🧬︱bethezombie

[honest gate]

1v1 anyone

[thick river]

K

[honest gate]

869884265

[honest gate]

No

[tranquil kiln]

@obtuse magnet your game was fun

[honest gate]

yeah shut your mouth

[amber ridge]

If not then does DLR have active people in pubs? And how do I download that?

[outer hollow]

woah bro thats cheating bro thats not allowed bro bro that defies the rules of physics bro

[amber ridge]

Ight bet guess I’ll just die when missing a tackle instead of having the chance to outplay my opponent.

The sound of the 2 handed weapons swing has been imbedded into my brain....

[oblique talon]

@gleaming cypress

look at this clown

[gleaming cypress]

@stable mist

[stable mist]

!ban @amber ridge shut the fuck up

[bleak ravine]

MA-X#3147 has been banned

Reason: shut the fuck up

[unban]

[stable mist]

Literally asks "hey does anyone know how can I install a cheat for btz?"

[oblique talon]

and once again balance is restored

[stable mist]

I can't believe he actually called cheating outplaying as well

[oblique talon]

yes

[stable mist]

it's not outplaying if the enemies don't expect something to be in the fucking game

[oblique talon]

"dude you just fucking crashed me"

"no u just got outplayed"

[obtuse magnet]

?

[sonic gulch]

wdym?

oh

nvm

[trail hollow]

oh what i miss?

[sonic gulch]

person saying uses mods to out play people

[trail hollow]

[sonic gulch]

I made that more stupid to read

[obtuse magnet]

ayo where can i find the the fucking uhhh the uhh lemme uhh the fucking the uhh

[trail hollow]

only saw the dlr stuff

[sonic gulch]

^

[trail hollow]

he doesn't realise he only needs to kick his router twice to outplay his opponents.

[sonic gulch]

that average new pvp player

because I met people that use mods when they started playing pvp

[obtuse magnet]

Where can I get these from? banned 5 seconds later

[sonic gulch]

yep, also half of them are kids

I ask why they use data

[obtuse magnet]

b-but it's just a funny haha wacky thing to do in dl its not hurting anyone

[sonic gulch]

keep ignoring my question

[sonic gulch]

xbox kids begging to get modded items and golden grapple

[obtuse magnet]

how du i gt th goldn grapl lik othr ppl

[sonic gulch]

lmao

[honest gate]

hi

[sonic gulch]

I got a msg from some kid after I was saying I'm switching to pc he asked how does he get a gold grapple

https://tenor.com/view/clown-mcdonald-ronald-mcdonald-laugh-lol-gif-18842655

[trail hollow]

sad

[obtuse magnet]

funi

[sonic gulch]

its true half of pvp community on xbox say they want modded items

half say they don't

because you alr see ps5

[trail hollow]

dunno sereia was that type of person to use save editor.

sounded like everyone did it on xbone

[obtuse magnet]

sereia big stinky

[trail hollow]

stacking that sweet eggnog

[sonic gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/bartek-wos-gif-8096690

[stable mist]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/724303742848991284/825177710421999616/image0.gif

[obtuse magnet]

aussiepounce

[obtuse magnet]

i need the sound to this

[trail hollow]

;m uncydie

or was it

[stable mist]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/438616857235292160/823309525393473576/grugpound.gif

[trail hollow]

;m uncydfa

[obtuse magnet]

you lack serber boost

[trail hollow]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/-J8163bF3J7h1fKeZr-pAfQ-CMNx-5-vJyGBVDJi8AQ/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/577099808859357184/714500429668417627/Uncy_dies.gif?width=540&height=304

[stable mist]

become server vooster

[trail hollow]

they removed it

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/577099808859357184/714493590138650764/fear.pounced.gif?width=540&height=304

[obtuse magnet]

cheating the system

[trail hollow]

think most ayo commands got removed

[obtuse magnet]

yea i think so too

[honest gate]

i want a 1v1

[outer hollow]

id give you a 1v1 but im ass at both night hunter and human

[sonic gulch]

then find one

[honest gate]

fight me

[sonic gulch]

nah not installing DL

[honest gate]

ok

[jade cargo]

Is using eggnog bannable?

[sonic gulch]

no

[jade cargo]

🥶

[scenic cove]

hey, i just got back to dying light today and i'm back to learning zombie, sitting on casual 60h and wanna improve but last time i checked resources online were rather sparse - i had to learn that you can charge gp while on tendril from a guy in game. Do you have any tips about the combos, movement, or anything remotely related on handling 4 competent people at once? Also, are 2 skills improving knockback (on tackle and gp iirc) still considered a hindrance?

[tranquil kiln]

Impossible

Everybody who got max sensivity can shinne him

[sonic gulch]

max sens on pc is impossible too play

[tranquil kiln]

Console better

[sonic gulch]

not really

[tranquil kiln]

Yes

They just didnt have a pc

Like philejoker

Or

Xhaled

[sonic gulch]

I have 1500 hours on console I find pc more fun then console its just mods are the down side

[sonic gulch]

hakai you mean?

prob a different person I just mixed up with

[deep depot]

1v1?

[craggy frigate]

uh, I just loaded into a match and all my nests are already gone as Im spawning??

