🧬︱bethezombie

[raw sluice]

I hope you realize he only ever asks this question

As a 'joke'

[honest gate]

Night hunter, Overpowered or Underpowered?

[fading cedar]

anyone want to help me fight modders? im in a lobby where they constantly join

[raw sluice]

Subtly underpowered

If used right/effectively, nh can be strong

[honest gate]

Yeah but jokes are supposed to be funny

[late tendon]

not all jokes are supposed to be funny

[raw sluice]

Thats why I quoted it

Because its a shit joke

[late tendon]

maybe that what you call the "unfunny" jokes

[honest gate]

Just fought the best runner NH ever but he left as soon as I got to the 4th nest 😞

And he did the thing where it aborts the invasion so I don’t get my gold weapon

[honest gate]

fuck your gold weapon it's a runner lol

[honest gate]

E

Pretty sure it was an apex runner like the people who are actually apex preds but create new account

Still, your gold weapon does not matter

True

You should already have plenty by the time your Underdog so invasions are pointless for weapon farms

I heard you get better gold weapons like 10K damage weapons from invasions

[late tendon]

nah it all shit

[honest gate]

Alr

[late tendon]

even tho i got a gold pipde from it

pipe*

[honest gate]

Then I don’t really have a point to play BTZ because I’m using a lot of zaid flares and NH boosters

[late tendon]

there is a point

for having fun

[honest gate]

What level are you cuz that’s funni

[late tendon]

ult

ultimate

and then i do the last mission from the story

and it reset my rank to prey again

how to smurf lol

[honest gate]

Lel

[late tendon]

i dont really play DL

[honest gate]

It’s not really fun playing as the NH because I run into so many cheaters

[late tendon]

invade friend

[honest gate]

I have no friends

[late tendon]

briuh

[honest gate]

Well I do they just don’t have DL

[late tendon]

i feel that

even tho i didnt play much too

[honest gate]

I have 200+ hours and barely have Underdog

[honest gate]

H m m

Guess I’ll need a few hundred more hours

[late tendon]

meh

[honest gate]

I have 2900 hours and 3 minutes

[late tendon]

lmao that just no life

[honest gate]

I actually was rank runner but I got my cheeks clapped by a hunter and de-ranked

[late tendon]

i already get bored on 1.6 k

[late tendon]

dont care bout rank

there no point of the rank

[honest gate]

Now get 6900 hours

[honest gate]

It’s the only thing I have left to do in the game

Get rank ULT

[honest gate]

I'm good

And Apex pred

[honest gate]

y

Once I get 3000, I'm breaking my disc

[late tendon]

im bolter so im not good as hunter

[honest gate]

I've already hit Apex four times, almost five.
I've hit Ultimate four times

[honest gate]

I’m mauler and suck at hunter too

[late tendon]

i already did 7 time ultimate

apex only

[honest gate]

Get Ult and Apex 10 times

[late tendon]

3

didnt play hunter much

[honest gate]

Are you on Xbox?

[late tendon]

n

no

[honest gate]

Ps4?

[honest gate]

Motherfucker, I'd rather get shown up, I won't waste further life on a shitty game

[late tendon]

bruh what is this then

[honest gate]

Me dumbass

[honest gate]

Ok and

This is what 2000 hours does to a mf @honest gate

Wrong clip

There you go

Breh it keeps pausing every 2 seconds

Haha shitternet

I got full bars tho

[late tendon]

this is just shit video of me and my friend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBgSHtKSoT4

[honest gate]

Wow look at all those UV spammers

Smh

[honest gate]

Tell me you're joking

[late tendon]

nah hes not

[honest gate]

Lel

Some dude messaged me calling me a flare spammer after I get hit with UV suppressor

'

[honest gate]

Seems like ur lucky

or cheating Dun dun dunnn

Nah because I got another one on the same guy

[late tendon]

yeah fug yo cheat

jk

i rarely meet cheater as hunter

but as human the hunter is cheating

[late tendon]

using 1 handed axe

[honest gate]

I too scared to throw weapon

[late tendon]

why

[honest gate]

I just don’t wanna risk losing it

Even they I can get way more gold weapons back by grinding Bozak

[late tendon]

i dont care about losing weapon

and i only throw my weapon if i have low hp

[honest gate]

Your right I shouldn’t care as much cuz it’s a game and I can get it back

[late tendon]

yeah eventually

[honest gate]

U r wise man

[late tendon]

yeah not gonna bother losing a weapon while you have a ton of money and free weapon from pvp

[honest gate]

I was thinking about becoming DL YTER think it’s good idea?

