🎯︱other-games

[somber valve]

idk cock was that good

he could've gone pro

[stoic portal]

cock

[somber valve]

his name

[stoic portal]

it's like gambling

[broken lodge]

My favorite ship in all of gaming

Truly a romantic couple

[stoic portal]

you stopped before you hit the jackpot

[fleet gulch]

I WAS SCOUTED BY A FEW TEAMS, IF IT WASN'T FOR ME THE MOST TOXIC PERSON IN EXISTENCE I WOULD'VE GONE PRO

[somber valve]

KEEP GAMBLING

[stoic portal]

you need to keep gambling

[manic hill]

@stoic portal got 🦇 Fear x 22 for None Halloween Treats x 3!

[broken lodge]

WHAT

I pressed that first

[stoic portal]

you can't stop gambling

[broken lodge]

Fuck you Hakon

[stoic portal]

ez

[somber valve]

does sound like the average league player

[fleet gulch]

but the thing is, at one point I could no longer keep up with the changes of the game and it was heading into a direction I despised

[stoic portal]

cock you need to start gambling again

[somber valve]

now when you go to sleep general remember, you could've have earned thousands playing league

[stoic portal]

bro how did that stop you but not 44k hours of the same game

[manic hill]

@somber valve, @stoic portal got 🧁 Halloween Treats x 4!

[manic hill]

@somber valve got 👻 Fear x 19 for None Halloween Treats x 2!

[stoic portal]

the genuine horror

[somber valve]

werent like your parents conserned

[fleet gulch]

Because winning made me feel amazing, it felt so much better than winning on any other games

[fleet gulch]

not one bit

[somber valve]

jesus

were they too busy planning heists

[stoic portal]

why the fuck

it's the same thing

[somber valve]

winning as NH on btz is better than winning in any game for me, mostly cuz i know im playing the weaker side

[fleet gulch]

I used to be top of my region, me being above hundreds of thousands of people gave me a feeling of happiness like nothing else

[somber valve]

also cuz made people angry lmao

[stoic portal]

bro was a league of legend

[somber valve]

bro was the

[stoic portal]

look man

I cannot fathom 44k hours

[somber valve]

fr

[stoic portal]

you had to have atleast afked half of those

[stoic portal]

you know the definition of insanity?

WHAT THE FUCK

[fleet gulch]

At my peak, I used to have 4 challenger accounts at the same time in 2 regions(Challenger means being top 200 of the region), 3 on EUNE including rank 1, and the other on EUW

[somber valve]

jesus

[stoic portal]

yeah there's no shot dude

[somber valve]

man could 1v5

[manic hill]

@somber valve got 🍬 Halloween Treats x 5!

[fleet gulch]

not really

[somber valve]

to think this guy was once this powerful and now is just some dude

[normal crown]

bro got 44k hours in lol but still couldn't do esports

[stoic portal]

no fucking way you played the same game that long im throwing the up

goodbye world

[fleet gulch]

I might also have to mention the fact that I had over 100 banned accounts due to my toxic behavior

[stoic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-noob-blocked-gif-26348686

[normal crown]

cool

why didn't u go pro

[stoic portal]

how did you get banned that much

[somber valve]

man was the actual stereotype of league player

[stoic portal]

he wasn't just a legend

he was the entire fucking league

[fleet gulch]

look, I might be on an fbi watch list because of what I said in chat

[manic hill]

@stoic portal got 💀 Fear x 16 for None Halloween Treats x 2!

[somber valve]

[manic hill]

@somber valve got 🕸 Fear x 18 for None Halloween Treats x 5!

[stoic portal]

you should be on a watchlist from the playtime alone bro

[somber valve]

FR

[fleet gulch]

fun fact, there's someone in this server with more hours than me on league

[somber valve]

im done

im out

yall hf

[stoic portal]

I'm gonna kill myself

[fleet gulch]

[stoic portal]

like that one guy from dying light 2

[normal crown]

fear?

[fleet gulch]

yep

[stoic portal]

how many hours

[heavy orbit]

@somber valve aint gonna lie fu xuan is a good support in honkai 🦅

[normal crown]

2 more

[stoic portal]

oh only two?

let me fucking guess

two thousand?

only two??

[fleet gulch]

@somber valve speaking of btz

[somber valve]

noticed

[broken lodge]

https://youtu.be/f-BuB8eHgWo?si=RdcIHXqDmhyAB2ag

Makes me more excited for this game

[heavy orbit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/289746268358705152/1137818918132662312/exploding-boar-boarsplosion.gif

[somber valve]

fr

but yes

stacked asf kit

[heavy orbit]

im just trynna get her a EER relic

[normal crown]

also

@fleet gulch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YucXxma_-ko&ab_channel=LeonHendrix

[fleet gulch]

I quit league, so I'm already doing fine

[normal crown]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-sure-about-that-the-rock-you-sure-gif-24604462

what's your daily routine

[heavy orbit]

just do @everyone

everyone is a sucker here

[molten pewter]

[heavy orbit]

i aint wrong jonathan

[molten pewter]

maybe

[normal crown]

except john

john completed life

he's going for the 100%

[fleet gulch]

you should try ban everyone

[heavy orbit]

thats why he's here, he completed life now hes completing a discord mod speedrun

[heavy orbit]

in oni's discord server

on it

[fleet gulch]

[manic hill]

@heavy orbit got 🧁 Halloween Treats x 2!

[normal crown]

@fleet gulch

[fleet gulch]

Well, I wake up, make breakfast, do my daily workout, start work, finish work

[stoic portal]

YOU HAVE A JOB?

[fleet gulch]

yes

[stoic portal]

WITH 44K HOURS ON LEAGUE OF LEGENDS??

[fleet gulch]

yes

[stoic portal]

bro I'm losing in life right now

[fleet gulch]

wait till you hear how I got my first girlfriend

[stoic portal]

cock, how did you get your first girlfriend

[normal crown]

bro's bragging about getting a gf

https://tenor.com/view/skull-issues-gif-13031152103567454559

[fleet gulch]

I met her on league

[stoic portal]

BRO

WHAT RHENFUCK

[normal crown]

im sorry

cap

[fleet gulch]

she went to the same school I did, she was 1 year younger than me lmao

[stoic portal]

I refuse to believe this

[fleet gulch]

many do

they are afraid of the truth

[stoic portal]

well now I believe it because I'm not like other guys

[fleet gulch]

[stoic portal]

you are hacking

hacker

hacker!!