[tranquil kiln]

Nop

All players like

ZVøidsZz

Sensei yuto

Sensei oriax

Apex exotik

HazzrdUS

Mørty

Twincam20V

And more

[spring torrent]

probably modder

[sonic gulch]

it is a modder

[tranquil kiln]

And Wraithzz is rlly good

[spring torrent]

yuh

[sonic gulch]

no shit

[tranquil kiln]

https://youtube.com/channel/UC52utg1VW9b4oB5q-XaefWQ

Ye he is

Better then

U

[sonic gulch]

I faced him

got 3 or 2 nests

but yeah he won

[tranquil kiln]

He is 1 gillion better then u

Wraithzz dont face people he dont know

So i know u lying

[sonic gulch]

nah its that he puts time into the game while when I was on xbox I was playing r6 and DL at the same time

[sonic gulch]

do you even know me?

guessing you don't

[tranquil kiln]

Ayt send me yo gametag

[sonic gulch]

WO0Y

[tranquil kiln]

On dm

[sonic gulch]

alr said it

[tranquil kiln]

[sonic gulch]

thats me

[tranquil kiln]

Bro maybe u good

But idk u

[sonic gulch]

AA doing me good

[tranquil kiln]

Thia guy

[sonic gulch]

i never saw you before

[sonic gulch]

YES I know

I played with him before

I played with a lot of people

[tranquil kiln]

I add u

[tranquil kiln]

You lucky u got an pc

[sonic gulch]

how?

[tranquil kiln]

U got an steam account right?

[sonic gulch]

ofc

[tranquil kiln]

Ofc?

[sonic gulch]

of course

[tranquil kiln]

U know him?

My entrainer

Like my teacher

[sonic gulch]

I play with rojo, wraith, requix, austusy, dreamtellers, etc

[tranquil kiln]

On dyinglight

Oh

[sonic gulch]

ah him

[tranquil kiln]

Ya

[sonic gulch]

what about him?

[tranquil kiln]

It him on his pfp

U knoe him?

[sonic gulch]

heard of him but never played with him

[tranquil kiln]

He is goood as fuck

I start playing as hunter 10 days ago

And i can already win in everyquick join

He train me 10 days

[sonic gulch]

thats cool

[tranquil kiln]

What he mean

[sonic gulch]

[sonic gulch]

we faced each other back in the days

[tranquil kiln]

Ohh

Well

I believe u

But so u have dying light on yo pc

[sonic gulch]

yea but barely play it

[tranquil kiln]

Lucky

[sonic gulch]

not really too much modders

[tranquil kiln]

Pfff

U just have to be good

And they will lost

[sonic gulch]

o well

[tranquil kiln]

Do u know

Xbox is the most hard platform to play dying light pvp mode

And somebody like philejoker are better then fear

Fear is bad

[honest gate]

1v1 me

xbox boi

[ripe flax]

1v1 me anyone who has xbox

ill be the zombie

[hexed kayak]

I remember this guy I think he shit on me back in 2018

[hexed kayak]

Bruh he has Xbox not pc lol

[stable mist]

Last 150 messages are literally 1000iq

I'm dying

[distant stirrup]

Anyone wants to play invasion games?

[stable mist]

That's not how it works boy

Majority of cheaters who dont actually use scripts are easy to beat with game knowledge and average skill

And the majority of people who actually use mods (scripts they've gotten from someone or written) usually cheat so blatantly the game becomes literally unplayable when you get dfa'd from the opposite side of the entire fucking map as soon as you respawn. No amount of skill helps you with shit like this.

And then there are the third party cheat users who teleport to the nest and out of animations, spits, 1shot you and run faster than the buggy, who somehow aren't banned, or maybe they are but since vac security doesn't actually do anything you'll still be able to invade them. They're the ones only beatable with good focus and skill because they're usually fucking braindead shitters and only rely on their cheat hotkeys

Also, sorry to burst your bubble but the only reason console pvp is hard is because playing the game with a controller is the equivalent of running a marathon in a fucking wheelchair. People are easy to beat over there because they are way more casual and probably cant play for shit due to the controls being ass.

It's easier to play with a keyboard and mouse but (EXCLUDING the cheating problem) all the tools and gadgets available to you on PC make DL a total shithole where people become literal hivemind bots who execute combos perfectly every single time because they're using macros and all kinds of helpers and the game is played only with literal exploits from both sides and the intended way of playing it is nonexistent. There is no fun in this broken mess and no sanity among its players.

And if there's one thing you should know it's that I only talk from experience, never from assumptions

And you should take example.

[broken plank]

have you tried running a marathon in a wheelchair

[thick river]

k

[obtuse magnet]

Fax

[pearl depot]

Is there a stickies guide on how to play this game, as a human? I have my invasions open because I know some people want to do it for the PS4 trophies but it just feels like I keep getting bodied by the zombie!
Today I managed to destroy 3 nests but I am still very early game.

[outer hollow]

Cant run a marathon on a wheelchair but you can roll with it

[oblique talon]

among us

[agile tide]

bro i am playing with xbox controller on pc n i love it ❤️

[honest gate]

[deft turtle]

lmaoo what

[dark nova]

Shut you're making us look like we can't fight

[deft turtle]

anyone wanna do pvp ps4

[shell heart]

Sure when I get home

[honest gate]

hi

[deft turtle]

hi

[honest gate]

@deft turtle i like your pfp

[deft turtle]

thanks

[thick river]

yooo same

[thick river]

he just a ps fanboi'

[dark nova]

mmmm makes sense

[honest gate]

1v1 me again

[sonic gulch]

[thick river]

ok

where are u

i dont see u on

@honest gate u invade

[honest gate]

give me 15 mins bro

[novel crypt]

I think pc is harder ngl

[sonic gulch]

it is

I been on xbox and pc pc is way way harder

[novel crypt]

For more skilled players on pc

And more cheaters lmao

[sonic gulch]

ture

[novel crypt]

Cheaters at every corner

[thick river]

pc is hardest

[thick river]

he was being a virgin

[sonic gulch]

want me to invade you?

