#🧬︱bethezombie
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@stable mist
"You're making this so easy, I'm actually getting worse."
-TF2 Sniper

the nh after hitting me with a spit from 100 feet away
"Snipings a good job mate."
Dodge.
What's the difference between playtesting the dlr mod and modding to cheat
One's a job and the other's mental sickness
Good
pissrandoms typing ab dl balancing gzts me going
Good
this biter i'm playing against doesn't know a clue on what to do
the one time i just uv them they run
I love the techland in depth btz tutorial guys
not like it's gonna attack me
It teaches me everything I need to know
what about survivor sense
@stuck zephyr this is a human they have flash ligt
Use howl with mmb
Press pounce
U cannot pounce, they have uv lightè
Now go and die in multiplayer
ok i'm convinced that this nh is cosplaying as a bolter

like everytime i run up to em they just run
literally got them into a corner and slashed
they did nothing
Bolte
https://tenor.com/view/christian-bale-american-psycho-walk-jam-gif-16732505
omw to techland office for dl patches
plot twist: fear is the ceo of techland
i was all along
nice i figured it out
update on the bolter cosplayer:
they finally attacked me
but uhh
they died
and i took out the last nest
yup
if anyone would like to join a dl server that has memes and bots, dm me

No
I playing be the zombie mode and i have on 2 games cheaters. Why. Please Techland kill cheaters
I can also do that
for a small price
Maybe what?
gift me hellraid dlc
and I shall kill as many hackers as you would like
inside and outside the game
Oh? So you like playing night hunter? Name every Night Hunter player.
😳
Notice red barrel I UV heal next to and he don't shoot it
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i dont like HellRaid DLC
sry mate
i dont buy that
bc he wants people to see it i guess
literally you can see both posts at the same time if you try
do you download xbox clips like i do
...yes.
when you use the xbox app on your phone
no.
and download it like that
and yes
oh
e
a
sports
It's in the game
k

I hit mutation 3!
good joke

hmm no one like zombies
th big sed
mhm

you will be mate
just had 4 asians getting salty, forcing them to use mods and then my game crashes
what has btz come to
A hot steaming mess with angry 8 year olds I'm afraid
how do you know they were asian?
Latency, I would imagine.
idk im shit aswell
Same

uhh idfk
a
It isn't hard being good. It's hard being good enough to counter people who constantly exploit everything to their advantage to win imo.
at least you said imo
was everything else he said bad?
Exploit or be exploited.
That's the name of the game. Which is honestly sad because players will use exploits to get any win they can get.
xhaled why u tell me how to take out nest fast with tackle slice slice slice repeat if bow cancel exploit is faster
Also shield exploit is faster
nothing.
i must scour the internet for this
why xhaled typing to himself
fear when tech land release bad version of dlr
Exploits = no stop
i'm not gonna use bow cancel exploit on nest unless i'm fighting xhaled
because xhaled uses tendril gp
imagine using a defense move to attack
imagine imagining

Imagine thinking a bow cancel exploit will work against me.
@oblique talon Because it won't since you can barely get towards my nest.
i mean one time i was playing with you and i actually took out a nest
A nest.
yes
why not just use a propane tank?
Ok find me some in ot
Oh yeah btw renfur deleted his btz guide I know this happened like 2 months ago but yeah
Y'know
I could make a guide for all the new people asking what the fuck to do when survivors do this and this
But it would get outdated the second TL releases DLR patch #2
And when will they release it is a mystery no deeper than the void itself

I should probably assume it'll take another long ass time
And make a guide for the current state of the game
Maybe I could encourage people not to play like monkeys and be good sport
That what's left of this dwindling community
Anyone wna invade me ?
instructions unclear. i won btz
You did?
that was a joke
so i get invaded by a mut 1 bolter right
and uhh
my teammate is a survivor level 6
and he weighs me down like the great wall of china
now i now how it's like to be xhaled when i'm playing with him
holy hell
except xhaled can actually carry me
i can't leave this guy unattended for 10 seconds without him getting straight pounced
ya'll know that area in ot with the screamers
the cramped area
that place is literal hell if your a survivor
literally all the nh has to do is get you in an alleyway, horde spit, tackle spam and you die
welp the biter just got their first kill on me
and it was because of a telebomber
was about to kill them then i get telebombed
and now i just got pounced because techalnd still can't fix uv light
Lol noob

techland using the cosmic power of the universe to break my grappling hook when i'm about to grab on to a ledge
kek
That doesn't even happen anyway
The hook always pulls you in even if it's the last use
mom was running the vacuum so i temporarily lost all hearing in my game
now i can actually hear again
?
500
i would've been able to save you in the beginning but like
trash
has to be taken out
Yet I still killed him more than twice without your help.
i mean i helped you get some kills
you just got the finishing blow
therefore it counts as yours
uh huh. stop getting tackled every .3 nanoseconds from a hunter.
fear talking to techland to release newest version of dlr
Do virals exist in btz
Attention bumps mic is this thing on? Oh it’s on okay everyone listen up Gordon Ramsey zombie confirmed UWU


