🧬︱bethezombie

[random vector]

Shit you're right im sorry

There must be a dlc for that

[rigid mountain]

Is it normal to be in the drop kick animation and the hunter still tackle you?

[hard juniper]

lag

i once entered dk animation, crane went "AAAAAAAAA" and i got tackle off the rood and fucking died

[upbeat sorrel]

That's you just being bad

[hard juniper]

no

thats what happens when you know how to cancel gp

[obtuse magnet]

boom.

[honest gate]

bruh https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908387318040236072/916053844725743636/Dying_Light_2021.12.02_-_12.49.41.02.DVR_Trim.mp4

[obtuse magnet]

boom.

[honest gate]

he scare me D:

[obtuse magnet]

it's alright. telebomber can't hurt you no more

[honest gate]

[trail hollow]

certified harran classic

[sweet jewel]

@trail hollow got 🎁 Presents!

[trail hollow]

fuck off bootleg ayo

[obtuse magnet]

i have reinstalled dying light

[trail hollow]

nice I opened the game too just now.

my aim is off and I died a lot.

Then this fella called me every curse word in spanish

[obtuse magnet]

and what happened to him

🤔

[trail hollow]

Eh he won.

I died a lot.

[obtuse magnet]

lol

[trail hollow]

Man really had a rough day

even called me the color black in spanish

[obtuse magnet]

what did you do to him

[trail hollow]

uhh..

Let me think

Yeah

so

I dfa'd him.

and then sai

d

BEEMER SAFED

then he got tilted and I asked if he got face-camped by a bubba

cuz his profile was all about dead by daylight.

[obtuse magnet]

man's got mori'd by tombstone myers

[trail hollow]

XDD

eh honestly I died to slopy mistakes.

got gped from a roof with no grapple

super delayed gp

after I tackled him

Man I'm shite, need to warm up.

[obtuse magnet]

i probably shouldn't have reinstalled dying light, but I did a bet. if I won as night hunter they lose.

[trail hollow]

that's how it starts.

Before you know you on the grind.

NO

GET OFF AYO

GO AWAY

[obtuse magnet]

im beyond the grind. i am just letting my ego get the better of me. but hey at least the warm-up rounds we did were like this. I couldn't see much btw.

[trail hollow]

yo I thought you were gonna go for the leapfrog there

you pounced slammed his bud

[obtuse magnet]

probably want to play while im high as fuck because it's more fun that way.

but that is just my opinion

[trail hollow]

Just makes me sloppy

Woah does the same

dunno how he does it

[obtuse magnet]

OH! I still have the old clips with john? whaaat

[trail hollow]

Lmao

Peak human gameplay

Wait I got a nutty clip

[obtuse magnet]

ok send

[trail hollow]

1s

[obtuse magnet]

k

[trail hollow]

hold on adobe is being a cunt

[obtuse magnet]

I'm waiting.

[trail hollow]

here it comes

[raw sluice]

strongest Harran man

[sweet jewel]

@trail hollow got 🎁 Presents!

[obtuse magnet]

looked like that grapple was homing in on him

[trail hollow]

its the new van crane outfit

auto retracts your thrown weapon

[obtuse magnet]

yea no

[trail hollow]

oh looks like magnets

ya mean

[obtuse magnet]

yea.

but fuck the van crane outfit tho.

[trail hollow]

XD

bro its broken

in a nutty way

just spam throws lmfao

[obtuse magnet]

yes or just obtain astronaut outfit so you don't die from tackle fall damage as much

[trail hollow]

wait the astronaut outfit does that

I did not catch that side ability

[stable mist]

Your lethal height is 70% higher

and damage reduction is about the same

[obtuse magnet]

What?

[stable mist]

yes

[plain wave]

Yeah it's that broken

[obtuse magnet]

You're fucking with me, right?

[plain wave]

[trail hollow]

XDDDDD

Yes techland I would love more fall resistance

[trail hollow]

And a retractable one-handed

Wait

Why they don't add btz versions of the buff

They did it with some of the boosters

[stable mist]

Actually no your lethal height is 300% and damage overall is -70%

I forgor

[obtuse magnet]

this is why i play btz

[stable mist]

no the game already worked that way

[trail hollow]

Yeah I mean why they not implement the same thing on the outfit

[stable mist]

it recognizes boosters as boosters and doesnt let you drimk more than cd

that has been in the game for a long time if not since the beginning

but outfit buffs are new

there was never anything to prevent their buffs in btz

[trail hollow]

Yeah but like it uses the same perk method.

oh.

[stable mist]

so they sure as hell arent going to make something.

[obtuse magnet]

so when does mutation 4 night hunter drop?

[trail hollow]

Welp/

I do love how they introduce a nh buff patch.

and then just destroy it by introducing fall dmg resist and infi throw

[stable mist]

thats just Fear's code written into the game

they are not doing anything to btz themselves

[trail hollow]

techland: hey guys we fixed the night hunter.. buut have you seen these new mechanics that just completely nullify it??

[obtuse magnet]

player: but how does this help me out as the night hunter?

