#secret-stories-misc
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id prefer that the dlc just gives us more of knoledge on how the world works, not too much iterator realted at all, tho i wouldnt complain about some ancient lore. mostly tho id prefer a separate story that has nth to do with vanilla or donwpour
I would rather they just not bother much with what we already know.
finally a place I can show this! I saw this post and I think it's now my favorite interpretation of dp lore
i like downpour but i do agree that some of its lore is weird. its in a weird state of canon yet not canon. its a canon AU
my solution: downpour is a story.
this is long as hell the rest is under t…
tldr: basically dp is all stories told by slugcat
no clue actually
Very interesting take
I always find saint's ascension blast way too close to iterator brain blast kind of weird
but this way it could be explained that this is how slugcats see it would work after they saw others got brain blasted by iterator
It works with my setting.
Even though it won't matter all that much.
My setting is pretty far behind canon.
(also I planned to write into my story on how artificer is actually a slugcat story on rising up against scavengers invading their territory and forcing tax upon slugcats in their native territory)
always those darn taxes
more like highway robbery
The tolls
im a silly creature that cares less abt lore and more abt having fun in a game
care slightly more if im writing smth related tho
Caesar Salad
Nice
i gotta be honest with yall
since we were talkin jojo earlier
thats what i thought of when i saw caesar
DAMN didn't even need karma 10 



Hm, maybe SCP-like fic soon?
-# I loathe you muse 
Hello

Been doing a crusade against the dissenting muse
Must put it down in the name of Coffee
Dissenting muse?
They rebelled against me, I must fight it 
a RW discord just announced a modded mc server with a SCP mod in it, how did this happen
👀
(not this RW discord, the RW mod one)
I just happened to get dropped by the muse and ran away with gleeful intent
Now, I have ten ocs to write in each chapter with their abilities, cons and pros, and how to deal with them
And if you read "The Random God from Foreign Lands", she's one of them
Speaking of Minecraft...
That test server thing is now more or less done and ready ( in fact I've left it ran overnight to see whether any issues would arise, none so far)
Ive tested the performance myself and it seems with the world pre-generated, the strain isn't bad at all, and my ping to the server is quite good (it's hosted on the cloud computing service so it's not locally hosted)
But since it's just a one player load, I'm not sure if how many players it could handle. In theory this should be able to hold up to 30+ players at once though.
So, if anyone is interested and willing to try, dm me and I'll provide the ip (it's not locally hosted but I think leaving out the address in public isn't a good idea)
I also need a profile name for whitelisting
Got no minecraft 
alright, the minecraft server is up and functional from all appearances! Epochs has given me the ability to whitelist people since he's going to work, so if any of y'all want to join, DM me.
what version is it on?
newest 1.21.1


Hop on stories chat minecraft
oh shit stories got minecraft ?
We do now! :D
#1201575109677285436 message
Ah man if people are getting on I guess I gotta get back online too
I won't burn the server down I promise 
i can join! not at the moment but when i have time
sounds good! DM me your minecraft username so I can whitelist you, I'll send you the IP
Aw
it's going well. How is the server's performance so far? @edgy scroll @scenic escarp ? Are there any lag spikes ?
I think it's pretty smooth!
Gonna build a mini superstructure home somewhere 
the world is pregenerated with 1000 radius from spawn, so as long as no one explores beyond yet, hopefully the server will remain smooth 
it seems to be running well, yeah
lurking because missed the experience 
glad to hear! I was afraid about the latency problem since the server is quite far away from your guys

-# maybe when the rain-meadow mod comes out we can have large multiplayer RW experience 

