#secret-stories-misc
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nono, I have a better idea
make every item in a seperate list itself that contains all it's data, then compress all those lists and put them in a master list, which is then turned into the file
no one can be straight in any universe
i was sleeping
š

ok

Yall dipped ig
Oh it was just a bunch of payday cloaked with red eyes saying ācheck this shitā as they all run up to the camera


Its the wife
"YOU CALL THIS PUTTING UP A FIGHT?"


My cat has come to snuggle with me meaning my time awake is nearing its end

Iām not dying or anything, ima just stop breathing for like an hour
My cat knocked my phone down the side of my bed
Theyre alive
theyre here 
I now hate them
The cat was a hired assassin

My cat would kill me if it was for the bit
Nombinaru cat real!?!??!?!?!?! /silly
thabs so mean
is that something i should know 


I feel like itās something I shouldnāt know
Nah, I want it cold to stay
and were like

totally besties (real not lying dont look it up)

Ohhh yeah
The iconic duo

Did like 10 illegal things in this server
Oh right-
I gotta go back to doing Slugcat Comics tomorrow
the ones who accidentally broke many rules together 


Accisentally
hey


you didnt make your pfp 

MY BAD
I keep thinking that your pfp is suns in a bakini
Unless that is what it is and then thatās based
thats a binder
binder suns
+40 gay aura 
i dont wanna draw suns in a bikini

Ill do it /j
I would, but my Suns wears like o only fluffy clothing-
thats the only correct way to draw suns
Fluffy bikini
crispys pfp is just their summer outfit

I keep forgetting Iāve sketched all my iterator designs out on paper but I havenāt actually digitized them
Like-
Moon and Pebbles have shown up in chapter arts, but I havenāt done their actual refrence pages yet



youre so much worse than me
Me looking up at the cookie jar at 6 years old:

you keep doing it unprovoked
I am
ive only drawn two of the known ittys but the other one had no canon appearance so i invented one
Im so normal about sliver and moon

YOU DONT GET TO SEND THAT
FOR WHAT
SOMETIMES NOT EVEN A PART OF THE CONVERSATION
THE BLACKMAIL
Do I get two christmases out of this divorce?

me and cheesesticke were never married

Nuh uh
yeah
HEY I DELETED IT
i was never marries 
IT WAS IN KADALS CHANNEL
qhar
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Oh gosh! Someone call mom!
i thought you were talking about the image still above 
???????
its still there
I just did sigblush to sliver
Cause you SENT MINE
You may be mom
But Iām the bug living in the lightbulb in the kitchen
I SENT MINE CUZ YOU WERE SENDING MINE
NO?
I WAS JUST DOING SIGBLUSH?
TO SLIVER?
literally everytime i went to my grandparents house there was one of those
well this is payback for all the times before
you started it thus time
Pa lease
i did 
I feel like the lil silly dragon as cheese stick and crispy are the mean looking dragons
āYOUR STARTED THISā
āYOU STARTED THATā
āIām a roach lolā
Now im sunnies
oh yeh
So its sunnies harassing nsh
we should get them to redraw it /silly /j
oh how the tables have turned
again

I should really head to bed-
Itās pretty late-
Wait no
Itās early

It isn e next day
2AM
Iāll see you all tomorrow-
Redraw it every time someone changes their pfp XD
Poor beads

No ur not
YOU CANT JUST LEAVE AFT


Cele

evaporates with a magical woosh
oh wait i myst leaveth
How dare u kill my bestie


Cele how come you appear, somehow ruin my life, then leave

Yoooooo
Its beads
Second time.
Either way, Iāll do a third someday.



Hmm
I want a new drawing project
But I have no specific scenes from the engineer that I'd like to do
What should I make
That image of vegeeta reading a book except it's arti
Is it an actual thing from the show or just a meme?
I haven't watched dragonball, just know it's huge in Mexico
Neva is so pretty (Neva winter spoiler)
this is the greatest thing ive seen this month

godspeed
Reminds me of the "I am the hype" video
Hello stories misc just now I have watched a video about biphasic sleep which is segmented sleep and how a few centuries back it was the norm
Allegedly, anyway
And what I find interesting is that biphasic sleep is actually a way to lucid dream which means lucid dreaming was a lot more common back then
Yeah forgot to say that
im gonna make it so all of my chapters start with some sort of loud sound, or feeling
like this one
a brick gets thrown at a lizard's face

