#💥︱memes
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Where is it from?
if u dont know, its better for u to not know
I want to know.
Its cat piss isnt it. Waterballoons full of that cats piss. Look at him. That is the look of satisfaction
Oh you were responding to a different message. In which case that may not infact be that cats piss in the waterballoon
I don’t care. I want to know.
i forgor
bro i did
i fucking love these Homelander memes lmao
No... I fucking hate internet pranksters.
I mean, as far as it goes, this one isn't that destructive
That’s extremely destructive 
I feel bad for the janitor, why would you do that
Cuz tree
why THE FUCK did they turn the camera around?? that's like rule number one of doing illegal shit
right next to don't film yourself doing it

as a pole i confirm
All it needs is the clip to land on a hard surface
Radom and Łódź got probably a lot of credit here
Ravenholm is based on Łódź
They drowned that poor tree
imagine really needing to take a crap and then when you go into the stall there's an entire fucking tree
I would be bewildered
flabbergasted
Completely dumbfounded , astonished even
I dont know anymore words so I would just shit my pants
You would be awestricken
I would
my eyes would probably fall out of my face in surprise
Oh how Preposterous it would be to See a Perennial woody plant in the confinements of a lavatory

I'd also write something funny with big words but I'm stupid
Lol
You forgot about sosnowiec
No

eat 40
Do you eat it with or without ketchup tho
need more
Almost there
It aint hard bud
I know, I left it there so I could use the meme below it
Damn, bro investing in himself
better plans for memes than mine for the future
Well hello there
Old Sport

I am not wasting 200PLN on Xbox Live
mike ehrmantraut
kid named corndog
Does anyone here know anything about legit vs reproduction n64 cartridges?
N64 Cartridges retarf
ClankER
Has anyone watched the leprechaun: in the hood?
Yes
Fuck dude
instructions unclear: I don't live in America
same
kachow

🗿
Engineer update for contractors tf2 mod
Today

YO what the fuck goin on in fishtank
The play button inside the circle is too big
🤓
why it's so low quality
they'd probably like that, freaks
need sauce for the song and show
Song is : Lights by Ellie Goulding
Get down with the funky OP for Super Crooks, "Alpha" by TOWA TEI with Taprikk Sweezee.
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you da man
Saw this a week or so ago, the movie btw
JENGAAA
:
when magdonal
Would he deserved for bait and switches
no
prove it
coz of that
Bait and switch proves that bait and switches arent funny? Bruh this shit isn't even proving funny
get something better and I'll say that you're funny
gold
SFM TF2 characters.
I shit my self if i see gorilla coming in like that while gaming
that's not a gorilla
Ambatu Pay
smash
chill
Who is leaving missions on your contracker?

"yeah I hate porn jokes"
Also them after saying this:
? I never said that
Funny memes are funny memes
that was an example
He’s the example
A false example, I never said that
i mean that was example of an average person making these jokes
fake
You mf
this is so relatable
💀
I hate that it's an actual scene
i hate that it's dubbed version
Nah 💀
But $20 is $20
congrats you got the joke
$20 is a lot, you can probably get like 2 burgers and some fries with that 
i wouldn't mind some 20$
I have an offer.
im all ears
If you do this i will give you.. a whole 20 dollars.
Ah crap, fartin on my roomates door
I've been licking this lollipop for soooo long now, it just never ends. Sooo tasty
if you ate it, you wouldnt have to eat for the rest of your life
trueee
hes just like me frfr
Ninjago deep lore
When you finally find your father just for him to fall down the stairs and fucking die 2 minutes later.
I unironically just fell down the stairs and twisted my ankle
ayo the pizza here
Oh
💀
it burns!
$20 can get me meatball marinara from Subway
what's the name of music in the vid tho
kinda sounds like it could be from pvz, but i could be wrong
I'll do it for a compliment 
Its the same
Imagine someone entering and finds this like they gotta pee and they see this
Pee = Grow
Shit=grow
Akshully human piss is too concentrated and toxic. Diluted dog piss is better for plants 🤓
something from plants vs zombies
might be from garden warfare

