#💥︱dl-memes
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:hakon:
WHYYYYYY
From onizombies youtube
why must they ruin fun stuff
I found a glitch where lawan is just throwing Molotovs at you from across the map no matter where you are
Good to know that Insurgency bots with Laser guided molotovs are invading other games
What?
Also I can’t seem to make it night and the cycle is broken at sunset?
I keep hearing the whistles but the sun won’t go down, been waiting for a while
Just restart the game
It helped me when i had that bug
i've tried multiple times
it almost erased my save, then i reset again and it was back and still locked at sunset
Well, just enjoy the view while you can
@high abyss @sullen light this is meme chat
yo wtf is with hakon
meh, after update finally found a composite bow in the store, 286 damage, kills averything under lvl8 in one shot
:gangsta:
:hakon:
DL theorists when they claim Crane is the Night Hunter
If it hadn't been for cotton eye joe
I'd be married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go
Where did come from cotton eye joe
"Que the best music you've heard"
:hakon:
When you are in a chase but you have to take a piss
UV toilet?🤨
I don't understand why you'd put uv light IN the toilet and not outside of the toilet lmfao
true because when you take a shit it will cover th UV
what if a zombie is in the toilet?
Kindly ask the zombie if you can be excused for a moment and put the zombie back in the toilet when you're finished?
ok, thanks for the info, ill make sure to do that next time i see a zombie in the toilet
Yeah bro all good just make sure you don't do it on a Tuesday
thanks
natural seat warmer for the infected
:hakon:
Chłop co ma zamontowane światło Uv w kiblu
Who is hakon
@sullen light you want me to chop off yo balls?
:hakon:
I KEEP KILLING THE VNC REPORTER GUY AND HE KEEPS COMING BACK!!!
HOW DO I PERMANENTLY GET RID OF HIM
Uninstall the game
My first made meme i hope that it's good
Me no like game
Me found my arab name in a character
Me like game
- the ape brain of alexios monary spotter IIV
Depends
If you like KFC. And no, not Kentucky Fried Chicken
It worked, thanks kind survivor
I’m friend sent me this and it’s pretty funny
I mase something and i forgot i cant post it
I made a DLTF meme, and I can't send it
The new ragdolls are whacky, but I love them
why can't i send videos to this channel bruh
Cause you don't have perms yet. Reach citizen role and you will
how can i reach it?
Just by being active and talking in channels
i am doing it constantly lol
also i have 150 hours in game
you can also check your level in #🤖︱bot-commands by typing /biomarker
Discord and in game hours are different
my friend made this
Looking for a Ping?
Detected Ghostping of @bitter hound by @hollow heath
“We’re blasting off agaaaaaaaaain!”
yes
cant even spell korek charm right
that's to show they don't even need that crap 😛
eh
I mean even when I had it I wouldn’t really use it
Yes
I still don't know what the charms do
The charm made it were it repairs your weapon but in the new update you have to have 666 scraps to make it
/give-me-role-so-i-can-post-smth
No
Funny
The man is a legend, but you mean to tell me people don’t pick up wooden table legs to finish the fight?
Where do u post edits, and all that?
does this change lore???
Don’t go there for the love of god don’t
why?
i use it on one weapons because i don't want to lose (i freaking love hussar)
Funny meme
Bruh that just sounds like a game of thrones character
“This edible ain’t shi-“
I didn’t even knew it had the durability mechanic so I would never use it like my other charms
when you level up by talking more
Replace dark machete with korek 2.0 machete
Replace Korek machete with a lead pipe like a man
Im yoinking this
@everyone
Hey y'all...so I'm thinking about starting bodybuilding and I'm actually worried if people around me who say it'll stunt my height growth are actually right...u guys think I should do it?
1 #⭐︱general
2 dont ping everyone. if that worked u would have been murdered
Perish
Bruh why tho🗿
What? Perry the platypus?
Die
Who
u
Die no
Imagine using everyone tag in official server 
Imagine
Im just letting y'all know I'm talking to @everyone
!warn @mental fog Off topic, attempting to ping everyone
Reason: Off topic, attempting to ping everyone
well that was fast
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dying light 2 night hunter!1111!1! (real) (at 3 am)
Looking for a Ping?
Detected Ghostping of @olive sorrel by @wet hollow
Cmoooon dude, i just got the citizen role don't do that shit to me
Shout-out to all legend level 5 people
Amongus
Lol
:hakon:
:gangsta:
Yes
wasn't korek machete 2.0 a skin in unturned?
What
He told "hakon boss"
Oh okay thanks
Eggzgi
:hakon:
H
Bruh
This pic has the same energy as "and knuckles mode" for sonic mania
if i be active in channels i will get a role right?
I honestly don't fucken know, man. You just have to "find a bunch of volatiles and start a pursuit" to gain XP
:hakon:
the Last Hope in the photo should have been edited to say: Hakon
Prawda
:hakon:
🗿
What the teacher taught you vs the things you need to know on the test
I can count the pixels
Man is playing on windows 2000
Can a mod turn off bot commands here? Im so tired of seeing the Hakon thing because I always see like 3 or 4 before I get to an actual meme
:hakon:
:hakon:
:hakon:
:hakon:
:gangsta:
are you on team :hakon: or team :gangsta:
🇦for Hakon
🇧for gangsta
I’m not saying you should mass copy and paste the hakon commands into one message… buuut you can if you want to
Hakon szef 😎
This half assed hubbie just copied my meme, I wanna break his two legs.
I didn't know that was your meme.
:hakon:
:gangsta:\
ok
😭
What even is it
:hakon:
Lmao what
!warn @sour monolith Misusing bot commands, spam.
Reason: Misusing bot commands, spam.
This channel has been 99% spam of the same commands
Thank you
Okay i’ll be nice 😅
i learned how to do green screen things and i think it worked but idk why theres a border over it
looks cool
The stronger the effect the more of similar color it will take away. The shade always changes near the border so to cut it perfectly adjust the filter/fx to be more intense
oh ok
Dying Light OST - Escape should have played when you got a level 4 pursuit level in DL2. change my mind
i cant
that shit was intense bro
Where'd you find that axe?
Been looking for one for about a week now
Mutated goon
Holy fuck I learned it to and its perfect

