secret-stories-misc

[unkempt yew]

New Year to all?

[swift badge]

Not yet

In CA its still 7 PM

[wraith bear]

the year hasnt newed for me yet either

[unkempt yew]

That wine hits me pretty hard

[swift badge]

:)

[unkempt yew]

I just woke up like 11 am now

Idk when did I slept

[edgy scroll]

dang I'm still not even in the new year

[unkempt yew]

(I can't handle red wine)

[meager moat]

How's the future?

[edgy scroll]

It's not much to my taste either, boss. Too full-bodied, makes me feel like I'm drinking an extra rare steak.

[meager moat]

Cy and I I think have 2 hours 30 minutes

[unkempt yew]

Don't know, just woke up

[meager moat]

Check the news

[unkempt yew]

That drink really hits me hard

I just really thought it would be like whiskey or soju

[swift badge]

Soju :D

[unkempt yew]

Soju

[swift badge]

:D

It’s not lawful to offer alcohol to a minor

[unkempt yew]

I mean, it's illegal doing it here

[swift badge]

It’s illegal yeah

[meager moat]

Depends on your jurisdiction

[swift badge]

Hm

[unkempt yew]

I still have a headache sadly

[edgy scroll]

Root beer and juice are fine too

[swift badge]

I drink juice

[unkempt yew]

I had roobeer before the last year

[edgy scroll]

Cold shower will help, boss.

Gets the blood flowing, cleans the system.

[unkempt yew]

Perhaps continuing that Arti oneshot

Or maybe Cap's oneshot

[night lily]

Im in no-alcohol gang
(⬅️ it's tea)

[swift badge]

[lament blade]

You're still in the future Anton

Have we figured out the Warp Drive yet?

[frosty basin]

I'm with the juice. That is the grape soda gang.

[swift badge]

I dont like fizzy drinks :

[frosty basin]

Luckily I also like Hot choclate

[swift badge]

I also dont like hot chocolate :D

Just juice

:)

[lament blade]

Each their own

[frosty basin]

One moment please

[frosty basin]

This is perfection

[lament blade]

More soda and hot chocolate for those that do enjoy it

[swift badge]

Hm perhaps

I just like the juice

No sparkly

But i can shake all the sparkly out

[frosty basin]

Indeed, a happy new year

[lament blade]

Happy new year, whether it is 25 or still 24

[limpid ore]

i might only manage five thousand :(

its the natural end for this chapter but damn i was hoping for more

[unkempt yew]

I am lost in the warp (never drinking red wine again)

[woeful pollen]

There is a story there that I don't think I wanna know

[frosty basin]

I have 5 percent left to 1st CHAPTEERRR

[frosty basin]

I'M PLAYING PIZZA TIMEEEEEEE WHILE I'M FINISHING ITTTT

[wraith bear]

congrats!

[frosty basin]

THANNKKK YOUUUU

[limpid ore]

5042

[frosty basin]

NOW UNEXPATANCY IS PLAYING!!!!!!

I'M LOCKED IN NOW

[limpid ore]

its done

i finally finished it

i feel so

theres no longer a weight on my shoulders

and im proud of myself

i started this fic in october 2021

and now its done

now i can go write the abandoned hunter goes to target fic

not tonight though lmao

[limpid ore]

im burnt out rushing this damn thing

[frosty basin]

I didn't finish it in time. Hopefully though, I'll have a whole story to tell... In 25.

Happy new year, may joys be there.

[unkempt yew]

@swift badge

Vi?

[limpid ore]

they eeping now

[unkempt yew]

I know, it will be there for the morning

[magic nexus]

soon, my child

[unkempt yew]

[magic nexus]

my merriment... Is gone...

[meager moat]

Hey, I reached 2025, very little people left

[scenic escarp]

It's me, I'm little people

[scenic escarp]

HAPPY NEW YEAR

[ashen leaf]

Nuh uh

[trim tartan]

Behold - https://youtu.be/SkbzftYR_ec?feature=shared - teleportation!

[magic nexus]

#movement

[scenic escarp]

"Minecraft Bedrock Prison community"

[swift badge]

Uh what

What about vi

[unkempt yew]

Y'know, as a (regretfully) League player, I'm sure there are attractive women

[swift badge]

But why are you mentioning her out of nowhere

Awfully suspicious

[unkempt yew]

Well, the DLC art discussion

Too big to miss

[swift badge]

I wrote more words than there are in an average omniforge chapter

Because

I originally started in art discussion but it got too crowded

So i moved to dlc art discussion

Dlc has like 60%

Art has the rest

[unkempt yew]

[ashen leaf]

imagine playing yuumi

I mean uhh league

[unkempt yew]

I did

And now, idk if I should feel regret or okay after the years

Because I was either proud or bad at being a parasite

[swift badge]

I’m never going to play league

[unkempt yew]

👏

Preach

Also, watch season 2

[swift badge]

LMAO is that statement equivalent to never going to drink or smoke or smth??? XD

[swift badge]

Alr alr

I cant cause

I’m on vacation

[unkempt yew]

Yes

[swift badge]

And Netflix is finicky

[unkempt yew]

As a former 7 years of LoL gaming, I assure it's just like alcohol or nicotine addiction

[trim tartan]

Netflix has perfect business models that are totally sensible.

[swift badge]

[trim tartan]

Such as releasing Beastars five months late, apparently.

[swift badge]

[trim tartan]

Five months later than they air.

Or something of the sort.

I don’t watch it.