Death
@stable mist @plain wave
@stuck zephyr XDD
Random worm goes up crane's fucking ass
Crane explodes
Is that a fucking shotgun
yes
hunter is really good in my opinion
ive fought with hunters
and survivors
both my friends
and generally hunter wins
i like survivor too

Btz but story mode and you have to stop runners from doing what they're supposed to do
Your survivor, power, and agility trees instead boost the night hunter
yes
imagine playing btz on anything below hard
zaids flares
how to get zaid's flares for free:
enter btz match as hooman
die a lot
the game will give u ziad's flares each time u die

infinity flares!!1!!

yeah
imagine playing btz on anything below nightmare game+
What is new game+
i would do it on nightmare+ but one i'm new to btz as human and two new game + i have to do everything again and it just gets repetitive as hell
@oblique talon how do i play as the Kyle crane in btz? the hunter keeps spamming spits and tackle.
i can't dodge it at all.
so unfair

no one can
hunters complain about how being a hunter is hard
ikr
then the stats say 54% of hunters win
how is dodge
what drab is this
What fucking stats
because it's certainly not me
Cause it is a "learn to master" character, not a "pick up and master".
@stable mist offical techland stats
Where
also in btz i found out that sense suppression isn't infinite
yeah, one hit kill
if it was a fair one hit kill it wouldve been ok
but after getting buffed so many times
It means you will have to learn how to play.
after this
@carmine wing bruh ur stats are 5 years old

omg...
btz back then: hooman too op
ah shit here we go again
Both sides got nerfed like SHIT
That's the reality of btz balance history
reality is sad then
Originally= both were so op it was stupid and broken as fuck
Then they nerfed both in the wrong way
Then they did a final patch where some things were adjusted backwards
@obtuse magnet dont post your irl face people could doxx you
wot?
After that, you still had the autobalance problem for the next 3 years
That shit got patched this spring
Cuz dlr patch #1
Fear removed autobalance now game is so unfair plz bring it back
It's a random drop, dummy.
Right now the game is still full of exploits because dlr hasn't been fully implemented
But AB is gone and the hunter is like 55% more powerful in 1v1 RN
1v2 is about 45%
1v3 is 40% winrate for nh most likely
1v4 is broken as fuck still so none of the stats would matter
Then why bother saying a random drop for an item that you want is easy lol
i beg to differ
And this game has people who dont know how to use the damn uv light and people who spent 2k hours in btz alone
And all of them play against each other, there's no damn matchmaking
if you have multiple pound thing
ok fetch me a gold-tier oriental khopesh
you can easily kill two
so two people can actually go down faster
if you can kill one before the other is respawned
also
survivors literally have one tool basically
uv
okwtf
What the hell are you talking about
wdym.
if you have leapfrog then you can kill all of the other ones too
uv block lets you pound them even if they shine a uv in your eye
Hunter can get countered pretty easily when a group of survivors perform a cockblockus with shields and coordination.

two humans?
higher.
i usually do 1v1
@carmine wing I have absolutely no idea how you got it that wrong, but uv block goes away in the pounce animation
what?
i've tried to avoid doing duos because according to xhaled ive been getting carried to much
well i am playing night hunter
which now that i look at it he's right
i never see that
I go back to assassinating Kirin Jindosh in Dishonored 2.
Because you are playing against idiots who just dont UV
Uv block fucking stops when you pounce, that's basic knowledge
If it didnt, that'd be the dumbest thing ever
i just faced off against a mut 0 runner
Feed them crucial knowledge, Vilkki8.
well

i think they were smurfing
because this mut 0 runner knew how to tendril gp, insta tackle, all the juicy op nh stuff
So you played 10 hours on nh during those 3 years
no?

basically like playing against mini xhaled
you are suprisingly defensive
Well then you just played against actual monkeys every time
i killed em twice
he ran
he quits for some reason
i get no victory because kills don't count towards forfeit

