#secret-stories-misc

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sudden jackal
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Oh I read scythe

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Does that count as sci Fi?

edgy scroll
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it does

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kinda?

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scythe was a weird one

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I liked it

sudden jackal
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Same

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Never got around to reading the sequel

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I frequently imagine a scythe movie

edgy scroll
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me neither. I think the one book was fine as a self-contained story.

edgy scroll
sudden jackal
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Where there's people from the past frozen in the ice and the thunderhead trained them to go kill all the scythes and they don't because they want the world to go back to how it was before since the new generation is so bratty. Then they kill all the scythes and the thunderhead kills them so humanity can go to space.

edgy scroll
sudden jackal
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Oh no that's my imagination idk what the sequel is about

edgy scroll
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lol

sudden jackal
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I found it sad

edgy scroll
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it is

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I think it's an excellent exploration of what life without death could be like

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and I think what it's trying to say is that humans aren't ready for immortality, just yet

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as a species, we're still too immature

sudden jackal
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We always will be

edgy scroll
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and the thunderhead is a literal mother figure to keep us all in line

edgy scroll
sudden jackal
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Everything is objectively better but I don't like it

edgy scroll
sudden jackal
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Which is why I imagined it in the first place

edgy scroll
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I dunno... it's a thought-provoking concept of a world, for sure! One of the better takes on what would immortality be like?

sudden jackal
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"Back in my day I could feel pain, and I liked it"

sudden jackal
edgy scroll
# sudden jackal What are some of the worse ones?

ahhh, I read a webcomic about football and sapient satellites that also had a similar concept... no one died anymore due to nanomachines or something, and so humanity kinda just stagnated forever

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can't remember the title for the life of me, but I wouldn't really recommend it anyways...

sudden jackal
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Why football

edgy scroll
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because people had to find ways to entertain themselves for millenia, so increasingly complex and pointless games of football became some people's things to do

scenic escarp
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17776

sudden jackal
scenic escarp
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I wanted to get into it but it was so longggg

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That's the name of it :3

edgy scroll
sudden jackal
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Is that the year it takes place?

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I don't read webcomics or manga

edgy scroll
edgy scroll
scenic escarp
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Duly noted 🫡

sudden jackal
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How long was it?

night lily
edgy scroll
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long enough to feel boring, which is too long for any piece of media

edgy scroll
sudden jackal
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What is your opinion on Harry Potter

edgy scroll
edgy scroll
sudden jackal
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I read the first 100 pages and got bored

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Now the lightning thief... That is peak fiction.

edgy scroll
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I'm not gonna say there's nothing to HP, because a series doesn't get that popular for no reason, but it never appealed to me.

edgy scroll
sudden jackal
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Ye

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Have you read Percy Jackson? What are your thoughts?

edgy scroll
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never read any of it growing up... I've heard it's good for YA stuff, but that's not really my jam anymore.

sudden jackal
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Aww

edgy scroll
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I got nothing against it. But I didn't read it as a kid or a teen, and Percy Jackson ain't really on my reading list as an adult.

sudden jackal
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I just read the Percy Jackson series over an over and that's basically it

edgy scroll
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I read more redwall and animorphs, if I recall those yonder days well enough.

sudden jackal
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What are your thoughts on 1984 and fahrenheit 451

sudden jackal
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Apparently it's really dark

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What's red wall?

edgy scroll
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I actually didn't have to read 1984. I know the plot, of course, because who doesn't? But no first-hand experience. Fahrenheit 451 is okay, but a bit to up in itself with its literary references.

edgy scroll
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not bad but really repetitive book-to-book.

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the dystopian novels I read that really stuck with me were The Giver and Brave New World.

edgy scroll
sudden jackal
edgy scroll
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The giver was all about transferring memories and stuff, neat concept but not the best book I've ever read. Brave new world is a strange take of like the evils of bioengineering and cloning and all that.

edgy scroll
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Best book I read in school was great gatsby, by the way.

sudden jackal
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You've read a lot

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Mostly stuff I've never heard of

edgy scroll
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Great Gatsby is the book that most effectively encapsulates what life was like in America in the 1920's. It's also a timeless tale of wealth, degeneracy, seeking an impossible dream, and the hollowness that comes after you get it.
Strong recommend.

sudden jackal
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I read "the things they carried"

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For school

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And also this book written by a Holocaust survivor.

edgy scroll
sudden jackal
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Makes sense

unkempt yew
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You guys sure read a lot monkbigeyes

edgy scroll
unkempt yew
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spearwrite Y'know, I began writing after reading the first book of Percy Jackson and Magnus Chase

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And I tell you, I'm broke and in need of the second books monkdesperation

scenic escarp
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Magnus Chase my absolute fav, you gotta sloggers

unkempt yew
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I can't buy bc too poor monkdesperation

489 php slugpensive

scenic escarp
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Got library? slonkeyes

unkempt yew
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No libraries slugpensive

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If I must, going back to the big city and buy it

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But it would cost mostly dinero slugempty

scenic escarp
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Godspeed

edgy scroll
unkempt yew
edgy scroll
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I will DM you

unkempt yew
velvet seal
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I'm reading Japanese Fairytales, take a look. There's tons you can just find for free on archive.org.