Needs more pain
Sure
ok how ever, have u considered
not that kind of meat
no have you considered
Nah
i doubt
ah nawh, u dont seem to be a posting type, only alurker with an occasional "repost/react"
No
Vegetables and fruits way better
jokes on u banana is a fucking bery
who the fuck is Barry
are eggplants eggs? ask the real questions
what the fuck is a bery
egg cant be a plant cuz it has to come from a living being with a mind
what you on about my tomato plant has a brain
bery theas nuts in ur FUCKING MOUTH
"Why did I click this?
I guess it was the thumbail.
Or the ahh, I dunno that thing... that magic."
- Michael De Santis
ong
He’s the pitcher
boffum
both
Irrefutable proof
gawdamn
WOAH NSFW WARNING
Huh?
That's hot


what the fuck
needed to get it off his chest I guess
Tf2 fans right now be like:

I dont get it
he is both
like skin and bloodn

What if I do ?
there will be dire consequences...
you bear the mark, you are cursed.
Loud
Well thats one of a kind
not really
If somebody will repost it I'll call a mod not joking
Too late
@severe osprey yo they keep spamming with this image, can you like ya know
are u confused?
But did u know thqt if u ping a mod for a reason like this u get a warn
It wasn't posted over 3 times so its not considered spam
accidentally 
yeah just a finger slip is all nothing much

I mean... He's not wrong
How blessed am I to find a video on YouTube saying Master Chief teaches you how to change your oil on your Nissan Murano
that's god level luck
Said that in a psysics class at school
y'all are really bad at simple instructions
i already know what these are, your mom showed me 
look them up easy
I am an AI construct I do not have a mother
okay
unlike you
bro is in right way🫡
Wtf
Gta live styl
So much time it pased and my 360 still works

mine is not as old but still working too

dead space or dark souls
don't starve 2
That's not on 360 you slime
Sorry
don't starve 2
only on logbox 720
I cri erytiem
I don’t forgive you
Accidental voice message?
Or a shit
Yep
Aight
yea presd by mistake
finger
I hope you get a hangnail
I ducking hate june but that's my birthmonth -> I hate my birthday
Oh god
Fr
The calm before the storm

What did I do
Hell naaaah
only after getting "...and despair!" achievement
Nothing, I woke up and chose violence

THEY TOOK OVER REDDIT
I mean, both are right
HERE IT COMES
(prepare the defenses
)
Can relate
Add n to demon
And u get the only thing they fear
me when $2 item from aliexpress
Digital landmark
Happens everyday
Now way he said that
pedophilia
Its a random meme i found so shhh
still
still creepy 
yeah
bro yo ass goin to jail
Aint no way. (It wasn’t my meme i just saved it because i thought it would be funny to see peoples reactions)
Its not mine
i swear i saw some other guy say in that post that he (did the thing in the video) to a baby in the new(er) film (Peter-B. TRUST ME I DO NOT CONDONE THESE CRIMES)
Brother its alright
Nah man i just dont like folk assuming i’m a pedophile
Thats fine. You thought the meme was funny, I thought the meme was funny too. Dont let others’ thoughts get into your head bro cause first of all that aint true, and second you just sent a meme
You just sent a meme no big deal just laugh at it
Remember this isn't twitter, we can take a joke
I am proud to be straight white male

armed minorities are harder to oppress 
Oppress me harder daddy

BET
dont say weird things
eh meme, nice song
gimme the song link
Verily, I beg your pardon, couldst thou reiterate thy words?
I don’t know the song
Im sorry im white, im sorry im male 
how does that have anything to do with the last sentence
good 
jsut don't live in the USA and you will have a much less armed minority

whatever that means 
easier to oppress dummy
One question why the hell the "straight flag" is black and white, like why is the gay flag freaking rainbow
cause the rainbow flag gay
Nooooo
Clearly says twix
and link says local Bateman, but i don't see Bateman there
it's a Twitter account
@severe osprey use it next wednesday
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/942379275984732193/1113587681776124015/ww.mov
why the fuck is Aussie in Google Chrome for 5 hours already what is he doing 