[thick river]

waig

wait

u installed dl?

sureeee

[sonic gulch]

shut up

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-gif-18676023

[thick river]

lmao

[tranquil kiln]

I say in pvp

[tranquil kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/clown-mcdonald-ronald-mcdonald-laugh-lol-gif-18842655

Stop lying

Pc is the most easy

[honest gate]

yes

[tranquil kiln]

But xbox player still the best

Kayoo was an old xbox player

[stable mist]

it's true and that's a good thing. Would suck to be at a massive disadvantage when using a controller wouldn't it?

There is no sane person in this world who would pick a controller if they had to choose what to play btz on

[tranquil kiln]

Did u ever try to do a tacle

On xbox

U have to put ur index on the button

This is why im saving for pc

[stable mist]

what exactly is this supposed to mean? That if you made the best controller player 1v1 the best keyboard and mouse user the console player would win?

[tranquil kiln]

Because on pc u just have to press a button to change a weapons

And not on console

[stable mist]

yeah?

and

[tranquil kiln]

This is why it an hardcore game on console

[stable mist]

That just means playing on a controller puts you in a disadvantage

what the fuck are you trying to say

[obtuse magnet]

That's the equivalent of a handicapped guy vs 2 muggers.

[tranquil kiln]

I mean ur shit is more easy then controller

[stable mist]

You've said that at least four times

I still don't see the point you're trying to make

[obtuse magnet]

You put more effort on controller than you would for a keyboard.

[tranquil kiln]

So why u dont understand

[tranquil kiln]

Exactly

[stable mist]

And having to put more effort into doing the same action makes you better?

[tranquil kiln]

What im trying to say

[obtuse magnet]

Nope.

[stable mist]

That just means you have to work harder, not that you'll perform better

[tranquil kiln]

Xhaled smart

[obtuse magnet]

That 30fps makes controller aa a breeze.

[stable mist]

There is one fact I can mention to demolish this whole argument into dust.

[obtuse magnet]

Hotkeys

Or key bindings

Oh no. Vilkki is typing a paragraph

[stable mist]

Yes, that's what typing a message is, xhaled.

Amazing observation.

[obtuse magnet]

It's what I do.

Can't you summarize?

[stable mist]

I literally summarize everything I ever type and if that's still too much for you, you just need a bigger brain

Details are important because I mean what I say instead of talking out of my ass like a simpleton

[obtuse magnet]

[scenic flame]

I just learned how to install ground pound lol

[stable mist]

If it's harder to use a controller, then that means it's harder for both sides, meaning although it's harder to fight the opponent, the opponent will also go much easier on you because they're facing the same troubles.
That means the balance between hunter and human remains the exact same as on PC, because while it is easier to fight a human, the human will also fight you a lot harder because it's easier for them as well.
Therefore there is no FUCKING difference in playing on different platforms. It's not harder, or easier, the ratio is the same, just on a different point along the line.

https://tenor.com/view/when-i-am-polish-polish-gif-18767523

[scenic flame]

I would only get pc just to put the fov at max and see how cool it looks

[stable mist]

If you don't get any motion sickness then using high fov always feels more natural and comfortable

[scenic flame]

Yeah

But I don’t have a pc and that’s fine cause I’m more comfortable on controller

I am a widow maker rn

Mutation3

[stable mist]

I used to buy consoles because my friends played on them, and because it was simple. I didn't bother with anything else because I was ignorant and wouldn't have known what I was doing

I got more advanced with computers over time and figured how to change each part

I just need to look at things long enough to understand how they work

[scenic flame]

Cool

@stable mist do you listen to music while playing games

[stable mist]

Sometimes

I'm sacrificing a portion of my awareness when I do but it helps keep me in the loop

[obtuse magnet]

How do I use keyboard for gaming

[stable mist]

@obtuse magnet you

yeah

[obtuse magnet]

me?

[stable mist]

that's basically it

you just

[obtuse magnet]

[stable mist]

now good luck

that's all the advice I can give

[scenic flame]

I listen to peaceful music

While gaming as btz

[obtuse magnet]

What button do I press to move forward

[stable mist]

when I used to play btz I usually had a good time when playing music as long as there were no cheaters and I raged if I didnt have music

[scenic flame]

Ye

[obtuse magnet]

you got mad?

[stable mist]

Why yes, I got mad a lot

How could you know

[obtuse magnet]

Excellent

[stable mist]

or assume

that this

Finnish man

gets mad at a game

I would never.

Impossible.

[scenic flame]

I constantly run into people using infinite uv and one shot kill flares

[obtuse magnet]

Finnish people are easy to anger.

[stable mist]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/313319406719467521/825204194645377054/image0-46.gif

[obtuse magnet]

[Vilkki8] Vilkki8 is typing...

[stable mist]

But be not mistaken if I get mad at a game it just means I start hating to play that particular game, my mood's completely unaffected and I can switch to something else and start having fun

[scenic flame]

Ye

[obtuse magnet]

ye

[stable mist]

I can say I want to bloodily murder everyone I know and as soon as I stand up and go eat dinner it's like nothing ever happened

the two worlds that don't converge

[obtuse magnet]

mmm murder me

[stable mist]

I shall partake

[scenic flame]

I don’t eat dinner

[stable mist]

Fear not the dark my friend, and let the feast begin

[obtuse magnet]

[scenic flame]

Like I’ve just stopped eating at dinner

It’s only lunch and breakfast and yup

That’s it

[obtuse magnet]

Feast

[scenic flame]

For some reason I have this feeling of wanting to destroy a person using infinite uv

IM GONNA DO IT AFTER SCHOOL

[stable mist]

I have plenty of times

when they were clueless it was like pest control

they just die when you breathe on them although they are cheating

but there is no reward

[obtuse magnet]