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And it's not just archive.org either, tons of books are randomly uploaded to the web in all sorts of places. One time I think I found like a whole website dedicated to some Irish Fairytales and Myths.

austere hawk
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absrad slugempty WTF man

night lily
austere hawk
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Help, she’s hurting me

night lily
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sluggrimace good luck, I have one useless advice that is fall damage hurts less than her attacks

austere hawk
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That would be helpful if I could make it to the platforming section slugwhy

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I’ve only made it there three times

night lily
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☀️ stonk

unkempt yew
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Again and again and again and again and again and agaian andga ainag againg aginf ang adng and again

fringe anchor
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the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never

austere hawk
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It doesn’t have to be this way—we can talk about this—

fringe anchor
austere hawk
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It’s me it’s definitely me

iron totem
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Been playing a game called nine sols, it's quite good!
||Fish corn||

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It's a taopunk metroidvania with sekiro styled combat. Fair warning, it does have some gore and disturbing imagery

iron totem
scenic escarp
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Art style cute slugweep

iron totem
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It is, it also has these comics cutscenes at times and fully animated stuff

scenic escarp
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I LOVE ANIMATION....
Saved for later wheee

austere hawk
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I really wanna get nine sols

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Watched a friend play part of it, looks good

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Gotta beat absolute bitch first

iron totem
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Good luck!

fringe anchor
open matrix
edgy scroll
unkempt yew
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I'd win

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I already played Blasphemous, let's see how its parry mechanic goes

austere hawk
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Is absrad even doable slugimjust

unkempt yew
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I still haven't finished about that

austere hawk
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I’m not sure I’ve ever had my ass so throughly kicked

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PV is a joke in comparison

unkempt yew
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PV is fun slugcheese

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Along with NKG and PGZ

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I love a good boss fight with great fighting skills (especially Zote) and a great ost music

austere hawk
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The platforming section of this is horrible why are they doing this to me

unkempt yew
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If you know what I mean (because I haven't even progress through that place, curse you funny white place)

night lily
unkempt yew
night lily
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Dawn will break!

(Bad analogy for the one you're up against but you know hunterkek )

night lily
unkempt yew
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I hate the light and it's burning my eyes

unkempt yew
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That's what I've been doing slugpensive

night lily
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Remain undeterred! It's just another setback.

unkempt yew
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slugempty here we go again

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But gonna go back to writing my two fics

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Wanna see the oneshot I've been I working on?

night lily
austere hawk
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Each time I make it to platfrm phase feels like I just got lucky

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I radiant’d PV in the time it’s taken me to not yet win against absrad

unkempt yew
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That one officer

night lily
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night lily
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Found this great advice on Twitter from Nightmargin (one of the creators of the game Oneshot)

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Thank you Nightmargin

Also reminder, you(everyone) should go play Oneshot if you haven't yet

austere hawk
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I downloaded oneshot yesterday >:3

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If I get tired of getting beaten into the ground by absrad I’ll boot it up

scenic escarp
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Oneshot monklove

iron totem
austere hawk
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It is good advice ;v;

iron totem
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Doesn't only apply to art too artihappy

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It's okay to want to improve, but it is perfectly fine to not. What matters is having fun, it's a hobby

edgy scroll
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Hmmm… I dunno. The main reason I follow my artistic inclinations is to improve. I realize that not everyone may feel the same way, but I feel like my biggest enemy is “good enough”.
So… I guess that advice doesn’t resonate with me very much.

unkempt yew
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The greatest enemy I have is myself slugcheese

night lily
night lily
night lily
night lily
unkempt yew
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Okay, I'm buying that

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Soon, maybe soon I'll download that slugcheese

night lily
unkempt yew
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Worry not, I'm already on the coffee and I assure you, there's nothing to worry if I'm already worrying slugcheese

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Maybe too much coffee that is

night lily
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Let me just post this from the official steam page as full disclosure

unkempt yew
fringe anchor
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Now instead of getting destroyed literally you will be destroyed emotiona- I mean, what? Haha it's a little funny lighthearted game monksilly

fringe anchor
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what kind of encryption is this monksilly

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no seriously i think I need this explained unless this is stupid simple and i'm overthinking huhnter

night lily
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||you know, attempting to combine metal pipe + lightbulb monksilly ||

night lily
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Following the tradition of sodachat, I found this 'Sarsaparilla' just before grabbing my usual iced tea soda. Never heard of it before, so now I'm gonna try that gourdmorning

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.... isn't this just worse root beer

unkempt yew
edgy scroll
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Sarsaparilla is incredibly hard to do right

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I do applaud you for trying something new, though. Sodachat is all about pioneering and taking risks.

night lily
night lily
unkempt yew
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Never had anything that is off brand

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Ever heard of Royal or C2?

night lily
unkempt yew
night lily
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Hmm, sadly I didnt try it when I had the chance

scenic escarp
meager moat
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subscribe

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there now im subscribed to this tread

vital rover
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Worth in the meantime. enotofsmile

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Actually nah, it's still going to be used in all honesty. invkek

austere hawk
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Stories misc is a good thread 10/10

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Sad it wasn’t really in use for a while

fringe anchor
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what's this "stories misc" fic and what characters does it have monksilly

austere hawk
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I think I’m in this fic? Something about root beer…

meager moat
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this is the stories misc fic and we are the characters

vital rover
plucky zenith
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Does that make it RPF? huntereyebrow

meager moat
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maybe, maybe not

austere hawk
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Depends. Am I real people? huntereyebrow

plucky zenith
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Are we fictional? huntereyebrow

wind bloom
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Do you think

austere hawk
wind bloom
plucky zenith
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We don’t think, therefore we aren’t slughands

edgy scroll
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I just got here, but I saw the opening discussions of this ‘senior writers’ role last night. My thoughts are this-

  1. It might be useful. Important stuff tends to get lost in the wash of chat in stories sometimes.
  2. It should not be related to an arbitrary number of chapters posted or word count or whatever. That fosters elitism and insularity and discourages people from getting involved in these chats, which are already pretty hard to come into from the outside.
  3. It should not be an opt-in prompt that is given to every user who hops into the server, either. People would complain about getting pings.

…so that brings up the question, how to do it? The best solution I can come up with is to setup a post somewhere prominent (announcements maybe?) where people can react with like, ✅ or something to opt in to the stories-ping role (and then have a bot give it to them or some such, I’ve seen other servers do this). This would still be opt-in, but you’re much less likely to get people complaining because of that extra step worth of effort.

That solution is complex, though, maybe too complex.

