#💬︱dying-light-2
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No police zombies?
It's a videogame, not a copy of a reality.
oi techland devs if theres any here, play city skylines, figure out how cities work and implement that into your next game
braindead consoomer mentality
more like down to earth chill guy who isnt over dramatic.

Ngl I don’t play dl1 much so I honestly don’t know; so no bias here (except dl1 is only OKAY)
as people have said
dl1 is a zombie game with parkour
dl2 is a parkour game with zombies
ill live by this
the difference is DL1's map is a lot tighter overall. less open space so every area was more unique despite using copied assets
I agree
tho the combat in 2 is better than 1's at this point imo
ehhh
What kind of argument is this? Using your logic Devs should also take lessons on how human body works because Aiden shouldn't be able to jump across the map at superhuman speed.
No update?
this is a game that wants to present itself as a grounded and human story, set 30 years after the apocylpse
we're meant to be immersed, we're meant to be grounded
but the absolute LACK of realism in 70% of this game kills any sense of that, because anyone can walk around and see "damn this city does not make any sense at all lmao"2
am 50/50 on the combat
In dl1 you could see shops, houses, police stations, post offices, schools, warehouses, restaurants and more. In dl2 you can see skyscrapers or old villedor buildings and not much else
Stay Human 
There were police stations where?
DL2 has parking garages, cafes, apartments, offices, housing, hospitals, tunnels, and military outposts, and radio stations.
dl2 combat is prob better than dl1
but dl1 combat just has something in it that makes me satisfied
zombie physics
Im sure that there’s more buildings in dl2 but i was just playing it and i literally dont remember much else
DL1 riders in chat, beware!! 
theres more buildings, but less unique ones
techland had to go through 6 years of develpoment hell to get dying light 2 out, the devs have true passion for the game other wise they would of fucked of after launch, they have done so many content and community updates already, they where in a rushed release state becuase there orignal game idea was scrapped and had to be done from the ground up, cut them some slack they are constantly working on improving the game, they had to deal with the avellone situation wich basically removed the entire storyline of the game and a bunch of other things
calling out a games issues doesn't make you a dick rider
people say this shit because we want the game to be great
it has flaws dosnt mean they wont fix it
Dl2 better
Dl2 better
to be great, it has to fix its flaws
Offices and apartments are both skyscrapers, and i forgot about the military outposts, where can you find cafes i want to see one
Lmao ain't no way you said that, your whole argument was around " dl1 has this but dl2 doesn't" get outta here
They will probably come into the office and celebrate today.
Theres one next the vnc tower
I cant tell you the location besides the one that you can raid but there are a few
i brought up DL1 in comparison because its from the same company
Thanks i will look for that
thats a very fair comparrison
You are loyal to your name
they dont stand out as much because in
DL1 - every building is singular. 1 school 1 warehouse. etc. small map.
DL2 - map is much bigger so despite there being a LOT of building types they all feel samey when exploring due to there being multiples of all of them.
DL2 has many buildings that are unique many uniquely model houses and apartments etc, but they all are summed up as the same thing when they arent. I can think of like 20 uniquely modeled exteriors and interiors for just basic homes in DL2.
See?
But the buildings aren’t diverse enough for me to really consider them as something else, there are like 5 different skyscrapers that i can picture in my head
Dl1 is better
When the E3 animations
when e3 map
Sunday is usually a day off work in poland. Like most stores are always closed on sunday and the only one that i know is always open is Żabka which is like a mini gas station but without the gas
DL2 art direction sucks, but there is no rolling back that
E3 wasn't even a full game , just a pre rendered gameplay
not to mention scattered cafes parking garages, alleyways, poolhouses, unique body piles, various military stations, darkzone stores which have a decent variety, radio stations, bandit camps etc.
Of course it looked better
I don’t hate dl2, it’s one of my most played games i love both dl games but dl2 has sooooo many flaws
Absolutely i say this a lot, the zombie models are also so bad compared to the first game
they look kinda 2d ish
Yeah fr
For somewhere like old villedor I wish there were more different/set areas, like the entirety of villedor is just houses or shop with house on top, it would be better to have more AREAS like this part of the map has the school and playground over here has the police station, this is a shopping district and then filling in all these unique areas is just the house copy paste
it doesnt have fire station tho
They gotta do something about the zombie models
but anyways if u want a zombie game that has parkour then play dl1
if u want a parkour game that has zombies then play dl2
Atleast add some more face models
Seriously that would be awesome
idk how to explain it but they dont look as real as dl1 still i do like the design
parkour > zombies imo
each to their own imo
I don't like the colors of the buildings why are they so bright and red? And orange
I am gonna say it , I am gonna say it. I ENJOY both dl1 &dl2 and I am not a butthurt complaining all the time. 
dont give us a school and guns bro
Are you from Poland ?
this
Having orange in a building or red such
Hunting season
Yes.
ill be honest both games are fun in their own ways
very much so
Nice! That’s awesome!
i find DL2 way more replayable
I think techland could maybe change the models to look more realistic, like the textures and stuff. If they can that would be great because zombies look so ugly
its just the physics 😭
i mean zombies arent exactly models

