🧬︱bethezombie

[granite yoke]

dies

WIDENS IN CRANE

[obtuse magnet]

i can't feel too bad when they invade or get invaded by me

[granite yoke]

Ikr

[obtuse magnet]

eh i have clip somewhere hold on

[granite yoke]

Uh I can put videos here right?

[obtuse magnet]

Yea.

@granite yoke here's that clip. :-D

[granite yoke]

@obtuse magnet I know this is TvD but this is pretty cool

[honest gate]

[granite yoke]

Hol up

Uploading it

Kool DFA

[obtuse magnet]

why play tvd

[granite yoke]

There we go

For Fub

Fun*

I like fun

Game=Fun

[granite yoke]

Also this kool DFA

[obtuse magnet]

How many ACE members are there?

@honest gate Also I won't forget your UV heal/UV block ratio being 45/3 during any match

[honest gate]

I am such a bad hunter

[obtuse magnet]

me too

[honest gate]

Yoo

Funny uv heal

[prisma plover]

uv heal be like

[honest gate]

anyone wanna invade?

[daring kindle]

no

[honest gate]

ok

[gilded fulcrum]

I came across content of this game mode on Steam, and it's hilarious - https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=390146800

[daring kindle]

you'd be happy with how broken that is 🙂

[gilded fulcrum]

On the survivors side, or the NH? (Never enabled invasion here)

[daring kindle]

survivors are op

[gilded fulcrum]

Because UV lights/flares?

[daring kindle]

no

because humans can do a lot of exploits

[gilded fulcrum]

Like the gif I posted above?

[daring kindle]

no thats legit as it gets

[gilded fulcrum]

Huh. Guess I’ll have to play NH to find out.

[daring kindle]

have fun and try not to get crashed

[honest gate]

False

[daring kindle]

bruh

how

[honest gate]

[daring kindle]

you trollin rn

[honest gate]

No I am dead ass

[daring kindle]

aight

whatchu got?

[honest gate]

The human is nerf

[daring kindle]

nah lmao now you def trolling

[honest gate]

I am not joking

[daring kindle]

nah ur not getting me again

[honest gate]

You must be a bad hunter then

[daring kindle]

last time i checked the hunter cant inventory glitch to delay their death

[honest gate]

Well you know you can counter that by going away

Where they can't kill you

[daring kindle]

going away as the hunter?

[honest gate]

Yep

[daring kindle]

bruh while they are doing the inventory glitch

2v1 and above thats a bad idea

[honest gate]

I don't understand how you think human is op that's kinda a funny after humans got drop kick nerf and rain meter and alot of tricks

[daring kindle]

bow cancel

eggnog

2 handed + bow cancel

shields

dropkick cancel w/ chields

shields

frosthandlier

with 3 clickers its 100% effects

[honest gate]

Man that's must be pros that beat your ass

Trust me I seen worst

[daring kindle]

i bet the xbox player has

[honest gate]

I mean you ain't wrong

[daring kindle]

ik

[gilded fulcrum]

Wow you can 1-hit KO them?!

[honest gate]

Yes

Dfa and spikes

[daring kindle]

throwing a 2h in a 1v1 aswell

[honest gate]

Yeah that to

Btw @daring kindle

What you play on

[daring kindle]

pc

[honest gate]

Pc xbox ps4

Oh

Rip

[daring kindle]

mhm

[honest gate]

Having fun on there

[daring kindle]

thanks i need it

oh wiat

no im not

[honest gate]

[gilded fulcrum]

There’s no leniency for players on the infected side, it’s like they have all the same attributes as a volatile with no buffs. (Other than a conscious)

[daring kindle]

unless getting crashed 24/7 is fun then ye

im having a blast

[honest gate]

Man

[daring kindle]

plus

I dont play hunter

lmao

[honest gate]

Oh

Having fun getting pounce form distance

From far away

[daring kindle]

yup

wouldnt have it any other way

[honest gate]

I just saw a video about that last night

Well xbox is doing fine but pvp is sort of dead but that's what I think

[daring kindle]

isnt there a lot of modders like in ps4/pc

[honest gate]

Yes

[daring kindle]

ppog moment

xbox was like the last console to get modders i think

it was pc then ps4 after that it was xbox

[honest gate]

Yeah but there ain't any

On xbox

So

[daring kindle]

there aint any modders?

like are they rare

[honest gate]

No

That what I am understanding right now

So xbox is sort of safe for right now

[daring kindle]

have fun while you can

[honest gate]

I can at least try

[daring kindle]

thats true

good luck on having fun then

[honest gate]

Yep

w

[daring kindle]

[honest gate]

[fast parcel]

@fringe lichen I fucking saw that

[gilded fulcrum]

Describe btz in 3 words or phrases?

[cerulean furnace]

g

a

y

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-clown-honk-honk-honk-red-nose-gif-13876101

[honest gate]

F
U
N

[fast parcel]

one i've never seen before out in the wild

revenge boi

Arthur should have a sit-down with this guy and tell him about Revenge

[plain wave]

@fast parcel Censor the name before posting it

[fast parcel]

ah shit

my bad

hold up

[plain wave]

Just cus the name and shame rule

[fast parcel]

let me pull out the photo edit software

@plain wave how's this?

