#🎯︱other-games

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stark oyster
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Not if you played a bit, took a year break then returned TrollGod

umbral dawn
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Mk11 is the easiest of the bunch

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Mk11 competitive games are so boring to watch man

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Lmao

charred gust
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in 8 it's gonna be 80% of your health with the new meter moves

shrewd sparrow
umbral dawn
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Games even harder

charred gust
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they added meter now

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and made defense obsolete

stark oyster
fleet gulch
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I really hope the league fighting game comes out soon

stark oyster
umbral dawn
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Tekken 8 will prolly be the only fighting game i get at launch

charred gust
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their entire motto for the gameplay features demo was "we award aggression, the whole game is about aggression"

umbral dawn
stark oyster
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Woah

umbral dawn
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Expect similarity to GGS

charred gust
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so basically they just want you to play moving forward, no defense at all, forget counters

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gonna be interesting to see how it plays out

fleet gulch
shrewd sparrow
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My favorite fighting games are probably

Top 3:
Ultimate ninja storm 4
Marvel vs Capcom 3
And MK11...

I know, a very jarring list and 3 very different games... But I play a lot of fighting games lol

charred gust
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i don't wanna be racist but the fact that only people in japan can play the early alpha is kinda bad

shrewd sparrow
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Literally all types

umbral dawn
charred gust
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LIKE WHY IS THAT STILL A THING

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2023 and they still gatekeep alphas

umbral dawn
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Like guilty gear or dragon ball fighterZ

stark oyster
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@fleet gulch any progress on your game? cat_Smiel

shrewd sparrow
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What like chip damage you can heal back

umbral dawn
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I found every character to be similar idk

fleet gulch
shrewd sparrow
umbral dawn
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I have all the games

stark oyster
umbral dawn
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They were fun, the story mode is especially great

charred gust
shrewd sparrow
umbral dawn
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Yeah that's why I didn't like it

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It's really simple, and that's good, but it didn't satisfy my itch

charred gust
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its funny because it was in tag 2 but made sense cuz when you tag the other character heals that damage

shrewd sparrow
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It's just a fun game for Naruto fans. For me the fun came from just fighting my friends with Naruto cast and watching the sick animations

charred gust
shrewd sparrow
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Atleast they are better than Shinobi strikers

charred gust
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like the animations they have are peak

umbral dawn
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As for me, who hasn't even watched Naruto, i didn't really care much

shrewd sparrow
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Epic Shinobi strikers where the wallet wins

umbral dawn
charred gust
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jiraiya vs pain was feels_ChefKiss

fleet gulch
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zNqyHAP9zc&t The skill ceiling in this game will be massive

Executive producer Tom Cannon and game director Shaun Rivera give an in-depth look at Project L’s gameplay and tag systems and an update on Illaoi.

Learn more about Project L: https://youtu.be/BbwmX-coQCM & https://youtu.be/5hugGCZon3I

Creator-safe music:
Pulse - Dilip from Sessions: Diana
Listen: https://youtu.be/mtv8WkYyK0s?t=1824
Ascent - P...

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umbral dawn
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I need to finish those games

umbral dawn
shrewd sparrow
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So sick

umbral dawn
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@fleet gulch hear this, one of my friends said project L was just a sub part of LoL and not a separate game lmfao

fleet gulch
charred gust
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whats funny is how we're gonna have to wait like 3 years for a new one to come out

umbral dawn
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He went on to say that a 'universe' and a 'game engine' are the same thing

charred gust
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and even when it does its gonna be underwhelming

umbral dawn
charred gust
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cuz boruto is trash

umbral dawn
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I lost braincells talking to the guy

fleet gulch
charred gust
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and im out of the loop

shrewd sparrow
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I believe they did anyway

charred gust
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i don't see the campaign for it tbh, nothing's happened

umbral dawn
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It creates massive potential for combos

shrewd sparrow
charred gust
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like in naruto shippuden years ever since the start of boruto there still haven't been enough events to make a game like the first ultimate ninja storm

fleet gulch
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that tag system will make the game have a near limitless skill ceiling, just imagine the pro players

umbral dawn
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Boruto > Naruto, amirite guys?!

charred gust
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i hate that show mainly because they're at 300 eps by now

shrewd sparrow
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True

charred gust
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and still havent achieved what shippuden did by 150 eps

fleet gulch
shrewd sparrow
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I've never watched Boruto, I never will watch it

umbral dawn
shrewd sparrow
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I hate everything I've heard about it

umbral dawn
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You can put down a trap and the other characters and then hit it

fleet gulch
umbral dawn
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I haven't watched Naruto

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I'll prolly watch bleach before it

shrewd sparrow
fleet gulch
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watch one piece instead WE

umbral dawn
pseudo swallow
charred gust
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also just how uninteresting the villains are

fleet gulch
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75% filler btw

charred gust
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^

shrewd sparrow
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Every Naruto and Sasuke fight was peak

umbral dawn
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Real

charred gust
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even the main story arcs feel like filler

umbral dawn
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Naruto's fights are why I wanna watch the anime lol

shrewd sparrow
charred gust
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the villains are like ac odyssey side quest villains

fleet gulch
charred gust
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the type that you follow into a cave then find out its another random mercenary you kill

fleet gulch
umbral dawn
charred gust
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that yells "die misthios" at you

umbral dawn
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Like ctrl C ctrl V type shit

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I'll never watch one piece!!!