I'm everywhere plus I must play more NH to get to mutation3 for the 7th time
@oblique talon was it 1v1
i also play 1v1
i can't grammar
Then how the fuck did he insta tackle lmfao????
i dont like group fights
@obtuse magnet was that nh i fought you.
Did you dropkick him against a wall@oblique talon
yeah because even when i do it it so,show doesn't connect for reasons not even fear knows
You either spam tackle while standing on the same spot
Or you tackle someone who dropkicked you
yall are really condesending for playing a game after even 5 years
@obtuse magnet when
I dont play this shit anymore
Liar.
I only speedrun
also how do i kill hunt of the night
The only time I play btz is with friends in private
play survivor

after the buffs its hard tbh
Maybe because its closer to being balanced now
explain buff pls
I doubt you've much experience to compare before and after, though.
@obtuse magnet he is talking about 2017 changes
ah akay

Wasn't that the period where btz dropped dead because of that slow turning speed because of the insta-tackling?
i mean i played in 2016 and it felt fine
That was the first itackle nerf
bad one.
They tried to remove it by making you lose speed from turning
It sucked
I was mutation 1 at the time
i wondered why they didn't just have a short delay to tackle after it was evaded.
Even I realized how bad it was even though I had poor movement skills
@obtuse magnet harder to code.
It's Techland
Anyway they removed that and actually did something of the sorts later
The animation stops when you turn too much
So u cant tackle anymore
Or was it that you just can't turn until some point in the anim in the first place 🤔
All I know is in DLR as soon as you hit the ground you can do a 180
What about a 270?
Idfk, why would you need tho
That sounds like overspinning
Which I used to do when I was learning how to insta

why does dying light offical discord server have pepes, yoda and corrupted emoji memes

No
i'm playing with 2 other random survivors
and i grapple onto a ledge that i'm looking at and holding jump
it magically doesn't grab
i'm knocked out
teammate tries to heal me
they fall to their death
so me and the teammate that tried to help me are dead
and it's 1 teammate against 1 nh and they did
so now we're at 1 life
teammate gets knocked
i heal them
i get pounced ven tho i uv'd them and i had a teammate actively looking at the nh
Just get good
tldr: me and 2 other survivors lose because of faulty game design
just tell techland to fix their grappling hook
you just live to be toxic and boost your ego don't you
Somebody needs to git gud
look i'm mad ok
i literally just lost an easily winnable round because of techland not being able to design grappling hook correctly
Never had the problem you're talking about.
There are tons of occasions where Crane doesn't grab something after grappling
But then you start to recognise specific ledges or areas or types of surfaces where he doesn't
And then you become more consistent
basically tech land too bad to make all ledges grabable
Then fix it
well you see i'm not techland
i'm just the customer who isn't happy because a small glitch like this can lose me easily winnable matches
it's techlands job to actually fix it
Karen 😳
karen gets mad over not putting enough caremel in starbucks coffee
Oh you're talking about trying to grapple shit u cant climb in the first place?
Well then why do you complain
Just hook the right spot
Idk how hard it is on console but you could just use two charges in case u might fall
Gonna break it to ya. It's fucking basic.
Unless you cancel your grapple hook or grapple an unclimbable ledge then it won't do that. Literally it'll click in the first or second BTZ match.
U dont even need to play btz just play the campaign
tacoboi isnt toxic ur just really bad
so it's my fault techland can't fix their game once in a while
you try to do better
it's never your fault. you want everything served to you on a platter.
always blame techland.
techland made you miss that dfa
techland made you die to obvious spike bait
techland made you lose a match
at least it's one-up from blaming crane for your mistakes.
so it's my fault for not grabbing a ledge when i'm looking right at it and holding jump which are the 2 requirements for grabbing
and also i never blamed techland for dying to spike bait because all i did was ask if it wa an insta tackle because i was curios and it seemed fasted
and i only say that if your even 1 millimeter off you'd miss the dfa
not it's techlands fault for me missing the dfa
nah but it was to prove a point that you are going as far as to give an unneeded complaint with little to no support for it because you continue to not only type multiple throughout an entire fucking week but it makes every competent player roll their eyes due to how painful it is to even have your complaint in just their peripheral vision. seriously, everyone knows about BTZ bs way before you arrived and you adding on to the list isn't helping.
now i leave to go vibe.
so basically i'm not allowed to not like certain features of a game and point out those features that i don't like and why i don't like them
different people have different opinions
Lol
anyoen know how to insta tackle 2021?