[plain wave]

👍

[obtuse magnet]

Unless it's someone like Aussie. Then you don't censor it out.

[daring kindle]

What the fu-

[fast parcel]

How the hell?

[brisk igloo]

If abbreviations are allowed, gg ez.

[stable mist]

Please kill me

[prisma plover]

btz destroys your mental health

[leaden walrus]

FR

[leaden walrus]

what? how? hack?

[prisma plover]

I think i should just consider taking in Vilkki's words and only play with friends

but what friends..?

i mean there is aoz and glwks but they barely play bc monke

[obtuse magnet]

Billy shanking a bri'ish hunter?

[trail hollow]

fucking mcdonalds connection

[prisma plover]

[marsh field]

I hate myself

[plain wave]

@modest dragon Please use #🤖︱bot-commands next time

[prisma plover]

and hunter can't?

[obtuse magnet]

Family-Friendly Content

[honest gate]

[oblique talon]

OH MY FUCKING GOD HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DFA ME FROM 2 FEET AWAY YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Family. Friendly. Content.

[marsh field]

Family friendly content

[gilded fulcrum]

What does dfa mean?

[oblique talon]

death from above

[obtuse magnet]

Guys, guys, guys... Let's keep it PG please. We are making family-friendly content on YouTube and this will get us demonized.

[vague pier]

[vague pier]

chat dead again

[prisma plover]

[vague pier]

a person

[honest gate]

[vague pier]

@honest gate

[honest gate]

[vague pier]

god this chat is dead

[vague pier]

get gud retard

[honest gate]

[honest gate]

You ready to face my power

Btw that's happened random in the old days

[granite yoke]

Fix game plz

[daring kindle]

They can but they don’t have as much as humans do

[daring kindle]

Let me know how your first invasion goes

[fast parcel]

honestly tendril claw makes up for pretty much anything I can do

[prisma plover]

eh

doesn't make humans better, whole shit is unbalanced asf

hopefully tl can maybe implement the rest of dlr after dl2

or what aussie said before, work on hellraid then dlr

[daring kindle]

All we can do is watch

[prisma plover]

yep

but who is still gonna be playing dl1 when 2 is out?

[daring kindle]

me

Sike

[prisma plover]

i won't be buying dl2 maybe

[daring kindle]

Ima forget about DL1 when DL2 comes out. That’s house much ima be playing it

How

[prisma plover]

understandable

[vague pier]

at least BtZ is more balanced than dbd

[obtuse magnet]

don't

[prisma plover]

oh man

[oblique talon]

https://tenor.com/view/dlr-dyinglight-update-dying-light-fear-dying-light-fear-dl-gif-19294543

[obtuse magnet]

I beg you to stop getting straight pounced.

[oblique talon]

you act like ive never straight pounced you.

[obtuse magnet]

It wasn't repeatedly, dummy.

[oblique talon]

if the night hunter is going mach 10 speed

do you actually expect me to casually keep up with that without auto aim?

[obtuse magnet]

i just ask you to stop getting straight pounced.

You have a light. You have a functional controller. You have a brain. Use them.

[oblique talon]

so how is it when i look at them and use left trigger which is the proper input for a uv flashlight it doesn't do anything

is there some magic fortnite gamer life hack that i haven't discovered.

[obtuse magnet]

because the light isn't on the hunter?

[stuck zephyr]

xhaled stop typing to yourself

[oblique talon]

new challenger approaches

fear!

[obtuse magnet]

🤡

[daring kindle]

xhaled be acting like ur average 2018 player

[obtuse magnet]

nuh uh

[oblique talon]

what the hell would an average 2018 player act like

[daring kindle]

yes

[obtuse magnet]

yes

[daring kindle]

yes

[oblique talon]

break chain

[obtuse magnet]

break chain

[daring kindle]

break chain

[acoustic hawk]

You're messing with the wrong person here...

Besides, human exploits far surpasses hunter

[oblique talon]

clearly you don't know how op tendril gp is

[acoustic hawk]

clearly you don't understand what a jump slice is

[daring kindle]

tackle slice

lmao

depending on how fast you are you can get the slice in

but the tackle is always guaranteed

[oblique talon]

since somehow my controller is always fucked

it's probably gonna be:

[daring kindle]

xbox controllers

[oblique talon]

i tackle

i press right trigger to slice

it throws a flare

i fucking die

[daring kindle]

[oblique talon]

like basically

xhaled is at a slither of health and tries to tackle me

i dodge

i hold down right d pad and select me trusty automatic rifle

i can't remember if it selected it but it threw down a flare or if it selected my 2 handed and let xhaled escape

but it was one of the two and it was bs as fuck

[daring kindle]

[honest gate]

@daring kindle best 2h for beginners?

[daring kindle]

pickaxe

[fast parcel]

def not

[honest gate]

Any pickaxe?

[daring kindle]

ye just make sure its blue teir or above

[honest gate]

Oh ok, thanks man

[daring kindle]

you gonna spam 2handed?