[stable mist]

it has been obvious for a long time that they dont make updates with btz in mind anymore

probably ever since 2017.

[trail hollow]

Man btz getting the bad blood treatment

remember last year when we celebrated bad bloods 4th birthday

no love from techland either.

completely neglected their child

[obtuse magnet]

basically a gimmick to them.

[trail hollow]

feels rough man

NOOOO

I HIT THE NUTTIEST THROW

[stable mist]

it was the bad blood twitter account that got me to join this server years ago

[trail hollow]

MADE HIM RQ

[stable mist]

they tweeted

[trail hollow]

DIDNT HAVE SHADOW PLAY ENABBLLED

FUCK

[stable mist]

"If we dont get 10k members by Monday we're officially joining tiktok"

I was like

shit man

this is serious

[trail hollow]

Wait

[stable mist]

so I immediately joined

[trail hollow]

this came from the bad blood account?

[stable mist]

I think so.

[trail hollow]

dude thats ultimate troll

[obtuse magnet]

shame. btz has that potential to be a great gamemode. it's just flawed by how many issues it has.

[trail hollow]

fuck I'm sad my shadow play was off

[stable mist]

https://twitter.com/dlbadblood/status/1037757313543753728

Dying Light: Bad Blood (@DLBadBlood)

Are you on Discord? If so, join us in this friendly community here:
https://t.co/osSzekMnmm.

P.S. If we don't get 10,000 members in there in the next 48 hours, we're joining TikTok/musical.ly.

You've been warned.

Likes

115

Twitter · Sep 6, 2018, 5:39 PM

This is the tweet

[trail hollow]

that throw was textbook classic

[stable mist]

that is the reason I'm here today

[trail hollow]

oh wtf

tiktok existed back in 2018

[stable mist]

Ikr

[plain wave]

Sounds like an Uncy Tweet

[stable mist]

Idk if Uncy worked for them yet at that point

[plain wave]

It still could be

[stable mist]

Its crazy tho

[trail hollow]

think it still funny how noviex and other still play tag on bad blood.

gotta respect it.

[stable mist]

All the haloing. All the speedrunning. All the monkeying, the late night video calls, btz, scp, everything. Can you imagine all of that probably wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for me seeing this tweet during a break in my school on that particular day. @plain wave

[trail hollow]

btz.

[plain wave]

[trail hollow]

you'd probably be better off.

Had a house

and children

and sanity

[stable mist]

the butterfly effect

[trail hollow]

Instead you became a discord mod.

and play btz

[stable mist]

Hey I dont play it anymore

[trail hollow]

Amen

[obtuse magnet]

you don't?

[stable mist]

No not really. I got fed up a while ago

even when ausser first started doing btz fridays

[trail hollow]

Aussie is still commited to the grind.

[stable mist]

I had already quit

and only played on those fridays

[trail hollow]

Even seen him mald over it the other day.

[stable mist]

hence why I was so rusty

[trail hollow]

Hivemind eggnog squad with astronaut suits

[obtuse magnet]

that YouTube grind

[trail hollow]

2hand after every animation

[stable mist]

It doesn't help that btz is becoming worse every update, and probably every day as there is nothing stopping the spread of cheats and modded items

[sweet jewel]

@trail hollow got 🎁 Presents!

[obtuse magnet]

and the dlcs just adding more stuff to the list

[trail hollow]

Yeah tbf there is a shit ton of dlc items

Game almost looks like payday2

[stable mist]

I used to think that it had gotten so bad there was no way it could get worse back in like 2019

But here we are

[obtuse magnet]

we can probably make a joke out of that

[obtuse magnet]

[trail hollow]

tho the retractable one-handed was a cut feature from the main game.

think it was a perk if I recall correctly.

[stable mist]

you know thinking about the past xhaled you have been here for a while. But I think I remember seeing you as a new white name.

[obtuse magnet]

please don't remind me

[trail hollow]

I always have seen xhaled as black

[stable mist]

Donny on the other hand is a pretty recent fellow as far as the history goes

[trail hollow]

he be my chocolate man

Say what

[stable mist]

Remember our first interaction? @trail hollow

[trail hollow]

Ehh Yeah

[stable mist]

It wasn't in the server.

[trail hollow]

I do

It was a btz match.

And then you @'d me in this disc.

[stable mist]

Yes

[trail hollow]

And I did not know who tf you were XDDD

[stable mist]

and I was still grinding my level back then

I was not maxed out

so I wanted all the xp I could get

[obtuse magnet]

this would be my second year on the server after December

[stable mist]

you mined a flare and after I killed you I GPd it

for xp

and I blew up the nest

[trail hollow]

YES

Ahahah

holy shit

damn that was a long time ago.

[stable mist]

that was so fucking funny even in my opinion

[trail hollow]

XDD

[honest gate]

Admin ima need you to review one of my clips in dying light

[trail hollow]

@obtuse magnet wait how tf you been here only for 2 years

I joined this disc in 2019

[stable mist]

shoot.

[honest gate]

Because I’m 100% sure these people lag switching lmao

They still lost they were fighter and Underdog

[obtuse magnet]

January 2020.