[late tendon]

its all up to you

[honest gate]

Because DL isn’t really a well known game it’s probably gonna be hard to get views

[late tendon]

yeah plus no one watching about DL pvp

even tho they watch famous youtuber play DL

and its only the story of the game

they dont play multiplayer

[honest gate]

True

I could always do GTA but game is hella toxic

[late tendon]

plus its 18+ mature

i mean DL is also 18+

but GTA contain nudity

[honest gate]

It’s GTA online it’s only gonna he about some missions heists and combat

[late tendon]

maybe GTA online is fine

but i dont know about community tho

[honest gate]

Im pretty skilled so I think I’ll be Alr

[late tendon]

nice

im trying to download ark survival but my hardrive is hella dying

[honest gate]

I played that game it’s fun and with mods extra fun

[late tendon]

181 gb only for install

da fuck is tihs

[late tendon]

yeah i downloaded primal mod thingy

dont really remember the name

[honest gate]

I’m ps4 so I can’t get mods

[late tendon]

[honest gate]

Yes you can

[sullen nacelle]

Same -_-

[honest gate]

I don’t want to jail break the hella old PS4 Idk what it will do

[late tendon]

also i still dont remember what the reason i buy cyberbug 2077

even tho i can pre order DL 2

[honest gate]

rip

@raw sluice King Klyux after playing Dying Light for 987 hours straight

I really don’t want to jail break the PS4 it’s like not funni

[raw sluice]

Lmfao

[honest gate]

You don't need to

Just go in your files

If Xbox players can do it, you especially can.

[honest gate]

How do I enter files on PS4 tho

[sullen nacelle]

We can't get into game files on ps4

[honest gate]

Oh

I’ve had this PS4 since release date so I know all the ins and outs of it

[late tendon]

never touched ps in my life

[honest gate]

Stick to PC it’s just better

I'd pay three dollars for MS Files so I can mod and I can DM you how I did it on Xbox

[brave gazelle]

Wait

What

I think I bought that

[late tendon]

the only reason last time i played DL on 31 august is because my graphic card is broken

and i need to buy a new one

[honest gate]

No I won't gib anything

[late tendon]

the worse thing its rtx 2080

[honest gate]

E

[late tendon]

[brave gazelle]

I’m just curious

[honest gate]

Ha loser

[honest gate]

My PS4 Is starting to make jet engine noises so it’s probably reaching the end of its life

Meant to at this

[late tendon]

okpro

[honest gate]

Also should we go back on topic so like no warn by Uncy

If he still exists

[late tendon]

he is offline

[honest gate]

@raw sluice Klyux/Oriax after you beat him once

[raw sluice]

Nah more like

https://tenor.com/view/kazuma_kiryu_slams_a_desk_and_leaves-gif-19004286

Blows smoke up his own ass, so full of himself that he may as well be infatuated with himself, toxic, delusional, the list goes on.

[honest gate]

His ass got lung cancer?

[sullen nacelle]

Who is oriax? Is he an Xbox player?

[raw sluice]

He was. Prob still is

[sullen nacelle]

Lol

[raw sluice]

Thank fuck I don't see that roach when I occasionally play

Last time I saw him he moved to ps

[honest gate]

I can give you all a good desc of him

That's true

[raw sluice]

Prob got shat on and came back to xbox

Which wouldn't be a surprise

[honest gate]

I'm active on Xb, I can tell you all about it

Listen up both of yas

[raw sluice]

Wait wait

First

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/438616857235292160/691098684468887592/basically_klyux.mp4

Well allow me to open ypur eyes

Lmao

Idk. Just cause he's chill with one dude don't make him less toxic

Idc ab btz nowadays much but people like him are rats lol

[plain wave]

You can't even shoot from a safe zone either so idk what he's talking about

[sullen nacelle]

OH HIM I BEAT HIM EZZZ

[raw sluice]

He's a delusional console player, what did you expect

Thats a joke dw. Idc ab what you play on

[late tendon]

its been a while im not here so who is tihs King Klyux?

[raw sluice]

Some delusional and garbo console player

[honest gate]

He is delusional, yes. He always thinks he's better than everyone else and if you're remotely annoying to him, he'll only call you a virgin, he'll tell you to kill yourself.
He is very full of himself, yes. He said word for word, he is the best DL player (which he clearly isn't.)
He bullies people online, everyday, but claims to be better than everyone else which is a clear sign there is a major problem with his superiority complex.

[raw sluice]

I say garbo cause he never blames himself

Only the game

[late tendon]

ph

oh

[raw sluice]

Lmao

[late tendon]

i love trolling toxic player

[honest gate]

He just said stupid ni**ers and retarded Polish people because he can't accept he's bad without glitches & exploits

[raw sluice]

He's dependant on dl because his life is that shit

[late tendon]

buy me a console

[raw sluice]

Yep lmao

I know that very well from him

[late tendon]

yeah me2

[raw sluice]

It doesnt help that he's

Bri ish

Jk

Twas a joke

But he's annoying as hell and braindead

He is

[honest gate]

He's Australian

He disrespects AussieGG by existing

He's a disgrace to Australian people

[raw sluice]

Ah I see

Guess its been a while

Then again

God forbid I ever hear from that tard

Dude wanna know whats funny

[honest gate]

Professionals have standards and that man child is no professional

[raw sluice]

He view botted his videos a few times

And hid like to dislike

So it wasnt suspicious

[raw sluice]

But he had like at least 20 smth subs so its already weird

[sullen nacelle]

Yes

I stole aussies gif lol

Pvp players on console: imma pull a pro gamer move and use an infinite uv and hold it and never let go of the button

[raw sluice]

On xbox you have people under the map

Some of them even try to justify it

Its fuckin wild

[sullen nacelle]

Ps4 players to be exact

[raw sluice]

I know

[late tendon]

well infinite uv is just like normal flashlight with uv sound effect and longer cooldown

and i love how people think it legit

[raw sluice]

It's the most commkn place you find modders on a console

[sullen nacelle]

Ah yes the infamous under the map warriors

[honest gate]

I only go under the map if I need to, which was back when you could insta kill nests

If someone did that, I went under the map

[raw sluice]

Don't tell all the sweaty dl players but..

