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me neither. I think the one book was fine as a self-contained story.
"A feature-film adaptation is in the works."
from wikipedia
Where there's people from the past frozen in the ice and the thunderhead trained them to go kill all the scythes and they don't because they want the world to go back to how it was before since the new generation is so bratty. Then they kill all the scythes and the thunderhead kills them so humanity can go to space.
yeah... sounds like I'm fine with just the first book, tbh
Oh no that's my imagination idk what the sequel is about
lol
it is
I think it's an excellent exploration of what life without death could be like
and I think what it's trying to say is that humans aren't ready for immortality, just yet
as a species, we're still too immature
We always will be
and the thunderhead is a literal mother figure to keep us all in line
I don't know about that!
Everything is objectively better but I don't like it
right? it all feels so... hollow.
I see myself as one of the characters in this movie. Although I wouldn't kill anyone or anything like that
Which is why I imagined it in the first place
I dunno... it's a thought-provoking concept of a world, for sure! One of the better takes on what would immortality be like?
What would it be like if people from the past (but only a limited number and alot from different time periods) saw the future in scythe
"Back in my day I could feel pain, and I liked it"
What are some of the worse ones?
ahhh, I read a webcomic about football and sapient satellites that also had a similar concept... no one died anymore due to nanomachines or something, and so humanity kinda just stagnated forever
can't remember the title for the life of me, but I wouldn't really recommend it anyways...
Why football
because people had to find ways to entertain themselves for millenia, so increasingly complex and pointless games of football became some people's things to do
17776
What
that's the one!
it really did not pay off... I don't recommend, honestly
ye
Duly noted đŤĄ
How long was it?
I think there's a parallel to be made with the Ancients and their Void bath Ascension there...
long enough to feel boring, which is too long for any piece of media
trapped forever... you'd want a way out too, probably...
Like mah fanfic (jk)
What is your opinion on Harry Potter
gotta make it long before you can make it boring 
mid? some novel ideas, but it mostly got popular because it catered to an audience that was kind of being ignored up to that point.
I read the first 100 pages and got bored
Now the lightning thief... That is peak fiction.
I'm not gonna say there's nothing to HP, because a series doesn't get that popular for no reason, but it never appealed to me.
that percy jackson?
never read any of it growing up... I've heard it's good for YA stuff, but that's not really my jam anymore.
Aww
I got nothing against it. But I didn't read it as a kid or a teen, and Percy Jackson ain't really on my reading list as an adult.
I just read the Percy Jackson series over an over and that's basically it
I read more redwall and animorphs, if I recall those yonder days well enough.
What are your thoughts on 1984 and fahrenheit 451
I watched a 3 hour video reviewing every animorphs book
Apparently it's really dark
What's red wall?
I actually didn't have to read 1984. I know the plot, of course, because who doesn't? But no first-hand experience. Fahrenheit 451 is okay, but a bit to up in itself with its literary references.
medival fantasy but with woodland creatures
not bad but really repetitive book-to-book.
the dystopian novels I read that really stuck with me were The Giver and Brave New World.
yeah... it gets kinda wild sometimes
Never heard of those
What does that last sentence mean.
(Also sorry I keep bringing up new questions)
The giver was all about transferring memories and stuff, neat concept but not the best book I've ever read. Brave new world is a strange take of like the evils of bioengineering and cloning and all that.
I mean that F451 spends too much time showing off all the literary references Ray Bradbury knew (which are all incredibly dated by today, anyways) and not enough time exploring the weird darkness of the world it set out for us.
Best book I read in school was great gatsby, by the way.
What that
You've read a lot
Mostly stuff I've never heard of
Great Gatsby is the book that most effectively encapsulates what life was like in America in the 1920's. It's also a timeless tale of wealth, degeneracy, seeking an impossible dream, and the hollowness that comes after you get it.
Strong recommend.
I read "the things they carried"
For school
And also this book written by a Holocaust survivor.
by the way, this is the one real secret to improving your writing, read a ton of good stuff and learn to copy it
Makes sense
You guys sure read a lot 
it's the secret, anton... you siphon the writing juice from other authors by reading their works
Y'know, I began writing after reading the first book of Percy Jackson and Magnus Chase
And I tell you, I'm broke and in need of the second books 
Magnus Chase my absolute fav, you gotta 
I need the second book 
I can't buy bc too poor 
489 php 
Got library? 
No libraries 
If I must, going back to the big city and buy it
But it would cost mostly dinero 
Godspeed
there is another way...
elaborate, chief
I will DM you
Aight 
I'm reading Japanese Fairytales, take a look. There's tons you can just find for free on archive.org.
And it's not just archive.org either, tons of books are randomly uploaded to the web in all sorts of places. One time I think I found like a whole website dedicated to some Irish Fairytales and Myths.