ngl i feel like dl2 could be fun if the entire roadmap was in the game rn
DL2 zombies are realistic wym
no its not
Not sure what to call them I don’t develop games
Like dl2 can be better than dl1, and if they keep going at this pace it will be, all dl2 needs to do is fix what's wrong with it, and it will be a worthy sequal
zombies barely walk off the edge half of the time and just float there
the zombies are literally based off of real skin diseases so im not sure how its unrealistic
The textures are kinda cartoony they look more stylised than down to earth like the original
oh u meant the texture
fix co-op add a new area that is unique and fun to play in (like the following did in DL1)
that is all they need to do to make the game shine
i thought u meant the ai
i hate how this game sets up elyseum as a huge mystery, when it'll probably never be used
nah the AI is dogshit
If you go into dl1 at night and shine a light on a zombie it’s skin will be reflective and it will look pretty realistic, try that in dl2 and the zombies will just be brighter
Definitely
ikr
imo i feel like the just gotta add re playablility
Yeah
Okay the zombie skin being paper is bad but FUCK REFLECTIONS IN THIS GAME, THEY’RE EVERYWHERE and everything looks glossy
vnc tower will be one of them sure
Idk why they're making co-op missions for a coop that hardly works, maybe they're fixing it with the update aswell?
Maybe they'll use it for dlc 3
the co-op being janked is probably the worst thing in the game atm, which if fixed and improved would add a lot for many players and the community, add ontop of that a new map to play in and they would be golden.
Youre right there are so many reflections 💀
also they gotta add new weapons imo (guns yeah but id love to see other types)
the aniversary update will probs 100% have co-op fixes
Also the physics in dl2 are horrible
cus they would not releaase missions knowing the issues right?...
all in all if they keep improving dl2, imo it will defo be better than dl1
True prob cus of the tower raid coming
Speaking of which, is it coming today or later
Whered u get the map
Why is WOOD reflective in this game, why are CARPETS, the roughest texture there could be, REFLECTIVE
no clue
prob next week
could be today
theres like 0 news
single shot crossbow and improved bow and crossbow animations
i would love
Lmao fr they need to tone down the reflectiveness
My biggest thing is the melee animations, I fucking hate all of them they're all so shit, most weapons aiden barely swings he just bring it a little to the right then moves it to the left and calls it a swing, 1 hand axe for example. Fucking. Atrocious.
Smektala has already confirmed that Elyseum will never return completely but only some parts (for example the carnage hall of Bloody Ties)
tbh they need alot more crossbolt variations
Bow animations are pretty good but crossbow is a little weird
single shot crossbow, crossbow pistol (as shown in trailer)
my map folder
actually no
i got all these from the game files
they gotta re add scropio soon
Is anything happening today
prob not
the bow animations can be buggy with sprinting and vaulting, as well as a floating arrow sometimes when reloading both with bows and crossbow bolts.
😦
coming this update
Weekend ending
it was in the trailer lmao?
I have the scorpio that a modder gave me im really curious to see what happens when Scorpio is added back to the game
According to Techland work environment reviews they have a weird material (very basically the thing that controls roughness, speculars, emissive and such) system
Tomorrow or 6th
No 2nd aniversary update?
The cycle begins again
prob becomes a real weapon
Thats fair I usually only have my fists out when i do parkour
Nice, gonna go back to sleep then
like offical yknow
Not today
😦
Me too
How are you sure?
At night usually i start the chase and run up into the forest above the Shen Xiu agent. it is fun.
It depends on if they add a whole new weapon to the game or just fix it
Not a fan of a late anniversary
Looks like they dont care
You’re joking right
i mean def not today
It appears that way
yeah im joking xD
I think its still the 3rd in some places
Sunday is a day off work
Today very few people work in techland so unless the update is ready they won't release it, I'm pretty sure the 6th is Tuesday and techland stops on Tuesday or Thursday
BRO
Tbh I prefer a finished and polished product than a half baked one.
in poland its 10am on a sunday
probably they will release update tomorrow
Ill be annoyed if it updates on a weekday
Exactly, best day for an event
Nah the game released at like 6 pm cet 2 years ago maybe they will update at that time
is it just me or does the old volatiles sound terrifying
i mean it came out at 12pm for me today so
listen to it its fucking scary as fuck
less than 3h left to see
imagine hearing this
Old volatiles are way scarier than the new ones and nobody can tell me otherwise
5 hours
mkv dont do that
mp4 do
hold up then
Old volatiles went hard
ngl i kinda want the dl1 volatiles in dl2
Those ones are cool but i mean the regular volatiles
That one is packing
no i mean the 2020 trailer sound
I love the look of the dl1 volatiles but dl2 made them look less threatening
Iit would be awesome
dl1 volatiles are just goofy cute lil guys
it mutated and so did volatiles
tbh i want the ai from dl1 more
but they need a fucking ai update fr
It makes sense but it doesn’t look good (imo)
alright heres the sound
classic ai LMAO
the volatile sounds terrifying
The thing is i know i can deal with both volatiles easily, i have a weapon that stunlocks volatiles 9 times out of 10 in dl2 and in dl1 i have really strong swords that 3 shot them but im still nervous at night in dl1 because the volatiles are so threatening
just spank them
Thats bullying
dam where hakon
They are way too easy to kill at a high level lol
idk it was the 2020 trailer for the game
they are so less threatening in dl 2
fucking that hospital mission in that trailer is so much better
Just flash them with uv, walk around and keep attacking
i miss the old looting animation
I have more of a problem at legend 150 with virals while im farming volatile kills
I hate that fucking pounce attack
Why you did this to the volatile ? 
Yeah, i hated getting to max combat and parkour rank
oh my
update when?
I love vaulting over enemies in this game
Its so exaggerated
Oh for the love of holy Mary-
You jump 3 meters over them
can someone send me the nexus page with the e3 hud?
exaggerated swagger of a black teen
yes
@hollow bay
I love dl2 clips