Also 
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Song fit for the Coffee Cult 
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And somehow, the crusade against the muse, I lost 
Scp-like fic first chapter will go out soon before CB7 
no way, we have minecraft now???
i havent played that game in forever
Amany craft real? 
Ah shit, my real minecraft account is still experiencing... technical difficulties
(Did I mention i'm bad at minecraft?
)
I should make Horizons a skin, but I fear that I do not have the time for that.
No, you didn't, but I assume we're all some level of bad.
I've not touched survival in several years.
Well, about three- four?
Time really flies.
The "never beaten the game and don't think I have it in me to do it" level 
Beating Java is very easy, I assure you.
Tedious, but easy.
We can all beat the game... together 💪
Oooh Minecraft
Need to check if I actually own it or not then I'll probably play tomorrow
I know I bought Minecraft somewhen in 2012 ... or 11? Haven't played it in nearly a decade
But my actual minecraft account is still in state of limbo of being unable to play multiplayer 
No idea if it still exists
If you have not migrated your account, I might have bad news?
Though I don't recall how that went
I'll mess with recovery later but eh idk
Good luck 
I think I migrated. I did try the shields when they first released.
Yeah it's just that you gotta do everything by yourself and it's grindy unless you wanna make a big fuckoff farm
You beat Rain World.
You can definitely beat Minecraft.
Well I could but do I have it in me?
Besides those two are quite different ngl
Beating mjnecraft is overrated (/j), I'm here to give people free food someday 
The true Clown experience
Wrong skin 
you guys should definitely join us, it's pretty chill
I'll try today or tmr maybe
I cannot since got only mobile 
I decline. Don't really enjoy that game
If I manage to get it running i'm not sure for how long will i stick around, either, it kinda gets stale for me after some time
I will try tho
The power disparity would be funny 
that's fair. It's not everyone's cup of milk, and that's fine

If I got work, my first thing to do is rush for a personal computer 
(And of course, my essentials)
PC% /j
can't believe I have to find a job but that's the future now


Hm, actually, anybody here play factorio? 
We have any modifications on the server I should know about before I go?
Well.... It's been some time
No! It's very vanilla
There are some server side optimization mods, but those aren't needed on client side
Don't worry i'm not too good either I can offer spaghet pics 
Sodium or sth if I had to guess?
Sodium is client-side.
Lithium and suchs
Why do they keep on naming these mods after minerals 
It is funny tho
Very volatile metal group too 
Next up will be potassium i bet 
Well, if a lot of people are interested( and it seems to be the case, I peeked the whitelist) maybe eventually we could try modpacks... But will keep it vanilla for now
||GTNH
|| /j
there's the third competitor, but it's phosphor
Time to write the events that happened tonight:
Driving down the streets, twas peaceful
Until a drop, a drizzle then a downpour
A rainy world I'm living
Turning back and enter my shelter
At least there were no significant harassment
If there are, I would chuck five pebbles at them
So hard that they would see seven red suns
Tonight, no more looking at the moon
As there are grey clouds that chase winds howl
Channeling muse?!
Nah, I was driving down the road and the downpour hitting me with heavy raindrops
I was drenched in rainwater 
DOWNPOUR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!
Yes downpour 
Brainrot stage: terminal /j

Actually... I found out there might be a way for Bedrock edition player (mobile and even consoles) to join a java server. Let me do some research...
But no dinero 
I had to do the Asian Mexican way 
Oh i thought you meant you already have mobile version one 
I did have but I had to do a Russian roulette with the download 

It began
Huh? 
I'm making a scp-like fic because muse dumped it on me 
Full AV scan, download, another full scan, unpack, scan again
Though it would be best done on a-
oh 
Sounds fun
I lost my crusade and the muse is fighting back
Correct skin... 
^this creature is sad and eats lots of fish
@night lily lmao, sry for the sudden disconect, but i will just die
oh??
yeah
like 5 zombies spaned on me, pushed me in a 4 by 4 hole and all i could do was sheild block
1 and a half hearts left
maybe wait for while for them to despawn i guess
height 3, somewhere near a what i presume to be a zombie spawner
how long will that take you guess?
oh crap, that's very deep
usually they should despawn since im pretty far away, but 5mins to be safe
lmao, lets hope so
guess thats a sign for a short break, ive been playing for 7 hours now already
tho i really hope that works, dont wanna lose all my dimands now after all that time
will the zombies load imidiatly when i join? casue in case they dont im think im just screwed
iirc hostile mob will despawn outside of 128 blocks of an active player i think
as long as nothing keeps then loaded
There are invincibility frames when you rejoin so you should have time to disconnect if the zombies are still there
well its been 8 minutes, should i play it save and wait for a bit?
how long?
Don't remember
oh
Take note of your coordinates just in case
do you need a rescue attempt? do you have coord? maybe i can make my way there
now im in a better position then before so i think i could do it
Yes, I've done it before
Did you live or die 
Hell yeah

tho now i will just run
actually no, i wanna check out the spawner first
guess i didnt learn shit
Hubris
Now I really want to join in 
A nice little poetry bit I made
might call it something like The Moon
(Respoted since I accidentally put it in the wrong channel
)
Also idk why it's spoilered, there's nothing bad in there I don't think 
Does the name of the file start with "SPOILER"?
Probably, but I'm too lazy to fix that 
Also I have ANOTHER writing bit I made, I don't really name these and js write them
Fire as hell 
okay i'm gonna try to undo this bs but best part is that i can't even do it myself so yeah 
might take a bit if at all
…i read ‘gyro’ as ‘Greek taco.’
Definitive answers within the next 24h i hope
Food brainrot /j
WOOOO
Legs are legging 
and i should probably, just maybe, stop for today
its also almost midnight so there that...