It’s stuck on one picture for me
same for me
Mod standoff!?!?



Ah yes, a DL1 ending with music over it
"ending"
hold up ima make it better
or atleast trty
Miniom plays DL2
literally
Do you guys like my memes
ye
i made another meme
it isnt very funny but i felt motivated to make it for some reason
Thank goodness I wore Green on St Patrick’s Day
Hilarious, my school is still running around and hitting each other. Kinda annoying
chromatic back at it again with the fire memes 
:gangsta:
Me and my homie waltz chilling in central loop bout to head to the club 🗣️ 💯🥶
Have fun
Spiderman in dying light confirmed⁉️⁉️⁉️(real) (not clickbait) (true)
yoo lmao did you try to recreate the e3 outfit?
True
:hakon:
pee niss
Yo Mr white Im on Chase Level 4 Dies
Dying light lore!?!?!?!?!?!

Dying Light 2 DLC: Aiden Meets Walter White and they make meth, Gus is a sentient Volatile and Freddy Fazbear smokes weed
i think they can actually make it as a choosable thing, like if you denied to blow Harran up in the Following, there is a chance that you can see him or smth
volatile ending is the cannon ending
||doesnt matter hes dead ether way||
Does anyone have the "Volatile owner tears into customer and consumes him" meme I can't find it 
Nvm I found it
send it to me now
this is more like what kind of pictures you have on the test
Lmfao
Yes
:hakon:
Im so proud of this dumb shit I made
Ver.2 (Even worse)
Bruh True 😭