The game leads to so many funny situations
“Wtf u looking at” -volatile
getting all up in their business
honestly deserved
didnt need to catch him in 4k like that
I really want to do chases in thos game but every time i outrun all the enemies in the first 2 levels
Bbro this scene was better in 2021
I even tried doing a chase super close to the ground and still outran everything at level 3
Does anyone have the dyinglight 2 volatile chef tweet
I can download it
could you send it pls
2021 actually
wait shockedhearts what are u using to record the clips?
cool
level 4 chase. literally running in a straight line on the streets.
is that new lighting....
Some info about anniversary event?
OBS
no
😦
its bullshit
i see thanks
the one thing i want back is the e3 rope jump animation
When gun update 😡😡
it looked so smooth
I wish i could get it to work like that, it looks actually fun
Game to boring need gun
Yea
get what to work like what?
no idea lol, i just play the game, never messed around with the filters
bro i legit just said we dont know.
The chase, i need it to actually follow me and soawn enemies around me
no one knows. they have only said the they are cooking
I'm too quick for the chases, even at level 4
level 4 chases dont end unless you go to a safe zone or fly so high and away from spawn points that nothing can ever spot you.
Yyouyoo
update when 
where's the update
bruh
Probably tommorw
dying update
Idk why things don’t spawn around me then, sometimes when im just killing them there will be a pause in the spawning and the fight will end i think that might be why chases end for me
when hankot bot is alive
I wonder how u arent warned yet for using this alot
thats when update
spawns have a timer.
dead light
unlesse you travel to new ones constantly.
Update when
Hakon is far too french for my liking
I thought so
Update
Hakon is the only french person i like
Cooking so many plates
Also shouldnt that be today cuz feb 4?
2nd anniv bout to be 2.2 update for gd
the update will arrive when dutch got his enough MONEY
Now that's a sentiment I can understand
taking 11 years to make it
Techland si tienen problemas decirlo no esten en silencio..
ver 1.5.0 b
techland is dutch van der linde in a nutshell
👀
waiting for this update sure makes my light die
have faith
Dying light 2nd anniversary update, releasing 2025
I cant wait for the update.
2035*
Theyre gonna wait until the in game date and real life date are the same
they need more money
But it's true
Well guys without textures E3
I think that’s like 2049?
game crashed
Lol AFTER dlc
Maybe thats the update coming in
I'll have died of old age before the dlc comes out
Dont
'I've been waiting... For so many years... I will finally play this game, ignore the volatiles outside the window. They're just curious'
i hope
Dyim lait
Ill be a zombie by the time guns are added to dl2
What if it's the tolga and fatin event with this anniversary
Guys dont be so hyped cause the update is lame
i’ll have mutated into a volatile by the time the update comes out
l wish
There's was an event last year for the anniversary right? How long did it last?
yes they’re likely coming
Not if guns are added
Wym?
How many people simply don't care about guns? I don't mind either way
I'm tired of justifying this game to my friends that it's not really boring. So any update is a reason to come back
I want to remove these damn trees
I actually believed that Miria
they are off topic and generally devour fps
I'm so surprised there was like zero to no leaks about this update it's either that there's no update or they trying to hide it
Bro u need oxygen
How much 
Well, not all of them
))))
U can lol?
It's already in game
I personally didn’t think guns should be added to the game and i still wouldn’t have minded if theye weren’t, but now that they were announced i want to use them
Don’t they have that??
$oon
THEY DO?
It was the gore update I think last year
YES???
Of course
So no event?
SOOOO YOUR GOING CRAZY??
We need a tuxedo aiden or something
i dont see it in keybinds
UPDATE
Yeah but they don’t tell you that you can use it nor is there a skill for it
the look back button?
I don't remember the rewards for the event and yes event that is the event I think it was like kill 300 zombies or something like that
Ohhhh moderators
yes
Hell yeah
I’m not on pc but console can soooo
Its triangle on ps, y on xbox
the fucking size of the files I deleted
Ah..
go fuck yourself
been sense launch guess it be hard to miss it tell u during a middle of chase
The button to switch directions mid air should be it
What update
Hold that button while running
What if update isnt today since its 2 year anniversary?
who knew that texture files would weigh so much
AH OFC ITS CAPS LOCK
iphonesosat has been warned. || Rule 8, misinformation
😦
i put it as buttom side mouse button
out of all button why caps
What's going on
Oh shit man i remember you from a year or so ago! How you doing?
Idk bro i think they re kiddin
I only have up to mouse 5 and ppl call me a sweat, you here with mouse 6 lmao
Usually
helps to put it on side mouse button to get air stall spins
okay tbh this one is more bad than dl1
True
i kinda want the one where u can look back while running forwards