[swift badge]

Huh

Always knew Netflix was dipping

[unkempt yew]

[swift badge]

Especially after the Netflix police thing

[ashen leaf]

Netflix is double dipping

[swift badge]

How does one feel about the idea of theatre UI

Entertainment, theatre, acting, costume design

I feel like it fits her

[austere hawk]

Why not? UI doesn’t really have much of a canon characterization, so you can do basically whatever with them theatre sounds fun

[limpid ore]

me when i invent an oc basically for a broadcast iterator:

[long sky]

Which one of you was it that was playing that pretty 2d pixelated side-scroller about the woman and the wolf

[unkempt yew]

[fringe anchor]

Uhh, neva? #1201575109677285436 message this?

[iron totem]

Me?

[long sky]

Yeah that was it!

[iron totem]

Neva is great

[long sky]

It is. That style of game is my favorite, I was wondering if you'd ever heard of a game called Deer God?

[iron totem]

Nope

[long sky]

It's got a similar style, and it's absolutely gorgeous, though a bit older

[iron totem]

Have you played Gris?

[long sky]

Superbrother's Sword and Sworcery is also similar, as well as the Kingdom trilogy which is a personal favorite

I haven't but I've been wanting to!

It's been on my wishlist for a while

The neva art style is one I've been keeping an eye on for years and years, if you ever want game recs with similar graphics I could give you tons

[iron totem]

Oh thanks

I like neva a lot. It was surprisingly difficult too

You can turn off combat, though, if you want.

Very accessible game

[long sky]

That's good, I've heard it's very narrative-based

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2376260/Mariachi_Legends/

Steam

Mariachi Legends

Mariachi Legends is a brutal, pixel art, combat-oriented Metroidvania set in the heart of Mexico. You play as Pablo Cruz, a detective who has agreed to a deal with Death herself. She has given Pablo the ability to transform into the mighty La Sombra, allowing him to fight back against the criminals encroaching on his hometown. In return, Pablo h...

Release Date

To be announced

▶ Play video

Mariachi Legends has a similar style too, it's not been released yet though

[iron totem]

I love the art style

Gives me minecraft dungeon vibes, kinda?

[wraith bear]

G'mor- oh it's almost the evening

[swift badge]

[wraith bear]

good evening

[swift badge]

Hows the writing ?

[wraith bear]

I have

plans

and lotsa ideas

[swift badge]

[wraith bear]

but almost none are for the actual story to need to write

HOWEVER

I am going to employ a strategy where I start writing just whatever I think is cool and then when I'm tired I can look back, see which one I like the most and continue it

[magic nexus]

I write chapters rlly quickly then I wait a few hours, look it over fixing any grammar mistakes or things I wanna word differently then post it

we don't talk about chapter 7 which was rush posted then I edited like an hour later and changed alot of stuff

Retcon, my Wings

[long sky]

How do you make noise in meadows

[wraith bear]

in rw meadow?

for keyboard it's x

[iron totem]

Press throw

Hold throw to point

[iron totem]

Gn stories

[plucky zenith]

[thorn stratus]

gn!

[round loom]

Chicken wing

@hoary zenith anyways as I was saying

Slug cats don't take their medicines

[swift badge]

That explains a lot /j

[round loom]

Huh what you mean by that

[hoary zenith]

O

[round loom]

Now you realize

Not a single slug cat in history eats medicines

[hoary zenith]

Are you okay then

[round loom]

Sunflower I'm going to be honest with you

You know how you would play rain world consider me as one of those slugs that are trying to survive

[hoary zenith]

Kill maim murder injure kill

[round loom]

You know I don't kill stuff right

I may pacifier slug

[hoary zenith]

Oh

[round loom]

Well it kind of depends I'm kind of like half half

[hoary zenith]

(I cant actually read your pfp scug, so can you send the image of it so I can read the desc abt the scug :>)

Ah

[round loom]

All right now wait wait wait

This is not actually my profile it's just someone's slug cat I found on the internet that I liked so that's why I'm using it as my profile

[hoary zenith]

Oh

[round loom]

I'm glad you understand

[hoary zenith]

Yea

Still it’s fine if you extinct /j

[round loom]

All right I have my blood sample just spitting around like a circle

[hoary zenith]

Oka

I’m watching Young Sheldon while doing this-

[round loom]

Ok

[hoary zenith]

Okay, where do we get the candles people use for circles from?

[woeful pollen]

So, I'm considering writing a "novelized" version of the legend of zelda, skyward sword.

[magic nexus]

A tale of the celestial blade? Most captivating! Pray, proceed forthwith.

[woeful pollen]

Ok, I like how you phrased that

This gives me me motivation to start doing that

[magic nexus]

I am grateful for your delight in the composition of my writings!

[woeful pollen]

I was just kinda considering it, now I need it

[magic nexus]

I implore you to expeditiously commence the crafting of your literary works! I shall eagerly anticipate your fervent creation with bated breath.

[woeful pollen]

On an unrelated note, have you ever though about how powerful the psychic abilities of the characters for Nintendo's Mother games are?

Think of Ness

[magic nexus]

Ness possesses the formidable capacity to obliterate numerous city blocks with but a solitary PK Starstorm; let us not forget, Gigas once wielded comparable psychic prowess.

