💬︱dying-light-2

[radiant swan]

GET THIS MAN SOME CHOCOLATE

[quasi kestrel]

okey okey thanks guys

[fast depot]

The Koooooreeeeek
the Korek is reeeaaaaal

[gaunt ferry]

And charlie movie

[quasi kestrel]

but no admin weapon

[viscid rock]

cant wait for korek machete 4.0 in the dying light board game or whatever is getting released idk

[night pumice]

🍞

[radiant swan]

For some 💊

LETS GO

[gaunt ferry]

It’s gonna release before the anniversary update

[atomic jetty]

Bros PS5 save is more modded than an Optimus prime car in GTA 5

[quasi kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/optimus-fortnite-dance-gif-13941628764384953402

[gaunt ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-from-cringe-meme-cringe-imagine-gif-23477312

[quasi kestrel]

lol

[fast depot]

playing DL2 without playing DL1 before feels like crime

[viscid hatch]

Some to play dying light 2

Pc

[normal finch]

Some counties it’s a war crime

[frozen cedar]

There is any good method/glitch to copy items? (medkits?)

[atomic jetty]

#💻︱lfg-dl2-pc

[viscid hatch]

Sorry

[placid lava]

r:2

[atomic jetty]

#⚠️︱rules_and_info rule nr 2 jackass

[placid lava]

oh command doesn't work anymore

[frozen cedar]

i missed something?

[atomic jetty]

Read rules dude.

[frozen cedar]

yee but for fun...

[placid lava]

read rule 2 along with all the rules

[brisk grail]

We don't allow discussions of cheats or glitches in this server. Please be sure to read all the rules before posting. Thanks 😊

[frozen cedar]

ok

sory

[mighty prawn]

[placid lava]

no

[mighty prawn]

Yeah

[atomic jetty]

We're not gonna do this again sweet so don't bother

[placid lava]

if you spam it, its probably just gonna get you banned

[atomic jetty]

People already get warned and banned, don't be like them

Just wait patiently and play other games.

[mighty prawn]

[viscid rock]

[atomic jetty]

Ehnest don't do it.

[mighty prawn]

[gaunt ferry]

[viscid rock]

fiiiine

[atomic jetty]

I swear this is literally monkey see monkey do activity

[placid lava]

you guys cant listen to the most simple instructions can you

its 2 words, dont spam

[gaunt ferry]

[viscid rock]

nope!

[mighty prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/pon-gif-15097379091171620462

[placid lava]

the emoji should just get deleted at this point

[atomic jetty]

Nah it's fun

They should use it in the trailer

[radiant swan]

But then they have this one

[fast goblet]

Chill bro

[hushed fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/update-game-game-update-gif-13330659533985679719

[placid lava]

that is cursed

[gaunt ferry]

[radiant swan]

Oh god

[opaque dune]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-want-the-source-shout-you-cant-gif-12313281

[radiant swan]

Don’t make me start another one

[radiant swan]

Crane the 🐐

[hushed fjord]

incident ?

[radiant swan]

A while ago

[gaunt ferry]

[verbal copper]

[radiant swan]

I caused a outbreak

Only with the word AGAIN

[placid lava]

John i think you should warn them

[hushed fjord]

guys dont start another 1/2/2024 incident they will turn the countdown up and we will get fucked

[radiant swan]

fuck

[gaunt ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-alert-bumper-adam-devine-pitch-perfect-lame-gif-17474980

[upbeat idol]

I want a 10 year slowmode

[verbal copper]

Patience

[hushed fjord]

silence

[placid lava]

Alright

[hushed fjord]

pls dont turn the countdown up last one made me develope ptsd

[radiant swan]

[upbeat idol]

Update tomorrow

[verbal copper]

That depends if spam starts

[upbeat idol]

:DD

[hushed fjord]

just ban the mfs

[normal finch]

Probably not tbh

[verbal copper]

otherwise, I'm cool with chat

[radiant swan]

[verbal copper]

it is

[cyan grail]

Next week, most likely.

[upbeat idol]

February 4th is the anniversary, the 3rd would be an optimal time to release

[gaunt ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-im-so-tom-cruise-gif-13209253

[gaunt ferry]

Source: trust me bro

[quasi kestrel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/36NEhI-YQk0?si=VdCRd3DYZZbDiSpp

[crude gazelle]

it's a saturday so that's a no-go

[upbeat idol]

The 4th is the anniversary poopoohead

[cyan grail]

DL2 has never updated on weekends, so by default, it’s next week.

[hushed fjord]

that is not true because they released the first one in 31st of january

[normal finch]

Hey @verbal copper does techland work on weekends?

[hollow bay]

no

We're not getting updates on weekends

[verbal copper]

No, just a skeleton staff

[upbeat idol]

The 4th is still the anniversary

[normal finch]

Ik that’s what I’m trying to say

[hushed fjord]

dont care didnt asked

[verbal copper]

at least, the ones I've talked to

[normal finch]

Probably be Monday homie

[radiant swan]

[upbeat idol]

They're gonna lock the employees in and and give them coke so they can get the update out 100%

[hushed fjord]

so the update is soon :))))))))

[normal finch]

😂😂😂😂😂

[placid lava]

Also gotta remember they dont work the entire day

[verbal copper]

It has a fixed date

[upbeat idol]

Coca cola is good at keeping you awake

[cyan grail]

Honestly, dream job right there.

[hushed fjord]

gimme gimme

[verbal copper]

no

lol

[hushed fjord]

gimme pls :)

[placid lava]

He wont

[hushed fjord]

i need it in my blood stream

[mighty prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/black-nerd-black-nerd-gif-26919340

[upbeat idol]

Gimme Hakon nakey pics

[normal finch]

Do you know the date John that’s all not asking for you to say

[upbeat idol]

:hakonpack:

[light moss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/289746268358705152/1043114452867878912/f7f551f9ad968a21d6bad18c2490c376.jpg

[hushed fjord]

he just said his words in a way that says he knows

[verbal copper]

No point answering this, what do you think?