[fast parcel]

you can't spam 2h

[daring kindle]

prove it

[fast parcel]

I would if there were any hunters at all

[honest gate]

I need that gold oar bad 😂

[daring kindle]

you cant spam 2 handed if there isnt any hunters to spam it with i see

[fast parcel]

no, it's because there's no such thing

i've learned that you can't really "spam" something

[daring kindle]

so its better if i say "You're gonna abuse 2h?"

[fast parcel]

only if I can say "You're gonna abuse GP, GP spit, tendril claw?"

[daring kindle]

yea sure go ahead but spam sounds better for that

[oblique talon]

from my experience, 2 handed is not too op

the cool down time is quite a bit and you can't bypass it by just switching back to your 1 handed

[daring kindle]

thats whhy you switch to your bow or shield

bruh

[oblique talon]

bow cancel exploit is a scummy tactic

[daring kindle]

it makes the cool like nonexistant if you do it fast enough

yea but people dont care

[oblique talon]

an unhonorable one

here imma just quite Reginald here from henry stickmin

"Do you have no honor? No dignity?"

[daring kindle]

bruh

[fast parcel]

I have several questions about BTZ

why tf do telebombers exist?

[daring kindle]

well from what ive seen the bombers would vault something small. But for some reason they get launched to the player cause DL is fucked like that

[oblique talon]

something about bombers having the same or similar ai as virals

[fast parcel]

don't tell me that WHEN LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN-GAME SAYS THEY CAN'T CLIMB!

[oblique talon]

that's why i said similar

[fast parcel]

why are they even remotely on or near roofs?

[daring kindle]

cause they felt like spawning there lmao

[oblique talon]

as to why they can use the cosmic power of the universe to teleport or spawn on rooves in beyond my understanding

[daring kindle]

[fast parcel]

you'd think that techland would've fixed all this years ago

but nope

gotta fix them dupe glitches

[daring kindle]

fucking fax

[oblique talon]

we're doing the work for techland lmao

and they don't even release all of dlr

just one patch that removes auto balance

[plain wave]

And they didn't even do that

[daring kindle]

O________._____O

[oblique talon]

LOOK GUYS I GOT 99999999999 AIR DROPS

TRUST ME I JUST GET VERY GOOD RNG

[daring kindle]

aussie i didnt even get to say goodbye on the stream

😭

[oblique talon]

I DONT DO ANY ILLEGITIMATE TACTICS

TRUST ME

[fast parcel]

honestly, I would like to see BTZ with no exploits

[oblique talon]

yes

[daring kindle]

wouldnt we all

[oblique talon]

you need to use clutch, not a crutch

[fast parcel]

^

exploit = crutch

literally the only thing keeping most players afloat

including myself

I could not live without 2h cancel

[oblique talon]

just don't do 2 handed cancel

a good legit method for nests

[daring kindle]

2h exploits rate drop down to 0%

[oblique talon]

is to get your one handed

[fast parcel]

there's either 2h cancel, tackle slice, or electric arrow cancel

[oblique talon]

yeah just do tackle slice

only legit method out of the 3 you just named

[fast parcel]

2h cancel+ electric arrow cancel

fast af

[oblique talon]

am pro 😎

[fast parcel]

not sure why

but being a pro mainly regards to how many exploits you know

i'm not pro because I don't know all of them

[oblique talon]

xhaled relies on exploits

theoretically for the purpose of this argument

if techland got off their asses and fixed btz

and patched all the glitches

[daring kindle]

being pro relies on how little exploits you can do and still beat the hunter

[oblique talon]

how much would big pros suffer?

[fast parcel]

^ alot

[oblique talon]

becuse all their crutches would be yoinked

[fast parcel]

I like yoinking crutches

feels good

[acoustic hawk]

You really want me to list it out?

[fast parcel]

yes

[acoustic hawk]

Alright

Fine

Grapple heavy
Inventory mines
Eggnog
Grace time abuse
Backsliding
Back dropkicking
Slope boosting

And a couple of others i wont name

Oh yeah, bow cancelling and aim compensation

[honest gate]

is this about DL 2 ?@acoustic hawk

[acoustic hawk]

No?

I am talking about dl1 lol

[plain wave]

How is jump slice and backflare an exploit

They're literal mechanics that the game wants you to use

[daring kindle]

i gotta agree with aussie on that

but h still listed more than what hunters have

[acoustic hawk]

Backflare still drops flares faster than throwing it normally, but yeah i see your point

[plain wave]

But that's what you're meant to do

It's a literal skill that has a demo video showing it

[fast parcel]

k, i'm back

inventory mines?

[acoustic hawk]

No I understand the skill, i meant the time when the flare gets lit up

[acoustic hawk]

I don’t want to explain it

[fast parcel]

no need

I think I understood

but that's just a smart move

not really an exploit

[acoustic hawk]

No, its an exploit

You can only throw one mine during btz normally in the equipment section

[plain wave]

With how mines are meant to work, it's definitely an exploit lol

[acoustic hawk]

I used to gp spit so badly until I realized I could win fights without it

[fast parcel]

that's good and all

but if it's there, people are going to use it

[acoustic hawk]

@plain wave go sleep

Sleeb

[plain wave]

yes soon

[oblique talon]

gp spit is frowned apon a lot

but i don't see anyone bitching about bow cancel exploit

[fast parcel]

they nerfed it, yet it still works

[acoustic hawk]

I’m sorry what are you implying? You are literally telling me that exploits are okay for humans but not hunter?