[normal crown]

i still dont believe it

[stoic portal]

you used uhhhhhh rng hacks you silly little hacker

you goofy little goober

[normal crown]

but w/e

[manic hill]

@stoic portal got 🧁 Halloween Treats x 3!

[fleet gulch]

I should not mention the fact that I flamed her so hard in the match we met, sent her a friend request after match to continue to flame her

[stoic portal]

your fucking lying

no way you flamed someone on league of legends and they became your girlfriend this does not add up

show your work on a piece of paper bro please

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-fall-of-rome-oligarchy-glass-blowing-gif-22655145

[fleet gulch]

We had each other in the friend list for around 8 months, I didn't even know she was a girl till 6 months in lmao

[stoic portal]

epic

it makes more sense now....

but you are hacking so ummm hacker I'm reporting you aaa!!!aaa!!!!!!!

wtf

[fleet gulch]

life is often full of surprises, especially when you waste your life in 1 place

[stoic portal]

ok so

if

[manic hill]

@stoic portal got 🍪 Halloween Treats x 5!

[stoic portal]

if I play a game

16 hours a day

[fleet gulch]

don;t

[stoic portal]

will I get bitches

cock

answer the question cock

[fleet gulch]

very unlikely

[manic hill]

@stoic portal got ☠ Fear x 26 for None Halloween Treats x 4!

[fleet gulch]

and I do not recommend it, go outside instead

[stoic portal]

so your saying there is a chance

[fleet gulch]

that's like playing ultra hardcore mode trying to find a girl

go outside, talk to real girls, it's easier

[stoic portal]

cock, thank you for your advice.. I'm gonna go play madness project nexus for 16 hours a day and finally get a partner

[fleet gulch]

NO NO NO

DON'T

it has to be an mmo game, duh

[stoic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/mgsv-bye-chat-venom-snake-walk-away-mirror-gif-25651354

oh wait what

https://tenor.com/view/youtube-twitch-meme-chair-office-gif-19928140

what is an mmo

idk what that is

[fleet gulch]

games with extremely toxic communities

[stoic portal]

oh so dying light 2

[fleet gulch]

[stoic portal]

no?

ummm

let me think..

idk

I'm stumped

[fleet gulch]

the best mmo to play to find a girlfriend easily is called Real Life

[stoic portal]

my pc can't run that

what's the second best one

[fleet gulch]

I guess Final Fantasy 14, but it has a monthly sub

[stoic portal]

uhh

I don't have a life anymore I just sold it to the devil

so I don't have money

I can't pay subscriptions

[fleet gulch]

searching for girls in reaf life is free tho

[stoic portal]

yeah but my pc can't run it

[fleet gulch]

you don't even need a pc for it, nor a console

[stoic portal]

woahhh

so it's a mobile game!?

with those graphics!?

this is revolutionary

[fleet gulch]

indeed

[stoic portal]

I'm gonna go play real life

goodbye cock

we'll meet again

[fleet gulch]

enjoy, and find some maidens

[stoic portal]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-gif-23627493

[fleet gulch]

stop being maidenless

ez

[somber valve]

@stark oyster

[stark oyster]

He's stupid I've already told him

[cobalt viper]

You know about tarts? You can use that alternative.

[upper bramble]

Fr

Already installed it

[stark oyster]

It's a shame you can't read what I said about the game

I'll get you some reading glasses for your birthday

[manic hill]

@stark oyster, @upper bramble, @cobalt viper got 🍪 Halloween Treats x 5!

[upper bramble]

I’ve been playing it for about 12 hours and it’s alright, the game mostly focused on stealth rather than combat (which is fucking ass). The enemies notice you so easily and their detection bar rises hella fast. I’d give it a 7.5 outta 10

Now give me a slopppy toppy

Ik bro but still

[carmine iron]

gta lobbies are crazy 😭

[somber valve]

and a hazard

[stark oyster]

Biohazard ☣

[somber valve]

resident evil??

[cobalt viper]

Motivational speakers.

[upper bramble]

Based

[somber valve]

i curse you to play for honor

against afeera

[stark oyster]

I curse you to only play nuxia

[somber valve]

in duels, dont mind if i do

[stark oyster]

In breach

[cobalt viper]

Play through the entire Super Meat Boy without dying once blindfolded.

[somber valve]

okay i got corruption tier 4 and caltrops

could be worse

[stark oyster]

Against 4 hitokiris

[somber valve]

its okay will grab speed boost and they will never get me

i love when ubi doesnt give conq a roll catch so i can just regenerate away from him

[stoic portal]

SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO

[stark oyster]

Trying to what lil bro

[blissful parrot]

@frail wind you're missing out\

[frail wind]

i am literally trying to boot my pc

on a sat morning

[blissful parrot]

forgot i had mods installed

and played online

group servers

[stark oyster]

Club penguins

[frail wind]

@molten pewter

[normal crown]

the slightly higher pitch made her voice annoying rather than somewhat nice to hear

[manic hill]

@granite herald got 🎃 Pumpkin!

[normal crown]

FUCK YEAH

[grand frigate]

anyone know why the rayfield caliburn is not spawning for me? heard it has to do with your street credit, that true?

[stoic portal]

30 fps is unplayable mfers are gonna shit themselves when they see my average fps in cyberpunk

[steel scaffold]

i average like 80 now on cyberpunk

I’ve actually always had good fps on that game

Even with the series X when I had it

[stoic portal]

I get 1 fps every couple of seconds

still enjoying the game

[steel scaffold]

Sounds like a skill issue

[grand idol]

Sounds like a trust issue

[shrewd sparrow]

Mirage

Makes me want an ac1 remake

[grand idol]

Wie

Wow

That is amazing

[vernal tiger]

I’m honestly surprised that mirage wasn’t a disappointment and they actually delivered what they promised

[open lake]

https://vxtwitter.com/Dexerto/status/1710354237249478918

[storm bison]

@paper thicket

[paper thicket]

no way

drive by the monolith checkpoint

busting it down gta style

[worn tapir]

https://youtu.be/W3tTzAUYkCg?si=yRGY1wuHugpMz6Fn

[remote needle]

Vanguard wasn't even finished ffs

[normal crown]

It was the most rushed out product byfar

but yeah, the development cycle broke with MW3, not Vanguard

[manic hill]

@remote needle got 👻 Fear x 17 for None Halloween Treats x 3!