[woeful pollen]

I don't really know the specifics, but he has psychic abilities that literally weren't there at the start of the game. These BRAND NEW ABILITIES are capable of being used to fight an entire evil army of interdimensional psychic robots

And Gigas

I don't know the specifics of Earthbound lore, but I do know that I would be scared of capability like that

Then, look at the other members of his party. Remeber: Ness is the Tank, a role not intended to dish out the best damage/be the most powerful

Or healer? I know he fits one or both those roles

The honor of damage dealer goes to Paula

[unkempt yew]

@swift badge, 2 days before Nitro ends || ||

[swift badge]

[unkempt yew]

@lament blade I know this'll be random but this is what I imagine Smiling Warriors now

[lament blade]

Looks good. Will need some of a clean up for details to come through but it does sell the image of an elite berserker warrior

[unkempt yew]

They either equipped with sword and shields, dual wield swords, axes or both, even handling great weapons and flintlocks

[lament blade]

Uh, with the flintlocks be a bit careful. If it's a pistol, the multiple melee weapons make sense. If it's a full musket, a bayonet and maybe a light side weapon (a shovel or a knife perhaps). Don't pull an RPG character carrying a small armory on them (unless they can do this somehow). Make them distinguished and a threat, but make them "real"

[unkempt yew]

They equipped with rifles and some short blades, worry not, most supplies came from their frenemy of a region

And also, I love drawing this with nordic music

Also, @lament blade Last one for today

[iron totem]

Nice art

[unkempt yew]

New romancable character for Bandit

Chosen by 1 - 1 - 2

1 for Abhorrent
1 for Huntress
2 for Stitches

[iron totem]

What does that mean?

[unkempt yew]

Ship character

||Gonna make a future fic where Bandit going to meet his lover ||

[iron totem]

Oh neat

[unkempt yew]

But of course, the typical "strangers to misunderstanding to friends to lovers"

Slow burn and all

[swift badge]

Slow burn

[unkempt yew]

Yes

Gonna try it

For future

[swift badge]

Slow burn’s fun

But friends to lovers to enemies (but one of them still likes the other) to friends to lovers is the best option /silly

[unkempt yew]

But I personally like the strangers to friends to lover to enemies to strangers

[swift badge]

Everyone starts out strangers

[unkempt yew]

Yes

Because they met

[swift badge]

Stranger danger

[iron totem]

I like strangers to enemies to enemies to enemies

/silly /j

[swift badge]

[trim tartan]

Lovers to enemies is a good one.

[fringe anchor]

The cycle the cycle the cycle the cycle-

[lament blade]

One, 'ello cultists

[lime ingot]

H

[unkempt yew]

Hola

[lament blade]

Two, been having a slow and obvious burn going on in my other story. Just...story keeps happening and they're being silly

[unkempt yew]

[lime ingot]

Exposition chapters that are trying to not be just a boring exposition

[lament blade]

And that

[ashen leaf]

My brain wants to make a story that's literally an exposition

[lament blade]

Uh...timeline stuff then?

[ashen leaf]

describing how the world works

setting it up for the next story

[lament blade]

Though, a way around the timeline wall of text I thought up would be news clippings/radio reports

[ashen leaf]

the idea is so bad I didn't even bother writing it down

[unkempt yew]

Cap, how's comic?

[unkempt yew]

dang

[lament blade]

Uh, which comic?

[ashen leaf]

I have like 4~5 stories waiting to go

if only I had a starting story idea to start the series off

[unkempt yew]

Here

[lament blade]

Looks like it's coming along

[unkempt yew]

Man, stroy love slow burns

[lime ingot]

You see the answer is Stitches isn't

[unkempt yew]

[lament blade]

Off with ye head

[lime ingot]

The French love that phrase

[unkempt yew]

Y'know, I was tryna do the Abhorrent but when putting up the vote, I wasn't expecting Stitches yet here we are

[lament blade]

I mean...I again was remembering a 1960's sitcom

(Wonder if the Munsters would get along with the Adams...)

[unkempt yew]

But the Bandit and Stitches moments will be in the coming future

[ashen leaf]

[unkempt yew]

[iron totem]

I joined in September 2023 actually.

[fringe anchor]

@austere hawk on the third? Damn, this sounds weird to think about, cause from my perspective i know HFiSH has been around since i recall so i by default attribute you to be "old"

[iron totem]

I've played rw longer than that, though

[austere hawk]

Ancient

[iron totem]

HFish was my first fic, I believe?

[fringe anchor]

Admittedly it took me a bit to settle down in stories, though

[iron totem]

HFish and disconnected

[austere hawk]

waaahh??

[iron totem]

First fanfic ever

[austere hawk]

I’m honored

[iron totem]

Started strong

[fringe anchor]

Disconnected was my first, thanks to some fanart, i think hfish came after that

[austere hawk]

I feel like most people find backwards through the snow first since it’s the most popular RW fic

[iron totem]

Okay, maybe not. I read a fan comic of something I liked before

[fringe anchor]

Wait do itty logs count?

[iron totem]

Wait, I have no idea

[swift badge]

SITS my beloved first

[iron totem]

Anyway, Hfish/disconnected were my first rw fanfics

[limpid ore]

i joined rain world discord sixteen days after buying the game

[iron totem]

I tried looking for chicory fanfics, didn't find many sadly (on ao3)

[limpid ore]

that might have been around when i bought downpour i think

[iron totem]

I started playing before downpour

[fringe anchor]

It feels weird about when some fics started cause for me it's basically "was it around before i joined? Old for sure. Was it created after I joined? New, hah!"