[oblique talon]

like gp spit is a legit strat

[fast parcel]

I was referring to this

[oblique talon]

just dodge the gp

it may take some practice

but if you try

you can dodge their gp

[acoustic hawk]

No

[oblique talon]

there is also tackle spit which is viable if they don't fly 100 miles after you tackle them

[acoustic hawk]

Gp spit is a broken technique that takes no skill to use

[oblique talon]

but it's legit

[acoustic hawk]

2 inputs

Camera lock on

[oblique talon]

unlike tendril gp or bow cancel

[fast parcel]

it honestly shouldn't be legit

the efficiency is just wack

[plain wave]

I'm bad so I need it yes yes

[acoustic hawk]

So bad

GaysieGG

[fast parcel]

Aussie is still better than me because I haven't put more than an hour as the hunter on BTZ

level 9 go brrrrrr

so can you still get DLR or nah?

[acoustic hawk]

Nope

[fast parcel]

😦

[spice idol]

I want to play with somebody vs hunter

[restive void]

Someone can we take turns destroying nests for weapons

[lean blaze]

How long do i have to wait to get invaded by night hunter?

Trying to get that buff potion

Also does legend level affect how frequent you get invaded like dark souls?

[fast parcel]

no

it's just whenever a hunter decides to join your game

nowadays it can take hours

but you can get more hunters if you turn VAC off

you might get hackers, but night hunters are night hunters.....

[lean blaze]

Damn don’t wanna play against flying night hunters

Anybody willing to drop night hunter glands? Or are they undroppable?

[daring kindle]

lmao

[lean blaze]

Rip looks like be the zombie scene is dead in asia

[oblique talon]

eggnog is better then nh booster

but it's hard to get

and people will bully you for using it to satisfy their ego

[vague pier]

me when i tendril claw someone to death for the hundredth time

[daring kindle]

Eggnog legit makes one of the hunters attacks useless no shit they're gonna call you out for it

combine that with all the op exploits the humans have

also everyone duplicates it so its not hard to get

[lean blaze]

Wait where do i get it?

[honest gate]

[prisma plover]

if anyone wants a night hunter to invade on pc then say so

[honest gate]

[prisma plover]

yeah basically, i was just saying that hunters do have their exploits too

bc it just looked like N8 was saying "survivors are better/op due to exploits" but didn't mention anything about the night hunter

yet again

this was like 5 hours ago

and i slept through almost the whole day..

[daring kindle]

Someone’s about to be down bad

[stuck zephyr]

@daring kindle

yo wassup been ages since u talked here

[daring kindle]

wwas good fear its been a while yea but its good to be back. Hows that bozak thing going for you?

[stuck zephyr]

@daring kindle

its finished

now doing prison

[vague pier]

lol rip

[vague pier]

do people actually bully you for using eggnog

[daring kindle]

Nice

[daring kindle]

Do people not bully you?

[vague pier]

haven't played dying light since like last year lol

[daring kindle]

Oh bruh

Nice 👍🏼

[stuck zephyr]

[vague pier]

i came back twice in november and september and then immediately quit

[daring kindle]

Lol what happened

[vague pier]

i got bored

ultimate survivor and apex predator, loads of weapons and glitched stacks and it just got boring

[daring kindle]

oh

I thought you went against cheaters and just called it quits again

[vague pier]

nah i've seen like 3 cheaters in dying light and i don't think it even counts as cheating, they just went under the map and tried to pounce me

[stuck zephyr]

ah

map glitchers

[daring kindle]

Nah that’s not cheating

[stuck zephyr]

bottom line degenerate

[daring kindle]

That’s as legit as it gets

[vague pier]

yeah there's one night hunter on xbox that's primarily known for going under the map

he sucks at hunter though so it evens out

[stuck zephyr]

good thing dlr patches that shit

[daring kindle]

What’s dlr

[stuck zephyr]

idk

i heard

its something for btz

[vague pier]

at this point i'm waiting on dl2

[stuck zephyr]

dont know about it tho

[daring kindle]

Why would btz need a update. Dude have you even tried it?

[daring kindle]

[stuck zephyr]

[vague pier]

smh btz is fine as is nothing is wrong with it and nothing in it can be exploited

obviously

[stuck zephyr]

not even

[vague pier]

i dropped dying light for dbd and i'm gonna be honest it was probably my best and worst mistake

[stuck zephyr]

d b d

[daring kindle]

Iiiimmmmaaaaagggggiiiinnnneeeeee

[vague pier]

thank god i was able to reinstall skyrim

[stuck zephyr]

sex

[vague pier]

oh god oh fuck

fear what have you brought upon us

[daring kindle]

[prisma plover]

[honest gate]

I need pro players to come and rekt me to get better

Please invade me

[daring kindle]

pc?

[honest gate]

ye

[daring kindle]

ima pass

[honest gate]

Anyone else?