I play btz... For fun.

I don't play seriously

[sullen nacelle]

I used to go under the map for ez ranks dont bash me I don't do it anymore

[late tendon]

i got a cancer playing it

[raw sluice]

Half the apex preds we ever come across are usually boosted morons so

P much

[honest gate]

I play because I have nothing else to do but draw and play Ryse: Son of Rome

[raw sluice]

Theres the rare mega sweat

But thats it

[honest gate]

I'm a sweat without trying and without being a nerd neck neck beard

Crazy, I know

Give me applause

[sullen nacelle]

Lol

applaudes

[honest gate]

This is what Oriax looks like

[sullen nacelle]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is oriax

[raw sluice]

Well

They're not as frequent as ps

Theyre rare over here

I hardly get Amy

Any*

Fuck

[sullen nacelle]

Dude if you complain about tackle slice your a sped

[raw sluice]

I only get people who try to be one

[raw sluice]

But those guys usually cost themselves the game for trying to be one

[sullen nacelle]

Listen here mothafack

[honest gate]

Oriax' reasoning for losing

[sullen nacelle]

Lmaoooo

Same

I've found a hunter that complained that I dodged his tackles to much

AND HIS POUNCES

[raw sluice]

@honest gate Want my fav vid

:v

[honest gate]

I want you <3

[sullen nacelle]

Or the other day I found a hunter that called me and my friend gay lovers cuz we 2v1ed him and he got shredded

[raw sluice]

[sullen nacelle]

We stuck close together alot

[raw sluice]

Lmao

But fr, here

[honest gate]

Pause???

[sullen nacelle]

The coom made us stick ;)

Uh I didn't say nothin

[honest gate]

I spilled mint chocolate chip on my shirt

[sullen nacelle]

Oop

I'll clean it for you ;)

[honest gate]

It's a white one >:(

[sullen nacelle]

Oops

[raw sluice]

https://youtu.be/SlRparnkJGM

@honest gate look lmao

Old but gold

Ye

[sullen nacelle]

I wanna beat some hunters asses irl sometimes

[raw sluice]

Only one I'd do so to is klyux. Not bc of the game

[sullen nacelle]

YEP IVE BEAT HIS ASS I REMEMBER THAT NAME

[raw sluice]

That dude just deserves to have his teeth kicked in

[sullen nacelle]

Hes such a dumbass

[raw sluice]

Fr

He's awful too

[sullen nacelle]

And then he decides to message me his hand is broken

[raw sluice]

Shit you're right

[sullen nacelle]

6 months later he invades me again and I shit on him again

His next excuse was my nephew was playing

[honest gate]

there's a pic of him somewhere

He

is

FAT

[sullen nacelle]

LMAOOOO

OF COURSE HE IS

[honest gate]

Like the biggest person you'll see playing DL

[sullen nacelle]

Lmaooo

I'm prolly the skinniest person playing dl I look like I could get blown away by 2 mile per hour wind

But yet I hold up against 3 pussies tryna fuck me up

[honest gate]

Bro i'm 5'11 but I'm chunky despite my height issue

[sullen nacelle]

I'm 5'10 and 115 pounds

[honest gate]

I have one more inch but it's been a month :(

Y'all don't wanna know my weight

[sullen nacelle]

Maths

[honest gate]

I don't look it, but you still don't want to know

[sullen nacelle]

._.

Imma guess your just a bit to chunky?

[honest gate]

I'm thick

[sullen nacelle]

Ohhh hell yeahhh

Cmere big boy

[honest gate]

I'm male but I still have ass game B)

[sullen nacelle]

Wait what

[honest gate]

Bruh I'm underage

[sullen nacelle]

I am to ;)

I'm 14

[honest gate]

What

[sullen nacelle]

Ye

[honest gate]

Well I'm -7

[late tendon]

w

[sullen nacelle]

Big brain bruv

[late tendon]

well im -0 if that even exist

[honest gate]

I'm 5'11 230 lbs. I swear I'm that heavy. If I showed you a pic, I might not look it, but I am

[sullen nacelle]

Your way under weight unless your on a different metric system

[sullen nacelle]

Eh that's about what a 6 foot person is supposed to be

[late tendon]

yuh

[sullen nacelle]

Ya see I go by pounds not kilos

I'm American

[honest gate]

Stupid Brits

Dumb

Nvm

[sullen nacelle]

Chu papi muño

Shit I spelled that wrong

Uh

Hola como estás

Me no hav brain oke

I dont remember where accent marks go so idk if I placed them right

Im Sure

[late tendon]

fuck me

i broke my mic

[sullen nacelle]

Bet

[late tendon]

it cost 208$

[sullen nacelle]

Ouch

[sullen nacelle]

Yessirrr

Life is bullshit

[late tendon]

my GRAPHIC CARD IS BROKEN

NOW ITS MY MIC

AKWEH09AJENJKA]EJIARJ

ASKWR.-OAWKEHA

EJRAPO]JRH'

yeah

i amma find the cheap one on internet

[late tendon]

how do you build a microphone

[daring trout]

bullying HVO i see lmao

kid was such an idiot

[late tendon]

how do you cram 3 oranges together

[vernal herald]

Hello

[quaint vortex]

apex pred picking on me whose shit

fuckkkkkk

offffff

[daring trout]

invadeee meeeee

[honest gate]

is that why you faked suicide?