[next glen]

[visual niche]

bro come back to dl2 channel

[normal crown]

at first it was IW (MW2019) --> Treyarch (CW) --> Sledgehammer (Vanguard)

[visual niche]

i approve fuck them

[remote needle]

Vanguard came out in 2021

[normal crown]

Yeah

[next glen]

What other games have sledgehammer made

[normal crown]

and MW2 came out in 2022, hence restarting the cycle

[normal crown]

I honestly can't remember

[remote needle]

Vanguard was worked on by treyarch and so was cold war

[normal crown]

They've been a developer that's tagged along, but they weren't the lead of the project

[normal crown]

Yeah, but it was primarily ran by Sledgehammer

[next glen]

They should never be

[remote needle]

Sledgehammer was taken off due to conflicts with the other company that was working with

[normal crown]

Sledgehammer's tagging along in MW3s development and they're the only developer that really listens to live feedback and suggestions from players

[normal crown]

rip

[remote needle]

People were actually fighting in the offices

So you get it

[manic hill]

@remote needle got 🎃 Pumpkin!

[normal crown]

as far as I know, after MW3, It's gonna be Treyarch --> Sledgehammer --> back to IW

[remote needle]

It was whatever the first one was then treyarch twice

[normal crown]

or it's gonna be messed up and be something like Treyarch 2024 --> Treyarch 2025 --> Sledgehammer 2026 --> IW 2027

[next glen]

Nah they gon make MW4 MW5 MW6

[manic hill]

@next glen got 🍪 Halloween Treats x 5!

[next glen]

Sells like hot cakes

[remote needle]

Look deeper

[normal crown]

So it was indeed Infinity Ward (MW2019) --> Treyarch (Cold War) --> Sledgehammer (Vanguard)

[remote needle]

Vanguard zombies was supposedly last minute

[next glen]

Treyarch solos all of em

[normal crown]

Treyarch is easily the best out of the three

they've basically never failed, other than with BO4 where they innovated TOO much and as a result made a bust

[next glen]

I dont really like how realistic MW feels

Even if it is cool

[normal crown]

MW3 is more arcadey

[remote needle]

And sledgehammer wasn't the only one in Vanguard

[normal crown]

MW2 is leaning towards realism

[remote needle]

Same goes with cold war

[normal crown]

it's why the movement feels so restricting and slow

[remote needle]

Cold war had raven

[normal crown]

Yeah, and so is MW3

MW3 Is Sledgehammer, Raven, IW, Treyarch, all that shit

and thats been the case ever since MW2019

[next glen]

Yeah but it still has very realistic movement and animations compared to cold war for example

[normal crown]

pretty sure raven has tagged along in EVERY game ever since MW2019

[manic hill]

@next glen got 🎃 Pumpkin!

[remote needle]

Except for the fact mw3 isn't a half made game sent to another company

Vanguard was

[normal crown]

The development cycle isn't broken off because a certain studio tags into the development of anothers game. It's just them being there as support / a foundation for improvements

[normal crown]

So I'm assuming one half of it was developed by Sledgehammer, and the other - Treyarch?

[next glen]

Honestly bro who played Vanguard besides the free beta?

[normal crown]

..I bought it on PS4

[next glen]

Why?

[normal crown]

Wish I could refund it

at the time I didn't look up reviews and it was just brand new so I snatched it

I WISH I could refund it right now at full price

I keep forgetting the game fucking exists

[next glen]

and buy cold war

[normal crown]

lowkey just waiting for someone to gift me cold war when it goes on sale atp

i am not spending a time on cold war given the fact that i wanna save up for mw3

[next glen]

Is it on steam

[remote needle]

It was supposed to be sledgehammer and another one that wasn't treyarch

[normal crown]

It's on steam

but it's 60$ right now

no idea when the next sale's up

[next glen]

are the old cods also $60...

[normal crown]

On Steam? Yeah

you could probably find them for cheaper on CDKeys though

for like a few bucks or something

[next glen]

It ain't ever getting lower

[remote needle]

That other one was taken off the project( I got it wrong when I said sledgehammer was my bad) and treyarch moved in

[manic hill]

@granite herald got 🎃 Pumpkin!

[normal crown]

FUCK YEAH PUMPKIN

[next glen]

HAKON

TYPE SOMETHING

[manic hill]

@next glen, @upbeat whale, @remote needle, @granite herald got 🍭 Halloween Treats x 4!

[normal crown]

FUCK YEAHHH

[remote needle]

But they also took some of Treyarchs employees to help on mw2

[normal crown]

Cold War and most of the other cod games (other than the most recent, which in this case would be MW2 / MW3) go on sale from 60-70 to like 20-30$ each

so MW2019 and CW are usually 20$ most of the time when they go on sale

highest theyve gone on sale was 40$ and that was when they first released

[remote needle]

I just bought mw19

Shit was nice

[normal crown]

ever since then, every sale they've gone down to 20$

[normal crown]

Treyarch wasn't at all involved in MW2

not at ALL involved in it

[remote needle]

Wait

If mw2 is bad

[normal crown]

theres steam accounts for 20$ but not cdkeys

[remote needle]

Lmao

[normal crown]

which is annoying

yall buy me a steam account 🙏🏻 on the name of the Virgin Mary

[remote needle]

Employees can still be pulled from those other companies

[normal crown]

oh shit

I'm assuming that's Activision's call

[remote needle]

All 5 are working in collaboration

[remote needle]

I'm assuming it is also

[normal crown]

lmao i'm pretty sure MW3 has like 7-9 studios working on it

[remote needle]

Because mw2 supposedly had a lot of people

Working on the game

I'm looking at the Internet and it says over 3k but there's a high chance it's not True

[normal crown]

on MW3?

on MW2, yeah, a lot of people worked on it

not sure how many on MW3, but what I know is that Activision's spent $1 Billion into funding development for MW3

[steel scaffold]

Multiple studios and they still can’t make a decent cod

[steel scaffold]

Theres 8 studios, basically the same 8 that have worked on other cods

[rotund flume]

1 billion for mw3?