From what I can tell, only about fifty people or less would even want the stories-ping role, which I think is a small enough count that we could also just say “it’s a role you can get by just asking a stories-helper” which would also be perfectly fine, assuming that we do get more helpers as has been said we will.

iron totem
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Important stuff can always be pinned if needed

edgy scroll
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I don’t check pins often. If the mods are going to make a big change to stories, they should be able to ping everyone who is going to care about said big change to stories.

iron totem
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I see

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I personally don't see a huge use for it?

edgy scroll
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Truth be told, I don’t 100% either.

iron totem
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With point 3., I don't see the issue. It's a role that will get pinged, why would you pick it and complain about getting pinged?

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Is that something people do slagony

edgy scroll
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There used to be an opt in role for getting pinged by jolly co-op posts

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There is no longer.

iron totem
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hunterkek
Okay, that's a little lame. Seriously

vital rover
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It wasn't the ping as much as it was the emote used in response to the ping.

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We had an lizard emote themed like such: PINGED

iron totem
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I see

edgy scroll
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I can understand… you’re joining the server, they flood you with choices, you say, “I like jolly coop” not realizing you would get pinged a dozen times a day. Some people would complain.

plucky zenith
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I mean, we shouldn’t be seeing updates that frequently so I think some people whinging time and again can be handled

edgy scroll
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Likewise, we won’t be seeing updates that frequently, so maybe the ping role isn’t necessary at all?

iron totem
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I think so

plucky zenith
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Fair

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I agree with Cy on this one

vital rover
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To be fair we don't have roles for specific channels being updated elsewhere so...

plucky zenith
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The role seems unneeded

vital rover
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Personally I don't see a reason to have one here. slugheadnod

edgy scroll
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And I am firmly against a role that is just a ‘trophy role’, though I don’t know if that was a serious consideration or not.

vital rover
manic otter
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yeah, i understand it'd probably be nice but it'd also have the effect of it just being used by anyone who wants their stuff to be seen (most people), which has the same effect as just turning notifs on in this chat hunterkek -No Way Back

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i am the slowest typer ever for a story helper smh i am not the writer -No Way Back

vital rover
plucky zenith
manic otter
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okay, my bad then
only heard a random thing or a few and had 0 other context hunterkek -No Way Back

vital rover
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Haha, don't sweat it. invkek

edgy scroll
manic otter
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hopefully people actually apply for story helper hunterkek can't onboard more helpers if no one applies -No Way Back

edgy scroll
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I have applied!
Don’t know if they’ll take me, lol.

vital rover
manic otter
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fire

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we applied because we were like 'yeah i know how to read' and then like a week later they were like WELCOME NEW STORY HELPERS and we were one of them and we were like OH OKAY

vital rover
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Lmao.

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But yeah, I look forward to snagging some stories folk. There's no limit so I hope to see more. enotlurk

iron totem
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There's a 1k thread limit lizblueblep

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I think, not sure

vital rover
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Yeah, but it'll take a while for that to become an issue. #1019653041982537879 has been out for a while and I think it's just now becoming an issue iirc.

edgy scroll
manic otter
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i'm the ultimate jester because i come in here and say things that people have already discussed and have the most uninformed take ever
i am the dancing court jester on the floor (im breakdancing (its awesome)) -No Way Back

iron totem
manic otter
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give everyone their own channel for their stories /nsrs /idk -No Way Back

wind bloom
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People do actually kinda do that

edgy scroll
wind bloom
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Threads

manic otter
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i think discord servers have a 500 channel limit at default iirc so thats actually Worse

manic otter
# wind bloom Threads

. i am a story helper i know hunterkek i meant channels as in Whole Channels
kind of a joke i think idk whats going on

wind bloom
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If we get a forum are those channels? FangThinking

manic otter
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not technically, they're still more like threads iirc -No Way Back

wind bloom
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Yes but how much power can we pretend we have if we outnumber the channels with story threads and forum posts sainthehe

plucky zenith
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Story chat power

wind bloom
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"no no we're totally a large group. Look how many places we have" sainthehe

manic otter
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i think the average-non-storyer forgets the story chats exist entirely actually which i find interesting

wind bloom
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People basically never look at or for threads

edgy scroll
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I find it hilarious

wind bloom
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If they did this channel would probably explode

manic otter
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i wish the story chats weren't in the middle of the art chats so much i'm begging sobbing i keep misclicking ITERATOR LOGS SALVATIONS EDGE while trying to go to dlc art gallery let me OUT OF HERE -No Way Back

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i think its supposed to be vanilla/dlc seperation but let me OUT

wind bloom
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Lmao it's just cause we're a weird hybrid

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Just give us out own category sainthehe

edgy scroll
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Trapped in stories… a tale of horror and desperation

manic otter
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i do wish instead of
vanilla/offtopic art -> vanilla memes -> stories -> dlc art -> dlc memes
it was
vanilla/offtopic art -> dlc art -> stories -> vanilla memes -> dlc memes
or
stories -> vanilla/offtopic art -> dlc art -> vanilla memes -> dlc memes
the Wide seperation between the art and meme chats is jarring as hell hunterkek

edgy scroll
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We’re the badlands that keeps all the DLC toxins out from the safe and pure vanilla chats

plucky zenith
wind bloom
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It's organized by base game > hybrid channel > dlc channel

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Which is kinda messy

manic otter
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i know how its organized i just dont like it hunterkek

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iirc when we joined stories chat didnt exist(?) and when it was added(??) we were surprised it wasnt story/dlc story and was just one -No Way Back

edgy scroll
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There is nowhere near enough action here to justify splitting stories between dlc and vanilla

wind bloom
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originally we had just #stories and it took until this year for it to get divided like all the normal art channels

manic otter
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nono i know

wind bloom
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but #stories has been around for years

manic otter
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i was just surprised because they Really Dont Like having dlc/vanilla be in one spot at all