[limpid ore]

the ye olde days

[austere hawk]

I found RW in like mid 2023

played like three hours was like “cool game but it kinda sucks” and then didn’t pick it up again for like four months or something

[iron totem]

Something that kinda scares me:
This server has 75k+ members right now

It doesn't feel that big

[austere hawk]

That’s so many

[fringe anchor]

I found rw like 2-4 years ago through a funny youtube vid and made nothing of it and then like in 2024 i got recommended a lore video and was like "eh, whatever, might as well"

[iron totem]

So real.
I got stuck in DS leech pit my first playthrough

[austere hawk]

Stories is just a teeny tiny chunk

[fringe anchor]

And then i was like "oh my god i get it now"

[austere hawk]

SAME

[iron totem]

Most of the traffic is in #offtopic-agenderal

[fringe anchor]

Stories is comparably small

[austere hawk]

It’s the newbie trap

I don’t like genderal

[iron totem]

I think it's a bit badly designed

[austere hawk]

It’s actually horrible game design

[iron totem]

(not genderal, SU to DS )

[fringe anchor]

Volvo please fix /j /silly /lh

[austere hawk]

If they communicated to the player somehow that your underwater boost button drowns you it would be much better

But nope it’s the newbie drowning hole

Your go fast button kills you, enjoy dying

[fringe anchor]

learn to swim, bitch

[iron totem]

I was so happy when I finally reached GW

And then I met the scavs

[austere hawk]

I’ll defend most of RW’s design but not the drowning tunnel or the drowning button

And especially not how new players get funneled to it

[iron totem]

Coloured pearls being white for monk in vanilla.
The karma 5 gate in underhang
DS beginner trap

My biggest gripes with the base game

[fringe anchor]

I played blindly on monk, reached GW, did not make the connection with water and bubblefruit, looked at the way the region looks, thought to myself "I JUST WOKE UP IN A FUCKING STEAMY MOOD, YEAH? CAUSE I LIVE IN A SHITHOLE", and prompltly left GW to go look up a map

(I knew i had to get to pebbles )

[fringe anchor]

Karma 5 in underhang is actually satanic

[austere hawk]

Yep all valid

I don’t hate the pebbles gate too much because there is a lot of food around

[iron totem]

Wanna hear something funny?

The sliver of straw pearl in moon can be turned into a shopping list for monk in vanilla (since all coloured pearls are turned white)

A shopping list

[austere hawk]

But I dislike that the game uses gate levels to kind of imply where you’re supposed to be headed, then has pebbles gate be max

[fringe anchor]

Okay now waltz around death pies for several cycles in a row

[austere hawk]

Death pie

[swift badge]

Dang

Sos deserves better

[iron totem]

SOS is secretly saint

/nsrs

[swift badge]

[fringe anchor]

Fuuuu

I blame autocorrect

[frosty basin]

https://tenor.com/view/siklawi-gif-6373612701674213840 Autocorrect coming their way to mess up my draft

[scenic escarp]

Fun fact, I read some HFiSH before I ever joined the RW discord, bookmarked it, forgot about it, joined the discord, met y'all, and rediscovered HFiSH cihlling in my bookmarks

[austere hawk]

Pff

[limpid ore]

the fishing disappeared out of my read history and that still frustrates me

where did it go

why did it forsake me

[austere hawk]

Maybe you’ll recover it someday

[glossy dagger]

[limpid ore]

mod moment

get yeehaw'd

[hoary zenith]

@swift badge I like Silco :3

||That Enforcer that insulted Jinx’s pants||
(Spoiler for S2 I think)

Is also cool

[swift badge]

I dont remember that much

Also

Only on season 2 ep 1

No spoilers

[hoary zenith]

O

||I love Jinx schizophrenia coping method trauma ||

(Also spoilers)

[unkempt yew]

Watch the whole

[swift badge]

Okay i will

But im out of house rn

Have to get back home

Dang Netflix police wont let me watch

[unkempt yew]

You can thank me later of its silliness

Of how funny the plot is

[swift badge]

I highly doubt the plot is funny

[unkempt yew]

Trust, trust

Man, I should've learn perspectives cuz I want them to reach out

[swift badge]

Chat

What is the best path in spearmaster

In your opinion

Going to FP first and then moon

Or going to moon first and then FP

AND

Is going to FP through underhang or wall better

[limpid ore]

i always go through the wall for literally every scug. i do not like the dark areas where i cant always see the death pits.

[swift badge]

Wall with no floor scary tho; also i died stupidly as spearmaster and my karma too low

To pass through chimney gate to Fp

[eager warren]

I will always go to 5 Pebbles first up the wall because I refuse to go back to past garbage wastes EVER AGAIN

[limpid ore]

true true. climbing over the void gives me horrible anxiety

i think ive only gone through garbage wastes much with riv and no one else

[eager warren]

I love me some garbage wastes
I just won’t ever go through garbages wastes as Saint or Spearmaster-

[swift badge]

Hmm

[eager warren]

As spears, it’s… oh god it’s awful, he’ll even

I spent like an entire week getting used to past garbage wastes so I wouldn’t get lost but I still hate it

[limpid ore]

idk why but i just really hate garbo wastes

though that is where dumpter came from so its complicated

[eager warren]

And Saint just has passive Miros Vultures wanting to snip your life strings like those three old hags in the Hercules movie

[unkempt yew]

The Three Fates?