[acoustic hawk]

Should try it, it was hard for me

[acoustic hawk]

10000iq move

[daring kindle]

damn did yall really take my dlr question seriously? I dont blame yall tho lmao

[daring kindle]

i've tested it with him when he only had 10 trials. I wasn't expecting him to finish it that fast. I really like it tho its what bozak should've been

[stuck zephyr]

everything is possible

[daring kindle]

send it thu bro I wanna try it when i got the time ye?

[stuck zephyr]

uh just ask me at the moment itself cause i'm kinda busy atm

[daring kindle]

aight

[hexed kayak]

Might I ask what is ur pfp I’ve been wondering for awhile

[oblique talon]

claws shouldn't be a viable start in the first place lmao

[plain wave]

How are they not

They’re great not just for damage

[oblique talon]

you either make it with items obtainable from the christmas event, or you can go into #🎮︱lfg-dl1 and see if anyone can spar some

[plain wave]

But also animations since the human is knocked back

[daring kindle]

wtf do you mean they shouldnt be viable

[plain wave]

They do the same damage as a GP

[oblique talon]

these things are claws

and they can do a shocking amount of dmg

and shocking range

literal claws

[plain wave]

They still don’t do as much damage as a 1h swing from a survivor onto the hunter

Even in 1v4 lol

In a straight up brawl a survivor will always win

[oblique talon]

anyway

[daring kindle]

they have to get at slicing distance for them to claw you. If they are doing that from further away then one of you got shit net

[stable mist]

The night hunter claws are some of the most underwhelming things in this game

[plain wave]

Also volatile claws do an insane amount of damage too in pve

[oblique talon]

i mainly just use eggnog to nulify claws

[daring kindle]

plus you can cancel the knockback with a powerslice so that doesnt mattter

like bruh

if you gotta use eggnog to counter claw you deserve the shit you get tossed at you

[stable mist]

Especially when some fucker piece of... uses this fucking boosters to make claws do 4 damage

Guys human so weak!!!111

SO WEAK

[daring kindle]

oMg PlZ NeRF Gp SPIt It TAkes No SKill It Op

[oblique talon]

what if i don't use eggnog and just make resistance boosters

[daring kindle]

use nh boosters

[oblique talon]

i traded all my nh boosters for a kuai dagger

[stable mist]

???

[daring kindle]

you act like you dont dupelicate

[oblique talon]

and my supplier, billy, is kinda outta state rn

[oblique talon]

duplicating = w r o n g

you see

[stable mist]

Mate you play btz but you cant complete rise of the phoenix?

[oblique talon]

i try to have some amount of honor

[stable mist]

[daring kindle]

[daring kindle]

you use eggnog to counter claw

you got no honor at all

[oblique talon]

eggnog is a legitimately obtainable item

[stable mist]

I literally got 100% in base game, the following and achievements and bozak challenges solo before starting to play btz in 2016

[daring kindle]

you need candies from an event that is no longer in motion to get it legit

[plain wave]

Not anymore lol

Only xmas events

[oblique talon]

some people still got stockpiles

[stable mist]

Yea because they fucking duped mate

[oblique talon]

as long as it was made and not duped i'll take it

[daring kindle]

that they duplicated

[plain wave]

If you play regularly

[oblique talon]

fuck

[plain wave]

You will run out of a stack

Very quick

[daring kindle]

dude its not rocket science bruh

[stable mist]

You literally will be able to make like 20 eggnogs MAX if you never duped the candies.

[plain wave]

Eggnogs are even harder to craft than NHBs

Cus of all the candies necessary

[oblique talon]

you act like i don't know how hard to regularly craft eggnog is

i know it require christmas items

[daring kindle]

you're sure acting like it

[plain wave]

Well you’re acting like it’s easier than NHBs lol

[oblique talon]

no?

[plain wave]

And that they’re in plentiful amounts

[stable mist]

How fucking desperate have you to be anyway if you need boosters to play btz

They're completely optional

I dont even drink them every time

[plain wave]

@oblique talon then why use them over NHBs

[daring kindle]

i dont mean to toot my own horn (lmao) but i dont drink NHB

[oblique talon]

so know we're gonna cover boosters all together

[oblique talon]

they last longer

[plain wave]

Of course

But my point was

[daring kindle]

thats another reason they are OP

[plain wave]

They’re so much rarer

[daring kindle]

they last ages

[plain wave]

Than NHBs

So how the fuck are you getting so many

And you say they’re not duped

[oblique talon]

all i know is billy gave me a complete fucking stack

if you wanna ask him how he obtained it be my guest

[stable mist]

Everything in btz is duped that's like what you should expect because its the reality
When there is an item in the game people will always have and infinite amount of it because they can make a stack so big it will never run out in their lifetime

And techland probaly either doesnt acknowledge this or doesnt care about btz in the first place

[oblique talon]

you got that fucking right

[stable mist]

Anything that was supposed to be rare is like a default item that everyone has endless amounts of

There is no such thing as rare in dl

Everything is worthless

[daring kindle]

dayum so true

[stable mist]

Due to how broken the game is

[daring kindle]

[stable mist]

And how easy its to cheat

On pc

[oblique talon]

one of the big problems for me aint even boosters

[daring kindle]

ps4 is full of modders too

[oblique talon]

it's medkits

[daring kindle]

what

[obtuse magnet]

bruh

[stable mist]

Not modders, people with modded items.