[sweet jewel]

@ionic mountain got ❄ Snowball!

[honest gate]

Oooo a snowball

[trail hollow]

that the Prada account?

[honest gate]

What do I do with that?

[trail hollow]

2019/09/09

Says i'm new

;_;

[obtuse magnet]

@stable mist Mr. Admin, I have seen one the users post memes in #⭐︱general which is seen as a violation of rules, is it not? I request that you look into this issue because this shouldn't be allowed.

[stable mist]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-smoking-gif-23151077

[trail hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/dyinglight-gif-22192673

[stable mist]

I love how the guy stays completely still as he flies

[trail hollow]

Man I'm ancient in this server.. not on xhaled/val level.. but 2019 still

I've seen generations come and go by this point

[obtuse magnet]

anyone else had a btz glitch where the game will stay at daytime

[stable mist]

I actually have pretty vivid memories of val being white

he was called Veri Pro hOntur and he had a drawn girl pic

[trail hollow]

then he turned blacc

[obtuse magnet]

now he can never go bacc

[trail hollow]

XDDD

[stable mist]

real

in this server you go through mutations that result in black

that is the final stage

and the whites are discriminated

wtf

[trail hollow]

Yeah yellows too

[obtuse magnet]

they do be asking for it though.

[trail hollow]

It do be like that.

[stable mist]

I still think nothing beats the zombie slayer color.

[obtuse magnet]

add prestige roles.

[trail hollow]

2 Years of harran service.

[honest gate]

K admin ima go download and skip to the part where I went undermap out of no where

[trail hollow]

[honest gate]

Because this should be fixed as it happened near that area raise ken usually have guns in Old town

Rais*

[trail hollow]

Bruh

you know this game is like..

6 years old by now.

No one is gonna fix it.

[sweet jewel]

@ionic mountain got ❄ Snowball!

[trail hollow]

No offense.

[stable mist]

This was zombie slayer

[honest gate]

Stole yo snowball sucker

[stable mist]

absolute drip color

[trail hollow]

Nutteee

[honest gate]

Also yall do realize my pfp looks like it glowing right

[trail hollow]

Wait what was that green color?

[stable mist]

@trail hollow

it was the second highest mee6 role at the time

[trail hollow]

wow I am mentally disabled.

[stable mist]

the highest was purple and it was legend of harran

[trail hollow]

Probably cause I am playing btz again.

[stable mist]

or harran legend

something like that

[obtuse magnet]

Regardless, you are going to find unexplainable and random bugs that you can't replicate. That's just how it goes nowadays since Techland is focusing on DL2.

[stable mist]

and when I joined I think only Christopherus had that role

it was level 30

[trail hollow]

Was sereia around in those days?

[stable mist]

and we considered that "insane" amount of xp

[honest gate]

Yea I’m not tryna be reported on Xbox lmao

Because

[obtuse magnet]

Do you remember obwbo?

[trail hollow]

OH NO

NO

[honest gate]

As a Apex Pred I’ve done some BS

[trail hollow]

XHALED NO

[obtuse magnet]

Yes you do

[trail hollow]

this is owbwo's lil bro

[stable mist]

oh no

[obtuse magnet]

Hey me too!

[trail hollow]

[obtuse magnet]

Wait.

Oh.

[honest gate]

Nah because I trapped people in a Tackle loop

I got a message saying I’m trash cause that!

[stable mist]

He got unbanned after I had been in the server for a while

he was originally banned before I joined

[obtuse magnet]

I trap people in animation locking.

[honest gate]

yay I’m Infected Fear me

[trail hollow]

Lmao

[stable mist]

we became mods at the same time

[trail hollow]

Now he banned again

[stable mist]

then the fugana incident happened

[trail hollow]

WAAIT

[sweet jewel]

@ionic mountain got 🎁 Presents!

[trail hollow]

Sereia mod

how

[stable mist]

and sereia was demoted

[trail hollow]

XDD

[honest gate]

JACKED YO PRESENT LMAO

[stable mist]

fugana left for a couple days

then he came back and got mod

however sereia continued to poke at him so he got banned again

[trail hollow]

Bro now fugana is fugone

[obtuse magnet]

@honest gate looks like this

[stable mist]

then after some months he really wanted back so we gave him another chance

he got banned the third time within some months

then he just left the dl community for good

and eventually steam

and discord

[trail hollow]

then came back

and got banned

[stable mist]

and went silent

[obtuse magnet]

[trail hollow]

[stable mist]

then recently this year I heard he messaged someone on steam so I immediately hit him up and he is a totally changed man

you would not even recognize the lad

[trail hollow]

wait you saying he is not pretending to be a girl no more

[stable mist]

actually reformed this time and doesnt want back in any communities he was part of

[trail hollow]

😳

[stable mist]

he just got rid of his accounts and started studying or something

[trail hollow]

damn

Im getting invaded by a square

[obtuse magnet]

wait sereia was a "he"?

[trail hollow]

ya

[stable mist]

oh yeah well

yeah

[obtuse magnet]

yea.

[sweet jewel]

@obtuse magnet got 🎁 Presents!

[trail hollow]

yee..