[upbeat idol]

That is beautiful

A work of art

[placid lava]

he does, he cant tell you though

[normal finch]

I’ll take it as a yes

[hushed fjord]

you know pls i wont be a snitch just gimme the date

[quasi kestrel]

daryl dixxon crossbow coming

[verbal copper]

[normal finch]

He can’t say homie

[upbeat idol]

Shut up you can wait like 3 days

[normal finch]

We can wait

[placid lava]

techlands probably watching us right now

[normal finch]

I’m not trippin

[quasi kestrel]

best outfit?

[hollow bay]

Just wait a week or 2

[verbal copper]

I have to wait too

[hushed fjord]

if he says anything they will lock him up and then kill him afterwards

[verbal copper]

I want to play it too

[hushed fjord]

so its not today folks pack up and leave

[normal finch]

Na they will make him work without paying him

[hushed fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-cancelled-gif-9661562198263154049

[upbeat idol]

Woaahhh DL2 update (for Xbox please don't smite me techland gods)

[hushed fjord]

XD

[verbal copper]

Nobody pays me lol

[cyan grail]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-fake-gif-7871202926367838366

[hushed fjord]

then you need no torture

you live it (pls dont kill me)

[normal finch]

You don’t have a regular job my dude?

[upbeat idol]

Update is toe night 199%

[waxen palm]

https://tenor.com/view/fantasma-ghost-fantasma-louco-spooky-ghost-fantasma-assustador-gif-23802326

[outer flower]

ok so server got changed

[verbal copper]

I do, a very good one

[upbeat idol]

Spooky

[placid lava]

he is a diplomat

[hushed fjord]

keeping secrets from us right ?

[normal finch]

Wait what do you do?

[radiant swan]

[hushed fjord]

how much are they paying i pay you the double

[verbal copper]

Like Lucas said, i'm a diplomat

I work for the UN

[upbeat idol]

Hey i just realised i been in this server for 2 years

[placid lava]

i'll pay him triple to not say anything

[hushed fjord]

fuck diplomacy just gimme it

[verbal copper]

no

[hushed fjord]

nerd detected

[normal finch]

That’s awesome as fuck holy shit

[outer flower]

fr???

[upbeat idol]

Hadi they will crucify you

[verbal copper]

Ya, it's a great job

[outer flower]

thats cool asf

[hushed fjord]

if it gives me the date so be itttttt

[cyan grail]

Oh damn. That’s cool as fuck.

[upbeat idol]

Tuesday

[normal finch]

Happy for ya my dude sounds like a sweet gig

[gaunt ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/uuskeleton-skeleton-for-content-waiting-waiting-forever-gif-13917388

[verbal copper]

Thanks Bro

[quasi kestrel]

handsome card

[hushed fjord]

pls dont kill me :))

[mighty prawn]

Fr

[verbal copper]

ok?

[normal finch]

https://tenor.com/view/prozd-problem-you-are-part-of-the-problem-making-it-worse-gif-16641801

[hushed fjord]

tnx

[delicate plover]

hi john

[gaunt ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/any-news-knocking-gif-10837298

[verbal copper]

Hi!

[hushed fjord]

obamna did you invited john to the UN ?

[delicate plover]

I legally can’t

[hushed fjord]

well shit

[cyan grail]

It never ends.

[quasi kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/uttertakedown-gif-9171885231457621746

[quasi kestrel]

[quasi kestrel]

[upbeat idol]

[hushed fjord]

he wants to die

[mighty prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/dawg-skull-emoji-gif-24661581

[quasi kestrel]

nooo

[normal finch]

Yo John if I hit you up on the side to ask you a question will you answer ?

[quasi kestrel]

🧏‍♂️🤫🗿

[upbeat idol]

Yo thats a demolisher

[hushed fjord]

yeah like he answered mine

[mighty prawn]

God if rizzacy

[verbal copper]

If I can, sure

[delicate plover]

STOP

[upbeat idol]

[gaunt ferry]

[shell geyser]

Guys when update?

[verbal copper]

Oh, lets play a game

[shell geyser]

Oh god not this again

[long prairie]

Here u go

[gaunt ferry]

I love games

[verbal copper]

ok

[long prairie]

Update came out today

[upbeat idol]

[shell geyser]

[hushed fjord]

if it has nothing to do with the countdown then im down

[delicate plover]

what’s the game?

[muted minnow]

[sly basin]

Dying Light 2 is cancelled, no more updates

[shell geyser]

[verbal copper]

for every Aiden Smiling posted i add 1 minute to slowmode

[hushed fjord]

fuck

[shell geyser]

[upbeat idol]

[delicate plover]

I’m down

[hushed fjord]

guys stop this

[gaunt ferry]

[verbal copper]

5

[shell geyser]

[hushed fjord]

well fuck

[delicate plover]

[verbal copper]

6

[hushed fjord]

guys nice knowing ya

[shell geyser]

Well I’ll se you later guys

[upbeat idol]

[mighty prawn]

[verbal copper]

8

[gaunt ferry]

[pastel scroll]

Bruh

[shell geyser]

[verbal copper]

13

[mighty prawn]

[verbal copper]

14

[outer flower]

make it 20

[verbal copper]

15

[gaunt ferry]

Ok no more from me

[delicate plover]

guys let’s get to 6 hours

[mighty prawn]

[hushed fjord]

we need to talk with msg editing

[outer flower]

17

[upbeat idol]

[mighty prawn]

[hushed fjord]

fuck

[verbal copper]

or

[mighty prawn]

[upbeat idol]

[normal finch]

Bruh yall need to stop this is annoying

[hushed fjord]

pls stop this shit

[outer flower]

30 minute slowmode

[muted minnow]

[verbal copper]

I just timeout SWEET for 24 hours

[mighty prawn]

Well fuck

[gaunt ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/bane-no-banned-and-you-are-explode-gif-16047504

[upbeat idol]

I'm not using Aidens no more

[verbal copper]

[hushed fjord]

no we are not nerds we like sweet

[upbeat idol]

[hushed fjord]

we protect you to the valhalla

[verbal copper]

see you tomorrow

[hushed fjord]

no

[outer flower]

😭

[quasi kestrel]

[upbeat idol]

I love you (XBX)LORDJOHn66

[mighty prawn]

See ya guys love

[hushed fjord]

add the fucking time to the countdown we cant lose sweet

[gaunt ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/salute-crying-sad-gif-15286789

[delicate plover]

[hushed fjord]

nooooo

https://tenor.com/view/salute-crying-sad-gif-15286789

[stuck echo]

yo

[hushed fjord]

are you gone ?