[obtuse magnet]

You need some?

[oblique talon]

yeah sometimes i run low on medkits

@obtuse magnet y e s

[obtuse magnet]

I got 6 stacks from invasions lmao

[oblique talon]

[obtuse magnet]

i don't need em because of 100hp

[oblique talon]

gib

[daring kindle]

yea i should've been more specific

[oblique talon]

how tf do you get modded items on a console tho?

[obtuse magnet]

modding your console

[oblique talon]

like do you download a modded file to a usb

then plug it in?

[daring kindle]

1 guy got modded items and it became thje worlds biggest chain reaction

[oblique talon]

whoever that 1 guy was

[stable mist]

And tbh btz shouldnt use people's medkits just like it doesnt wear down durability or fuel

[oblique talon]

fuck him

[oblique talon]

yeah

i second this

[daring kindle]

yea

[plain wave]

Yeah true they go through the effort of replenishing medkits and flares but don’t do the same as they do with item and buggy durability lol

[daring kindle]

that was pretty sexy

[obtuse magnet]

I choked

[prisma plover]

man i love reading the btz chat knowing the pvp will not be fixed whatsoever

[oblique talon]

yes

[daring kindle]

thats the charm

[prisma plover]

does that mean i'm gonna stop playing btz?

no

[obtuse magnet]

How many medkits do you need, Drab?

[prisma plover]

bc something is wrong with me

[daring kindle]

those that have quite are billionaires

quit*

[oblique talon]

how much are you willing to give?

[obtuse magnet]

7

[oblique talon]

7 stacks?

[obtuse magnet]

yea.

[oblique talon]

i'll take 5

you can keep the other 2

[prisma plover]

thinking of quitting

[oblique talon]

actually no

[prisma plover]

might just come back if dlr gets added

[oblique talon]

i'll take all 7

i'm gonna need to last a long time

[daring kindle]

good luck leaving this addicting ass game

[prisma plover]

yep

i mean pros have done it

[daring kindle]

thats because they have the will of gods

[oblique talon]

yes

[prisma plover]

agreed

[oblique talon]

it's like a black tar heroin addiction

its bad

[daring kindle]

lmfao

[oblique talon]

but you can't stop unless you have the will of a god

[prisma plover]

yeah..

[daring kindle]

its ok masn once DL2 comes out we will all be able to quit and switch to a more buggy game

[oblique talon]

o boi cinnamon rolls are ready

[obtuse magnet]

You joining to get your medkits or what?

[prisma plover]

dl2 being more buggy than dl1?

[oblique talon]

hold on cinnamon rolls are calling

[obtuse magnet]

bruh

[daring kindle]

hey man its techland we are talking about here. anything is possible

[oblique talon]

i have priorities

dying light 2 gonna be like cyberpunk

lots of bug

and they will lose lots of money in refunds

[prisma plover]

if they're gonna make an even more buggy game then what's the point?

[daring kindle]

the point is that it isnt DL1

[prisma plover]

but who would want to play a more buggy game than dl1?

bc dl1 is already cancerous

[daring kindle]

me

[plain wave]

I still unironically have fun with BTZ

[oblique talon]

what if i had a stack of military medkits and played btz

[plain wave]

👍

[prisma plover]

same here aussie

[daring kindle]

btz can still be fun yes

poggy momenty

[plain wave]

Because I don’t care about competitiveness

[prisma plover]

yes

[plain wave]

Nor strive to be one of the best

Just play

[prisma plover]

bc who does?

[plain wave]

[daring kindle]

now that is what its all about

[daring kindle]

id hate to say it but you'd be surprised

[prisma plover]

seriously who tf takes pvp in dying light seriously

[oblique talon]

like me, xhaled, and some random guy xhaled invited did tackle vs dropkick yesterday

[prisma plover]

oh what

[oblique talon]

good times

[daring kindle]

@plain wave you ever gonna try dying light BB?

[oblique talon]

bb is dead

[daring kindle]

no shit

but you can still play it

[prisma plover]

there can't be people out there trying to be the best pvp player without realizing the game's state is fucked

[daring kindle]

the thing is they dont care lmao

[prisma plover]

i saw noviex playing bb today

oh

wait

[daring kindle]

they just wanna be the best at something

bruh

[prisma plover]

completely useless

[oblique talon]

@obtuse magnet getting on now

[daring kindle]

O_O

[prisma plover]

just play btz for fun like aussie

[daring kindle]

i mean thats what it was made for

but people dont care like i said

[plain wave]

@daring kindle I already have 30 hours in that game

Never again

[prisma plover]

you pronounce my name wrong still aussie

[daring kindle]

damn im sorry aussie 😭

[plain wave]

How am I supposed to @prisma plover

[prisma plover]

like

[daring kindle]

mason

[plain wave]

Like mason?