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I don't have time!!!

pseudo swallow
tired creek
fleet gulch
tired creek
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i aint watching those 1000 episodes ong

shrewd sparrow
umbral dawn
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60 eps is like the whole of aot

fleet gulch
umbral dawn
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Chainsaw man needs filler

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The manga moves at the speed of?!

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Light

stark oyster
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Cyberpunk is bad

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Edgerunners is cringe

umbral dawn
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Who asked

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Literally

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No one here

stark oyster
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Goodbye cat_Smiel

shrewd sparrow
umbral dawn
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Ok

fleet gulch
stark oyster
umbral dawn
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Cyberpunk is stinky, the sex is good

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Cdpr

fleet gulch
umbral dawn
stark oyster
charred gust
# fleet gulch <:OMEGALUL:775851352139366420>

the only things i remember from it are they did the prologue where boruto and kawaki stand off - they do the shonin exams or whatever and he cheats - momoshiki shows up and gives him that eye - filler happens until that other otsutsuki guy shows up and they power level reset both naruto and sasuke like destiny 2 does at the start of a season - naruto has to sacrifice kurama to beat him like a middle age dad trying to pay for his daughters college tuition fee - that guy code shows up and tries to steal boruto to sacrifice him

umbral dawn
charred gust
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that's where i stopped

shrewd sparrow
umbral dawn
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Yes

charred gust
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its funny because the best thing about the show is kashin koji which is literally a robot reincarnation of jiraiya

fleet gulch
charred gust
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they had to resurrect a character from the old show as a bot and its still the best thing in the show

umbral dawn
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Da one piece is real!!!

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Guys, Berserk anime. Imagine.

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You can only imagine cuz it'll never happen

umbral dawn
umbral dawn
shrewd sparrow
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If I get confused I will just look it up

charred gust
umbral dawn
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I don't watch anime that goes beyond 200 eps

charred gust
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i only watched the original naruto when he was a kid full, with shippuden i just watched the kai version

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it was like 80 episodes

umbral dawn
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I dropped MHA cuz of how huge it is

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Stopped at S4

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S5 at the beginning is the most boring shit

charred gust
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im waiting to do the same thing for one piece but i heard it wont end until like 2025

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iirc

umbral dawn
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I'll be an adult!!

shrewd sparrow
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Honestly one of my favorite arcs in Shippuden was kakashi's backstory. It was an entire season

fleet gulch
stark oyster
umbral dawn
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I'll watch bleach

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That's as far as I'll go with long ass anime

charred gust
fleet gulch
shrewd sparrow
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I personally would really like to get into dragon ball but it's very overwhelming. I don't even know how I managed Naruto, but it's not an experience I'm ready to re create

umbral dawn
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I'm watching it

charred gust
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and while we're at it i found what they did with obito kinda underwhelming especially how they built him up

umbral dawn
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One piece where?

charred gust
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i always find the bad guy turns good and regrets what he did cliche

umbral dawn
shrewd sparrow
umbral dawn
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Makes antagonists so less interesting

charred gust
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like its just peepo_cringe when you have this villain who's sold to you as he's beyond saving and just doesn't care anymore but then they go oh nah my bad

umbral dawn
fleet gulch
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signaling

umbral dawn
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What da hell

charred gust
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like bitch you just now feel remorse after indirectly murdering naruto's parents, causing literally everything bad thats happened

fleet gulch
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he can also shoot lasers out of them lol

umbral dawn
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I can't believe I dropped code gayass

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Shit was getting good and boom

charred gust
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then you redeem yourself by giving your sharingan to kakashi

umbral dawn
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I drop before the last ep

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☠️

charred gust
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just so he can use susaano for the FIRST TIME EVER

umbral dawn
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Dropped on the second last ep or sum shit

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The spoilers were such a pain

charred gust
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and then the way they sealed kaguya, like i get it was supposed to be a happy team 7 ending

shrewd sparrow
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Kakashi susanoo is the coolest one 😎

charred gust
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real

umbral dawn
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Anyway guys

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This is games chat

umbral dawn
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@charred gust who are the most beginner friendly characters in tekken?

charred gust
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like he still lost to hashirama when both of them were at their prime

umbral dawn
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I'll play it tomorrow

charred gust
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like i just can't respect a character like that

shrewd sparrow
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Madara is one of the most boring antagonists ever

charred gust
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even if they're the strongest in the current timeline

umbral dawn
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Shut up guys!!! Madara was bestest

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Who's madara?