[upbeat idol]

This is literally The Fall

[hushed fjord]

guys im afraid we lost him

[gaunt ferry]

Give us sweet or give us death!!!

[delicate plover]

literally 1984

[hushed fjord]

i will remember you my boi

[quasi kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/dyinglight-gif-22192673

[hushed fjord]

we need a revolution

[upbeat idol]

I think they should add 7 more years to slowmode

[hollow bay]

actually no update

[hushed fjord]

we need to save him 😭

[hollow bay]

GUYS THIS CALLS FOR A REVOLUTION

FOR THE OPRESSED

[delicate plover]

NO

[gaunt ferry]

Viva la revolución 🇫🇷

[hollow bay]

FOR THE OBAMNAS WITHOUT THE UPDATE

[upbeat idol]

[stuck echo]

yes

[upbeat idol]

I'm using it casually i swear

[hushed fjord]

@verbal coppergive him back

[gaunt ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/the-revolution-has-begun-area51-ready-to-attack-gif-15323378

[pastel scroll]

Add 1000 centuries to the slowmode

[hushed fjord]

@verbal copperwe need him take obama instead

[stuck echo]

got banned for using it to much yesterday

[hollow bay]

I AM FEATHER MCGRAW

[delicate plover]

[upbeat idol]

3 eons to slowmode

[hollow bay]

VIVA DE REVALUTION

[gaunt ferry]

@verbal copper take me instead!

[hollow bay]

[gaunt ferry]

#justiceforsweet

[hushed fjord]

give yourself to the authorities

we want sweet back

[topaz mortar]

geussing the game isnt updated yet?

[delicate plover]

I didn’t do anything

[hollow bay]

justice for sweet

[hushed fjord]

thats the point

[upbeat idol]

Blood has been shed.

[hushed fjord]

you are a traitor

[hollow bay]

this dictatorship has to end

[hushed fjord]

we lost SWEET for this shit

[topaz mortar]

i asked if the game is updated , not for u to throw some dumbass qoute

[hollow bay]

justice for sweet

[pastel scroll]

Tf going on

[topaz mortar]

wtf are yall saying

[delicate plover]

no it hasn’t

[outer flower]

someone died for the update

[topaz mortar]

thanks obama

[hushed fjord]

we lost a soldier

[topaz mortar]

finally someone helpfull

[gaunt ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/viva-la-revolution-gif-11760395

[hollow bay]

@mighty prawn we love you

justice for SWEER our pookie bear

[verbal copper]

What do you mean, instead? I'll take you TOO

[hushed fjord]

no wait

[delicate plover]

i didn’t do anything

[verbal copper]

[hushed fjord]

not another one

[verbal copper]

lol

[normal finch]

[verbal copper]

chill lads

[hushed fjord]

pls stop this blood shed

[twin pulsar]

Damn, it's still going?

[hushed fjord]

bring him back

[verbal copper]

insane

[delicate plover]

yeah im not surprised

[gaunt ferry]

Take me instead of sweet!

[pastel scroll]

Take everyone

[upbeat idol]

Take me (out to dinner)

[normal finch]

It’s only air 24hrs lol

[hollow bay]

GUYS

[gaunt ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/falling-from-my-knees-liv-slasher-kneel-down-lie-down-gif-25659247

[pastel scroll]

[normal finch]

Not like he’s perma gone

[hollow bay]

SWEET IS GONE FOR 24 HOURS

HOW COULD THEY

[pastel scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[upbeat idol]

He's being shipped off to Poland to be tortured

[placid lava]

he couldn't follow instructions, he'll get warned or banned next time

[gaunt ferry]

Justice for sweet

[delicate plover]

this is what you get for not fucking listening

[hollow bay]

INJUSTICE

[delicate plover]

justice*

[hollow bay]

I AM JUSTICE

[upbeat idol]

I love you Obama

[placid lava]

he was told several times not to spam

[delicate plover]

sometimes I seriously fucking can’t with this chat

[hollow bay]

IN JUSTICE OBAMNA HOW COULD YOU STAND FOR THIS

[gaunt ferry]

We must declare our independence from the mods!!!

[hollow bay]

INJUSTICE

[hushed fjord]

then leave 🤓

[verbal copper]

Ok, lets get back to DL2

[hushed fjord]

not without SWEET

[hollow bay]

NO

[pastel scroll]

No really tf going on

[hollow bay]

WE NEED SWEET

[placid lava]

guys this isnt a roleplay chat

[verbal copper]

I highly recommend you drop this

[normal finch]

Zones chill homie

[upbeat idol]

I love LORDJOHn66

[pastel scroll]

Add 30 minutes to slowmode

[delicate plover]

i hope guns are properly animated for the update

[upbeat idol]

I'm your biggest fan

[hollow bay]

i cant man

[hushed fjord]

ok i dont know who SWEET even is

[hollow bay]

sweet is gone

[twin pulsar]

Immaturity.