Aight 
absrad
WTF man
I'm gonna assume that was not a won run 
good luck, I have one useless advice that is fall damage hurts less than her attacks
That would be helpful if I could make it to the platforming section 
Iâve only made it there three times
âď¸ stonk
Don't worry, you have a lot of time with her 
Again and again and again and again and again and agaian andga ainag againg aginf ang adng and again

the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never
It doesnât have to be this wayâwe can talk about thisâ
it's you or it, banan
Itâs me itâs definitely me
Been playing a game called nine sols, it's quite good!
||Fish corn||
It's a taopunk metroidvania with sekiro styled combat. Fair warning, it does have some gore and disturbing imagery
Good luck, I struggled a lot with her 
Art style cute 
It is, it also has these comics cutscenes at times and fully animated stuff
I LOVE ANIMATION....
Saved for later wheee
I really wanna get nine sols
Watched a friend play part of it, looks good
Gotta beat absolute bitch first
Good luck!
so you are telling me this game is called "nine days on Mars"? 
i completed the game, ugh its so good, have fun
oh
17776?
Ye. I didnât like it.

I'd win
I already played Blasphemous, let's see how its parry mechanic goes
Is absrad even doable 
we don't talk about absrad, no
I still haven't finished about that
Iâm not sure Iâve ever had my ass so throughly kicked
PV is a joke in comparison
PV is fun 
Along with NKG and PGZ
I love a good boss fight with great fighting skills (especially Zote) and a great ost music
The platforming section of this is horrible why are they doing this to me
Just like The POP,
If you know what I mean (because I haven't even progress through that place, curse you funny white place)
you're making progress, no? Each attempt something is gained, you will eventually win!
I haven't progress the second phase 
Dawn will break!
(Bad analogy for the one you're up against but you know
)
||I think the main difference from normal Rad is that you need to be way more conservative with the shadow dash here yeah... Even more punishing for mistiming||
I hate the light and it's burning my eyes
Trying to abuse the I-frames
That's what I've been doing 
Remain undeterred! It's just another setback.
here we go again
But gonna go back to writing my two fics
Wanna see the oneshot I've been I working on?
Sure!
It feels like Iâm not 
Each time I make it to platfrm phase feels like I just got lucky
I radiantâd PV in the time itâs taken me to not yet win against absrad
That one officer
Radiant PV is also no small feat 
Man, I should really finish CotL ... (It's not spoiler because a friend already spoiled me
)

That's gonna be the oneshot
Found this great advice on Twitter from Nightmargin (one of the creators of the game Oneshot)
Thank you Nightmargin
Also reminder, you(everyone) should go play Oneshot if you haven't yet
I downloaded oneshot yesterday >:3
If I get tired of getting beaten into the ground by absrad Iâll boot it up
Oneshot 
Thank you Nightmargin, stay awesome 
It is good advice ;v;
Doesn't only apply to art too 
It's okay to want to improve, but it is perfectly fine to not. What matters is having fun, it's a hobby
Hmmm⌠I dunno. The main reason I follow my artistic inclinations is to improve. I realize that not everyone may feel the same way, but I feel like my biggest enemy is âgood enoughâ.
So⌠I guess that advice doesnât resonate with me very much.
The greatest enemy I have is myself 
There's nothing wrong with wanting to improve of course, i think the message here is more on that it's not life/death situation if that goal isn't reached yet. Don't take it too seriously I guess.

Maybe a good idea, Oneshot is a very relaxing experience 
Is it relaxing? 
There's no action sequence at least, surely that means relaxing!

But seriously tho, while there's probably no content warnings at all, it can induce some sense of worry at times
Worry not, I'm already on the coffee and I assure you, there's nothing to worry if I'm already worrying 
Maybe too much coffee that is


Now instead of getting destroyed literally you will be destroyed emotiona- I mean, what? Haha it's a little funny lighthearted game 
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what kind of encryption is this 
no seriously i think I need this explained unless this is stupid simple and i'm overthinking 
||I don't have metal pipe emoticon
just a reference to that certain achievement early on||
||you know, attempting to combine metal pipe + lightbulb
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Oh
Right
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I should have thought of that 
Following the tradition of sodachat, I found this 'Sarsaparilla' just before grabbing my usual iced tea soda. Never heard of it before, so now I'm gonna try that 
.... isn't this just worse root beer
Tell me the tradition of sodachat
If youâre getting it outside a few specific places in the US, yes
Sarsaparilla is incredibly hard to do right
I do applaud you for trying something new, though. Sodachat is all about pioneering and taking risks.
As Cy said, we try new stuff if possible 
I'll stick to A&W then 
(It's the only root beer brand here)
Royal cola ? Not very common but I've seen some
Taste great but could be very acidic as Coca Cola
Hmm, sadly I didnt try it when I had the chance
Sodachat origin story 
#stories-discussion message
what's this "stories misc" fic and what characters does it have 
I think Iâm in this fic? Something about root beerâŚ
this is the stories misc fic and we are the characters