charred gust
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like you still got killed by hashirama and he still had power to spare, that just means in overall global rankings you're still the 2nd best

shrewd sparrow
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I love how there's no stakes to madara because everytime he "dies" he just magically comes back somehow that's peak writing

umbral dawn
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I've played him Ninja storm, he was fun

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I forgot who my main was though

charred gust
shrewd sparrow
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Play Paul

umbral dawn
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When I just bought the game

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😭

charred gust
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it depends on how you wanna play the game, do you wanna learn some combos ? basic strings ? or you just wanna mash

umbral dawn
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His shit was so easy

shrewd sparrow
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Tekken is too big brained for me. That's why 8 looks interesting. I just wish they'd make another tag

umbral dawn
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I wanna do either king or armored king, king fits my playstyle, i like using grappler characters early game to get familiar with the combos

charred gust
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like thats whats great about tekken any character can be considered cheese but at the same time they all have their own big fat hidden icebergs

umbral dawn
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And then I move on to combo based characters

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For mk I did Kano, Erron Black, Sub zero and then Noob saibot

devout berry
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that music doesn't fit, cuz nero boy

charred gust
umbral dawn
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Lil majin's shit made me want to play the game

charred gust
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they have the most straightforward combo structures in the game

shrewd sparrow
umbral dawn
umbral dawn
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I don't want to play as Kazuya, man's like the most basic ass mf

shrewd sparrow
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Shao Kahn is quite mid in 11... But he does have some potential

shrewd sparrow
umbral dawn
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When I first played tekken 7 on PS4, i used king in training mode and Eddy to grind in the arcade mode or sumth, Eddy made me win matches easily

umbral dawn
shrewd sparrow
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Real

charred gust
umbral dawn
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"game too hard"

charred gust
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and like the mishimas are just straight forward with that

shrewd sparrow
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Gets Tekken
Plays difficult edgelord guy
Uninstalls

charred gust
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the only reason people hate them is cuz of the electric wind god fist which needs fast fingers

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like the input for it is forward down forward triangle

umbral dawn
shrewd sparrow
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Just play the hottest character on the roster

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W

umbral dawn
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One character who I really felt at home with when I played tekken previously was yoshimitsu

charred gust
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but u gotta do the movements in like 3 frames if you wanna get it, otherwise you get the basic god fist which isnt electric

shrewd sparrow
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Yoshimitsu is sick

charred gust
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its insane

umbral dawn
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But you gotta do it fast

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I can do it fast

shrewd sparrow
charred gust
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yeah its 3f

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like you gotta just have it become habit

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but yeah king also is goated

umbral dawn
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Had to fucking slide my fingers

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For directional inputs i always slide my fingers so it's faster

shrewd sparrow
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MKX was very fast

umbral dawn
charred gust
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look the point to tekken 7 is learn launchers - learn moves that send the opponent flying since thats the combo system - learn how to follow up - learn how to maximize damage when you're at the wall - learn how to use the rage drives and rage art into combos

shrewd sparrow
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I remember the diehard mk fans hating x coming off from 9. Then hating 11 coming off of X... We will see it again with 12

umbral dawn
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It was too difficult for my 12 yr old fingers

charred gust
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and obviously frame advantage to know when you can attack after guarding

umbral dawn
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I hated the footsies shit

shrewd sparrow
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Me too

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I think X is the best the series got. There's a skill ceiling but it's not too hard for casuals, but tons of potential for competitive

umbral dawn
shrewd sparrow
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11 is way too casual friendly, which I don't mind but it basically nailed mk's competitive coffin

charred gust
shrewd sparrow
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Very unfortunate, competitive mk9 and MKX was badass

umbral dawn
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I was looking up how to grip my fucking PS4 controller for tekken

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☠️

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"use the claw"
My fingers after using claw ⬅️ ↪️ ⏫

harsh tree
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Claw is easy

charred gust
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it honestly made me appreciate the xbox controller more because of how the dpad is more stable and doesn't like entirely move around when you press it

shrewd sparrow
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That's why Tekken just melts my skull. I just couldn't get in to 7 because the inputs are a mind fuck.

umbral dawn
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Me tryna reach buttons

harsh tree
umbral dawn
harsh tree
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Simply a skill issue I suppose

umbral dawn
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Yes

harsh tree
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Hmmmm

shrewd sparrow
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Every input is different in 3D. Because it's determined by where your standing and where the camera is... Shits wild

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I just can't

umbral dawn
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The jump from Mk11 to tekken was me realizing how inexperienced I was

charred gust
shrewd sparrow
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I loved the tag games though

umbral dawn
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I thought I was actually GOOD at fighting games

charred gust
umbral dawn
charred gust
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first game i bought on my one s

umbral dawn
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I found him super easy to use, and his playstyle is approachable for beginners

harsh tree
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Didn’t one of the MK games have a weird open world game mode?