Chrome
yeah but why for 5 hours
I was watching tennis
Aussie just cromin around
damn tought that you were typing in the entirety of the longest Wikipedia article into the searchbar with one finger
that too
💀
I remember this ad very well.
Wasn't it a whole series of ads?
I mostly remember this one.
Obviously playing the chrome dinosaur game
Nice
ihr
Wonder why 🤔
Its just some hate i get, nothing special
i love how everyone jujst gotta make fun of pride month
Why don’t we have a month celebrating 
ofc every sane person will make fun of this
why dont humans have a human month
Looking for a Ping?
Detected Ghostping of @sand gorge by @static loom
Legit me
Translation
Miles: hey
Peter: what do you want?
Miles: maradona
Peter: what are you saying
Miles: messi
Peter: how much is 10+1
Miles : 11
Peter: suck it then
Miles: You son of b*tch
Ooooooh that makes more sense now i know the context is soccer
Wrong spell
shoutout opera gx
What's the difference between a crow and a raven? All birds have tail feathers called "pinions" which help them fly. Crows have three pinions while ravens have four. So the difference is simply a matter of a pinion.

we don't care
oh yeah? Your mother.
your father
u know its getting bad when u cant pick witch one u are, the racist or the homophob
the mas saw the opportunity, and focking took it
The racist obviously because who doesn't like racecars
:I good point
Witch
of course im home phobic, have you seen this???
this is why I use Opera
for the homies
better get to it that's a long time with the slow mode
Fuck you thats my actual alarm
You have no excuse my son died cause you didnt drop antizen
Demoman!
What is it
cta
omg its amogus
I don't get it
Oh my god, thats full of horrible shit
Gimme
diabetes
Holy fuck he's not wrong
Like what the fuck, 2600 calories?!
THATS CALORIES THAT EVERYADULT SHOULD GET EVERY DAY (more or less, I do not care)
America is used to over sugared/unhealthy foods. Australia has a better system to the amount of sugar and bad shit goes into food 😂
Oh yeah. Prey memes.
only gotta eat once a day 
Damn I eat like 900 calories on a good day
stick figure :3
Damn
Skill issue
For those who are lazy

NOW
That can’t be real
Idk how much calories I get
it was
since been discontinued for obvious reasons 
America's one big self control test with the amount of unhealthy food around
No cap
Why
But why
Idk man
make gains
classical fed move
@rare merlin new OST dropped

This has no need to go that hard
Old game?
It's a very old game from the looks of it
Probably like early 2000's
Yeah, old game theme slap hard. It do go hard ngl
It sounds familiar, like that u vs everyone meme
Hold up gonna test it
Glad to know Americans isn’t dying to a Oreo shake
That's cause Americans have already died to it
Nah, us Americans are snacking on this shit
For the first 3 sec i thought it was you
Vegan burgers, nah my as I am an American I'd rather die

How yall liking the new fade, shit goes hard
My mans got that “There’s 108 days of summer vacation and there’s only one way to speeeend itttttt”
This look like someone put shit in it....
bro look like Stewie from Family guy but his head is not sideways
Bro got that cone head
From which part of the avengers does it come from
Avengers: Birth of Barack
Kong aka barak knogama
woman?
it's canon now
💀💀
do I put snorlax back into this channel?
Fuck yea
this dude doesnt know shit, mr "10mm isnt any more powerful than 9mm"
Who is this by? They sound familiar
Ty for that
Tutorial how to go to prison
Step 1:
i love the BOBR videos, it feels so surreal
WW2 documental film:
epstein didnt kill himself
its emerald that blow up when you use it from RLCraft
don't forget about the Poles, Romanians, Hungarians and the whole Balkans

happy b-day (for the comic)
b-day = bad day
loss is older than some of the people in this server
insane
it's a few months older than me

yes
Idk where else to send it so
then don't
I forgot this anime exists
that moonlight lake told me
WAIT THIS SONG ISNT FROM A FUCKING HOTLINE MIAMI 2 LEVEL?
Brisket
bullshit my beloved
Bullshit
Butter
bucket
Bracket
banquet
Bankrupt
I prefer to use a brick
nothing happened today in Beijing Tiananmen square in 1989
Targeting ID then:
nah that's not a tank
what game is that?
Basket
wait Arma Reforger with an Xbox controller? what the fuck
Yuh Armas on xbox, I use m and k tho, that's my friends clip lmaoo
isn't Arma 3 better than Reforger doe?
Oh definitely, arma reforger isn't a full game at the moment, shits in development rn but your still able to play it
trueeee
posted this day coincidentaly
https://youtu.be/mJmjljQP3oY
My channel is dedicated to anthems, hymns and patriotic songs, here is the link to our discord server: https://discord.gg/WtVJJ56Er6
and remember NOTHING HAPPENED TODAY!!!!!!
It still goes hard tho, especially the DayZ 2.0 servers, dayz on a new engine is absolutely magnificent
never played DayZ and on another note why does the music sound like it's like a Kashubian folk song or something like that
Ok but what they wanted to say I missed the fucking context
hey guys this is so funny right the guy killed himself on stream it's very funny right guys
Mhm
just the funniest 

