#🧬︱bethezombie
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Yeah, both BO1 and BO2 were solid fucking games.
nonon COD mobile is the best
Yeah, zombies was great too. I only got BO3 for that but then I lost interest unfortunately.
your phone becomes so hot it actaully becomes a portable oven
MW1 to BO2 were great
Indeed
I have xböx mw1 original
I heard AW's campaign was supposed to be good.
It's decent but nothing too special
@brisk igloo AW campaign is my favorite out of all CoDs
Kevin Spacey is good but that's a given
ooo
But this is hardcore offtopic.
this is #💥︱dl-memes -btz-memes
Okay, let's meme btz.
@stable mist cough cough school is for nerds
I really came here to ask btz tips
all pro dl btz players dropped out and are millionares
How do I GP
who wants to go dube some flairs so hunter wont pounse us XD
@plain wave You don't.
Thanks for the pro tips
epic gamwr incmoming
3 khopesh bozak mask gang : jump alice time 😎 😎 😎
: spoit smash oopsie

: 💀 💀 💀
Chat: noob reported to rechland
Dok with the pro tipzz.

Lol that is good @stable mist
fear is so rich techland hired him
I put my soul and heart in that message
jump Alice best
@honest gate
Pounce is Visceral pounce/pounced
Tackle is ragdoll/rageoll'ed
Claw is you clapped noob (person named)
Ground pound is hulk smashed
Slice weapons are slaughtered
Blunt weapons are smacked
Dropkick is Barman'ed
DFA is fell on
Slide kill is you broke (hunter name) ankles
Tackle without RAM is punched
Tackle with RAM is tossed
Spike/blown up is fucked up/fucked up (name) on spikes
Bow/crossbow shot is rekt
Gun kills are sniped
you haad no soul in the first place vilkki
Pinning your own meme
@fringe nimbus right I forgot I lost all of them to Nameless King.
@plain wave lmao
nobody knows I pinned it
I was about to comment that pin. Hes gone past my level 
nono aussie clapping into the mic mid pounce is the best counter attack
big thinking
True
ok new UV sound
big boy big brain thinking
everytime you use flashlight aussies clap plays
@quiet brook make sound with aussies clapping
:]
?
natteee explain

jesus..
fuck

@quiet brook Make a sound clapping or die alone, lel.
I'm already dead.



lmao
@brisk igloo omae wa mou, shin deru
i dont speak japanese
@hybrid moon NANI?
xD
I thought that was the Poland Countryball lol @brisk igloo

what the fuck do you want with that audio
Brb
i have 0 context you swedish meatball
everytime you use the UV flashlight
@plain wave lmfao
sure send me an audio file or a video
@quiet brook https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tsZIOb_mRM
Why does Crane look like a retard there?
eeksdee
big boy brain thinking
Aussie modder konfurmed ez
big b o y brain thonking
Big brain plays but small UV plays
Nattee you really have a big boy brain
that is the most annoying pounce situation ever tbh
British grammar guy 
Article 13 is very intellectual if you ask me.
Thats why you need to screenshot your own memes 
Bub, when are we playing Rucket Leig?
natteee is very intellectual if you ask me
You're right.
rocket leg is ebic exclusive
its not 8pm in Stockholm yet you retard
I have Calculator in my platform name so clearly I'm true intellectual.
Yeah, fucking Epic.
how the fuck am i supposed to fit >10s here
ebig games we make games ebicer
damn that loop is short
Wow that's E P I C
Epic is Chinese spyware so @pliant venture will know everything about me. That's why I don't play Fortnut.
actually that clap should fit to 1 sec, so it just loops as you burn that shit
Nono, he thinks I'm a guy but I'm actually a gamergirl.
Yeah fucking Cancer smh
Gaymer girl
shit no locksher

Epic
k
Ninja stream snipedddd.
ok this is offtopic now
Ninja gets telebombed and complains about bombers stream sniping.
What's up?
Hell yeah, they do.
bub is stream sniping
Ninja wins.
but i win by default

painting what
lol
Probably a picture of Meg.