charred gust
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just so much fun to do tag combos

harsh tree
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Where time passes and your character can get old

umbral dawn
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His moveset is fun to use too

umbral dawn
shrewd sparrow
harsh tree
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Like a weird third person open world game mode

umbral dawn
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Hope tekken 8 is more approachable to casuals

shrewd sparrow
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They literally said so

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Themselves

umbral dawn
umbral dawn
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I didn't care about tekken till I saw Maximilian dood try to learn Jin and I was like "Damn that looks fun"

shrewd sparrow
umbral dawn
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Real

harsh tree
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It was in Mortal Kombat Deception

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It had an open world game mode

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Third person and everything

umbral dawn
harsh tree
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Super fucking weird man

charred gust
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you can get to true tekken god with just that combo

umbral dawn
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What the hell

charred gust
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if you have other things down

umbral dawn
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I hadn't heard of that

umbral dawn
charred gust
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thats his most basic ass combo

umbral dawn
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There's no way

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☠️

charred gust
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but like because he's such a goated character that rewards you for skill you don't need the fancy shit

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you can just play with the basics if you are good at them and win

shrewd sparrow
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I like hearing people who are passionate about a game talk about it

charred gust
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like lil majin literally beat the shit out of JDCR

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just with that

umbral dawn
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I loved that match

charred gust
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ITS INSANE

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like all that arcade stick knowledge

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fucking korean backdash side step wall carry lightning fast rotation

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all that shit dont matter to lil majin

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he just has his ps4 DS4 controller, his 2005 king knowledge

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and he beat him

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just love seeing stuff like that because it reminds you of how anyone can be good at the game

umbral dawn
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Yes

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It's so encouraging seeing him use the controller like goddamn

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I was skeptical before, but seeing that match made me sure

umbral dawn
charred gust
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which is like thinking playing on a 2k PC will make you good at the game

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like ironically what people dont get is playing with an arcade stick if you're not used to it is the most uncomfortable input method ever, the reason why most asian players play with them is cuz they play these games on the arcades, it's a lifestyle and tradition for them since the competitive people go there, they literally have cards over there where you fill up with balance and can play, so they're just used to that scheme

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oh and people think the fucked up input methods are easier on a stick, they're not, sticks have a fucked up way of how they register your direction that you have to be used to, i once ordered a bunch of parts from aliexpress to make my own, got myself a nice sanwa and all, threw that thing in the bin after like 20 mins with it since it completely destroyed what i remember from my childhood

umbral dawn
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I don't care about the arcade stick, it's the question that is it really necessary? The problem with fighting game youtubers are that they emphasize on how arcade sticks will make you a better player and how it's 'easier' which essentially discourages us controller players from continuing to play the game

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For example, I thought tekken was quite literally not meant to be played on controller, so I stopped playing it on PS4

charred gust
umbral dawn
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I was like "fuck this shit I'll be back when I have a 200$ arcade stick ☠️"

umbral dawn
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It's like you can't have fun ☠️

charred gust
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people who do buy it just cope with the fact they spent alot of money on one and start spreading that shit around too

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like sticks are garbage if you haven't been going to the arcades since you were 7 years old and only playing on them so you aren't familiar with anything else, thats just the fact of the matter at the end of the day

umbral dawn
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Maximilian dood said it perfectly, he said it ain't necessary but it's easier for people who are used to it/grew up with it

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Everyone else is like
Arcade stick - Gamer God
Controller - you WILL suck forever

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🗿

charred gust
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its like with everything else on the internet, theres a huge portion of people who are just normies riding on the take they see others say

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like if i was gonna recommend one of those products to someone i'd actually tell them to get a hitbox

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but once again still not necessary to be good at the game

umbral dawn
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After using Lil majin use a controller I got encouraged. It isn't the controller, it's the player

charred gust
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but like these mfs just keep popping up

umbral dawn
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Reddit is the biggest source of misinfo like jeez man

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They WONT let you enjoy a fucking game

charred gust
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they watch themainmansve and his arcade stick reviews shilling for hori

earnest shale
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@charred gust dude, I realised that I can get a refund on those 45% on taxes from the games I bought last year

charred gust
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if you don't have a qanba dragon you're trash

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(the mfs in question don't even play the game and only bought it to post a picture to start the circlejerk then left it dusting on their shelves)

umbral dawn
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Bought gayme @charred gust

charred gust
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the most fun part about tekken is those first 20 hours

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especially if you don't still have a main

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just going around with different characters, trying their movesets

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seeing what fits well with you, it's like being a kid at a candy store

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oh and they did this goated thing where you can change character just from within training mode

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so you don't have to go back to character select, pick 2 characters, pick the stage and then wait for the loading time again

umbral dawn
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I've played tekken 7 before

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it was very brief though

charred gust
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whats worse about the console release

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only ps4 has the jukebox

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and every new season they change the character select theme, i still think the one from fated retribution is the best

umbral dawn
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why does bro have wings!!!