Does that make it RPF? 
maybe, maybe not
Depends. Am I real people? 
Are we fictional? 
Do you think

We donât think, therefore we arenât 
I just got here, but I saw the opening discussions of this âsenior writersâ role last night. My thoughts are this-
- It might be useful. Important stuff tends to get lost in the wash of chat in stories sometimes.
- It should not be related to an arbitrary number of chapters posted or word count or whatever. That fosters elitism and insularity and discourages people from getting involved in these chats, which are already pretty hard to come into from the outside.
- It should not be an opt-in prompt that is given to every user who hops into the server, either. People would complain about getting pings.
âŚso that brings up the question, how to do it? The best solution I can come up with is to setup a post somewhere prominent (announcements maybe?) where people can react with like, â or something to opt in to the stories-ping role (and then have a bot give it to them or some such, Iâve seen other servers do this). This would still be opt-in, but youâre much less likely to get people complaining because of that extra step worth of effort.
That solution is complex, though, maybe too complex.
From what I can tell, only about fifty people or less would even want the stories-ping role, which I think is a small enough count that we could also just say âitâs a role you can get by just asking a stories-helperâ which would also be perfectly fine, assuming that we do get more helpers as has been said we will.
What would the role be used for?
Important stuff can always be pinned if needed
I donât check pins often. If the mods are going to make a big change to stories, they should be able to ping everyone who is going to care about said big change to stories.
Truth be told, I donât 100% either.
With point 3., I don't see the issue. It's a role that will get pinged, why would you pick it and complain about getting pinged?
Is that something people do 
It has happened before in this server, apparently.
There used to be an opt in role for getting pinged by jolly co-op posts
There is no longer.