Did they spend it on anime skins?

[steel scaffold]

That’ll be the most expensive game ever until gta 6

[manic hill]

@pseudo swallow got 🕷 Fear x 26 for None Halloween Treats x 5!

[sleek egret]

bing bigaring

bling dingidy ding bring

[somber marlin]

https://twitter.com/Castlevania/status/1710324044405330378?t=K26bGfJVGmmuXwA9Wm-Jpw&s=19

Castlevania: Nocturne (@Castlevania)

Castlevania: Nocturne SEASON 2 is OFFICIALLY in production.

Thank you to all of the fans - new and returning - who tuned into watch Castlevania: Nocturne. If you still haven't given the series a try, now's your moment.

Castlevania: Nocturne is now streaming, only on Netflix.

Likes

21334

Retweets

4951

▶ Play video

Twitter · Oct 6, 2023, 4:00 PM

[honest crane]

Is it actually good though?

Maybe I'll bing it if I hear enough positive reviews on this adaptation

[pseudo swallow]

@honest crane

[fleet gulch]

nah, watch just the first 2 seasons of castlevania and drop it

everything after that...its gets bad

[pseudo swallow]

Bruh he didnt even say hi

[fleet gulch]

hi

[honest crane]

Hi

[pseudo swallow]

Finally

Even general was faster

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-gif-25741420

[pseudo swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-jumpscare-cock-gif-26169689

[shrewd sparrow]

Far from a disappointment, it's fucking awesome

[next glen]

Looks like a disappointment from the parkour side of things

[somber valve]

is it dl2 disappointing level?

[next glen]

Dl2 parkour wasn't a disappointment to me

[prisma cargo]

In dl2 you have way more freedom in traversal unlike the ac games

[steel scaffold]

DL2 gameplay was kinda a let down and the overall presentation of the game (2019 E3 game looked amazing) But the parkour was fucking awesome. Theres a reason I played for 6 days straight upon release

[broken lodge]

I'm gonna slap the next person who fucking mentions E3

EVERY FUCKING TIME

[prisma cargo]

E3

[broken lodge]

[paper thicket]

ok when we play titanfall

[storm bison]

when do you want to play titanfall

[pseudo swallow]

E2

[prisma cargo]

E4

[cobalt viper]

Elite 5.

[pseudo swallow]

No

[cobalt viper]

Okay, have a good day.

[umbral dawn]

AC mirage looks fine to me

I mean isnt this what people wanted?

🤷‍♂️

[manic hill]

@umbral dawn got 🎃 Pumpkin!

[manic hill]

@umbral dawn got 🍪 Halloween Treats x 3!

[somber valve]

crazy how people still bring up something that is not coming

[steel scaffold]

E3

[heavy orbit]

@umbral dawn

where there's smoke there's fire

[umbral dawn]

Where there's riz there's evie

[devout berry]

@somber valve aint no way

rare species spotted

mf actually got c6 i thought it was a joke 😭

[polar swan]

Look up E3 on Discord gifs and you will see smth familiar

https://tenor.com/view/dl2-dying-light-2-e3-2019-techland-gif-9205727697973038202

its that

lmao

[normal crown]

https://tenor.com/view/aussiegg-dyinglight-dying-light2-gif-26588209

[manic hill]

@normal crown didn't have enough candies (4) and ran away scared losing 14 fear!

[remote needle]

E3 was 4 years ago😭😭😭

[lunar snow]

So

I figured out

One little thing

About mk1 kenshi

He’s literally got the Virgil devil trigger clone

And he’s a motivation seeker

[west locust]

:hakonskull:

[manic hill]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/289746268358705152/1160127378924777572/1D498CA2-C6BD-44C9-9FFD-6E11B7A714D5.jpg

[grand frigate]

trying to start phantom liberty, and panam called, and i dont want to miss the questline

im just tryna start the expansion, man

[lunar snow]

Do the quest but straight away do the expansion

[green wing]

Roblox games hit registration

[west locust]

all roblox games are ping based

like heavily

ive been friends with some roblox devs

and making fair shooting system isnt exactly easy

add to that the fact that roblox servers run on potatoes

and you have shit like this

[broken lodge]

People are annoying

with that shit istg

[umbral ermine]

Realistic hood simulator?

[green wing]

Realistic hood testing

[green wing]

Adopt me is making every other game run on reserve power I swear

[stark oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-gif-14400974

[pseudo swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-gif-25306498

[charred valve]

[median anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-light2-gif-24856591

[median anchor]

Lemme send the original vid

one sec

https://youtu.be/HoTJCQfpokU

[manic hill]

@eternal isle got 🦇 Fear x 22 for None Halloween Treats x 5!

[median anchor]

10:0

It's sad how things got so fucked up, because while this build was unfinished, a lot of work was already done and there.

But we can only hope that the future updates will be absolute bangers that enhance and polish the gameplay, which is one of the only reasons this game is somewhat succesfull.

[next glen]

Othergames

[somber valve]

its whole different thing comparing to what we got

[next glen]

Fitting

[west locust]

dying light 2 is also a game

[somber valve]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-glitch-gif-18779226

[manic hill]

@wet sphinx got 👻 Fear x 13 for None Halloween Treats!

[shrewd sparrow]

It started okay, haven't beat it yet but it's starting to feel like nothing interesting is really happening and the characters are forgettable

I really enjoy basim though

It's way better than odyssey and Valhalla in terms of the story

But still not amazing or anything

It has a massive focus on the creed and how they kinda solve conspiracies and work together to put together an investigation

Which I think is a neat formula

Congrats

The best part of mirage is the stealth gameplay

The teleportation is weird but you get over it then it opens up so many amazing gameplay opportunities

[small crescent]

seems like any other AC game

they do wonderful at stealth

i loved black flag for it's fun open world, stealth and ambushes. i still have it on my ps3 though runs 15 fps but quite enjoyable

[shrewd sparrow]

Meh, the older games had terrible stealth design. The keyway games were okay but stealth wasn't like a good mechanic until unity and syndicate

[small crescent]

i mean, black flag was a good balance after all

[shrewd sparrow]

Origins had okay stealth and if you knew how to make a stealth build in odyssey it could be great. Valhalla had really bad stealth

[small crescent]

very doable

[shrewd sparrow]

Lemme get one

Free pretzel

I'm a 12 hour drive from Connecticut

See you soon

[small crescent]

you guys met each other?