dying light breaking bad crossover when
Perfect landing
GOD i love this sound
:hakon:
🤣🤣
Another one
Me listening to Strife ost:
I mean... It's just 3 months left
When you unlock a trap from Peacekeeprs reward
Yes
That goes hard
is a good trait to be proud of things, very positive and human, encourages a state of self love.
don't hate what you create
unless its a child
then you can very much hate it, but only for a good reason
oof
like forbidden fruit
Gunin's a good job, mate. A challenging work, outdoors. A garantee you won't go hungry.
cuz at the end of the day, long as there are two people left on the planet someone is gonna want someone dead
Reason: Bad word usage
Yay
Who knows how to mod games? I now want to replace 95% of Dying Light 2 with TF2 memes
Molotov should be Sniper's Jarate.
Aka bottle of piss
Reasons............
Jj
:hakon:
:hakon:
:hakon:
:hakon:
:hakon:
Have P36-A
Yeah same tbh
Yep, me rn
We also asked people not to spam it or we'll warn people otherwise
So since these 4 people ignored it they're gonna get warns
!warn @static raven Spam
Reason: Spam
!warn @shy cloud Spam
Reason: Spam
!warn @waxen minnow Spam
Reason: Spam
Now this is funny
!warn @sullen light Spam
Reason: Spam
True…
!warn @crisp crescent Spam
Reason: Spam
I only said it once out of curiosity
Me to
Plus it was my first time doing something in this server
So how is it spam if a person does it and it’s a chain reaction
I guess it’s full of the same thing
Howlers are snitches
You know what they say about snitches
“The world is a cruel unjust place. There is no Harmony in the universe. The only constant is suffering…”
15mins later
“OMG VOLATILE HIIIII!!!!~”
Is there even a difference between the 2 meds?
Military medkits heal more
Same message so its spam
huh
And as the saying goes snitches get no bitches and gets stitches
DL1 had no NG+ and people asked for it and then it was added
So you can ask them about it ez

lmao the fuckin yakuza music
i was just thinking, like i got warned for it (wich was fair) so i was like huh

who is hakon
Hakon deez nuts
This whore does not belong
What does this have to do with dying light
snitches get dropkicked twice
Viraaaaaaalllsss, the human is making fun of meeeeee!!!!
:hakon:
Clearly. Hakon is the next favorite character in Dying Light 2 besides Aiden
Facts. Last snitch got dropkicked IRL😂😂

What app did you use
CapCut
What's the effect name
Zoom 3D Pro
K thanks 👍
How to get image perms here
Talk a bit
Yeah, military heals 150. Normal does 100
YO ITS THE REAL HALF ASSED HUBBIE
I played hard when I first got the game when it came out and still am and I beat the game yesterday
Yes it is
Alright so
As a person who has accidentally dropkicked a door open by slipping on a jacket, I can approve that it feels just as good as it is in dying light 2
:hakon:
we won Mr stark
:hakon:
God fucking dammit
Is this the new commercial of goldfish snacks?
Nyeheheh
inhibitor container nearby
When there's no milk for your cereal
When i se someone poring milk before cerial
It makes sense if you want them to stay crunchy longer i suppose, but yeah it seems wrong
:hakon:
What is the song name?
:hakon:
@whole ibex @sullen light We've already asked people to stop spamming the same command here
Last time
This is the first time I've done it. It's not a big deal, I won't do it again but there is no need to speak in this tone :)
i'm resisting my urge to not use the command
#🤖︱bot-commands
It's why I simply asked
It's good I understood, I have to repeat it 100 times Aussie? 
sorry
:crane:
remove the bot perms on this channel
why you would even type the command in this channel in the first place doesnt make any sense
their goals are beyond our understanding
The joy of parkour
I have finally obtained images perms
I already asked Mmesek, it's not possible