Amany Cave will be there in the morning (or will it) 
it better be, i logged out on there
but yeah, im so fricking tired and my back hurts
better go now before the sleep police comes after me
wow, already getting the
treatment,
thats a sign then
good night
Night! 
What the fu-
Good night!
who wants to see how childish i am

i sent this to someone thinking it was hilarious
This is lovely 
Thank uuuu 
Soda chat 
Today's the day 
I will know what the drink will give me 
I kinda find it funny too somehow

honorable mention to the pup i found as riv and named charlotte. she sacrificed herself so i could escape a lizard :(
Bad news: The roo beer back in the gas station, I lost it 
So, is this one right, Sodachat?
@edgy scroll , chief, is this roo beer or a different one?
that is the root beer 
Acolyte Anton
SODACHAT, I DID THE THING 
Star Wars the Acolyte
roo beer good
oneofus oneofus oneofus!
SODA 

SODA!!!


ROOBEER 
I prefer roo over beer
Just noticed, but there's 'sarsaparilla' tag
Google'd, I now know that root beer also uses sarsaparilla root 
i can hear this
We develop the auditory processing towards images
in another server, i added that sound clip to the soundboard
Imagination is so cool isn't it?
that and the FISH sound clip
Indeed
not when you have hyperphantasia 
Now, two decades I lived my life and I still have my imaginations from 4th grade
imagine being fully unable to sleep unless you can vividly imagine smth in crisp movie quality
Imagine your Minecraft universe actually turned into a world which is filled with empires, demon rifts, aliens and constant war and politics 

mine have osha violations in the workplace


Hmm?
i cant just... fall asleep. i have to imagine movie-quality scenarios to fall asleep 
Melatonin
dont work
2 melatonin
i have to overwork my brain basically to eep
I see 
been like this fer thirteen years (since i was 7)
The Sleep Police will take note of that 
That sucks
I never get the dreams I want
Oh the day I went to alien Romulus I had a dream about my family turning into zenomorphs
👀
Was cool
They still had a conscious tho
Also I didn't even need to write it down to remember it
My dreams are like ai generated stories with random characters. But they all make some sort of sense.
They're quite in depth sometimes too
I can't even remember dreams (I don't want funny white moth to infect me)
when you imagine an apple, what do you see? nothing? apple shape? detailed apple? can you hear how crisp it is? imagine the taste? the smell? can you imagine holding the apple and rotating it? can you vividly see the apple and imagine scenarios with it?
Cake on apple
I meant the funny white moth in HK 

i will keep ALL my silly to myself 
I have to focus on each aspect at the time, otherwise it's almost just a vague grey-scale apple shape in my head
Who is funny white moth
||absrad||
i can play whole ass movies beginning to end in my head if ive seen them at least once and it drives me nuts 
I can play an entire game of super Mario Galaxy 2 in my head.
imagine trying to be rested and a whole ass spongebob episode starts playing in ur brain
This is why the human brain is so much better than ai.
My thoughts/dreams being grey-scale without color unless I actively think about them made me sure since i were young that I'm not cut out to do creative works lol

Brain not wired that way 
best sleep i got was when i had anesthesia for minor surgery and was out for 40 minutes. my brain was off and it felt so peaceful.

Thas sad
Anesthesia meds can force you to sleep very easily yeah, but also can make you sleep too deep that you stop breathing
that's why it requires specialist doctors
I thought it would make something numb 
i was in 6th grade 
I remembered that I was injected with anesthesia on me teeth and I can't speak properly
There are multiple levels of that, from awake but numb or can't remember anything, to deep sleep that your usually automatic processes like breathing are even stopped
i faint at the sight of needles, so i was sleepy gassed
apparently i fought it for ten minutes before falling asleep and the doctors found my delirious sass funny????

