#secret-stories-misc
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The android looks relatively human, but pretty mechanical. I’d imagine it to have a doff gold.
Now, as for the ability, imagine the stand and a user by a lake.
The stand can leak a viscous, golden liquid from its fingers.
It disperses through the lake quickly.
Now, the lake is “affected” by the stand.
I like to think of it more as a sort of oil.
When enough of the lake evaporates to turn into rain clouds, those clouds are basically primed.
When said clouds rain, anyone in the local area who hears the falling of the rain now hears a detuned piano melody, and is now forced to dance a ballad.
They cannot break free from it until the rain stops.
Not even when their spouse is murdered in front of them, could they stop ballading.
very interesting 
who wouldve thought indulging in the brainrot is fun
Only when the rain passes, do they regain full control.
Controlling someone and make them dance under the rain?
Feels dangerous to go out 
Oh, when you hear it fall, you are forced to dance.
Even if you’re inside, the user still can kill you.
procreate hunter
Thou art interrupting my moment! /silly /lh
i will be immune
(i am starting to lose my hearing)
sorry i just wanted to drop it in here
Deaf people are probably immune to it, yes.
whatre we chatting about?
JoJo!
No, no, it’s fine! Was just being silly.
Specifically my JoJo OCs.
jojo brainrot
Okay then, I'm doomed if I ever hear the rain
Who dat
Hunter.
It takes a fuck ton of setup and equipment to predict where the rain will go.
You probably don’t need to worry about it.

User is not some psycho. They’re an assassin who just gets paid a fuck ton to do literally everything.
Killing civilians is usually not on the menu.
Again, not my character.
Ah understandable 
A friend’s.
i also sleep with earplugs in so im EXTRA immune
A very niche stand, sure.
But rather unbeatable in that niche.
Not canon to their story, by the way.
Just something I made.

Stands in general aren’t canon.
There’s one exception, but that’s more so an imitation than a real stand.

They actually have an impressively complex and immersive world.
They just haven’t written about it in ages.
Or anything, really.
dang
hunter i said it in the caption /lh

honter

At this hot time, a halo-halo would suffice 
Show us.
i dont think the server'd be happy with a bikini top :(
She’s asleep, I think.
I went too late 
Question since we really don't know what those sphere are used for otherwise: So everyone knows thr orange lizard nests along the Wall in the ball. Any theories what those really are for besides either weather instruments or really nests?
Wait...theory time
Orange lizards are telepaths right? They often are found in those spheres and Sky Islands, a region that has a lot of radios and antennas. Given that lizards are a possible favorite for the Ancients given the variety of them, maybe orange ones were some kind of maintenance drone?
Radio frequencies, oranges are found near places like that, have the best coordination outside of Scavengers, the balls have antennas...
Comms, weather, or just some other doohickey i guess
Well, I'm thinking something like a central command beehive right now
Ignoring the orange that got lineaged into Shaded SOMEHOW (trust me, seeing an orange in the room filled with the mole lizards was a shock), oranges are found almost exclusively near radio equipment
Or radio adjacent
Or am I missing something???
Definitely a doohickey. I get some real thingamajig vibes, too.
Orange lizards can cuddle for warmth
I think they are, at least?
@buoyant pike ||Turning off msc makes moonie work
||
Out competing other lizards by a lot
Important plot point of my fic 
||They've changed moon a lot since 1.5, it's so pretty now
||
All the equipment has broken down by that time.
And the radio or whatever works perfectly.
So...the orange lizards are the ones trying to outdo the Yeek population...
There's an orange lineage in SU too in the scav toll room
like, a single orange?
Yes
Lost its pack.
they are lost 
Very lost
So lost, I’m not sure how they survived.
By the way, you may lineage a strawberry in SU
out of time
lmao???
Ze bleeps am I witnessing here?
what the fu- 
Giraffe-rain deer-vulture-dragons attacking Industrial?
yeah i went eep 
the lil one is out of time 
Inv SU hurts my eyes 
Thankfully it is a really easy region if you have 100 global liz rep
i think that's intended 
huh???
Otherwise it's, well
the fuckin dropwig room
Right now I'm not sure which I want to debate over more... The orange lizards and their "nests" or whatever that chaos that Raven shared was...
Also...do I even want answers about what those were???
Dogs
They're really buggy but funny
Why must there be a room with 5 red centipede spawns
This image right here summarises the inv experience extremely well
Gonna sleep, this'll be the last time I see before closing my eyes.
Anton...context
I don't know, Andrew thought it would be funny, I guess?
Dude, I'm tired 
That's the logic behind the entire campaign
This makes it seem like you're about to go swimming into the Void Sea
I didn't drink coffee today 
Thanks Andrew
that voice gonna haunt me everytime I hear it
Curse those birds 
oh also do you play inv with push to meow? 
No, only speedrun valid mods
I use yeek maul fix though since I'm too lazy to downpatch
1.9.15 broke yeek mauling
Welp cap, gona sleep now
Patch notes came out and I was forbid to stay up late midnight 
Now I was forced to sleep at approximately 10 pm
Well, have a good sleep
Before my fellow officer, Epochs, gonna arrest me 
Just...wake up and maybe not go swimming in the golden cheese soup
i scared the shit out of my mom when the meow key very loudly produced the BRUH sound effect
Lol, what?!
Indeed, never again step into nacho cheese 