Because I saw someone do it and I wanted to try it because I'm curious too. But I understand now that this channel is not dedicated to that. End of story
you're curious? about seeung the same image?
:hakon:
M8 no
Only timed him out even if he asked for ban
I am a witness
Wtf dude you're weird xD
basic logic
Discord moment
Aiden climbing but automatic climb is on so he accidentally fucking climbs on a invisible wall and falls to his demise
you sure are did well
facts
big brain
Ight king
Imma get the other version
Cause I’m proud of this dumb shit I made dead ass lmao
i think the original line from the pit would be better
I’m not gonna bother extracting audio files
or maybe, just maybe i do supposed to catch some cringe from that voice idk
It’s supposed to be cringe bruh that why I made it, it’s supposed to be satire 😭
I had to bring out my cringest voice just for the joke
then no questions asked
you have done it well
Thank u thank u 🙏
Spends the majority of the night slaughtering volatiles with my bare hands, as legend level 250
agreed
Lmao
What did you get as an infected?
It’s quite good actually
Mfer thought he stole my meme without notice

When mama isn’t happy no one is
so sad there is no gazi having glowing eyes like crane does 
Only in your hopes and dreams

i mean, what's scarier? a bunch of some virals or an actual monster that you just saw eat someone and then jumpscare you?
Is that even a question
he wasn't too bad, although i don't like that he was trying to beat me with silenced shots non-stop
Alright, so. I was trying to kill a legendary goon during the night. There were spears, electrical boxes, and an electric fence. I hit the goon with all my spears, then I try to get it with the electric fence, but I missed. Then I tried to get it with the electric boxes, then it came up behind me and said “Watch yo tone motherfucker” and hit me back to the electric box, killing me
The goon really used an uno reverse card on you
I'd like to be scared once on Dying Light 2
Best way to get scared in Dying Light is go to the Dying Light 1
i got scared alot in dying light 2 more than fucking dl1
I'm pretty sure that first night chase in DL1 is better, because volatile eats a corpse, jumpscares you through the fence and then you need to run
While in DL2 some screamer bitch screams at you and atracts not volatiles, but simple virals
my all scares were beacuse of swamp virals and volatiles that fucking appear of nowhere and some virals
Sure it is pretty scary, but i will say no to that
and swamp virals scare the fuck out of me it felt like i played stalker
Swamp virals?
(drowners)
They disappointed
Swamp Fever in L4D2 seems more scary
When dl2 pvp
The first Volatile chase in DL2 in the hospital was pretty neat
"If mama ain't happy, nobody's happy"
It feels like a wrestling match against the whole city!
If you're doing a weapon-less playthrough that is
I meant first ever night chase in DL2
Although, sure, hospital run is pretty scary, but i would rather say that because of the stealth and "you're about to turn" moment
Femboy crane



Slowly edits a skirt on crane
that's a war crime
i will not let you do this
That I will be the first to commit
not only it's cursed, it's also really weird to see Crane in a skirt
I’ll get the ears too
kind of reminds of how Aiden doesn't wears any underwear
Chaos is the only order

Reports dont rlly do anything
Mass reporting does
I know
lol
Prolly how I got banned before
"The air is getting colder around you"
You mixed up game quotes buddy
Well done
i wish i never got it
I got tic tac, climbed up the loft and it launched me off the fucking building
yea its only when you are being chased by infected
I’m halfway done
Oh god no