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the date on this account isn't the date we joined because the og account blew up and died so i dont actually remember how long we've been in the server -No Way Back

wind bloom
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Yeah the oldest stories pin is from 2017 though I think it got rebranded somewhere along the way, maybe. They talked about naming it to #fandom at one point and just making it a global "fan works and discussion" channel which uhhhhhhh slugcheese

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imagine all fan related creations in one single place

manic otter
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we also just huddled in one of the art chats for a very very long time when we first joined so i actually just dont remember anything else
smh you expect me to remember 2+ years ago? not gonna happen !! /silly /hj -No Way Back

austere hawk
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That sounds awful geez

wind bloom
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imagine remembering anything other than your own writing and the last 15 minutes

manic otter
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imagine remembering

wind bloom
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imagine

manic otter
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dragons?

wind bloom
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🐉

glossy dagger
manic otter
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discord stole my ability to favorite things apparently because (despite the fact that then they'd be at the top slugempty) we tried this and the favorite option is just simply gone
it was there before but it doesnt exist anymore -No Way Back

glossy dagger
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okay i'll just move this channel into the Info category

manic otter
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we also weirdly can see the format of Forwarded messages, but the option to forward messages ourselves? not there hunterkek -No Way Back

manic otter
edgy scroll
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not to get off topic in the off topic chat...
but I got new root beer brand today

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Dublin Texas Root Beer

plucky zenith
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Chapter 2 of root beer fic

edgy scroll
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Excellent spice, unusual flavor profile, almost herbal. Their cream soda was too sweet but the root beer is just right.

edgy scroll
austere hawk
fringe anchor
austere hawk
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It’s definitely one of the main story arcs

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It even has character development! I admitted that Barq’s is better than a&w!

wind bloom
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a&w still better in a float, though

austere hawk
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This might require testing…

sudden jackal
edgy scroll
wind bloom
austere hawk
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This is peak fucking 90’s adfsdfs

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I had a pair of these

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swings me tiny arms

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My brother could beat me up kosher

unkempt yew
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SODACHAT slugscrem

Thanks to the coffee [praise be] and I found at my local gas station, A&W roo beer

At 70 pesos, should I buy it?

edgy scroll
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do it

unkempt yew
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Aight, gonna taste the first root beer

plucky zenith
unkempt yew
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But I have to go back to college slugpensive

edgy scroll
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that's a lot for a soda

unkempt yew
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I thought 70 is kinda like a dollar

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Php

edgy scroll
unkempt yew
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I forgor to use Php kind of pesos

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A dollar and 19 cents

plucky zenith
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ohhhhh so different peso?

edgy scroll
unkempt yew
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So 70php to a 1.19$

edgy scroll
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better than the price I'm getting, actually

unkempt yew
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Here's the conversion tho

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Finally, get to taste root beer

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Good thing I had to look for the off-brands as I want to try new things

plucky zenith
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We need a live chat of the roobeer tasting

unkempt yew
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Not gonna stick to the popular as it is everyday

night lily
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I've only ever tried A&W brand root beer but I like it

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Also I probably get the best deal here huh, a can costs about 0.44 usd here

plucky zenith
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Dayummmm

unkempt yew
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We going cheap hunterok

austere hawk
plucky zenith
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roobeer slugpensive

austere hawk
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In the homeland

edgy scroll
austere hawk
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The twelve pack is like 12 bucks rn

edgy scroll
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here in the land of the free and the home of the corn syrup, no lesssaintpensive

austere hawk
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Individually they’re more

night lily
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maybe different rate of inflation or smth

austere hawk
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They’re wringin us dry slugscrem

night lily
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its a can of 325 ml btw, maybe different size too?

austere hawk
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Gonna need that number translated to american

edgy scroll
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10.9 ounces roughly

austere hawk
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We don’t like to make sense here

edgy scroll
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a little less

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we go by 12 ounce standard

austere hawk
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12 oz for a bottle

night lily
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hunterthinking hmm i wonder why the difference...

edgy scroll
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round numbers

austere hawk
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Oh 12 is for a can

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Huh

night lily
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no bottle variant here slugpensive

edgy scroll
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some bottles are also 12

austere hawk
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Cans are too big anyway I like the minis

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I never finish an entire can

edgy scroll
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banan is a small consumer

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I don't like the minis, feels like I'm being sold more can and less soda

austere hawk
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I don’t like wasting food, I always feel bad that I usually don’t finish a big can

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banan is small c:

plucky zenith
edgy scroll
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bottles are the way to go, I open one and sip it over the day

night lily
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slugexhausted me who sometimes goes for 2 cans

edgy scroll
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and I got a sick bottlecap collection going

austere hawk
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Actually I have a bone to pick with Barq’s

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It goes flat fast

night lily
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but I feel root beers are way more sparkling than other sodas? I can't really down one as quickly as cola for example

edgy scroll
edgy scroll
austere hawk
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That’s a momism straight from the banan mom

edgy scroll
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it's a good one

plucky zenith
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That's going into the proverb collection

austere hawk
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The bamother

plucky zenith
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may appear in a fic eventually monkdevious

austere hawk
plucky zenith
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Banan can attest to my irrational love of proverbs

austere hawk
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Root beer is extremely American, I’m surprised it’s available for you

edgy scroll
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most aren't that fizzy

austere hawk
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I had a British friend try one once and he was so offended by it

night lily
#

hmm, I think A&W came here as a franchise fastfood restaurant first before they started to sell the soda separately

austere hawk
#

I’ve actually never been to an A&W

edgy scroll
#

I always forget that A&W was a fast food place...

plucky zenith
#

It's a fast food place?????