I'm probably gonna go early as well, I can feel the telltale vague feeling that I'm gonna wake up tomorrow sick...


Sleep well, Officer Epochs
The cops are no longer corrupt 
we're watching you 
Shall I send in the Multiplying Monks to dogpile non-sleepers into sleeping?
Shall have fifteen Monks all sleeping on top of you

Noooo
hopefully good sleep heals you
(I'm avoiding the Multiplying Monks very well now. Although, Survivor's tend to...not survive. One lost a fight with a cobra)
"Nacho chese will never be the same again"
Hmm, sounds nice....
You do realize I was originally talking about the Void right?
Also, cheese soup is amazing
||(It's the name of garbage wasted in inv)||
That being said, aren't Slugcats roughly the size of a teenager based on that one video that used bricks as a standard of measurement?
Don't remember
Well one or another, we can agree you probably will get sore after Gourmand curls up on your lap...
Not entirely sure about Spearmast though. Yes, there's the tail but until the quills are "grown" for all I know it's just a regular tail
if people can survive a saint bernard on they laps, surely they could survive gourm
I didn't say you wouldn't survive. I said you would get sore
😭
||ikr she's gorgeous||
hi guys
Hyello
i be storying

sotrying? in the sotry chat? 
dumpter!!!!!!
the dumpter fic will be real 
of course, this is all just leadup to the grandest epic of all, the smellvin fic
It's more likely than you think!
How will the stories story without you??
uhhhh something something ritual sacrifice

Welp, I'm scared that we can use rituals now like CotL
/j
But then again 
COFFEE FOR THE MORNING 
I beat megaman 11
Sadly ... It seems that was inevitable

Ahh nooo 
Officer Epochs, we both got inevitable I supposed 
i am the remaining not-corrupt eep police 
The true NASPF member 
Noooo
Take it easy if you can 
i have a prime eep schedule and will now watch over story chat before my shift ends 
But do remember to watch your time
||
||

been going to bed at roughly the same time for at least a week now
granted, i am eeping at midnight- but i am getting six or more hours now where i wasnt before

Thank you, guys...
Todays a eep day for me then
➡️🛏️
🫵🛏️


🛏️
Saturday college day? 
Nah, I cannot be lazy 
Saturday Morning Housechores

Must cut grass
Now I managed to touch grass 
da grass is eatin me alive, mon
me when live in yeehaw state (i have to wear bug spray to be outside)
Bugs? Ah yes, mosquitoes 
I watched "Jackpot!" Movie
@sudden jackal Rivulet is theoretically able to go to OE using the vulture warp glitch in Fascility roots
However, nobody has done it without cheats
Saint might be able to in expedition as the glitch requires batspears
To whom it may concern, MC server is back up again
didn't monitor that very much today( didn't notice when it got down)
Well, not a Rain World story so I can't put this in the main chat but I'll put it here.
Given the obligation that is eating my time and brainpower this month, there likely won't be a third chapter of Saints. Instead, any who like my writing shall be graced by a new chapter in Harmonic Symphony within the next day or so