[night lily]

Do you want to use passage or not? If you plan to do so then I suggest going to Moon first then Pebbles, then passage back to Moon. This way you only need to go through Precipices once

[eager warren]

Ye

[scenic escarp]

Garbage Wastes is great, change my mind /j /silly

[eager warren]

https://tenor.com/view/uno-card-a-hat-in-time-uno-reverse-card-hat-kid-hatkid-gif-16377814534298642430

[unkempt yew]

Same /j

[limpid ore]

wrong image

[scenic escarp]

DUMPTER

[limpid ore]

i dont remember what i wanted to send actually

[eager warren]

Garbage wastes lore is pretty cool
But idk-

Something about the McDonald’s sprite everywhere cancels out all my love

[limpid ore]

fo real

[scenic escarp]

McDonalds?!

[unkempt yew]

McDonald's sprite, never thought I would hear you again

[swift badge]

GW is so easy tho?

Ive literally never had problems in GW

Except for artificer near the end but it wasn’t too bad

GW is like my lord and savior

[eager warren]

“i dropped my phone in mcdonalds sprite, and that thing started Charging!”

[swift badge]

I know it like the back of my hand

[limpid ore]

opinion wrong, banished to #offtopic-agenderal (silly)

[swift badge]

NO

[unkempt yew]

What about SM GW?

[swift badge]

I CANT GO THERE

NOT AGAIN

[swift badge]

Idek that place

[limpid ore]

[swift badge]

Ig i can check it out

[unkempt yew]

[swift badge]

I’m playing sm right now

[eager warren]

No more bakini Suns

[unkempt yew]

Good

[gleaming valley]

sm gw traumatized me

aint ever going back to gw again

[unkempt yew]

I hear ya

[swift badge]

wait what

WHAT?

WHERE

Ohhhh

My pfppppp

Okay i thought-

You meant something else

I thought it got leaked

[swift badge]

[swift badge]

Ill go and see

[eager warren]

https://tenor.com/view/86anime-frederica-eighty-six-derica-squint-gif-25166025

[swift badge]

It cant be thattt bad

[unkempt yew]

Alright, this going to be dumb

I'm gonna draw LE (my OC itty) but here's the choice for the ppl:
I'm going to draw twink

Or

Buff

[swift badge]

— famous last words

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

Don’t find out about NSH bikini as well

[eager warren]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-skeleton-meme-skeleton-gta-sa-stinli99-gif-7486505081149175273

[unkempt yew]

[eager warren]

Gonna rob you of all your Iterorator bakinis

[scenic escarp]

(Adds to favorites)

[swift badge]

I just have SRS and NSH

But the NSH one is uh

Anywayssss-

[gleaming valley]

it got pinned

[eager warren]

[swift badge]

In another server

[gleaming valley]

still got pinned tho

[swift badge]

you dont want to know

[unkempt yew]

[gleaming valley]

no one will ever forget it

[swift badge]

I hate you /silly

[swift badge]

GET OUT

WHY DOES THE FREAKY ART GET PINNED

[eager warren]

No, no I want to know

[swift badge]

AND NOT MY ACTUAL GOOD ONE

[unkempt yew]

I cannot forgor the condescending

[swift badge]

I can sigh dm you it

[gleaming valley]

whats wrong crispy

theres nothing wrong with bikini ns

nsh

[swift badge]

I- it was a mistake making bikini nsh

[gleaming valley]

[eager warren]

I want you to know, friending me on discord comes with a contract you have to sign that allows me to send you random ass images every now and then

[swift badge]

OFC YOU LIKE IT

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

Sure

[eager warren]

[gleaming valley]

wait are me and crispy actually friends

[swift badge]

YEAH OFC YOU LOVE IT HUH

[swift badge]

?

[gleaming valley]

or do we just have dms open

[swift badge]

WAIT

WE ARENT FRIENDS

LMAOOOOO

[gleaming valley]

IM NOT FRIENDS WITH YOU

[swift badge]

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

Keep it that way.

[eager warren]

They were Married but they never actually had a marriage ceremony

[swift badge]

WE

WE’RE NOT MARRIED-

[gleaming valley]

[eager warren]

Yet

[gleaming valley]

omg gaius jumpscare

[swift badge]

NAHHHH IM ALREADY MARRIED

Cheesesticke is just a friend

[swift badge]

Albeit a bit goofy

[eager warren]

Always room for another

[swift badge]

Bro

[swift badge]

NAHH

If my wife finds out

She’ll kill me

[eager warren]

Player 3’s controller is ready to connect

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

NO

AINT NO WAY

I-

I THOUGHT YOU WERE ACE CHEESESTICKE

WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING

[gleaming valley]

[eager warren]

What’s the point of a burger that has Meat and cheese if you’re not also gonna have some lettuce as well?

[gleaming valley]

okay

lettuce doesnt go on burgers

get out

i dont want you in this marriage

[swift badge]

WHAT>

DO YOU JUST-

LIKE

EAT MEAT AND BREAD EWWWW

IM NOT GETTING MARRIED WITH YOU

[unkempt yew]

What

[gleaming valley]

i like everything else on burgers

[swift badge]

YOU’RE DISGUSTING

[gleaming valley]

just not lettuce

lettuce

[swift badge]

WHAT?

[unkempt yew]

[gleaming valley]

doesnt go on burgers

[swift badge]

WHAATTTT?

NO MARRY

[gleaming valley]

burger is the only thing i will not tolerate lettuce on

[swift badge]

NO MARIAGE

[unkempt yew]

since when?