i put reverse on mouse 4 myself
i'm wait
Prank him john
its the same button to lok back while running forward
Bro wants to unlock Double warn achievement
Hii ShockedHearts!! How are you?
chillin chillin
What happened? Misinformation?
These event rewards better top these last year even rewards
and then Timon says that he has a bad Internet connection of 10 MB
I felt that. I downloaded it with 200-400Kbps at the beginning. It was a pain
That mask looks goofy as hell
true but still cool
Has anyone downloaded the update yet?
The night hunter mask is better ngl
The update is out?
Ayo?! I got 1-2MB with USB tethering cuz there's no cable up here and it's a rural area
no
Bro the update still not exists
I'd kill for 10MB
judging by the chat - yes
I understand I'm from the village myself
its so hard getting 4 chase
I understand too, i use spectrum internet
Its really bad
They either lose interest in you or it takes forever
Cause u re escaping now)))
really where? i cant seem to find it as the "look back" had a delay
Exactly
One of negatives be like
even volatiles arent interested in me 
the button u use to reverse in mid air is the same button to look back while running
ah u meant that
ye
Bro not even my blankets are interested in me 
i usually paraglide back and forth on a street if it has a air vent
like a big loop
The update is still not out whoever keeps spreading misinformation about it please stop
god dammit
My legs aren’t even interested in me
safe from spit cus ur faster than the spit if spam shift
Congrats
Myself isn’t interest in me 💪
Frr
Relatable
stop with the update when PLEAAASE