I'm kinda afraid of needles (not the clown)
"okay take deep breaths"
"nuh uh, lets talk transformers"

even butterfly needles (ones they use on babies) terrify me
non-medical needles are fine tho. i like sewing :)
I remember my sass
The doctors wouldn't tell me what they were doing to me or answering questions
When I was very young i was very sickly that I probably went to hospital for asthma attacks like every month for a couple of years. That kinda makes me not that afraid of doctors and needles lol
Ever cut yourself with an exactoknife?
I see 
Or stabbed
also i didnt know that lots of people are nauseous after coming out of anesthesia and shocked the nurses when i ate 3 trays of breakfast foods
I wasn't nauseous I just didn't feel like opening my eyes
in the parking lot i asked my mom if we could go get a hot dog bc i was still hungy 
I mean you probably had to fast before the surgery right?, so maybe that was the reason?
i cant remember but i think i did eat beforehand
I couldn't eat when I got my wisdom teeth removed. My mom bought me a milkshake, then when my dad saw me eating it he said I couldn't and i got really pissed
i still have all mine and 2 have long since already came in
why tho? It's milkshake right?
Before or after surgery?
After
I thought you are allowed to eat after if you could?
Cookies and cream
Especially since cold stuff should help with the pain or smth
Well I didn't feel pain
But like they'd get in ma holes
I remembered that I ate an avocado ice cream and it was good
Idk I felt the same way at the time. Either way I was able to eat it the next day
My dad just asked me what the capital of France was and I said Belgium

pretty big capital
Nah
Anyway ( wow we went from talking about dream to anesthesia lol ) i just wanted to share that i once couldn't sleep so I let the muse(at the time I haven't started writing yet tho) ran wild, only for them to give me a scenario of what if I woke up tomorrow and everyone else disappeared
That made me unable to sleep more lol
stories dwellers just be silly like that
Not that it's scary, but my worried ass mind just tried to go through what I would have to do to secure living, like 'oh god the powerplants will shut down without maintenance, what can i do??' etc
the topic switching part i mean
Should we change topics for a moment ? 
ROOBEER
ROOBEER
DOLLAR STORE ROOBEER
i still havent had any. i left it in fridge and forgort about it until today
the creature that i know nothing about 
Roo beer empowered us all
<- roobeer fizz
Yea, I could hear the fizz after I open the can
barq's roobeer fuckin sucks the worst tho
very yucky
id rather drink watered down lemonade
Haven't heard of it but if that's the review I still drink tho for opinions
I see 
Cokey cola needs an explanation
I don't have other roobeers other than A&W available 
dr pepper owns a&w?????????
Which language?
Apparently (outside of Canada)
roober lore
250 
uhm.... espanol 💥
Yo no hablo Español 
Lo siento
i only remember how to say one small sentence in chinese and thats bc the chinese teacher put on kiddie learning videos (ones you'd show like babies and real small kids to teach them how to talk).
that actually worked though and i still remember the song 
sentence was essentially "hello. my name is ----"
hm, maybe I should learn mandarin
Ich bin groß
i think i might've been the only kid in my class with a direct name translation into mandarin
i was also the only one to remember the characters without looking at reference 

I mean, everyone I heard it's bad
stories chat already is 
5/10
we crazy in here
Minecraft 
Sadly I don't have one
When I first watched it I gave it a 7/10 but the more I think about it the less I like it
But it did have the best live action lightsaber battle so that was cool.
I see 
But the only good characters were Sith and Sol. And the Sith was the only completely consistent and well written character
Well besides 2 side character Jedi
But they don't have much of an impact on the story.

me when i hate main people but see the one side gremlin
What
A gremlin or a goblin?
the side goobler
Glooper? 
bloinker
Glooper 
Green bab 
I had to leave him to Moon back then

Guys bad news I don't have Minecraft installed on my computer and I don't know the login
Have you migrated to a Microsoft account? Maybe you could try recovering that
No my brother bought Minecraft after the Microsoft account stuff happened he just deleted it and I don't the login because I never played Minecraft before
Ah
mannn, i died with twenty diamands by drowning in a cave somewhere
all my stufffff
oh man I feel that

i had so much food and wood with me too casue i wanted to build a little save house as well, guess i should have done that earlier

Well do you at least know where it is?
nope
not at all
probably already dispawned
lost all my cole and wood with that trip
and of course all those beautiful dimands i got
guess i should have done the high way first
how the mighty have fallen, digging in the darkness in an attempt to rescue my last bit of iron
What happened that caused you to drown?
dug up, water
i was disoriantated
just kinda swam up
dug me an air hole which took long but then imidiatly lost it so i frantically swam back down
missed the air by a SECOND
died
Evaluation: fucked

so many rescorces lost

the dimands hurt of course but what pisses me off the most is that i took A BUNCH of stuff with me on that trip since i planned to make a littel save house
almost all my coal and iron
all my wood
a bunch of dirt
ugh
This is why I play with keep inventory on

losing stuff while drowning with a pebbles skin, lovely
Needed to ask, just in case: if building a nether high way, is it ok to break the bedrock above or nah