[shrewd sparrow]

Yeah I'm in his walls

[small crescent]

momento

[shrewd sparrow]

I do too

Swagged out

[small crescent]

kinda skill issue if you ask me, but you got the steel balls

[shrewd sparrow]

Don't overlook the teleport ability seriously, it's a game changer

I didn't either but then I realized it's utility and mah immersion tossed wayside

It's just too cool

Genius

[small crescent]

very skill issue moment indeed

[shrewd sparrow]

Honestly the thing about basim teleporting is instead of explaining it via an animus glitch not rendering basims speed quick enough, they should have just had him toss a small smoke bomb between every teleport

[small crescent]

teleport isn't a very assassin thing to do, so smoke bombs could've been very much better

[shrewd sparrow]

Yeah I was surprised too

[manic hill]

@wet sphinx got 🕯 Fear x 12 for None Halloween Treats x 4!

[small crescent]

200 gb is for activision

[shrewd sparrow]

Mirage is a smaller game than ac3 remastered

Holy fuck

[small crescent]

average activision

hm, the times where you could download mw2019 for 100 gb

ultimate activision skill issue

[small crescent]

i think it was for warzone though, not sure

activision is so sad, they trashed the best warzone and replaced it with a shitty unoptimised garbage one

[shrewd sparrow]

For me it's like 112 but I also don't have dawn of Ragnarok

[manic hill]

@wet sphinx got 👻 Fear x 19 for None Halloween Treats!

[polar swan]

Nice

Shit game

Absolutley fucking horrible

Ac died after Rouge

Or smth like that

I forgor the name

Ac Black Flag the best

Tell me if Mirage is good @normal crown

Nothing like Earth

[humble gulch]

why do people keep giving money to the ac franchise

[earnest shale]

thank god I only played the base game

My ass wouldnt hold much after 200 hours because of a story mission that was glitched

I hate Valhalla

[polar swan]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-my-man-hd-my-man4k-gif-23532578

[humble gulch]

i would have to be paid 30 dollars to play another ac game

[earnest shale]

apparently cdpr forgot to put some music on the dlc

and the audio is extremely glitched

[polar swan]

Dosent surprise me

Guess they are still being CyberBug

[humble gulch]

i do notice some characters are very close to the mic

or talking to characters who have phone dialogue speaking to you using the “phone call filter” while talking to you in person

[stoic portal]

idk wtf you guys are talking about

the only problem with the dlc I've found is the stuttering equivalent to death I can't walk five meters without a game freeze bro

[earnest shale]

I cant hear explosions

[stoic portal]

I can hear them just fine

[earnest shale]

theres no music while you are on combat

[stoic portal]

man you guys have some broken ass games

mines just fine

[earnest shale]

ehhh idk

I will keep playing anyways

[stoic portal]

you better

[shrewd sparrow]

Classic "ac is dead" mf calling the pirate game the best one in the series

Oh how the hypocrisy sings

In general it's still a meh game. It has a decent open world and okay gameplay but the story was really bad and way too unnecessarily long. A lot of good mechanics from odyssey were just stripped out which sucked

But if you're craving a strong Viking experience Valhalla delivers which is nice

If I wanna roleplay as a Viking I'll hop on but it's got nothing on being a samurai/ninja in ghost of Tsushima

[broken lodge]

[manic hill]

@broken lodge got 🎃 Pumpkin!

[broken lodge]

these weapons in this mod feel so fucking nice, great mod for pvp

[shrewd sparrow]

Goddamn this had me on the edge of my seat

[broken lodge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/746690621414047794/1141405300918857779/ezgif-2-539fea6a60.gif

a lot of p nice players on this mod

most duels I have on it feel nice

another one

[shrewd sparrow]

Certainly a breath of fresh air to see them commit to something violent and dark, I'm an odyssey enjoyer but my god that game was goofy

[shrewd sparrow]

@normal crown

Odyssey moment

Makingme feel guilty for rescuing a baby from a burning building

[earnest shale]

I remember I first chose not to rescue the baby xddd

and then I loaded my save back to rescue him

[shrewd sparrow]

Did Kassandra/Alexios comment that they maybe should have saved the baby?

[earnest shale]

I dont remember, but I was able to find one of the members of that cult

I didnt know how to feel after not rescuing the baby

12 year old me was crazy

[sleek egret]

elden ring never really stepped up in graphics compared to ds3 ngl

[manic hill]

@sleek egret got 🍬 Halloween Treats!

[strange wadi]

Once i actually hear it

Or know what they're saying

Oh thank god

They really made it sound like gibberish

I think he's saying something it just sounds like a jumble of words

L

Anyways i found a video about the representation in game

They fumbled HARD

Let me send you it

[shrewd sparrow]

So you are enjoying mirage @normal crown

I like them because the game is stealth focused and they are just open "go here kill guy" type missions

I think that sort of loose quest design works for this formula

Where in the RPG games the quests needed to have a narrative witcher type structure because no one wants to do 4000 fetch quests in a big open world

[strange wadi]

Fine I'm going back to sleep anyways

[shrewd sparrow]

But In mirage where it's more linear I think it works

Yeah, Baghdad is where 90% of the game takes place

The rest is just desert really

[manic hill]

@wet sphinx got 🕯 Fear x 18 for None Halloween Treats x 3!