I just came out of the met and i am infused with art juice

I wanna do something
But i must get home first
Vegeta never became an intellectual, as far as I know.
Well, if I could remember, he doesn't really think and rather being boastful
That's Vegeta for you.
He does have character development, but he never becomes an intellectual or scholar. He doesn't have any interest in either.
He's a family man by the end of the show.
The show ends when Z ends and nobody can tell me otherwise.
Idk when that end because I just watched the many episodes of fighting Frieza and end there
My way of watching Dragonball Z is Abridged.
By Team Four Star.
Wish we could've gotten the Buu saga covered, too, but ending it on Cell is good.
12 hours and 29 minutes before New Year 
Anton is in the future 
Waow time travel 
YOOOOO
Dont worry you still drew him well!!
Thanks and keep cooking! Chef is so impressed by the food š š
Yknow this makes me think about our lore intertwining for a sec
In my lore, the scavengers hate the human species seeing them as nothing more than lapdogs for iterators (since they were made to take care of iterators and other life forms). Scavengers might even outright attack chef depending on their hostility stat or whatever
With that in mind since iirc Bandit was raised by Scavengers, who would he hate more? Traveller or Chef
Well, he haven't seen a human in his life, so he doesn't care about them
But Veteran and Doyen on the other hand 
Veteran is the pink while Doyen is the olive
Yes 
Yknow this makes me go back to the imaginary fight between Bandit and his Scav elites vs Traveller and Chef
I would assume that if Traveller and Chef successfully kill his two scav elites Bandit would go berserk?
Which is the opposite case, if Bandit successfully kills Chef, Traveller becomes a vegetable
I mean, when I thought of bringing a group, mostly his surrogate mother and cool uncle would rather be in a different region
Oh oop
But... 
Those two will fight for their lives 
Hm....
I need a romancable character for Bandit...
make him romance another scug so he can let go the hatred 
True, ture
Soon then
Soon
and idk maybe another scav would attack his mate without knowing she is connected to Bandit and thus making Bandit also see the perspective of the scugs just minding their own business only to be attacked by the scavs
alot can be done 

Dude.... That's a great one 
Aw man, I do love giving him the reality check for his hatred 
give him a wake up call and humility
Soon...
far too long its always the nice character that gets a harsh reality check, but we all know even the assholes are not safe


I need to learn to draw in jjba art style to draw chef and traveler
WHERE'S MY SOUP
I am now a distinguished gentlemonkey.

/silly
We need more of that fab, my good sir /silly
I also bought the Geraldo skin.
š
I know I could be using it on better things, but whatever.
Monkey Knowledge takes forever to get, anyway.
It's been so long I have heard about Bloons now
I love groovin by popping the balloons
Ah, quite dashing
This is my second favorite skin.
Also, how's stroy with the last day of the year? 
My first is Galaxili.
Stars 
I remember I used to play balloons but the flash version
Level 20 Galaxili is my favorite monkey.
Evil 

/silly
It's good, looking forward to new years
I would sympathize and tell you that you aren't old, but I don't feel old.
I was gonna say about doing some gardening again
You feel old. Both of you.
20 years old is the new old š§
Hopefully age will make me more wise 
With this final revelation, I shall disappear.
I lost many wisdom teeth in 2020
Age makes me rot rather than wise /silly 

Dog hidin under couch
dawg
18 minutes before hell let lose
Also, kinda forgor to do this but thank Cap to remind me
Yargggggg 
I could hear firecrackers from afar, trumpets and loud motorcycle from afar


Now gonna disappear for a moment


Few minutes late on this but happy new year Anton
Happy new years!