I would say I'll allow anything that can be done natively in vanilla, so go for it
(I'd also do that myself if you don't plan to)
asking because needing to know what resources I need to do
oh nice
(but because my ping is pretty bad I don't know how often I will be playing anyway)
Ah
sadly I can't really do much about the networking side, already tried to optimize the cloud machine as much as I could
You set up a minecraft server?
no it's very much my wifi problem, I can always join at est late night
Yes! You wanna join?

Don't think so, sorry. I'm not feeling minecraft right now
Ah, dw, no pressure of course.
Should have been moon 
Roobeer Quest: Done
New Quest: Minecraft

multiplayer status: still no multiplayer 
Bday not really grand but I'm not really a fan with a lot of ppl 
it's your birthday?
As I had stated, in the day and the month of the Virgo, I will drink roo beer in order to honor sodachat
And I am now 20 
eyy happy birthday
today, roo beer was good
roo beer
Ebic
Gonna hone the skills of my past self 
Anyway what r u doing for your birthday?
First time buying and drinking roo beer 
Went to do church choir
Chasing Birds 7 👀
Only little party (I don't want many peeps
)
And spicy chiken wings 🔥
Chasing birds 7?
Do any of y'all remember that book about the Pride Lima bean sickness. A Bad Case of Stripes?
Haven't read or seen it 
👀
McDonald's always give me a slight urge to stop eating it and throw up
damn
Looks like iterators are just Bionicles
/j
SECRET lore videocult DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW
/j
Rain world x Bionicle fic??
what's the hype with bionicles anyways?
bionicles have always been cool
i would like to formally apologise by the sleeping police

This looks like afk...
Right?
...
Right?
do you really want to know
Ignorance is bliss 
I went to bed and when I woke up, guess who was still in there 
i get it. i could play terraria literally all day fr.
thats bc i get sidetracked constantly
uhhhh, gotta play that again as well
the bridge is done
calamity!!!
Calamity 
bored of terraria? download like ten mods and now you know nothing abt the game again.
Calamity, thorium, terraria overhaul, infernum, spirit mod, mod of redemption, polarities
All great
I strongly recommend mod of redemption
fargos can fuck off even if its neat
eternity mode sucks major ass
It's so good and really witty
I liked eternity mode
But I'm a little silly 
two player multiplayer can put the mutant at like a bajillion health with bullet hell spam 
my ass cant dodge worth a shit
Oh, I don't think it's intended for multiplayer
Singleplayer it's great, most bosses are pretty fair
out of control
im going to bed now so i did nth wrong
You better 
but of course,
gn
Afk farm overnight /j
Console player here
cringe
You're cringe
nuh uh
I'm cringe 
(inferiority complex)
I'm not. In the epicest

I can't type properly
Listening to two different songs
They have the same means yet different to interpret 
- I'm coming back to this just to add something
- I think Dwelling (2) is a horrible first area compared to Mines (HD)
- This also applies to 2 vs HD in general. I think that 2 is simply a horrible game to play first.
- It's the equivalent of playing "Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels" before the original
@edgy scroll which 
Cute!
Without context, I really like the upper left one 
that seems to be the shared general opinion so far
i asked friends and people in msc soilers too
In the meantime, must pursue art then
Following the footsteps of my elders (relatives)
I am in need of rehab towards LoL 
@night lily i think you told us to say when the restart sceduale is a bit off? if i remember correctly you said the next one would be in 10 hours but we just had one, no clue if thats good or bad tbh, just letting you know
Whoops,
I changed the system clock so it'll be in 5 hours instead
Wait, it's still off...
im in again

Well if it starts without a problem then it's fine i guess...
I want innnnnnnnnn
Come on innn
but am i let in 
Well, I gotta whitelist you first and you'll need the ip
DM?
yeah i've DMd you earlier, do you have DM requests?
Dang it, discord doesn't properly show dm request for me again



emoji alert: nootstare was overthrown again
Converted to non-writing artist...