That’s what I keep saying
A man of culture WITH PATIENCE AYO NO WAY

Can it be a bannable offense please
Ok the big Question HOW MANY ACHIEVMENTS DO YOU GUYS HAVE IN DL2 and how many hours in it ???
Bruh lol ask anyone here I’m like one of the few in here telling everyone to be patient

Back me up @upbeat geyser @hollow bay @harsh lotus
All of them and 475 hours😂
111.8 hours and ugh.... I don't remember the achievements.
still no update? wtf
YEA IDK WHAT IM BACKING UP BUT YEA
631 hours and all of them
250 hours on ps5 +130 on ps4 50 achievements on os5
all achievements. 546.7 hours
I got the game not that long ago actually
@upbeat geyser
Which one is missing??
BE PATTIENT PEOPLE
update is CUMMING
The Madman of Villedor
Earn a gold medal in all 'Madmen of Villedor' trials.
HAVE SOME PATIENCE 
its been 2 months tf is patience
i gtg guys Lets hope and wait for the update aight and NO MORE WHEN UPDATE 
PATIENCE IS PATIENCE
hope for atlest a blog post telling us a date
it will cum obamna told me
no gonna buy it today if no update
How did you get “perfect block ten times in a row without taking damage” that one sounds nearly impossible
When was the last event?
its so easy
That would be amazing
one of the easiest achievements
I cant get more than 4
Yes lol just parry but be sure to dont hit u
do it on easy difficulty, the timing for the block is more generous
AMO GUS AMOGUS ?!?!!?
SUS SUS IMPOSTER ?!?!?
112 hours and 33/65 achievements
I didn’t know about that
where's update
It’s coming next year
$oon like elyseum
Bro so late
I know but I'm broke af 😂 I won a gift card
I got it for Christmas 2022
ho in game file have Dog animated
WOAH
I just discovered something in the game
What br
I'll post it in spoilers
Ok
Yeahh, I had been dying to get the 2nd one for like, since I finished the first
Have faith
I buyed the game on 13 feb 2022
updateeeeeeeeeee!!
:))))))))
I'm so late... 😂

at least u bought it when it got lots of update so more content for u
Next year
Indeed!
techland gonna pull a robtop and just @ everyone and say check steam
Guys, dl2 should be released on 4 feb 2023, dl2 was miserable in 2022
shouldnt have kicked a certain writer working on the game a few years before release
but it is what it is now
Thats not the main reason why the game released in that state
bro forgot that there is a sidequest with a dog in it.
But yeah, game should’ve been cooking for a while longer
what?
Wow so much
Which one is it?
65/65 and 1311 hours
Wah
i need small infected trophy's and i need em badly