||why moon angy
||
||I gave her the golden CC pearl that tells FP how to break the taboo||
ohhhhhhh
||The wanderer spawns with it :p||
||now i wanna see an alternate rainworld where five pebbles never gets the pearl||
||Both||
||i wanna take it to her now...im curious||
||ooooh shes maddd||
||Just a warning, you have to leave and reenter her chamber several times while trying to give her the pearl||
||She won't read it at first since she says it is intended for FP||
Me too, this was like my favorite part in the 1.5 version
They changed it a little bit
||the messenger never makes it to fp, the pearl is destroyed by moon, the pearl is delivered to the wrong person etc||
||what was the original like?||
||She would still be angry and would yell at you. You didn't need to try to give her the pearl several times, though.||
||awwww||
||im absolutely loving drought it could work as a full expansion. id love more big au mods like this a la downpour||
||Honestly, I like drought moon more than msc moon||
||i like both but i feel like drought shows her more assertive side||
I think it's really great as a mod, but as an official canon? Not sure
||which i appreciate||
hehe i click all da soilers 
not official just a big project hehe

as in downpour-esque expansion that is an au or expands on the narrative
Pitch black is a cool au mod
downpour is just an au that became official, who says there cant be other timelines like it?
The world is dark
i havent played pitch black yet
will legitimately forget stuff as soon as i see it. im able to rewatch or replay so many things bc i cant fucking remember it after 2 weeks.
i wish my memory loss worked that way. instead i get to forget entire years of my life
this also makes it very hard to play stardew valley and minecraft
me but with grammer
i never remember my plans
cant remember piers stupid wednestay closed stick even now
ive forgotten that three times within an hour 
I wanna say, drought's ost is lovely
IT IS
Not on youtube yet, but you can find it in the mod folders
||climbing up moon's new exterior was fucking magical||
||It's so pretty now. The song is called "Lost" by the way||
||that one might be my favorite of the new songs||
||In 1.5 moon's exterior looked like a worse FP exterior||
The mod folder is located in Windows (C:)/Program Files (x86)/Steam/steamapps/workshop/content
||i absolutely adore it now. i played it with my partner and took so many screenshots, it's beautiful||
If you want to listen to it
ill go digging for it later today
@open matrix ||Calloutpost might be real in drought?
||
I... I... really???
Yeah
reallyyyyyy
first ever drought-based fic in 10... /j
10 years, yeah, that seems about right
tell me more
SB deer pearl if you're interested
||They message him to cheer him up||
Lemme find it in the mod files
Here's more
I recommend playing the mod yourself, it's pretty good
I couldn't find the text files for this pearl 
you are very convincing 
It's a lot of fun, they've fixed a lot of bugs too
Moon has so much dialogue, this is gonna be fun for the mod wiki editors 
ah yes, the wiki, i wanted to apply to help there for a while to fix the, lets say, atrocious german rain world wiki
If you want
when i have more time
Just say you can help out with the german wiki and ask how you do it
sounds like a plan
@scenic escarp is there any way that i can cut out the non part outside of the circle compleltly? cause right now the image would still load as a square
Whuh, like, make the image a circle?
@limpid ore wait, you use krita too, right? do you know
Wouldn't transparency do that already?
yep
it does, but the image woudl still be a square, most of it is just invisible
???
You want a circular image??
That's even possible?
yeah
I mean, something tells me that since image dimensions are in X by Y format that means it's gotta be rectangular
And you just get a circle by transparency
Though, what's the difference between "circular" image of yours and rectangular image that's circular due to transparency?
Just export and try sending as PNG
i was pinged?
Few messages up, ye
i do not believe any art software can make a "circular image". the closest you will get anywhere is with transparency.
truly a shame
real 
@open matrix If UI were gonna make her own currency, what would she call it, do you think?
anyways hehe i did a thing today 
Open question, I just know Karessra likes UI
sitting here kicking my feet and giggling
Pebs coins /j
i have absolutely no way to get money for art (need a phone number for literally every banking thing ever) but ive made a commissions page anyways because i really like nitro 
i spent 2 hours on it 

it's pretty quality! you should maybe think about adding some pricing examples, though... unless you did and I just can't find em
goddamnit i forgot the picture 
i forgord to add it bc i cant actually accept any money rn
i have absolutely no way to do banking because i do not have a cell phone
i still need to add this tho