lol
monke mode active 
i dont get how u insta kill from above

troller trolled
spreading fake news? 2nd patch of dlr will never come
then ive been lied to

anyone playing zombie invasions and needing a player
max level survivor but havent played in a while so litte rusty
@obtuse magnet remember that teleporting bombers are a thing
it's kinda funny too, since Crane and loading screen tips tell you to get to high ground, yet the bombers will just teleport and kill your ass anyway
the reason why telebomber exist is because they have the same ai as virals
virals can jump gaps
bombers jump gaps
virals can spawn on rooves
so the bombers spawn on rooves
therefore they're not teleporting
they're just appearing
so all techland or fear has to do
is make a new ai for the bombers
But that’s to much work for them
There busy bois
I haven’t played dl and actually enjoyed it I’m months I’ve pretty much done everything even my friends don’t play it anymore 😞

Yeah, he definitely is. Isn't that right, @stable mist?
It is unknown if the Night Hunter even exists in canon
@lavish turtle Techland haven't come forward with a definitive statement on whether one or the other ending is canon
Yea the night hunter is most likely not even actually canon
Why does everybody abort night hunter matches
However they have said "The Following definitely happened! As for the ending, well we believe we like to leave it to player choice"
(Verbatim but you get what I mean)
Ok
i just like to believe both endings are canon
Wow, that's incredibly rude. Saying I'm not even canon. I can't believe the Dying Light community is like this. I'm filing charges.
That's right. You would cease to exist if I were to think you weren't canon. Frightening, isn't it? Well, goodbye, Natteee.

That's it. The next time we face each other in L4D, I shall rain down hell on you.
@plain wave Congratulations, Aussie. You have escaped death!
Good luck 
After going through || absolute hell to prevent the city from being firebombed, can't believe hed nuke it. Feels wrong||
first cheater encounter as an nh mfw
@brisk igloo poggerschampionship
@oblique talon it is actually teleporting
they can jump to ledges regardless of what's in between them and the ledge
I've seen virals climb through ceilings
the AI is bugged for sure
@honest gate auto wins.
Hello DL's best teleporter of Sweden 

so anyone wanna be the zombie
maybe it's not nice to assume that me and @quiet brook are love birds... That is very insensitive... we are siblings
Again, DMs.
again a joke but hey we gonna close this now
done.
Tips vs night hunter?
He’s so annoying with tackle
Literally all of them spam tackle and I get stuck into corner
Impossible to dodge pl
have u maybe used modded weapons on them
I have only seen hunters spam tackle when survivors hit em with 50 k damage or sth
u can evade the tackle btw
the timing has to be perfect
or go somewhere that like spikes are behind u and dodge and he goes poof
are you a loser or something
Omg so funny hahahagafag at itt ft
ah yes the unfunny language


I mean u did say something stupid
ah he turns into Sherlock after having a stroke



Never get life tips from a DL pvp player
True
I mean survivor lobbies

I hit ultimate survivor 2 times and it’s boring
what has life come to ma man
the climax is nothing but a normal max
I have also been away from it for a year but started again
Is it me or ps4 has the worst skill out of every platform 