Fear moment when

[scenic flame]

Yeah

[stable mist]

When its an uber retard who on top of using inf uv knows how btz works

its frustrating but fun to shittalk them if they lose

[scenic flame]

Most of the people I fight that are modding like as soon as I start destroying them they leave

[obtuse magnet]

Controller AA inf uv when

i am still waiting on them

[scenic flame]

Yeah that’s just annoying

[stable mist]

I had this guy who tried to teleport to the nest but I pounced him every time he teleported because I was waiting right at the spot and he wasnt ready to uv me

eventually he rage quit while in a pounce anim

[scenic flame]

I remember I fought againts an ultimate survivor who was using infinite uv

[scenic flame]

What a nerd

[obtuse magnet]

when it bruh

[stable mist]

truly

bruh

and indeed as well

[obtuse magnet]

did you win

[stable mist]

well he left so yes

[scenic flame]

I was defeated

[obtuse magnet]

Oh

[stable mist]

it was either victory or aborted

oh nvm

[obtuse magnet]

xD

[scenic flame]

I wanted to try and kill him but he also had the annoying

........

[honest gate]

i got a new rank

[scenic flame]

One shot kill flares

[obtuse magnet]

speeeeeeeddddddd

[stable mist]

ultimate survivor means little if they are cheating because pvp rank can be modded Im pretty sure

[obtuse magnet]

i guess so

anything is possible when you mod

[scenic flame]

[obtuse magnet]

[scenic flame]

Oh

[stable mist]

then again there is no need to change ur rank with a devmenu because u can just download a fucking save off the same place

[obtuse magnet]

As if ranks matter lol

[stable mist]

yeah

apparently they do to some ching chong because they only want to get a green text that says "victory!"

[scenic flame]

Ye

[obtuse magnet]

how can they continue to mod and expect it to be fun?

[scenic flame]

Idk

[tranquil kiln]

Back

Sorry

[stable mist]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/724303742848991284/825177710421999616/image0.gif

[tranquil kiln]

Aussie gg so excited

[tranquil echo]

"YOU DIED"

[tranquil kiln]

By aussie gg retarded mode

[stable mist]

mutation 4

[tranquil kiln]

Lmao

My friend tell me that on the first btzz version

They only have 2 mutation

And 2 type of spit

[stable mist]

I think that's true

very long ago there were just horde and uv

[tranquil kiln]

But anti uv and bomber spit is the most usefull for me

[tranquil kiln]

Ye

[novel crypt]

I use horde spit Uv spit and toxic spit

[tranquil kiln]

Do u have an pic of the first dying light inventory

[stable mist]

Everyone only uses 3 spits

sens suppressor is a troll spit

its just a meme

[tranquil kiln]

Ye

[tranquil kiln]

Toxic good for finish humain

[jolly cedar]

did they fix the rain death hitbox or something ?

[tranquil kiln]

Idk

[stable mist]

there have been no btz changes since the first patch of dlr

[tranquil kiln]

On the first version u can also destroy the nest one shot with an explosif shuriken

[jolly cedar]

idk it feels less consistent

[obtuse magnet]

I need the sound for this.

[stable mist]

I'm familiar with old exploits

[tranquil kiln]

Mouth sound i think

Someone tell me that everyone on quick join are ussing hack

But on xbox it reverse

Everybody is rage quiting lol

If u are an apex predator

[obtuse magnet]

can you tell me how you lost?

@tranquil kiln

[stable mist]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/724303742848991284/825188390147325952/video0.mp4

Do u want me to add nh sound

[obtuse magnet]

you can if you want to.

[tranquil kiln]

Wdym

[stable mist]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/313319406719467521/825204194645377054/image0-46.gif

[obtuse magnet]

Can you tell me how you lost

[tranquil kiln]

Wdym

@obtuse magnet

[obtuse magnet]

I'm waiting on a response. It was a clear question too.

[tranquil kiln]

I said what do u mean

???

How you lost

That make no sense

[obtuse magnet]

I didn't lose tho

[stable mist]

I lost.

[tranquil kiln]

Im so confused

My brain will explode

Make nonsense

This is like i ask u

why are you gay?

And that make no sense

[obtuse magnet]

I can't be gay if I have woman

[tranquil kiln]

Lucky

[obtuse magnet]

think about it

[tranquil kiln]

I know

I love too much girls to be gay

Xhaled

U want make 1v1

Next weekend?

[obtuse magnet]

I wasted you

[tranquil kiln]

??

Aussie gg with an balisong in the mouth

[stable mist]

I LOST

[obtuse magnet]

where's that clip at?

[stable mist]

@obtuse magnet its him going monkey last friday

when he got pounced

[obtuse magnet]

[tranquil kiln]

Night hunter is monke

[obtuse magnet]

Poor camera tho

[tranquil kiln]

Is a mix of a monke and crane

[tranquil echo]

Zombie monke

[obtuse magnet]

mid-air evades are ez

[tranquil kiln]

Tacle slice is good attack

[obtuse magnet]

because everyone and their mother will use it for fast damage.

[tranquil kiln]

Ahah

Xhaled

[tranquil echo]

2h very balanced

[obtuse magnet]

occasionally.

[tranquil kiln]

I wish u good luck

Xhaled

[obtuse magnet]

[tranquil kiln]

Do u play at weekend

[obtuse magnet]

He's the only guy that I like to play against lmao

[tranquil kiln]

Oh

Answer me

[obtuse magnet]

Yes I play on weekends

[tranquil kiln]

1v1?

U know when i 1v1

[obtuse magnet]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

no i don't

[tranquil kiln]

I just came back from school

[obtuse magnet]

okay?