Seconding the others, that's how circle images are made, with square :D
Pretty scug art 
i fixed it 
The muse is cruel 
Maybe story about wolfmen things again 

i wish to violently strangle steam for not backing up my shit to the steam cloud
OH NO..... 
it doesnt like doing it so i have to sit here for hours
Have you made sure you didn't disable it?
But sometimes it just doesn't want to do upload for some reason yeah....
ive never disabled it
anyways
im gonna get some money in a few days 
there's a machine in walmart that gives money for your old broken phones n whatever
i have two
three maybe if i can find the other one

phone number may be gotted soon if i get more than $120
Garbage diving is about to be lucrative.
idk if i threw it away by accident or not though 
i doubt ill get that much though
maybe
not sure what one of these samsung phones'd be worth in the phone muncher
one was bought brand new a few years ago at like $1000 and one is a prepaid phone so 
👀 technologi
I wish we had an automatic machine for turning in old phones like that over here, don't really like bartering when I had to resell my old phones back when getting a new one (anxietyyy
)
Gimme da link, gonna take a while tho
Brain working at half speed
Behold - https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pazFOSQZD8n7sxblJ52Sn_uwvm8cSRS82Mh6DhOKP9Q/edit?usp=sharing - long link!
The parts with Weiss in them instead of Rosa aren't done yet.
Just review all the way.
Focus more on the part where Rosa begins panicking.
broken phone wont work
I've been playing the Binding of Isaac Rebirth lately.
I always thought that the game's soundtrack was pretty decent, but did prefer certain tracks from the original & Antibirth
But then I heard Living in the Light (Dogma's boss theme)
Dogma has got to be, without a shadow of a doubt, my favorite boss in the game
Highly thematic fight🔥📺🔥
This is bullshit, the John Scugs are friendly.
-# This infographic is actually well-made.
i am very friendly
Indeed.


Where's Frosmoth, John Dumpter

Ooooo? 
See? Very friendly!
She’s coming in for a hug.

sleep police captain is retiring for the night. you eepers that should be eeping now should also eep 
🔥 Chaos reigns 🔥
Stop right there! Improper eeper criminal 
-# cough cough
Epochs dying from the effort to uphold the law 
So I've reached Home as Lilith, unlocked Tainted LIlith, beat Dogma, almost beat The Beast, went on to do a whole run as Tainted Lilith and actually completed it (Cathedral)
But now I have no idea of what route/character to play 
Reached The Beast as Tainted Lilith but got skill issued after lowering her down to half HP 

@iron totem i just got jump scared by text
went to subterrainean so i can collect the pearls for later, only to be given a heartattack when the text suddenly popped up

||Try going to depths ||(Minor spoiler suggestion)
but i dont have no lights
also i really like this system so far, i dont get the lore behind it and it took me a few cycles until i understood what its about but now taht i know its pretty neat
what isnt neat however are those creepy dear thingies
I don't know, they're kinda cute 
What’s this?
very good mod so far
I won't spoil
i do plan to head to pebbles first after i get enough pearls, is that advised?
Up to you 
bruh, i sheltered with two black lizards, i cant see shit, they imidiatly killed me at the beginning of the cycle and i couldnt get out of the shelter cause they were on top of me, LOVELY
Do know there is a point of no return
im guessing its the ||moon pearl scrab thing so i plan to go to pebbs first||
Some actions can lock certain things out entirely, but it is very obvious what it is
tho im not sure
dephts wont do that, right?
perfect, then the current plan, ||see whats so interesting about dephts, get more pearls, get to pebbles and check if he can read them, go to moon, give her all the pearls besides the gold one, end it with the gold one, see from there||
also
find out who jumpscared me in subterainian
my guess its ||suns, cause of teh golden pearl? like sm is 07 so maybe im 06||
||Giving the golden pearl to FP means you can't give it to moon||
MSC is not canon here, it follows vanilla canon
I recommend disabling msc too, it can bug out the mod
can i do that, then k1ll myself, just so i can see what it does?
The mod was created and planned with vanilla 1.5 canon in mind
tho first i should probably solve this
MSC was just a mod at the time
Yikes, there is a grace period at the start of the cycle
Otherwise you may enable dev tools and cheat yourself away
but i cant get out, they are on top of me
Mean 
i will try until i have no karma left, when i dont get out, dev tools it is
Someone make a gag mod called “upsuck”.
lskdjglakgjkl
my heart
stop doing that game
it happened again
ehmmmmm, i think the game broke, there a a few pearls to much
wtf
||that has to be suns, right????|| dont tell me btw
what is this?
sounds fun
It was newly ported to 1.9
ohh, that one
It is!
I read the description that they disregard MSC vehemently
It was made for vanilla 1.5 and planned with vanilla lore in mind. MSC is not canon here
And msc can kinda bug it out, so I recommend disabling it

