#š§¬ļø±bethezombie
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boomer joke incoming
Uh oh
no
I think 6 months ago Xhaled was trying to create a game or smth
Never knew Anton, You, or borddo
Wraith is still the same tho
To keep this on topic btz bad
you were in the server before me 
well i know the times HVNDRIXX_ was not whining about DL2
Dont know who hvdrixx is and will never care for

whatever
howl spam
thats how i got my
And he did it everyday
huh
Pog
I believe its possible to avert ip bans
no shit
Restricted area my ass
karma
indeed.
Didnt think you did
Did you notice how i backslid under the bomber and didnt get hurt?
yup
yea
ez bomb

did we get it?
No shit crane 
I think the only thing that new hunters remember is the pounce. they think that one-shotting humans will be easy.
hunter

Could someone help me win one game so I could get the potion?
@old rover sure
Iām one Xbox 1
oh im pc
Oh ok but thanks anyways

don't you have to play one match (win or lose) to get the blueprint for the potion?
or is it only for those who win?
Iāve played a couple lost all but never got it
so you are on xbox?
Yes
i don't have xb1 next to my name for obvious reasons...

imagine saying someone opinion does not matter if they play on a certain console
Right
Iām happy if it gets the job done
MRMenac what's your ganertag
gets the blueprint
what do i know? i'm the embodiment of cringe, that one dude in the back of the class, and stupidity. opinion doesn't matter though. 7 months later and i've slightly changed.
doesn't have the glands to make the booster
good day.
MRMenac what's your gamertag
Ah
lemme just drop out.
Whatās wrong with duping?
it's against the rules here.
Oh
I saw how to do it on the YouTube but havenāt tried it out
can i stop playing be the zombie?
5. We do not allow any form of hacking or cheating, including duplicating, exploits & glitching.
Pog

not even the point
its not built for competite standards
whats there not to understand
I understand Iām just saying it will always be unbalanced
thanks for putting out that obvious standpoint confirmed by every btz player
Also by the way I'm a good player trying to get that kid to stop
@hexed kayak bruh you telling that to the guy who worked towards balancing btz 
?
But I understand his frustration Xbox on dying light is dead unless it's level 250 legends
fear worked on a btz patch to balance many features
Also it's not lopsided if you play with like a team of 2 3 or 4
Now 1 on 1 it is but I can see why it is
just saying its like kinda pointless going on about it to him
fun fact theres only 1 out of 10 patches there still needs to come
but atleast you know he actually made a difference, a big one i might add
Hahahaha is it almost Wednesday my dudes
ok random
Ik Iām random whatās that supposed to mean
no not fears homeland
ok you deal with him then
Bromance right there.
tuberlose
no
then stfu
no need to deal
omg feer dont moderat bzt
no my favourite game bts
discussion
thanks fear
f btz
i love the juncook hunter 
feer dotn moderat bzt
end bloodline if still playing
family tree ended
reason: btz
It's rage inducing all the times
what no its just bad
pedigree deleted
reason: no moderat bzt
the more you play a game the more imbalanced it feels tho
enormous potential poorly executed
cuz you realise what's broken after a while
Ever since I started btz I noticed stuff
ok fear. balance out a dying mess.
@honest gate are u and moose down to play once I get a new mic
ig
My mic came early today so just tell me
I get that feeling a lot
@honest gate @woeful hatch @severe wave here
Why ping?
Its an unbalanced piece of shit BTZ

okpro

Alright, so, let's talk how bad it is.
@acoustic hawk Dude I don't care

crain
@acoustic hawk Dude I don't care
@woeful hatch Then dont talk shit
crayon cyle

What happened to the big btz roast discussion?

when i reinstall dl

I reset my PC yesterday.
I am redownloading stuff, downloading DL now.
bad choice

Ok ypu then

I know, but from afar they look like Oreos, no offense.
Lol they kinda do
monke
Hmm yes monke drown
Under 2 inches of water
Thats basically any npc when they touch a body of water
AAAAA
?
Walter scared me
o
°~°


Btz ez
why doesn't @stuck zephyr fix the clit tackle bug?
isn't he a big deal or something?
ihehe