so you can paint in fortnite? 
idk
You can do everything in Fortnut, it's the best game ever.
I have 0 hours on record.
you know alot about it
I stream snipe Ninja in Minecraft.
hmm
I placed lava under him. 
i stream snipe cancer in hentai waifu 3D
Ninja is so fake, dude. He's not even a ninja in real life like wtf? Scammed.
i bought lfd2 again after like a decade
Nono, you stream snipe Heller in hentai waifu 3d.
I would love to see Heller stream with his shitty connection.
lol
heller is weeb?
oh no.
Certified hentai enthusiast and loli appreciater.
His net is one of the strongest
Isn't that right? @honest gate
Hentai Arena sounds good
Depression
am gonna make that for the pounce
raph syndrome
Lol
pick one if you are losing
- fucking TELEBOMBER

- i was uving

- fucking autobalance

Bub Ross is typing an essay...
@north forum I pick, stream sniping.
But it's fine, I never lose since I'm part of the Calculator clan.
xD
Only one who can defeat me is Jayy.
Keep telling yourself that.
I will
lol
I don't think I've ever played against you so I have no clue, ez. But the power of the Calculator is 3ez so no worries, mate.
Nattee cant win even with his teleport hacks
Lol
@north forum Keep telling yourself that.
@hybrid moon I believe you can crush Nattee like a bug because he didn't play for long now he's just a noob
🐉 @honest gate
lmao
Dragonboi has no faith in me wtf?
When you leave DL for weeks, you will need to get used to it again lol
lol
@north forum I am trash yes? You remember when I invaded? I got clapped.
yes remember when i invaded you?
I left Dying Light for like half a year at least so uhh, yeah..
stfu
i claped your asschicks to a new dimension
😂
I think I played it like seriously and actively like a year a go and then I played less and took a break, came back for a community event and then took like a 6 months break until now when I played a few games against brotherman Aussie.
I cant remember anything @hybrid moon
DEEP
he is already
Lol
he is fossilised sadly
I'm guessing Wraith is a certified NM+ modder because no way in hell can he beat a member from the Calculator clan like wtf?
I only remember matches against bo0ya, 4lpha, danythelegend and other little kings
Who tf is 4lpha
i dont think ive ever played against you nattee
bo0ya is a god.
Night mod plus
raph is underground fossilised in the internet
Epicv
no
my gad
4lpha is pro
lool never saw the name before
Well spent
5200*
tosicness has risen to 20%
EVEN WORSE
lol
@hybrid moon Do you afk anything or did you actually play 5k+?
someone made iq900 prank and told 4lpha to invade our lobby
right AussieBestUVLightGuy is done
thats how I met the legend
yes
Is that the lagger Chinese dude?
Sometimes I gotta afk for a few minutes here and there or quickly do the dishes/cook which never takes long. @brisk igloo
nah hes from 6th moon of jupiter or something
Damn
he is from a alternate universe where fear is not pro
:^)
I reached like 1700 hours, I want 2000 but ehh, I'm so tired of DL. I can't play that much anymore without getting bored.
i somehow reached 2.5
i mean if i didnt play ARK or R6 i would be Fear
Lol
Fear is ez.
yes
grinding Stuffed turtle for 2000 hours
FEAR NOOB LOOOOOL
imagine your level if it wasnt capped
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
league of legends doesent count as a game
lel
@fringe nimbuswhat
@stable mist what
Did
where should i put aussie claping?
You
I once signed up for League when I was like 12 and then I forgot my password and never bothered fixing it so I never played it, ez.
Say
cancers screech to pounce or something
@quiet brook Fear saying "Natteee is gay like his mom"
?????
Ok smartass do you want me to pour boiling water in your eyes or your mouth until your lungs fill up
woah
I have it in my NWG video, but that video is way too much aids.
Pumpmycockyourfucker
tosicness has risen to 50%
Shit
lilpump
But I like when Cancer is screaming in Renfur's No Nut November video.
lol
Oh my god.
ow
Worst video ever.
lmfao
wtf is that recommended is nattee hacking in my pc?
😂😂😂
lmao
natteee is stealing your paks
Of course, I need to practice because I'm about to hack Aussie's account soon.
Me and Dan taking over the server.
mhm
bans everyone
bans techland members
lol
or turn them into tosic pro btz gamers
dude am gonna put like 1 clap from aussie for the nher tackle
I would redo the ranks and the highest rank would be herb collectors.
😂
Then I would ban @honest gate ez.
ahahaha
uncy pls respond
like imagine this but aussie
lol
you is lying men
@brisk igloo that's why you will never be
if Aussie drops out one day like Dan, Fhilip will rule
oh no
thats mine
SCP-1886
i showed it once and then everyone stole it freaking meme stealers
is that fear escaping the techland building
he was a bioweapon made for beating all the btz players
@fringe nimbus 1886 is his kill count
yes
No it's his IQ.
no its his ping
better kd than bub and his dad
lol
@brisk igloo and it rises every kill
RE8 plot confirm
Because he thinks with big boy brain