Okay, that's a little lame. Seriously
It wasn't the ping as much as it was the emote used in response to the ping.
We had an lizard emote themed like such: 
I see
I can understand⌠youâre joining the server, they flood you with choices, you say, âI like jolly coopâ not realizing you would get pinged a dozen times a day. Some people would complain.
I mean, we shouldnât be seeing updates that frequently so I think some people whinging time and again can be handled
Likewise, we wonât be seeing updates that frequently, so maybe the ping role isnât necessary at all?
To be fair we don't have roles for specific channels being updated elsewhere so...
The role seems unneeded
Personally I don't see a reason to have one here. 
And I am firmly against a role that is just a âtrophy roleâ, though I donât know if that was a serious consideration or not.
Not really, it was just struck up mid-convo. No promises.
yeah, i understand it'd probably be nice but it'd also have the effect of it just being used by anyone who wants their stuff to be seen (most people), which has the same effect as just turning notifs on in this chat
-No Way Back
i am the slowest typer ever for a story helper smh i am not the writer -No Way Back
Oh no, it was brought up that it'd only be used by staff for updates and polls.
It really never was, more like a way of assigning roles to active members of the story chat
okay, my bad then
only heard a random thing or a few and had 0 other context
-No Way Back
Haha, don't sweat it. 
But yeah, I donât think we need even that. It could be put to a vote, if it really is a concern, but I think just having a fairly active and decently sized team of helpers would solve any problems that this role would be trying to address.
hopefully people actually apply for story helper
can't onboard more helpers if no one applies -No Way Back
I have applied!
Donât know if theyâll take me, lol.
We have quite a few who've confirmed they've applied. 
fire
we applied because we were like 'yeah i know how to read' and then like a week later they were like WELCOME NEW STORY HELPERS and we were one of them and we were like OH OKAY
Lmao.
But yeah, I look forward to snagging some stories folk. There's no limit so I hope to see more. 
Yeah, but it'll take a while for that to become an issue. #1019653041982537879 has been out for a while and I think it's just now becoming an issue iirc.
We will run out
i'm the ultimate jester because i come in here and say things that people have already discussed and have the most uninformed take ever
i am the dancing court jester on the floor (im breakdancing (its awesome)) -No Way Back
I'm gonna be making so many stories, just you wait
give everyone their own channel for their stories /nsrs /idk -No Way Back
People do actually kinda do that
I support this
Flood the server with stories
Threads
i think discord servers have a 500 channel limit at default iirc so thats actually Worse
. i am a story helper i know
i meant channels as in Whole Channels
kind of a joke i think idk whats going on
If we get a forum are those channels? 
not technically, they're still more like threads iirc -No Way Back
Yes but how much power can we pretend we have if we outnumber the channels with story threads and forum posts 
"no no we're totally a large group. Look how many places we have" 
i think the average-non-storyer forgets the story chats exist entirely actually which i find interesting
People basically never look at or for threads
I find it hilarious
If they did this channel would probably explode
Since it's just #misc-pan-chat but with no spoiler restrictions
i wish the story chats weren't in the middle of the art chats so much i'm begging sobbing i keep misclicking ITERATOR LOGS SALVATIONS EDGE while trying to go to dlc art gallery let me OUT OF HERE -No Way Back
i think its supposed to be vanilla/dlc seperation but let me OUT
Trapped in stories⌠a tale of horror and desperation
i do wish instead of
vanilla/offtopic art -> vanilla memes -> stories -> dlc art -> dlc memes
it was
vanilla/offtopic art -> dlc art -> stories -> vanilla memes -> dlc memes
or
stories -> vanilla/offtopic art -> dlc art -> vanilla memes -> dlc memes
the Wide seperation between the art and meme chats is jarring as hell 
Weâre the badlands that keeps all the DLC toxins out from the safe and pure vanilla chats
The stories basement consumes.
i know how its organized i just dont like it 
iirc when we joined stories chat didnt exist(?) and when it was added(??) we were surprised it wasnt story/dlc story and was just one -No Way Back
There is nowhere near enough action here to justify splitting stories between dlc and vanilla
originally we had just #stories and it took until this year for it to get divided like all the normal art channels
nono i know
but #stories has been around for years
i was just surprised because they Really Dont Like having dlc/vanilla be in one spot at all
the date on this account isn't the date we joined because the og account blew up and died so i dont actually remember how long we've been in the server -No Way Back
Yeah the oldest stories pin is from 2017 though I think it got rebranded somewhere along the way, maybe. They talked about naming it to #fandom at one point and just making it a global "fan works and discussion" channel which uhhhhhhh 
imagine all fan related creations in one single place
we also just huddled in one of the art chats for a very very long time when we first joined so i actually just dont remember anything else
smh you expect me to remember 2+ years ago? not gonna happen !! /silly /hj -No Way Back
Oh noooo
That sounds awful geez
imagine remembering anything other than your own writing and the last 15 minutes
imagine remembering
imagine
dragons?
đ
I just favorite it and it destroys the order problem lol
discord stole my ability to favorite things apparently because (despite the fact that then they'd be at the top
) we tried this and the favorite option is just simply gone
it was there before but it doesnt exist anymore -No Way Back
we also weirdly can see the format of Forwarded messages, but the option to forward messages ourselves? not there
-No Way Back
read ALL these ao3 fics to understand RAIN WORLD!! /j -No Way Back
not to get off topic in the off topic chat...
but I got new root beer brand today
Dublin Texas Root Beer
Chapter 2 of root beer fic
Excellent spice, unusual flavor profile, almost herbal. Their cream soda was too sweet but the root beer is just right.
someday, maybe 
I want it
And this
Oh so #1201575109677285436 is a root beer-focused fic? 
Itâs definitely one of the main story arcs
It even has character development! I admitted that Barqâs is better than a&w!
a&w still better in a float, though
This might require testingâŚ
I watched a YTer talk about it. I don't have steam. I want it
this is true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSkt42hZgzo @austere hawk
This is peak fucking 90âs adfsdfs
I had a pair of these
swings me tiny arms
My brother could beat me up kosher
SODACHAT 
Thanks to the coffee [praise be] and I found at my local gas station, A&W roo beer
At 70 pesos, should I buy it?
kinda pricey... but it's worth trying once, at least
do it
Aight, gonna taste the first root beer
It's a gas station, everything is expensive tbf
But I have to go back to college 
70 pesos is nearly 4 usd
that's a lot for a soda
idk, I just googled the conversion
ohhhhh so different peso?
that's not bad for an A&W, then
So 70php to a 1.19$
better than the price I'm getting, actually
Here's the conversion tho
Finally, get to taste root beer
Good thing I had to look for the off-brands as I want to try new things
We need a live chat of the roobeer tasting
Not gonna stick to the popular as it is everyday
I've only ever tried A&W brand root beer but I like it
Also I probably get the best deal here huh, a can costs about 0.44 usd here
Dayummmm
We going cheap 
This is so sad⌠soda has gotten so expensive
roobeer 
Canât get it for less than a dollar here
In the homeland

The twelve pack is like 12 bucks rn
here in the land of the free and the home of the corn syrup, no less
Individually theyâre more
maybe different rate of inflation or smth
Theyâre wringin us dry 
its a can of 325 ml btw, maybe different size too?
Gonna need that number translated to american
10.9 ounces roughly
We donât like to make sense here
12 oz for a bottle
hmm i wonder why the difference...
round numbers
no bottle variant here 
some bottles are also 12
banan is a small consumer
I don't like the minis, feels like I'm being sold more can and less soda
I donât like wasting food, I always feel bad that I usually donât finish a big can
banan is small c:
Same, that's why I just pound it down until I feel horribly ill for zero actual gain
bottles are the way to go, I open one and sip it over the day
me who sometimes goes for 2 cans
and I got a sick bottlecap collection going
They go flat
Actually I have a bone to pick with Barqâs
It goes flat fast
but I feel root beers are way more sparkling than other sodas? I can't really down one as quickly as cola for example
you are right... especially if its not from the fountain
Waste it or waist it /j
that's interesting. some sodas definitely have more or less carbonation. what root beers have you had?
Thatâs a momism straight from the banan mom
it's a good one
That's going into the proverb collection
The bamother
may appear in a fic eventually 