Fuckn hilarious
"minor attracted person" a pedophile referred to as MAP's
Fax
Its not
We all did
discord☕️
Laughing from somebody's death is as shit as posting porn memes
Weezer fell off hard
ok I have a question do I play trough the entire MW3 on the hardest dif? like it's the only one left on my Xbox 360
Yes
Grammar looks like it belongs to someone with a low test score
awful
Bunger!
boing
What's the joke???
Is this zoomer shit
Or is that the guy on twitch who acts like a jackass and starts shit to generate attention, speed something
I haven’t heard that song on a long time
Same
Garbage memes smh
you don't like the Justin Bieber anti thirst trap?
Is that what it was supposed to be
no idea
"i forgot americans hate metric system"
yeah and we will measure with anything but the metric system
Even bananas, apples, pears and other shit
yep
Here's a thing that is mid for y'all
yeah thats kinda mid ngl
shit use to be so mid they get smoked all the time 
how tall r u? 30 f?cking apples
how the fuck did you get acess to the fucking roof?
stairs?
most of those have locked doors
you've played dying light we all know stairs are but a suggestion 
fr fr

I hope it's real
try not to cry
cry a lot
I almost fell from a building as a 2 yr old kid not even lying
but did you fall as a one year old?
ITS RAW
no
gg ez
"wow, bland, I can't feel the season, really soggy, ugh spits and looks at his wife when was it made?"
"48 years ago?"
Dream:
☝️
atlas_earth.mp4
Why I wanna do it over and over again I'm not lying
look at wtf u did
it screams in terror for a faint moment
That's why they call me a Demoman
oh i thought it was femboy
me too
They really adding anything to arma reforger
Imagine your in the middle of war, chemical bombs dropping. And your homie in a 2019 Tacoma just starts rollin up to save you
Civilian vehicles are used all the time in warfare
😐
Ask the taliban they got Toyotas everywhere
By the US military in 1989? Mmm idk man
Isn't there more than US stuff in Arma
Arma takes place in 1989 lmao, shits cursed to see a car that's from 2019, and yeah I'm pretty sure there's russian cars but nobody ever uses them
Is reforger a mod or the actual vanilla game, cus if it's a mod I've seen people mod Star Wars content into it, so anything is game.
It's an actual game, just in development
dk, shits actually unique asf, I've never played a game like it, everything is technically a mod, a server will have like 50 mods merged together, and if done right will create a server thats absolute god tier, but remove the mods and it's basically nothing, the whole game relys off other people's dope ass creations, idk shits crazy

That too
Theres always a chance my squad would be handed a red toyota and a couple spray cans and told to "do your best"
@scarlet wharf
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/563848423581810718/1115427376927608872/1656606945959198720.mov @severe osprey @subtle needle volume warning
you just wish you had a big chicken
the Polish army officialy uses the Ford Ranger
can you guys explain how the fuck is a character that is a female in the comics is fucking trans? like???
the protect trans kids flag in her room
the trans flag on her dad's jacket
and her story being seen as a kinda coming out tale to some people
That’s fucked up
seriously doubt it's real 
How can someone allow this to be posted
man fuck them kids FIREBALL
Why you so sensitive
Bc maybe its a child being burnt?
so what I hate those little shits
That Miles one is the funniest thing I have seen all day
Ah that’s hot… that’s hot…
Yeah that doesn't look real
Guy wasn't even holding like a spray or something to make a flamethrower, just held something small and it somehow made all that fire
Kid get beamed by a can of silly string idk how yall haven't seen the actual video
No fire involved whatsoever, dude just sprayed his kid with silly string and he freaks tf out, someone edited that video to make the can shoot fire tho lmao
Y'all didnt get the actual joke I MADE
beacause you didn't make a joke???
The joke was me being sensitive
still what the fuck going on at New York Times
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/124248616255619072/1115330044634607616/1682988992766106.webm
But?
let him cook
NO DON'T
Imagine having news about angry birds in your national tv channel
Out of every tweet