new bioweapon is fear
oh yes of course.
Naked fear running around
Naked 🇫 👂 = best Fear.
fear is my mum?
Yes
No he's mine.
oh no.
I steal yo mama
@stuck zephyr are you my mum?
Yall mind if I
they say you are
You are a volatile nest

That is why he is ur mom

Dok is Zere.
but zere died
Telebomber
How does it feel like when 3 cranes gang bang u with bolts and arrows @fringe nimbus
does that mean dok will too>
no
ah
Poisoned his food, so ez.
so you're Rais?
fear is my mum
That's right.
my dad is ?
ah
you're adopted
wow
no u
uncle wraith
oh no
tosic bolt + uv heal = slow healing? big gay
5khours + No pp = Autism
Dok is my daddy, guys.
pak sale in black market
wait what
@brisk igloo Wraith bullying me again
ok i gotta leave and play some games
you're ppless
this is getting dark
no i will sell on the white market 
Wtf
@quiet brook Listen up here you cuck, you don't bully my brotherman Killagayy, he's a real intellectual unlike you and your shitty Abacus. You wish you had a Calculator.
Racistmt
ok
@fringe nimbus raicsm?
loool
Raiscism 
is legal
Red market
@quiet brook communism
Blue market is walmart
yea
XD
Yeah, ez meatballs.
what is the main store in greece
idk
Probably some ♤○■|}~■&#^×£$&×*
They have none.
xd
only brothels and feta factories
Σκλαβενίτης
I like how people still use fear jokes, like, u don't have anything better to do? It's not even funny when people say it, i guess that's h u m o r
here
several people are typing
Nice
lol
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL
i died
Same.
Fear
Funi
Sit on my lap
I'm saying 88%
toskes
Almost Chernobyl.
fallout 5 is coming
Greke guy who makes clap mod and says nword in video game dyinglight
Can't become Chernobyl until capstevoho joins.
yes
Capstevoho created all Fallout games by himself.
you;re gay
no u
capstevoho is like the best
Wraith, you're fucking gay.
you inferior canadian
ok
@quiet brook 😭 why u bully
JORDAN
relax
Captsevoho is the reason why the word fear was invented
XD
@hybrid moon All good, I got your back with my top quality insults as you can see.
r e l a x gamers
:o
At least capt doesn't wish death and harm on people like some hunters do.
I once played against a hunter with brotherman Blade and he was like "I hope your family dies of cancer" like ok? Maybe take a chill pill or go and nut or something?
lol 😂
Good advice nattee

At least he didn't say I hope all your mothers dies and you are reborneds as snake and insects
I mean don't get me wrong. I think it's funny and all but like yikes.. you must be really bad at handling defeat if you say stuff like that, lul.
lol
Very