i feel like the perform 50 something achievements are bugged
cus i think i did more than 50 encounters
Holy-
65/65 2360
mad lad
Lol xd
so no update? 
Same.... I'm always running low
Unfortunately nope
This is the first time I've heard of a quest with a dog
there is a side quest with a dog.
its in the bazaar
The poor dog...
techland is so disappointed in their own product, not even they want to celebrate it
the good boi
gotta find a video where i can exploit em lol
65/65 400h(actually I've 400h idk how much hours I did all achievements)
Clearly need to get my numbers up
I've been looking, so far. Nothing wow
XD
💀

excluding bloody ties cuz its a shit dlc, i had all achievements for base game i think around 70-80 hours
there an infinite trophy glitch by JKM
Dying game 3
same lol

even for dl1
same
oh shit the icon changes?
hero of villador badge goes brr
Like dl2 trailers*** 😂😂😂
level 5 is max yeah
how u get foil cards tho
technically but not all games have those.
Wait so no update?
and they arent worth the time
Patience
plus
I can't
issue u need this to not be done
Probably not today
But it'll come
yeah biggest draw back
Having 630 hours into the game Everytime they release anything I try to finish it quickly
this update better add nightmare difficulty
and istg if its just buff to enemy damage and health and nothing else bruh
dying light 2 has foil cards it seems
So no anniversary this year or what
Oh damn... I've done almost all the side quests 😂😅😅😅 and the bandit camps and all the facitilies almost
It's pretty early, it could still be today
yeah you will get a level 1 foil badge for 100xp
I dont want it to replace my level 5 badge.
I have like 1 foil badge from another game, and its seperate but idk if its like that for all games
@limpid harbor https://youtu.be/yP9HwC-h_1s?si=zAQtCbVdRFzzRfvr
Let's take a look at how to farm Infected Trophys (Uncommon) in Dying Light 2. This trophy farm is super easy and the results are awesome! One of the fastest trophy farms in Dying Light 2.
This was my biggest Infected Trophy (Uncommon ) Farm Ever in Dying Light 2. I had so much fun farming this Volityle Hive and got over 160 Infected Trophies ...
maybe this?
Y'all should've done the renegades outpost trophies glitch before it got patched or I think it still works imma check
remember when we had to
if it still works ima abuse it

the reload outfit looks so nice in first person
nah its uggo cause giant chest hole
Update looking really good
Yup that's sorta nostalgic
So are we getting the update today, or anything at all?
me when i lie
i g n o r i n g t h a t
i only see the chest hole when i get launched up by an air vent
Lma
if we dont get anything prepare the 
at higher fov than default I see it all the time
i have max fov and i dont see it
Spent hours there back when it worked
Even for the Halloween event last year
im above max vanilla
the golden gladiator outfit has the same hole issue as well
Loving the reworked map and storyline ngl
i love getting blown up by a random ng+ inhibitor mine
real!
they never go away!
mid parkour run sadness
Gets on dl2, goes behind railing so biters can't grab, watches as every single attack they throw is a grab and not a normal swing, uses bat weapon, remembers how shit and unresponsive the animations are, sees viral stand there for a minute waiting for the viral to attack me but it keeps screaming at me and playing burning animations, runs away from me, I follow, goes inside building, proceeds to not attack me, I hit it off ledge, doesn't ragdoll just statically falls down a level, exits game (my average dl2 experience)
They should make it so when you paraglide there's a chance a bird will just fly into you and knock you out of the sky
reality
no. just no
look the infected be dodging me like an anime villain i understand
and yesterday you where talking about polish lmfao
Oh God please no that would suck 
Never said it was polished said I want polish
omg anniversary is today!!
Make it where if you make a turn too quick aiden twists his ankle.
Nightmare mode leak
Paragliding doesn't need a nerf it's good as is
LMAO
I hope a bird knocks you out of the sky
why do you want the polish language
no nerf, zombie buff, let them leap at us off buildings
i hope a bird shits on ur ice cream
PLEASE im going insane checking this discord for updates
Poland number one country 💯 🇵🇱 🇵🇱
oo me too
protein
arent we all
Bitter grabs increased by 50000% 
exactly
waiting for them to change far jump for no reason again
I'm praying to the techland gods that it releases 4pm Polish time as they usually do
man these old clips making me nostalgic, this was such a clean banshee trio takedown
Update
Hakon what's that behind you
Not today
they are downloaded
Today
Come on😭😭
Batons were perfect back then tbh
so much for transparent. this is bullshit
This is daily, uploaded daily
Yes ok but last Wednesday they are at 90% of development
Update today
Hoping but I don't think
i am a great loot goblin
400k??
i get that amount of loot without even realizing in a week lol
Rookie numbers
most of it is prob from 600 pilgrim chests a dude dropped me