charred gust
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if you're on PC / xbox you can't do the jukebox

charred gust
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MY BELOVED

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he's my main peepo_love

umbral dawn
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I've seen gameplay

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man looks cool

umbral dawn
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1000

charred gust
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fun trivia fact, devil jin didn't get introduced until tekken 5 where they gave him the old moveset regular jin, but in tekken 4 jin had his moveset changed

charred gust
umbral dawn
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yeah that aint much lmao

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I'd say it's a lot but considering how many hours I've seen other people invest into the game ☠️ it aint much

charred gust
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i grinded online in 5 dark resurrection, 6 and tag 2

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so like i can't bother anymore, i just try out the new combo system, play some matches online then i occasionally come back to the game when i feel like i wanna play it

umbral dawn
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is the online even alive? ☠️

charred gust
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for tag 2 it is on 360 atleast

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i mean by online i mean there's like the same 5 or 6 people

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who still play it

umbral dawn
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lmao

charred gust
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i became friends with a guy last time i played it peepo_happy he was a baek main

umbral dawn
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cool

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(idk who that is)

charred gust
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YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT

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he isnt in 7 tho btw

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you only get hwoarang

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which has a similar moveset

umbral dawn
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imagine a tekken tag 3!!

charred gust
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idk if you've noticed but they started a habit

umbral dawn
charred gust
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of removing old characters and selling them as DLC

umbral dawn
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feels_fine I dont know about tekken man

charred gust
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one of the unfortunate directions they're taking sadge

umbral dawn
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I'm literally just getting into da game!!

charred gust
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which version did you get

umbral dawn
charred gust
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nice

umbral dawn
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bought mk11 for 60$ and 2 years later, it's on steam at 10$ with all dlc

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like fuck that shit...

charred gust
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so like anna, armor king, julia, craig, ganryu are all old characters but they introduced them later on and sold as DLC, if you buy the originals edition you get them

umbral dawn
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lmao I was confused when I saw nina

umbral dawn
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he looks badass and his lore is cool

charred gust
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real

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he has the best character select art imo

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the way he just looks at you

umbral dawn
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menacing

shrewd sparrow
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Julia 🥵 Nina 🥵

umbral dawn
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bro is simping over video game women!!!

shrewd sparrow
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Bob 🥵

umbral dawn
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better

devout berry
shrewd sparrow
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I don't discriminate

charred gust
umbral dawn
somber valve
umbral dawn
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☠️

charred gust
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he was honestly a shitpost character, like they only put him there to fill in space

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but still

umbral dawn
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☠️

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fucking BOB

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so random liek what

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how does bob play into the story!!!

charred gust
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this roster was so stacked

devout berry
charred gust
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they had 2 versions of so many characters

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like that afro guy with the glasses is just eddy dressed up like that

devout berry
charred gust
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violet is just lee in his playboy persona

umbral dawn
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that shit looks cool 🤨

devout berry
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average genshin god

umbral dawn
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why is bro like gigantomanus from fate ultimate blade works?!

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I legitimately forgot

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uh

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gilgamesh

dire cradle
charred gust
# umbral dawn how does bob play into the story!!!

they used to do this thing in the old games where you didn't have a campaign you'd play through the arcade mode, in the beginning depending on which character you choose they give you a set of slides that explain that character's current state, then at the end of the arcade mode you have a cutscene

umbral dawn
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he's so hot

charred gust
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now they dont do that anymore

charred gust
shrewd sparrow
charred gust
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i forgot he's in the game

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like he's just so random

umbral dawn
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which game?

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fate?

charred gust
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no tekken 7

umbral dawn
#

huh

devout berry
umbral dawn
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there's a mf named gilgamesh in tekken

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☠️

charred gust
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his name is gigas

umbral dawn
#

coolest genshin clip

shrewd sparrow
devout berry
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bro is literally a god

umbral dawn
shrewd sparrow
charred gust
#

OH BTW A MINOR DETAIL I LOVE

umbral dawn
pseudo swallow
umbral dawn
#

☠️

shrewd sparrow
leaden orchid
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I have not but I know about it

charred gust
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theres a character called jack and he has this move where he rotates his arm around the more he rotates it the stronger the hit is

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and every game they have the announcer count for him

umbral dawn
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im gonna download genshin impact to play with val peepo_happy

pseudo swallow
charred gust
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its such a minor detail but i love it

devout berry
umbral dawn
#

what's with the basic ass names

umbral dawn
#

what do I need to do

devout berry
#

just play the game

umbral dawn
#

sounds easy

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downloading rn, after tekken

devout berry
#

explore and do quests and events

umbral dawn
#

it'll help too cuz most girls in my school play genshin impact

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or minecraft

charred gust
devout berry
umbral dawn
#

maybe I can talk to women now

charred gust
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he's like the landmark for counting how many games there are

umbral dawn
#

jk, they're all into BTS

devout berry
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you wont get bitches through genshin

umbral dawn
#

I dont hate anything in particular, but goddamn BTS is just

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Idk

umbral dawn
devout berry
#

you will only get mentally ill losers

umbral dawn
#

step 1: reduce fat

umbral dawn
#

step 2: get girls

devout berry
#

twitter mfs that mald over character skin color

charred gust
#

old jack looked like a bouncer at a nightclub

umbral dawn
charred gust
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then they started making him look more and more robotic

umbral dawn
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Indian parents wont allow them to buy games