[hollow bay]

its injustice

[gaunt ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-nerd-yelling-insult-gif-7884166

[normal finch]

I can’t have you getting timed out too homie

[delicate plover]

[pastel scroll]

Yeah

[hollow bay]

i already was

[upbeat idol]

LORDJOH is the best

[hollow bay]

even though i did not spam

[pastel scroll]

And the Shotgun has real iron sights

[hushed fjord]

bro likes prison

[verbal copper]

[hollow bay]

injustice

[delicate plover]

i mean in dl1 it was good but not the best

[verbal copper]

Are you gonna make me do this again

[gaunt ferry]

Mods are oppressing us

[hushed fjord]

yeah dl2 better

[pastel scroll]

Anims were decent

[delicate plover]

guns haven’t even come out

[delicate plover]

what pissed me off was the bolt not moving back

[hollow bay]

we want SWEET back

[sweet wadi]

What

[upbeat idol]

Go get em LORDJOH, i believe in you

[hushed fjord]

ok dl2 better after the guns update are you happy now ?

[hollow bay]

weres SWEET

[delicate plover]

behave

[hollow bay]

or what

what you going to do

[normal finch]

He’s only timed out my guy he’ll be back tomorrow

[hushed fjord]

get fucked ?

[gaunt ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-light-crane-when-dying-light-when-dying-light-when-when-dying-light-inviscrane-gif-19329580

[pastel scroll]

For me it was the lack of good ironsights in the shotgun

[placid lava]

ban

[hollow bay]

its injustice

[delicate plover]

:behave:

[light moss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/289746268358705152/1171863146693140582/VID_20230824_223230-1.mp4

[hollow bay]

you and whos army

[hushed cave]

Is update?

[upbeat idol]

It's Cra

[plain pike]

Has update happened?

[verbal copper]

last warning

back on topic now

[hushed fjord]

shit

[upbeat idol]

Ky Cra

[hollow bay]

....

[hushed fjord]

Behave

[hollow bay]

welp i guess im being banned aswell

[hushed cave]

Was there update?

[hushed fjord]

:behave:

[plain pike]

Free my bro zonzey they ain't done no wrong

[light moss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/289746268358705152/1171863146693140582/VID_20230824_223230-1.mp4

[delicate plover]

we really need a map overhaul for dl2 at some point in its life cycle

[pastel scroll]

First lighting update

[delicate plover]

it’s not too fun to see the same 2 building over and over again

[pastel scroll]

For me it's more important

[waxen palm]

whole dl2 rework before its support time ends

[delicate plover]

literally impossible

[hushed fjord]

yeah thats true

[pastel scroll]

E3 update?!?!!?!

[upbeat idol]

This is beautiful

[hushed fjord]

then Behave

[upbeat idol]

I am

[hushed fjord]

good boi

[upbeat idol]

D:

[pastel scroll]

The problem with the lighting update is that the game engine has to support it

[gaunt ferry]

[frigid yarrow]

I don't want guns but I know imma use the boom booms

[plain pike]

I want guns

[delicate plover]

games lighting looks fine for me

[placid lava]

Gotta wait for them

[gaunt ferry]

I want Gus

[pastel scroll]

Too dark in the day

[plain pike]

Same

[pastel scroll]

And no Dynamic shadows

[plain pike]

She pollos on my hermanos till I fring

[gaunt ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry6-gustavo-breaking-bad-gif-23397294

[pastel scroll]

She dying on my light until i stay human

[gilded saddle]

she aiden till i CALDWELL

[plain pike]

What.

[gilded saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-price-punch-gif-19248346

[hushed cave]

This update better be a fucking sequel

[pastel scroll]

I think were getting too hyped up

[hushed cave]

https://tenor.com/view/mcmahon-crying-he-was-special-wwe-vince-mcmahon-gif-13313547165599993551

[dull yew]

When will aiden finally take a shit

[hollow bay]

aiden in dying light 24

[fickle olive]

so there will be no update? bummer 😄

[placid lava]

Not today

[cyan grail]

never. his ass will explode

[hollow bay]

real

[golden cobalt]

Not today not tomorrow not Sunday not Monday probably Tuesday

[hushed fjord]

Fr

[sweet wadi]

Remember gazi

I remember one time after meeting gazi and I passed his house and he randomly told me "You have the power to uplift and inspire others, creating a positive ripple effect. Choose kindness over criticism, and recognize the strength in lifting people up. Your words hold the potential to build bridges, fostering a supportive and harmonious environment. Embrace empathy, and watch how your positivity can become a catalyst for growth and success, not only for others but for yourself as well."

[dull yew]

Update is die sorry guys

[viscid rock]

gazi has such a nice way with words

i remember that

[hollow bay]

truly, a gazi moment.

[peak fable]

Update withdrawal is real y'all

[green fable]

One of the Gazi quotes of all time

[hushed fjord]

i just ran away after the quest ended so i couldnt experience such words

[dull yew]

Remember that time when the light was dying, idk I’ve never played dying light

[hushed fjord]

but good for him

[viscid rock]

how could you??

the ending of charlie was amazing

[hushed fjord]

sorry man

[ornate citrus]

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[hushed fjord]

bro read it its really good

[ornate citrus]

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[hushed fjord]

good boi

[sweet wadi]

That's like hardly a paragraph get off instagram

[ornate citrus]

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[hushed fjord]

[gusty ivy]

:roadmap:

[light moss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/560108955397914624/1154386895153926255/DL2-Fall_Winter_Sneak_Peek-Final_ENG_1.png

[sweet wadi]

I remember at the end of Charlie when gazi told me to love myself and gave me 3 dollars

[hushed fjord]

bro why do you always come and just watch the road map

then say some shit and leave Xd

[gusty ivy]

i was grabbing the road map for my friend who isnt in the server

[hushed fjord]

oh ok

my bad

[ornate citrus]

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[hollow bay]

He's a pilgrim who's looking for directions to villedor

[dull yew]

Save the image and never come back (I’m joking)

[ornate citrus]

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[hushed fjord]

:)

[hushed fjord]

its fine i get it

[hushed fjord]

i think it was perfectly fine but point taken

[sweet wadi]

Remember the reveal where gazi showed us his lab in the basement where he was planning on curing the whole disease

[hushed fjord]

im a foreign too

[ornate citrus]

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[hushed fjord]

[ornate citrus]

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[hushed fjord]

Me Need Update

https://tenor.com/view/miserable-crying-sad-tears-black-guy-gif-12326280655494835815

[paper rain]

happy 2nd anniversary without anniversary guys<3<2<1

[hushed fjord]

yippe

🎉

[green fable]

[muted minnow]

[hollow bay]

https://tenor.com/view/alpha-wolf-sigma-male-gif-26562640

no update.

