debt
(~3000?)

[trim tartan]

Wait. How old is he now?

[night lily]

I thought he's still relatively young? Iirc I heard (back in MC server )he's still in the education system, no?

[trim tartan]

That’s what I thought! He seems pretty young.

Not that I’m not young, no…

Just ignore the slight sleeping problems and slight back ache.

Two very minor things to overlook, I’m pretty sure.

[magic nexus]

i love writing old man in my story like oof ow ouch my back im too old for his agh oof

[swift badge]

Hmm

He said he thinks hes younger than me

We fought hand to hand combat over it

He lost

I’m younger

But hes a little older than i am

And also friend

So that = uncle

[magic nexus]

crispy

[swift badge]

What

[magic nexus]

utter to me what you think the ideal is

[swift badge]

Ideal what

[trim tartan]

If what I know is right, he’s actually pretty young!

[swift badge]

i know

But theres no way hes younger than i am

[trim tartan]

Do you think he’s younger than me?

[magic nexus]

for the lesbiabs duh

[swift badge]

Sweet fluff slow burn

[swift badge]

Perhaps

I have no grip on your age

[trim tartan]

This is also a question of how old you think I am, but primarily that.

[magic nexus]

alright so I'm gonna have em just do a normal interaction and build up to it

[trim tartan]

If you had my voice, would you be able to get a better grip on it?

[swift badge]

Do your thing man

Any lesbians are better than no lesbians

[swift badge]

Perhaps; though not all the time

Cheesesticke sounds like a 27 year old woman

[magic nexus]

Ik just it's
not gonna start with direct lesbains

[swift badge]

I sound 6 according to her

[trim tartan]

I love the friends-who-slowly-realize-they’re-gay trope.

[swift badge]

[magic nexus]

also this story isnt really set up for romance at all I'm really trying to make this work

[trim tartan]

You sound six in my head. /j /nsrs

[swift badge]

You’re the one that challenged me

[swift badge]

[magic nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/lobotomy-corporation-apocalypse-bird-gif-9291380318766161744

[swift badge]

I am a very mature and collected individual

Who always takes this seriously and has a solemn grip on life