[stable mist]

think of it what you will, I'm surprisingly okay with these things when it actually turns out to be someone I've chatted with the most on discord

it's like

there is some level of unconditional respect

[obtuse magnet]

I'll just vibe till i am tired

[stable mist]

so I just dont mind what someone is

because all I've ever cared about is what's in their head

[obtuse magnet]

hm ok.

[trail hollow]

I always thought he was weird for pretending

like some furry

otherwise he was a fun lad

[honest gate]

So here’s a Raw Clip you need to view (skip past a lil)

[stable mist]

oh I was gonna ask

[trail hollow]

Thank you for posting this video, the information we've gotten is very invalueable. We will start by making a new case to ensure this person will get banned on xbox live.

[stable mist]

because it felt like u just forgor

xD

[obtuse magnet]

damn now i want to use tackle knockback instead of the meta

[stable mist]

alright heres the clip lets watch

[trail hollow]

We will forward this information to Uncy as soon as humanly possible. This will be handled by techlands finests with urgency.

[stable mist]

1 min wtf I'll be damned loading this

[honest gate]

LOL

[plain wave]

Looks like he had eggnog in the end or you just missed your claws

[honest gate]

it takes like 20 seconds ngl

[sweet jewel]

@ionic mountain got 🎁 Presents!

[honest gate]

I’m a present thief

[trail hollow]

@plain wave We need to halt production on DL2 right now. We need to handle these scoundrels.

[honest gate]

Tf

[obtuse magnet]

where's that one photo of crane just stuck sideways in a building

i have it somewhere

oh well this clip will take its place for now

[stable mist]

They were on normal difficulty and he doesnt have all the medkit skill points so he used a medkit before u aerial gpd him against the wall and thats why it took more claws to kill him

and thats also why his medkit didnt heal fully

[obtuse magnet]

top 10 moments before disaster

[honest gate]

Free pfp

[stable mist]

so yeah nobody was cheating you just didnt notice that he used a medkit while u were coming for the gp

[obtuse magnet]

also nice spits

[raw sluice]

oh god this bug lmao

[obtuse magnet]

first day of playing reinstalled dying light

might i add

[stable mist]

mm the bowpesh

[obtuse magnet]

myes

[trail hollow]

wow

I just had a hunter

and every hit

[obtuse magnet]

oh boy I can't wait for tomorrow

[trail hollow]

got animation dmg reduction

was xbox gamer

@obtuse magnet Midlitty?

[obtuse magnet]

no

was a little bit after he got healed.

biter just failed to grab me

[stable mist]

shu warrior

[obtuse magnet]

knight outfit soon

once i have the heart to get hellraid

[stable mist]

Mmm knight errant

surely you dont mean raider

but instead the beautiful chivalry man

[obtuse magnet]

oh well

[trail hollow]

man hellraid is worse than bozak

[stable mist]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/832423825076912128/899688148316061706/skellie.gif

[trail hollow]

get tp'd there

every time

[obtuse magnet]

spawn manipulation

[stable mist]

bocek vs hell rais

[trail hollow]

at least I dont loose all my items

[obtuse magnet]

Night Hunter can manipulate the spawns

[trail hollow]

Bro I swear

fricking

Hellraid

disables my coop and invasion

it says I need to progress further into the story.

fuck that dlc

[obtuse magnet]

i do have old clips

or the ones that I could recover

[honest gate]

Bro someone using glitches to stay under map so ima help my friend and waste their lives

Because they using the glitch near rais base

Fastest way to xp is tackle or pounce ?

Or gp ?

[obtuse magnet]

tackle

you get 100xp hit or miss

[honest gate]

Ye but i wonder if gp isn't better

Since you kill way slower

[obtuse magnet]

no.

[honest gate]

K sir

[obtuse magnet]

because you would probably get 250xp total if you were to ground pound them to death compared to 300xp

[honest gate]

No fastest way is to get a friend Knocked and Revived that’s 200 per knock lmao

Do that 10 times and that’s 2k exp

[obtuse magnet]

under the assumption that he doesn't have friends

[honest gate]

Spitting facts rn

Hurting as hell

I have many friends lol

Plus why would I need exp

[obtuse magnet]

because you need skills as hunter

[honest gate]

I’m lvl 56

Mate I’m a Lvl 56 Apex what the hell do I need lmao

[sweet jewel]

@ionic mountain got 🎁 Presents!

[honest gate]

thing is i just mutate so i'm matching with level 6-8 who don't even know what uv mean

[obtuse magnet]

because you're already maxed out?

[trail hollow]

[sweet jewel]

@trail hollow got 🎁 Presents!

[obtuse magnet]

plus your level 56 apex rank flex doesn't compare to my level 14 bolter

[trail hollow]

Bro wdym I'm lvl 56 Stalker

[honest gate]

mannnnn dying light dead atm

[trail hollow]

russians reset my rank

real hunter shit

[honest gate]

imagine LOL

[obtuse magnet]

modder

donatas modding or smurfing

[honest gate]

cant even find my very first game

[sweet jewel]

@ionic mountain got 🎁 Presents!