[swift badge]

NOOOOO MARRIAGE

IM NOT MARRYING YOU

[scenic escarp]

[gleaming valley]

hi drymm

dont ask

[swift badge]

Ohhhhh drymmm

[gleaming valley]

[eager warren]

Mods, deep fry her

[swift badge]

You dont have to look in here

You can just like

Head on out yeah

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

Do it

[swift badge]

No way im marrying you after you drop that shi

NO WAY

[unkempt yew]

[eager warren]

I take everything I said about the marriage back

[gleaming valley]

[eager warren]

You just dodged a bullet

[gleaming valley]

task successful

[swift badge]

Fr fr

Toxic fr

[gleaming valley]

marriage cancleed

[swift badge]

I DIDNT WANT TO MARRY YOU ANYWAYS

[eager warren]

Atleast I get all the money of the ceremony now

[swift badge]

ILL THINK OF SOMETHING WAS SETTING US UP

[eager warren]

[swift badge]

Nahhh thats mine

[eager warren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202645420308963408/1317894713415696475/image0.gif

[unkempt yew]

Nuh uh, it's for the people

[eager warren]

runs away with the money

[gleaming valley]

hey buddy

imma need you to come back with that money

[unkempt yew]

Sebastian throwing the pandemonium instead of shooting you

[swift badge]

D:

[swift badge]

Your literally a moldy cheesesticke in my floorboard

I already have a lovely wife and a kid

[gleaming valley]

uh huh

[swift badge]

I dont need to make this a harlot or nothing

[swift badge]

WDYM UH HUH

[gleaming valley]

i swear this was put in the undertale discord

[unkempt yew]

Shall we settle this chaos with a duel?

[swift badge]

[swift badge]

WDYM UH HUH BRO I NEVER LIKED You ROMANTICALLY

I-

[unkempt yew]

We need the Ten Duel Commandments

[eager warren]

Anyways I spent all the money gambling on Rain World Lizard racing and I lost it all

[swift badge]

I DIDNT WANT TO MARRY YOU

[swift badge]

BRO

[swift badge]

OH MY GODDDD

[unkempt yew]

you what

[swift badge]

YOU GUYS ARE

[gleaming valley]

now what the fuck

[swift badge]

UNBELIVEABLE

[swift badge]

HEY

HEY

[gleaming valley]

banished

[swift badge]

HEYYYY

[gleaming valley]

ban this person

[eager warren]

HOW WAS I SURPOSE TO KNOW THE GREEN LIZARD WAS THE SLOWEST

[gleaming valley]

it was nesecary

[swift badge]

???

[unkempt yew]

Well, skissue

[swift badge]

?????

WHAT DID I SAY

[gleaming valley]

they burnt all the money

[swift badge]

QHAR?

[gleaming valley]

they spent it all

down the drain

[swift badge]

???? I DIDNT????

I LITERALLY

I

I DONT

I DONT LIKE YOU ROMANTICALLY

[gleaming valley]

what

[swift badge]

[gleaming valley]

what are you on about

[swift badge]

What are you talking about

[swift badge]

WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT

[gleaming valley]

i was swearing cuz they spent all the money on gambling

[swift badge]

WHY DID YOU REPLY OT ME

[gleaming valley]

did i?

[swift badge]

YOU DID

Omggggggg

[gleaming valley]

oopsies

[swift badge]

Idiot

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

I was so confused

[gleaming valley]

this is pretty funny

[unkempt yew]

Anyhoo, I still have the vote for the ppl

[swift badge]

SLAGONY

Wait

[unkempt yew]

[swift badge]

Send me all these sc

These are hilarious

[gleaming valley]

what

ok

[swift badge]

Dm me the screenies

[gleaming valley]

even the one with kadal tweaking?

actually ill take that as a yes

[eager warren]

GUYS!!!
I got the money back by selling a bunch of mushrooms!

Ima go bet on lizard racing again!

[unkempt yew]

Aight, don't pick the green again

[swift badge]

D-

[swift badge]

Ye

[eager warren]

I’ve decided ima Bet half on the strawberry one and the other half on the carmal one

This won’t go wrong

[gleaming valley]

are there any trains

or reds

[eager warren]

Idk
I’m Color blind /j

[swift badge]

Caramels are like

[gleaming valley]

o

[swift badge]

The slowest ones????

[gleaming valley]

yeh

[swift badge]

I’m going to bed

Go to bed

[gleaming valley]

no

[swift badge]

2 minutes till bedtime

[gleaming valley]

2 minutes

[swift badge]

Wdym no you little prick

[unkempt yew]

[gleaming valley]

2 minutes

[eager warren]

It’s 11AM
Also I am technically still in bed

[swift badge]

[swift badge]

Well

[unkempt yew]

Nuh uh, is 12 pm

[eager warren]

NUH UH

[unkempt yew]

[swift badge]

Fine cheese

@opal hazel

WRONG PING

BRO

[eager warren]

See! Still technically 11!

[swift badge]

OMG I HATE MYSELF

[swift badge]

99 NOTIFICATION!?!>!?!?!?!?!?

[gleaming valley]

what

[swift badge]

IM GOING TO BED

I CANT HANDLE THIS BS

[swift badge]

If i see you

[gleaming valley]

i have 48

[swift badge]

at 2am

not sleeping

[swift badge]

on discord

[gleaming valley]

okay fine

[unkempt yew]

[swift badge]

YOU TOO?