NO
what is "clit tackle bug"
bruh i got 400h
when u tryna tackle from a solid object
how did no one hear about this
when u tryna tackle from a solid object
@coarse pilot what
ye
evading it is %99 hard or u cant see
so you're just talking about no clip tackles š š š
jeez
its not that hard to explain
you phase through something while doing a tackle
there
I just explained it for you
and hate to break it to y'all but that has nothing to do with a bug
it's just how the game works
hmm yes
i want a straight btz match like they show us in the trailer
in pro gameplay the majority of every tackle you actually successfully hit involves some trick like tackling through stuff
4 kyle crane with assault rifles
lmao that wouldnt happen
and bad hunters don't even do it
yes
because they don't know it's possible
i don;t like it
u will like it
it's like
in nh
cheating but not really
of course it would seem unfair on the humans' side if tackle was the only move in the game
but the proper way to talk about balance is to take everything into consideration
its balanced for fear
you can easily avoid situations where you dont get noclip tackled
and he plays human
lol
;/
:kms:
like
imagine playing btz with no spacebar 
the only way to hit tackle would be to get a lucky zig zag where you trade damage anyway
because smart humans actually look behind them
its literally one of the only ways to get a reliable tackle off in a more fashioned way
exactly
yeah
yes sometimes
no
press q
ugh ok i get it
press q and u can see the nh
its always dodgeable the only reason you dont dodge is because you didnt jump
don't nerf clip tackle
bruh
remember kids noclip tackle is gay af
yes totally doesnt have a lot of counterplay unlike gp spit!!!!
you cant tell me im wrong tho
every btz problem u have goes away
once u stop playing it
š
i like gp spit
^
i tried
but kinda op
ye
wha
i leave btz for 2 week and my life became more good
gp spit is monkey ability and it will be fixed in dlr
my dad accepted me
crex friend
crex kil

''no''
n o
wtf
crex abuse
@faer bad techland dev not fix clip tackle
hehe
fire feer from teckland
you can still change ur nickname mate
@feer. dlr bad af chang focking noclep tackel
lets ping uncy
so he can tell pawel that feer is bad techland dev
4v1 unbalanced. no arguing
man uninstalling the game is Balanced
3v1 not so bad
the more players the more retarded the match
you know i'm always up for argueing but since its like the average btz player i won't bother
less players more fun except if friend
3v1 is good when the is good playes
best
im not gonan do irony with that guy
spell
tbh the nest distances in 4v1 / 3v1, make up for getting 4 2handers spammed in your back after a missed tackle.
Also.. if you aren't organized and prioritize killing the hunter.. its harder to get away with it in 3v1.
unlike it used to.
one of the guys is 200 meter away from you
and he tries to kill nests with an assault rifle
last wsih
gay ik
pro
what
ahh
nah i cant do it
you dropkick, friend throws khopesh
4 player china eggnog squad hivemind coordination spamming modded shield cancel heavy tribal axe ground pound spamming after animation animation abusing squad of chinese wong ching with 10000 ping somehow shows up in europe matchmaking mainland English illiterate private vac banned profiles squad going chimp mode monke mode on night hunter spamming drinking eggnog 10 chinese naked cowboys running killing night hunter in one shot and infinite ammo last wish on nest only last bullet spamming last wish on nest all 4 players squad killing nest last wish 10 seconds for 1 nest winning game and posting on steam feed saying xiaaoing pong me win game btz!!!
vikki

vilkki female counterpart
we got clapped yesterday
its god
by him

he can ascend to god's place
Yes.
lol
nword not good
bruh
But some people find it offensive.
China players know they got the upper p2p advantage, had this hunter who kept pounce/gping me.. literally when i was 1 frame out of the slowmotion, he'd be already groundpounding.
Literally only viable strat he had.
By the way, people saying "pro" is ironic.
I saw you wrote "thanks xd" after Donatas told you that.
lol I'm joking

when it jokes
lmao
Birddo ascended
I am also 400h.

i dont believe you
He countered the ironic with his ironic-y
my man cant take any irony jokes
oh wait.
you are better sheesh
why should u need to say ''i dont beliv''
i thought you said "thanks xd" ironic too no?
ok nvm
my man, he cant understand irony a bit
moving on
i dont know what ironic means
i aint from englamd
when I see

wat
wat
wut?
englansm
cheems ref
What does England have to do with irony ???
Engishsism
engrish
stfu don't diss on Englondistan
we say ''ironi'' in turkey
england is my city
noice
no
u will need it
n o
or they will call u stupid my son
hmmm
you need it
blue screen?
no
new tech?
btz chat literally has the best pins
when cren see HVNDRIXX_
this is just too good
lmao
ok ban
bruh

hehe

bro one my friends does dfa from 1m
look kyle I got cool game
n o

vilkki
stay
can you handle this
go away
or get feer
i need you daddy
sheit
run away
bye
ok
8 ball handler
best cooldown ever
bro

getting more coffee 
Dfa is not only about Height also about speeed 
5 second slowmode wtf!
All I saw was I need you daddy
i need you daddy
zana deaded