[quaint vortex]

no

[sullen nacelle]

Is this why a block button exists?

[sullen nacelle]

Fokus has been harassing me for like 7 months

[quaint vortex]

???

[sullen nacelle]

Yeah

[plain wave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/836351244691439677/846228972706463745/caption.gif

[quaint vortex]

OMG it's him

[sullen nacelle]

Fokus is a huge dumbass

[honest mortar]

Just block him

[sullen nacelle]

I did

An hour ago

[honest mortar]

There you go

[sullen nacelle]

Fokus is just so good that he uses mods SO SKILLED

[quaint vortex]

So true bro

[sullen nacelle]

He can't win without gp spit and if you do it to him he uses mods on you

[novel crypt]

Not like 90% of this community uses gp spit

[sullen nacelle]

I should know back when he was on ps4 I used to gp spit the fuck outta him like he did to me and he got mad

Huge ass hypocrite

[plain wave]

I'm in the 10% because I have GP knockback and suck at hitting GP spit even if I tried

[sullen nacelle]

Rip

[novel crypt]

I dont use gp spit and I dont have gb kb

[sullen nacelle]

I use tackle spit more I find it more efficient

Unless I'm fighting auto aim on ps4 then I gp spit

[plain wave]

I like GP knockback cus of spikes

[novel crypt]

Easier to block than gp spit, but harder to land

I am more of landing tackles and speed around

[sullen nacelle]

That shit is so funny to do but you can do it with out gp knockback

[novel crypt]

If the human is near enough the spikes

[sullen nacelle]

Yep

[honest mortar]

I remember during my first week of btz I didn't know how to cancel gp

[novel crypt]

Doesnt it say in the skill tree how to cancel it

[daring trout]

he stopped that 3 months ago and his pak doesnt even have modded items anymore. Its literally the base game with FPS boosts and such

[sullen nacelle]

Want soup?

[daring trout]

https://tenor.com/view/cursed-lol-scp-scp106-gif-14751124

[honest gate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/836351244691439677/846228972706463745/caption.gif

When u slice fokus

[plain wave]

When u slice fokus

[daring trout]

https://tenor.com/view/pickle-chin-hampster-stare-kuku-skype-gif-16741966

[honest mortar]

modders taunting a max night hunter after they one shot all nests before the round even starts

[urban crater]

I found out you can glitch inside the second building in starting area by climbing.

[urban crater]

Harran must be really big city then.

I can't specify It, I could post picture, but I'm lazy.

[sullen nacelle]

Do you mean in slums at the towers?

[urban crater]

Yes

[sullen nacelle]

Oh that's ez

[pastel bridge]

Just beat a hacker twice in a row

[honest gate]

@raw sluice Oriax.

[raw sluice]

Lmfao

[raw sluice]

Ye

That's been known for the longest time

Lul

[honest gate]

Oriax after getting beat by an Endangered

[raw sluice]

Oriax after seeing that the person he dmed "ez" never read the message

[daring trout]

bro this whole community hates HVO lmao

i thought he was just disliked on ps4 lmao

[honest gate]

He's hated on Xbox

He claims it's because we're jealous of his greatness

Here to support you fellow btz players :)

[quaint vortex]

Wat

[honest gate]

Just love for the btz community

[quaint vortex]

Ohhh

❤️ ❤️

[daring trout]

hes like

the worst player ive fought

he literally admitted to abusing AB to get wins

and abusing nest spawns

etc

[honest gate]

Wtf is ab

I have 120 days of total time and don't know what AB is

[honest gate]

?????

I think he meant to say AA but Idk

AA meaning auto aim

It's called dry texting

I normally text full words and only dry text for menial bits of sentences like "I don't know"

Bet

[sullen nacelle]

doesn't AB stand for auto balance back when it was a thing

[quaint vortex]

Dry texting? Cringe

[novel crypt]

Most likely he ment aim assistance

[raw sluice]

I mean

He's deluded, blows smoke up his own ass, blames the game rather than himself, and is in constant denial

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/877608775308148786/887007416078700584/totally_not_the_meme.mov

@honest gate Oriax after insulting someone better than him

[honest gate]

He sounds pretty bad

[raw sluice]

He is

Lel

[honest gate]

He probably calls someone a spit spammer

Half these players are just people who claim to be one of the best

No more good players @raw sluice @honest gate@sullen nacelle

[honest gate]

RIP

[raw sluice]

Coming back to Be the Zombie in 2021 is like coming back to your childhood home, there's nothing but emptiness

[honest gate]

There's Oriax

Relatable

This is how the 1v1 between me and Oriax went down eight months ago

He turned his game to singleplayer when I was a noob >;(

Damn I thought he was semi good but he looks like complete dog shit

He abused delay the entire time

He is

And I was barely try harding+I was a noob back then

Safe to say I’m better then him

Maybe

And I suck

But I don’t go single player unless it’s a cheater

He abuses gp spit, delay, downloads games for worse connection to the player, etc

He had one tackle but I was in the party with him and he was screaming "Fuck you stupid PolishLand, stupid black ni**ers"