[eager warren]

It’s actually over 1000-

[gleaming valley]

i sent you the screenies

[swift badge]

I will tear you apart

[eager warren]

https://tenor.com/view/a-hat-in-time-hat-in-time-troll-hat-kid-hat-time-gif-27379572

[gleaming valley]

omg twinsies

[swift badge]

I saw

[swift badge]

GET OUT

[gleaming valley]

except i read all my 2,700

[swift badge]

I will tear you limb from limb

[unkempt yew]

The what?

[swift badge]

And eat your eyes

[gleaming valley]

i dont have limbs

[swift badge]

SO mANY NOTIFICATIONS

[gleaming valley]

im a stick of cheese

[swift badge]

And

[swift badge]

OH MY GOD

FINE

[gleaming valley]

[eager warren]

Didn’t need them anyway

[swift badge]

I’LL EAT OMNIFORGE

[swift badge]

I WASNT

I WAST TALKING TO YOU OMG

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

THESE KIDS

STAND

[gleaming valley]

fine

[swift badge]

IN A LINE

I’LL ADDRESS YOU SEPREATELY

[gleaming valley]

ok

[eager warren]

Oh I know, I’m just trying to get you to stay longer

[swift badge]

Yeah you dont want omniforge gone do you?

[gleaming valley]

be sure to ping the right people this time

[swift badge]

PA LEASE

LET ME GO TO BED

[gleaming valley]

no

[swift badge]

Fr i always someone a random person

[unkempt yew]

[swift badge]

Yeah thats what i thought buddy

[eager warren]

Nuh uh!

We’ve got a job to do!

[swift badge]

Now go to bed

[unkempt yew]

Alright, alright

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

NO

[swift badge]

ANTON HELP

THESE KIDS ARE

[unkempt yew]

🫵 🛏️
👉 🛏️

[swift badge]

TRYING TO KEEP ME UP

[gleaming valley]

who said im a kid

[eager warren]

We gotta see who wins the lizard race

[gleaming valley]

GASP

[swift badge]

OHHHH MY GOD

[unkempt yew]

Everyone, everyone, put them to sleep

[gleaming valley]

well i cant do anything against that

[unkempt yew]

🫵 🛏️
👉 🛏️

[gleaming valley]

im a toddler

well

[unkempt yew]

I still got this

[swift badge]

FRICK YOU

[gleaming valley]

ig thats still a kid

[trim tartan]

Hello.

[swift badge]

I hate you cheesesticke /romantic /J /J

[eager warren]

You guys think iterators like to play chess by themselves

[trim tartan]

Police here.

[gleaming valley]

hi cele

its time for me to scattet

scatter

[trim tartan]

You are all under arrest.

[gleaming valley]

cele is here

[swift badge]

What

[gleaming valley]

nope

[swift badge]

Omg

[eager warren]

Called it!!

The wedding is back on!

[gleaming valley]

im runnin

im sleepin

[swift badge]

Cele found my crimes

[swift badge]

NAH

[swift badge]

Thats what i thought

See you cele

[swift badge]

Heading to bed

[unkempt yew]

Officer, arrest these... Hooligans /silly

[swift badge]

STOP GIVING ME THAT LOOK

[trim tartan]

Good night.

[eager warren]

I’ll be getting the flowers ready

[swift badge]

Night

[swift badge]

PLEASE

[unkempt yew]

My heir to the NASPF

[swift badge]

GET

[night lily]

[gleaming valley]

goodnight

[swift badge]

GET OUT

[swift badge]

OMG

[gleaming valley]

gasp

[swift badge]

UNCLE EPOCHS IS HERE TOO??

WHAT????

[eager warren]

Calm down 5 pebbles

[gleaming valley]

uncle eochs

its so iver

[trim tartan]

And you better not let me find you all awake.

[swift badge]

I AM NOT FIVE PEBBLES

[unkempt yew]

This is a raid

[gleaming valley]

?

[swift badge]

THE POLICE

[trim tartan]

Except Anton and Epochs.

[swift badge]

IS HERE

[eager warren]

Calm down 6 Pebbles

[swift badge]

AND YALL

ARE PINGING ME

[gleaming valley]

the police is here

im gonan go eepies now

[swift badge]

WITH THE MOST CONTROVERSAL THINGS

[gleaming valley]

[swift badge]

Yeah you better

[unkempt yew]

Alright, alright

[gleaming valley]

gooniht

[unkempt yew]

[gleaming valley]

turning off ky computer

[unkempt yew]

I will write a protocol soon

[gleaming valley]

putting down my phone

[night lily]

I have no evidence but I wonder if you're also committing sleep crime here

[gleaming valley]

goofbye

[eager warren]

Wait
Is sleep deprivation a crime?-

[unkempt yew]

Yes

[gleaming valley]

cele is a part of the sleep police though right?

[eager warren]

https://tenor.com/view/dokibird-huh-rejected-live-gif-3859302371757875364

[gleaming valley]

oh wait i was gonna go eep

[unkempt yew]

Yes

[trim tartan]

I am, yes.

[gleaming valley]

sogry

goobye

[unkempt yew]

My heir

[trim tartan]

Good night, Sticke.

[gleaming valley]

[eager warren]

I guess I’m the only one left in the tomfoolery

[swift badge]

Go to bed

Or i

[night lily]

Sleep police corruption is a well known situation though || ||

[swift badge]

Will literally

[unkempt yew]

Now that left us morningers and nooners

[swift badge]

Destroy you

[trim tartan]

Crispy.

[unkempt yew]

[trim tartan]

I told you to not let me catch you.

[swift badge]

You can never catch me’

[eager warren]

BRAKE THEIR ORBITAL BONE!