#

My brain just exploded

night lily
#

It was not that popular too (in fact they just closed down every branches last year slugscrem I did like their float)

edgy scroll
#

apparently A&W resturants have only really seen success in canada

#

where they're considered one of the better fast food chains

plucky zenith
#

me going to the A&W to order a good ol' Mug root beer:

unkempt yew
#

I must change thy ways

edgy scroll
unkempt yew
#

After drinking a root beer

plucky zenith
#

Describe it in excruciating detail

unkempt yew
#

Let see if roo beer change the way I praise coffee

plucky zenith
#

[praise be]

unkempt yew
#

[praise be]

austere hawk
edgy scroll
#

lemme just quote myself rq...

plucky zenith
#

I've never had either in my life

night lily
edgy scroll
# edgy scroll lemme just quote myself rq...

"One taste was all it took for him to know this was a grade down. It was still sweet, but it was as if the flavor was some kind of unpleasant sticky falseness that had been assembled to resemble root beer."

plucky zenith
#

caffinated root beer

#

we're on to something here guys

edgy scroll
plucky zenith
#

fuuuuuu

#

I don't know enough about root beer evidently

edgy scroll
#

have you even read the root beer fic?monksilly

plucky zenith
unkempt yew
plucky zenith
#

[praise be?]

edgy scroll
#

coffee and root beer sound like they'd clash pretty bad

#

both in flavor and texture

night lily
#

Bittersweet!

slagony
(yeah I think it would be pretty bad)

unkempt yew
#

[black coffee is for energy, brown coffee for inspiration]

night lily
#

all this talk is making me hungry... I should find something for lunch soon

plucky zenith
#

[Praise be.]

edgy scroll
austere hawk
edgy scroll
night lily
unkempt yew
night lily
#

oh, unroasted beans?

edgy scroll
#

fellas, I lie sometimesmonkdevious

#

there is no green coffee

unkempt yew
austere hawk
#

White coffee is unroasted beans

#

It’s kinda good actually

night lily
#

bamboozled slughuh

edgy scroll
#

you ever had chocolate covered coffee beans?

plucky zenith
#

deceived again slugpensive

austere hawk
night lily
#

but there's something like matcha coffee tho. not really my thing

plucky zenith
edgy scroll
#

they're my 'go pills'

unkempt yew
austere hawk
#

I used to use caffeinated gum but I like the beans

night lily
#

wait, this is new to me, coffee beans can be eaten??

austere hawk
#

Dark chocolate covered coffee beans sluglove

edgy scroll
#

they can... but they're not very good on their own, hence the chocolate coating

unkempt yew
#

spearwrite despite being a fanatic, so much to learn

austere hawk
#

I like the ones from Trader Joe’s

edgy scroll
#

those ones are good

night lily
unkempt yew
#

Taking down notes for my list of food

#

becoming gourmand real life

plucky zenith
#

We'll get there

unkempt yew
austere hawk
#

Revere the bean, respect the bean

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Become the bean

unkempt yew
#

Praise thy bean

plucky zenith
unkempt yew
#

[praise be]

plucky zenith
#

[Praise be]

unkempt yew
#

Now gonna go back to college slugpensive

edgy scroll
#

I take in most of my caffeine through soda... part of the reason I like barqs so much is that it kept me alive when I was working nights a while back

unkempt yew
plucky zenith
#

slugpensive college

edgy scroll
night lily
edgy scroll
#

and on the hard nights there was red bull

night lily
#

I remembered a friend made something abominable for an allnighter once... mix a red bull with a big cup of extremely sugary iced coffee slughollow

edgy scroll
#

that makes me think of garfield juice

plucky zenith
#

The ol' "Five hour energy big gulp"

#

also known as "Acute heart failure any%"

night lily
austere hawk
#

Lunch chat what’s something healthy I could have/make for lunch

night lily
austere hawk
#

banan hongry

unkempt yew
#

I thought veggie soup would take like minutes or so (in my opinion)

night lily
#

hmm, how about tuna&egg sandwiches then?

austere hawk
#

I have never mixed tuna and egg 👀

iron totem
#

Tuna and egg is tasty

#

Add some baked beans too slugnom

night lily
#

I mean, boiled egg then slice it to 'sheet' form?

#

i dont know how to describe slagony a sliced piece?

night lily
austere hawk
#

Tuna egg salad… hmmm

#

I must try this

unkempt yew
#

It's good saintunyoy

#

And also idk where you guys get tuna, do you guys buy the ones in can?

austere hawk
#

To the store I go

unkempt yew
#

sloggers Canned tuna

night lily
austere hawk
#

Good news lunch fans, found a new cream soda

unkempt yew
night lily
#

sloggers
new soda arc

austere hawk
#

I was hoping the store would have ripe avocado, alas

#

Why are avocados two bucks now

unkempt yew
#

Two US dollars? slugempty

iron totem
#

That's cheap hunterkek

unkempt yew
#

Holy crap that's expensive

iron totem
#

Avocados are so expensive here

#

Never buy them

unkempt yew
#

Depends on the weight we buying them

#

I would rather have an avocado that don't reach half a kilogram

austere hawk
#

Hass avocado, pretty small

sudden jackal
#

You should eat banana

austere hawk
#

Not the big honkin ones

austere hawk
unkempt yew
#

And also that works slugcheese

sudden jackal
#

I thought you were banan

#

Not banana

#

Totally different

austere hawk
unkempt yew
#

I thank CotL for encouraging cannibalism because my followers won't stop requesting me (I'm not okay with that)

sudden jackal
#

Thank who?

unkempt yew
#

Cult of the Lamb

sudden jackal
#

Oh.

unkempt yew
sudden jackal
#

Never played

night lily
unkempt yew
#

Holy crap, can't afford that

austere hawk
iron totem
#

8$ per kg lizblueblep

sudden jackal
#

1 hour of minimum wage for 4 avocados

unkempt yew
sudden jackal
#

Well only if $2

#

And minimum wage being 8

unkempt yew
#

2$ is expensive

#

Can't have expensive things in life
Can't follow Gourmand Ramsay way slugpensive

sudden jackal
#

You can still get some pizzas for $4 where I'm at

unkempt yew
#

monkdesperation 4$

sudden jackal
#

Is that a lot?