Implying he didn't mean to tackle

So 0 tackles

Lol squeaker lol

Nah, it's funny

He's a seventeen year old Aussie

But supposedly, he's 5'3, obese, and has ugly hair

lmao

He probably has 10k hours on DL and fails all his classes but still sucks at DL

He's not in school lol

I mean a few years ago

He collectively has around probably 300+ days on all his accounts and systems

PC, PS4, and Xbox xD

Breh

I've played all platforms, just not a lot

Xbox is g

I've stuck with it for awhile

I’ve only played PS4

Cuz I’m poor

At least you haven't dedicated years upon years on every system

He has been quiet lately

[novel crypt]

If you have more than 1k hour you supose to he decent otherwise there is something really wrong going on

[honest gate]

I have 2900+ hours

[honest gate]

They play on normal

To scared to play on Hard or nightmare

[novel crypt]

I got about 1300h

Whyyy

[honest gate]

But I'm also a kid so it doesn't matter

And I don't bully people for a living

[novel crypt]

Its easier on then

[honest gate]

I got 250+ hours probably 300 with the TF hours and BTZ hours

[novel crypt]

That doesn't mean anything only if you aren't toxic etc idrc about age then

[honest gate]

I do

It's different when you're a kid

But when you bully people and claim you're the best, you don't have a life

ANd you're seventeen

Eighteen by now

[novel crypt]

Yeah I am 17 too but calling anyone the best is not a good way to say in this game when anyone can get better than the so called best with time

[honest gate]

I’m the best at being the worst can’t beat that can u

[novel crypt]

Mhm

MrEdxwx?

[honest gate]

That’s one DL YT who only fights noobs? And custom maps?

[novel crypt]

Yeah

Rq if he dies once

[honest gate]

Yup

[novel crypt]

You sure your the worst with him in the picture?

[honest gate]

eh

He probably calls people tryhards after getting DFA when he being a dumbass

[novel crypt]

Hes max lvl and didnt know how to uv heal

[honest gate]

Just went through his channel again

It’s mostly “NIGHT HUNTER RAMPAGE ULTRA SETTINGS”

[novel crypt]

Yup

[honest gate]

Like DL looks the same what ever settings u put it on

[novel crypt]

Kinda correct yeah, this is an old game so

[honest gate]

It still looks good for an old game

[novel crypt]

Yeah

[honest gate]

He probably looks like

[raw sluice]

Fr

[late tendon]

ah man i want 1v1 him badly

[quaint vortex]

that guy lmaooo

i remember getting into this game and thinking he was a god

then i watched one of his "noob hacker" videos and i cant watch it without cringing

[raw sluice]

He had a complication calling himself a god

But most the players were like

Mutation 0

And like, what, 4 or so actual high ranks/mutations

Lmao

[quaint vortex]

Can you send me a link?

Please*

[raw sluice]

Yeah

[late tendon]

[quaint vortex]

He calls himself an apex pred

Looool

[late tendon]

can you send me one too @raw sluice

[raw sluice]

Idk but he acted loke it was so good

The name is so edgy too. Its not even english lmao

Oh yeah read the desc

Guess that's what it means. As a wise, yet mediocre villain once said

He's a king. The king of mud

[late tendon]

bruh

[raw sluice]

Ikr

[quaint vortex]

LOL

[late tendon]

it hurt

it hurt my eyes

i cant see this anymore

[raw sluice]

"king of kings"

[late tendon]

really

[raw sluice]

Whatever helps him sleep at night

Lol

[late tendon]

what the fuck am i witnessing

[raw sluice]

A person whose full of themselves

That's what

[late tendon]

well mredxwx played assasins creed alot

and all of his title that i saw it

it just

i mean

"ultra setting"

like

bruh

just bruh

idk what to say

[quaint vortex]

He has like 64 gigabytes of ram

1050 nvidia

Bruh

[daring trout]

alot of players played on mut 0 for the aesthetic of it but most people in that comp are pretty bad lmao

[fringe oxide]

😩

https://tenor.com/view/fat-kid-hungry-food-happy-gif-16686934

me when i c baby survivor without uv light omg

[magic fox]

yes

https://tenor.com/view/lol-gif-18481614

[daring trout]

https://tenor.com/view/pickle-chin-recording-talking-gif-17189507

[plain wave]

@raw sluice removed cus it had modded content

[raw sluice]

?

Idk what was removed but alr

Oh the link

Alr lel

[late tendon]

yeah DL bullshitting me

everytime i tried to start the game it keep crashed while im on the menu

[honest gate]

@sullen nacelle

[sullen nacelle]

Ye

[sullen nacelle]

Lmao

[honest gate]

@brave gazelle

[brave gazelle]

Awesome

[honest gate]

I have learned how to get good spit smash

[tawdry yarrow]

No you're just gay

[honest gate]

Not very nice xD

[tawdry yarrow]

No

[honest gate]

[tawdry yarrow]

Ikr very sad

[honest gate]

I will cry now

[honest gate]

[daring meadow]

yi#

[honest gate]

no

[honest gate]

I’m getting killed by a NH but not losing lives

[honest gate]

Competitive serious DL players

[honest mortar]

Do you guys prefer to be invaded in the slums, old town or the countryside

[plain wave]

I like variety

I have no preference

[honest mortar]

I find playing in the slums more easy rather than the other maps

There's more ways to counter a hunter

[tawdry yarrow]

Same

[honest gate]

Old Town because I have feeling for the human behind the screen of the Hunter and hope for them not to suffer.