[tranquil kiln]

And u was my first game

I wasnt ready

[obtuse magnet]

Cool?

[tranquil kiln]

And im 1000 better then when i fight u

Do u know deathkirito

[obtuse magnet]

I really don't give a fuck about you being good lol

[tranquil kiln]

[obtuse magnet]

ofc

[tranquil kiln]

Hahh

I kick his ass

He is bad

Droping too much flairs

[obtuse magnet]

[tranquil kiln]

And trying to kill me with a drop weapons

[obtuse magnet]

You know you are naming and shaming, right?

[tranquil kiln]

???????

[obtuse magnet]

Meh. You can be good all you want. It won't make a difference to me.

[tranquil kiln]

I didnt say dat

[obtuse magnet]

You don't have to.

[tranquil kiln]

Ok

Now let me watch some wraithzz

[obtuse magnet]

a'kay.

when 1v1 as hunter?

[tranquil kiln]

Me?

[obtuse magnet]

Yes you beautiful man

Or I will gladly be the NH

[tranquil kiln]

[tranquil kiln]

Friday

I will be free

[trail hollow]

@stable mist read the chat only cause you wrote it was 1000iq, did not regret, good content. Your monologue was pretty damn solid too.

[stable mist]

[trail hollow]

[quick gorge]

this mode hurt my brain

[tranquil kiln]

Idc

[plain wave]

Yeah this channel is mostly monke except Vilkki's essays

[gleaming cypress]

True.

[tranquil kiln]

Wat monke mean

Oh no wait...

Idontcare

[tranquil kiln]

Do u think dying light 2 will add a btz

[stable mist]

No

[tranquil kiln]

😭

But maybe.

[stable mist]

But I wish once the base game is done they'd work on a pvp dlc

best case scenario infected vs survivor(s)

but human vs human is better than nothing

If, of course, done correctly

and "correctly" means NOTHING LIKE BB OR BTZ

[tranquil kiln]

But it can be possible

[trail hollow]

Vilkki's essays are like a dose of btz reality.

#💬︱dying-light-2 is where the real monkes are at.

[stable mist]

[trail hollow]

non the less, the essays are amazing.

[stable mist]

the channel has gone to such a state that I just skim through looking for anything bad

I dont want to take part in

"aiden is crane's dad" type of convos

[trail hollow]

This one here is a classic. never change.

Dude #dl2 has always been in that state.

DL2 when

[stable mist]

When I wrote that I wanted to make the dumbest and longest possible way to say "chinese name sweats are not fun to play against"

[trail hollow]

Ahh it's still pretty accurate.

[stable mist]

I combined a little bit of LoL community speaking pattern and ironical impact front meme kind of text and made the apparently funniest message in this server

[trail hollow]

Ngl this channel does have the best pins.

[stable mist]

This channel's history goes a long way

[obtuse magnet]

I legit just seen a connection terminated copypasta edited to match the btz modders. Good job, @stable mist. Their connection has indeed been terminated and their scripts are to be forgotten.

[stable mist]

https://im2.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-2-455a7e1c2792.gif

[obtuse magnet]

[stable mist]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407264700006420/816070465978236978/image0.gif

[trail hollow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/289739584546275339/671433155122561031/cancergod.gif

[stable mist]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/289746268358705152/817967463979024414/image0.gif

[obtuse magnet]

You didn't.

[swift plover]

Anyone wanna 1v1 pc my steam is grahnimalkids

[scenic cove]

hey, was tendril gp patched or i'm just bad?

asking about pc

[trail hollow]

You're bad.

Not patched.

[scenic cove]

just did it first time on new save, feels good. are there any other nuances i should know about as nh?

[trail hollow]

If you mean with nuances tricks? then yes.

[scenic cove]

yeah, like gp spit, or whatever the changing direction mid air is called.

you recommend any resources for learning?

[trail hollow]

uh yes.

Find a good player, get your ass handed. and hope they're in a good mood to show you some tricks of the trade.

[tranquil echo]

Maybe I'll play later friend :)

[sonic gulch]

Jeez dL for 8 hours

[trail hollow]

commitment is real.

[tranquil echo]

I left the game running on accident lol

[sonic gulch]

9 hours lol

[tranquil echo]

Most I could pull is 6 😂

[sonic gulch]

surprise most I could pull is 2 hours

[tranquil echo]

Reasonable

[tranquil kiln]

Ur name is not original

[sonic gulch]

try not to start drama kiddo

[tranquil kiln]

Watch yo mouth

Dont call me kido anymore

[sonic gulch]

whatever

[tranquil kiln]

Ye

[trail hollow]

cring

[sonic gulch]

the word to define xbox

[trail hollow]

Lmfao

poor Xhaled is affected too then.

[sonic gulch]

ofc

you can ask him why xbox is cring

[trail hollow]

lmao

[stable mist]

https://tenor.com/view/violence-pepper-pizza-green-pepper-fighting-gif-19273167

[swift plover]

@tranquil kiln wdym

[dark nova]

Kiddo please this is a chill server

[tranquil kiln]

Chill

U mean chill

But u fucking username is pain

Dont vibe

Stfu

Morty

Are u on xbox

[obtuse magnet]

Consider tendril gp + spit combo true skill

[honest gate]

Beef

[drifting copper]

what's uhhhhh tendril gp again

[tranquil kiln]

Ok

[oblique sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/rage4me-dying-light-zombie-scary-dance-gif-16027947

Ayo any idea why I got a lot of good humans or cheaters when I’m playing btz. But when I play human nobody invaded me at all?

[trail hollow]

gp + spit, truest of all skills.

[tranquil kiln]

Mexican ?

The mexican morty who like to say the n word

@honest gate

Oh damn

Is dat an coincidence

Well

Do u play in weekend?