Tf did i just watched 
Yo m-
"i got a special price for ya" -shopkeeper/trader dl1
Haha Oil filter go cronch
3500 for a vr is crazy asab
why did try to eat it
It was stuck and was crunched on the process
How tf does an oil filter get like that
Too tight
Damn
happens to the best of us
C'mere, I got a special deal for ya
they're comunicating
idk what the polar opposite of funny is but that character is it
It's against TOS to post movies / tv episodes that are behind a paywall ( 🤓 )
Removed.
Can I post a markiplier video?
Sweet
Yeah cus it's a YT vid
Fuckn love saints row
Same
wydm pirating is free
Not in Switzerland
proof?
maybe make a movie worth paying for
No just bad movies lol
I would absolutely do all of these things had they not been illegalized
Looking for a Ping?
Detected Ghostping of @silver marten by @tiny basin
Dawg have you heard Jesus walked on water?
not so based
/j
now pay your medicin bill*
the best sister
Reminds me of my brother and I threatening each other with our toy lightsabers until one did something like this.
Militaries don't make their own cars lol we use Land Rover Defender, Toyota Hilux, Volkswagen Transporter, Mercedez Sprinter, new Skoda Octavia, new Volvos, Mercedes Unimog, Mercedes Zetros, DAF Leyland DROPS, and a whole bunch of SCANIA and SISU...
You know what determines that it's an army vehicle during peacetime? Papers in the glovebox. 
During wartime, probably camouflage if even that. If you own an offroad car you'll probably have to give it up to the frontline and it'll get spray painted if it's the wrong color. 
crane when broke rusty pipe and dont have metal parts to repair*
I know they don't just wanted to say and I have a question THE toyota hilux THE technical?
love me some digbar to start the day
@bleak fractal look at it
@severe osprey
True
i love that in the modern day people see their kitchen burning down and think "this'll make a fire tweet"

Nah they just look like this.
But fun fact about this picture of a technical I found; it's carrying the twin Z.U. 23mm Anti-Aircraft cannon. Which is something the second battery in my regiment was training a platoon for, each batch.
This is a simulator they built out of one of those. The weapon is getting outdated but jesus is it still impressive for its price. EACH of the guns on it can fire 17 flak rounds per SECOND. It's shot in bursts and operated by some pedals and wheels together by a shooter and a sighter.
I know the polish army uses the modernised version
like it still is a very good and reliable piece of AAA
We call the ZU the 23 ItK 95 "Sergei"
I gave it a little spin once but I wouldn't want to be in those squads
They pull that shit into position on foot 
Imagine redeploying and you have to load it on a trailer and then pull it back out into another shithole in your new positions
lmao like I spoke to some soldiers about it cause they were showing things like that in schools and it takes a few seconds to get it ready to move
bro they said it makes less than half a minute to get it ready to move out
Yep
why the fuck pull that on foot doe
I know
If you're wondering why not use a vehicle it's because it either won't fit or isn't capable of going where the cannon is going
Vehicle is for transport
ok that is understandable
Combat readiness is reached when the cannon is dropped into its position and functionality checked
But they most likely fortify it later on
ok now a question can I send a shitty presentation like video of the whole song The Next Episode?
I'd like to think they dig but since they're rushing to get it operational they probably don't. So, sandbags.
@subtle needle can I?
Yea I guess
ah yes characters from a Chinese game speaking what I think is Japanese in HL2
How the yiga clan be storing their bananas
fire fr
His name is Zabloing
That's cool, I don't know what to choose to watch on Netflix so he controls me and does it for me
my average game of BTD6
This is haunting
Had me worried for a second
Stupid mf

Don't worry a good thing happens at the end
i have image perms😎
aw video cut off too early 
You got the original without the added sfx?
Nope sorry


), so we need a biden