[obtuse magnet]

competitive players on dl exist?

[raw sluice]

Dl clans, remember

[honest mortar]

LOL

THERES DL CLANS??

[raw sluice]

Im not even fucking with you

There are

[honest mortar]

LMAOO

[raw sluice]

There's this clan cocky enough to call themselves "bosses of dl"

I fucking cringed LOL

[honest mortar]

LOLLOL

I saw some kid have his username as "#1 night hunter"

[raw sluice]

It's bad when they still shit talk over this old ass game

[honest mortar]

It's so cringe

[raw sluice]

It fr is

Its an uncreative tag too

Their clan is "xboss"

🗿🗿🗿🗿

Not to mention they're on

Get this:

Xbox

[honest mortar]

LOL

[raw sluice]

[obtuse magnet]

you spam too many spits val

[raw sluice]

[plain wave]

Countryside makes toxic useless (most of the time) and really makes bomber spit strong af

[honest gate]

Gotta love people who only use 2 handed and can’t get punished because of Animation cancels

[honest gate]

They have a sad story

Some supposedly died, one of them became a no life who's poor or something, and one got addicted to methamphetamines

The xlord clan and dark clan is worse

They disbanded but better yet, they're all sad no lives, in the great words of klyux

[raw sluice]

I'd feel a lil more bad if they weren't such rude arseholes to others. Sucks to hear that tho

[honest mortar]

aussie, what was your worst experience with a cheater

[plain wave]

I guess it would be someone resetting my rank as hunter

[honest gate]

Do you know if crane will be the protagonist of the next game

[plain wave]

He won't be

We've known for years now that it's Aiden

[honest gate]

Oh

[raw sluice]

🗿

[honest gate]

Well I’m sorry that I don’t have the balls to look into dying light two

[honest mortar]

LOL

man what loser would do that?

[honest mortar]

bro my game just crashed in the middle of a btz match

[raw sluice]

Skill issue

Jk

Sounds like dl being dl

Yes

[honest mortar]

lol

i just got crashed

these modders were losing and they decided to crash me

[honest gate]

Imagine not having VPN smh lololololoololololololol

[honest mortar]

i was so close to winning

[novel crypt]

Every horde but mine :(, my horde is always on coffee break

[novel crypt]

That is normal btw, it have happened to many times for it´s way to easy to do tbh

He might have done that on accident like many do or something

[low prawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1RpGq_uTfc

[oblique talon]

^ this says a lot about industrial society and iits future

[sharp dust]

really does...

[chrome bay]

theodore kacynzki

isnt that the unabomber

[oblique talon]

yes

[thorny rivet]

we want to be invaded

❤️

[hushed field]

Hey annybody want's to Play?

[pure galleon]

anybody wanna play btz?

[hushed field]

@pure galleon i can

[pure galleon]

okay sorry for taking long whats your user name

[hushed field]

Cum7776

[honest gate]

So many fucking modded NH’s out there, with Infinite stamina.

It’s insane.

[honest gate]

True

When I find these dudes I just turn off my internet connection

When the survivors are cheaters it's a little bit winnable,but with the night hunter it's impossible

[fair widget]

Getting hit by bomber spit basically means 'You're fucked' in Countryside.

[honest gate]

Unless you have car alarm

Gotta also love INF UV light noobs trying to leave my game crashes

[fair widget]

I didn't even think about that.

You sir-- are a chad.

[honest gate]

I’m not a chad I’m a sigma male

[fair widget]

Why not both?

[honest gate]

3 times in a row when spawning in people are there and I get killed when the spawn animation is done

This is fun

[plain wave]

Which can easily be disabled with a GP

[honest gate]

True

[late tendon]

yeah the following is bullshit

[fair widget]

The be the zombie voice likes were probably the best thing about the DLC for me.

'Guh... My lights out. Where's my damn flares?'

[raw sluice]

obliterates the hunter with an explosive barrel and two propane tanks
"DID WE GET IT???"

[fair widget]

LMAOOO

That's so hilarious.

[raw sluice]

I shit you not

You can literally dfa a hunter. Drop down on it, slice into it's face twice with all your force

Then, "DID WE GET IT?"

What do you fucking think, Crane?

[fair widget]

Or

Rams Night hunter with a buggy into a wall of spikes, slamming your buggy into him against the wall with it crushed.

"DID WE GET IT?"

Loud ass Night Hunter screech

"No... No no. Somethings not right"

[raw sluice]

There's also

bunch of body parts of dead teammate from fifteen minutes ago
"Your light's out."

That's a corpse you dumbass

[chrome bay]

i wonder if there's a video out there of all the cut voice lines for ayo at the beginning of btz matches

since they got removed after launch

[fair widget]

Teammates dead ass corpse in the middle of the ground gets spit on by horde spit

"THEY'RE AFTER YOU! GET AWAY FROM ME OR WE BOTH DIE"

[raw sluice]

There was jade when she was alive

But that's from normal game itself

Still coincidentally fit

[raw sluice]

hunter already dead

passes by a twenty minute old corpse
"I'M GETTING PAYBACK FOR THAT"

You just did tho

[chrome bay]

passes by corpse from like 30 years ago
"we cant save him"

[raw sluice]

DAMN CRANE

I DIDNT KNOW THAT

[fair widget]

guy dead under water just accidentally hit by Horde spit

"THEY'RE AFTER YOU GET OFF THE GROUND"

[raw sluice]

"Blblbblbl"

Lmao

[fair widget]

You know you're fucked when you get UV suppressed, and all of your flares get destroyed.