Banan can attest to my irrational love of proverbs
only A&W!
Root beer is extremely American, Iâm surprised itâs available for you
A&W is pretty high on the carbonation scale, as far as root beer goes
most aren't that fizzy
I had a British friend try one once and he was so offended by it
hmm, I think A&W came here as a franchise fastfood restaurant first before they started to sell the soda separately
Iâve actually never been to an A&W
I always forget that A&W was a fast food place...
It was not that popular too (in fact they just closed down every branches last year
I did like their float)
apparently A&W resturants have only really seen success in canada
where they're considered one of the better fast food chains
me going to the A&W to order a good ol' Mug root beer:
I must change thy ways
sentenced to life in prison, no parole
After drinking a root beer
Describe it in excruciating detail
Let see if roo beer change the way I praise coffee
[praise be]
[praise be]
Vanilla bong water
lemme just quote myself rq...
I've never had either in my life
here's a heresy: what if coffee in root beer? 
"One taste was all it took for him to know this was a grade down. It was still sweet, but it was as if the flavor was some kind of unpleasant sticky falseness that had been assembled to resemble root beer."
barqs
have you even read the root beer fic?

Yes 
I did but the details have faded from my mind 
I shall be the judge of that
[praise be?]
Bittersweet!

(yeah I think it would be pretty bad)
[black coffee is for energy, brown coffee for inspiration]
all this talk is making me hungry... I should find something for lunch soon
[Praise be.]
[green coffee for the secret, third thing]
I think the acidity would not be nice
yeah, and the carbonation with the bitterness...
green? 
Are there green coffees?
oh, unroasted beans?

bamboozled 
you ever had chocolate covered coffee beans?
deceived again 
I have a pack in my desk drawer at all times
but there's something like matcha coffee tho. not really my thing
[Praise be!]
they're my 'go pills'
Kinda like that but very questionable indeed
Same
I used to use caffeinated gum but I like the beans
wait, this is new to me, coffee beans can be eaten??
Yes and theyâre delicious
Dark chocolate covered coffee beans 
they can... but they're not very good on their own, hence the chocolate coating
despite being a fanatic, so much to learn
I like the ones from Trader Joeâs
those ones are good

we're merely accolytes of the bean
We'll get there

Praise thy bean

[praise be]
[Praise be]
Now gonna go back to college 
I take in most of my caffeine through soda... part of the reason I like barqs so much is that it kept me alive when I was working nights a while back

college
good luck and be strong, brother 
but wont you need to drink a lot to gain the equivalent amount of caffeine?
keeps ya hydrated 
and on the hard nights there was red bull
ahhh i see
I remembered a friend made something abominable for an allnighter once... mix a red bull with a big cup of extremely sugary iced coffee 
that makes me think of garfield juice
he survived to the exam the following day too 
my hero
Lunch chat whatâs something healthy I could have/make for lunch
how does a bowl of clear vegetable soup with rice sound? not sure what you have on hand tho
That sounds delish, but would maybe take too long
banan hongry
I thought veggie soup would take like minutes or so (in my opinion)
hmm, how about tuna&egg sandwiches then?
Tuna⌠and egg?
I have never mixed tuna and egg đ
I mean, boiled egg then slice it to 'sheet' form?
i dont know how to describe
a sliced piece?
ah that sounds nice too
Yee try
It's good 
And also idk where you guys get tuna, do you guys buy the ones in can?
To the store I go
Yes
Canned tuna
ye, I like the 'tuna in saline' one, maybe not the healthiest, but eh
Good news lunch fans, found a new cream soda


new soda arc
I was hoping the store would have ripe avocado, alas
Why are avocados two bucks now
Two US dollars? 
That's cheap 
Holy crap that's expensive
Depends on the weight we buying them
I would rather have an avocado that don't reach half a kilogram
Hass avocado, pretty small
You should eat banana
Not the big honkin ones
Cannibalism 
Banan is my name, banana is my species
I thank CotL for encouraging cannibalism because my followers won't stop requesting me (I'm not okay with that)
Thank who?
Cult of the Lamb
Oh.