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☠️

shrewd sparrow
umbral dawn
#

I'm sure they've 🏴‍☠️ ed their minecraft copies too

umbral dawn
#

MK names are creative

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me when Paul ☠️

pseudo swallow
#

Tf

shrewd sparrow
#

They really said "yeah he looks like an Eddy"

pseudo swallow
#

Getting bitches on genshin💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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Is that even possible💀

umbral dawn
#

he gets bitches

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💀

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mf calls sequels, 'sub parts'

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he argued with ME about video games when all he plays is free games PE on a 20 yr old pc

devout berry
#

big game

umbral dawn
#

Real

pseudo swallow
#

Bruh

shrewd sparrow
#

Sounds like the worst type of person

umbral dawn
#

It'll help me find femboys

umbral dawn
devout berry
umbral dawn
#

he only has good opinions about football

pseudo swallow
#

Bro

umbral dawn
#

bro thinks he's the best cuz he's tall

devout berry
umbral dawn
#

it's that easy

shrewd sparrow
#

Imagine using your height as a personality trait unironically

pseudo swallow
#

The backstretcher

umbral dawn
#

I'll just lose weight, It'll help me against these fuckers ☠️

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I look like a 30 yr old indian man with a midlife crisis

devout berry
#

i use my grenades as personality trait

umbral dawn
#

I use

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I just use

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I have no personality at school

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I'm just goofy

shrewd sparrow
#

Is your profile picture Leon cause u wanna kiss him

umbral dawn
#

Yes

shrewd sparrow
#

Valid 💯

umbral dawn
#

hey, I dont like irl men, but I do like fictional men

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it aint the same

umbral dawn
#

I'm not even gay feels_fine

frail wind
shrewd sparrow
#

Im not particularly attracted to any men, but I can admit when a man is attractive!

umbral dawn
#

most girls in my class are just, mean and weird PE

pseudo swallow
#

Bro, its so tempting to throw a doubt

umbral dawn
#

there's this girl, she's uh? slightly good looking and can speak English and she acts like the queen of the whole school

pseudo swallow
#

ReevesLETSFUCKINGO

umbral dawn
#

I literally fucked her up in the debate competition

shrewd sparrow
#

Being able to joke about being gay is the most comfortably straight you can be imo!!!

umbral dawn
#

yes

umbral dawn
#

the woman was looking at me like she was gonna kill me

umbral dawn
frail wind
umbral dawn
#

she's slightly above average

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I'm very much above average

#

☠️

frail wind
umbral dawn
#

she really thought!!

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pretty sure she was into me before I humiliated her like that too feels_fine

honest crane
shrewd sparrow
#

Also the best part about sexualizing fictional characters is that they aren't real and there's no guilt about offending a real human being !!!

pseudo swallow
umbral dawn
frail wind
umbral dawn
#

they can all speak English

frail wind
#

the dutch wouldnt get it

umbral dawn
#

it's rare to find a literate person who doesn't

pseudo swallow
frail wind
shrewd sparrow
umbral dawn
#

like you'd know basic english Shrug

frail wind
umbral dawn
honest crane
frail wind
umbral dawn
#

why do I need to call tech support to hear the English skills of my OWN country 😭

frail wind
umbral dawn
#

I mean freddy you've heard me right, @honest crane do I speak bad English Shrug

pseudo swallow
#

What is going on hereOMEGALUL

umbral dawn
#

real

pseudo swallow
#

We went from genshin to fictional girls to language

umbral dawn
#

what is bro doing!!

honest crane
umbral dawn
pseudo swallow
#

In not even 10 minutes

honest crane
#

Nah you can speak English good

umbral dawn
#

that's accurate

umbral dawn
#

good thing cuz I plan to study English and become a professor ☠️

honest crane
umbral dawn
#

although that prolly wont happen cuz my mom has already asked me to clear UPSC @frail wind 😔

umbral dawn
umbral dawn
frail wind
#

or IPS

umbral dawn
#

I'mma become IFS

frail wind
#

imagine riz as the district superintendent

#

jesus

umbral dawn
#

fuck that conventional shit

#

everyone's an IAS

frail wind
umbral dawn
#

I dont wanna take humanities just to take the most conventional route ☠️

umbral dawn
#

a dude I hate, that dude's dad is an IRS

shrewd sparrow
#

Do you live in an urban area or rural area in India

umbral dawn
#

Urban

frail wind
umbral dawn
umbral dawn
#

fuck that shit bro

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I'm becoming an IFS and leaving India

frail wind
#

oog

umbral dawn
#

come back sometimes, flex, gtfo again

shrewd sparrow
umbral dawn
#

pollution

pseudo swallow
umbral dawn
#

my grandma died from cancer bro

pseudo swallow
shrewd sparrow
#

Sad, sorry to hear

umbral dawn
#

dude my cousin brother is the

#

weirdest mf

#

he's 2 and he squeezes everyone's tiddies

#

☠️

frail wind
shrewd sparrow
#

Pause-

#

Based?