Oh my god I got so thrown off I thought you were John Hunter 

I already spoiled myself by tapping youtube video, the pilgrim comics 
there's a fuckin villager in this abandoned mineshaft?????????????
Oh you guys playin Minecraft 
i hear mobile is the cheapest option
and thats bedrock edition too so its cross-platform
a big mac from mcdonalds is like $5.30 or smth
But coleg first 


dw, I'll continue to maintain the server for whenever you decide to come ||~~even if after most people eventually move on and it's me alone on it
~~||

Want me to try to set up that plugin thing that allows bedrock edition to join java server?
But beware... I was a builder once and now I became a bandit 
I once build houses.... And after I see the ugliness of my house....
I raid a village and raze it into the ground 
I became the evil version of myself back then 
But maybe if I download again, building normal house once more 
||Perhaps finding another village to raze, who knows
||
Can't be ugly if there is no frame of reference
/j

naw thanks man. my internet hates joining any game if the host dont live near me.
appreciate the thought tho 
There’s Simon’s portal.
Man, I spoiled the comics 
I’ll try to stay.
||i appreciate that but pls don't feel like you have to though||
And 410 pesos is huge 
mobile minecraft there is more espensive than mobile minecraft here 
that's weird, shouldn't the regional price be lower
Oh, no, this is the most fun I’ve had in Minecraft for years.
Maybe it's the inflation 
Figuring shit out as I go seems to work better than knowing everything.
Speaking of, still no slime?
With that money, you can have like a family meal for it 
Just for a whole day 
Amany found some then that could be used to generate more via potion of oozing
Just splash them onto the skeleton farm after they stack up for a bit
Say, does gartic phone work on mobile? 
I believe so?


Maybe that's the only thing I can join 
Now I must continue the Raindeer Hunt 
Let the scav know the ways of hunting down raindeer
Oozing is slime spawn after death, right?
We have allays, we can easily get silverfish.
I’ll whip up a quick and dirty design when I can.
I’ve thought of a weird concept, but I can’t get anti-entity cramming to work right now.
im not sure how to smartly do it but i just mostly resort to ladder 
I usually do vines or whatever, but I can’t seem to make it work.
I have a silverfish producing chamber, I’m pretty sure.
Dw I'll still be in there building random shit (maybe) 
see you in a decade when you finish building all the iterators /j
So has this chatroom become the Minecraft room now?
Just a bit surprised if it is so
maybe we should really ask for the separate thread huh 
I don't really mind. I just thought this room was the place for...story writing adjacent nonsense
Then again, how many times have I ranted about my bungled Rimworld colonies and their hijinks?
Am I the pot or the kettle???
Also...still no Multiplying Monks but Survivor's don't really survive
Go figure that one out
Now I just need some goofy hijinks with Hunter's
Don't y'all hate it when you put some bread with cheese into the microwave and the cheese does not melt evenly? 

me when hot pocket
This might be the most perfect my bread dough has ever looked 
holy
Hopefully it will be as pretty after bake