It was a mistake to partake red wine 
ill have urs
Too bitter than whiskey 
Ye, can't handle it, I really thought it would be the same as whiskey 

Happy new year chat
hope y'all have a good one
Nah
Ima have the WORST year
that sounds like something my dad would say
Good
Iām one step closer
Welp, at least the lumpia and cheesestick did to drown the taste of red wine
Why shouldnāt I be eating you
And no, I'm talking about these 
yeah i seen 
I can't believe another year has passed... 
my name can always make for some silly moments 
Those lookā¦

goodā¦
Also, sleep police got nothin on me
what are you talking about, it just turned 2024
I can stay awake whenever I want 
Jokes on you!
Im wearing a Wire
Get him!
You're allowed to stay up late on new years, that's like international law or something

And jokes on you
I'm the Founder 



dw I'll stay as a(n unpaid) volunteer to the bitter end
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for some reason i dont trust you either
Stories is corrupt 

i dont even think youre that evil
Guys donāt worry
If Iām elected in charge, I promise you I will become a dictator
You have my word



I LOVE rewriting all of chapter 7 because it was ass
ill take your word

chat it is now time to continue on chapter 8 to increase the daunting task raven will have to take on
Also 4000 WORDS AS OF CHAP 7 WOOOOO
4000 words?!
The most I normally do is 2000-
Iām invested in these Novels yall are writing
Run on sentences + delaying lore reveals 
Sometimes, when the inconvenience of the chapter, do more than just 2000 words 
looks at TSA 2
Ok lemme be
Rlly clear here
THE ENTIRE WORK
is 4000 words
Each Chapter is
Just about 571
Chapter 5 is rlly short so like
Idk ignore that
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
Organization for Transformative Works


Anton they bribed u

Theyre not the best option
Trust me
Theyre evil

2025 is gonna be horrible 
it must be bad luck or smth
It didnt even start yet girlie
even though i stub my toe every day
I trust Cele 

No bribes required
Real
They told me they bribed u

its over 
I spent my new years trying to come up with a human sothamthial design
[I butchers the name I know]
Its new years eve for me
If they bribed me, what did they persuade me then? 
To make them the heir
Also, 

That's my intention 
#downpour-art-galleryā
message
why they kinda look like a cat girl-
TO THE CORN
it wasnt me

Wit thatās corn?!
that was from summer break

I thought that was naked Mac N Cheese

Did u eat it????
Your arteries are gonna be more blocked then Moons-

no
butter is an essential part of the daily diet, don't listen to them

Nuh uh 
Butter Is peak food though
they should really lower the prices
I haven't had butter
not the "nuh uh"
Where are you getting funds for this lactose overtolerance
But I have margarine
So many calories you never dying in an apocalypse
I'm spending my last days with Nitro
was my favorite
don't you
me you son of a
WHERE'D YOU GET THE MONEY!!!!!
I keep forgetting Iām aloud to repost my fanfic link every time I post a new chapter
we will mourn saintboogie 
gta crimes
I command you to go eep

Iām impressed Spearmaster dosnt single handily collapse the scav economy
Nuh uh 
ANTOONNNN!!
Must stay up for Crypmas

another fellow timezoner
They never have the needles available to trade
Clearly, they serve no monetary value, but have other benefits
Such as a public spear to be used by anyone
or affordable housing
Think bird nests out of twigs
finally i know antons timezone
Thatās it buddy
Meet me in the centre of Australia, weāre gonna see who dies of heat stroke first
Hah, meet in the equator in Southeast Asia 
Nuh uh
Australia Ozone layer is weaker
You come here and get the skin cancer debuff like me!


Dang 
Ok so
I will go to sleep if my batter ran out
We are gonna start you both off
In Mexico and Canada respectively
You gotta journey to the center of the US, growing stronger as you do and duel when you meet
charge your phone 
Im heading to sleep as soon as the conversation gets boring
makes the conversation boring

Ima do ALL the side quests
knocks you out cutely

what
No
no what
Dont eat 2 tons of butter
The what? 
Its bad for you
i should be eating 3 tons of butter
Double it /silly
what
Cheesy
16 tons of butter
Tom
STOP

WHOS TOM
BUTTER BAN
wh
TON
cries violently
TOM AND JERRY?!
Heyyo, I can stay awake since it's New Year
You are literally going to get a heart attack
who said i had a heart

im a stick of cheese
Youre an idiot

cheese dont got hearts
You know, I always wanted to draw Sitter (shitter) in that position
No thats for me
Cy dont be a bad influence 


Im stealing it girliepop
alright

i have a jar of bacon grease

so do i!


hoepfully obvious

what does that mean

Bacon grease good
we save the grease and cook shit like eggs and other meats with it
Frosmoth and Banan thought me the murica way š¦ šŗšø š£ļø š„ š„ šÆ


š¦
alright
ive got a bunch of memes
transfered to my computer from my phone
and im gonna rainworld them
ill be back
Hmmm, gonna do the same perhaps