I am right
tbh I used to play on ps4
did the game plenty o times with friends
but now pc
pc is just another thing
I had a ps4 player calling me trash because I don't use modded weapons 
under 15 I suppose
idk
hmm I have lvld up
Ur not wrong
No offense to anybody who plays on ps4
Like
half of dl pvp players
All the new montages are from ps4
rarely xbox I think
Gaminggurthy
he is right
gazi?
maybe
if mama ain't happy
no one happy
Yes
only real ones know
I’m just bored with dying light in general
If I could go back to 2018 where I had the most fun out of that game that would be nice
same
just can't wait for DL2
the pvp there might be more comp then having fun
and you know what fuck it
I'll be a tryhard DL2 player
if I have too
I mean mate maybe like u played it waaaaaay a lot
so now
it seems empty
It’s just I have pretty much most of the dlcs and I did pretty much everything I’m the game
What ever happened to that Halloween outfit that we never got
??!
hmmm some did
the skeleton blue led?
I never got it even tho I unlocked I heard it was a glitch I thought they gave it to everyone
ay is ur profile pic urself?
No
No my profile pic is juice wrld
But that doesn’t matter
I wanna know what happened to the Halloween outfit
he was a great guy i tell u
one of the few in the industry that cared about fans
The Halloween skin
hey. anyone wanna play, I suck at be the zombie so ez points for you
It was bugged, some ppl got it, some ppl didnt. I had to make 3 saves to finally get it, but i still dont have it on my main
If crane
if
if he is the btz
then it goes
Crane on a crane on a crane fights crane with no crane
(4 cranes vs zumbi crane, I just did that for a joke dont slam me with proofs and theories pls)
crane is the nighthunter
no
stop typing
oh, right wrong channel, mb, already gon
no come back
thank you
a peanut is a nut, nuts can't climb anything, so crane can not be a peanut
Crane is a fookin muppet
crane is stupid
he dropped with nothing but a pistol and a radio, not even a smol empty backpack
haha pistol goes thud
and then he just fucks everything up
didn't even aim for the head
that's not the main issue
I wanted to nuke the fucking Harran because of how much I suffered with this dumbass
but the game even after restarting
did not spawn the plastic card
codes*
so I had the card, I had the shit
but not the codes because they did not exist
AND GETTING TO THE FINALE IS SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS
you just need to pass the story 2.0
with the fucking buggy which never has enough speed to take off the volatiles, so you end up in a Fifa game where volatiles kick you around like a ball
it's because they crossfit
did I mention that you need to literally speedrun
the last section of the story on buggy
let's take this to #dyinglight before we get in trouble
k
Tips for fighting zombie?
What can I do
Like counters
Or habits I should pick up
General play styles that hunters use to watch out for
don't die
Attack it until it dies but dont let it attack you until you die
funny but sometimes I let the hunter attack me
Megamind
yeah i'm not returning to DL, event isn't worth it
yeah its just a re do
how would a single bite from the night hunter cause a human to explode? 
wait
the night hunter doesnt bite the human, he wraps his sexy tentacles around him and hugs him 'till he explodes. correct me if im wrong pls
Hentai type beat
Hmm.......
does this count as correction?
i think he bites the human to get a snack and the tentacles make him explode
@obtuse magnet um
well
about that
in the FP view of the night hunter
you rip them apart
it's not even the bite that kills the human
yes, it does
still waiting for dlr..
who knows
idk i just cbf playing dying light until the rebuild comes back or something
lmao
oh thrills and nu
believe it or not but they are the ones that told me dlr is like halfway here
how about both
thats what i was told bruh
don’t eat everything you’re given
bruh im retarded
imagine a halfway version of dlr
imagine
die
No me gustas, señor.

@obtuse magnet what happened to ur old discord account
Long story short: got hacked.
It's whatever at this point.

Bop bop bop
Bop bop bop
backslide mfs be like

@sonic gulch XDDDDDDDDDD
So dumb
@sonic gulch When was this
because
today
what is it about
I stopped playing public btz earlier this year and I rarely play human alone if playing with friends

so that's someone else named Bruh
yeah I saw another person name bruh
he said I was modding and then started modding
or maybe its someone else
I mean just look at the account but yeah
I always played clean vanilla when I played pub btz
anyway this is typical dl retard behavior
yeah
once happened when I tackled someone through an object
I had 3 people do that today
How can you be so fucking ignorant to claim tackle phasing is cheating
because they think I have inf spits
jesus christ
after that they started instakilling nests and enabled super jump for constant dfa attempts
- teleport to the new nest when old was destroyed
they actually only had 1 or 2 lives left
cheaters always suck
lol I was live in a vc and I join some dude and he was tping to the nest
and he still lost

plus I got my rank reset because some guy said "you cheat so I cheat"
some loser shit
ranks

I wanna stay apex
and the worst part about it
people think I mod because of that
level 60 walker
I stopped giving any shits all together when I got Apex
the goal was done and ranks are just a line of text anyway
don't change anything
btz ranks are the equivalent of getting a fucking sticker for doing something
useless piece of text that means nothing as it can be in anyone's complete control cuz dl modding
it's funny, when I got my apex reset I made it back to juggernaut in the next 5-10 hours of gameplay
thats funny because like my 2nd to last match was the match I got reset
then I did something with a friend in private and spawned myself in the tower as crane on the nh save so it fucking broke and I pulled another expendable copy of that apex save to play on.
If you dont like modders resetting your rank all you need to do is make a copy which you copy onto the tainted save's place every time something happens to it

yea I'll do that next time
ye

so bad
Do pvp ranks matter outside of gaining rewards for human?
Ok so will a pure btz player with 1000+ hours still be bad if his rank was reset to prey?

yes
no
rank doesn't effect the game
It kinda does tho, there IS a tiny bit of matchmaking
no
it doesn't
there is no match making
Then what about the "the player you are abou to join is way more experienced than you" message?
it warns you
Still
It does, that the player that u are about to join is more skilled
the game is saying your bad
Nah its saying the player u are about to join is better than u are
yes