[honest gate]

Also GUYS where do I find Dark sickles/Machetes they glow at night

[honest gate]

As nh or human ?

[trail hollow]

Real shit @obtuse magnet

[honest gate]

nh

As I throw them and watch them come back

[obtuse magnet]

don't have to

[honest gate]

1 available server with 1 guy in it

[obtuse magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-harder-cope-harder-baboon-mentality-gif-22115122

[honest gate]

sad

go get him

cant

[trail hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-man-eating-apple-shutterstock-gif-16590899

[honest gate]

Wut

Why ?

[trail hollow]

@plain wave wtf u speedrunning dl or something

[obtuse magnet]

he's most likely doing a btz stream

[trail hollow]

ah fr

[honest gate]

bro is in a car zoomin

[trail hollow]

nah he's offline

wanted to party crash otherwise >:)

[honest gate]

damn he quit

I just got oneshotted by a throwable : ))

[obtuse magnet]

[trail hollow]

kyle crane 1942 colorized

oh wait

its uh

[obtuse magnet]

stupid meme that i need to adjust again

[trail hollow]

black n white

[obtuse magnet]

[trail hollow]

we do be needing more quality memes

[obtuse magnet]

i don't be delivering much to the table

[trail hollow]

I just realized uncy beat me in the mee6 rankings

damn

[obtuse magnet]

besides the occasional GIF

[trail hollow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/639239867607416901/694818627160899654/1585115786059.gif

[obtuse magnet]

the transgender procedure

[trail hollow]

dick transplant

[honest gate]

Is there any way someone can one shot the nh in 1v1 with a melee swing ?

With one-handed*

[trail hollow]

Yesn't

There is one magic trick you can do

[obtuse magnet]

dick deleter

[trail hollow]

to instantly kill a night hunter

in 1v1.

It is super secret technique.

[obtuse magnet]

no.

[trail hollow]

Not many can pull it off, only for the supremes.

[obtuse magnet]

unless it was a two handed thrown, then no melee weapon is capable of one shotting you

[trail hollow]

Yeah that was it

YEEET that twohanded

[obtuse magnet]

don't yeet gnome chompski you monster

[honest gate]

Nah someone is one shotting me every time i tackle

[obtuse magnet]

then they are modding

[honest gate]

Plus i get minigunned by an explosive crossbow

i'm starting to get suspicious

[obtuse magnet]

ok they are 100% modder

[honest gate]

Yea you can, Tackle then axe them lmao

[trail hollow]

pc or console?

[honest gate]

pc

It happened to me man used tackle and then axed me

[plain wave]

BTZ

[trail hollow]

pain

[obtuse magnet]

i mean a weapon by itself, not skills.

[plain wave]

I was also testing farm spots for the TechlandGG quests as well

[obtuse magnet]

[honest gate]

Uh yea a bow can

[plain wave]

I love it when I go up against mine drop spammers, who even try it mid pounce to deal damage to me as they're about to die

[trail hollow]

Yo wtf

fanta?

[honest gate]

Me and my friend was testing Bow and bjs Flame arrow one tapped me

[plain wave]

Bow headshot 1 shots yeah

150 damage in 1v1

[trail hollow]

Fanta??

[plain wave]

No

[trail hollow]

BRUH

[stable mist]

no just other retards bro

they all the same

[trail hollow]

people nicking fanta's meta

[honest gate]

It wasn’t a headshot

[trail hollow]

what is this sadness

[plain wave]

It was, impossible to kill in 1 hit otherwise

[honest gate]

these kids toxic af man idek i'm going for a cig

ideca*

[obtuse magnet]

ok

[plain wave]

Unless you used explosive arrows

Which melts the hunter

[stable mist]

not the thing you'd prefer to have named after you.

[obtuse magnet]

he used flame arrows

[stable mist]

but oh well

[honest gate]

Anyway, y’all wanna watch true pain?

[trail hollow]

Well it is his trick

He was the first one to do it.

Now it is all copy cats.

[stable mist]

sure

[plain wave]

The idea of using mines from inventory isn't something to copy

[stable mist]

its not like nobody ever dropped mines from their inventory if he was doing it in 2019

[plain wave]

That but dying mid animation

[raw sluice]

these spits man

could be going to good use but its on the fucking garbage canister

[stable mist]

thats something so easily discoverable we dont know if someone tried it in 2016

the guy to popularize something doesnt have to be the inventor

[trail hollow]

He's been playing this game since the start, I never encountered someone doing it till recently.

[stable mist]

good

[sweet jewel]

@ionic mountain got 🎁 Presents!

[honest gate]

I don’t need spits lmao

[stable mist]

nobody should do it because if you do you're basically just establishing that you're a piece of shit

[trail hollow]

Well it was our gimmick.

[obtuse magnet]

ok 1v1 without spits

[plain wave]

"Our gimmick" inhale

[stable mist]

dont take pride in it

please

its literally one of the most frowned upon things you can do

its as bad as fucking crashing people for no reason

[trail hollow]

Men you even admitted it yourself you laughed when we met.

[honest gate]

Sure I have instant tackles after I heal

Plus everyone sucks at tackle evades

[stable mist]

dude that is not the same.