[shrewd sparrow]

There's like 2 other towns

Parkour is definitely the worst part. But when you factor in that they achieved even this with Valhalla's system it's impressive

Unity has shit parkour

It just looks pretty

True

Id take unity's parkour at its most broken over this

But I don't hate this

It's serviceable and people are finding some depth

Like hangon lemme send a vid I saw earlier

https://youtu.be/WqLxxFp49pc?si=obI4mIGHpETgI8FV

Unity has a lot of depth and beautiful animations but it's inconsistent and still very buggy

Still not deeper than ac1, they still haven't topped ac1 in terms of depth of movement

[manic hill]

@wet sphinx got 🍪 Halloween Treats x 5!

[shrewd sparrow]

R word been blocked for like 2 years

[manic hill]

@wet sphinx got 🍬 Halloween Treats x 5!

[shrewd sparrow]

I don't think there's any way to play 1

I had to buy it on xbox

Nah just ezio collection I think

[broken lodge]

Balls

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1042682098844180492/1160381684416532510/wip_thingy.mp4
Smth I've been working on

Might finish it this week or so

[shrewd sparrow]

I own all the games personally and ps+ premium and this is why I really want an ac1 remake

Ezio collection is ac2, ac brotherhood, and ac revelations

Ezio has 3 games

Ac1 is about Altair in the crusades

Yeah

I bought it on Xbox

For like 4 bucks

[manic hill]

@wet sphinx got ☠ Fear x 24 for None Halloween Treats x 3!

[manic hill]

@wet sphinx got 💀 Fear x 16 for None Halloween Treats x 4!

[shrewd sparrow]

Ac1 holds up remarkably, better than ac2 imo

Ac2 is good I just feel like it suffers a lot of pacing issues

Brotherhood and revelations are both amazing

3 and 4 are good, rogue is meh. Unity is good, syndicate is still good but in different ways and in some ways way worse than unity

Origins is peak, odyssey is fine and Valhalla is... too much.

Syndicate

They wanna take over London for the vine

Hot take because it's one of the most memed combat systems in the series

But I agree

I think its fun

Despite being simple

People just need to get unities cock out of their mouth and realize that all ac games do a lot well and a lot poorly in equal measure

People have too narrow a scope. They just say well unity was good and syndicate ruined it. Origins was good and odyssey ruined it. Yadadada

[manic hill]

@wet sphinx got 🕯 Fear x 30 for None Halloween Treats!

[shrewd sparrow]

This argument means literally fuck all to me. I don't base how I view games on whether or not I think they are worthy of the title they have

I couldn't give a fuck really

Good games are good games and bad games are bad games

[manic hill]

@wet sphinx got 🕷 Fear x 14 for None Halloween Treats x 3!

@wet sphinx got 🧁 Halloween Treats x 3!

[shrewd sparrow]

Ubisoft just can't win. They marketed mirage exactly the way it realeased and yet people still got hyped up and disappointed themselves

Ubisoft was very honest here

The game is way better than they made it seem in the promo, I had like 10% interest

And mind you I've played every single one of these games

I'm a Ubisoft shill

And they kinda failed to get me interested in mirage

I followed it and knew I was gonna buy it regardless

But I had VERY low expectations

Despite being the smallest game theyve come out with in years bordering on an AA release it's somehow impressing me more than all 3 of the RPG games

And I love origins it's in my top 10 games of all time

And I'm not saying mirage is better, but it's a big feat coming from such a small studio with a very limited toolset and timeframe

[manic hill]

@wet sphinx got 🎃 Pumpkin!

[shrewd sparrow]

And it's like the most polished ac release ever

I've seen 1 bug in 15 hours

W know that red and jade are both RPG games, we've seen gameplay of jade already. All we know about red is it will have two playable protagonists

A black male samurai and a female shinobi

All we know about hexe is that it's about witches and "it's taking the franchise in a different direction"

Yeah, some content creators got to play it

Bro didn't know it was a mobile game

Dude there's like 14 AC games in the world right now chill

Red comes out next year

Well you got red and I remember a leak about one of the future projects being another naval based AC game set in South East asia

In the mean time play ghost of Tsushima

It's better than anything ubi could make

Play again

It's gonna be the first next gen only ac

So it's actually gonna be a step forward

Yeah bruh

Nah it runs fine Valhalla was on PS4 too

Mirage runs better than Valhalla

It's more optimized

[manic hill]

@wet sphinx got 🎃 Pumpkin!

[shrewd sparrow]

It's cool that ubi is still supporting last gen 3 years into the generation but everyone should know it's time to move on at this point

We need some innovation

Fuck I'm excited for spiderman 2

[frail wind]

i miss saying ive never seen a ps5 in stock

bro got a high paying pretzel job and is already looking down on the downtrodden

[shrewd sparrow]

Honestly if you live in the US that was always a bullshit excuse

[frail wind]

smh my head

[shrewd sparrow]

If you really wanted one you could find one without going to scalpers

[manic hill]

@wet sphinx got 🍬 Halloween Treats x 5!

@frail wind got 🕯 Fear x 32 for None Halloween Treats x 4!

[shrewd sparrow]

I got a PS5 a week before Christmas in 2020, no one else has an excuse

There's not a harder time to do so

[frail wind]

mfs get a 1 dollar pay raise and immediately start packing their bags to go to legoland for a week

im still not convinced that that pretzel joint isnt a laundering front

[shrewd sparrow]

Yeah but still, every retailer was tweeting new stock drops. All I did was follow an account on Twitter that tweets out when new stock hit them try to refresh the page

Sure I did it for like a week but there was a best buy drop and they even gave the time so I just pre added my card info and waited

If you had any drive you could have gotten a PS5 in November or December

Now if you're picky about which version you want it's different

But not but much

I wanted the digital and I got the digital version

I don't own any discs

Ok now I'm definitely coming

[frail wind]

smart, i hear its an emerging market

dont think so

https://tenor.com/view/lobster-writing-lobster-writes-speech-bubble-stan-twitter-gif-26079717

what do the numbers mean

ah ok i see

decent pace

[manic hill]

@frail wind got 🎃 Pumpkin!