Never played
its ~2.5 usd here 
That's even more expensive 
Holy crap, can't afford that
Suddenly grateful for my two dollar avocado 
8$ per kg 
1 hour of minimum wage for 4 avocados
I'm gonna math it 
(Fails at math everytime)
2$ is expensive
Can't have expensive things in life
Can't follow Gourmand Ramsay way 
You can still get some pizzas for $4 where I'm at
4$
Is that a lot?
In Php, ye 
What
Pesos 
9'inch double pepperoni pizza here is ~ 8 usd...
Go to a store and you'll find some for cheap depending on the area
Like getting a frozen one
73 pesos
Philippine pesos 
maybe, thats a price for franchise one. I think there should be some local restaurant(rare) with cheaper deal...
If you go to a restaurant a pizza will usually be way more than frozen
Most pizzas cost $7-$30
oh. by that i meant the entire pie btw


Is $200 a lot tho
Yes 
What is something that would typically cost 200
200 usd?
No 200 pesos
What type?
Depends, potatoes, corns, mixed nuts, cornbits, green peas, many more
Ok so one pack of 8oz lays costs $2 here
So chips cost less there
Even though lays is a name brand
Lays are expensive
Still likely wouldn't be able to get 3 bags for $4 though
such expensive food
Tuna egg salad sammich is here tuna fans
Banan has too much power
Wait what does that entail 
#stories-discussion patch notes 1.5
- Nerfed Banan's bread making speed by 50%
oh no this is activating my brain's hunger center
and it's currently midnight...
`/ Patch Notes
/ Nerfed entity-user "banan" by lowering mana regen by 2. Further testing to see if further tweaking is needed.
/ Edit: AP scaling reduced 40%â35%`
I feel tired 
Sleep more
Sorry fish fans maybe too sleepy to edit hfish
How will this impact the mama economy?
damn am I gonna get another Untethered out before you update fish?
is this considered abuse of power?
no, it was a necessary action they had to take
`/ Patch Notes
/ Nerfed entity-user "Epochs" by extending ultimate ability cooldown 120/100/80â140/125/105`



I feel personally attacked
you got 2 minutes
I canât write fish in two minutes 
damn you got 10 seconds now
no proofreads, we die like men
Aaaand it happened

Now you have to write a PV centric fic
PV 
I'm not on a roll............
this was all written before I posted the first chapter of this streak 
Counts
I cheated
backlog is almost dry
that reminds me, should I make an Untethered thread or is that redundant?
Backlog?
never heard of her
Do it
It feels redundant, especially if we might move to forums
Reset should get one though
I mean you can just move after
Pretty sure forums are happening though so I suppose you could just wait
a great big "dunno, maybe"â˘ď¸

that should happen by the end of this weekend I think? I dunno I don't have purple
I canât help Iâm a menace 
itâs like you think Iâm good at video games
do you like burgundy? it's really easy challenge I even have a guide
said someone who challenged the moffSun recently
Maybeeee đ
I still canât reliably make it to platform phase afaddsdfs
also am gonna consume untethered tmr morning
too eepy right now tho
Hard to call that purple ngl
I said burgundy
Ah
Journey has a nice shade of purple and is pretty doable
i still dont understand how you get psat the worm grass, but maybe im unawere of a path that doesn't have worm grass, if so my whole farm arrays life has been a lie
You don't need to know any advanced tech
Ah yes, simply-
Reach the Depths from the highest shelter in Five Pebbles in one cycle.
easy
speedrun challenge basically
It isn't bad
Yeah and if you fail you can just reset super easily
That cycle is 13 min 30 sec long due to no randomized cycle duration being allowed
Other than karma going down
Ooo this isnât bad at all
I still need to do my hunter run for the other role
Yellow color 
It's not that hard dw I did it with relative ease 
Well now that I know I can do that stupid jump it shouldnât be too bad
Honestly once you get through SI it's mostly smooth sailing. Some hiccups in SL but eh
why does the patch notes looked like LoL patch notes, help, I can't unsee it

noooo don't out me as a League player
yuumi gameplay 

I watched Deadpool
damn why he dead though
"it's in the name"
He POOLED all over the place
I like the unedited message better
Aw
I haven't seen it, I was too late 

Now going to my chapter, I need to finish it then move on with the oneshots
the only downside to this dumb plugin is that I'm forced to see the forever deleted posts of those terrible spambots that ping servers
That seems like a big downside
Like what if someone sent something inappropriate then deleted it
yeah that's the problem
unfortunately I just kind of have to live with it
it's pretty rare though and when it does happen people usually talk in the channel a lot to push it offscreen
Hmm. I see
Tonight, we eating good
just instant noodles
Just me, history documentary and instant noodles with rice
instant noodles with rice??
only a few pesos for it
But i mean, that sounds a bit too heavy on the stomach
Indeed 