Hm?
it's 10-10
this stories minecraft server is so unrealistic, people sleep there /j
Wonder what the currency will be, if we don't just settle for communism.
Everything is shared by the people? I wish I could join 
Me and my irl friends made a cult in our server 
Chapter sneak-peeks
/j
Oh.
Cy is the richest man on the server.
Congratulations, you have created elitism.
Oligarchy 
Where my economy is now fucked.
In that case, loyal buyer to Simon and Cy.
Banan isn't in yet.
I doubt she'll be.
But does he have coffee and the Dadvulet? I think not
True
All ya make Rivulet a menace to society. I make him the chill dad who drinks his coffee for breakfast
That is somehow more powerful than normal Rivulet
Or, as it goes for the Ackerson's, he has his mugs of stupid for breakfast
Piotr in Minecraft!?!?! 
Multiplayer: fixed
Skin: made
Server: acquired
Gaming: time 
YEAAAAA

Is there a legit stories Mc server or is it a running joke, I can't tell
Feel a bit weird leaving on that note.
There is
There is.
No way
It's real!
I am aware, I've ran servers before
Mutually assured destruction
Except i have like 300-400 ping there but that's a small detail 
Only so much you can do about that, we live all around the globe after all
How can one get access?
Dm epochs
(Yeah what I thought)
It’s fun, but everyone’s pretty far ahead of me.
You may ask for stuff
Or abuse villager trading
You can get max enchanted diamond gear in like an hour 
I prefer playing very slowly, though. I think I'm the only one who uses wooden tools for a bit
It's not a race 
~~Don't let Amany see you, they were so disappointed in my stone age
~~
i dont think ive EVER had a set of diamond armor
all my years of playing minecraft and ive never made any

There is an iron farm here too now 
Minecraft to me is a chill, relaxing game where you take it slow
I have not beaten it yet 
and a villager trading hall, but it will take a while to get my armor smith to highest level
I can get fully enchanted diamond armour and an elytra in 2 hours but why rush
ive never played in anything but peaceful 

How
Nothing wrong with that
i am a wimpy baby that gets scared easily 
Depends on if I have the seed or not.
If I do, monopoly.
If I don’t, slightly harder.
Okay, find a village, make a villager breeder, iron farm if you have time. First night kill spiders for 2 string, then build string duper. Build a few barrels, then start trading for tons of emeralds with the fishermen villagers
minecraf 
Then level up the armourer, tool smith, and weaponsmith
Wait, string duper.
You have given me forbidden wisdom.
Anything possible in Vanilla is alright, apparently!
Fully enchanted diamond gear
Then get eyes of ender and go kill the dragon
You may use beds to kill it really quickly
Use the string to make wool
What the fuck my 1st night is usually "get stone tools and kill sheep for wool" 
Me too, but this is if you want to go fast
I don't think i've ever made an advanced farm or anything except for some basic crop farm iirc
i once made a villager breeder in creative bc i made a prison to put the children to work in
Nice
I made a village in a ravine and unleashed a horde of zombies on them
The IanXOfour stuff just works.
Then watch them all die
ianxofour is so good
The iron farm he made is super easy to build
minecraft is for labor violations and sims 4 is for perfect families and breaking up every married couple because the wife is pretty
Until Multiplayer happens, then most of his portal-based farms break.
A simple, practical iron farm in survival that is optimized for early game constraints. Does not work on Bedrock Edition.
- Minimal building material requirements (30 easy-to-obtain items need placement)
- Fast build time (less than 1 Minecraft day)
- No iron needed beforehand
- No lava needed
- No nametag needed, any zombie will work
- Easy ...
This one
Pool ladder murder
Unfortunately, I’m near the sea, so that’ll have to wait.