umbral dawn
#

bro said "bbbbb" and then squeezes the booba

#

yes

#

mf does NOT care

#

he hugs any girl he sees?!

pseudo swallow
shrewd sparrow
#

Bro is literally a Minecraft YouTuber in the making

umbral dawn
#

he doesnt even LET GO?!

frail wind
devout berry
umbral dawn
#

he cant talk though

frail wind
#

bbbb means benign

umbral dawn
#

skill issue

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mf cant even say mom or dad

#

☠️

#

I taught him a word though cat_Smiel "Balls"

frail wind
umbral dawn
#

I'm doing my part

pseudo swallow
honest crane
umbral dawn
#

he's so cute, I love the lil dude

pseudo swallow
#

They won big in netherlands

umbral dawn
frail wind
somber valve
pseudo swallow
frail wind
shrewd sparrow
honest crane
umbral dawn
#

man's so precious

somber valve
#

who is this?

honest crane
#

💀

umbral dawn
#

My cousin

shrewd sparrow
charred gust
#

@umbral dawn this is what i was talking about

#

you feel like the game is rooting for you

shrewd sparrow
#

Chad

charred gust
#

can't wait to get a call from him in 2060

umbral dawn
#

2060

#

the fuck

#

man's gonna have colossal expectations if I do good in these exams

shrewd sparrow
somber valve
honest crane
#

What you gonna talk about with him in 2060?

shrewd sparrow
#

Sex gifs

charred gust
#

he's gonna be calling me to try and scam me from my coffin

umbral dawn
#

nah bro

#

he'll become a doctor

#

god I hope not

charred gust
umbral dawn
#

lmao I got no pics with him

#

😭

#

I dont get pictures taken

somber valve
#

i felt bad because previous game those 2 bps had helped me against a toxic tiandi

umbral dawn
#

I had a girlfriend when I was 2 feels_fine

#

said I would marry her and shit feels_fine

umbral dawn
#

The Last Of Us Part 3: It doesnt exist

tired creek
#

is for honor still great

#

or its full of toxicity

charred gust
#

i imagine thats the type of shit your mom always clowns on you on when the family is gathered

umbral dawn
#

My mom never clowns on me

charred gust
#

like "hey do you remember that one time when you said"

umbral dawn
#

she's the best mom cat_Smiel

charred gust
#

then everyone just starts laughing at you and you gotta smile like you're enjoying it

charred gust
#

like its a tradition

umbral dawn
#

☠️

charred gust
#

family is gathered and they gotta bust out those folders of stuff you did as a kid

umbral dawn
#

☠️

charred gust
#

in their defense we do some braindead shit as kids

#

like i used to have this habit back when i was a kid

#

i had this laser pointer thing, i'd go up to the roof and start trolling people with it

#

then when they turn around i crouch

umbral dawn
#

one combo in tekken

charred gust
#

would feel so mischievous when i do it

charred gust
#

real

tired creek
#

NEVER add akuma in tekken games fr

#

guy will 100-0 everyone

charred gust
#

that is what tekken 8 is gonna play out like but with all characters

charred gust
#

since everyone has meter in 8

umbral dawn
#

the commentators were like "he just needs ONE TOUCH"

somber valve
tired creek
somber valve
#

end of story

tired creek
#

aba bro

umbral dawn
#

end of story

somber valve
#

works for me

umbral dawn
#

we play as lev trying to kill ellie

#

and then lev reaches ellie and sees that she has a family and has died

jolly sun
#

will there even be a Part 3
because Ellie literally lost everything lmao

#

there's no more to add to the plot

umbral dawn
#

so lev kills her son, hence continuing the cycle of revenge

umbral dawn
somber valve
tired creek
#

MUST

#

MILK

#

THE FRANCHISE

somber valve
#

sounds like rockstar with gta5 to me

umbral dawn
#

nah neil legit said they aint doing a PART 3

#

☠️

#

they said they wont do it until they have a story

tired creek
#

cant wait for gta6 to change game industry again

#

like it was with gta5

charred gust
#

they need to finally fix the rockstar clunky movement

#

even RDR2 suffered from it but it was leagues above gta5

harsh tree
#

The movement system is pretty funny when you realize the kind of speed intended

charred gust
#

the ragdolls are so annoying in GTA5

harsh tree
#

Sprinting is almost always only for straight lines

tired creek
#

still max payne 3 is the best rockstar game☝️

umbral dawn
#

I like the movement in rockstar games

harsh tree
#

I see too many people try sprinting in these games through narrow alleys and stuff

umbral dawn
#

it's realistic

charred gust
#

and like how the character moves around himself rather than where you're looking

#

its like arkham asylum vs arkham knight's movement

umbral dawn
tired creek
#

europhobia ragdoll

charred gust
#

in knight they made it so that batman is always looking and moving around where you're looking