unkempt yew
#

In Php, ye slughollow

sudden jackal
#

What

unkempt yew
#

Pesos slugpensive

night lily
#

9'inch double pepperoni pizza here is ~ 8 usd...

sudden jackal
#

Like getting a frozen one

sudden jackal
unkempt yew
#

Philippine pesos slugpensive

night lily
#

maybe, thats a price for franchise one. I think there should be some local restaurant(rare) with cheaper deal...

sudden jackal
#

If you go to a restaurant a pizza will usually be way more than frozen

unkempt yew
#

That's like maintaining my school money monkdesperation

sudden jackal
#

Most pizzas cost $7-$30

night lily
unkempt yew
sudden jackal
sudden jackal
unkempt yew
#

Yes slugempty

sudden jackal
unkempt yew
#

200 usd?

sudden jackal
unkempt yew
#

I think a kilogram of chicken

#

Or maybe some three packs of crisps

sudden jackal
#

Hmmm

#

Crisps?

sudden jackal
unkempt yew
#

Depends, potatoes, corns, mixed nuts, cornbits, green peas, many more

sudden jackal
#

So chips cost less there

#

Even though lays is a name brand

unkempt yew
sudden jackal
#

Still likely wouldn't be able to get 3 bags for $4 though

unkempt yew
#

slugpensive such expensive food

austere hawk
#

Tuna egg salad sammich is here tuna fans

scenic escarp
#

FOOD 👁️

#

How is it...

austere hawk
#

Yum slugheart

#

Running out of bread now though…. Guess I’ll make more

scenic escarp
#

Banan has too much power

wind bloom
#

Nerfing banan, got it

austere hawk
#

Wait what does that entail slugeyes

fringe anchor
#

#stories-discussion patch notes 1.5
- Nerfed Banan's bread making speed by 50%

night lily
wind bloom
#

`/ Patch Notes

/ Nerfed entity-user "banan" by lowering mana regen by 2. Further testing to see if further tweaking is needed.
/ Edit: AP scaling reduced 40%→35%`

wind bloom
#

Sleep more

austere hawk
#

Sorry fish fans maybe too sleepy to edit hfish

fringe anchor
#

How will this impact the mama economy?

wind bloom
#

damn am I gonna get another Untethered out before you update fish?

night lily
meager moat
wind bloom
wind bloom
austere hawk
#

I feel personally attacked

wind bloom
#

lmao

#

am I banan? you just gonna let that happen?

austere hawk
#

First you don’t share your juice

#

Then you nerf me

wind bloom
#

you got 2 minutes

austere hawk
#

Then you come for my HONOR

wind bloom
#

motivation!!!

#

time limits are super motivating

#

the school system taught me that

austere hawk
#

I can’t write fish in two minutes slugpensive

wind bloom
#

damn you got 10 seconds now

austere hawk
#

Needs to simmer

fringe anchor
#

Aaaand it happened

wind bloom
austere hawk
#

I have failed you fish fans

#

(Congrats on another chapter mod you on a roll)

wind bloom
#

Now you have to write a PV centric fic

austere hawk
#

PV sloggers

wind bloom
#

this was all written before I posted the first chapter of this streak rivsob

austere hawk
#

Counts

wind bloom
#

I cheated

#

backlog is almost dry

#

that reminds me, should I make an Untethered thread or is that redundant?

austere hawk
#

Backlog? huntereyebrow never heard of her

wind bloom
#

It feels redundant, especially if we might move to forums

#

Reset should get one though

austere hawk
#

I mean you can just move after

#

Pretty sure forums are happening though so I suppose you could just wait

wind bloom
#

a great big "dunno, maybe"™️

austere hawk
night lily
#

that should happen by the end of this weekend I think? I dunno I don't have purplehunterglee

austere hawk
#

No purp gang…

#

That purp sure is nice…

wind bloom
#

banan really wants purple

#

I've got a great recommendation for that

austere hawk
#

I can’t help I’m a menace sloggers

wind bloom
#

@austere hawk here you go

#

look at that nice saturated purple

austere hawk
#

it’s like you think I’m good at video games

wind bloom
#

do you like burgundy? it's really easy challenge I even have a guide

night lily
austere hawk
wind bloom
#

super easy on monk

night lily
#

also am gonna consume untethered tmr morning gourmfat too eepy right now tho

fringe anchor
wind bloom
#

I said burgundy

fringe anchor
iron totem
#

Journey has a nice shade of purple and is pretty doable

meager moat
# wind bloom

i still dont understand how you get psat the worm grass, but maybe im unawere of a path that doesn't have worm grass, if so my whole farm arrays life has been a lie

iron totem
#

You don't need to know any advanced tech

wind bloom
#

speedrun challenge basically

iron totem
#

It isn't bad

wind bloom
#

Yeah and if you fail you can just reset super easily

iron totem
#

That cycle is 13 min 30 sec long due to no randomized cycle duration being allowed

wind bloom
#

Other than karma going down

austere hawk
#

I still need to do my hunter run for the other role

#

Yellow color rivplead

fringe anchor
austere hawk
#

Well now that I know I can do that stupid jump it shouldn’t be too bad

fringe anchor
#

Honestly once you get through SI it's mostly smooth sailing. Some hiccups in SL but eh

unkempt yew
wind bloom
#

noooo don't out me as a League player

unkempt yew
#

I already see through that

#

slugempty It's the curse of LoL

wind bloom
#

yuumi gameplay slugscrem

unkempt yew
sudden jackal
#

I watched Deadpool

velvet seal
#

damn why he dead though

unkempt yew
#

"it's in the name"