Yeah I don't think i've ever ever made a mob farm 
Terrain doesn’t quite support this one for me.
You would have to fill in any gaps 
Trading hall, though? Perfect.
The “drop the villagers down” thing is genius.
Like, rerolling is piss-easy.
Rerolling for mending 
-# Warning - informality approaching dangerous levels.
It's incredibly boring
The Ian design just works.
Rerolling is so dull.
But it’s a part of the tedium I think is fine.
And still got the 6 iron -> emerald?
yeah
Free mending (basically) 
idk
What about the stick trade 
Stick trade?
I'll give you 1 spiritual enheavyment for 6 sticks
Sounds like a steal, i'll take 10
No don't use them on me though nooooo 
Can that happen in game
In minecraft? Sometimes.
I guess beating arti but that's a max of karma 9?
Never had it happen to me in RW tho
fletchers
32 stick > 1 emerald
Sounds like a steal
It is 
Just need to worry about them hiking up the price when you trade too much 
Then you'd have to buy another few different wares to make 'em happy
Welp time to start a tree farm and slap mending on everythi-
looks at 5 diamonds
Oh, right
And I guess also enchant first but i'm sure i can outsource that to somebody 
im honestly the kind of person that would delegate exploring to others for payment while i build houses for 3 hours and maintain resource farms
YOU can go get my monster drops or smth while I build an entire kingdom
come back for payment and there's a thick border wall around a castle 
I joined slightly late so most basic stuff is set up already 
I can't build well 
we would be a great team
@fringe anchor You seen Crown yet 
I believe I did 
unfortunately my puter hates java edition so id never be able to multiplayer with it 
and it just
it wont run without like 20 mods to stabilize it
Usually mods cause the game to chug
lag for no reason in vanilla and doesnt want me to move
horses also crash the game if more than 2 are on screen
i had to download a few mods for performance and now i can play sometimes, but sprinting drops thr frames from 60 to like 20 or smth
What the fuck
How old is your PC
i bought it last year
about $900 from best buy brand new
java minecraft is the only game it does this with though
Older software not agreeing with modern hardware?
i unno what bullshit my puter be doing fr
it also a laptop
aint no way i could ever afford a good stationary puter- nor do i have a desk for it
What about bugrock?
im sitting on the couch with lis one :3
I mean, I remember that disc's used to not run simply because the game was too old for thr computer to handle
works perfectly fine. better, even.
i dont have a disc tray
Just commenting how older stuff simply was incompatible with more modern stuff
I recall epochs saying something about java/bedrock crossplay? They'd have to clarifiy tho
unless yall live near my state and in a similar timezone, my shitty internet cannot handle multiplayer anything :(
Oh well the server is active nearly 24/7 iirc but I can't say much about where from
I had considereable ping from middle EU so I guess maybe america?
we just have the most garbage internet connection bc its the only one we could afford and that would come set shit up out here at thae time
dish internet that goes out when it rains and that hates 3 devices all just being connected
Jeez
we might be getting faster better internet in september though. thats when this contract ends with the poopy internet.
cable internet is what this better company does i think
also hates even just 1 person trying to do anything
told me the sims 4 would take 3 months to download, so i went to walmart and downloaded it in 10 minutes w their internet
Probably best not to say that unless Epochs want to himself
The tactical nuking of Amany Base, 25th of August, 2024, never forget /j
@fringe peak i would like you to execute a certain person...
this is attempted fraud!!!
Did someone punch them?
nope
thats supposed to be the discount
also 13 h two days ago, 14 hous yesterday, you all know what that means
if you buy/sell only (or pretty much only) one item in the whole village, everyone will start charging more for that trade
just do another trade for like a day, and itll go back
perfect
is this mostly consecutive? 
I told you that sign was ironic, now sleep 
As an editor to your fic I advise that you play, at a maximum, 40 hours of minecraft a week. Ideally less. Your brain will become cube.
as the editor of my fic, im happy to report that you have to work less for a while
also what do you mean tactical
you want me to start singing in german again or what
The creeper strategically obliterated the heart of your base (bed + valuable chests) 
Yeeeeeah, let's extort them to play less!
/j
- nether chest + animal/mob chest + lantern + a lot more

I'm not above extortion for the greater good 
It was imperetive the lantern remained intact
cant meet the 16 hours quota for tomorrow anyway cause i need to get some documents, a shame
and mentioning that, i have to be up really early tomorrow and its almost midnight
gn!!!
Sleep schedule: saved 

Can't write anymore, draw for muse
And the muse is questioning me of drawing wolfmen 
that one guy from zenless zone zero
Not that one 
I have a tons of oc....which includes buff wolfmen and I questioned my past self once more
same bro

i draw monster women

like my pfp is a good indicator
Instead of writing my 5 on hold fics, I have been drawing yesterday 
first krita art too
depends on the person, honestly
i usually draw on paper before putting it in art software
traditional i have more control but digital is more smooth due to the art progarm helping me out
drawing with mouse IS hard tho
I only draw pencil and paper 
(well as much control as not being able to move the image across the page is)
i like using both, but if i need lots of detail, ill do it all digitally to copy details
course, i know we're talking 2d art but i could never make 3d art traditionally