[frail wind]

excuses

john must be in london at the moment

the bills game is on later today

@molten pewter hope you brought your swiss knife

https://tenor.com/view/buffalo-bills-bills-go-bills-bills-win-nfl-gif-15973720717219477283

i shall never post that gif again

one time only

[shrewd sparrow]

No 🗿

That's not a tip that's called a purchase, a transaction if you will

razormind plays

https://youtu.be/_Fl_LJBixfg?si=uM3TJvd-SOFOKsM-

Go to 1:48

That's you rn

[devout berry]

@somber valve where is the pyro coming from for vapes

[worn tapir]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8JuPSMjg50

[steel scaffold]

That seems low asf unless ur like 18

[devout berry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009899623621595136/1156169087911723089/Mortal_Kombat_X_2023.09.26_-_12.59.30.02.DVR.mp4?ex=652e5bdf&is=651be6df&hm=5b91d65c7821991542d7775e7fbcf0bfdd875ec40970f0c0232e416165f1d8ee&

@vital vector

I disrespected her bad

[vital vector]

😭

[devout berry]

couldn't do it until the end lol but still

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/396090984242479114/1157625772689858661/Mortal_Kombat_X_2023.09.28_-_12.00.52.02.DVR.mp4?ex=6533a883&is=65213383&hm=7b0a8d02b0a1fdd0758b53c4931d8c79cfbaebd5f9f7342b0425b322e843f8b8&

also this one

[somber valve]

looking good

[paper thicket]

10%

wtf why

[manic hill]

@paper thicket got 🎃 Pumpkin!

[open lake]

https://twitter.com/VGC_News/status/1710971304277430554

VGC (@VGC_News)

A.I. program ChatGPT was used to write the apology for the broken The Lord of the Rings Gollum game, it’s been claimed.

Likes

295

Twitter · Oct 8, 2023, 10:52 AM

[west locust]

BRO 💀

thats beyond "fuck you"

[pseudo swallow]

[normal crown]

💀

[umbral dawn]

rare AC W

[upbeat whale]

this is wholesome

[steel scaffold]

Makes sense. In Canada the lowest is like 14 an hour

yuppppp our dollar sucks

But yeah thats pre good for 17

[sand yacht]

It's more than minimum wage basically anywhere in the US, but in most states minimum wage isn't actually a wage anyone makes.

California: $15.50
Connecticut: $15.00
Washington: $15.74

That's the only 3 states with minimum wage at or above $15

My state's minimum wage is $10.10, but most jobs here still pay between like

$13 and $18

most jobs as in, most entry level jobs

retail, etc.

You can't find much that pays under $13-ish

[somber valve]

That is so nice

[cobalt viper]

They really don't care, that's beyond scummy and lazy.

[broken lodge]

Rare Ubi W

[cobalt viper]

Minecraft did the same thing except you need to name a cat "Toast" with the use of the name tag.

[west locust]

they also did that with a rabbit

[cobalt viper]

Indeed.

It's a nice attention to detail, a tribute/reference.

[manic hill]

@cobalt viper got 💀 Fear x 22 for None Halloween Treats!

[cobalt viper]

Don't be smirking at it Hakon.

[shrewd sparrow]

Hype

I'm checking every mall in the state

Fat

Most healthy American snack

Holy fuck man

70 bucks for mall food is crazy

They should have just got some real food for the same price or a little extra

How long left on your shift

Swag

[upbeat coral]

Hi

[broken lodge]

[umbral dawn]

@west locust

what'd they do to her 😭

she looked good in the trailer but she looking like a grandma here man

it's crazy cuz she's gorgeous in the first game

[west locust]

she aged 20 years in just a year

doctors hate her

[umbral dawn]

peter became younger, miles looks fine, and mj became a grandma

[manic hill]

@tawny elk got 🧁 Halloween Treats x 5!

[umbral dawn]

man I dont understand why modern/western game devs cant let women be hot

[west locust]

idk, modern AAA companies just have something against beautiful women

[umbral dawn]

💀

[umbral dawn]

ONG

LMFAO

😭

like bro I see cute girls walking around all the time, attractive people arent a minority!!!

smh

[west locust]

but youre sexist for wanting a video game character to be hot /s

grow up

[umbral dawn]

her >>>

[umbral dawn]

man, I like girls why no hot girl!!

wdym sexist

lmfao

it's so stupid man

they're prolly gonna make felicia gorgeous as fuck

[west locust]

oh fuck

oh no

[umbral dawn]

😟

[west locust]

theyre gonna screw her over as well

[umbral dawn]

oh flip

[umbral dawn]

nvm

😟

😭

man I want super hot MJ back

[west locust]

no more naked black cat mods

[umbral dawn]

being extremely hot is literally one of her character traits like

[west locust]

not like i used them anyway

[umbral dawn]

'How did peter end up with MJ' is an actual thing

in the spectacular spider man show anyway

I mean in the movies too

[umbral dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/you-sure-about-that-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson-are-you-absolutely-certain-are-you-positive-can-you-verify-that-gif-10549268703103241949

[west locust]

but thats SeXiST

[umbral dawn]

real

I am sexist for liking women

chat is it gay to like women?

[west locust]

i hate when im sexist for liking attractive women

[umbral dawn]

that's crazy

[umbral dawn]

how does hakon do it man

how does he do it

[west locust]

hes sentient

[umbral dawn]

actually

bro chooses the perfect msgs

[west locust]

BRUH?

he removed

NAH NAH

[manic hill]

@west locust got 🕯 Fear x 27 for None Halloween Treats x 4!

[west locust]

@manic hill i know mmesek plugged chatgpt into your butt

[umbral dawn]

JUST AS A COMPARISON BTW, THIS IS HER FACE MODEL

???? lost in translation????

nah this is like rosario dawson ---> lawan type shit

[somber valve]

@leaden orchid Marie Schrader

[umbral dawn]

they fucked her up on purpose

[umbral dawn]

oh my god

[west locust]

cant have hot women irl? you wont have them in games as well, loser

[umbral dawn]

😭

[manic hill]

@west locust got 🦴 Fear x 24 for None Halloween Treats!

[umbral dawn]

I am pretty sure spider man getting bitches was a thing

I aint spider man

but spider man gets hot girls

that's his thing

she looks alright here tho

[somber valve]

what he can't get?

uncle Ben

[umbral dawn]

😭

[manic hill]

@somber valve got 🍪 Halloween Treats x 4!