[prisma plover]

yes

[plain wave]

Ok ez

[daring kindle]

may-sun

what do the numbers mean

[prisma plover]

ty chief

[plain wave]

The numbers masn

Duck

Fuck

[daring kindle]

lmao aussie

[prisma plover]

like may-sin

yes

bo2

fuck

[daring kindle]

[prisma plover]

btz kills your braincells

sh

[daring kindle]

poor btz gamemode

always getting flamed on

but then again its begging for it

[prisma plover]

that's what i was about to say

it's literally asking to be made fun of

[daring kindle]

can we get a btz e-sport?

[prisma plover]

what?

[daring kindle]

lmao

[prisma plover]

yes pro esport hunter

vs

no wait

esports spider monke vs esports cran

[daring kindle]

itll be aa 4v1 against eggnog/bow cancel/2h spammers

winning team owns techland

[prisma plover]

winner gets $4

bc gamemode bad

[daring kindle]

thats enough for a happy meal

good enough

[prisma plover]

yes

[daring kindle]

thats how much DL is worth

[prisma plover]

uninstall dl

[daring kindle]

and live a happy/peaceful life?

fuck you

[prisma plover]

i can agree with that

how to live good life

1: close dl

2: go to steam library

3: uninstall dl

[daring kindle]

sadly I can only get to step 2

hbu

[acoustic hawk]

fuck that

I got to step 3

then I am all the way back

to step 0

-install DL

[daring kindle]

It’s a cycle 😭

[oblique talon]

cursed

[daring kindle]

That’s how DL makes me feel

[prisma plover]

i don't want to talk about it

[prisma plover]

cursed yourself

[fast parcel]

Wait

Hunters actually use the claw attack?

I’ve only ever seen noobs do it

[prisma plover]

tendril claw??

you only see hunters tackle or something?

[vague pier]

mfw i dodge a tackle for the thousandth time because of how easy it is to dodge

[daring kindle]

[prisma plover]

if dlr however does get fully implemented

i do know that (almost) everyone in the dlr server will be revived

extremely dead and for a good reason

[brisk igloo]

Clawing is quite common when done in combos, especially if it's combined with tendril claw.

[prisma plover]

yes tendril claw can be useful in many situations

[obtuse magnet]

Yes.

[fast parcel]

tendril claw?

I only ever see T-posing hunter doing tons of dmg in a matter of seconds

[vague pier]

tendril claw is cracked

unless you have eggnog

[fast parcel]

I have eggnog, drunken pumpkin, and NHB all at once....

[vague pier]

too op pls nerf tekland

[obtuse magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-eating-ok-and-gif-19666657

[vague pier]

[fast parcel]

imagine eating ice

[brisk igloo]

NHB/Eggnog is no match for the ice eating man.

[fast parcel]

it took nearly a minute or two to type that?

[obtuse magnet]

false

[brisk igloo]

I changed a few things around. Just like this one I'm typing right now.

[obtuse magnet]

The ice eating man reacts quicker than you'd think

[stable mist]

An individual with strong muscle mass arises from the water and takes a bite out of ice, only to return to the water. The cycle repeats. His eternal punishment.

[fast parcel]

at least he'll be hydrated.....

[oblique talon]

so funny joke

[vague pier]

how bad is btz on xbox

[oblique talon]

me, xhaled, and a guy xhaled invited were playing btz on slums today

[oblique talon]

not that bad ngl

there is a lot of eggnog tho

[vague pier]

i'm considering playing again

eggnog is fine i'm cracked with my stack of like 9000

[oblique talon]

professional duplicater

[vague pier]

nah i had someone drop it for me

[oblique talon]

then they are a profession duplicater

[vague pier]

i joined my friend and then he just gave me a 10k stack

[oblique talon]

what the heck

that's cracked

[prisma plover]

survivor things or some shit idk i don't play survivor

[oblique talon]

but like the guy who xhaled invited was invading and whipping our behinds

[prisma plover]

someone is in rebuild vc???

[oblique talon]

and on xhaled mic i just hear him say when we have one life left

"Drab you gotta carry me it's in the prophecy."

and i'm just sitting here like

👁️ 👄 👁️

there should just be a series called the adventures of drab and xhaled

where some guy records the party chat and documents what weird crap we say on a daily basis

[obtuse magnet]

but you don't say anything ya muted weirdo

[prisma plover]

feel like microsoft ruined xbox

[vague pier]

i've only played with xhaled once and that was when he was hunter

[obtuse magnet]

yes

did you like the router?

[oblique talon]

xhaled what fucked up prophecy did you read saying i would carry you

[obtuse magnet]

[prisma plover]

laggy nh?

[obtuse magnet]

I was just saying random shit because Zaki was fucking you primarily

[oblique talon]

didnt you suck his pp in turn that he let me arrive

[obtuse magnet]

Nah but I knew he would have ended the game right then and there since he went for your dumbass

xd

[oblique talon]

i'm not a dumbass i'm just special

[prisma plover]

aren't we all?

[obtuse magnet]

Ok snowflake.

[oblique talon]

i play btz for months: still bad

i play phantom forces for a week: giga chad

[prisma plover]

uninstall dl

[obtuse magnet]

roblox

[oblique talon]

bruh you played phantom forces with me mr can't kill me with a remington 700

[vague pier]

xhaled sucks night hunter pp

[oblique talon]

kinky

😳

[fast parcel]

😦

[obtuse magnet]

literally i pleaded with Zaki to not go for you.