[outer flower]

man i cant do this no more

[gilded saddle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/444840057623412737/1198367945076781107/20240118_172615.gif

[verbal copper]

[paper rain]

https://tenor.com/view/god-of-war-god-of-war1-god-of-war-fall-fall-meme-gif-25892538

[verbal copper]

Back on topic

[hollow bay]

https://tenor.com/view/aiden-caldwell-dying-light2-dl2-dying-light-aiden-gif-24880594

[outer flower]

im going cray cray john what can i do without dl2 update

[hushed fjord]

bro this wait is kill me

killing me

• i forgot what the fuck i was saying there

[verbal copper]

we've waited before, it's not that bad

[outer flower]

😊

it is

[placid lava]

Not even anniversery yet

[twin pulsar]

Do something else to pass the time. Easy.

[shell geyser]

GRAAAAAAAAHHH I NEED UPDATE

[placid lava]

be patient

[hushed fjord]

easy for you to say you deal with us to pass time

[hollow bay]

https://tenor.com/view/nooo-meme-cop-screaming-cop-screaming-no-no-noo-gif-12914983509755408081

[bleak sage]

Nah if they can release a hot fix they could’ve just put the update in there

[outer flower]

err what can i do

[placid lava]

you can be playing other games to pass the time

[twin pulsar]

^^

[outer flower]

im gonna do the unthinkable

play apex legends for 12 hours again

[shell geyser]

[paper rain]

I think techland hate us

[hushed fjord]

ok tnx

[floral mason]

Please no.

[verbal copper]

[hushed fjord]

i didnt know that

[green fable]

I had to buy State of Decay 2 to satisfy my zombie game brainrot ;W;

[normal finch]

That’s gross

[placid lava]

[outer flower]

[bleak sage]

:roadmap:

[light moss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/560108955397914624/1154386895153926255/DL2-Fall_Winter_Sneak_Peek-Final_ENG_1.png

[outer flower]

[floral mason]

[hushed fjord]

1/2/2024

[hollow bay]

where update

[normal finch]

[bleak sage]

:roadmap:

[light moss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/560108955397914624/1154386895153926255/DL2-Fall_Winter_Sneak_Peek-Final_ENG_1.png

[noble creek]

https://tenor.com/view/que-gif-27530657

[hushed fjord]

if you know you know

[outer flower]

update never

they did not just promote bundles on their twitter....

[wet elbow]

Did I hear Update?

[hollow bay]

Anyone got the cooking post techland made

[bleak sage]

Should we just go to Techland hq and ask them

[outer flower]

[noble creek]

chicken number one

[wet elbow]

So this what they meant, that they were cookin

[hushed cave]

THEY ARE MOCKING US

[outer flower]

THEY LITERALLY ARE

[bleak sage]

Facts

[hushed cave]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-low-tier-god-black-angry-gif-14161499

[bleak sage]

https://tenor.com/view/he-cant-keep-getting-away-with-it-fed-up-done-upset-angry-gif-15272547

[outer flower]

they literally picked the worst time to promote outfits

[ornate citrus]

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[hushed cave]

This Is the anniversary event. Sales.

[opaque dune]

nice....

[green fable]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[opaque dune]

imma kms

[hollow bay]

real

[manic pawn]

I’ll help

[hollow bay]

[hollow bay]

pls do

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-side-eye-banana-meme-disappointed-gif-8218394378012629512

I dont need xbox news

[normal finch]

Ima take a whole bottle of sleeping pills see ya in the sweet thereafter

[shell geyser]

GIVE ME UPDATE OR GIVE ME DEATH

[wet elbow]

come on guys, don't be silly. Techland has never let us down before. Surely we will get an ANNIVERSARY Update on the ANNIVERSARY day, right?

[outer flower]

i will put myself into a coma until update

[noble creek]

wrong.

[bleak sage]

Nah there probably gonna let us down

[shell geyser]

Can you put me in one too :3

[wet elbow]

Never

[vestal breach]

Guys a friend of mine dropped me a exotic grappler but when I equip it it dosent work I don't have it unlocked in the main game yet but I could use it before in my friends game

[outer flower]

💀 a what?

[bleak sage]

Rip

[vestal breach]

Exotic grappling hook

[hollow bay]

A what

[viscid rock]

what?

wtf is a exotic grappling hook

[placid lava]

modded item, best to just get rid of it

[viscid rock]

we heard of glitched bike, hoverboard and broom but i never heard of a grappling hook

[vestal breach]

Ah dam it used to work in my friends game but didn't in mine sucks

[honest drift]

@gusty ivy where updat

[vestal breach]

It's exotic night runner tool no name

[gusty ivy]

on the 63rd

[placid lava]

also tell your friend to stop using modded items

[zealous hare]

TOMORROW MAYBE

[honest drift]

Source??

[brisk grail]

guys we don't allow discussions of cheated items in the server so please let's stop talking about this stuff

[gusty ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-senator-armstrong-revengeance-i-made-it-the-fuck-up-gif-25029602

[vestal breach]

Nah is it the vnc tower one if so I'm just about to get into it

[honest drift]

:)

[viscid rock]

if you wanna feel like you are using modded items just drop the level down to easy and go ham on the zombies with max legend upgrades

[gusty ivy]

: )

[normal finch]

Yoooooo dont talk about moded stuff In here

[slim cedar]

Still nothing for the update?