@knotty sierra That's up to you, I personally really liked celeste and have heard good things about cotl
Never heard of Pseudoregalia, though?
Celeste and cotl are both excellent
I'll never beat farewell, but that's okay 
I didnât do the challenge stuff, just the main story
It's a neat 3D platformer.
~~Just don't look at the community tab đ ~~
Me too, then I cheated through the optional content because I wanted to see the story
More like "toxic community" or "bad place" or...?
I recently started a new playthrough and beat all b sides and got all berries, really proud of it
To be fair, steam discussions can be pretty toxic. Don't look at rain world's for instance
Huge accomplishment
Celeste is HARD (but in a very forgiving way)
You need skill to do that stuff though
I have a friend who visits helldivers 2's forums and it's supposedly FULL of hot takes and stuff 
Now i'm scared to look into rw tbh 
How far have you gotten in Celeste
Celeste is hard, but fair and somehow it doesn't feel bad to fail over and over
Main story done
No toxicity, but the community has a ton of artists.
I climbed le mountain
I'm trying to get the golden strawberries but it's too hard
It has been many many moons though, I played it on release
... ah
I got it for $5. I feel guilty
It's a bit elitist and bigoted from what I've seen, not worth your time
This. It can afford to be insanely precise because if you fail, boom, you pop right back in front of the challenge with no punishment
I don't play roguelikes that make me start over.
I like being able to retry immediately. Not have to do stuff to get back to where I was.
ah yeah that sounds like a bad place
@knotty sierra but yeah, id go celeste, nine sols, cotl
but you could switch any order you like
celsete also takes ages to 100%, while doing the same with nine sols is pretty easy
With celeste, only play as much as you want, you don't need to do 100% completion
The game itself tells you this
It's pretty lenient
I did the base stuff and felt very satisfied
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If you do a failed parry, you gain internal damage which heals over time
you get used to it, tho the beginning is tough
the parry itself is pretty forgiving
My friend was really struggling 
She did this mini boss that took her soooo long⌠it looked hard
Some of the mini bosses are tough
It was optional I think
Very early game
It was annoying because it kept pushing her out of the arena
i began the game, took three hours on the first non essential mini boss, died a bunch, had to change difficulties for the true final boss,
would recomend
Yeah, you can use story mode, it let's you configure damage dealt/taken
How long is the game?
I recommend starting with standard, but if you get stuck you can turn on story mode
the switch from i forgot the name to story mode was so weird, suddenly i was a pro
Iâm too stubborn to use story mode
Same, though once you master a boss you really master it
My final attempt usually ended with me close to no hitting it
just wait for the final boss, that was the onyl one i had to switch difficulties for, its soooooo goood but so hard
Maybe if I get tired of being beaten to a pulp by absrad Iâll pick it up on pcâŚ
still woring on p5?
Yes
P5 took me forever to beat
Havenât beaten her in hall of gods yet
Iâm⌠really bad at dealing with projectiles
someday...
Absrad is really tough 
still cant belief there are people that beat the modded version of her, like how????
A lot of practice and theorizing
Pretty sure those are aliens
Humans could never
and patience, the last bit part with the bolders shell rng is just cruel
better then to think that instead of if i would just train enough, that i would maybe be able to do that too
Ascend beyond your human limits
Ascend with Gorb!!!
Oh god oh fuck I didnât expect Nine Sols to start like this.
bahahahha
yes
the beginning is unsuspecting
im guessing your in the first official region then?
Just past the ceremony
hm this seems like a very relaxing and chill game 
thouhgt so
that thing blew my mind|| just like them heads were starting to role||
Fair warning, it is pretty brutal and uncomfortable at times 
yi is not messing around
||poor bat lady|| (spoilers for the end of the second/third region)
LMAOO
same same
I mean you could tell ||this wasn't going to go well but uh... the degree of violence there was not expected||
I cannot tap for spoilers
Soon, playing nine sols soon 
I automatically tap for some reason

I just noticed survivor is crying
I don't want to spoil myself
kinda want to get Wildlife Whisperer role, but then I saw I only have 2 in that category, and I cant find another 8 that looks doable for me 
now im stuck at karma 1 role 
You may ask the challenge chats, maybe they can give some advice?
hmm i have to pick my poisons first...
I already have Elder and Manslaughter
I think Chieftain, Fishtank, leukocyte, and symbiote seem reasonable... and maybe i'll do Heritage last
Riv Yi 
Sheâs so cute
Yi is a he by the way
I see, I don't have any headcanons regarding their gender
They certainly donât have a canon one!
Silly/Menace
Ah, Iâm sorry, I need to brush up on the lore 
test is this tuesday banan!!
Do I get a certificate if I pass?
Jokeâs on youâ
You think you're a rain world fan? Recite every echo and pearl dialogue
ahem
No