Cool

Alright

It gonna be fun

Les go dababy

https://tenor.com/view/dababy-convertable-gif-20206040

[deep depot]

lmao i went against a guy on my mutation 0 apex he was using infinite uv insta kill flares and heavy spam and after i nearly flawless him if it wasn’t for the flares he says it’s because i’m pouncing will he’s camping the water and because i’m overhead pouncing

he said the modding is fine because he gives it to everyone but pouncing isint because it’s cheating

[plain wave]

Pressing one button is cheating

[jade cargo]

cheat

mod

[drifting copper]

survivors: 2hander spam, poison arrows, 2hander throws and UV
also survivors: wtf why are you pouncing me melee you coward

[obtuse magnet]

Yes. It is the wu ningzhu that only experienced players abuse.

[primal wave]

anyone want to inavde us?

we are 4 players

[jade cargo]

pc?

[tranquil kiln]

Cheating manifestations

[jade cargo]

true

[gleaming cypress]

[obtuse magnet]

[tacit parcel]

anyone on Xbox that could help me get better at zombie, or tell me any strategies, yes I am Apex but I've been told I play like a hunter so I want to improve, so far I need to work on tackles and spit efficiency so, besides GP + Spit anything else? If you want to help, DM or ping, server is muted so 🤷‍♂️

[tranquil kiln]

You dont even need help if you are an apex

[tacit parcel]

It's so easy to rank up, because the new generation playing is just preys and underdogs, so anyone can get apex :/

[tranquil kiln]

Im beast rank and im better then pro

[tacit parcel]

y'know there's skill based matchmaking right?

[tranquil kiln]

No

Im making 1v1 with one of the best player on xbox

[tacit parcel]

and who is the best on xbox in your opinion?

[tranquil kiln]

On quickjoin u find only noob

Ragequiting

[tacit parcel]

who is the best on xbox to you hotcode?

because I know a couple of the best i've seen and if you're as good as you say you are, just go up against them.

[tranquil kiln]

I didnt say im good

I said i 1v1 pro

[tacit parcel]

umm yes you did.

[tranquil kiln]

That not the same thing

[tacit parcel]

you said you're and I quote
"better then pro"

even though that's the wrong than to use.

[tranquil kiln]

My french friend his name is ZVøidsZz
And he is 9999999999 more better then me

[tacit parcel]

"Im beast rank and im better then pro".

that's your sentence lol.

[tranquil kiln]

Ya im good but im not the best

And im better then some

But not the best

[tacit parcel]

your words not mine :/

[tranquil kiln]

So u want help?

[tacit parcel]

what's your time played on zombie?

[tranquil kiln]

20 days ago as hunter

But im rlly good cuz

I got friend who is entraining me

[tacit parcel]

that's not time played, that's when you started, but I'm going to ask a couple of simple questions like do you know what a Anti-Rain tackle is? Or a "flying groundpound", or even simply an instant tackle?

[tranquil kiln]

This is noob attack

[tacit parcel]

yeah, you might know what GP + Spit is, but everyone does that so :/

[tranquil kiln]

Use tacle slice no more

U dont want help

?

Ok

[tacit parcel]

but you don't even answer the question lmao.

if you don't know what any of that is, most likely you can't help me.

[tranquil kiln]

Leave me alone

U just annoying

[tacit parcel]

you offered to help, and got yourself into this situation not me bud.

[tranquil kiln]

Did i ask help

No

Hhe

[tacit parcel]

I was just curious if you knew what some of the basic things were and you didn't answer so just walk away. Don't throw a temper tantrum.

[tranquil kiln]

Give me yo gametag

Spotify go play on pc

[tacit parcel]

your grammar make's no sense.

[tranquil kiln]

I speak french

Bye

[tacit parcel]

Mhm.

[jade cargo]

lmao

[tacit parcel]

yeah, quite the show isn't it?

[obtuse magnet]

Yeup

[tacit parcel]

anyway smh.

[obtuse magnet]

I was entertained so I grabbed my snack and watch it all unfold.

[tacit parcel]

Xhaled don't you play xbox?

[obtuse magnet]

[tacit parcel]

good on you lol.

[obtuse magnet]

Yea why?

[tacit parcel]

well you're Apex and you play better than me so, I thought you would know some cool shit, because a legend 190 is trying to help me out but since he plays survivor he doesn't know how to do most of it, he just knows he's died to it lol

[obtuse magnet]

Who told you that

[tacit parcel]

you showed a clip, you play like an apex.

[obtuse magnet]

But I am a beast

[tacit parcel]

the general play style you have just kind of matches I guess.

:/

here, let me find the clip, it may have not been you lol.

[spark flower]

Anyone on xbox and wants to be the zombie and raid us dm if so and I will give you my gamertag

[tacit parcel]

I can't find the shit :/

@drifting copper wow... that's a really creative name, how come I didn't think of that??

[drifting copper]

one time a survivor blew up a tire and i got stuck on it while spidermanning and then died to a 2hander throw

and yes i am very creative

@tacit parcel what's the funni apex playstyle

and why does it involve tendon-sprint-hopping from rooftop to rooftop

[tacit parcel]

I don't even know if it was actually him anymore lol. I can't find it.

[obtuse magnet]

I don't know what you are talking about tbh

[drifting copper]

where did you shit

tell us

[obtuse magnet]

[tacit parcel]

well then it might have been someone else my bad @obtuse magnet

[drifting copper]

also are there any good counters for survs who immediately go for a swim

[tacit parcel]

someone posted a clip of something as the zombie, and they played like an Apex so, I forgot who though.

[tacit parcel]

if they're on the surface you can claw them, but that's about it

[obtuse magnet]

what clip?