sudden jackal
velvet seal
#

I like the unedited message better

sudden jackal
#

Aw

unkempt yew
#

I haven't seen it, I was too late slugpensive

velvet seal
unkempt yew
#

Now going to my chapter, I need to finish it then move on with the oneshots

velvet seal
#

the only downside to this dumb plugin is that I'm forced to see the forever deleted posts of those terrible spambots that ping servers

sudden jackal
#

Like what if someone sent something inappropriate then deleted it

velvet seal
#

yeah that's the problem

#

unfortunately I just kind of have to live with it

#

it's pretty rare though and when it does happen people usually talk in the channel a lot to push it offscreen

sudden jackal
#

Hmm. I see

unkempt yew
#

Tonight, we eating good

just instant noodles

#

Just me, history documentary and instant noodles with rice

night lily
unkempt yew
night lily
#

But i mean, that sounds a bit too heavy on the stomach

night lily
iron totem
#

@knotty sierra That's up to you, I personally really liked celeste and have heard good things about cotl

#

Never heard of Pseudoregalia, though?

austere hawk
#

Celeste and cotl are both excellent

iron totem
#

I'll never beat farewell, but that's okay lizblueblep

austere hawk
#

I didn’t do the challenge stuff, just the main story

knotty sierra
iron totem
fringe anchor
iron totem
#

I recently started a new playthrough and beat all b sides and got all berries, really proud of it

iron totem
austere hawk
#

Celeste is HARD (but in a very forgiving way)

#

You need skill to do that stuff though

fringe anchor
sudden jackal
iron totem
#

Celeste is hard, but fair and somehow it doesn't feel bad to fail over and over

austere hawk
knotty sierra
austere hawk
#

I climbed le mountain

sudden jackal
#

I'm trying to get the golden strawberries but it's too hard

austere hawk
#

It has been many many moons though, I played it on release

sudden jackal
#

I got it for $5. I feel guilty

iron totem
austere hawk
sudden jackal
#

I don't play roguelikes that make me start over.

#

I like being able to retry immediately. Not have to do stuff to get back to where I was.

fringe anchor
open matrix
#

@knotty sierra but yeah, id go celeste, nine sols, cotl

#

but you could switch any order you like

#

celsete also takes ages to 100%, while doing the same with nine sols is pretty easy

iron totem
#

With celeste, only play as much as you want, you don't need to do 100% completion

#

The game itself tells you this

austere hawk
#

I’m a little scared of nine sols’ parry based combat

#

I’m bad at parry

iron totem
#

It's pretty lenient

austere hawk
iron totem
#

If you do a failed parry, you gain internal damage which heals over time

open matrix
#

the parry itself is pretty forgiving

austere hawk
#

My friend was really struggling hunterkek

#

She did this mini boss that took her soooo long… it looked hard

iron totem
#

Some of the mini bosses are tough

austere hawk
#

It was optional I think

#

Very early game

#

It was annoying because it kept pushing her out of the arena

open matrix
iron totem
#

Yeah, you can use story mode, it let's you configure damage dealt/taken

sudden jackal
#

How long is the game?

iron totem
#

I recommend starting with standard, but if you get stuck you can turn on story mode

open matrix
#

the switch from i forgot the name to story mode was so weird, suddenly i was a pro

austere hawk
#

I’m too stubborn to use story mode

iron totem
#

Same, though once you master a boss you really master it

#

My final attempt usually ended with me close to no hitting it

open matrix
austere hawk
#

Maybe if I get tired of being beaten to a pulp by absrad I’ll pick it up on pc…

austere hawk
#

Yes

iron totem
#

P5 took me forever to beat

austere hawk
#

Haven’t beaten her in hall of gods yet

#

I’m… really bad at dealing with projectiles

open matrix
#

someday...

iron totem
#

Absrad is really tough rivsob

open matrix
iron totem
#

A lot of practice and theorizing

austere hawk
#

Humans could never

open matrix
#

and patience, the last bit part with the bolders shell rng is just cruel

open matrix
austere hawk
#

Ascend beyond your human limits

open matrix
#

Ascend

#

Ascend to escape the cycle

#

Ascend with Gorb

#

so much ascensionslugscrem

austere hawk
#

Ascend with Gorb!!!

knotty sierra
#

Oh god oh fuck I didn’t expect Nine Sols to start like this.

open matrix
#

yes

#

the beginning is unsuspecting

#

im guessing your in the first official region then?

knotty sierra
#

Just past the ceremony

fringe anchor
#

hm this seems like a very relaxing and chill game saintsmirk

open matrix
#

that thing blew my mind|| just like them heads were starting to role||

iron totem
open matrix
#

||poor bat lady|| (spoilers for the end of the second/third region)

austere hawk
#

same same

#

I mean you could tell ||this wasn't going to go well but uh... the degree of violence there was not expected||

unkempt yew
#

slugpensive I cannot tap for spoilers

Soon, playing nine sols soon saintstare

sudden jackal
unkempt yew
sudden jackal
unkempt yew
#

slugpensive I don't want to spoil myself

night lily
#

kinda want to get Wildlife Whisperer role, but then I saw I only have 2 in that category, and I cant find another 8 that looks doable for me slagony

#

now im stuck at karma 1 role slugwhy

iron totem
night lily
#

hmm i have to pick my poisons first...
I already have Elder and Manslaughter
I think Chieftain, Fishtank, leukocyte, and symbiote seem reasonable... and maybe i'll do Heritage last

iron totem
#

Riv Yi lizblueblep

austere hawk
#

She’s so cute

iron totem
#

Yi is a he by the way

austere hawk
#

oh, yep :p

#

I usually headcanon riv as female

#

Riv yi cosplay monksilly

iron totem
#

I see, I don't have any headcanons regarding their gender

austere hawk
#

They certainly don’t have a canon one!

wind bloom
#

actually they do!