[normal finch]

Nope

[slim cedar]

Jesus christ

[azure arch]

They have farms in the new locations

[outer flower]

yea exactly

[azure arch]

That’s dope, second DLC is really cool

[late widget]

probably the 4th

[placid lava]

dlc2 isnt even out

[noble creek]

god damn turn on vsync

[viscid rock]

your screen tearing oh my god

i usually fix it by turning it OFF in the game and turning it on in Nvidia if you have that

[wet elbow]

probably only get a updated Roadmap on the 4th.

[noble creek]

vsync in settings works perfect for me

[outer flower]

if we dont get anything i will blow my house up

[shell geyser]

Update when

[viscid rock]

can i come over

[hushed cave]

ill blow another building...

[noble creek]

2 more days brothers and sisters, just 2 more days

hopefully

[delicate plover]

patience guys, patience

[azure arch]

I’m on xbox

[viscid rock]

guys the real obama said so

[placid lava]

play something else while you wait

[viscid rock]

we must believe

[noble creek]

there has to be a setting the screen tear there is horrible

[azure arch]

One

[delicate plover]

jesus that screen tear

[placid lava]

so youd rather be bored out of your mind than play something else while you wait

[noble creek]

promotion of non dl2 content, banned for infinity and shipped to techland headquarters to get 5000 lashings

[wet elbow]

Guys lets be real. There is no way, we will get an Update on the 4th at this point. I don't know why they are dead silent on anything related to the update or the 2nd DLC, but its not a good sign

[vestal breach]

If you destroy the city after u finished will you he roaming in the destroyed city

[viscid rock]

no

[placid lava]

meh, been through worse

[vestal breach]

I want a outside of the walls update

[delicate plover]

does this count as a spoiler

[viscid rock]

yes

[delicate plover]

Id rather have a polished update then a half assed dumpster fire of an uodsye

update*

[placid lava]

a rushed update is a bad update

[wet elbow]

I would rather just have Info about whats going on.

[outer flower]

yes but its the anniversary update thats the thing

[delicate plover]

what if they want it to be a surprise or smth

just be fucking patient

[hollow bay]

Look on roadmap and see what we didnt get yet

Its not that hard

:roadmap:

[light moss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/560108955397914624/1154386895153926255/DL2-Fall_Winter_Sneak_Peek-Final_ENG_1.png

[delicate plover]

yes
its not that hard

[wet elbow]

The game is already full of bugs who cares at this point

[hushed cave]

the hype with the trailer will be crazy, unless they release it next fuckin month and nobody cares anymore

[outer flower]

if well id prefer a non rushed one but then dont call it the anniversary update

[gray iron]

What?! I want my updates to be as unplayable as possible!/s

[hollow bay]

-tower mode
-guns
-nightmare
-mod support
-quest boards

[placid lava]

[delicate plover]

I hope we get nightmare

[noble creek]

bruh u only been hating since u started talking

[hushed cave]

i just want a trailer

[uncut sonnet]

HEY TAK

[delicate plover]

watch us get everything BUT guns

[vestal breach]

I mean like the final option

[outer flower]

whats up!!

[placid lava]

never trust trailers

[hushed cave]

dont care

[hushed fjord]

they used gunslinger first

[noble creek]

id say there will be 2 updates the 4th and another near the end of february

[uncut sonnet]

!!!! nothing crazy

you?

[outer flower]

nothing just bored as fuck

[uncut sonnet]

fair fair

[warped sinew]

who play with me guys

[uncut sonnet]

oh actually i got a new phone today

[outer flower]

nice which one!

[warped sinew]

im russian

[placid lava]

well then you gotta be patient for one

[vestal breach]

Do u guys sometimes just wanna twat the volatiles

[hushed fjord]

congrats

[uncut sonnet]

s21 ultra

[outer flower]

W

[pastel scroll]

Yeahh 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥

[placid lava]

nice

[uncut sonnet]

i love it so fr

its so speedy

[vestal breach]

Huge W

[uncut sonnet]

and the cameras nutty

[outer flower]

gimme

[noble creek]

i want to kiss them

[warped sinew]

PLEASE PLAY WITH ME

[delicate plover]

[vestal breach]

Name explains it

[outer flower]

ngl i expect all these to be in the update

[gaunt ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/uuskeleton-skeleton-for-content-waiting-waiting-forever-gif-13917388

[hollow bay]

Flickering is tied to nm

[delicate plover]

I expect flashlight inertia
PLEASE TECHLAND

[outer flower]

yes

[vestal breach]

I'm an idiot I accidentally destroyed the bazaar🥲

[pastel scroll]

🗣️🗣️🗣️

[delicate plover]

am i the only one who like genuinely enjoyed the dl2 story?
i mean sure it’s ass but on my first playthrough i had fun with it

[late widget]

https://tenor.com/view/jitterbug-deal-with-it-cell-cellphone-phone-gif-11974755

[outer flower]

until central loop yes

[sweet wadi]

Aiden cowbell

[outer flower]

great

they made ADS FOR SKIN BUNDLES AND YOU CANT EVEN BUY THEM!!!!!!

[shell geyser]

Yeah what the hell happened to the story after central loop?

[outer flower]

its not loading wtf

[azure arch]

It’s pretty nice but DL1 is so much more superior it’s sad

[outer flower]

now it loaded???

[gray iron]

Yea mine has been acting up as well lol

[jade wasp]

so do we have a release date on when the update is?

[shell geyser]

Nope

[gray iron]

yea! Some time in Febuary :3

[wet elbow]

thats an oof

[outer flower]

it should be ON the games ANNIVERSARY

[vestal breach]

Grappler in dl2 looks realistic just not useful as much

[gray iron]

Idk if they would update on a sunday though

[wet elbow]

What gave you that idea?

[lean beacon]

UPDATE JUST CAME OUT EVERYONE!!!! ITS HERE!!!

[outer flower]

:roadmap:

cause its the anniversary update..

[light moss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/560108955397914624/1154386895153926255/DL2-Fall_Winter_Sneak_Peek-Final_ENG_1.png

[wet elbow]

yeah, my dad works for Techland and just released it!