[tacit parcel]

Toxic Spit does nothing in the water.

[drifting copper]

amazing

[obtuse magnet]

like describe it

[tacit parcel]

oh another thing

[obtuse magnet]

[tacit parcel]

they can't heal in water, unless they're a legend with health regen in the points.

[tacit parcel]

I don't remember smhhh

[drifting copper]

they're all legend

every single one

[plain wave]

Toxic spit can hit people on water

And you can GP underwater

[obtuse magnet]

Also underwater

You haven't seen it yet.

Right?

[drifting copper]

i saw some footage of hunters using tendril to the bottom of the waterbed and spamming pounce

it cancels halfway thru but the surv dies anyway

[plain wave]

Toxic underwater? I’ve been on the receiving end of it lol

[drifting copper]

i haven't unlocked toxic yet c:

[obtuse magnet]

you can no longer escape the survivor sense suppressor, aussie.

[plain wave]

Cus you can pounce them during the GP knockback

[obtuse magnet]

[drifting copper]

hmmmmm

so it's tendril, GP, and pounce spam?

[plain wave]

They don’t count as being in water for that short amount of time

[drifting copper]

a m a z i ng

[plain wave]

I guess, never tried it myself

[drifting copper]

i'll never get to because survs have absolutely no chill

just like me

i still fail half my itackles because i've yet to find a decent sensitivity and FOV for me

[tacit parcel]

damn I just suck :/

[obtuse magnet]

@tacit parcel here's one the clips i already posted
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/438616857235292160/825393255973781594/d2473ae1-9993-4d39-98a4-faf0fe3afcbc1.mp4

[drifting copper]

oh yeah that little standstill was priceless

[obtuse magnet]

I'm not an apex.

[drifting copper]

you've got some good muscle memory

[obtuse magnet]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I've been toying with these newbies.

Instead of outright killing them.

[drifting copper]

the mp4 won't load for me; you play on console, right?

[obtuse magnet]

no i play on gameboy

[drifting copper]

poggers gameboy

lets play on the nintendo 64

[obtuse magnet]

much easier controls than pc

i like both aerial and tendril gp but I can only choose one without using a ledge or something

well I technically don't have to. eh fuck it I'm going back into the void

[drifting copper]

aerial is more useful for precharging that it is for actual aerials

[obtuse magnet]

i can still kinda aerial gp without the skill if I let go of tendril button when I enter a tendril gp

[drifting copper]

without the skill it takes some shitass timing ye

i quote

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/438616857235292160/826487487995576400/btzshell.jpg

[obtuse magnet]

Not really hard.

[drifting copper]

yah but it's annoying as fuck and messes with my combos

my combo being spitting and fucking off

because that's the only occasion when i don't have aerial pounds

[honest gate]

[drifting copper]

i wish i could just wish away my poor skill

[honest gate]

Don't worry just don't play with poor skill like me I am poorly skilled at the game

Also

Invasion are fun

[drifting copper]

based!

invasions for who

the invadee or the invader

[honest gate]

people on pc

I get easily destroy

[drifting copper]

they're very much not fun for me rn and im pc 😔

i win either by the skin of my fucking teeth or die to five thousand consecutive one-hit exploits

[honest gate]

I wounder if my xbox gold still going so I can play online on dying light I know my playstation plus still going until june since I got a year plus

[honest gate]

Yeah that's seems about right

[drifting copper]

maybe

just maaaaybe

things will change once i get all abilities...............

[tranquil kiln]

Xhaled most funny guy ever

[obtuse magnet]

I'm not an apex tho

So I can't be good.

I have to prove myself by reaching to Apex so I can be like the cool kids

[drifting copper]

i just wanna get to apex for uv heal

😔

[tranquil kiln]

U can be good without this shit

[drifting copper]

hiow

[tranquil kiln]

Entrain ur self

[obtuse magnet]

It makes 3v1 and 4v1 much easier than without

[drifting copper]

what does entrain mean and how do i apply it to myself

[obtuse magnet]

He means train

[drifting copper]

i am

i have no clue what else to do

every few matches i find someone who can 1-hit me from five meters away as i'm tendrilling past

[obtuse magnet]

Meh

[drifting copper]

meh is right

making hunters require 3 fucking prestiges to get the bare minimum abilities necessary to cuck exploits was arguably the worst design decision of the decade

[obtuse magnet]

I said "meh" because I have no other response to give.

[drifting copper]

exactly

neither do i

what do you do when you can be one-hit by any player who's done their homework and practiced for five minutes

[obtuse magnet]

As in by a one handed?

[drifting copper]

dude, cmon

who uses one-handed anymore

[obtuse magnet]

people in 2v1 and 1v1

[plain wave]

And in 3 and 4v1

Cus DFA abuse

[obtuse magnet]

shut

[drifting copper]

well yeah they keep a 1hander in stock but it's not their main

also yes dfa abuse

tho it can be countered somewhat

[obtuse magnet]

Because a two handed is the easiest way to gain some breathing room lol

[drifting copper]

it's also the easiest way to kill the hunter for the tiniest, most inconsequential of mistakes

even when there aren't any mistakes

[obtuse magnet]

you miss tackle too much?