Wtf
How are you getting that info?
REMINDER
It is currently 11:50 (AM) Central European Time in Poland
Work can start from like 7:00 to 8:00 or even later
They will not release the update today
They don’t work Sundays homie
That and they don’t work Sundays
Hello how is your day going?
They can have an announcement planned for release, but even if they have it will be in like 5 hours at least
no its on the 98th
It’s coming out at 24:01 on the 40th of March fr
no we get the update on the 99th
how dare you rob me of that moment
no its on the 101st
I'm fr the loot goblin king
Idk what your talking about
what are those red crystals?
from the dl2 payday event
Payday event
and btw in crystal cores thing u punch the shit out of dont have crystals in them for me, tf is that about
We all loot goblins now adays
It literally says it
how tf u get 9999 military tech 💀
I didn’t rob you idk what you mean
no trust
Some dude joined and gave them to me so I can to legend 250 and then keep some
he just a good boy and wished for gifts from santa
Bro you're still adding the days
you stole me getting the third digit you bastad
update coming today?
Next month
next yeat
its the 102nd
no
no its the 103rd
It's definitely coming Tuesday
nah, there has to be an update today, its their 2 year anniversary
Yeat not year just yeat
Yet the discord remains undecorated
Glitch or modding☠️☠️☠️
they gave up
Monday or Tuesday
liar its on the 104th
So much for "bigger than last year's anniversary"
NUH uh
Tuesday is the 104th
It is kind of upsetting they aren’t releasing it ON the anniversary but atleast it’s coming I’m fine with that
With this communication Definitely
idk what you are talking about its on the 105th
anybody knows where the fucking update is im gonna cut my nose off guys
😹😹😹
not today
3024
dont worry we get it on the 106th
We all are
Good thats not so long
well wonder no longer becuse we get it on the 107th
Nope it’s not there
The lack of update has pushed this man into insanity
We are all going insane
So we riot
Crazy?
no
Yes. 
Yes i beat my cat bro im going insane
Beat your meat instead
The cat got feelings
I cut it off bro
Nose wasn't enough i see
no its on the 108th get it right
patch 15 coming soon
lobotomy
No it was not
Welp i should probably go
Take care y'all
Vasectomy
if you ment soon as in 109th than yes its soon
You take care as well
beheading
bedicking

still nothing about the anniversary
Nope
Nope 
yes because they said we get it on the 110th
nah lol
Hopefully it comes quickly guys Im going crazy
We can sleep today waiting for tomorrow
this happened
Its best to come as quickly as I always come
dont go crazy we get it on the 111th
dis game does not wanna get us a good update lol
fr bro
okay ngl was a good farming spot
But I already have the voices in my head
got some trophies
just dont 😄
Which spot do you use?
lair we get the update on the 112th
rainin hell
does a goon's health change based on scaling in this quest because I have put a good 40-50 arrows into him and spent like a minute or two hitting him w/ a 260-dmg weapon and he still isn't dead like wtf
precisely hes saying its not coming out today
make sure a volatile nest is in there
how much hp do zombies get maximally, the normal slow ones
is the update coming today?