I fixed it
hacked the system
Pog
I reset the cooldown by temporarily giving you permissions that override any slowmodes


just temporarily give zana mod role ez

Just give me all roles ez
i best mod in the sevrer
Nah I am

BRUHHHHH
i wanted to take screenshot!
today everyone become aiden
Yes
Yes
new xp rank
fuck the goddamn switch broke down
after night hunter
Yes
i know the nuclear codes
no more aiden
Can I have aiden
i need to be mod
what he
the
peasants can be aiden ?
im not a peasant then
im moderatro
nideratri
u are now map creator
moderatro

I just might make a map with 200 red canisters so i can get this shade of blue
i like it more
Bruh

someone @'d crex
i can do wide cren
Gib mod mail role
mapcrexator
milk
Actually possible with invisible walls, no ?
@stable mist conferm
you are pro at....
yes
giant kreyns
wide cren
I believe I can make crane with collision
š
@trail hollow crex
crek
who
no i make map

i can have also blue
Worth

okwtf
i hev classic nitro dont buli
always has been


LEGO my eggo
no u


WideCollisionCrane


what gave that away
hvndrixx alt accounts
@trail hollow Playing witcher 3 for 10 hours 
@acoustic hawk it says 7hours for me lmao
don't worry left it running for over three hours when i was AFK
but still wtf
Its an okay role
its good game ok
Hvndrixx was just a retard so
Well cant argue that
Well cant argue that
was referring to don

Obliterate this monke channel
tackle
tackle again
tackle tackle tackle tackle dead I win.
It's not hard to evade lmfao
tackle spam pro
auto tackle
just make tackle 9000m grab
make mod where you can tackle from 50m 

that would be annoying because you are locked in the animation xd
eh, if a tackle initiates outside of what's considered your front, the dodge phase is forcibly skipped.
you can factually not dodge a tackle after it initiates behind you
oof
you got time.
just sit back and press e and wait for that counter to happen.
or whatever you have tackle binded to
i can think of about ... 3 things I can do to kill a hunter that's in a 2 minute tackle anim
Just spam 2h hits till 0 then poison 'em
for instance
no that's on dodge
If the tackle itself takes 2 minutes to connect
that's plenty of time to hammer the fuck out of him, then poison him so he dies the moment his tackle ends, successful or not
when the night hunter
the night hunter.
when
yea... ground pound range x20
what? no, i'm talking about being human countering that shit
making such a cheat is child's play, everything you do in it is boring
ok. yes. you are master modder. show mercy thou fanta.
mod gay


he speak
some people think that hunter or human is op.
oH gOd kHoPeSh
fanta when
when

'' GOD HAVE MERCY ITS 2 HAND''
it really depends on how skilled the player is.
''FUCK OH NO PICKAXE''
xhaled invad yes
NU
yes
xheld buy pc
you are virgin millennial
pc chad
pro
pve best
yes hahha pvp noobs
but... pve best?
But we are the noobs
TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS
''moni is kil''
'no'

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@honest gate
ok

He is drinking beer, better swat him. š³
Birddo you are like 14 or something why drink beer š³ it will damage brain function and muskle growth promise

birddo big man

How forget ?
wtf anton feyk frend
need to buff your age
ok i block
Do I need to put /s? 
@honest gate dad milk makes stronk
melk make u strokn beer make u week
@honest gate dad milk makes stronk
@coarse pilot I'm dying.
It is not beer, it is wine.

Birday must be celebrated.
I am erasing every word, Anton.
It takes too long to write a proper message.
are you okay ?
Try typing when after having a drink.
@honest gate i tried to play ''finger chop'' after i drinked 3 bottles of efes
xd
imagine caring about dont get muted again
well uhh nobody misses me bcs they know i will come bac
okmute

good luck with gorn.
dont fucking die

Second message after that.
i guess im drinking beer too
indeed.
hajc
yes i am hack
do not do it. do not even think about doing it. do not even think about not doing it.
hackermen funta
bets acker in de wodrl
remember dis gem

ok zombe
ez rp
dying light rp 
Am I the only one who has a headache for nothing
probably.
Itās killing me
Birddo will sure have a headache tomorrow. 

