#

rockstar's games still have that system where the character moves around himself

umbral dawn
#

like why would I run through valentine

harsh tree
#

Or chasing someone

umbral dawn
#

the area is like a fucking painting

#

I like to drink all that in

queen torrent
umbral dawn
umbral dawn
#

☠️

harsh tree
#

Or people full on sprinting in the narrow ass alleyways of Saint Denis

queen torrent
umbral dawn
#

idk man, I played rdr2 in the most realistic way possible

queen torrent
#

past the whistling range.

umbral dawn
harsh tree
#

Then get surprised that they got stuck somewhere for a bit lol

queen torrent
#

also running in saint denis was fun.

umbral dawn
#

☠️

#

that never happened to me lmao

#

I think it happened to me ONCE

queen torrent
umbral dawn
#

I just got a new horse, rode it to my horse and then abandoned the horse I stole

queen torrent
#

chad

#

anyway running and parkouring through saint denis was fun.

umbral dawn
queen torrent
#

i didn't run there

#

because the bar fight mission was there

charred gust
#

saint denis on the xmas event was goated

queen torrent
#

and it spawned my horse there.

umbral dawn
#

yes

#

I think that's how it

#

no thats NOT how it happened for me

#

I actually did the uncle mission WAYYYY later in the game

queen torrent
#

really?

umbral dawn
#

when it was the only possible choice

#

yeah

queen torrent
#

it's always the first mission I do.

umbral dawn
#

it's a tutorial mission, which was funny cuz I knew everything they said

queen torrent
#

idky.

umbral dawn
#

☠️

#

so anticlimactic lol

queen torrent
#

lmao

umbral dawn
#

I still like that they give you the option to play missions in whichever order you want

queen torrent
#

mhm

#

kinda ruins the flow in some parts.

#

because one second I'm robbing someone

umbral dawn
#

yes

#

like for me

#

☠️

umbral dawn
queen torrent
#

the other I'm on a horse in the mountains talking to a native american about my son's death.

umbral dawn
#

it gets more structured when you get to the second area

queen torrent
#

i'd say chapter 3 onwards

#

each mission is kinda linked.

umbral dawn
#

☠️

#

maybe it was cuz I was too young, too many moving pieces

queen torrent
#

basically dutch wanted to use them as scapegoats for his big heist!!!

#

which is why the gang helped em out and everything.

queen torrent
#

weird to think that gta 6 is going to look better than that.

tired creek
#

i still like rdr1🥱

charred gust
#

real

queen torrent
#

where's the bleach my eyes out option

umbral dawn
#

none of these

charred gust
#

btw did u guys see that new cod gameplay

#

on the switch

umbral dawn
#

new cod

tired creek
#

wtf is this site lol

umbral dawn
#

☠️

queen torrent
charred gust
#

it looks goated

tired creek
#

EW

umbral dawn
#

I was confused for a sec cuz there's no snow in the story lmao

tired creek
#

i wanted to download it just to get rumbleverse

queen torrent
tired creek
#

but someone said that its a mid platform

queen torrent
#

chapter 1 is so boring

umbral dawn
#

except for ch1

charred gust
umbral dawn
#

saint denis has no snow

charred gust
#

no 60 fps

umbral dawn
queen torrent
#

every time I'm starting a new playthrough

#

I always speedrun it.

#

train heist is good though

#

the rest is

charred gust
#

btw they somehow gave me story mode for free on xbox

queen torrent
#

ass

charred gust
#

cuz i only bought online

#

not complaining tho

queen torrent
#

report this man!!!

umbral dawn
#

for example, I played rdr2 twice, the second time I played I reached saint denis and my save file got yeeted, so I restarted the game, played the first chapter, then stopped playing for a while. Played the game again and the save file was back lmao, but I restarted the game again, after which i stopped again so I restarted it AGAIN

charred gust
#

nah i'm just goated at finessing companies like that

umbral dawn
#

I have played through that intro like 5 times

charred gust
#

they can't help it

umbral dawn
#

I shot the deer with charles 500 times

charred gust
#

like for example i once bought metro 2033 redux from a site and they gave me a key that activated the entire trilogy

#

like including exodus gold edition

queen torrent
charred gust
#

and last light redux too

queen torrent
#

or do you let him live.

#

metro is goated

queen torrent
#

always having to scavenge for materials

#

and bullets

queen torrent
umbral dawn
#

I like that there's new dialogue based on your actions

queen torrent
#

Like you're always switching weapons on higher difficulties in any metro.

umbral dawn
#

makes rockstar games feel like rpgs

queen torrent
#

mhm

umbral dawn
umbral dawn