FEMBOY CRANE!
Les go
lol

Imagine in the new dlc aiden is about to get punched and he pulls the "No u" punch on the guy that's about to punch him
mp3 file or actual in-game file
there is no in-game file, song was only used in the trailer
you checked the mp3 file your self?
he told to send a video
oh, because i have checked the mp3 files for every sound, and found run boy run
in-game?
not really in game, more all sounds i found, better get out of here b4 we get in trouble
aight
Da craney
Da kyly
ILOVEFETCHQUESTSILOVEFETCHQUESTSILOVEFETCHQUEST
The Following:
Da cranium
The following only has like 2 fetch quests, and they both have another objective involved with it. The closest thing to a fetch quest other than that are the missing person IDs but those only give exp, not even completion
Perfect
"Outta my way"
Keep my arm out your fucking mouth
:gangsta:
Lets goooo aiden
yes
the bot thought about responding lol
:gangsta:
Hakon has them bitches
POV: they're dumb bitches
Nah stop where are the good memes
^^
I want to see memes instead of people spamming the same command over and over again
TRUE
The bot should be disabled for this channel or something
They couldn’t do it sadly
They said something about it before and i believe they said they already tried not for sure tho
It can either be disabled globally or not
We're probably gonna make it so the bot auto deletes any messages that don't have a link or image with them tho
To keep this place clean
This place Will be a ghost town
Everyone ran out of dying light memes so they started relying on hakon commands for funny
it's too bizzare to see
Finally something original
i remember that quest
I liked those preschool side quests
yes
i like the teddy bear
the pink one
Oh, that teddy bear 
hey can anyone help w a drop of mats and stuff on dying light 1?
This channel is best #🎮︱lfg-dl1
thx
How to win every fight in Dying Light:
W+shift/L3, space/R1, Q/L1.
Would just delete it
Dying light is so fun. I wish Turkey was real
WHY GOD WHY
@fleet pasture
Aiden = wallmart crane 
aiden virgin super human vs omega chad Crane 
Literally pure testosterone and muscles no genetically modified/science experiment bullshit
the entire base of dl2 is touching grass ngl
Meanwhile Aiden, with a mentioned girlfriend and Crane, without any type of mentioned relations
Mfer grinding that tower
Yup, and now I don’t need heals for the rest of the game
but are they full lvl?
Where do you grind
The basement of the VNC tower and joining random x-13 missions
But the VNC tower primary, about every 20 minutes go to the basement and go back to the power room through the water. You know the boxes refreshed when the tools that you collect in the water filled area are there again
There is a doom/Zelda/Star Wars ee down there too! Check it out
Yes I can be a 1 health and it will take under 2 seconds to heal me to full. And my inhibitor health level is like 13
Stamina is higher cause, stamina>health
What platform do you play on
Xbox
I will give you some when I get on later, my tag is in my profile
K
Do you happen to have a level 9 weapon that is untouched with mods that I can have?
Possibly
Bruh this is for memes
If you didn’t know that entire conversation started cause I said I had tons of medkits…
True
yes
I gave the local crackhead some rocksalt and he turned into a viral
agreed
I know and that doesnt change the the fact that this is for memes
Gauze + whiskey = can heal bullet wounds and fractures

"Crane we live in a society where femboys are considered gay."

"Crane, would you kindly tell me why eating drywalls at home depot is wrong?"

"Crane, i cant shit no more crane it just wont come out when i go to the toilet crane"
"Crane, you have uno crane. It comes free with your xbox crane."
The elden ring Easter egg
Secret gazi boss fight
Beat him and you get to learn all of his knowledge and your intellect level will level up by 20

"CRANE ITS KARIM I HAVE BEEN COMPRESSED INTO A 144P DISCORD EMOTE HELP ME CRANE HELP ME"
Seriously this thing looks like karim on crack
Just that one video where that one guy is walking into a restaurant shirtless and slamming the door open
Fr

"You do not understand crane, playing genshin impact doesnt mean i have 1TB of loli hent-"
"Ah, there you are, Rais said you'd be coming by. I'm Karim. You'll need to get to Zere's trailer and steal the hard drive with folder Homework in it. After that, Rais will consider giving your people antizin."
-contacting the GRE-
GRE: so? Get the file for him.
Crane: wh- what- what the FUCK kind of humanitarian outfit are you? Im not a fucking-pervert

“Crane, help me collect me debt from stealing from people and we will call it a protection fund.”
as grunke Stan says "everything's legal, as long as there's no cops around"
"Crane, I've been playing this game where you play as space people in suits, and one of them is a murderer"

"Crane, do you see a small vent on the roof? You need to vent, Crane. Ik it will be hard for you, to be sus, but you need to prove yourself worthy."
has anyone seen the hakon rick roll on the server icon??
is there something bad about it? Hakon Astley is king
yes it is bad because it is racist
Racist?
of course
I think your racist
Nah
oof, we got unculter boi around here
-How is it racist?
It's literally the best thing the human race could ever see
Ok karen
my name is joe