[chrome bay]

laying in toxic goo literally burning him alive
raises hand nonchalantly asking for help

[raw sluice]

gets spit underwater

fucking drowning noises

[chrome bay]

thats when you pull out the dev menu

/s

[fair widget]

No clips to the stadium

[raw sluice]

burns from oil, dies
"I'm getting payback for that"

🗿

[fair widget]

Literally shoots a Red barrel to see what happens

Other Crane: "I'm getting payback for that"

[raw sluice]

Lmao

kills his own teammate with the explosion

"It's too late, we can't save him"

[fair widget]

Lmaooo.

[raw sluice]

GEE, THANKS

[fair widget]

I'm crying

[raw sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/gmod-ragdoll-video-game-video-game-gif-20573521

[fair widget]

Tries to air assassinate on Old Town's tallest tower

"I'm getting payback for that."

[raw sluice]

falls from the tallest tower

breaks every bone

"Let me get that for you"

Hmm yes, thanks for wrapping bandages around my forearm

I am cured

[chrome bay]

everyone knows that wrapping some bandages on the place you didnt get wounded will heal of you of any ailment

[fair widget]

Night hunter eats your teammate & makes him explode

Meanwhile Crane with bandages.

Yo Yo, I got one.

.

Crane spams his UV to the point where it breaks. A few seconds later gets spit on by UV suppressant

"Guh... My damn light's not working"

[raw sluice]

Light burns out

"Damn when did that happen"

gets pounced and dies

[chrome bay]

"got any flares, nows the time to use 'em!"

-crane

[raw sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/csgo-banging-table-angry-mad-rage-quit-gif-17478101

[fair widget]

[chrome bay]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-war-ominous-196cord-jahbama-gif-22510596

[fair widget]

Pulls out modded flares that kill any volatile against the night hunter.

/j

[raw sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/me-explaining-like-a-god-for-real-gif-19274550

Console btz 'sweats' explaining why its necessary to send slurs to someone who's clearly better than them

[fair widget]

Night hunter rage quits resulting in one word from me.

[honest gate]

Orang

[raw sluice]

I like how mfs say this after leaving because they missed a single tackle

[fair widget]

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED.

[raw sluice]

"Tryhard wtf you know how to play the game? Get a life"

I KNEW IT LOL

[sharp dust]

First few games in BTZ with a friend! Got up to the third nest and even got a ground pound

[fair widget]

He tackled, missed, paused... Then disappeared.

[raw sluice]

Mfs say this cause you aren't a new player

How much you wanna bet he'd shit talk if he won

[fair widget]

A message from when I was 17.

[raw sluice]

LMAO

Mf fr went

F

[plain wave]

mov files

[raw sluice]

Mov file moment

[chrome bay]

Malware
Ovira
Virus
DO NOT CLICK ON THOSE FILES.

(sarcasm pls no ban)

[chrome bay]

fbi version is better

"get this dickweed out of my sight"

[raw sluice]

Love his voice tbh

Just chef kiss

[fair widget]

Militia: 'Execute the traitor!'

[honest gate]

dude said boring fight to me once after abusing every glitch known to man

[fair widget]

Guys spam ground pound then call us trash when we lose.

[raw sluice]

You know what you do if someone likes to gp?

[honest gate]

Leak their IP

[fair widget]

^

[raw sluice]

Drop multiple explosives from your inv

Half the time, they never learn and keep dying

[fair widget]

So should I just craft a shit ton of mines?

[raw sluice]

Y e s

[fair widget]

Then drop them not equip them?

[honest gate]

I fought this cheater where on his last 2 lives he used flares to one shot zombies and nests and still lost

[raw sluice]

Yea

Basically

Any explo or item that is throwable that you drop

It is affected by gps

Nice attention to detail from techland

[plain wave]

oh no

[fair widget]

Night Hunter spams ground pound...

Misses

Gets bipped by a wrench then punched in the forehead.

VICTORY

[raw sluice]

It drowns the nh lmao but everyone knows that

[chrome bay]

wait what

[raw sluice]

I only do it if some nh doesnt stop gping

[chrome bay]

ive heard of water 2.0 being used in pvp before

what does it do

[fair widget]

Quenches thirst.

[raw sluice]

If a hunter gps a bunch of them

They die from it

[chrome bay]

.

bruh

[fair widget]

Like the ending of Black ops 1

[honest gate]

Spoiler

[raw sluice]

I don't have a clip but idk

[fair widget]

Crane just chokes the night hunter.

[raw sluice]

Ask someone

Maybe Aussie has one but prob not

[honest gate]

And the night hunter likes it

[fair widget]

😳.....

[honest gate]

Night hunter isn’t crane but the night hunter loves the crane that’s why nh only attacks crane

[fair widget]

Hunter gets drop kicked

Ahegao expression

[honest gate]

No one said the NH isn’t female

[fair widget]

Trap hunter.