Ok honestly I get it when I'm trying to finish off soneone who has hp of 1 claw and I die trying that, I just type WORKEBFKWNRL2VROWU3KR on my keyboard and then continue playing
There's a difference between that and saying the other, lol.
@brisk igloo now you see this is a perfect example of a wholesome community
@quiet brook lmfao
😂
Lucky as fuck the luck is so annoying
Just like
-__- luck
lucker dog
lmao
-_- luck
@quiet brook NICK TF ARE YOU DOING
Mors code bro
lmfao
@stable mist Nah, I'm not that gay...
yet. 
fear: watch your mouf next tiyme
THAT WAS ME YOU DIPSHIT
No in one of his vids u dumb fucker
dumpcuckthatwasme
no
He said it first 😂
i did
No him
and then bub glorified it with his audio mod
Oh @brisk igloo
Bub is big thot.
Yikers
Hi my name is power. I get called hacc a lot and I love to spam drop kick and expose hunters
What?
Hi your name is power and your pp size is bellow acceptable
That’s a screenshot @quiet brook
How to become pro dl player
Make your name 1 word and add a fullstop
Ez
if that 1 dude was here he would say
Moke me all you want see if i care
And also put [NM+] before it.
No put all clans before it
Lmao
Like wraith
yes
Wraith is awful tho at DL
sure kid
Ikr he only mods and says nword what a noob
Yeah, because he hasn't joined the Calculator squad.
Bro I won against wraith 4 times and he never beat me
Like wtf?
It’s currently 4-0
Vro.
Keep up wraith
who are you even lmao
Your worst nightmare in DL
yea right
U have never won against me
xD
And never will
He's Mutant Blood.
Worst nightmare+
@honest gate nub nub nub
yo
Wyd?.
Ok one sec
loool
Power, im just about to open invasions
Yeh I’m not gone so don’t ask me to invade 😂
dont call me by irl name
Home?
This guy is more gay than I am.
I meant to put home and it put gone
NICK NICK NICK @quiet brook
Great correction
stfu jordan
stfu nick
🤣
no u stfu
no u stfu
no u stfu
What’s fears irl name ?
Randy?
wo
rude?
braincells not you have
😂
Nick
Yes

Rapahaele?
Sounds belgian to me
😂😂😂
Because alt
He is Greece isn’t he ??
If wraith was an actual person his name would be ~[|>`}>*÷^=£ in Greek
@stable mist are you finland?
No
oh men
Am also from belgium wym
FearsAimsCousin05/06/2019
I forgot how to do it but how do u envade drop kick?
BRITISH
Ez
also what the fuck is that question
how do you evade a dropkick
am also gonna bypass all the modding related questions
#📢︱server-updates If you want to learn how to mod please DM Wraith.#1316
lol
Nah lol
pussy
i mean once i got dm'd by a guy from this server and he asked if i wanted him to show me how to mod and bc i said no i got called a n word :(
am offended
This so sad can we beat fear in dl
Good
1v1 me vilkki
xd
Anything else than 1v1

I have a laptop

did your dong expand or something
But it can't launch dl 😂
Just Remote Desktop @stable mist
dude i played DL with 250mb of vram
There was something missing to launch DL when I tried last time
And I'd have to download both steam and the game 
gg wp no re
@stable mist Remote Desktop
@honest gate stfu
@honest gate yes from 300km
😂 I played on desktop remote before
dude i've played mw3 through teamviewer
whats happenin mens
:)
Good is happening
finalizing aussie audio mod
ok

lmao
owner has gone rogue
This is happening. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1743112112
wo