#

Riv's gender is canonically "menace"

iron totem
#

Silly/Menace

austere hawk
#

Ah, I’m sorry, I need to brush up on the lore monksilly

wind bloom
#

test is this tuesday banan!!

austere hawk
#

Do I get a certificate if I pass?

wind bloom
#

No

#

You get to live.

austere hawk
iron totem
#

You think you're a rain world fan? Recite every echo and pearl dialogue

wind bloom
#

Behold this empty husk of a land...

#

Populated only be storms, ruins and abominations. It wasn't always thus.

iron totem
#

Oh, the edgelord echo monksilly

wind bloom
#

I was once the Count of 2 living blocks, esteemed by my peers. I had progeny!

austere hawk
wind bloom
#

Corporeal matters seem so distant now. Most have forgotten this place, but I remain.

#

Perhaps I reminisce because I cannot go. Perhaps I cannot go because memory traps me here.

iron totem
wind bloom
fringe anchor
wind bloom
#

The buzzing in the air?

#

The endless chatter of a thousand thousand voices, long dead?

#

They are gone, and yet they speak. Neither here nor there.

#

Does that seem familiar? Yes, it is quite amusing for a being in my predicament!

iron totem
#

It's a little sad, I usually skip their dialogue

edgy scroll
#

"A little rat, doing little rat things? What if you died, but forever...? Wouldn't that be funny? Wouldn't that be based? Wouldn't that be monksilly ?"

-Seven 2001 Toyota Corollas, One Bike Lane

iron totem
#

Gotta go fast slugloafnyoom

wind bloom
#

Something still draws me here. Even after all this time.

#

The weather is so different now, but the fields...

#

I do not need eyes to know that the grass still sways gently in the winds.

#

To have grasped tat the boundless infinities of the cosmic void...

iron totem
wind bloom
#

Yet here I am contemplating these same fields as I once did, talking to some sort of rodent.

iron totem
#

Know that this does not make you special

#

Okay, maybe I shouldn't lizblueblep

wind bloom
#

me casually spamming becuase I've read and used this dialogue so many times......

iron totem
#

Even metropolis non-arti scug dialogue?

fringe anchor
#

#dialogue-discussion

wind bloom
#

Do you seek the same isolation that I once did in flesh?

#

An angry fool that I was, blinded by fervor and pride!

#

Now here I linger. Chained by the memories of a city I had once struggled to escape!

#

Bound by recollections of those who I could not leave behind.

#

The irony is not lost on me, mouse!

iron totem
#

Are you looking at the wiki or do you really remember all of them huntereyebrow

wind bloom
#

I have legit read and re-read these so many goddamn times to learn how to write "Ancient speak pattern"

#

I also have that dialogue fresh for something I'm planning with Artificer

#

otherwise I'd probably only remember the half I already said

#

I do not know a single saint dialogue other than the gift of life guy

fringe anchor
#

Don't remember the sub, SI, SM and CC echoes tho, either not memorable or I did not visit (submerged guy)

wind bloom
#

This moment, right here! This is where we are meant to be.

austere hawk
#

Yeah I remember individual lines not entire monologues

wind bloom
#

write the echoes into your story

#

use their lines and refer back to them multiple times

#

build entire character profiles on the important ones that way you know what memories they would have and what sort of effect their life and memory and personality would have on what they pass along

velvet seal
#

My fangame is coming along nicely

unkempt yew
wind bloom
#

Master Yi?

unkempt yew
sudden jackal
#

Logan is weird. I've only seen the first fourth but it is very strange

#

I also watched X Men days of future past

sudden jackal
unkempt yew
#

I see, it is rather different than the other movies

#

I find it depressing actually slugpensive

edgy scroll
#

Days of future past is my favorite of the X men movies

unkempt yew
#

Gonna change the timeline before they get here slugeyes

edgy scroll
#

The idea of time traveling but only your mind makes the journey is a fun one…

#

I like the Yithians, too.

unkempt yew
#

tries to change current timeline

Just kicked a rock and went back to the current timeline

Somehow it gets worse than the previous

edgy scroll
#

You ever read the short story about the dudes who went back in time to hunt a dinosaur and stepped on a butterfly?

#

I can’t remember what it’s called, but it’s a classic piece. Literally coined the term ‘butterfly effect’

unkempt yew
sudden jackal
sudden jackal
unkempt yew
#

One thing can cause a branching path, like a butterfly wing

#

And I'm already afraid of that thought actually sluggrimace

sudden jackal
#

Logan is sad man

unkempt yew
sudden jackal
edgy scroll
sudden jackal
#

I skipped apocalypse was it good?

unkempt yew
edgy scroll
unkempt yew
#

Idk what happened

sudden jackal
#

Apocalypse apocalypses all over the place

edgy scroll
sudden jackal
#

Even in TAS Apocalypse was lame to me

#

I'm seeing Deadpool 3 tomorrow

#

Tbh the humor doesn't appeal to me

unkempt yew
sudden jackal
#

Also Deadpool 2 seems like it spoiled the ending of Logan. Idk tho haven't finished it yet

edgy scroll
#

I recall some of the jokes in DP 1 & 2 making me laugh… and I think the plot of DP 1 was okay, for a joke superhero movie. I’m going to watch DP 3 when I get the chance.

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I don’t really have high standards for superhero movies, they’re more just something to watch to kill time or to have an excuse to go out to the theater.

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I'm gonna watch DP 3 (if I have dinero)

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And also, superhero surely sucks now slugpensive

(But I don't hate GotG 3)

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Gotg 3 good

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Spiderverse peak

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X-Men 97 also peak

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Never thought I would cry three times of watching the same scene slugscrem

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slugpensive I was supposed not to feel those certain kinds of emotions

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slugscrem but it hits hard

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Yeah

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Very good

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I want to see the new Superman movie by James Gunn (creator of gotg movies)

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Let us hope the future movies are good than the current ones slugcheese

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Good movies do come out. They just don’t always get popular, sadly…