Behold this empty husk of a land...
Populated only be storms, ruins and abominations. It wasn't always thus.
Oh, the edgelord echo 
I was once the Count of 2 living blocks, esteemed by my peers. I had progeny!
So many of them
Corporeal matters seem so distant now. Most have forgotten this place, but I remain.
Perhaps I reminisce because I cannot go. Perhaps I cannot go because memory traps me here.
My favorite vanilla one is SI and favorite MSC one is LC
Do you hear it, little one?
Uhhhhhh
Okay, farm arrays pearl:
"Ayy thanks for the booze" (slight paraphrase, actual contents may differ
)
The buzzing in the air?
The endless chatter of a thousand thousand voices, long dead?
They are gone, and yet they speak. Neither here nor there.
Does that seem familiar? Yes, it is quite amusing for a being in my predicament!
It's a little sad, I usually skip their dialogue
"A little rat, doing little rat things? What if you died, but forever...? Wouldn't that be funny? Wouldn't that be based? Wouldn't that be
?"
-Seven 2001 Toyota Corollas, One Bike Lane
Gotta go fast 
Strange...
Something still draws me here. Even after all this time.
The weather is so different now, but the fields...
I do not need eyes to know that the grass still sways gently in the winds.
To have grasped tat the boundless infinities of the cosmic void...
...
A little animal, on the floor of my chamber.
I know what you're looking for. You're stuck in a cycle, a repeating pattern. You want a way out
Yet here I am contemplating these same fields as I once did, talking to some sort of rodent.
me casually spamming becuase I've read and used this dialogue so many times......
"Living is cringe anyways"
Even metropolis non-arti scug dialogue?
#dialogue-discussion
What brings you to this lonely place?
Do you seek the same isolation that I once did in flesh?
An angry fool that I was, blinded by fervor and pride!
Now here I linger. Chained by the memories of a city I had once struggled to escape!
Bound by recollections of those who I could not leave behind.
The irony is not lost on me, mouse!
Are you looking at the wiki or do you really remember all of them 
I have legit read and re-read these so many goddamn times to learn how to write "Ancient speak pattern"
I also have that dialogue fresh for something I'm planning with Artificer
otherwise I'd probably only remember the half I already said

I do not know a single saint dialogue other than the gift of life guy
I only know one-off lines like "Perhaps this site has not revealed all of its secrets yet" or "All for a heap of rusted metal in a puddle of frozen water"
Don't remember the sub, SI, SM and CC echoes tho, either not memorable or I did not visit (submerged guy)
This moment, right here! This is where we are meant to be.
Yeah I remember individual lines not entire monologues
write the echoes into your story
use their lines and refer back to them multiple times
build entire character profiles on the important ones that way you know what memories they would have and what sort of effect their life and memory and personality would have on what they pass along
My fangame is coming along nicely
When you said Yi, I had a character in mind but not from the game you guys talking about 
Master Yi?
then his blade is yours
Logan is weird. I've only seen the first fourth but it is very strange
I also watched X Men days of future past
The movie Logan?
Yed
Days of future past is my favorite of the X men movies
Gonna change the timeline before they get here 
The idea of time traveling but only your mind makes the journey is a fun oneâŚ
I like the Yithians, too.
tries to change current timeline
Just kicked a rock and went back to the current timeline
Somehow it gets worse than the previous
You ever read the short story about the dudes who went back in time to hunt a dinosaur and stepped on a butterfly?
I canât remember what itâs called, but itâs a classic piece. Literally coined the term âbutterfly effectâ
The butterfly effect, one of the most thing I feared
Agree. Almost done
So far yes
Simpson
One thing can cause a branching path, like a butterfly wing
And I'm already afraid of that thought actually 
Logan is sad man
It's genius how it ends the first 3 x men while also continuing first class
Itâs a really good movie
I skipped apocalypse was it good?
I have never watched apocalypse
I can barely remember it⌠so it probably wasnât very memorable 
Apocalypse apocalypses all over the place
-the end
Even in TAS Apocalypse was lame to me
I'm seeing Deadpool 3 tomorrow
Tbh the humor doesn't appeal to me

Also Deadpool 2 seems like it spoiled the ending of Logan. Idk tho haven't finished it yet
I recall some of the jokes in DP 1 & 2 making me laugh⌠and I think the plot of DP 1 was okay, for a joke superhero movie. Iâm going to watch DP 3 when I get the chance.
I donât really have high standards for superhero movies, theyâre more just something to watch to kill time or to have an excuse to go out to the theater.
I'm gonna watch DP 3 (if I have dinero)
Eh
What dinero

Money 
And also, superhero surely sucks now 
(But I don't hate GotG 3)
Still havenât seen it⌠itâs on the âwatch when I get a chanceâ list
X-Men 97 also peak
Never thought I would cry three times of watching the same scene 
Havenât seen that, either⌠I donât watch many animated shows
You should
What are you referring to
Onto the list it goesâŚ
|| đ ||
Don't get it
||racoon||
Oh ok
Yeah
Very good
I want to see the new Superman movie by James Gunn (creator of gotg movies)
Let us hope the future movies are good than the current ones 
Good movies do come out. They just donât always get popular, sadlyâŚ
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Not mainstream enough?