I'm talking about mid animation

bringing hp down to 0

[trail hollow]

Oh yeah that

[stable mist]

gping a pile of mines

[trail hollow]

Yeah no that is cheesy

[stable mist]

is something else entirely

you can see their indicators

[trail hollow]

Oh wiat

[obtuse magnet]

You face the new bloods, most of the veterans have turned their attention away from dying light

[trail hollow]

you can see the indicators

Yeha na

[stable mist]

I think

[honest gate]

@obtuse magnet lemme know if you want a Direct hit spit 😒

[stable mist]

they shouldnt be different from dropped mines

like

used

[honest gate]

Lmao if I catch a Ult lacking you best believe his blood is mine

[sweet jewel]

@ionic mountain got 🎁 Presents!

[stable mist]

but anyway like why would you ever inventory glitch

[obtuse magnet]

I'm talking about the good players like @agile junco

[plain wave]

Ranks don't matter when people mod, download saves or just boost with their friends

[stable mist]

it makes you look like the biggest retard in the game

nobody likes someone who does

literally not one sane person

[honest gate]

Imo rank never feels right

[plain wave]

The only thing worse than inv glitching is going under the map

[honest gate]

Oooo ima need to 1v1 that

[plain wave]

IMO

[obtuse magnet]

have fun. :')

[trail hollow]

oof

Right in the feels

[honest gate]

Nah tell them to run them hands

[trail hollow]

It be fun to gaston from time to time

[obtuse magnet]

also @honest gate will give you a run for your money

[honest gate]

I only have 2 mil in dl LOL

So uhh yea—

I spent 5 mil in shop—

Because I run out of plastics 26/9

i spent 100k earlier and didnt recover till an hour ago

[obtuse magnet]

sensei probably don't play as much anymore, but hasstus is looking for people to go against if im not mistaken

[honest gate]

I’m Xbox tho

[stable mist]

what he do

I only know his post gaston personality

[obtuse magnet]

i know. i saw your profile

[stable mist]

cuz I played gamings with him

but I never met him when he was a btz plauyer

[trail hollow]

undermap pounces

[honest gate]

Catch these hands

[sweet jewel]

@ionic mountain got 🎁 Presents!

[stable mist]

oh bruh

[honest gate]

Imagine clapping a admin then getting banned

That would be so funny but sad

[stable mist]

I mean if it happens Im just gonna pounce back into the map. Game fault. But I never try to do it on purpose

[honest gate]

happend to me on some minecraft pvp server

LOL

[hard juniper]

What the happened here

[obtuse magnet]

the happened has occurred here

[honest gate]

ok but how do i get good as nh i just got my ass kicked tremendously

[hard juniper]

You

Play?

[stable mist]

Are you willing to lose your sanity?

[hard juniper]

Like to get better you play

[obtuse magnet]

learn from tutorials and gather knowledge.

[hard juniper]

Thats Logic

[honest gate]

i stared half an hour ago

[hard juniper]

Oh god

[stable mist]

If you do not care for your health, just get as much experience as u can and u will git gud

[obtuse magnet]

apply said knowledge to game.
abandon knowledge and spam a bit
then go back to acquiring knowledge to use for real

[honest gate]

i havn't left my house since july

[hard juniper]

Yeah like all tricks you learn by your self

[honest gate]

obviously i dont care abt my health

lvl 3

letsgo

now i can show off how hard i just got my ass beaten

[stable mist]

how u eatin man

[hard juniper]

Good set for a btz player

[obtuse magnet]

someone goes out and picks up groceries or food or whatever

[stable mist]

yea but

[hard juniper]

OH GOD NOT ON CONSOLE

[stable mist]

he was never asked for help?

[honest gate]

yes on console

[obtuse magnet]

help with what

[hard juniper]

Bruh dont even play

[stable mist]

dude

[hard juniper]

There are so many dumbasses with modded items

[honest gate]

yes

[obtuse magnet]

im sorry

[honest gate]

someone tried to get banned with some

[hard juniper]

Dude no One gives a damn

[stable mist]

I aint grown up spoiled I've had to help with every conceivable chore

[hard juniper]

If you wanna play btz at least on pc

On console you just suffer

[honest gate]

my pc runs minecraft at a solid 60fps

if i even try to launch DL it will explodd

[hard juniper]

Odd flex

[obtuse magnet]

how it should be. helping around the house.

[stable mist]

mc is a processor heavy game

[honest gate]

i tried to launch apex a few weeks ago and my pc turned itself off 👍

[hard juniper]

Apex is much heavier

I think

[stable mist]

I think you have integrated graphics

[obtuse magnet]

you plugged into the wrong tower, it was actually a giant potato.

[honest gate]

my pc is about as old as the new generation cod players

[stable mist]

do u know ur specs

[hard juniper]

I mean i mostly play DL on 20-40 fps lmao

[honest gate]

not from my head no

[hard juniper]

Well, used to play

Waiting on new setup

[sweet jewel]

@hard juniper got 🎁 Presents!

