#🧬︱bethezombie
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insta tackle is the only way you can counter animation abuse
yeah
sounded like he was just bad and randomly complaining about exploits
because he cant win
I'm back again
i mean i used to hate shit like tendril claw or insta tackle
I got a sandwich
got a sandwich
Ye
yes
🥪
It's got uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
its a booster
and uhhhhhhhhhhhh
btz related
diabetes
fuck you @raw sluice
Lmao
he keeps himself hydrated so he can play his favorite game
Yes
He's just as retarded when climbing
Dboring Light
I'ts a very good sandwich
Now it really feels like a sequel
it's*
DL console players are jokes
but
They have edgy profile pics and weird names lmao
cim
cum
.cim
up fuck
up fuck you coum stain
I won as coum now I loose liffe
wo
a
1v1 me bitch
Yes u wil los
minesweeper 1v1 now
ok yes
ok yes affirmative right yea yeah
Solitaire 1v1 wtf
yes okay sure thing affirmative understood
YESSSSS
MONKE GO OO OO AA AAA
ooga booga
this cuck
CLEAN!
the azir inter

ok

Schrodinger's Cat ???
Such an insult will make one paren't
chimpanzee
Wtf happened here
autism pills
@quiet brook wtf no toksisity on pills
nibvilk
nibvik ?
Or else ill fucking break into your house when all of you are in your deepest sleep and kill each family member you love and let the ones you hate, live and stick my massive cock so fucking deep down your throat you will literally suffocate and become a human cum rag
Ok?
😳
opinions on sticker
ok carpenter8
Its top tier
sticker-to-be was made by me :)
Ok Unemployed.
?
You want to go monke mode. You want to go monke mode.
updated version
I want to go monke mode. I want to go monke mode. I want to go monke mode.
Couldn't type more because bloody MEE6 wouldn't let me
Dyno
They're emojis
this aint fucking facebook
Men
it wont even show


wait no

I like it lol
its 40 @quiet brook dumb
Don't worry
bruh
Dead game expert is here
So an emoji doesn't get in even if it is good ?
Unless the poster of the emoji boosts ?
If it's a good dl emoji, only then
But thats just monke
@raw sluice back me up
vanitas added best emoji
What
Lol
brainfarted
The worst brain lag spike
You really needed to add the /s
I'm not surprised
and they will think I am a degenerate

Unless...
💰
What he gonna do tho
I mean
I will boost soon imo
but besides that
That emoji is perfect
of course I am gonna immortalize my parrot into this server in making a sticker of him and boosting
but other than that, the pic is nice
You don't even have a " hol' up " emoji
a meme

What does that supposed to mean
I wrote an entire essay
and I get a

it can also mean poggers monke if I change it a bit
some humans get epic dfa gaymer moments while i get telehorded lmao 👍
bonus points for us then
@honest gate literally me
Every here seems to take btz seriously and I was wondering why people hate it when night hunters use claws.
I am the best at nighthunter
They all leave when i join

why the bendy sticker tho
other than the mediocre "joke" ( idk if you tried it to be funny )
why the bendy emoji
It's just an emote
you dingus
Your emotes are actually good, that's probably why.
Poor nitroless nub with 2 emotes only

Good emotes, see?
you insult me

Anyways, we're going to #⭐︱general
we need a better nighthunteremoji

Vilkki cried when I deleted that before
he didn't sleep for a week
When I came back be said "look I added it back"

@quiet brook fight me
How is some guy's nose better than the Hol'Up'Monke

suck my gyros
suxk my trapsicle
WHAT

broccoli dude is back!?!?!
oh
vanilla ice cream
let me show you, an intellectual btz chat with 0 grammar
lmao
@quiet brook this guy is the dark lord from doom dude
hes gonna be the final boss
next doom
he is the bolter you see in the DL cutscenes
bruh why are you
even those have more effort than your monkey
@quiet brook
So just posting a picture of a fat fucking racoon is effort ?
Hm
of course there is
you dont get it
context
why we spam it in the DLR discord
@quiet brook wdym ?
donatas
Now that is a good edit and emote ^^^
we have that
not here
as an emoji in the DLR server
yes but i want it here
nah dont want frenchie emoji
They already surrendered before you said not to let them in

Crane
ok delete


man why are you so buthurt about a god damn emoji
Only chads have nitro
it is just to flex
I mean it does help discord
but as a personal need - useless