yeah its not comeing out today because we get the update on the 113rd

Okay thank you 
Dunno lol
i thought it is gonna be on on the 117th ?
ok he finally died, how much health do these fuckers have???? they definitely did not have this much b4
YES YES!
probably not
No dont think its comming today
y'all are WAY off, it's on the 179th.
no we get it on the 114th so dont worry
no its on the 115th
Why do you think so?
goat guy is the best character in dl2
its coming today
I dont think there is gonna be a update today or next week, i dont know
its coming out on the 116th
What are those first 3 items lol?
if the update doesnt come today we are getting the most bad update ever
dynamite
Steamdb or what
well i know because we get it on the 117th
Bro we've been waiting all along and nothing has even been shown
REMINDER
It is currently 12:00 (AM) Central European Time in Poland
Polish people don’t work on Sundays
Work can start from like 7:00 to 8:00 or even later
If they have a planned update or update trailer, it will not drop until the hour on which most people are at home, so something like 17:00 CET
probably a another xbox update XD
Where do u get those blueprints?
Fair
Stfu 2018 lover
No
you have to buy the call of juraez bundle in the game
2018>all and u know it
You sure bro
Ah, I see
2020 lover
Fake and all It's fake
2020 parkour is way better
Elyseum was an empty unimportant map with good archituctrureracr
Floatier 2019 parkour
when dl 2 is gonna get anniversay update?
Nobody knows bro
Good question.
2018 parkour, graphics, architecture
oh and also 2020 had the 2019 story...
Early 2020
where do i the grapple hook upgrade
and and 2020 had more weathers and good lighting
I feel like ov would’ve been so much better if it was a few stories taller
Just a bit more vertica
bro is trying to make a enemy out of the whole server
Okay but 2018 is purple
whenever i see this i always think of the 2 dudes kissing meme
it loooks ugly
ah nvm
2020 graphics and lighting is realistic
It looks so good, so stylish…
Do you need help to find Military tech?
Late 2019, early 2020 was also stylised, and that’s good
I hope its gonna be atleast today
2022 is also stylised but shit
I can send you Screenshots where some are
early 2020 is the goat you just dont know it
anyone know the answer to this? I am flying thru arrows and weapon durability and they aren't even getting staggered 😭
sure
Like jokes aside we all know early 2020 pre-Avellone firing is unbeatable anyways, look at Juan, he looks really nice, but he isn’t realistic, and that’s good
Turn health bars on and see if you're doing damage
mid-late 2020 is good too but it was starting to change...
Mid-late 2020 is good because early 2020 is good
Goofy with a cog glued to his chest

no no no
early 2020>2019>mid-late 2020>2018>early 2021>2024 dl2>mid-late 2021>retail
best periods in my opinion
Okay wait a sec need to load in the game
Based
bro has these screenshots on speed dial
retail >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
bros dickriding it
do you guys think that dl 2 is gonna be on discount on xbox when they will drop anniversay update?
bro is 💀
we all know that 2021 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
dickrider
bro is 💀
hogrider/meatrider
WAIT
they're taking damage yeah, it just seems like their health is insanely high wtf 😭
I JUST NOTICED 2021 HAS 2019 CUTSCENE NPCS
If it not I will bomb techland studio
Show
wait.. 2021 might be GOATED
I guess turn difficulty down and kill it that way
Be careful to not leak some updates with the bombing
SHIT STORY, but we have point of reference, 2019 characters in retail lighting
Nah
2021 lighting
techland were the tech does not work
LOOK AT JUAN
yeah 2021 is the goat
its over for techland🙏🙏🙏
They will see a bombastic surprise
Does anyone know when is update?
Never
never
Face is just face but with retail OilySkin™️
its on the 118th
😮
I will murder the person that decided the game with the worst reflection system ever should use reflections as one of the core parts of the art direction
Pretty sure it should be on 256th
IN MINECRAFT
29th of February
no its on the 119th
512?
So long dam
no its the 120th
wheres the update
1024…?
we get it on the 121st
where's the update techland
you fool you goofball its on the 122nd
Update is like spiderman - far from home
its on the 123rd
it so damn long for update. At this point, dutch probably reach tahiti
Guysss its not the update that matters its the friends we make along 🫂
Where is the update for the second anniversary of the game?
counted how many hits it took on one and did the math, assuming there's no defence stat in this game (not sure how it works) they'd have about 13-15k health 😭
its far from home
Damn
You call all this people ready to tear each other out for an update friends?