[honest gate]

i'm going to buy a new one in a few months tho i just gotta save up

[stable mist]

I have some 2011-14 parts in my machine

[honest gate]

with the hollidays and such it wont take that long

[sweet jewel]

@hard juniper got 🎁 Presents!

[stable mist]

it either runs a game OK or it doesnt run it

[obtuse magnet]

pretty sure they are going to add an outfit that increases movement speed

boy i would die inside

if they actually made that.

[honest gate]

in dl1 or dl2 ?

[obtuse magnet]

dl1

[stable mist]

nobody is telling u to play

[honest gate]

goddamn

[stable mist]

[honest gate]

tagging ultimate survivor when my hunter is level 5 :)))

anyone on ps4 wanna chill?

[obtuse magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/doug-walker-nostalgia-critic-clap-gif-22806849

[hard juniper]

I cant go back to console DL after pc

[stable mist]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/826173533398761493/915078065003036712/album_2021-11-30_04-11-16.gif

[hard juniper]

Its just torture

[plain wave]

@stable mist Just played against someone who got too salty and turned on every mod known to man when he was at last life

[stable mist]

lol

did u kil

[hard juniper]

Btz in a nutshell

[plain wave]

no

[stable mist]

sadge

[plain wave]

across the map UV and DK

[hard juniper]

Clip

For funny

[plain wave]

I'll post the clip here temporarily

Then remove cus server rules

[stable mist]

wait why

[hard juniper]

Mods

[honest gate]

@plain wave How would you like a compilation of every straight pound Anders got on your vid + streams ?

[stable mist]

u dont have to remove this

but anyway bruh

btz experience

[plain wave]

Notice how I got 9 kills

The best part

He was already cheating before

[hard juniper]

HOLY HEALTH BAR

[plain wave]

All his melees 1 hit

And was moving like he was potion stacking permanently

[obtuse magnet]

he just had god's gaming chair

[hard juniper]

Damn you prob played against artemis

[stable mist]

that dude ego so frail he coats it in a 10km layer of mods

protective boohoo crybaby shield

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/883708430156714065/899094211905871893/caption.gif

[honest gate]

me rn

[plain wave]

He had like an instant kill aura that basically expanded across almost the entire map

[hard juniper]

Mods, yes

[plain wave]

and promptly killed all the nests in quick succession afterwards

[hard juniper]

Thats like satans, wemod, and the cheating table

[stable mist]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889560515242766409/903395326004707388/image0.gif

mut0 chasing non legend cranes

without tendril sprinting

[honest gate]

How do you tendril - gp ?

poor guy

I don't know how to cancel gp but i do wanna know how to tendril gp

i just bullied a man for 13 mins

[honest gate]

they usually rq faster

he didnt even rq

he just

god that poor soul

i let him go to my hive

then i'd stick hil

and he blew up

ten times in a row

fear

the poor soul

didnt know what hit him

he was beeing rude tho i was trying to farm xp on his buggy and he kept throwing me off of it

[stable mist]

#🧬︱bethezombie message

if u wanna learn more useful things search grace time and look for the long paragraphs

[honest gate]

i'll make sure to check that out

tryin to 100% the game

just got 1 shot

cool

git gud

true alpha grinder use infinite hp on night hunter

juzt got iv spammed

cool

[plain wave]

UV spam doesn't exist

Unless they have infinite UV

[honest gate]

or if they have gold uv lamp kek

rare item

[plain wave]

Even if you're sarcastic, I just want to point out that's cheated

[honest gate]

Ye i'm just joking around

Sry if it felt harsh or smth

[plain wave]

It's alright

Sometimes people legitimately think that modded stuff just isn't

@stable mist Played against people who spammed explosive arrows the entire match, also had pvp on so definitely modding. I included an actual nice play of mine at the end

[honest gate]

Anyone wanna help a brother out get some hunter tissue on ps4? I'm willing to play be the zombie but I've only ever played like 5 times. (Beat the game twice and on a nightmare run) Quirqz on ps4

LETS GOOO

I JUST WON MY FIRST ACTUALL GAME

[honest gate]

idk how to get hunter tissue but sure

from what i've gathered from the interweb lol

you just kill a night hunter in be the zombie mode

I think..

lmfao

[plain wave]

It's just RNG at the end of a match

Unfortunately

[honest gate]

oh my goodness..

so maybe I'm better off doing the prison

[honest gate]

i mean that 4 people spammed flares all over my hive's and used their uv lights to not let me get close

[honest gate]

Thank you.

[honest gate]

i can run some if u want?

[plain wave]

Yeah that's not spam

[honest gate]

it's still a spam

Ceke. Alright give me a bit and i'll message you if you're on

I'm just trying to get my legend level to 40

i dont have that long left my man it's alr 4am

My psn is Quirqz if you wanna add me

alright no worries.