Only chads have nitro
correction
Only retards have nitro
What about free nitro
thats pro
yeah
because I am an edgy 12 year old with a "girlfriend" who thinks communism is in the right
/s ( for morons )
When you get matched with new players via quick match but there nice rather then toxic ^^
Impossible
Its soo rare
idk i pretty much only get chill people
so many times its like "cheater" or swearing at hunter
Great thanks for askin. I got diagnosed with broccoli syndrome.
damn dude
does that mean that your pfp will be seen as a fnaf character from a far but as what it truly is from a close ?
because it is like that
no
Donut the terrorist pika
wow BTZ is either too ez or too hard
no inbetween
no good games
do you guys have any tips for the zombie?
i've been told i'm pretty good for a new zombie (played about 15 games and only lost 3 i think)
thanks mate
I forgot this guide exists. 
No problem.
what's that grappling sprint move i saw
people saying
i saw it on a vid too
a guy sprinting so fast after grappling with the zombie
it's like he's keeping the momentum
It should be in that guide, I think.
@quiet brook best btz guide https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2071440950
@trail phoenix called tendril sprint you tendril to a surface (while holding the tendril) you also hold w+shift and you increase your momentum
you can either after do a high or a low jump
depends on the situation
if you want to maintain speed you do a small jump (by tapping space bar) and then you repeat the tendril sprint again
if you want to do some agressive turn like a 180 you do a full jump
just play around with it and everythign should come naturally
@trail hollow he is right thou
well i did say that in the comments
If you die from toxic you're nub
why werent telebombers fixed in the first patch
You can not fix something unfixable
Ye
What
hey
hey remember when sereia got demoted and banned for calling fugana a pedophile
imagine

Insulting fugana is funny tho
hey remember when sereia left 42 times because he is unstable as fuck and cannot control his emotions and since he'll get mad over looking at the server icon he has to leave since he spends 85% of his day on discord
Getting banned is also funny.
remember when the whole mod team regretted giving someone a second unban and are on the verge of banning them again
@raw sluice take me with you
Ok I take you with me
And I'm going inactive again, souls time, have a good time
I understand like they're near that point vilkk
But you didn't need to attack em like that.
man
Idk what happened in the last couple hours I'm tired as hell of this thing
but I just read something tarded about me sent between 6-7
That's what provoked me
Videogames did this to you. /s
You know, crex, that's why I'm playing terraria for... hours

instead of reading what people say here
no you don't
quite understand
what I'm saying
I'm ever becoming more tired of this community
Yes but every community is its own
just wait for dl2 be released
than its active again and maybe you dont get tired aswell
xDDD
xD yes...
@fringe nimbus Remember?
you have to be recovered otherwhise bad time..
I go now

;rule 9
9. Impersonating Staff or Techland in will not be tolerated and will be permanently banned.
wait
does this count to _techland and also only second name techland? yes
it should 100%
Ye
That's not impersonation
but he has second name techland
how should it be not impersating?
makes no sense after all
bruuuuuuuuh
if underscore or not its still a space
so everyone is allowed to make name techland
even when its troll
Bruh there isn't even a need to discuss this but names that aren't literally Someone_Techland aren't usually meant to impersonate
They're just memes, crex.
i never saw someone doing impersating techland
and even when it can be a troll
than the rule itself has no sense imo
@honest gate I'm tryina invade what's ur steam 
Yea cuz although there are lots of baboons, only few of them go as far as literally making a fake techland discord profile
there's a guy called James_Techland in our banned list
still has techland pfp
delete toxic spit from this game
what the fuck have you done techland
somethong that op
has no rights to exist
you already have to be lucky if someone downed actually does not get revived in a toxic spit
1v4 tosic spit usefulness 1000000000%
with preheal the downed guy is already healing when downed
or more like if they just used a medkit at any point shortly before dying
and if they get revived they're like guaranteed to get out if they have a brain and a grappling hook
so pls techland nerf toxic spit ☻
i fucking cried
donatas you are
if somebody pauses
annoying
I just look at them
f u c k face
I was 59 and hunter cuz I did an oopsie when playing dlr and I fucking gave myself like 20 lv when tryina change between mutations 

I dont even know if I can delevel myself back to like 40
and besides
yeah its the unused one
early DLR broke my exp bar
if I dont play dlr
for my hunter
I cant do shit bout my level
cuz I wont bother actually modding

by myself
just dlr/fps pak
made by greek man
@pliant venture https://streamable.com/9r1o45
dude
this guy is a cheater
i invaded him and his friends
in slums
infinite health , spits immunity , super jump , infinite uv
everything
i remember his name anywhere lmao
he got soo mad
im pretty sure he just grappled back up again
look closer.
someone complained about getting dfa'd from '1 meter'
I can hardly tell whats going on with that fov
its like
yes im zoomed in a crane's face in every anim 😂
maaaaaan
+50