[oblique talon]

in dying light, xhaled kill me

in phantom forces, me kill xhaled

[obtuse magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-eating-ok-and-gif-19666657

[oblique talon]

wonder what the context behind that meme is

like why is a man just eating ice?

[vague pier]

https://tenor.com/view/fart-dance-dance-grubhub-food-delivery-dance-gif-19847543

[oblique talon]

this is now #💥︱memes

[vague pier]

always has been

[obtuse magnet]

Flawless ruined to lag.

[vague pier]

@obtuse magnet lol should've just not lagged 4head

[prisma plover]

gotta love those modders that are losing, spamming racial slurs and are forced to crash you

[obtuse magnet]

not me. it wasn't my router this time.

[oblique talon]

i need help

for some reason the little knowledge i had of btz had been sapped from me

i can't even play anymore

i can't fight the night hunter now

i can't punish a missed tackle because for some reason my 2 handed never hits them

i can't punish a failed gp because my 2 handed phases through them when it's thrown

[fast parcel]

@obtuse magnet I don't think that was 100% lag's fault

[oblique talon]

and the nh just goes at mach 10 speeds

and since auto aim is useless half the time even that wouldn't help me

also my throat is dry af

and my stomach hurts

[obtuse magnet]

ah yes

[oblique talon]

probably from stress

[obtuse magnet]

noble chad.

[prisma plover]

dronk whater

[prisma plover]

ghet of gam and restt

[oblique talon]

damn bruh i didn't know soup was a type of fish

thanks man you made me learn something today

[vague pier]

[vague pier]

https://tenor.com/view/dlr-dyinglight-update-dying-light-fear-dying-light-fear-dl-gif-19294543

[oblique talon]

https://tenor.com/view/dlr-dyinglight-update-dying-light-fear-dying-light-fear-dl-gif-19294543

[vague pier]

i played dying light for 30 seconds and i forgot i had my sens so high

[sonic gulch]

I played dying light for 10 seconds and remember my depression

[stuck zephyr]

imagine playing btz

cant imagine either

[vague pier]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-light-ricardo-gif-16641706

[leaden walrus]

your IQ is below 0 if you simply don't leave

don't argue

leave bruh

[prisma plover]

but it was hilarious

[leaden walrus]

if it's a friend depends

I don't find randoms modding funny because that's something you don't do in general with strangers

I'm not saying you should mod just S T O P

[leaden walrus]

wtf I thought DL was a single player game

[prisma plover]

no it's just hilarious to see someone mod such a pointless game

[sonic gulch]

it's really sad innit bruv

[prisma plover]

it really is

@sonic gulch why you no play anymore?

[sonic gulch]

I find it no fun

[prisma plover]

cannot blame you

i had someone going at me bc i clawed them while they're down and he complained about how he wasn't using 2H

like okay???

[sonic gulch]

yea

[prisma plover]

you have the opportunity to 2h me

like not even TL can stop you, they don't care

[sonic gulch]

last time I joined someone I tackle gp claw claw and they crash me it was so annoying

I almost uninstall

I mean I still have DL

I just don't play it

[prisma plover]

you know rawr?

the player

[sonic gulch]

no

[prisma plover]

well no shit

oh

that was him complaining lmao

[sonic gulch]

who?

[prisma plover]

rawr

don't even get me started on the people who complain about tele bombers too

like who cares?

the game is bugged and you chose to play it

[sonic gulch]

I find it funny

[prisma plover]

yeah when they cry about it

[sonic gulch]

nah just playing and boom tele

[prisma plover]

sure it's unfair but THAT'S LITERALLY BTZ

[sonic gulch]

like I got so used to it I start laughing because of it

[prisma plover]

bc you're cool player

[sonic gulch]

nah its like when do a thing so much that once you do it again its like you don't care like you knew it was gonna happened

Im trying to say how it feels

[prisma plover]

ik

[sonic gulch]

its kinda hard

[prisma plover]

i know how you feel

and honestly

i might just uninstall

[sonic gulch]

I should of did it a long time ago

but

[obtuse magnet]

imagine talking about BTZ

[prisma plover]

and i suppose wait for dlr if that even comes out

[prisma plover]

this is btz chat

[obtuse magnet]

yes.

[sonic gulch]

the reason I kept playing was because when you play pvp with friends you get those moments

[prisma plover]

yeah

but like who has friends?

[sonic gulch]

you know DL is shit

But DL is my shit

[prisma plover]

dl is crack yes

[sonic gulch]

I mean

[prisma plover]

welp

[sonic gulch]

best screen ever

[prisma plover]

see

i feel like i'll regret uninstalling somehow

[sonic gulch]

I mean

its up to you

[prisma plover]

like even L installed it back after uninstalling it

[sonic gulch]

I mean I don't uninstalled it

like Ik imma go back to playing this trash

[prisma plover]

bc you're addicted

actually no

i just won't touch dl

simple

[sonic gulch]

@prisma plover

did you uninstall it

[prisma plover]

no

[sonic gulch]

ok

wanna invade

for fun

@prisma plover