Only 10pm here lol

oof i'm only legend 4

or 6

no worries

i think 6 idk

if you're on tomorrow we can run the prison together

how long would u say it'll take you?

lol never done it before but

i think on nightmare the target is 25 minutes

if we do it in under 25 then we get 3 minutes to loot in the armory

no i mean till you're on lol

were you get gold tier items and king mods

LMFAO oh

sorry

and also i dont find you

[honest gate]

my record is like 7 minutes

Oh okay. Message me your psn I'll look for you. I'm positive my psn is Quirqz

I'll be on in like 10-15 and that sounds awesome

I dont have a mic

i'm stupid

i typed Quirgz instead of Quirqz

it's allright

lol no worries!

i've never done it on nightmare mode tho

I've seen tutorials for the prison and its alot of running for your life

think i added u

Lmao okay true

what time are you usually on

I might not be able to do prison tonight

have u not done an actuall prison run?

usually around 8pm-6am europe

no ive never done the prison

ive beaten the game twice

damn

this is my third final nightmare run

figured Id give it a go lol

idk what a nightmare run is lol

I'm on anytime from 2pm to 2am EST

just doing the whole game and dlc on nightmare

only have abt 40h on the game

unlock the outfit

so 4 hours?

Ohhh i see

no 12 hours lol

wait 4 hours what lol

sorry

no i mean till you're on

it's 10 there rigjt?

ohhh I'm on right now but wont be able to do a steady run for a bit. Still truing to get the baby down

cant remember

yah its 10:07

the baby?

My baby lol

oooohhh

hahahaha

you are a grown ass man

thats why i was saying maybe in like 30 i'll be on for a steady 6 hours

i thought you'd be like 16-17

nope lol

love this game though

[honest gate]

cant blame you

also cant wait for dl2

same

64 days tho

pain

tmrw if you're on when I am jump in my game I can get you a ton of legend exp (not cheating)

i'd be on again in about 13 hours

if not tonight

okay. I'm currently out of work

so i'm playing most of the time not gonna lie

did you add me on ps4?

i'm out of school for health reasons

and yea i did

nvm i see it

ceke-boy

gotcha

alright when you're on check if i am. I have a set of pretty shitty head phones with a mic if need be

eating cold pizza rn cause why not

ew

lol i hate cold pizza

the wife loves it

not a frozen one

oh i know

like left over pizza

yeah

i have to reheat it

[honest gate]

my man is living the life

a wife
a kid
time to play games

I work IT and got laid off like 2 months ago

gonna go back to work after christmas so right now im just fucking doing nothing

i'm doing exactly what i always thought about sitting at my desk the last decade

i'm out of schools due to mental health problems

school*

what were you taking in cscool

welding

good for you

take time for your mental health

yeah

i just recently got emetophobia because i got sick on the bus from school and threw up and now the thought of it happening again and again everytime i take the bus or train is stuck in my head

been locking myself in since july now

getting help though?

i was untill my therapist said he couldnt help me and canceled all apointments

look into getting another therapist

we are trying to get a new one

thats good

[stable mist]

Decimated

Pummeled

Rolled and smoked

[honest gate]

@honest gate u nearly ready?

almost my man

you still wanna do the prison run?

i should be ready in about 15-20 mins i know. lol my bad an

[honest gate]

yeah just did a solo 8 min run

!?yah

awesome at least you know what you're doing

I've never done it

msg you in 10

[honest gate]

kinda lol

LMAO

the world record is 2 min 34 so

We have to do it in 25 mins

Ceke is green now

He has mutated

We are doomed

yes

i am now

GOD

[honest gate]

Accuracy 🤴🐐

[cerulean furnace]

ok

[raw sluice]

"accuracy" misses a dropkick 5 seconds in

p sure your friend got the last shot. still alright anyways tho

[honest gate]

I have other clips demonstrating feats of accuracy in comparison to this, but the shot was harder than the dropkick

Also, screw that kid, he's a spoiled brat.
That team mate of mine used AA anyways and when his mom broke his Xbox because he screams racial slurs and sits on Xbox everyday, he said that he would kill himself or his mom.

[honest gate]

Anyone wanting to invade ?

[fast glen]

...no need for the last detail of such stupidity

[obtuse magnet]

he should seek help.

[honest gate]

So this man came up and got slapped

33.65 MB loaded in that clip

[obtuse magnet]

your team is adorable.

[upbeat sorrel]

so spooky

[upbeat sorrel]

is that what a pro team looks like 🥺

[honest gate]

Yes

[obtuse magnet]

a competent team

the night hunter is even cuter.

[upbeat sorrel]

please teach?!?

[obtuse magnet]

I can't teach you anything because I have just came back to play Dying Light after months

[honest gate]

Crownie is new tho she spent 1k hours on pact with rais

[obtuse magnet]

[upbeat sorrel]

i cant beat the bandits from rice D:

[obtuse magnet]

boil them.

[upbeat sorrel]

grain just cant kill rice bandits

[honest gate]

How to open doors in dl D:

[sweet jewel]

@upbeat sorrel got 🎁 Presents!

[honest gate]

@upbeat sorrel got 🎁 Presents!

[upbeat sorrel]

@upbeat sorrel got 🎁 Presents!

[obtuse magnet]

wha

[upbeat sorrel]

how to open present D:

[honest gate]

Can’t

Do /open

[knotty canopy]

@invalid-user got 🎁 Presents!

[upbeat sorrel]

/open