[drifting copper]

you can't tackle experienced players unless you're tricky, so no, i usually don't

when i do it's either half my health gone or an instakill tho

[obtuse magnet]

Then you are doing something wrong if you are getting in reach with a two handed that isn't a punish

[drifting copper]

i'll admit it's a good way to get spits tho

[obtuse magnet]

[drifting copper]

how do you even start to punish a 2hander with melee

spits are unreliable and people just spam shields when you use them

tackle has a counter, spit gp is go-broke-go-home, and i STILL don't have acid

[obtuse magnet]

then get toxic spit

[drifting copper]

im trying but it's just not fun

[obtuse magnet]

Then quit playing

[drifting copper]

i either get a complete new guy or a 5k hours ultimate survivor who's solo'd dark souls 3 with a chopstick

i cant 😔

[plain wave]

lmfao

[drifting copper]

league of legends moment

[obtuse magnet]

it's not fun anymore but I wanna keep playing

[drifting copper]

and whenever i ask for pointers in-game i rarely even get em

yes

because i feel like this is a skill issue on my part

that any surv bullshit can be properly countered and vice versa

[obtuse magnet]

I respect your determination

[drifting copper]

and i just don't know enough

thanks

[obtuse magnet]

now watch your save go bye bye

[drifting copper]

😔

[obtuse magnet]

It wouldn't hurt me as much as it would you.

[drifting copper]

tbh that's not that big of a deal

[obtuse magnet]

So you don't need toxic spit?

[drifting copper]

no i mean, losing saves

i actually back mine up

ever since i heard they can be fucked

payday 2 taught me well

[obtuse magnet]

yes. you either die a noob or live long enough to install mods on dl

[drifting copper]

😔

really tho; how do you counter 2handers reliably?

[obtuse magnet]

unless it's a fear two-handed then it can be countered if you play the game

[drifting copper]

how doe

[obtuse magnet]

play the game

[drifting copper]

😔

i am a fool

[obtuse magnet]

aight that's cool and very interesting

tell me more

[drifting copper]

ok so

you know the grace period you have post-tackle where if you tendril, you immediately tendril to the left instead of wherever you're aiming?

i never remember that

i also can't reliably bait tackles with ground pound yet. ppl just shoot me in the face with a poison bolt or throw shit at me

i also also panic-spit. a lot.

because i far misjudge how fast and long a survivor dodge is

[obtuse magnet]

stop being predictable. that's literally what the majority of hunters i face do—repetition.

[drifting copper]

that's just the thing, i can't figure out how not to, because the only way to mess with certain survivor combos is with a predictable combo itself

like, what do you even do when you've no spits and the surv is at the nest and about to kill it with 4 swipes

[obtuse magnet]

if i tap your head, will it make a hollow sound or ring?

[drifting copper]

probably both tbh

i feel like this game made me lose most of what's in there

[obtuse magnet]

hmph

[drifting copper]

teACH ME

[obtuse magnet]

You are unteachable, plus I'm not your teacher.

[drifting copper]

dang......................

how can i not learn.................

[obtuse magnet]

watch guides or something. im just here to chill out

[drifting copper]

same also i do

....well i watch videos of apex hunters wordlessly kicking ass not any actual tutorials buT

close enough!

[obtuse magnet]

it isn't?

[drifting copper]

wait there are actual tutorials out there?

youtube tutorials that aren't steam guides/reddit posts from 2018?

[obtuse magnet]

What significant changes have been made to the Survivors or Hunters?

You can still learn a few tricks from those tutorials.

[drifting copper]

good question

most changes to survivors were to cap known 1-hit-kills for the hunter, such as using certain bows or weapons . i'm not sure, but i think the 4v1 damage scaling was in the game to begin with butwuthawuitah

as for hunter

[obtuse magnet]

[drifting copper]

dropkick tackle counter, 180 tackle, UV DFA cancel, among a few others were patched out

i watched a guy named Dellan on youtube and he went into detail on his comments as to what eaxctly changed since 2016 til now

i also learned most of how i move from him so that's a plus

[obtuse magnet]

UV DFA cancel?

[drifting copper]

apparently that was a thing??

i dunno i only heard about it

but if you activated it at the right time it could cancel the DFA animation

[obtuse magnet]

You mean pouncing?

[drifting copper]

nope

[obtuse magnet]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[drifting copper]

i don't think so at least

exactly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3yOEMH4STY

he explains a bit of what changed in the comments

NH gameplay starts at 9:50 or so

[obtuse magnet]

meh. I think the game is ok in its current state when I subtract cheaters.

[drifting copper]

it do be

which is why i'm here in the first place, bro

[plain wave]

Apparently people are fucking resetting on console now

[drifting copper]

bruh, how the fuck

[plain wave]

Someone is telling me that survivor lives are repleneshing

And he's on PS4

[obtuse magnet]

ohhhh

[plain wave]

He pounces them then the life just comes back

[obtuse magnet]

That's a very rare bug for xbox. If a player leaves and then joins back, then the entire lives get replenished but the nests don't.

[drifting copper]

😔

if only i could replenish my skill.................

[obtuse magnet]

It happened only once during the hours I had, but it was bullshit because I had 3 nests left and 3 lives remaining then the life counter goes back up after his friend joined back.

[drifting copper]

closest i've ever come to that was crashing when survs only had 1 life left

[obtuse magnet]

That's just cheddar getting toxic

[drifting copper]

😔 cheddar moment

[plain wave]

I asked some guys and apparently there are indeed modders on console still

[obtuse magnet]

Never encountered 1 on xcox but it wouldn't mean that it can't happen

[drifting copper]

is nowhere sacred these days

😔

[obtuse magnet]

just dup glitches and exploit abusing

@plain wave i forgot to ask, but did someone make you a pfp?

[plain wave]

Yes

JP

[obtuse magnet]

I had a feeling that funny guy did

[drifting copper]

how do i jump

[obtuse magnet]

by jumping

[drifting copper]

Thanks.

You have taught me.

I am now good.

[obtuse magnet]

Liar.

[drifting copper]

true

im still bad..............

[obtuse magnet]

solve this question and you are good