n word that ends with an a
you gay
@fringe nimbus nate and brittiegg
mw3 i remember spending 5hours playing non stop survival
MW2 > MW3.
reaching wave 60
@stable mist yes
MW2 rust 1v1 intervention only was the real shit.
Oh nono, I don't want to destroy you.
1v1 me your getting clapped ez
*you're
i mean i got 1k on bf3 and another 1k on bf4
Lul
cod sucks as s
Add 😂
Campaign > Multiplayer.
black ops was really good and i loved the zombies story
Both black ops 1 and 2 were great.
Bo3 nah
bo3 only for the zombies
Bo4 nah
BO3 zombies was good but I don't really like the ending.
yea the ending is disappointing
BO1 and 2 were much better for sure and had like arguably the best campaign. I prefer MW2 just because it's my shit but ehh.
Origins 
Origins was my favourite map.
best
man down man down! sh** another man down! look out behind you! pass me another mag. im out im out. 1 minute later. phew they're all dead! in the bottem corne...
No cap
hmm i really liked the moon remastered
me and fear even did the easter egg there
normally i dont really go for easter eggs
Tranzit was the best map, ez.
:)
We all know infinity warfare is the best call of duty game
I would love to go for easter eggs but I don't really have a squad, lol.
Advanced warfare was the shitiest for me
Rip IW's trailer.
I never played it.
:/
I skipped like all of them. I just came back for BO3 for the zombies.
AW story is my favorite
I heard it's supposed to be good.
i feel like downloading bo3 now
Ugh
||Nateee is big calculator pro||
||You're goddamn right.||
xd
Bo3 cybercores in story were very cool and map design too but what the fuck even was the story, there was no story, and the "nightmares" story was just re-used cutscenes which looked and sounded ridiculous
Shangri-la is hella nice but jeez never really got to play it much
I only played the multiplayer and zombies in BO3.
i never finished the campaign 😂
I like Origins, Mob of the dead, Kino der Toten and Der Riese.
Kino is too easy though.
if a map has the wunderwaffle its instantly my favorite
Wraith AW is good but the supply drops only ruined multiplayer, exo survival is fun and even if zombies aren't the same, at least they're original, just didn't catch me as much as bo2 zombies
Thundergun is better, ez.
i played aw the movement is disgustingly bad
Well the movement feels unfinished
doesnt feel fluent
a game i would like to play is titanfall2
Shadows of Evil was pretty nice too. Same with Der Eisendrache.
The Staffs from origins takes the cake for best wonder weapons.
There are normal dashes, jump dashes, boost jump dashes, exo slam and slice and the combinations of the above
Guess why my other thumbstick is broken?
AW movement.
Titanfall 2 looks like it has great skill based movements.
I've been spamming L3 so much that it literally broke the thumbstick
yea ive seen some videos of ppl using the movement holly shit
You just gotta spam it
they launch themselves across the map
Spam it like I spam backslide.
I am really good at AW and Titanfall movement
Nothing beats bhopping though, ez.
Playing cod on console makes you the biggest nub.
I mean it is but it's still better on PC, lol.
bo3 is the only cod that i actually grinded a lot on multy
Controller layout fits perfectly and pc has always been full of modders
Shooters with controller is so weird.
That's true.
MW2, lol.
Every lobby is like hacked.
You'll prob reach 10th prestige in like a day.
thats how i reached 10th prestige
My friend was given max prestige and unlock everything in mw3
fun
Plus the trickshotting and sniping community on PC was the most aids thing ever.
Then some OTHER modder removed all that
Yeah, me too.
There wasn't anything I could do about. I join a lobby and I get everything.
So I'm like.. I guess I prestige then.
but still my all time favourite shooter would be bf4
you're offtopic
Btw
lel
Real question here
DSR
I started with DSR but switched to Ballista cause it was a little more mobile 
the only nice thing about balista is the option for iron sights
I feel like most feeders were Ballista. I was always DSR. The weapon just packed a punch and Ballista just felt weak.
Hell yeah.
just pick an lmg and spray n' prey
I was actually a knifer for a long time in BO2, lol. I went for knife feeds and across the map throwing axes and such. I got a ton of clips but I never made a montage.
@brisk igloo bruh lemme tell u
When I started playing ghosts, I started knifing a bunch of people and I suddenly got really into it, I PLAYED TO LEVEL 50 USING ONLY THE KNIFE AND I MADE MY CLASS AND PERKS ALL AROUND BEING FAST & SILENT 
If anything, that, is dedication.
Ghosts had a really extensive perk system
It also had fish that MOVED out of the way when you got close to it! omg!!
money well spent
ok i going offline now please go to the other rooms
Not so much for the victim
Dynamic maps as well when you can blow up a petrol station, omg! It's not like L4D1 did that back in 2008 already.
@fringe nimbus am gona make the countdown aussie clapping :D
@fringe nimbus This channel was confirmed by Aussie to be anything related, so yes
Ez, then let's continue, yes?
In Recovery the map switched from one side to another halfway thru
There was a volcano eruption on the other side and some big doors on a big wall closed
Was afraid Dok would fuck me there for a while.
Ah yeah. I think BO2 had similar stuff.
😭
I feel like playing AW again but there is really not much to do since I got 100% on base game trophies

Play Half-Life 2.
Sad lyfe, yes?
No
yes
My pc is not the only thing that gives me joy🤔
Idk about u nTtee

I'm just happy I'm almost on holiday and that it's weekend only 1 week of work left
Aye ClappieGG is on
school just ended here