[raw sluice]

Wait, here

[fair widget]

Where's our over sexualized Hunter skin for the night hunter, Techland?

Jiggle physics.

[chrome bay]

yeah i wanna see them wearing a bikini

[fair widget]

I want them to groan like an anime waifu.

[raw sluice]

Idk, here

Go to like 35 secs or some shit

[honest gate]

NH goes uwu while crane goes “Shit the goddamn switch broke again”

[plain wave]

We'd prefer it if people didn't know about this so they wouldn't abuse

[raw sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-pilled-gif-19289988

Ight there

I deleted it lol

[fair widget]

knows

[honest gate]

lol NH drown what noob

[raw sluice]

From then on, Crane Crane blew up hunters into the sky

[sharp dust]

any tips for survivors? I'm playing with a friend rn and not doing so well

[fair widget]

T E A M W O R K

[raw sluice]

Get good.
I jest

[fair widget]

If you split up, you're screwed.

[raw sluice]

But yeah, rule 1 of co op

Stick together like glue

[fair widget]

I'm infected now, apparently.

[raw sluice]

Except for whwn you're.l hit with horde

In that case, keep a lil distance

Teamwork is indeed, key when playing co op

[sharp dust]

gotcha all

[honest gate]

Cool

[raw sluice]

Bonk

[fair widget]

"DID WE GET IT?"

[hushed field]

Why is it so hard to kill 2 ppl you just can't one of them drop kick's u other one shoota u and u are dead

[quaint vortex]

playing against non english players and they give that credits glitch

fuck off

just found another guy who straight up destroyed all nests in 5 seconds

[trail hollow]

@raw sluice wtf val when you get back here?

[raw sluice]

You know that's unintentional

Right?

Its literally a bug

Not their fault. Just the game's

[chrome bay]

that’s legit strategy he’s just using water 2.0 it’s an ancient technique made by the gods of dl pvp

/s

[raw sluice]

DONATAS

[trail hollow]

YES

[raw sluice]

[trail hollow]

WHEN YOU GET BACK LOL

[raw sluice]

MY FREN

A few months ago kek

[trail hollow]

WAT LOL

[raw sluice]

IDK

L asked me to come back

[trail hollow]

[obtuse magnet]

At least he's talking

[raw sluice]

So here I am

[trail hollow]

[raw sluice]

[trail hollow]

[raw sluice]

How are you, Donatas

[trail hollow]

gud gud, been lurking here and there.

not much active.

been playing dbd as of late.

cursed game

even more than btz.

[raw sluice]

At least one thing they have in common is

Toxic players

[trail hollow]

ngl..

Dbd has more toxic players.

In dl you just crash em and be done with it.

In dbd they stick around

[raw sluice]

"Wtf you didnt let me go after I unhooked myself? Kys"

[trail hollow]

they keep talking men

[chrome bay]

flashlight clicking teabagging facecamping tunneling slugging etc etc etc

all things players in dbd use as excuses

same as people complaining about spit smash in dl

[raw sluice]

You can avoid that by bringing a mori and killing them all

[trail hollow]

nah in DL you have some agency, you can do stuff.

[raw sluice]

Theyll whine ab it but hey

[trail hollow]

In dbd you're helpless.

And like in the end game chats its always

[raw sluice]

Ok now make dbd like btz

[chrome bay]

Unless you run the ultimate meta survivor build

[trail hollow]

"I wasn't face camping you men, I was just securing the kill"

[chrome bay]

Night hunter is in dbd confirmed (real)

[trail hollow]

like bitch please its face camping aight..

[chrome bay]

That would be pretty interesting to see actually

[trail hollow]

only defense is to bring flashlight.

otherwise insta mori

[obtuse magnet]

well spit smash is stupid op

[raw sluice]

I had some random pig player in a game

[obtuse magnet]

me downing you isn't.

[raw sluice]

I didnt do anything to her but idk

[chrome bay]

just dropkick lol

[raw sluice]

She felt like facecamping and teabagging

Then dmed me "ez"

Wtf did I do to you man

[trail hollow]

with spit smash there are some counters to it.

you have limited options.

in dbd you're fucked.

Dbd survivor is like the night hunter of DL.

[raw sluice]

Dude whats worse is

That same pig main

[trail hollow]

you only have x amount of tricks to do.

[raw sluice]

Literally held a grudge over whatever

Did the same to me

Camped and tbagged at hook and I died

[trail hollow]

humans in DL are like meta gods to things they can do.

[raw sluice]

Dbd characters should be more like Crane

[trail hollow]

ngl.. first time I played dbd..

How do i dropkick the killer

[obtuse magnet]

I play dbd with crossplay off

[trail hollow]

lame game 0/10 can't dropkick the myers

[chrome bay]

uses dead hard

closest thing to it

[raw sluice]

Guys how do I dfa the killer

[trail hollow]

How do i get ontop of shack.

[raw sluice]

Where the grapple hooks at

[trail hollow]

no no.. its dead HARD.

you just have to read it right.

exhausted on floor

[raw sluice]

Where's the uv light men, they only have normal

:l

[trail hollow]

ngl I call beemers uv flashlights unironically

got the pounce interrupt

[obtuse magnet]

i do like the parts of dbd where the game is actually terrifying. like infinite tombstone myers