[halcyon fractal]

Just downloaded it! Love the new aiden maid outfit :)

[wet elbow]

What Anniversary though? the 2nd? the 3rd? the 15th?

[vague pilot]

i swear you do this one more time im putting a bullet into my head

this is the 4th time you specifically have done this

[gray iron]

the 4th, when the game came out (I think)

[wet elbow]

Bruh, have you seen the new automatic toothbrush? Shits op af

[echo wind]

okay anniversary is delayed this point

[lean beacon]

no it isnt 😭 this is literally the first time ive done this

[gray iron]

All we need to do is wait lads, let Techland cook the update like a nice stew

[outer flower]

ninja bundle or firedevil

[jade wasp]

i just got firedevil

[vague pilot]

ah mb

mistaken you for someone else entirely

[lean beacon]

can you even buss in ohio? get the skib out of here, cuh. 😂

[rain oyster]

There is still no date for any update

[lean beacon]

it came out about ten minutes ago.

[outer flower]

can you show hand model

[lean beacon]

vete a la chingada hijo de la verga

[rain oyster]

What came out?

[viscid rock]

pre-order bundle

[wet elbow]

the new weapon

[lean beacon]

hmm.. nos mamamos?

[viscid rock]

uhh

los pollos hermanos

[rain oyster]

You capping

[pastel scroll]

Habla en ingles que te van a banear lptm

[sweet wadi]

Be quiet

[viscid rock]

Yes.

[scarlet cobalt]

this game is so bad 😭 I killed the "hell-monkeys" in the carnage hall DLC, my game crashed and it's spawned me outside the metro and respawned the hell-monkeys, and now I can't get into the room to kill them lol

[lean beacon]

looks like we are having a party tonight, boys.

[viscid rock]

😨

[lean beacon]

pobeshito

[wet elbow]

just start the game and look at the new bundles

[rain oyster]

I'm talking about gun update

[pastel scroll]

Xd

[viscid rock]

i like the Volkan Gun

[light moss]

Looking for a Ping? Detected Ghostping of @viscid rock by @lean beacon

[split shuttle]

Update when?

[viscid rock]

such a nice reference

[lean beacon]

porque no nos dejan hablar en espanol

[viscid rock]

HAKON IS STILL ALIVE

MY BELOVED

[lean beacon]

ni soy mexicano soy wero

[pastel scroll]

Por qué son cansones los mods

[split shuttle]

Racismo no, el general es solo English xd

[outer flower]

maybe this is the update time :3

or the sale will go into the update

[pastel scroll]

Chuta?

[split shuttle]

Update when?

[viscid rock]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-box-cute-death-penalty-gif-19440000

[lean beacon]

it came out 10 minutes ago

[pastel scroll]

Toy chica es la única animatronica

[rain oyster]

Still no date for Gun update

[viscid rock]

smash

[lean beacon]

que significa chuta

[split shuttle]

I mean, anniversary update xd

[wet elbow]

or anything else

[split shuttle]

Oh you mean xbox hot fix xd

[lean beacon]

no

[rain oyster]

Dude we are not talking about skin discount

[lean beacon]

guns and tower raid came out 10 minutes ago

[split shuttle]

No wtf

I dont have it in steam

[wet elbow]

Amazing Update

[hollow bay]

dont fall for the lie

there just dickheads playin ya lol

[twin pulsar]

Stop posting misinformation.

[lean beacon]

yeah ive been having so much fun

[pastel scroll]

The update is the friend we made along the way

[waxen palm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/444840057623412737/1198367945076781107/20240118_172615.gif

[past bramble]

There is no update it's a government lie

[lean beacon]

thats all thats been happening from ANYONE 😭

[split shuttle]

Yes pls

When techland add a discord channel to speak spanish?

[late widget]

rule 8

[atomic jetty]

No

[lean beacon]

de donde son las palabras "chuta" y "canson"

[placid lava]

how old are you?

[split shuttle]

Bro shut up with the toilet thing is disgusting

[wet elbow]

aloha

[pastel scroll]

Cansón es de colombia

[split shuttle]

Se nota

[pastel scroll]

Someone who is annoying

[waxen palm]

pe

[split shuttle]

[placid lava]

oh

@verbal copper get this guy out of here

[lean beacon]

for what

[bleak sage]

Techland must really hate there own community

[lean beacon]

hater

[wet elbow]

DL Points....

[placid lava]

hes underage

[lean beacon]

thats literally discrimination

[verbal copper]

Stay on topic here, this is DL2 channel

[hollow bay]

Would you rather have an unfinished update with bugs?

[bleak sage]

Facts

[lean beacon]

racism

hes being racist

[noble creek]

bruh whats happening

[wet elbow]

yes, now gib

[bleak sage]

Bro the update is probably still gonna have bugs and shit anyway

[placid lava]

dont know

[pastel scroll]

Idk too

[scarlet cobalt]

leaving and rejoining while near the gate at the metro station respawns me back in but this time one of the hell-monkeys spawned outside of the arena??? who the fuck designed this side-mission 😭 😭

[bleak sage]

When dying light 2 first released they said it was “polished” but was a buggy mess what’s the difference

[hollow bay]

Ok then stop crying. Why do you even care if you think its gonna be shit. Just go play something else

[lean beacon]

what is the word for annoying? "irritante"?

[winter zealot]

They always introduce new bugs...

[wet elbow]

Wait, I thought Gatekeeping was forbidden here

[bleak sage]

How is it crying when im spitting facts

[lean beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/herpovs-drake-gif-22355897

aiden

[waxen palm]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-cat-dying-light-dying-light-2-gif-3074434421504395444

[hollow bay]

And how exactly do you know its gonna be shit

[placid lava]

you said you were 8 years old which means you shouldn't be on discord

assuming you were telling the truth that is

[bleak sage]

Facts new update more bugs

[wet elbow]

He got de knowledge

[winter zealot]

The opposite is true

[violet sky]

[bleak sage]

I guess we’ll see soon

[placid lava]

hello seks

[violet sky]

Hi

[lean beacon]

when are you being added to the game

[hollow bay]

You literally said ur spitting facts and that it’s gonna be shit. You’re literally contradicting yourself rn

[violet sky]

I'm already in the game

[hollow bay]

Yes

[wet elbow]

you tell him!