[trim tartan]

You will sleep. Now.

[gleaming valley]

stop pinging me then

[unkempt yew]

Well technically, we're in the same timezone

[swift badge]

Okayyyy

Goodnight

[eager warren]

https://i.redd.it/6x9sym7ftd5e1.gif

[trim tartan]

Good night.

[gleaming valley]

[trim tartan]

I will now store the break-all-bones-inator.

[unkempt yew]

Like Colin and Epochs is an hour late

[eager warren]

Now…
With no more restraints…

I can finally!!

Get out of bed!

[unkempt yew]

wha

[eager warren]

I haven’t gotten out of bed ever since I’ve woken up-

[unkempt yew]

For 6 hours?!

[eager warren]

I woke up at like 11:30-

[unkempt yew]

Oh ok

That seems understandable

[night lily]

Why are you still here crispy /lh

[eager warren]

Trying to fix my sleep schedule since I kept doing the wattpad at like late at night so I kept going to bed at like 2AM

[unkempt yew]

[eager warren]

https://tenor.com/view/hes-in-the-walls-in-the-walls-wall-muppet-panicking-gif-27546618

[trim tartan]

Crispy.

Thank you.

[eager warren]

I’m tryin to fix it!

That’s why I put the wattpad on Hiatus

So I don’t end up sleeping in time with the Americans-

[unkempt yew]

Same, same

[magic nexus]

Might it be the case that you are alluding to those revered and formidable entities, traditionally known as the Greek Fates, who are believed to exercise dominion over the trajectory of an individual’s existence? Those 'three ancient hags' are of considerable significance...

[eager warren]

I SWEAR I DIDNT MEAN IT IN AN OFFENSIVE WAY-

[magic nexus]

Maintain one's composure in a tranquil manner, and let your inner brilliance shine forth with unrestrained exuberance!

[limpid ore]

my brain is too smooth and yeehaw for this

[unkempt yew]

Aren't you supposed to be sleeping?

[limpid ore]

yes

but

cats need to take meds

they get dewormer at 12am and 12pm but i have to stay up and make sure they eat all the food

[unkempt yew]

Ah, I see

[limpid ore]

i sleeped a little and gave meds late

[unkempt yew]

Poor kitties

[limpid ore]

poor babies

i know Nalu isn't in any danger of tapeworms at least (she is always a very thin cat, vets said she's healthy), but she still has to take meds since she shares a litter box with Itty Bitty

poor itty bitty has to get her butt shaved :(

[unkempt yew]

[long sky]

Now that I'm thinking about it, I think the Memory Conflux is most comparable to ram

it moves around so much, which seems like memory that's being actively allocated

I'm willing to bet more permanent storage exists somewhere else

and neurons are like, CPU

ultimate airflow optimized by highly spaced out mini-cpus that fly around everywhere

it would also explain why bumping into the memory conflux grid isn't like, completely debilitating

he'd just get this weird dip in productivity and have to reallocate some stuff while the little spider things put it back together

annoying, but not the same as wiping a hard drive

[eager warren]

hang on,
your onto something

[austere hawk]

Agree

I’ve always thought neurons and mem conflux seem similar to RAM

[meager moat]

Random access memory, sure does seem random

[scenic escarp]

Absorbing into my own lore

[eager warren]

stealing into my own lore

[open matrix]

yoooooo, that planet looks familiar

[austere hawk]

Outer wilds

[fringe anchor]

Stolen name, unoriginal, casper needs to sue RIGHT NOW /j /silly /lh

[austere hawk]

Interlopers do be interlopin

[trim tartan]

Been playing it.

Unfortunately not done.

[swift badge]

Someone get the lawyer

[night lily]

Amany is playing outer wilds? another explorer has appeared

[open matrix]

still in the tutoriel, managed to die twice

jumping into the geyser is not a good idea it seems

[trim tartan]

I never died to that. Was too bad to parkour in in the first place.

[fringe anchor]

But you did ||see the statue|| before that, right???

[eager warren]

You guys think earth geysers can perfectly boil eggs?

[iron totem]

One of us one of us

[open matrix]

||as in it looking to me?|| no i died twice before looking at that thing

||is it some sort of save point? i did see some sort of icon i think||

wait nvm

no spoilers

[fringe anchor]

What the fuck

[open matrix]

gotta figure it out myself

[eager warren]

That sure is a lot of black lines
Too bad I don’t got X-ray vision to see past them

[open matrix]

jumping from the observatoryum into the river did not keep me alive

[iron totem]

For your own sake, please don't spoil yourself on outer wilds if you think you will play it

[open matrix]

i will!

[iron totem]

It's such a good game (puzzle exploration game)

[eager warren]

Rain world players before checking the wiki after somehow looping back into industrial:

[fringe anchor]

Why the rush??? It's not like something is about to happen

[iron totem]

Too bad sprinkles cannot bite people in here

[eager warren]

What

[open matrix]

okay, but i think its time to start that ship now, ive been in the tutorial for a but too long

[iron totem]

@glad marten Good lizar

[fringe anchor]

You are staff now, help change that /j /silly /lh

[fringe anchor]

[iron totem]

Unfortunately big courier says we can only pet sprinkles in #misc-pan-chat , #vanilla-server-challenges, and #downpour-server-challenges

[eager warren]

Here me out

What if

We break a couple rules

This is a joke

[night lily]

Be curious on your journey!

[iron totem]

No

[eager warren]

Unrelated but I think my teeth are dying