[umbral dawn]

insomniac sucks at this

I mean he already looks like a twink but then you made his ass look 15

[west locust]

whenever hes gonna act badass in the blacksuit, remember that this is the face behind the mask

[umbral dawn]

tbf he had a glow up

[shrewd sparrow]

Jesus Christ if I have to hear anymore about the faces I'm gonna blow my brains out

[umbral dawn]

looks better

[umbral dawn]

I understand that but look at this

[shrewd sparrow]

Literally who cares

[umbral dawn]

why does bro look like this 💀 💯

[shrewd sparrow]

She looks fine

[frail wind]

[umbral dawn]

I dont really

but she still looks goofy

ofc I wont go on a rant, but idk

gaming companies really like making women have a glow down 💀

[shrewd sparrow]

Insomniacs spiderman has been more grounded and realistic, it would be out of place for her too be over sexualized in insomniacs world

[umbral dawn]

with that being said the discourse of peter's face model was so unnecessary

[shrewd sparrow]

Even black cat isn't sexualized

Just her personality really

[umbral dawn]

said nothing about being over sexualized but man 😭

[shrewd sparrow]

Her suit is just skin tight

[umbral dawn]

I get what ur saying, but MJ is supposed to be drop dead gorgeous

it wouldnt work for this universe, cuz she's a journalist but yeah

personally, Idc but it still irks me a bit, still wont stop me from playing peak though 🤑

[umbral dawn]

yes

🔥

Im so right

[shrewd sparrow]

Yeah but I'm saying that wouldn't fit in this world

[umbral dawn]

there's a difference between hot and 'sexualized' bro

[umbral dawn]

I understand that, she's more like lois lane here

MJ lane

[shrewd sparrow]

Shes a very realistic attractive person, being 10/10 flawless would just be weird

[umbral dawn]

no, disagree there, she isn't attractive

im saying that she should be

[shrewd sparrow]

She is attractive

U spend too much time looking at fake people

[umbral dawn]

Nah Im just an incel who hates women

[umbral dawn]

😭 trust me man, I don't

but yeah it's whatever, idc enough

[shrewd sparrow]

I'm just sick of this face discourse it's so fucking stupid

[umbral dawn]

Yeah I get that

but im the wrong person to 'argue' w on that topic

because im very much against the discourse

[shrewd sparrow]

Oh no Peter looks weird even though he's gonna be in a mask 99.9% of the game

[umbral dawn]

hell I like the new designs

I just saw mj's face and went 😐 that's it

still doesnt change how my friend had a breakdown over re4 ada

[shrewd sparrow]

Oh waaah someone call the wambulance

[umbral dawn]

like bro was telling me how re2 ada looked so much better and I was literally looking at the whole convo like

[shrewd sparrow]

1 version of mj you can't jerk off too

So sad

[umbral dawn]

jeez, like I said, im the wrong person to 'pick at' for this discourse

you're just embarassing yourself 😭

I had a problem, I expressed it, it's a minor gripe if anything

[shrewd sparrow]

You say you don't care and you tell me I'm embarrassing myself when you just spend like 10 minutes complaining about a video game character not being hot enough

[umbral dawn]

bro

😭

hakon out here being sentient

[umbral dawn]

having a discussion doesnt mean that I was 'complaining'

[shrewd sparrow]

You were definitely complaining

[umbral dawn]

Man now you're just looking for a fight.

I won't give you one though

I am not looking for an argument

[shrewd sparrow]

Then don't tell me I'm embarrassing myself for disagreeing with you

[umbral dawn]

You're trying to take your anger for all those comments you saw about faces on me, who has a minor gripe with one of the pictures, I am telling you this again I am not your target demographic.

Redirect your anger toward someone who cares enough, I'm not giving you this conversation. ☠️

[shrewd sparrow]

I don't want to argue about spiderman faces it's the most uninteresting and irrelevant part of the game

[umbral dawn]

I just know ur chill so I even bothered typing this message

[umbral dawn]

although... you've been trying to instigate me into one for the last 5 mins 😭

whatever man it's fine

fyi

you want someone to be mad at? be mad at them

[shrewd sparrow]

I'm not looking to be mad at anyone

[umbral dawn]

😭

okay

whatever you say

[shrewd sparrow]

My whole point is that the whole discussion is fucking stupid

[umbral dawn]

I agree

Literally

😭

I agree with that

[shrewd sparrow]

If I think it's stupid why would I care enough to be mad about it in either side

If I had it my way we'd have old Peter back but I suck it up and move on

Because it's fucking irrelevant

[umbral dawn]

you're tryna tell me this isnt 'instigating'?

who jerks off to comic book characters

☠️

[shrewd sparrow]

Me

[umbral dawn]

what the FUCK

nah bro fictional women aint my thing

💀 ‼️

Im just saying that they could look better, that's all

still doesn't change how one of my bros said ellie was 'downgraded' in tlou2

[shrewd sparrow]

Then why does it matter so much that one of them isn't to your standards of attractiveness

[umbral dawn]

it doesn't

[shrewd sparrow]

Ayo what the fuck

[umbral dawn]

I never said it does, I was making conversation with xon

[umbral dawn]

he said ellie was cute in tlou

☠️

[shrewd sparrow]

Ngl I've heard this a lot

[umbral dawn]

???

[shrewd sparrow]

And it's really gross

[west locust]

god damn, you guys still keep going

[umbral dawn]

you havent seen jpik and z2k1's stuff

this is amateur

level

[shrewd sparrow]

Like when they casted the live action Ellie for the show and so many people were mad she wasn't hot enough

[umbral dawn]

my honest reaction

she's fucking 14

one thing I hope sm2 has is that MJ actually plays a crucial role

she is very important to the story (in a general sense)

[shrewd sparrow]

She probably will considering how they built up in the first game that she can do her own thing and doesn't need constant protection

From peter

[umbral dawn]

9 seconds into the video and he said 'no spider man project is as popular as smps4'

💀

my sweet nice man, what???

[umbral dawn]

man im just saying, if my gf was spider-woman or some shit, I'd take that protection 😭 just saying

[shrewd sparrow]

Heartbreaking perfection? Wha

[umbral dawn]

it's so good, it makes me sad

[shrewd sparrow]

The arousing perfection of smps4, so good it makes me horny