[lean beacon]

dude where is thatpic of aiden originally from 😭

[hollow bay]

Old char showcase

[bleak sage]

Yeah maybe a bit

[hollow bay]

Pre-release

Point is, just let techland cook. What’s a few more days

[lean beacon]

few more days is my brains being blown all over the fucking wall, thats what.

[noble creek]

crane is older he is more experienced in sexual activity

[past bramble]

Facts

The volatenis

[sweet wadi]

Today is Friday :steamhappy:

[lean beacon]

going volatile on it 🤤

[lean beacon]

Steam Happy

[upbeat bough]

Ok and? Let techland finish the update you goofball

[wet elbow]

in a few days, they would have broken their promise. And if they do that, imma go tell their parents!

[lean beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-cancelled-gif-9661562198263154049

[wet elbow]

No way dude really?

[bleak sage]

Im sure its finished just not releasing

[atomic jetty]

@twin pulsar get his ass for misinformation

[cyan grail]

Mods, blow up his house

[lean beacon]

but my birthday is next week

[atomic jetty]

Rip bozo looks like you'll be skipping your bday

[wet elbow]

should have thought about that before commiting a CRIME!

[cedar gazelle]

[ashen gazelle]

can you guys go outside

[cyan grail]

Birthday fireworks

[bleak sage]

Yeah that’s why I’m surprised they haven’t released a date or anything

[wet elbow]

this dude is off-topic report his ass!

[lean beacon]

B-BUT EVERYONE ELSE WAS DOING IT!!!

[whole bolt]

hi everyone

[lean beacon]

REPORT HIM HES NOT TALKING ABOUT DYING LIGHT

[noble creek]

talking about sexual body parts, banned

[whole bolt]

hi alan wake in particular

[hollow prism]

any news on dlc 2?

[atomic jetty]

Nice name

[wet elbow]

Ohhh damn, got me

[hushed fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/uuskeleton-skeleton-for-content-waiting-waiting-forever-gif-13917388

[placid lava]

hello, this chat has been chaotic today

[maiden comet]

how can i buy back infeted throphies?

[lean beacon]

aiden isnt pregnant youre spreading misinformation, banned.

[atomic jetty]

You can't

[wet elbow]

HAH! Got'em

[placid lava]

it is far from normal

[noble creek]

jayscottfs isnt a dl2 character, banned

[hushed fjord]

yeah john ban him

[cyan grail]

Hello.

[verbal copper]

ok

[hushed fjord]

tnx

[whole bolt]

lmao its gonna be that way til we get the update im afraid

[lean beacon]

ty

[placid lava]

why does your name keep going from yellow to white

[noble creek]

https://tenor.com/view/angai313-spongebob-sad-spongebob-crying-gif-21679826

[whole bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/alan-wake-jazz-dance-alan-wake-2-dancing-gif-8535943424037028812

[wet elbow]

I hope so

[atomic jetty]

Not dl2, banned

[whole bolt]

[verbal copper]

Let's stop the offtopc troll

[hushed fjord]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/444840057623412737/1201633316974116915/attachment-2.gif

[sweet wadi]

Black

[whole bolt]

sorry john

[placid lava]

oh god

[atomic jetty]

I actually wonder why this stalling for the dl2 update

[verbal copper]

DL2 now

[pastel scroll]

Mods send him to bright falls

[hushed fjord]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/444840057623412737/1201633316974116915/attachment-2.gif

[verbal copper]

cool

[hushed fjord]

here

[lean beacon]

can you make that emoji more dl2-esque? you dont wanna get banned.

[atomic jetty]

I mean how different could the game be now

[placid lava]

that poor biter is just not having a good day

[whole bolt]

shit my bad

[hushed fjord]

XD

[verbal copper]

I said stop the troll

[wet elbow]

How it feels to chew 5gum

[placid lava]

it might have a minor headache

[atomic jetty]

What do you think John, share your thoughts, why do you think this is taking so long?

[hushed fjord]

Fr

[hushed fjord]

ikr

[whole bolt]

why are his upper teeth so big.. how many he got? 5?

[noble creek]

god damn i never noticed those rabbit teeth

[lean beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-light2-rolling-glitch-gif-24919892

[hushed fjord]

they got fucked up man what do you want from the poor guy

[cyan grail]

Average european teeth

[whole bolt]

yeah but he only had like 7 there in general to even lose up top

[echo wind]

average british teeth*

[hushed fjord]

thats what happends when you get fucked up by a lucile bat or smt

[cyan grail]

damn

[atomic jetty]

America has worse dental care than the UK does, just how dl2 doesn't have dental care, it has dental removal

[lean beacon]

bro think he glenn 😭

[whole bolt]

nah but look how big they are. blud was born with that many

[hushed fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/salute-crying-sad-gif-15286789

[noble creek]

"just a bit off the top"
indian barber:

[whole bolt]

LMAO

[lean beacon]

stop doing tricks on it

[hushed fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-im-so-tom-cruise-gif-13209253

[atomic jetty]

On it? On... What it? What it are you it'ing about?

[hushed fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-kumala-la-kumala-la-savesta-kumala-my-honest-gif-26073681

[lean beacon]

[whole bolt]

on it omg alan get with it

duh

[atomic jetty]

Ok guys guys guys let's speak and have an honest truthful open discussion about dl2 update

Why do you guys think this has been taking so long?

[whole bolt]

bugs

[wet elbow]

Update when?

[atomic jetty]

VARLUS SHUT THE FUCK UP

[hushed fjord]

bro john is monitoring all of us right now one wrong step and we all are fucked like SWEET

[lean beacon]

Update when?

[hushed fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/well-youre-not-gonna-like-this-saturday-night-live-weekend-update-you-wont-like-this-get-ready-gif-20634604