What's your last name?
We will call you Karen for now
Btw where qre qll the memes
I got some
No Friday memes
today is sad day - today is not wednsday
your services, your loyalty*
Raiz="are you a man or a dog?"
Crane="im a horse mf "
idk why it's funny, but that got me so off guard
You know why 
i already said "idk why"
Ops wrong pepe
fuck i hate when i get to an npc saying to him stuff like wasup man how you bean, and then some virals cuts him off right after he started
BRO THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO
I ran into that guy who needed to get his passport
And other stuff I ran into him when night time was just coming in
i've got some guy who was just sitting there, willing to tell his sad story that i wanted to listen to, and then viral climbs in, and then this guy pulls out his... air and starts to defend himself
Sad :(
he was sitting without the weapon, so he used only logical thing is to hold air like you hold a pipe
The only man I know who loves air is gas mask man
he do be loving it doe
Imagine your playing DyingLight 2 then you run Into senator Armstrong
as a PK
I really hope there's a better version of this with kyle
Or rais
Wait rais is more fitting
NO LOYALTY?
Reason: Mass mention
Looking for a Ping?
Detected Ghostping of @foggy cove by @somber solar
oof, so unfair
YO SPACE COCK IS A BOT
i just got rick rolled by dl2XD\
you mean, Hakon rolled?
Dude the hakon rickroll is great, thanks techland
The amazing world of cumballs

What does mass mentioned mean?
@coral yoke multiple people or a role
It means you pinged same person a lot
Can I be banned
🤨
Depends on what you did
Absolutely nothing
@foggy cove good evening
sup
Can I be banned yet
Why do you want to be banned
Because why not
If you don't want to be here just leave.
Is there anyway to get perma banned without breaking any rules
Maybe
How
I ain't telling you
Why not
Because I say so
But like it’s funny to get banned
How? Being able to brag about it?
I just like getting banned for some weird reason I hate Leaving severs but love getting banned
Yeah okay, you do you
Yeah I have been trying to get banned
If you want to get banned just ask a mod
How
Idk, maybe a mod is in chat and then you can ask, but let this be a meme channel. Not general channel
I will be back tomorrow to try again
what’s this?
Hover over the server icon
DONT
Crane: i recieve bolter tissues and one of your hands, you recieve a knife to the jugular 
Hakon hastly
I genuinely laughed when rais yelled CRRRRAAAAAAAAAENE
Goofy as fuck
Hold the dying light 2 server icon, you have been warned lol…
LMAOO
I like it
Thanks techland I have to try it
Had this one time worst stomach pains ever
Ironicaly, it's one of the best meals in Don't Starve
sometimes he just does strong kick that stuns, and other times he goes full karate john wick style
lol
if a girl didn't understood that line, then you can tell that she defenetely never played DL
True tho
if she did understood it however, that doesn't always means she played DL
But if she says she’s gonna commit a death wish, you can tell she’s finna pull a Rahim
female Rahim 
Day 2 trying to get banned
What's the reason my guy?
there are pros and cons
Well
I just honestly prefer it I mean weapons and gameplay throughout in dl1 I prefer but zombies and parkour I prefer in dl2
Idk a
The main thing that still keeps me in DL1 is unability to buy DL2 fun gameplay
why the fuck wasn’t this included in the collectors edition??? imagine this is sold in stores and ”techland” appears
"Never ask a woman.. her AGE."
"Never ask a man.. his SALARY."
"Never ask a Dying Light fan.. the canonical ending to Dying Light: The Following."
Lemme guess, Thaila
Because it potentialy could spoil before it would arrive
Perfect timing
me omw to draw crane as some giga Chad
YOU ARE GA-
The game over screen when Kyles eardrums explode
But, but the proper term is climb up. Ok 😔

"Rahim, end communication with the British. I will not tolerate you drinking green tea on the job."
"fuck you rise, you have carrim to do that."
Gonna send this to a chick rn with 0 context and they do not play DL games
so, how'd it went?
Haven't yet 💀
Prolly won't it ain't even a good one