i would eat it like that already
Tempting…
Pokes it so I leave a fingerprint 
What type of bread is this?
Must poke gently
Shokupan/milk bread
It is strong 
now i really want to bake, but its like way to late and i have to get up ealry too
Baking fun but bread takes allll day
Always time tomorrow
I started this at like 10am it’s 3 now 
i prefer making (fuck, i forgot the word) small breads?
Interesting, never heard of 
Buns?
good stuff takes time
yep, with a lot of herbs
The softest, chewiest, fluffiest white bread imaginable, with a slightly sweet and buttery flavor 
herb buns? idk im just translating one to one
Mmmm
What is it in german?
now im hungry
i just call em Kräuter Semmeln
Make and share pics with stories 
idk, its normal bread doew and i just put herbs into it and form em into buns, they have a very strong taste, idk, very bread
now i really wanna
maybe tomorrow, depends how kindly work treats me
Garlic bread?
Mmmm garlic bread
not garlic, tho i like that too
I think they’re just talking about rolls/buns with herbs rolled in
Like dinner rolls. Tasty
rosemary, chives, stuff like that
not sure if you roll it? i just put em in the dough and then bake
probably less milky? if thats the right word
So a type of bread roll?
Roll is just another word for buns more or less
hmmmm, if i get the chance to make some i can show it better
ohhh, that looks pretty close, yeah
Yummm
now im even more hungry
Homgry
but i have to sleep now, have to wake up at four am, again
gosh i hate early shifts sooooo much
Too early 
i have to be at work at six am, oh cruel world, whyyyyyy
Goodnight! Hope you sleep well
thanks, hope so too
Hopes and Dreams always wake me up every 4 am 
Brebb 
bread 
Tinapay 
Bread!

I didn't expect to ACTUALLY get both Mega Satan and Delirium in a single run
Tainted Lilith is just too OP for this world
"I did some mining off camera"
Imagine waking up 4 am and be prepared for college and only to see that class is cancelled
||
||
New chapter for Harmonic Symphony is up for those interested
GATO 
PETTING GATO WITH HAND 
Sadly it's neighbors cat 
My uppercase and lowercase cats are enemies of neighbors cat 
tastebud killer (very spicy)
even when my nitro runs dry, dumpter will be here forever

Dumpter is a special police investigator of the NASPF
no one ever suspects a baby

Spicy 🔥
... You sure you can take that many peppers? 
Don't worry, I can take it
Minutes been begging to find milk
But I'll add coconut milk in the end 
Since it is Bicol Express after all 
So...rocket fuel spicy food is on the menu these days?
Look at the positive side: You'd get to sleep twice 

Indeed spicy 🔥

GO GO TRANS POWER
🏳️⚧️
Also never really played Magdalene before this so I have the Beast completion mark and literally nothing else 
food chat, we're making that bread today
Show us.
Hell yeah
patience now, i only just started
bread 
apparently im really good at making pretzels from scratch
according to my high school cooking teacher
join the baking
BREAD 
We cook stories and bake bread.
Sadly I cannot bake since I don't have access to a thingamajig called stove or oven 
just use the sun, smh, skill issue
/j

Or, do a Rain World.
Why cook that on 300 degrees for 20 minutes when you can cook it at 6000 in one?
-# This is not how temperature or cooking works.
Explode you meal. Extra smoky flavor.
just cook the bread then
now we wait
It should be able to cook bread!
-# I don't think so. Do not try this.
I see you have a wooden table and blue platic bowl.
I know now where you live. /j /nsrs
Enjoy a pipe bomb in your mail.
-# For legal reasons, I am not sending explosives to Karessra.
ive send a picture of that table like 5 times already
each time people imidiatly dox me
i already have a arti plush but thx
As for honestly reasons, I am still not sending a pipe bomb. I'm not that deranged.
-# Yet.

vanilla ice cream
/j
oh god, i know i havendt baked in a while but is it that bad
Rank game 
I have no idea how unbaked batter is supposed to look like, just saying the first stuff I thought of 
Dough looks good!
Considering I know basically nothing about dough, you probably shouldn't ask me, but I think it looks good.
tbh, its not my best work, tho i didnt go with the exact amounts this time either so that would explain it
it will do, tho the awesome quality of my phone makes it look better then it is
👀 maybe this could prove to be better than the original recipe, lets wait for the end result
Let's hope it rises.
i just hope that after the dough (lemmi google that word real quick) rises (rises???? that sounds so dumb) it will look better
It rises
Maybe yeast?
That's the only thing I can remember besides flour, eggs and milk 
the dough geht auf i will not call it rise
What's geht auf?
rises, but in german
Lemme find translation
soooo much better
Ah I see
yeast make dough become plumpy
Plumping the dough.
I like the national language sometimes 
language differences do give rise to different poetry type 
Leavening?
yeast is indeed a leavening agent 
leavening agents make stuff rise, plump up, lighten and soften mixture
I cannot do tagalog poetry 
Bread chat 