My approach to making "art": Find the game that let's me build things and use that the best I can. Need a weird creature? Spore. Map? Wargroove or Railroad Tycoon.
spore mentioned!
cute
Art boogie
cretur
La creatura
crtr
Are they on the way to pester Pebbles?
Mayhaps 
He's not safe from other games. All manner of individuals shall waltz their way into his chamber
The Void consumes 
I don't recall Abyssal Void being this... A theatric prankster yes. The devourer of wolrds no
Though he can scramble you subatomic particles like eggs

Gato interrupting me from Muse Art 
putting the cat in slugcat, are we anton?
Kitty cuteee
indeed. cat = babie

what cat name
Tom 
baby
but he is annoying that he steals food on the table
I dig the vibe with this one. The ocean was a big of my life growing up. 
I LOVE IT 




thankss, im currently trying to make one thats space themed
i was planning on posting it 
thats okay. he is babie.
Okok please let me know
A pair of ruffians out to pilfer your prizes and then pad away into the night 
they pillaged the dinner table
uppercase cat and lowercase cat
The little grey toes 
kitties
but they steal food
they are precious babys
sometimes my cat destroys a whole roll of toilet paper but that dont mean i dont love her 
(i get mad but she is still babie)
Taking what's theirs by right 
cats just see us as big cats so we must share our sustenance with them
But my doggos 

By divine birthright, perhaps?
No, wrong fur colour.
I LOVE IT
SORRY I WAS READING
ITS GREAT
Man I love space
I should go to the mountains like that other dude so I can see the stars more clearly
i have writing too
i made a rainworld mod that u can play no downloads
you dont even need rainworld
try here
|
V
||ranwolde mod: super red slug at its raining||
||challenge: escap rain so super red slug cat doesnt go silly||
||🌧️||
||what do you do?||
||☂️ or 🌂||
||see next part after response||
you chose: ☂️
:3
||very red slug cat did ☂️ an did not go beserk whoohoo||
||very red slug cat was like "whoa fruit"||
||so he looketh and saw the friot high up||
||he wants to use his insane space jumpy powers by useng space matter||
||what will give him space matter to do ultra magic jump to eat fruit||
||🪨 or 🌟||
||sorry for making this mod so hard guys :3||
you chose: 🪨
:3
||super red slug cat stood on the rock and was like "bruh"||
||and then super alabaster pale coquelicot slug cat said||
||"just get a star from over on top of that inconvieniently large hill that would happen to give someone else just enough time to take the fruit if you went and got it"||
||and super red slugcat was like||
||"slugcats cant talk shut up (mid)" and got the star but when he came back the fruit was gone :c||
||super red slugcat needs your help||
||he needs to look for a tasty fruit||
||where||
||🏜️ or 🌄||
you chose: 🌄
:3
||super red slug cat wen t||
||to fun mountain||
||mt fruitmore||
||and he got all the yummy fruit and some for super alabaster pale coquelicot slug cat too||
-# the end
@night lily lmao, the server just died 
Oh oops lemme check
Should be up again in a couple of mins
Strangely enough, no error log messages at all. It just closed 
pfff, thanks for the help, hope you had time to eat in the meantime
Yooo, stuffed bitter gourd soup?
Bitter gourd with eggs 
Because that's the only thing I know how to cook with it 
I mean it's a really hard to cook veggie
Karessra is very dedicated to this server.
You guys still playing minecraft? 
And by very, I mean very.
They’ve been on every single time I logged on.
This is probably why we’re not getting BTShell updates. /lhj

~42h in last 3 days 
Iirc BTShell is also on break rn?
Well a "break" iirc
No daily logs but work is being done under the hood at times
Being an editor can get you backstage i see... 
(Just /j, you've been doing a lot of good works
)
They really deserve it 
Piotr is very helpful! Thank you 
I know as much as you do, you can see some things in the thread 
Notably a whole script, chapter names, etc
the whole script?? I only saw chapter names
Well okay idk if whole but it has a doc now so it will be real one day 
Well actually if you wanna tackle that...
Cy. He gets early peeks at chapters there i believe, I usually do it post-release 
I was just joking
and Cy is like an editor-in-chief I guess? He's great at evaluating a story
"Guest of honour" /j
Cy has the honours of being very, very rich in story spoilers.
Indeed 
Cy knows no bounds of plots and twists
fortress has been spotted
i repeat, fortress has been spotted!!!
lmao, i dug right into a blaze spawner
what, are we going for the dragon already? 
before sunday
one week left
god that reminds me vacations will end soon 
i don't wanna go back 
work is ready for me, but im not ready for work
that except school 
Cy might be getting HFISH spoilers soon… >>

My game crashed.