"girl you a ledge? Cause you make me wanna cat grab and muscle up into that bosom"
i am expecting the joke
It should be you never qsk dl fan if crane is the nh 
that's not really proof
Proof kyle crane isnt the night hunter: you hear kyle's voice while the night hunter is attacking
So, to people who think kyle is the night hunter: You should stop investing your points into skills and start investing them into some bitches

Every time i open a door in dying Light
There's literally always a bomber inside
Every dying light player has PTSD from doors ever since bomber got introduced
L4D players be like: we got a boomer
facts
https://youtu.be/jgpJVI3tDbY 28:33 Olivier Deriviere exposed
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One of the old town save houses will spawn a bomber after you supposedly cleared out the flat, effectively jumpscaring the player + half of your health is gone and virals are outside
i just cleared that one a minute ago
Bomberrolled

"Crane, take this cable and plug it in into the towers wifi, I need wifi to get the fortnite battlepass,"
I want someone to voice over these lines, it would be pure gold
i mean, i could, but i doubt you would need rais being voiced by a russian

"Crane go climb some antenna towers you monkey brute, my warzone is lagging and its dropping my KDs, do this and i will reward you with a 60$ xbox giftcard"
(what's your favorite tool to use at night?
https://c.tenor.com/504xi6s-JH4AAAAM/anchorman-steve-carell.gif
Day 2 of trying to get banned
day 3 maybe?
Hopefully
that and that one wardrobe in old town 
Good luck then , its hard to get banned for no reason on this server
one word makes his chances getting banned easier
He wants to get banned without breaking any rules
Not possible
We know that lol. But he's trying
Colombia
I have proof he isnt, because AUSSIE said he is the night hunter

Idk who Aussie is

aussiegg 
Not me
Crane night hunter
Makes sense + is cooler
If he was gonna be a sentient volatile he should have gone through the same process as the guy in the pit in the following that was turning into one.
Not climb out tunnel and go SCRCEAKAARRRR
Crane night hunter. Discussion over. I have spoken.
wtf I thought you were the NH. why you lie to me 
He is we just don’t know
ingame location?
i have 91h and that’s literally just my recent ng+
last time i checked before my first ng+ it was 97
Idk hope this helps
I've found it by accident even on the second playthrough
No, Crane is Crane that builders use in order to build stuff
that is the definition of a crane
Ofc, and people say its night hunter, pfft
you think it's a "night hunter"
we think it's a piece of construction equipment
we are not the same

Aiden: "Are you kidding me? This is crap"
genius
What actually is this "rooms" called
I’m going to slather you in BBQ sauce and lock you in a room with Nikavo Avocado
Oh! god, now there a image
Wait what if that's the hint of the next content?
Volatiles roaming around at daytime?
Volatiles start punching armstrong like Raiden
So I forgot to mention last night but day 3 trying to get banned
turkey in asia, beautiful intelligence.
middle east is in asia
Europe: 
Europe and asia, turkey is in between two continents
"Turkey is in the middle east but is NOT a middle eastern country" i win

Only like 3% of turkey is in europe
soo i dont consider it a european country

"Crane, I need you to do me a favor"

"I need you to go to the post office and pick up my miku nakano figure"
Looking for a Ping?
Detected Ghostping of @torpid magnet by @craggy moon
The To
Wow
Makes a loud noise
“Fetch me their souls!”


Rattle em bois
The sound effect from Call of Duty Zombies.
Nacht to Die Rise
When you have beaten the first Moderator by arguing with him
the admin arives
"fetch me their Souls"
uncy when off topic

"No antizen + no bitches + GRE monkey + you're about to turn + broken weapons + no order + 10000- survivor points + QTE bossfight"
500 points to buy
Day 4 trying to get banned
Day 4 of you capping
Oof
Day 4 of you talking bullshit
When you are lvl 249 but need one more so you need to grind more stuffed turtle