Let them eat cake
Foodchat 
What?!
Revolts /silly
im waiting until tomorrow to make my strawberry shortcake
i dont have enough strawberries 
I forgor what strawberry taste like
I want to crack a joke so bad.
¡Viva la revolución!
good sometimes
Sour.
¡Viva la Filipina!
tbh theyre hit or miss, but yummy in/on cake
If you buy some very expensive ones, probably mildly sweet.
Huh
Wild strawberries 
Looks like a russian roulette?
So it is either yummy, sweet or sour?
I crave for stinky fruit tho 
or you go to the strawberry markets in california. ive gotten sweet ones from em more often than the grocery store 
big ass strawberries too
Anton is Filipino.

teleport to cali


Teleportation is theoretically possible 
beam shrek 2 into everyone's heads
Use the power of birds to carry around 
Jokes on you, I watched all Shrek movies 
me too 

||2nd version of me, in marvel of this brand new innovation of teleportation, meanwhile 1st version of me being obliterated in the transmitting "teleporter"||
That's the gripe I have with teleportation.
why did the firewall suddenly decide curseforge is evil
Do I end up on the other side, or is a perfect clone masquerading as me?
Reminds me of a certain really good video game that's on sale right now 
h m m
/j
Aw man, if I have a clone, good luck living this life 
existentialism, yippie!
Well, what are you?
If it has all of your memories, behaves like you and thinks like you, is it you?
this is the premise of teleportation where you basically ||get scanned in the transmitter, cloned in the reciever, and then your original version is killed
||

||So copy paste delete?||
fun
can perfectly replication of all your atomic structure retain all of you? would the copy truly indistinguishable from me? would that mean there's no such thing as intangible as soul? or would that mean souls are manipulable by physics, if they do exist?
ctrl + x, ctrl + v
hey with that mindset you should totally play SOMA
/j
i do like me some really messed up stuff
No
Some functionalists would say so
If a machine could copy your behaviour and be indiscernible from you, then it is by all means conscious, even if it can't think or experience
Despite liking the game, I hate deep sea explorations 
Whether a soul exists or not, I don't know

Or what a soul even is
wouldn't 'conscious' imply 'thinking'?
well, in a way, if a machine follows a certain if-else logic to make decision/do behaviors, that'd be technically 'thinking'
It depends on your definition of the word
What consciousness even is, is problematic to define
well, doesn't seem like philosophical discourse is a good enough topic to keep afloat, so i guess that's all
||nakatatakot naman||
I like mint
I find mint actually good
Licorice 
on completely different topic, how many fingers on a hand should an iterator have? asking out of nowhere, truly
there should be more not-minty toothpastes
Five 
chocolate mint would be S tier for me
less fingers the older the generation
hmm
Wait
i cannot have mint so the world should burn (silly)
I love bitter stuff
I could see two 
By the way, this is an illegal port and shouldn't be discussed here please
Ah I see
allergic 
cannot use lots of mouthwashes, toothpastes, cough drops, scented things...
but that probably is not true mint, maybe?
well rip, i always give all of them four
Make it three 
any kind of mint gives me sores and nausea and hurts 
even fresh grown mint
Nubby hands.
three fingers do seem inadequate to exert a good grip. hmm...
-# well, easier to draw maybe
four fingers are just better
tbh, i think drawing three fingers migh actually be more difficlut then four
I can write well with both three and four fingers
Five fingers for superior flex 
like, how would the character hold whatever it is without it looking to weird
those are too hard
Your writing grip is insane 
I only use four fingers to write tho 
more like, gives me blisteres all over my hands, ive never learned to hold a pen correctly and now i have to suffer
Good night.
night!!!
I know my fellow officer would arrest me for being a corrupt police officer

time for eep

...yeah, now that im trying to imitate some hand poses, I couldn't make one for three fingers that'd make sense 
I got it
🫵 🛏️
👉 🛏️
👉 🛏️
sometimes i dont give my characters any fingers
i think in all cases, five three, four, more, less, whatever, you still need a thumb, and lower then four, drawing a thumb and the rest just will be harder then four+ fingers
make hand circle, spare yourself the pain of having to draw fingers in the first place
this is the oldest picture that i can find that i have of this guy
no hands, no feet, no teeth
thats the way to go
makes drawing a lot less painful
I like drawing hands, though.
Well, not difficult poses of hands, but just the easier ones.
this is the most recent but from before i started using krita
-#
in this particular case it's kinda 'required' for me to show certain pose tho
hmm, I'll just try a bunch of random idea
the hair change is great,
i have two plotlines going for him and the other one makes him really unhappy
sounds great to me
in both versions, he also transforms
first load is in the oven