For the start of New Year next thing in the morning
If I can sleep and all
Fireworks still booming despite the drizzle of the rain
fireworks arent supposed to be set off in the city limits here but guess whats gonna happen all fucking night tonight

I should continue the Arti oneshot
listening to music
Featuring my scav OC Branch
idk
I have mine at less than 50
Why? You don't 100 your earphones? 
How are u not deaf
No
Im already half deaf
I always do 100
I dont need to be full deaf
Hell, maybe 150

Skill what? Huh? SKILL WHAT?
Skissue they meant (i think)
Ik im just daring her 
You need certain skills to survive the 100 earphone volume 
Gain a skill lose another (hearing)
Hah, I could still hear the firecrackers from afar

fuck that, ive surpassed 100 volume
oh my god is that a rain w-

I save the jars of bacon grease and throw them at passersby
man, i hate it when they do that
man, i love it when they do that


Man, I'm already adapted to that

Artiglam is pretty
Artiglam is what made saint lesbian
XD
uh...raven?
No audio doesnt make sense
raven when are you reading I fixed chapter 7 it's good now trust

rave nyou good?
B-but that's the therapiss
Uh waht
Rave
Modding humour 
Lmaooooo
So zeeljod š„¹
The Therapiss from that one video I saw
(zeeljod means peak)
hi rave 

qhar
If raven actually reads the fic chapters I'll finish chapter 8 trust
actually no I gotta do that right now
Increase the workload

Qhar~
artiglam chain in genderal, go go go!
I cant leave art and memes
oh no
i hid the channels and i dont feel like clicking a few times to bring them back

Im banished here
Other option:
My crimes are too much
Wait cheese
Now that u have my voice i can actually call u 
@gleaming valley @gleaming valley
@gleaming valley
@gleaming valley
wjar
@gleaming valley

oh

How is the meme drawing going
my dad is making me do something else


Hai beadddsssss

Arurhgurhfugrhr
I just put my music to 70
Its so loud
get good
How atr you not deaf cheese

THIS IS DEAFINING
skill issue
my ears exist too

actually
i said a couple days ago at least 4 songs were playing in my mind at all times
maybe this is why
no

it must just be my silly neurodivergence

Last night ivwas trying to have a song in my head
But a song was alr stuck in my head
So both were blasting andvthey were mixing
Wierdest experience
Eventually i won
Yes because the mix was like when a radio station switches
Hiiii
Going good! I gotta leave soon for new years game night
I've been working on the mascot a bit today
T13 asked me to make a mascot as a joke but I took it seriously
Heyo cy

sometimes my music is at 100, and im like: "louder"
im hard of hearing tho
Forgiven 

Makes sense
literally me
thats why i have this

my friend is like that
and here i am at 600
what are yall? bats?

@iron totem !!!!!!! READ THE CHAPTERS! AND ILL RELEASE! #8!!!!
Not now, sorry.
I read stuff when I feel like it. (right now I'm busy with a novel I borrowed from the library)
what novel? š
It's in native only I'm pretty sure 
I usually read books in English
I have noticed i have a phase where i find something to read and churn through a lot of books rapidly and a phase where i barely read 
you know it would be pretty cool to be able to read books in different languages,
then again, i can prob read programing books, that counts as a separate language right?
(my state thinks so, they count programming classes as foreign language)

Whaaat?
Same. It depends on if I find something good
i have my earbud audio at maybe 6 because everything is too loud and not earbud audio at 30 
That feeling when you've finally finished reading something you enjoy and you already miss it 
And Merry Christmas for me
Merry Christmas, yes!
@open matrix Sorry for the ping, but can I use your drawing of skibidi slugcar as my pfp?
/nf
Okay tbh this version does look nice, compared to the... the horrors...
/lh /silly
Who left the scug in the toilet!!! /lh /silly
Salutations! o/
was a gift
it is yours as legally as it can be
the library???
Can confirm raven is busy fighting Roland
Well, new year is almost here for me, so happy premature new year from Europe, stories misc

Happy new year!!!
happy new year!!!!
i cant spell
Oh no theyre catching up
Idk this one

I must away soon though




Meow
im finally writing
i need to magically invent 3000 more words
do you?
hamsteak??
indeed!
indeed.
yes