i got dfa'd from a dude vaulting another dude.
talking about -200meter
👀
I stand inside toxic spit - no damage
Thank god i fixed th1t too :D
I stand 10 metres away from the edge of toxic spit - die
relatable
Or what about critical pounce or whatever you call it, I got pounced when I was standing on top of the flare model. I wasn't midair, I was literally just standing there, and the hunter leapfrogged both of us inside the flare
@honest gate since ur on console might aswell ask how many more crybabies are out there about the update
its making me laugh
yes cool game @plain wave
?
if i told you how many bots there are on console now, would you believe me?
maybe
tell me
like bots as in trash
Or this laggy as fuck spit
Spit has 10 second delay yes
players that are 99% identical to CoD bots set to recruit.
oh god
that must be cancer
well that wasnt the answer to my question though
@trail hollow And then the hunter actually takes UV damage so wtf actually happened?
Triggers me so much when that happens
pounce under water does not register flares ok
DL happened
you need to actually shine your light
u know u can always hit that right
its a bug done by coding water pounce properties
Or from the hunter's perspective when a survivor is just running with a flare in their hand when in reality they haven't thrown it yet wtf
https://streamable.com/lxeqai @plain wave
kim
possible
dude dude literally replied with "i pressed q faster than u threw flare"
i wanted to jump out of the window
lol
kim jong lag
he is bad lmao
north korea net
counter the high latency??
Cancer is 🇨🇳 , he is the high latence.
i have the high ground
you would think most games would give a disadvantage for having bad net
in this one
its paradise
yes
i still cannot wrap my head around a godmode glitch on xbox.
aussie think its a hack but in reality it just happened. none of my friends in that session had no hacks and they were all confused as to why i couldnt die.

ye


the glitch where you dodge of a ledge and heal is cooler
and then fly up in the air
i didnt do it intentionally though. it happened during a DvT game.
but the glitch went away after another minute.
yes that one is gay

how is balancing fixed when there are still dozen of changes needing togo through + hotfix changes
its a bit of a mixed bag for me. on one hand i kinda like it, but on the other its painful
what is
no problem mate.
uhhh lets exclude the fact dk is supposed to do 40 dmg and dodge angle too
eh aslong dk>throw isnt a thing
lets also ignore like gp spit patch
uhhh lets exclude the fact dk is supposed to do 40 dmg and dodge angle too
@stuck zephyr its does 1/5
the aim velocity
ok but this is a 2 minute video of people being absolute bots.
just a demonstration of xbox.
@honest gate you literally can READ what im typing
Yes lol we got these bots on PC too
in abundance
yes.
but tl made mistake
i can read that but it does 1/5 instead.
by taking a 3 versions older
TL:
Ok so the text says we need to make it 40 dam.. Yes lets make it 30dam.

ye
ops
ik.
30 dropkick damage in 4v1 maybe
51 is rather too punishing aswell
in 1v1 is just animation abuse for the hunter
40 worked out perfectly
just do a dropkick chain again and again and watch as the hunter types in dropkick spammers.
tackle spammer
wtf is a dk chain in 2020
kim: tackle spam
pounce spammer
slice spam

o
you have to be sprinting before you get dropkick for that to work right
thats only for insta tackle
no

it works at any dk
ok


everyone complaining bout the dropkick damage being reduced while im sitting here wondering if the 2-handeds will get nerfed eventually.
wtf
@trail hollow ok coop
yes now
yes
we need to test
chinese players count gonna drop 100%
😂
and let me explain using a two hander after a tackle dodge in dlr is like punching yourself
remember that guy who said shields were balanced
yes
and said he could beat everyone

shield wins
i would like to actually face him cause theres literally no one like kaiyoo out there

what platform?
ps4 i think
king zyra or some shit
g o o d .
@stuck zephyr insta tackle after dk doesnt work if you get knock into walls right
kk
OMG
BE THE ZOMBIE WAS PERFECT ALREADY
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
?//??!?1?!??!
fuck you fear
you
corrupt techland
i like the
there's always a chance you will meet some random name with '|| on behind and in front of their name' , some name like VamprZz, or [][][][][].
yes
lmao
oh the salt
he cant be good at the game anymore
he hates the update lmao
the crutch
xd
lol
Im gonna make it a copy pasta
Fear why the fuck would u make the gam even mkre unbalanced u made a good game into a pile of shit out of everyone techland can choose they pick u just fuck off
Ok I wont spam
is fear tellin the truth?
Fear why the fuck would u make the gam even more unbalanced u made a good game into a pile of shit out of everyone techland can choose they pick u just fuck off

I fixed it
Copy pasta born
Console players' brains on btz

lmfao
its funny cause people think its some people at tl who made these changes up
bugs =/= balance
relatable

Thing is people dont even give real feedback or sum to devs
They go to you and bitch in the comments
Like what

when is atuobalance coming back after re build event? ?
its literally a shitshow of crying kiddies for humans to be op or upside down
LOL
REBUILD EVENT

REBUILD EVENT
lmao
this is a story all about how...
fear you were teasing all along
heheheh
peak
pranked
Xhaled
peak
You ghost pin
peak
hang on
rebuild event rebuild event
Wtf men
Save Frank event: work together to save Frank 10000000 times

xd
you take some chocolate and some lobsters and some water
depression is here.
lemons
lemons
lemons

That’d be a kickass event
lemons
metal scrap event
GAZI NEEDS METAL SCRAP!

you literally take one scrap of metal
Water, Almond, Lemons event
abd you die
lemon grenades
Gszi needs metal scrap so he can make a prison shiv
Then he kills you
The true ending of DL
inflicts laceration
hmm.
when momma aint gay everybody gay
xd
KFC DEEP FRYET
Fear whats a fryet
in dlr we added rat
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