Sometimes it's hard being the best
(Ignore the devil beggar flying mid-air
)
||Cain?||
||wait, i forgor. book of sins isn't cain's starting is it||
||yes, cain
||
||I picked up Book of Sins later on in the run and iirc it isn't any characters starting item. (Not to be confused with The Book of Belial which is Judas' item)||
||That's probably where the confusion came from
||
welp, the muse got impatient and left, so i guess that's it for today's productivity...
now what should I do before the Call of the 🛏️
ok was way late to convo
I do 4 fingers for iterator because it seems fit that they are servants to benefactors
also how they are like mascots, and a lot cartoon characters have 4 fingers
(I could totally draw 5 fingers on regular basis but I can see why animators do 4 fingers, they are easier to manage)
(so in compensate I made my slugcats all have little grabby hands like paw like those monkeys, with 5 fingers/toes)
my children are done
now, well... now we feast
Rain World bombs 
or little rot balls
I'm sure they at least taste better than actual rot :')
kay, just wasted used a bunch of birch log stacks
and, uh oh, gotta go before the newly joined sleep police take away my volunteer badge 
➡️ 🛏️


the best way to make money in stardew valley
plant only coffee beans with quality fertilizer for extra money or speed fertilizer for more BEANS
...hey wait a minute how did you know it was cain 
Anyways, I'm noticing that Home runs are actually pretty easy
The hardest part is definitely powering up and getting some much needed speed for the ||fight with Dogma||
After that, it's smooth sailing from there
summer will be even worse
it will only be b e a n s
except for maybe like 25 melons
mm yummy beans 
no ancient fruit for me (for now at least)
Timing Tainted Lilith's "whip" with the beat from Axolotls Party Hard is some of the most fun I've had with Binding of Isaac 
gaymer 
"Who likes to party? AXOLOTLS
!!!"
meanwhile Satan seeing an unborn child be hurled towards him at 300m/s to the beat several times: 
Sodachat it’s that time again. I need suggestions for what kinda sodaer to get.
strawberry fanta
Mug root beer 
ROOBER
Didn’t see the suggestion for strawberry until I was checking out, wound up with cherry instead 

Fanta is quite strange actually
Depending on the country, it has more or less sugar
The american version has a lot of sugar
and there seems to be a lot of fanta varieties ive never had bc they arent sold here
American food seem to have high amounts of sugar in general
It’s a self-perpetuating situation. More sugar in food builds up people’s tolerance and expectations, so they put more sugar in, and on and on…
So, how's the cherry?
?
Sorry, I felt like it was unnecessary, didn't add anything of interest 
If I deleted every message I sent that didn’t add anything of interest, I would be all but silent 
I feel a bit awkward sometimes 
Cherry is the worst artificial fruit flavor 
Blueberry
Blueberry flavor? That’s not common here I think
I can’t think of anything blueberry flavored… other than those fake blueberries in like cereal and stuff
Then again I don’t eat a lot of candy these days…
Vanilla is a good artificial flavour
Truth be told, most artificial fruit flavors are more or less indistinguishable to me
This cherry limeade soda I have here is pretty good tho
Orange is a color though 
it taste like color and not fruit
Depends on the brand of orange juice imo
Regardless, orange is my preferred juice of choice between it and apple
Fresh squoze orange juice 
Fancy apple juice is nice
I like the apple juice I can find at the asian grocery sometimes. Japanese brand, artificial af, but so good
Whenever they it have my roomies and I stock up 
it looks like it'd taste good
It tastes crispy
I’m going to say something that might be a little controversial, but my favorite juice is grapefruit juice
Crunchy apple
Too sour 
sour hurts my mouth
I like the sour, but I also don’t hardly ever drink juice these days.






